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Discussion => Silk Road discussion => Topic started by: Barack Hussein Obama II on December 19, 2012, 02:04 pm

Title: The Future of Silk Road
Post by: Barack Hussein Obama II on December 19, 2012, 02:04 pm
To whom it may concern,

I, Barack Hussein Obama II have secretly been a big fan of Silk Road. I have always admired and appreciated your work and your way of handling things. Well done for that and I would also like to thank you for lowering the crime rate in the US and many other parts of the world when it comes to drugs.

You should not be worried about US government trying to do shit about Silk Road as I would do my best to stop the little fucks.

This place is what I was dreaming for in my youth. I will not tolerate dreams being taken away from people, especially not by DEA and other corrupt organizations such as CIA.

That being said, stop with the conspiracy theories, rumors about SR going down, bad words about your leader and all this bullshit.

This is an official message from your president. You should not worry.

Barack Hussein Obama II
Title: Re: The Future of Silk Road
Post by: SelfSovereignty on December 19, 2012, 02:07 pm
Oh, well, in *that* case -- why didn't you just say so?!   ::)
Title: Re: The Future of Silk Road
Post by: Meatgrinder on December 19, 2012, 02:08 pm
I'll send you some more coke, sir.
Title: Re: The Future of Silk Road
Post by: thecrackhead on December 19, 2012, 02:09 pm
Trolling is an art!
Title: Re: The Future of Silk Road
Post by: microboilie on December 19, 2012, 02:15 pm
thank god for that, lets hope dave cameron will be on soon to put our british minds to rest. we all know he loves a bit of mdma on a friday night.
Title: Re: The Future of Silk Road
Post by: Boris Johnson on December 19, 2012, 02:26 pm
thank god for that, lets hope dave cameron will be on soon to put our british minds to rest. we all know he loves a bit of mdma on a friday night.

Fuck him! I Just called the queen, she should log in shortly.

Thank you Mr. Obama for allowing us to speak with our people.

Boris Johnson
Mayor of London.
Title: Re: The Future of Silk Road
Post by: Krime Pays on December 19, 2012, 02:36 pm
Hahah I always knew Barrack had our backs! I voted for him twice! Have fun on the Silk Road Berry!

To whom it may concern,

I, Barack Hussein Obama II have secretly been a big fan of Silk Road. I have always admired and appreciated your work and your way of handling things. Well done for that and I would also like to thank you for lowering the crime rate in the US and many other parts of the world when it comes to drugs.

You should not be worried about US government trying to do shit about Silk Road as I would do my best to stop the little fucks.

This place is what I was dreaming for in my youth. I will not tolerate dreams being taken away from people, especially not by DEA and other corrupt organizations such as CIA.

That being said, stop with the conspiracy theories, rumors about SR going down, bad words about your leader and all this bullshit.

This is an official message from your president. You should not worry.

Barack Hussein Obama II
Title: Re: The Future of Silk Road
Post by: Elizabeth Alexandra Mary on December 19, 2012, 02:37 pm
Thank you Barack,

I thought I should let you guys know that I have been a user on SR since September 2011. Now, I'm about to die and in collaboration with Barack I made this possible.

To all UK Silk Road users:

You are safe, there is no reason for you to stop using SR or ever think that SR will stop.

Long Live, mine was quite long!
Title: Re: The Future of Silk Road
Post by: Pope Benedict XVI on December 19, 2012, 02:43 pm
Europe should not worry.

Since we have discovered Silk Road, 90% of us stopped fucking little boys. All thanks to you guys...We thank you.

P.S. Mary, do you remember that amazing blowjob in 69?

Title: Re: The Future of Silk Road
Post by: QwertAnon on December 19, 2012, 02:46 pm
Would be more convincing if OP had said
My name is Obama and I hate every single one of you...
Title: Re: The Future of Silk Road
Post by: eetandern on December 19, 2012, 02:54 pm
no president is my president.
Title: Re: The Future of Silk Road
Post by: blueveil on December 19, 2012, 02:59 pm
Trolling is an art!
Nah..... Trolling is a art  ;D
Title: Re: The Future of Silk Road
Post by: Spice on December 19, 2012, 06:55 pm
The Future of Silkroad is as bright as the Moon.  Awesome site, alot od rude as people, but Im fuckin rude too.  Nothing to worry about.  Spice sucks.
Title: Re: The Future of Silk Road
Post by: Shroomeister on December 19, 2012, 07:00 pm
 8)
Title: Re: The Future of Silk Road
Post by: Spice on December 19, 2012, 07:19 pm
I really hate Obama.