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Title: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: Nuggets on December 05, 2012, 09:42 pm
Here is the thread for darkexpresso  reviews.

I ordered 1.5lbs of Outdoor OG KUSH., and he was even nice enough to throw in 3.5grams of High Quality Cocaine.

Packaging: 5/5, he double vacuum sealed and did some other stealthy techniques that I will not discuss on forum.

Quality: 5/5, he told me this was outdoor OG KUSH, but this is the best OG KUSH I have ever seen, 0 shake, all big dense nugs, and he even threw a OZ overweight in there for me.

Shipping: 5/5,  I ordered on Monday afternoon, and it arrived to my doorstep today, fastest response time I have seen from any vendor.

Response Time/Courtesy: Darkexpresso was super fast at answering all my questions within hours of me messaging him, and was one of the nicest vendors I have seen. I asked him for a baby sample of his high quality cocaine, but he did not give me a baby sample he gave me an entire 8 ball for free. This was some of the strongest cocaine I have seen. I did a matchstick line to test it out, and I was sky high, no jittery, no burn, and no come down at all. You could smell the diesel smell from a foot away. It was also 1 giant rock.

He will from now on be the only vendor I go too for not only weed, but VERY high quality cocaine.

Thanks darkexpresso.
Title: Re: darkexpresso Offical Review Thread
Post by: OpticalInfinity on December 05, 2012, 10:27 pm
I've done a few orders with the dude. Mostly coke. The coke is bomb-- 80%+ every time I get an order. I lose very little when I clean it. He is my go-to guy for coke on SR. Fast fire, fast fire, fast fire.

DarkExpresso, keep it up.
Title: Re: darkexpresso Offical Review Thread
Post by: jhannm on December 06, 2012, 01:53 am
I've been speaking with darkexpresso back and forth about future deals and he is very responsive and profesional. I've got a sample of the OG Kush on the way before I start ordering lb's but I'll keep you guys updated in this thread. All in all he seems like a legit vendor and I look forward to doing business.
Title: Re: darkexpresso Offical Review Thread
Post by: Nuggets on December 06, 2012, 04:35 am
You won't be dissappointed in his OG KUSH, I am about to order 2 more lb's tomorrow.
Title: Re: darkexpresso Offical Review Thread
Post by: buddyy on December 06, 2012, 05:06 am
i just ordered a half of the OG.. i'm really excited to get it. 

darkexpresso has been fucking awesome so far!! 
Title: Re: darkexpresso Offical Review Thread
Post by: Gridlokk on December 10, 2012, 04:49 am
Waiting on an lb of his outdoor OG kush. And looking forward to a long and fruitful business relationship with darkexpresso.

Title: Re: darkexpresso Offical Review Thread
Post by: Virgil on December 10, 2012, 11:52 pm
Going to add D expresso to my list of coke vendors that I want to try. Thanks for the heads up Nuggets!
Title: Re: darkexpresso Offical Review Thread
Post by: Nuggets on December 14, 2012, 12:57 am
You won't be dissapointed!

I have 1 White Widow lb, and 1 Double Dream lb on the way. I will keep ya'll posted on how this quality is.
Title: Re: darkexpresso Offical Review Thread
Post by: Gridlokk on December 14, 2012, 02:11 am
I got a half pound each of Purple Kush and White Widow on the way. He seemed to raise his prices for me a bit, but we will see how this goes.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: metaphoe on December 17, 2012, 03:37 am
Can't wait to do a review on the good green buds so i can put a point by point review on different aspect being:
Appearance, Cost, Packaging, Smell, Taste, Flush, and Overall experience
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: Gridlokk on December 18, 2012, 02:44 am
Just got my HP of Purple Kush and HP of White Widow today.
Both look pretty good. The Purple Kush has long skinnier tight knit buds. Nice and frosty, but not as frosty as the White Widow. Not as smellier either.
The White Widow looks very very nice, especially for outdoor grown bud. White frost lightly cakes the buds and some of the stems. Can't wait to see what i get next.

I highly reccomend both of these buys.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: jhannm on December 18, 2012, 03:51 am
I've got a LB of the White Widow on the way. I'll update upon arrival. Darkexpresso has been great so far so I can't wait to see the nugz.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: Chubs on December 18, 2012, 04:01 am
Have an order with him, will update as well. Seems very up front no BS kind of vendor, quick and to the point. I like that.

Will update,

Da chubz
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: Gridlokk on December 18, 2012, 06:25 am
About to order 1.5 lbs of Sour Diesel as soon as my coins cycle through. Ill keep you all updated
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: weedmylips on December 21, 2012, 04:29 pm
I got a LB of the outdoor OG kush. Was a great deal for the price. Only took 2 days to east cost

Definitely will be using DE again!
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: metaphoe on December 21, 2012, 04:52 pm
PurpleKush Review:

Packaging/Shipping: 5/5
Express Shipping , Wrapped nice with that strong paper cloth envelope, but what i liked most,was the brilliant label, makes the mail blend so well. And using express is a nice different style of shipping when i often receive mostly priority boxes. On Par With good vacuum seal, and not that cheap  "food saver" brand either.

Appearance:5/5
image:
http://xfq5l5p4g3eyrct7.onion/view.php?image=e31d25634e1a90201e8661a6550c3f7e.png

 What i love about purple kush is that its phenotype comes in purple and green. This was the green version, still had nice dark green fan leaves, but the flowers is what  i like cuz, it was harvest while the hairs were orange with some white hairs still turning into orange. really bushy traits of the far east from some kush mountains. Seeing how its genetics are (Hindu K.) x (Purple Afghani)

Smell/Aroma:5/5
A clean spicey, Kush Smell, you can let that aroma drift and smell a sweet tone.

Taste: 5/5
That Earth Clean Organic Musk. Has like a Tart kinda taste cuz, the kush taste snaps of the pallet easily. Smoke is that strong brute intake. some say and express it as harsh, i describe it has like a hot mild puff.
(lol.) Shoot i like my hot-sauce in food. Just my taste of opinion :)


Cost:5/5
Awesome Prices for the bulk buyer. A lot more reasonable the most all the other vendors, because this is top shelf greenhouse. Worth a pound for resell and profit.

Overall:6/5
Vendor was super. Perfect Rating. all across. This bud had my girl falling asleep, but had me narcoticly rapping all day. Bud was super trippy, every time i encounter purple kush, it has this lil' evil trip i enjoy because everything feels like a mission or more so like an adventure, where i hace to realize life can be a sort of realization that anything can happen, but since i watch alot of movies, it felt like "final destination". Besides that this bud had me concentrating super freaking sharp. i was able to rap all day and not miss a beat. Talking bout' perfect timing-rhyming. I introduced it to my girls friends, and all these bitches wanted to buy my "dro". Makes me want to hustle.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: Gridlokk on December 23, 2012, 06:44 am
I loved his Purple Kush too metaphoe. just placed my order for 1.5 lbs of Sour Diesel. Wont get it for about another week due to Christmas eve and Christmas, but its no big deal. Anyone else have experience with darkexpresso?
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: buddyy on December 23, 2012, 07:00 am
I loved his Purple Kush too metaphoe. just placed my order for 1.5 lbs of Sour Diesel. Wont get it for about another week due to Christmas eve and Christmas, but its no big deal. Anyone else have experience with darkexpresso?

yea dude he's the shit!!  one of top 5 on sr for customer service in my experience
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: nuggets2 on December 23, 2012, 05:59 pm
Hey, I am the original OP. I I am starting a new username, some weirdo kept messaging me about LE everywhere be careful, which made me nervous.

Anyway, I ordered a 1lb of his double dream, and a 1lb of his white widow last week. The double dream was the best that I have gotten from him, and the white widow a close second.

I ordered 2lbs of his double, and a 1lb of his new Sour Diesel last Friday, I am hoping Christmas won't mess up the shipping, but I will update when it comes! Awesome vendor
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: Gridlokk on December 27, 2012, 04:50 pm
Anyone elses packages from DE getting delayed?
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: blink-420 on December 28, 2012, 08:41 am
just saw the latest feedback on DE's page..  said they never got their package, but got a refund

was the package intercepted or what??
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: Gridlokk on December 28, 2012, 09:02 am
just saw the latest feedback on DE's page..  said they never got their package, but got a refund

was the package intercepted or what??

I hope not. He said his assistant was doing the shipping, and another member on here reported that there were handwritten labels which could be a redflag, especially since its shipping from Calif. I just hope i get my package soon, this is going on the 5th day in transit so far
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: eclipsin on December 28, 2012, 07:11 pm
How is their current batch of cola?  Considering doing an express pack for NYE if it can make it.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: nuggets2 on December 28, 2012, 07:11 pm
Mine came yesterday. 2 lbs of double dream, and 1 lb of sour diesel. The Double Dream was top notch, and the Sour was too but it was a bit dry. Overall another awesome transaction with DE. I look forward to see what he can offer next.


Gridlokk it will come bro,like I said mine went out Saturday and came yesterday. Remember USPS is closed for Christmas, and there were delays ;) Message me when it comes, I look forward to your review
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: nuggets2 on December 28, 2012, 07:13 pm
How is their current batch of cola?  Considering doing an express pack for NYE if it can make it.


Had their cola a few weeks ago, a ball it was th best I had done in a while.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: eclipsin on December 28, 2012, 09:51 pm
How is their current batch of cola?  Considering doing an express pack for NYE if it can make it.


Had their cola a few weeks ago, a ball it was th best I had done in a while.

Thanks.  Was it nice and shiny?  Any paranoia, etc?
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: nuggets2 on December 28, 2012, 10:13 pm
Bought a 8 ball from him. It came in 1 solid rock, rock was very shiny. When I cut out lines you could literally smell the diesel coming from it. I did a matchstick to test it, and it took a few moments but it kicked in and I was like wow. Front teeth felt like glass, no jittery or speed to it at all. No comedown either, and definitely no paranoia, it was very clean.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: Gridlokk on December 29, 2012, 12:26 am
Just got my Sour Diesel today.

Paid for 1 1/2 lbs and the package was a qp short, but im sure he will make it right in my next order... at least i hope so. Im messaging him now about it. As far as the bud goes, it looks great. A little leafy and pretty dry, but it really looks good. Better than his OG kush and Purple Kush for sure. I havent smoked it yet, but my customers like it so thats what matters.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: metaphoe on December 29, 2012, 02:00 am
its probably comin in two packs, dont stress Griddddd'

he on his scout honor roll call.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: greatwhitenorth625 on December 29, 2012, 03:31 pm
Can anyone vouch for quality of the White widow???? he out of DD and i was lookin for a nice LB with decent trim and good nose and bag appeal.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: Gridlokk on December 29, 2012, 04:27 pm
its probably comin in two packs, dont stress Griddddd'

he on his scout honor roll call.

Its all good, hes sending the missing qp in with my next order.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: Gridlokk on December 29, 2012, 04:31 pm
Can anyone vouch for quality of the White widow???? he out of DD and i was lookin for a nice LB with decent trim and good nose and bag appeal.

The white widow is the best strain i have gotten him yet. Almost looks like indoor. It has good bag appeal, caked with trichomes with a good trim job. Im about to place an order for 2 lbs of it.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: greatwhitenorth625 on December 29, 2012, 07:30 pm
excellent^^^^^. im gunna have an LB , does it have good smell to it? at the price it truly is a steal if its as good as it sounds... the only pic at the top of the vendor page from the guy that had purple kush and white widow in a pic together the pic quality was hard to judge.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: Gridlokk on December 29, 2012, 07:56 pm
excellent^^^^^. im gunna have an LB , does it have good smell to it? at the price it truly is a steal if its as good as it sounds... the only pic at the top of the vendor page from the guy that had purple kush and white widow in a pic together the pic quality was hard to judge.

Yeah it has a good smell to it. I still have a few nugs left over and they smell great.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: metaphoe on December 29, 2012, 07:57 pm
my bad, its cuz i run a scanner on it. and it gives it this real like look to it i got'a work the angles better , the purple has a badass taste and effect, but the widow, i think ran out, it was super dank tastin'.. i would check to see if Dark' has some more stock, the purple kush has a nice sexy look. i wish i could check out a whole elbow of this all at once
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: greatwhitenorth625 on December 29, 2012, 08:09 pm
he will be restocking thisweekend and i dont need ship till monday:)  i just said whatever the dankest and best bag appeal stuff he gets i will take a LB. cant freakin wait as this is basically my late christmas present from the wife......thats right, be jealous all of you:)
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: YouWillNeverKnow on December 29, 2012, 08:11 pm
my bad, its cuz i run a scanner on it. and it gives it this real like look to it i got'a work the angles better , the purple has a badass taste and effect, but the widow, i think ran out, it was super dank tastin'.. i would check to see if Dark' has some more stock, the purple kush has a nice sexy look. i wish i could check out a whole elbow of this all at once
Yeah, I talked to him today, and he said that he's out of bud completely, but should hopefully have some more at the beginning of next week. I didn't have the coins for the qp of WW at the time, and he offered to front it. I declined because I wasn't sure if that's the way I wanted to go. I'm kicking myself in the face right now for doing so. I guess he was telling me that if I wanted it, I better get it haha. BTW, on another DE subject, if any tweakers decide to stop by this forum, DE has some of the cleanest, chunkiest, most potent product that can be at your door the next morning. You can't go wrong with anything that tickles your fancy from DE. He's a boss.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: SelfSovereignty on December 29, 2012, 08:39 pm
I loved his Purple Kush too metaphoe. just placed my order for 1.5 lbs of Sour Diesel. Wont get it for about another week due to Christmas eve and Christmas, but its no big deal. Anyone else have experience with darkexpresso?

yea dude he's the shit!!  one of top 5 on sr for customer service in my experience

I couldn't agree more.  I've been around for... well I guess 6 months now, and there are only two vendors I still personally recommend to people just because of how far out of their way they went to make sure I was completely satisfied.  DarkExpresso is one of them.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: sniper123 on December 30, 2012, 12:13 am
I loved his Purple Kush too metaphoe. just placed my order for 1.5 lbs of Sour Diesel. Wont get it for about another week due to Christmas eve and Christmas, but its no big deal. Anyone else have experience with darkexpresso?

yea dude he's the shit!!  one of top 5 on sr for customer service in my experience

I couldn't agree more.  I've been around for... well I guess 6 months now, and there are only two vendors I still personally recommend to people just because of how far out of their way they went to make sure I was completely satisfied.  DarkExpresso is one of them.
Yeah DE always comes through. His gear is top notch. Shipping time is fantastic. Plus, he's one of the only two vendors i trust with express. Keep up the amazing work DE! You're a huge asset to this wonderful community.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: greatwhitenorth625 on December 30, 2012, 08:40 pm
can anyone post a pic of the WW....i would love to see what im expecting... green big buds ?
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: springseed23 on December 31, 2012, 09:33 pm
Have not read through this page. But I am so fucking pissed at DE.

I messaged him, and asked if I put a order in for early Friday if It would be delivered that day!!   The immediate response was "YES"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, So I want some coke for new years.    Fucking ass hole.  did not mail till Saturday, even though he said he would mail on friday.  Its Monday, and No fucking mail.   

You lied to me, you maid me pay more for express, and I have no drugs.

I am not a spring chicken to Silkroad, but this absolutely fucking SUCKS.

I want my money back for express. and keep you fucking coke.  D11 has much better service, and I am sure blow, just was not good when I needed.   it would be nice to take my 400 bucks, and go buy some local shit.  But since I am out 4 bills and do not feel like rushing around on New Years eve, I will pass, and just bitch about what fucking shitty service I got from DE.  or at least his assistant.

Thanks guys, hope you have a great fucking New Years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: GetYourFix on December 31, 2012, 10:04 pm
Dick head, Dick head, Dick Head,    Dont FUcking lie to people.   A good vendor is a honest vendor, and you fucking suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, man. I know for a fact that whoever you are talking to is not DE. I talked to who I at first thought was him personally about a qp of green overnighted. The way he responded to that word made it clear as glass I wasn't speaking with DE. A couple days later DE sent me a message asking me if I still needed it send express which is what I meant the whole time. Whoever is handling your transaction is who usually ships your transactions after you order and DE packages it. This is where you're running into a problem, my friend unless I'm strongly mistaken. DE is with his fam for the holidays still I'm pretty positive.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: metaphoe on December 31, 2012, 10:44 pm
dude' u wont be missin any action. but a day or two, watch how this lil' break goin have u get ripped' the express part can be fixed'

imagine your shoes in another persons place
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: springseed23 on December 31, 2012, 11:33 pm
ok i am a bit more chill now......Wow, thas a mean rant.  The molly has kicked in, and I am not so pissed.   last night, one of the most amazing nights of my life/////that good of tunes////  I am a bit hung over, and got in a hug fight with loved ones.  A huge fight.. I am pissed on so many levels, and wanted a nice New years break, plus, I was spliiting it with a good buddy, who got jumped last night.

I sent DE some  mean messages , and I will apologize, but still-------you guys can understand my displeasure, but yes, my words over the top.  sorry to De and the community!!

Happy New Year, the molly just really kicked in....  I am sorry:}
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: GetYourFix on December 31, 2012, 11:42 pm
ok i am a bit more chill now......Wow, thas a mean rant.  The molly has kicked in, and I am not so pissed.   last night, one of the most amazing nights of my life/////that good of tunes////  I am a bit hung over, and got in a hug fight with loved ones.  A huge fight.. I am pissed on so many levels, and wanted a nice New years break, plus, I was spliiting it with a good buddy, who got jumped last night.

I sent DE some  mean messages , and I will apologize, but still-------you guys can understand my displeasure, but yes, my words over the top.  sorry to De and the community!!

Happy New Year, the molly just really kicked in....  I am sorry:}
And that's why we still love you springseed, lol. Just don't let japanese women and hotel carpet get the best of you!
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: springseed23 on January 01, 2013, 12:05 am
ok i am a bit more chill now......Wow, thas a mean rant.  The molly has kicked in, and I am not so pissed.   last night, one of the most amazing nights of my life/////that good of tunes////  I am a bit hung over, and got in a hug fight with loved ones.  A huge fight.. I am pissed on so many levels, and wanted a nice New years break, plus, I was spliiting it with a good buddy, who got jumped last night.

I sent DE some  mean messages , and I will apologize, but still-------you guys can understand my displeasure, but yes, my words over the top.  sorry to De and the community!!

Happy New Year, the molly just really kicked in....  I am sorry:}
And that's why we still love you springseed, lol. Just don't let japanese women and hotel carpet get the best of you!

SMiles---and =1/+............I am still laughing oever that.   My luck, their please---lol=====Peace brotha, thanks for your words, and hapy blastin  Ney Years!!!
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: GetYourFix on January 01, 2013, 12:14 am
Back at ya :-D That shit made me laugh sooooo damn hard. I'm getting ready for liftoff. I'm sure I'll see ya up there somewhere huh? You'll be the naked one..... again..? Bahahaha
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: springseed23 on January 01, 2013, 01:15 am
Back at ya :-D That shit made me laugh sooooo damn hard. I'm getting ready for liftoff. I'm sure I'll see ya up there somewhere huh? You'll be the naked one..... again..? Bahahaha

Yea, I am the guy that leave the blinds open:}

To funny....Have fun on your take off, and beautiful Night!!!!!!

Peace be with you
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: metaphoe on January 01, 2013, 04:03 am
shoot yea ! shout out ! Spring. now im rollin the last of the kush i saved.

Happy new yall !

shout out to DARK EXPRESSO !
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: greatwhitenorth625 on January 01, 2013, 08:35 am
happy new year all

Will keep everyone posted when my white widow shows up:)
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: springseed23 on January 01, 2013, 04:01 pm
happy new year all

Will keep everyone posted when my white widow shows up:)

You were the bastard that bought that!!!   His week prices are great.  I reaaly want to try his double dreams.   Hoping he forgives the mean shit I wrote last night.

Oh well, New Years was a blast.....hope you guys all enjoy a wonderful year to come!!!!!!!!!!!!

Peace DE, and sorry again about my harsh words.   
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: greatwhitenorth625 on January 01, 2013, 08:14 pm
Indeed. cant wait, i hope it smells dank  ;D
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: weedmylips on January 01, 2013, 08:39 pm
I was lucky enough to get a LB of the White Widow.

will update when it arrives.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: Gridlokk on January 01, 2013, 09:15 pm
I was lucky enough to get a LB of the White Widow.

will update when it arrives.

Same here, ive got 2 1/4 lbs on the way. Ive had his White Widow before and it doesnt disappoint.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: GetYourFix on January 01, 2013, 09:45 pm
happy new year all

Will keep everyone posted when my white widow shows up:)

You were the bastard that bought that!!!   His week prices are great.  I reaaly want to try his double dreams.   Hoping he forgives the mean shit I wrote last night.

Oh well, New Years was a blast.....hope you guys all enjoy a wonderful year to come!!!!!!!!!!!!

Peace DE, and sorry again about my harsh words.
DE sent me an oz of the double dream, and I gpt just deep enough into the sack to decide I did want to go ahead and get the qp. Then, I logged in and they were gone lol. I'm a self-admitted weed snob, and I don't buy it to sell. Whatever I get, I smoke..and smoke and smoke.... lol. I can endorse the double dream although I really did not have high expectations seeing that I usually deal with DE on different subject matter and thougt maybe someone had a week crop that he was able to pick up cheaply or something. This was definitely not the case. I can honest to goodness say that I would put it in my all time top 10 sativas. Definitely worth picking up if I don't buy it all if he replaces it :-D
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: springseed23 on January 01, 2013, 10:02 pm
Talking with DE now.  Seems there might have been a little mix up in shipping.   I hope we can work this out!!   And to any of you that got my ball last night, hope you enjoyed it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: Heizenberg on January 01, 2013, 10:29 pm
Why do all the vendors that I see that have good prices never ship outside their own country, this sucks lol. Anyone know if he goes outside USA
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: bankofgt on January 03, 2013, 08:53 am
Heizenberg

Good news.D is shipping WorldWide as of 18/12/12 conditions apply. Read his vendor page.

D replied to my message regarding International shipping  to a land far far away

Take the plunge. Do It

Safe Lines Fellow fiends

The Hoover
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: metaphoe on January 03, 2013, 08:17 pm
yea. im in the same boat, im waitin for a DCN. from a package that was sent on Saturday. and still no show.

everything is cool, though, point of the matter as long as we stay safe, and ready for whatever.

I just know its for the holiday season.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: weedmylips on January 03, 2013, 08:42 pm
That's kind of scary. Two people didn't get their packages?

Mine has been in transit for a day or two so not to worried yet.

Anyone get their package yet?
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: metaphoe on January 03, 2013, 08:48 pm
oh now i know im goin to get it, im just worried about how long its goin to take .

no worry's !

its the darn holiday season ~ DarkExpresso has his shipping on point !
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: Fuzzykitten on January 03, 2013, 09:12 pm
Dick head, Dick head, Dick Head,    Dont FUcking lie to people.   A good vendor is a honest vendor, and you fucking suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, man. I know for a fact that whoever you are talking to is not DE. I talked to who I at first thought was him personally about a qp of green overnighted. The way he responded to that word made it clear as glass I wasn't speaking with DE. A couple days later DE sent me a message asking me if I still needed it send express which is what I meant the whole time. Whoever is handling your transaction is who usually ships your transactions after you order and DE packages it. This is where you're running into a problem, my friend unless I'm strongly mistaken. DE is with his fam for the holidays still I'm pretty positive.
I think someone else was running ship. The problems could be due to this?
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: Gridlokk on January 03, 2013, 11:11 pm
Got my package today. @ 1/4 lbs of white widow. Although it isnt the previous white widow i got itll still sell. Ive gotten better for cheaper from him.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: springseed23 on January 04, 2013, 09:25 am
Dick head, Dick head, Dick Head,    Dont FUcking lie to people.   A good vendor is a honest vendor, and you fucking suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey, man. I know for a fact that whoever you are talking to is not DE. I talked to who I at first thought was him personally about a qp of green overnighted. The way he responded to that word made it clear as glass I wasn't speaking with DE. A couple days later DE sent me a message asking me if I still needed it send express which is what I meant the whole time. Whoever is handling your transaction is who usually ships your transactions after you order and DE packages it. This is where you're running into a problem, my friend unless I'm strongly mistaken. DE is with his fam for the holidays still I'm pretty positive.
I think someone else was running ship. The problems could be due to this?

Sorry guys......my situation has been dealt with and taking care of in a prompt and timely manner.  As I said to DE, my response was a bit over the top and emotionally extreme.  There are better ways to approach situations, and I decided to take a poor path.  My words above reflect a completely different mindset that I have now.

Happy New Years to DE, and he seems to be taking care of his business just fine!!   Happy New Years to the rest of you guys, and once again, sorry for my displeasing rant.

Peace!!!
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: weedmylips on January 04, 2013, 07:06 pm
Got my LB of "White Widow" today and not impressed at all. Kind of disappointing :/ Short by a few grams also.

Has a mids smell but has red hairs and little frosty. Not that good of a trim job.

If i saw the bud in front of me before i purchased i wouldn't buy it.

But i'm not gonna be an ass and fuck his rep up. Finalize and 5/5 because i did receive it and was shipped fast.

Just wish the picture actually looked like the buds.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: Fuzzykitten on January 04, 2013, 07:16 pm
you mind throwing up a picture of it?
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: Gridlokk on January 04, 2013, 07:20 pm
Got my LB of "White Widow" today and not impressed at all. Kind of disappointing :/ Short by a few grams also.

Has a mids smell but has red hairs and little frosty. Not that good of a trim job.

If i saw the bud in front of me before i purchased i wouldn't buy it.

But i'm not gonna be an ass and fuck his rep up. Finalize and 5/5 because i did receive it and was shipped fast.

Just wish the picture actually looked like the buds.

I agree completely. No where close to his first batch of White Widow. I told him i wasnt too happy with this stuff, and im waiting to hear back about two different strains for my next purchase
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: weedmylips on January 04, 2013, 07:33 pm
Got my LB of "White Widow" today and not impressed at all. Kind of disappointing :/ Short by a few grams also.

Has a mids smell but has red hairs and little frosty. Not that good of a trim job.

If i saw the bud in front of me before i purchased i wouldn't buy it.

But i'm not gonna be an ass and fuck his rep up. Finalize and 5/5 because i did receive it and was shipped fast.

Just wish the picture actually looked like the buds.

I agree completely. No where close to his first batch of White Widow. I told him i wasnt too happy with this stuff, and im waiting to hear back about two different strains for my next purchase

Here is a pic http://i.imgur.com/dEpX2.jpg
not that good of a pic. But most of it was those little buds on the bottom and some of the big nugs on top.

I messaged him also to see if he might do a partial refund or hook me up next time.

Hopefully we can work something out. DE is a good guy.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: Fuzzykitten on January 04, 2013, 07:42 pm
Thanks for the pic. hows the smoke?
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: weedmylips on January 04, 2013, 07:49 pm
Thanks for the pic. hows the smoke?

Didn't smoke it yet. I got a zip of some fire from lucymcgee, the skywalker ice crown shit.

Just gonna get rid of this as quick as i can.

Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: greatwhitenorth625 on January 04, 2013, 08:09 pm
^^^ seriously i will flip out if i get some middys, iasked ALOT of questions to make sure this was what i wanted and was led to believe i was getting a fat deal for the price... If this widow is not up to snuff i dont want a LB of it!!!!
That picture looks pretty good but you can tell trim is not that nice. Fuck me man seriously i better contact him on the road.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: nuggets2 on January 04, 2013, 10:23 pm
I just messaged him, he said he has some blueberry kush on the way, i'm going to order a few more. I wish he had his double dream, tht stuff was AWESOME.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: greatwhitenorth625 on January 05, 2013, 12:27 am
he got back to me and said i should check the widow out when it gets here and get back to him, the lbs of blueberry are listed now and looks dank as fuck so that makes me even more depressed, i really hope the WW still has some bag appeal and i can get it out fast so i can get on that blueberry. :-[ :'(
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: citystar31 on January 05, 2013, 03:57 pm
Wow I ordered a LB and a half f the WW... If it looks like that no way I am paying full price.. I can't sell that shit in the picture!! he also mentioned nothing to me about sending it in 2 packs which I think is sketchy... Also got express and one shipped yesterday and he said he would give me tracking and never did?? I am going to be pissed if I have a LB and half of that shit!!

Those of you ordering 1.5 and two LB's is it always broken into two packs or does he sometimes do one? Also is express coast to coast usually one day? I am just worried that I will get two packs on Monday and it will look sketch since he said one went out yesterday and one today but both are express so should be here Monday...
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: greatwhitenorth625 on January 05, 2013, 04:32 pm
anything 1lb and over is broke into 2. i asked same question and was told its for effective stealth. :-\
I already left a message stating if this stuff is bunk i expect at least a partial compensation. i see he has blueberry hush up now that looks dank as hell for just a few more coins and i really wish i woulda waited.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: weedmylips on January 05, 2013, 04:50 pm
I got the LB in 1 box. It was vac sealed and a brick when it came out.

I messaged him and he agreed to give me a partial refund but hasn't sent it yet.

I'm sure he will.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: Fuzzykitten on January 05, 2013, 05:01 pm
Wow I ordered a LB and a half f the WW... If it looks like that no way I am paying full price.. I can't sell that shit in the picture!! he also mentioned nothing to me about sending it in 2 packs which I think is sketchy... Also got express and one shipped yesterday and he said he would give me tracking and never did?? I am going to be pissed if I have a LB and half of that shit!!

Those of you ordering 1.5 and two LB's is it always broken into two packs or does he sometimes do one? Also is express coast to coast usually one day? I am just worried that I will get two packs on Monday and it will look sketch since he said one went out yesterday and one today but both are express so should be here Monday...

On my 3rd day of express so don't be to confident.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: greatwhitenorth625 on January 05, 2013, 05:02 pm
Strange, he said it would be 2 boxes, who knows, but it was bricked? Have you smoked any yet? it looks like a machine trim job, very loose. if they pack a punch at least ill be able to drop it quick at a cheaper than normal price local.

Hope it gets here today so i can see what im in for.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: weedmylips on January 05, 2013, 05:23 pm
It was just vac sealed really tight that it slid out in 1 big piece
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: nuggets2 on January 05, 2013, 07:59 pm
Wow I ordered a LB and a half f the WW... If it looks like that no way I am paying full price.. I can't sell that shit in the picture!! he also mentioned nothing to me about sending it in 2 packs which I think is sketchy... Also got express and one shipped yesterday and he said he would give me tracking and never did?? I am going to be pissed if I have a LB and half of that shit!!

Those of you ordering 1.5 and two LB's is it always broken into two packs or does he sometimes do one? Also is express coast to coast usually one day? I am just worried that I will get two packs on Monday and it will look sketch since he said one went out yesterday and one today but both are express so should be here Monday...

It is usually broken down into 2 packs. 2 packs is not sketch at all. Coast to coast is about 2 days.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: greatwhitenorth625 on January 05, 2013, 10:48 pm
Well its here..It all came in one package even though i was told it would be 2.. no big really just confusing. Im in a hard place cuz like everyone else who has recently posted im not too thrilled with the new White Widow. It seems Premature, and needed a better manicure. I know what i bought was priced to sell but i recently had greenhouse bud from tastetreats and from Lucymcgee that was really quite a bit better. Theres not much smell. not much taste. its smooth smoke, gets me stoned good. as for quality of bud i say this is A- to B+ weed..no where near AAA.

Now the rebuttal is that DE's packaging was supremely stealth..AND THE BAG DID WEIGH IN AT  CLOSE TO 16G EXTRA) AND it did show up 3 business days. I dont know, i think i am still gonna give a 5/5 rateing but message DE and let him know this product is just not up to par.  Seriously sucks cuz everything else was awesome and all the great reviews is why i purchased from him. I
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: nuggets2 on January 05, 2013, 11:33 pm
That sucks, i'm sorry the white widow wasn't up to par. I just asked him to send me more detailed pics of the blueberry before I order to make sure it is on point.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: citystar31 on January 06, 2013, 12:07 am
I got in touch with him and my 1.5 LB will be here Monday and he said to give him my honest opinion, which I will do and compare it to other vendors that also charge $2200 a LB and he said he would compensate off of that! Seems like a great guy so far!
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: greatwhitenorth625 on January 06, 2013, 05:08 am
seriously i feel bad for DE, it seems like he just got a bad batch of WW from a grower who didnt take enough time.  I finalized and left 5/5 feedback based on communication, stealth and shipping speed and let him know it just wasnt there as far as quality goes and expect he will make it up with a small refund.  If i order anything more i will have to require several pics first. this just wont do for my locals... this can sell for maybe 40 or 50 a dub broken down  but i would have a hard time getting much for Oz's out of it.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: weedmylips on January 06, 2013, 05:41 am
seriously i feel bad for DE, it seems like he just got a bad batch of WW from a grower who didnt take enough time.  I finalized and left 5/5 feedback based on communication, stealth and shipping speed and let him know it just wasnt there as far as quality goes and expect he will make it up with a small refund.  If i order anything more i will have to require several pics first. this just wont do for my locals... this can sell for maybe 40 or 50 a dub broken down  but i would have a hard time getting much for Oz's out of it.

I love DE, but even if he did get a "bad" batch, the picture didn't look anything like the bud. I feel i was kind of mislead. But it's over now, got the bud and can't do anything else but get rid of it.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: citystar31 on January 06, 2013, 04:52 pm
I have no prior experience with DE... My first buy was for 3.5K lol... he told me to be honest, which I will and he will compensate accordingly say on my next order. I asked him though so we can be on the same page about bud how he would rank the WW from B to AAA+ right.... his response was I think it is "BOMB" in all caps... followed by I didn't smoke any but my shipper did and was loving it! I guess it doesn't matter like weedmylips said ( like the name lol) but I will see tomorrow how bad it is.... Could it be possible this is still very good weed but his past batches were just amazing and this is just ok???
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: Fuzzykitten on January 06, 2013, 05:51 pm
My experience with the White Widow is that it just doesn't have the best cure or trim job. Overall though it's still good. Smooth smoke. You can run back over it and trim it up rather quickly.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: greatwhitenorth625 on January 06, 2013, 11:10 pm
i have been smokin on it for 2 days and while it still gets me stoned, it just seems to lack that punch i was hopin for. I said it before i think it was just a hair on the premature side cause the trichromes just didnt have time to fully develop..
Now looking at that Blue Dream he just posted that looks like some pleasantly potent outdoor. Nice dark crystal clusters
Enough bout the Widow though he has offered to make up for it on next order and overall i am pleased with his service so far.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: citystar31 on January 07, 2013, 04:05 am
i have been smokin on it for 2 days and while it still gets me stoned, it just seems to lack that punch i was hopin for. I said it before i think it was just a hair on the premature side cause the trichromes just didnt have time to fully develop..
Now looking at that Blue Dream he just posted that looks like some pleasantly potent outdoor. Nice dark crystal clusters
Enough bout the Widow though he has offered to make up for it on next order and overall i am pleased with his service so far.
Do you happen to have a Trichome scope? I will get my WW tomorrow and can fully check if it was premature and roughly by how many weeks.. I used to grow and a scope is the only true way to know exactly when to harvest! I hope to move to it all tomorrow so I can get some of the new listing's and also give him my honest opinion and seems he will compensate off the next order... DE is a great, stand-up vendor so far!!
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: uniwiz on January 07, 2013, 04:37 am
Interesting read, had my eye on the blueberry kush, thought I would stop by.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: nuggets2 on January 07, 2013, 05:48 am
Just ordered a few lbs of the blue dream, will update when it gets here. Looks like dank stuff, and I trust DE.

Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: citystar31 on January 08, 2013, 01:14 am
Well I ordered double dream but I got the white widow and I think whoever sold DE this weed lied to him. This is not white widow. He did send me extra since I ordered the double dream but I am beyond disappointed with this weed. It doesn't look good, it's very compressed, and it doesn't smell good. The high is decent but even that is not very good. This order was supposed to be for a friend of mine who loved the double dream which is why I ordered it but he wasn't happy with this "white widow" either so now I'm stuck with it. Stealth and packaging was awesome though. Much improved from the last order. DE is one of the best vendors on SR hands down but I'm just really disappointed in this weed. It's not worth it even with the extra. I would never order this weed again and wished I would have gotten the double dream that I ordered.
Everything he said!!! I got 1.5 LB's of this and am just selling it at cost to break even.. thank god I only have a QP left and should be out tomorrow but I will not finalize until we come to an agreement because this is not worth 3.5K!!
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: uniwiz on January 08, 2013, 02:03 am
guys thanks for the reviews. You save a bunch of peeps some BTC. They all should +1 you. I did. Seems like there is a few threads like this. Lots of mid  outdoor going around. We all got use to the good stuff here;)

My only advice is to convert to edibles, or BHO. Do you get a need IRL for edibles? I see people like as a gift, but very few want to buy.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: weedmylips on January 08, 2013, 02:04 am
I can't even really sell this at cost. Nobody wants it.

Same here man
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: citystar31 on January 08, 2013, 03:40 am
I can't even really sell this at cost. Nobody wants it.

Same here man
Damn I feel lucky now... Within 2 hours of receiving the bud I flipped it all except a QP and am only $600 away from breaking even!... still haven't heard back from DE but I for sure need compensation for this! Willing to buy a LB tomorrow but needs to be a lower custom listing!! This bud is so bad it really isn't funny and for my first transaction of 3.5K I feel burned and hope he makes this right! :-\

Uni- My last zip or two I will make some fire BHO... it's not a bad smoke and has decent Tric's so I would aim for 8-9 grams of BHO for 2 zips!!
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: uniwiz on January 08, 2013, 03:54 am
I can't even really sell this at cost. Nobody wants it.

Same here man
Damn I feel lucky now... Within 2 hours of receiving the bud I flipped it all except a QP and am only $600 away from breaking even!... still haven't heard back from DE but I for sure need compensation for this! Willing to buy a LB tomorrow but needs to be a lower custom listing!! This bud is so bad it really isn't funny and for my first transaction of 3.5K I feel burned and hope he makes this right! :-\

Uni- My last zip or two I will make some fire BHO... it's not a bad smoke and has decent Tric's so I would aim for 8-9 grams of BHO for 2 zips!!

Not much profit in that. You must do it cause you can, or fun ;)
Take Care guys. Sorry for the bummer. Hopefully things will get better. Are you watching other threads? Cause I see a pattern. PM me is your missing it, but I highly doubt that ;) I know you guys are straight up, and smart. Thanks again.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: GetYourFix on January 08, 2013, 05:33 am
I heard back from DE. He's going to make things right. It does suck that this happened to him instead of a shitty vendor because DE is actually a great vendor. When you're dealing with that many lbs, I'm sure it's impractical to check every one. I saw some people say the white widow they received was good so maybe there was some different lbs in there.
Just to attest to DE's character, I was just speaking with him as well about a few things. I asked him about the bud, and I doubt anyone that was shorted or got less quality than expected will have anything bad to say after it's all said and done. Just to give you a sample of the message I got 10 minutes ago... I'm probably going to get a QP  of something now that it's worked out. 8.5/10 DE justs asks what I want, I tell him, he says something to the effect of,"ok," lol. My forgetful ass tends to forget what I had for breakfast MUCH less a private message's conten on the web haha. Next thing I know, the clouds part, lightning strikes my grandma's mailbox (please know that's a joke/sarcasm rofl; not you DE), and I walk out and retrieve things that make my body feel good (expresses from DE). He then, PATIENTLY waits until I can get the coin to him.

Well, in today's chat and discussion of QP's, after I declared my desire for such, DE broke the price down and said so send you the QP. I would have had to been DE's indentured servant for life lol. For whatever reason, he assumed I mean't a different kind of QP that isn't green and was just ready to send over roughly 12x the dollar amount of a listing I had intended to purchase in the am. The prices looked similar to what would be generous as usual except the UNUSUAL extra ZEROS. I don't think DE will care if I share this, If you do, I'll take it down.

Anyhow, just from him being my go to for go to for a bit now (wouldn't want to show our ages here now lmao) and willing to just send someone he really doesn't KNOW perhaps over 5k (we'll leave it alone) there on the front just because he thought that's what I wanted him to do speaks volumes to this guy's character.

Aside from drugs, he's taken (has to of been) hours out of what I can't imagine being a busier day to calm me down and give me some straight ass, REAL advice has won my loyalty in its own.

I sincerely hope this takes any bitter taste that anyone might have in his/her mouth. I'm not a DE fanboy or any dumb shit like that. I just have the pleasure of maintaining this guy that is one of the two people I've met here (and probably my whole entire life) that I would call a true friend and has helped me out of binds that would make you questions any friend you've ever had's integrity.

Catch ya later,

GYF
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: synikal12 on January 08, 2013, 05:53 am
I heard back from DE. He's going to make things right. It does suck that this happened to him instead of a shitty vendor because DE is actually a great vendor. When you're dealing with that many lbs, I'm sure it's impractical to check every one. I saw some people say the white widow they received was good so maybe there was some different lbs in there.
Just to attest to DE's character, I was just speaking with him as well about a few things. I asked him about the bud, and I doubt anyone that was shorted or got less quality than expected will have anything bad to say after it's all said and done. Just to give you a sample of the message I got 10 minutes ago... I'm probably going to get a QP  of something now that it's worked out. 8.5/10 DE justs asks what I want, I tell him, he says something to the effect of,"ok," lol. My forgetful ass tends to forget what I had for breakfast MUCH less a private message's conten on the web haha. Next thing I know, the clouds part, lightning strikes my grandma's mailbox (please know that's a joke/sarcasm rofl; not you DE), and I walk out and retrieve things that make my body feel good (expresses from DE). He then, PATIENTLY waits until I can get the coin to him.

Well, in today's chat and discussion of QP's, after I declared my desire for such, DE broke the price down and said so send you the QP. I would have had to been DE's indentured servant for life lol. For whatever reason, he assumed I mean't a different kind of QP that isn't green and was just ready to send over roughly 12x the dollar amount of a listing I had intended to purchase in the am. The prices looked similar to what would be generous as usual except the UNUSUAL extra ZEROS. I don't think DE will care if I share this, If you do, I'll take it down.

Anyhow, just from him being my go to for go to for a bit now (wouldn't want to show our ages here now lmao) and willing to just send someone he really doesn't KNOW perhaps over 5k (we'll leave it alone) there on the front just because he thought that's what I wanted him to do speaks volumes to this guy's character.

Aside from drugs, he's taken (has to of been) hours out of what I can't imagine being a busier day to calm me down and give me some straight ass, REAL advice has won my loyalty in its own.

I sincerely hope this takes any bitter taste that anyone might have in his/her mouth. I'm not a DE fanboy or any dumb shit like that. I just have the pleasure of maintaining this guy that is one of the two people I've met here (and probably my whole entire life) that I would call a true friend and has helped me out of binds that would make you questions any friend you've ever had's integrity.

Catch ya later,

GYF
This was a beautiful read. I just may have to toss DE an order!
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: springseed23 on January 08, 2013, 07:05 am
I am excited about a large order of his BD that he posted after the WW issue.

Sorry to everyone---including DE......bad weed pisses everyone off!!!

I am waiting for his Double Dreams------My last several past bulk orders have not been the best, so i am hoping for home run with the BD.

Funny, I always see the same people in the places that catch my interest!! 
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: weedmylips on January 08, 2013, 07:28 pm
Just ordered an LB of the Blue Dream.

The picture looks good, ill report back
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: greatwhitenorth625 on January 08, 2013, 08:42 pm
i am getting coin together to give him another shot as well, let me know how that blue dream comes out and i may pick a lb+qp of that up.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: GetYourFix on January 08, 2013, 09:01 pm
I am excited about a large order of his BD that he posted after the WW issue.

Sorry to everyone---including DE......bad weed pisses everyone off!!!

I am waiting for his Double Dreams------My last several past bulk orders have not been the best, so i am hoping for home run with the BD.

Funny, I always see the same people in the places that catch my interest!!

Lmao. No joke. I guess the chemistry of our bodies' is similar and reacts to certain things the same way. I think about that a lot ha. It would be REALLY strange and interesting if the people who (lets just say for argument's sake) had the same top 3 favorite substances all favored the next aesthetically. That would be wild. Anyhow, good seeing ya again, my friend.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: citystar31 on January 08, 2013, 11:14 pm
Going ahead and getting a LB of the Purple Kush and DE is compensating me very well for the last order of 1.5 of the "WW"... great, professional vendor for sure!!
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: weedmylips on January 12, 2013, 12:22 am
i am getting coin together to give him another shot as well, let me know how that blue dream comes out and i may pick a lb+qp of that up.

Well i took a chance and ordered the blue dream and i got it today.

I asked DE before i ordered if the picture was exactly the bud. Well it doesn't really look like the bud.

The buds look nice, but are dark and have like a coffee smell. Not a dank smell at all. Here's a pic http://i.imgur.com/OMqjQ.jpg
Almost looks like the same WW but a better grow.

I don't think i can order from DE anymore. Unless i get a little sample first before i spend 2k+ :(
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: nuggets3 on January 12, 2013, 12:31 am
I just got my order from DE in a few lbs of the blue dream. I thought the Blue Dream was KILLER. Giant nugs, my biggest one weighing in at 13.4 grams, and I had several weighing over 10grams...

Mine had a dense, pungent, weed smell, my whole house smelled after 5 minutes. Their were orange hairs covering the weed, and trichomes were very rich. The blue dream was dank, I don't know why you were upset about it.

I am about to order some more, and going to try his Pineapple.

I lost my password again, and I change them all the time, so here is my new account!
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: weedmylips on January 12, 2013, 12:39 am
I got some huge nugs but the stuff i got has this weird smell. Doesn't smell like weed.

Here is a pic of the WW and BD side by side: http://i.imgur.com/0Ea0P.jpg

White Widow on left, Blue Dream on right.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: nuggets3 on January 12, 2013, 12:47 am
if you take the flash off we can see the pictures in better quality, just put a lamp overhead and focus your camera.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: weedmylips on January 12, 2013, 01:01 am
Shitty pic but here are more: http://imgur.com/a/Qvemx

It WW on top, BD on bottom

Either way, it doesn't look anything like the picture again :(

It has red hairs and looks nice, it just has no smell
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: nuggets3 on January 12, 2013, 01:05 am
When I get my next batch of pineapple kush, I will write a awesome review, with pics once I learn how to scrub the metadata

Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: t0rk on January 12, 2013, 01:06 am
Shitty pic but here are more: http://imgur.com/a/Qvemx

It WW on top, BD on bottom

Either way, it doesn't look anything like the picture again :(

It has red hairs and looks nice, it just has no smell
Yuck lol
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: springseed23 on January 12, 2013, 01:15 am
I am excited about a large order of his BD that he posted after the WW issue.

Sorry to everyone---including DE......bad weed pisses everyone off!!!

I am waiting for his Double Dreams------My last several past bulk orders have not been the best, so i am hoping for home run with the BD.

Funny, I always see the same people in the places that catch my interest!!

Lmao. No joke. I guess the chemistry of our bodies' is similar and reacts to certain things the same way. I think about that a lot ha. It would be REALLY strange and interesting if the people who (lets just say for argument's sake) had the same top 3 favorite substances all favored the next aesthetically. That would be wild. Anyhow, good seeing ya again, my friend.


 

I would love to hang out with some of you MF's IRL!!!    I bet we would have a blast!!!!!!!!!   

I have to comment on my post that was quoted here.   I made it sound like I had a couple of weed order from DE that were not good.  That is not the case.   I just came on here to post a review of my BD, and notice that my last words did not truly expose my thoughts.  Sometimes, I type so fast that I forget words that I think, but dont type.

My last couple of bulk orders on SR have sucked!!!  These orders were not from DE!!!!!   

The Blue Dreams I got, and I always add a s to BD, unless I am talking about 1 bud---lol---plural.

I bought a LB at a great price from DE. I expected a lot from him to be honest!!

And this is my honest review:

1.  Packing absolutley fucking perfect.  I could not ask for better, except-----the sending label did not really match up with the addressee----DE only really knows what I am talking about-----but that is small, and insignificant, but honest.  Would not stop me the least from buying again.  I would just use  a different drop that matches his awesome mailings!!!

2.  Looks:   Its is with out a doubt BD.  I know BD with my eyes closed, and this was  BD.    It did have however some other strain mixed in.  Not much, but that strain, unknown to me is very nice and has large buds!!   The BD nugs were indeed small.   Not big at all, perhaps a couple.  It did have some stem, but the buds were  covered with fuzzy BD hairs and nice trichs.   Weight was exact.   

3.  Smell:  Just like BD, with out a doubt,  Some of the other strain had a very nice smell, but different than the BD.

4.  The BD smokes well, and 10 months ago, I would of told you it was indoor.   Its a nice smoke, and others like it!!  Its got a true BD taste, and bla bla bla.  It is better than what I thought I would get.  Its not medical, but its perfect for so many things!!!!!!!!!!

5.  Communication-----ok--but no need----I ordered, he sent, and responded to one of my questions about future orders.

5 out of 5----and I am very happy.  Thanks DE.

Thanks a bunch.   Yes, for future orders of this type, I will go to DE.  This is great quality for the price, and it is only a couple steps down from top indoor quality !!!

OH yea, Good seeing you as well GYF!!!!
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: weedmylips on January 12, 2013, 01:18 am
Can anyone else that got the BD post a pic?
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: springseed23 on January 12, 2013, 01:20 am
I lost my password again, and I change them all the time, so here is my new account!

LMAO-------Do you know how many drugs are lost in different homes apartments, and condos in this country and others.  I used to hide shit all the time, and forget where I hide it!!!

Decades of this, and now I got one place, and its fucking kick ass!!

Remember your passwords through real life escursions.  Make them very relavant, but distant---   

WTF---sorry---C night,  u need me not telling how to do your shit.  Your comment just reminded me of me sometime ago!!! made me laugh!!
 

have a good weekend

Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: springseed23 on January 12, 2013, 01:23 am
When I get my next batch of pineapple kush, I will write a awesome review, with pics once I learn how to scrub the metadata

Got some things to take care of, but be back in a hour, and tell you how to get rid of meta!!!
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: weedmylips on January 12, 2013, 04:29 pm
Anyone else get the blue dream??
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: springseed23 on January 12, 2013, 05:01 pm
Anyone else get the blue dream??

Sorry, I would post a pic, but its already gone. 
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: weedmylips on January 12, 2013, 05:08 pm
Anyone else get the blue dream??

Sorry, I would post a pic, but its already gone.

Did it smell at all? Because mine looks like nice nugs but has no smell
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: gospodin on January 12, 2013, 05:47 pm
DE is the real deal, will update later with a review but for the price this is unbeatable bud seriously.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: springseed23 on January 13, 2013, 12:01 am
Anyone else get the blue dream??

Sorry, I would post a pic, but its already gone.

Did it smell at all? Because mine looks like nice nugs but has no smell

yep, it smelled like BD.  Very Distinguishable!!!!  As I said, there was a couple other nugs, that were bigger, and nice, but not BD.  I did smell those buds as I delivered, and those buds, though pretty, did not smell like BD.  I did not break one open to smell it, as I just wanted to drop and leave.   

I do not have any complaints, as I just got another ship that cost more but less quality. 

You seem very upset, as I recognize the stress in your post.  I recognize, because I too have experinced such things.  Not from DE, but many others on the Road.

If you got the nugs that look different in my sack, you should still be happy as they are very pretty.  Perhaps not smelly, but the buds are big, and look nice.   Acutally look better than the BD.  I do not think I would be upset with a large order of that, but I uderstand you want what you order. 

Please post a picture with onion viewer, as I tried to look at your picture, but I did not want to disable script to see it!!

I do not mind telling you if you got what I got!! 



Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: weedmylips on January 13, 2013, 02:16 am
Maybe it just needed some air, the buds are big a look real dank.

Just not a strong smell like i like, maybe i was being to critical.

For the price it was worth it. Showed some people and they like it so its all good.

Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: springseed23 on January 13, 2013, 03:02 am
Maybe it just needed some air, the buds are big a look real dank.

Just not a strong smell like i like, maybe i was being to critical.

For the price it was worth it. Showed some people and they like it so its all good.

I am not a smell guy.  The BD smelled BD but not a strong oder!!  BD does not have that kush skank!!  None the less, some people around here equates smell to quality.  No way no how.  Yea, the best is the best of both worlds,  but I used to get Ganny that neither stunk or looked good, but was absolute hypnotic.   Local grow.  Most of local grows are  better than anything I get on the Road, accept for CN or Farmer.  They cost 4000+ a LB so that tells ya!!!
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: greatwhitenorth625 on January 13, 2013, 06:08 pm
i got 2 zips of the Blue dream that smelled excellent, and had much better trim that the Widow, big buds, one of which is almost 9g.
1Zip of the Purple kush which i must say is better than the picture looks and has a nice fruity smell when ground.
and 1 zip of what he labeled as mango kush, now i see pineapple kush listed, i wonder if the name just changed... this Mango or Pineapple kush or whatever it was was BY FAR the best bud i have gotten from DE so far, trimmed tight, dense pinecone shaped nuggs, bright green and covered in trichromes. It also has the best smell of all the bud ive gotten from him.

Warning to noobs thinking they will buy a lb or 2 of this stuff and make Crazy money on it selling it at 20 a Gram...i would advise not to buy. While this is some good outdoor i feel like my customers used to med grade would still be a little underwhelmed with the product. I'm not knocking it cuz DE has made up for his order of the WW with this stuff for sure, but it is still just some well grown outdoor so dont bitch when thats what ya get.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: springseed23 on January 13, 2013, 09:12 pm

Warning to noobs thinking they will buy a lb or 2 of this stuff and make Crazy money on it selling it at 20 a Gram...i would advise not to buy. While this is some good outdoor i feel like my customers used to med grade would still be a little underwhelmed with the product. I'm not knocking it cuz DE has made up for his order of the WW with this stuff for sure, but it is still just some well grown outdoor so dont bitch when thats what ya get.

Those are good words.  The smoke I got is something I can make money off of, and am very happy for the quality.  Acutlally, the summer time drought would make what I got awesome, but yes, its still outdoors---though the BD had good at least GH smell. It was taken care off!!

Thank again DE for being a good option for weed on the Road!!!

Still want to try the Coke.

But my bits are running low.  Perhaps you send me a small order:}  Such a sucker here for C!!
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: Lubriderm on January 14, 2013, 03:32 am
The ordered 1.5 Lb of stuff.

1Lb of it was purple, the nugs were pretty big. The smell was something slight, it would stink up your room but not the whole house. Really good smoke and buds were sticky.
Really good outdoor bud for the price, No complaints at all.

The other .5 was of blue dream, i must say it looked fairly similar to the purple and did not look like the picture BUT it was still a good smoke. The smell was not strong, the buds were big and sticky. Again, its def worth the price.

Haven't tried the Double Dream yet, but looking forward to it. 
DE is great vendor, always a pleasure doing business with him.

Also made brownies with the purple and I must admit I was not able to function for a few hours lol.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: Crip on January 16, 2013, 04:03 am
anyone order the tripe dream he has up now? The price is higher than normal so im assuming its dank but im just wondering before i order some
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: weedmylips on January 16, 2013, 08:47 pm
Just ordered an LB of the double dream and a qp of the triple dream

Got it express shipped, so ill be back to inform about the quality.

Anyone got any of the double dream yet?
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: springseed23 on January 17, 2013, 02:28 pm
I said your dead idiot.

Giving your name and address out isn't safe anymore.

You have been warned.

WHA?----I miss something
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: Dankbank1 on January 17, 2013, 02:37 pm
whoa thats nuts dude get that man outta here
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: springseed23 on January 17, 2013, 03:48 pm
whoa thats nuts dude get that man outta here

Whats nuts Dank?  I do not get any of that drama.  Am I missing something?
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: GetYourFix on January 18, 2013, 04:17 am
whoa thats nuts dude get that man outta here

Whats nuts Dank?  I do not get any of that drama.  Am I missing something?
I swear to god I read this up and down and have no fucking idea what in the hell they are talking about. We're in the same boat as usual lol.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: Fuzzykitten on January 18, 2013, 02:27 pm
check the quote above.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: weedmylips on January 19, 2013, 05:18 pm
Ok guys i just got my LB of Double Dream and a QP of Triple Dream and only have one work: DANK!!

The Double Dream is the nicest outdoor i've seen, really frosty and has a nice smell to it. It's outdoor so it's not tight dense nugs but still very very nice outdoor. Big improvement in quality that i've had from DE before.

Now the Triple Dream, this shit is super DANK, really tight dense nugs, no shake at all. Smells really strong!

Communication is insanely fast! He gets back to me within 12 hours and usually only take a couple of hours.

Shipping - Well if you've ordered from DE you know the stealth is amazing!

I can't see a reason to use anyone else for bulk.

Prices are real cheap for quality
Best communication of any vendor on SR!

Ill have a long relationship with DE for sure
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: DeadRa7 on January 19, 2013, 10:13 pm
Just placed an order of a HP of the Purp, expect a full review by me upon its arrival rating communication, shipping, and overall product quality.  Looking forward to serving my area with some awesome hydro at a competitive price
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: nuggets3 on January 22, 2013, 03:33 am
I got my lbs of Pineapple Kush and Purple Kush and Blue Dream.


Of course, fast shipping, stealthy, excellent packaging, and quick communication.

Pineapple Kush was super dank! Smelled like pineapple and weed, covered in hairs, and were dense nugs, and no shake at all.

Purple Kush, no shake here either, nice nugs, thought the pineapple was a little better.

Blue Dream, dank as always, big nice buds and was pretty smelly.

I have some OG KUSH coming tomorrow, I will write a review.

Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: DeadRa7 on January 22, 2013, 04:08 am

Purple Kush, no shake here either, nice nugs, thought the pineapple was a little better.


This is excellent news!  Thank you, can't wait to receive mine :)  Already stocked up on blunt wraps for when it comes!

Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: nuggets3 on January 22, 2013, 05:37 am
I may order a few lbs of his triple dream. Has anyone ordered it recently? Need to see a review and or more pics, thanks guys
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: weedmylips on January 22, 2013, 03:26 pm
I may order a few lbs of his triple dream. Has anyone ordered it recently? Need to see a review and or more pics, thanks guys

He only had qp's of that listed, but i got some and the nugs are really tight and dense, no shake at all
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: nuggets3 on January 22, 2013, 08:47 pm
Just got my 2 lbs in.

1st was OG KUSH- Og Kush looked pretty good, nice looking medium size buds, no shake, real fluffy and not dry at all. It was a little hairy which I like. Smell was there but not overpowering, a nice buy for sure

2md was another Purple Kush- Had this before, but this lb was much better, crystals everywhere covering the buds, smelled up my room but not the entire house, I am very happy with this lb.

Yet another good buy from DE.

I can't decide what I want next
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: DeadRa7 on January 23, 2013, 12:19 am
Just got my 2 lbs in.

1st was OG KUSH- Og Kush looked pretty good, nice looking medium size buds, no shake, real fluffy and not dry at all. It was a little hairy which I like. Smell was there but not overpowering, a nice buy for sure

2md was another Purple Kush- Had this before, but this lb was much better, crystals everywhere covering the buds, smelled up my room but not the entire house, I am very happy with this lb.

Yet another good buy from DE.

I can't decide what I want next

Thank you for posting these reviews, they make me feel a lot more comfortable with the pending order I have with DE

I'm proud to present you with your first +1 as your review help other buyers gauge what they are going to receive. 

My HP should be here tomorrow or Thursday, I will be back then with a full review of my pack when the time comes :D
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: uniwiz on January 23, 2013, 02:11 am
I second that +1. Keep those reports coming.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: nuggets3 on January 23, 2013, 04:36 am
Thanks guys! I am waiting on him to message me back to see what I can buy a few lbs of next, will update, might even do some pics once I learn how to scrub the picture ;)
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: citystar31 on January 23, 2013, 05:23 am
My first order with De was unfortunately for 1.5 lb of the WW which was IMO mid grade mids at best and also at best a $1000 lb stuff... DE however sent me over a half of purple kush to compensate but I bought a QP as well cause I fell wack Just getting free shit like that ;/

Great professional vendor and amazing stealth but for the price it is hard to sell for me and even though the PK was 100X better than the WW it was still IMO low grade weed compared to other vendors that have much better quality on here!

Does sound like their are always different batches of the same strain going around or it must just be where people are from and the weed in the area!??
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: Fuzzykitten on January 23, 2013, 02:44 pm
there maybe 2-3 vendors who are even in the same price range as Darkexpresso. Neither of those other vendors have the communication or reliability DE has either.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: citystar31 on January 23, 2013, 05:37 pm
there maybe 2-3 vendors who are even in the same price range as Darkexpresso. Neither of those other vendors have the communication or reliability DE has either.
This is only true to an extent... vendors are people and people have relationships with one another.. for example my regular everyone complains and bitches but he always makes me a custom listing within a day and ships express while others still have orders processing! All depends on the vendor and how much cash you bring them cause in the end isn't tat what it's all about?
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: synikal12 on January 23, 2013, 06:09 pm
there maybe 2-3 vendors who are even in the same price range as Darkexpresso. Neither of those other vendors have the communication or reliability DE has either.
This is only true to an extent... vendors are people and people have relationships with one another.. for example my regular everyone complains and bitches but he always makes me a custom listing within a day and ships express while others still have orders processing! All depends on the vendor and how much cash you bring them cause in the end isn't tat what it's all about?
Agreed I get made custom orders asap, but that's also because I order at least an elbow a week off tt since he literally first began (I was one of his first custies) so I can see why I'm of high priority :P

Enough of that talk though, back onto DE I just can't get around to ordering after hearing what happened with that WW batch. Floating thousands with DE after reading reviews of what happened (even with the compensations, still $1000 a lb mids?! crazy!) doesn't sound like a very smart idea. I steer cleer!

~ syn
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: weedmylips on January 23, 2013, 06:43 pm
there maybe 2-3 vendors who are even in the same price range as Darkexpresso. Neither of those other vendors have the communication or reliability DE has either.
This is only true to an extent... vendors are people and people have relationships with one another.. for example my regular everyone complains and bitches but he always makes me a custom listing within a day and ships express while others still have orders processing! All depends on the vendor and how much cash you bring them cause in the end isn't tat what it's all about?
Agreed I get made custom orders asap, but that's also because I order at least an elbow a week off tt since he literally first began (I was one of his first custies) so I can see why I'm of high priority :P

Enough of that talk though, back onto DE I just can't get around to ordering after hearing what happened with that WW batch. Floating thousands with DE after reading reviews of what happened (even with the compensations, still $1000 a lb mids?! crazy!) doesn't sound like a very smart idea. I steer cleer!

~ syn

That was one time, i've ordered an LB of the double dream since then and that shit was real nice. I think i've ordered a total of 5 LB's from DE and that was the only one that wasn't up to par. Everything is fairly priced and you can make crazy profits. Plus DE's communication is unbelievable.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: streetmagic on January 24, 2013, 01:56 am
How is the purple kush? Is it stinky loud bud? Seedless? Good trim job? Tight, dense nuggets? Light green?

Would love to see a nice, honest review. A few pictures would be amazing too. Sorry, just don't trust vendor pictures anymore. In all honesty, this vendor's white widow/rhino fiasco is part of the reason why.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: DeadRa7 on January 24, 2013, 02:55 am
How is the purple kush? Is it stinky loud bud? Seedless? Good trim job? Tight, dense nuggets? Light green?

Would love to see a nice, honest review. A few pictures would be amazing too. Sorry, just don't trust vendor pictures anymore. In all honesty, this vendor's white widow/rhino fiasco is part of the reason why.

I will have a full review up tomorrow upon arrival-I will try my best to post pics, can anyone direct me to a reliable program to remove meta-data from pictures and a torified picture uploader?

So far so good, communication has been light but helpful and was dispatched in a timely manner-if it weren't for the holiday I'd probably have my HP by now :-/

 
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: streetmagic on January 24, 2013, 03:03 am
How is the purple kush? Is it stinky loud bud? Seedless? Good trim job? Tight, dense nuggets? Light green?

Would love to see a nice, honest review. A few pictures would be amazing too. Sorry, just don't trust vendor pictures anymore. In all honesty, this vendor's white widow/rhino fiasco is part of the reason why.

I will have a full review up tomorrow upon arrival-I will try my best to post pics, can anyone direct me to a reliable program to remove meta-data from pictures and a torified picture uploader?

So far so good, communication has been light but helpful and was dispatched in a timely manner-if it weren't for the holiday I'd probably have my HP by now :-/

Thanks dude. You're part of why this community is awesome. I do not know much about scrubbing meta data, other than that it is the smart thing to do, however. What I can do is try and do a little research on the subject tonight and let you know what I come up with, seeing as how this is mutually beneficial.

If anyone else, including yourself, beats me to it, works for me. Just staying safe and anonymous is all that matters in the end.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: DeadRa7 on January 24, 2013, 03:11 am
It's all good bro, reviews are what keep this place afloat and why I have the +1's I do (not to sound cocky or anything, but I try to review every order to the fullest extent-positive and negative)

Let me know what you come across, I just don't have the time to do-this is a crazy week for me!
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: nuggets3 on January 24, 2013, 04:13 am
I just ordered a

1lb of his last blue dream

2lbs of triple dream

1lb of his new cherry pie.

will update!
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: citystar31 on January 24, 2013, 01:56 pm
I just ordered a

1lb of his last blue dream

2lbs of triple dream

1lb of his new cherry pie.

will update!
Damn lucky you lol ;) would love to see pics... I think DE is sending me samples cause I was part of the WW ordeal but then even when I got like 11 Zips of purple kush for compensation it was hard to sell... really no bag appeal, very light smell, lots of shake and stemmy little nugs... not really sure what his normal quality is so I hope these samples help cause at the moment I feel other vendors have WAY danker buds for even better prices...

ps that sounds like a lotta cash.. you must have some trick for depositing such large amounts... would love some info on that if ya could haha :)
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: nuggets3 on January 24, 2013, 03:16 pm
I just ordered a

1lb of his last blue dream

2lbs of triple dream

1lb of his new cherry pie.

will update!
Damn lucky you lol ;) would love to see pics... I think DE is sending me samples cause I was part of the WW ordeal but then even when I got like 11 Zips of purple kush for compensation it was hard to sell... really no bag appeal, very light smell, lots of shake and stemmy little nugs... not really sure what his normal quality is so I hope these samples help cause at the moment I feel other vendors have WAY danker buds for even better prices...

ps that sounds like a lotta cash.. you must have some trick for depositing such large amounts... would love some info on that if ya could haha :)

It should be here hopefully this week. Yea, I will write a full review and I will post pics I have learned how to scrub I think.

YES, it is a lot of cash, and it is a pain in my ass to get all these coins, sometimes it takes a few days to get it all. Just keep making daily deposits, and jump from bitinstant to blueskytraders, and moneypacks. It's so stressful.

Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: GetYourFix on January 24, 2013, 11:57 pm
I just ordered a

1lb of his last blue dream

2lbs of triple dream

1lb of his new cherry pie.

will update!
Damn lucky you lol ;) would love to see pics... I think DE is sending me samples cause I was part of the WW ordeal but then even when I got like 11 Zips of purple kush for compensation it was hard to sell... really no bag appeal, very light smell, lots of shake and stemmy little nugs... not really sure what his normal quality is so I hope these samples help cause at the moment I feel other vendors have WAY danker buds for even better prices...

ps that sounds like a lotta cash.. you must have some trick for depositing such large amounts... would love some info on that if ya could haha :)

It should be here hopefully this week. Yea, I will write a full review and I will post pics I have learned how to scrub I think.

YES, it is a lot of cash, and it is a pain in my ass to get all these coins, sometimes it takes a few days to get it all. Just keep making daily deposits, and jump from bitinstant to blueskytraders, and moneypacks. It's so stressful.

I know a few vendors, including myself that have the opposite problem than you if you know what I mean.. Shoot me a PM if you wanna look into it. It seems you have found the ways to stay anonymous fairly well. Vendors need to cash out that much coin as badly as you need to get em.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: nuggets3 on January 27, 2013, 01:51 am
Ok. I got my first order of the 2lbs. My second box of 2lbs should be here Monday.

1 lb of blue dream. I really enjoyed this, but his BD is always good. Nice buds, smelled great, stunk up my whole room, this is the smelliest I have had from him in a few weeks. Covered in crystals, some hairs not a lot of them, but really crystally. No shake at all. I was really pumped about this one.

1lb of cherry pie. I can't decide on how I feel about this one, there are tons of orange hairs covering the buds. It smells a little bit, not as near powerful as the BD.  I feel like the farmer who grew it didn't take his time to make sure it was perfect. However, it is good bud, and it sold fast, so I would recommend buying it, especially for the price.

Im REALLY EXCITED for my indoor triple dream coming in.

Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: weedmylips on January 27, 2013, 02:59 am
Ok. I got my first order of the 2lbs. My second box of 2lbs should be here Monday.

1 lb of blue dream. I really enjoyed this, but his BD is always good. Nice buds, smelled great, stunk up my whole room, this is the smelliest I have had from him in a few weeks. Covered in crystals, some hairs not a lot of them, but really crystally. No shake at all. I was really pumped about this one.

1lb of cherry pie. I can't decide on how I feel about this one, there are tons of orange hairs covering the buds. It smells a little bit, not as near powerful as the BD.  I feel like the farmer who grew it didn't take his time to make sure it was perfect. However, it is good bud, and it sold fast, so I would recommend buying it, especially for the price.

Im REALLY EXCITED for my indoor triple dream coming in.

The triple dream is really nice!
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: springseed23 on January 27, 2013, 04:10 am
Will update, but just wanted to give DE a good bump for communication on a Sat night!!

Nothing like a vendor making you feel warm and fuzzy!!!

Thanks
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: marksum on January 29, 2013, 06:39 pm
just wanted to follow this thread
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: springseed23 on January 29, 2013, 07:00 pm
A shout out to DE......have not read response-------but vending on SR is one of the hardest dealings in this type of world!!!

1+ for  taking care of past issues----and another in 72 for dealing with me!!!    DE has been a pleasure to work with, even though I am difficult at times:}

Just got to give credit where it is due!!!
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: nuggets3 on January 29, 2013, 07:24 pm
No kidding. I feel like I message him once or twice a day, sometimes even 3 and he never seems to get annoyed or angry.


This is why I refuse to deal with anyone else, he goes above and beyond the call of duty.

Think my triple dream should be here today, excitement is overflowing
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: DeadRa7 on January 29, 2013, 10:01 pm
Hey guys-sorry for the delayed review on my last order, left my damn laptop charger at my drop point but I'd like to take a minute and give a full, honest review of the HP of the purp I got.

COMMUNICATION: 5/5 DE is very, very good to respond promptly to messages, I only had to ask one question but he provided me the information within an hour. 

PRODUCT: 5/5 For the price, it was exceptional-far better of a price I can get around my parts.  The buds were fairly dry, covered with a good amount of crystals with visible purp.  The picture in the listing is exactly what the product was.  Very smokeable, and sells very nicely-my clients were very satisfied.  Good trim job, medium and small sized nugs were abundant.  There was a decent amount of shake (a little less than a half oz, but I think that may have been due to shipping and my handling after I opened it), but I just kept that as my personal which I'm A okay with!   ;D (hey, I'm a lazy stoner-it's nice when the buds are already broke down  :P )  I found but just one seed in the entire pack.

SHIPPING:  5/5 Ordered over a holiday weekend, but was shipped out the following Tuesday and I received Thursday morning at my drop.  Packaging was as secure as it can be for an order of this magnitude, if opened the contents would not be immediately discovered which is always a good thing.  This vendor is very professional when it comes to this area of service, and certainly cares about the safety of his customers.


I have about a half zip left, so when I have some more free time I'll post some HQ pictures of the product-probably later tonight. 

DE is the shit, buy his drugs.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: DeadRa7 on January 31, 2013, 11:34 pm
I posted a review on DE's comments on his page, here are the pictures as promised

HP purp order-received 1/31

http://www.picvalley.net/v.php?p=u/2946/675907461132594466713596727668NIgKb3xDCJZPaTVN7Un.JPG

HP purp order-received 1/24

http://www.picvalley.net/v.php?p=u/2755/15377494216343237871359674523KnCZao5LUkUm1Iax6evM.JPG
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: norseman17 on February 01, 2013, 07:27 pm
Pineapple Kush Review!

Shipping/Communication (5/5):  DE had great communication and made me a custom order exactly like I asked! The shipping was so fast I was completely surprised when it came on Saturday after I ordered on Thursday!! After opening the first layer of packaging and proceeding through the rest I was very happy with the stealth measures taken to prevent smell and anything else that might arouse suspicion. 

Bud appearance/weight (5/5):  The pineapple kush was nice and fluffy and light green / yellowish in color.  All the buds were mostly small to medium in size with a few real big ones.  They were all covered in more crystals than I expected for the price of this outdoor bud!  DE hooked me up with my order about a WHOLE ZIP heavy after weighing!!!

Smell/Taste (5/5):  The smell of this bud was nice and dank for outdoor, with a strong hint of sweetness in both the smell of the buds and taste of the smoke.  The taste and smell could definitely be described as pineapple-y because it is so sweet and sour in both categories. 

High (5/5):  Nice relaxing high comes on quick after exhaling the smooth smoke from this nicely grown outdoor strain and lasted for hours.   8)
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: nuggets3 on February 01, 2013, 10:56 pm
check his new indoor listings
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: streetmagic on February 02, 2013, 01:31 am
check his new indoor listings

Quality looks great, but the prices seem a bit high, IMO. Even his new outdoor seems to have jumped in price. Just kind of wondering what's up with the price increase, as it is kind of drastic by comparison. Not bad mouthing at all though, don't get me wrong.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: weedmylips on February 02, 2013, 01:45 am
The prices are crazy, 1450 for a QP??

That's 362.50 a zip.

Can't see many people being able to make much on that.

There are a few others offering indoor for 3000-3600 for LB of top shelf. These prices don't even compete.

The pictures do look really dank, but not for the price.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: nuggets3 on February 02, 2013, 02:14 am
I will write a full review of the indoor granddaddy purple when it comes tomorrow. I was originally supposed to get my 2 triple dreams, but his triple dream guy flaked out, so DE sent me 2 indoor granddaddy purples at no additional charge for my patience!

i think im going to order 2lbs of outdoor mango kush, and maybe 1 or 2 flaming dragon greenhouse
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: nuggets3 on February 04, 2013, 09:22 pm
Granddaddy Purple came on saturday

Smell: 10 out of 10, dank smell, and smelled up my whole room instantly.
Buds: 10 out of 10, medium sized nugs, no shake, tight tight dense nugs, with a perfect trim job.

Very very crystally, with a fair amount of hairs on them.

He lowered his prices on the indoor, overall it was a awesome buy.

Will update when I order his new greenhouse.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: Stonedstupor on February 06, 2013, 06:13 am
So DE has switched from cheap outdoor to expensive ass, dank indoor. 1.25k for a QP. Looks dank dank dank though for sure.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: greatwhitenorth625 on February 07, 2013, 04:35 am
the Greenhouse Flaming dragon and Mango Kush are still priced nice..I have a LB of the Mango Kush comin and If its as good or better than last batch it will be fire. i see he dropped indoor prices. might check some out next order after a few reviews are up
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: nuggets3 on February 07, 2013, 09:41 pm
the Greenhouse Flaming dragon and Mango Kush are still priced nice..I have a LB of the Mango Kush comin and If its as good or better than last batch it will be fire. i see he dropped indoor prices. might check some out next order after a few reviews are up

I have 1 mango kush, 1 master kush, 1 don juan, 1 tangerine on the way, itll be here tomorrow. i will update this thread on his new greenhouse stuff
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: DeadRa7 on February 08, 2013, 02:21 am
the Greenhouse Flaming dragon and Mango Kush are still priced nice..I have a LB of the Mango Kush comin and If its as good or better than last batch it will be fire. i see he dropped indoor prices. might check some out next order after a few reviews are up

I have 1 mango kush, 1 master kush, 1 don juan, 1 tangerine on the way, itll be here tomorrow. i will update this thread on his new greenhouse stuff

You must be making a killing off DE! Anywho, Gearing up to order my third HP of purp from DE-as always, a review and picture will follow next week.  I must say, I do hope this next order is better than the last but either way its a steller deal and DE is a stand up dude running a superb business
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: greatwhitenorth625 on February 08, 2013, 09:20 pm
^^^^^ yeah i do alright.  My customers definately know the diff between good outdoor and Medicinal though so im not going around sellin this stuff for 20 a G but at 50 a dub there is still plenty to be made.  Now that new indoor stuff looks like the 20 a G that runs around here, i may be grabbing a HP of that along with my LB of outdoor for next order.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: nuggets3 on February 09, 2013, 12:09 am
Ok so half my order came today. Hopefully the other half tomorrow.

I recieved 2 lbs today.

1lb  mango kush  this was SO DANK. Looked like a fat cheetoh out of a cheetoh chip bag. Fluffy and tight nugs, no shake, orange hairs covering and the bud itself was really orange in color. Stank up my whole house. I was jumping for joy about this lb.

1lb I am not sure what this strain was, but it was pretty good. Had orange hairs, not as many as the other lb. But it sold and was pretty good.

Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: weedmylips on February 09, 2013, 03:20 pm
Anyone received any of the indoor yet??

I've got an ounce sampler on the way, will update about all 4 strains...
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: DivineMomentsofTruth on February 09, 2013, 04:34 pm
Subscribing to this thread  ;)
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: nuggets3 on February 09, 2013, 11:43 pm
My tangerine dream and master kush came in today. havent even had time to open the box will let you know tomorrow.

So far the mango kush was one of the best strains I have ever gotten from DE
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: Fuzzykitten on February 11, 2013, 07:57 am
can someone throw up a picture of this crazy looking indoor?
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: weedmylips on February 11, 2013, 07:14 pm
can someone throw up a picture of this crazy looking indoor?

I got a 1/4 of each strain today and all look very dank. Didn't get a chance to smoke them yet but i will update!

Camera phone is to shitty to take pics with :/

Edit: Ok so i got Maui Diesel, Blue Dream, Afghani and OG kush instead of the GDP i was expecting :/

I'm sure the GDP is the same quality as these other ones. All of them look just like the picture and all smell really good. The OG kush seems to have the strongest smell.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: DivineMomentsofTruth on February 12, 2013, 03:11 am
can someone throw up a picture of this crazy looking indoor?

I got a 1/4 of each strain today and all look very dank. Didn't get a chance to smoke them yet but i will update!

Camera phone is to shitty to take pics with :/

Edit: Ok so i got Maui Diesel, Blue Dream, Afghani and OG kush instead of the GDP i was expecting :/

I'm sure the GDP is the same quality as these other ones. All of them look just like the picture and all smell really good. The OG kush seems to have the strongest smell.

Those pictures look fucking amazing. Is the Afghan really purple?
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: weedmylips on February 12, 2013, 03:50 am
can someone throw up a picture of this crazy looking indoor?

I got a 1/4 of each strain today and all look very dank. Didn't get a chance to smoke them yet but i will update!

Camera phone is to shitty to take pics with :/

Edit: Ok so i got Maui Diesel, Blue Dream, Afghani and OG kush instead of the GDP i was expecting :/

I'm sure the GDP is the same quality as these other ones. All of them look just like the picture and all smell really good. The OG kush seems to have the strongest smell.

Those pictures look fucking amazing. Is the Afghan really purple?

Yes the afghani has hints of purple in it.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: nuggets3 on February 12, 2013, 04:18 am
I got some greenhouse mango dream and a blue dream greenhouse on the way, will update
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: greatwhitenorth625 on February 12, 2013, 05:51 am
Just got a Lb of the Mango and a 1/4 of the Afghani today. Also a nice little .5g sample of some fine fine Blow. came in a nice hard little rock. and man its been a long time since ive seen actual fishscale flakes in coke! specially in my neck of the woods.This stuff freakin sparkled. I blew threw the half gram in .50-100 mg line throughout the day today starting at about 2pm and came down pleasant with no headache or drowsy down feeling. also to note is my nose is still clear and funcional.lol

On the the bud
This is my second order of the Mango and while this batch is slightly different grow than my last its still DANK outdoor bud.
This has a pungent citrusy musk. is darker in color than last batch. is trimmed very well. And the big + on this batch is its covered with trichromes, literally sparkling dark buds. For what i paid for this its a Flippin steal.

On to the Afghani...all i can say is DAMN. Its Frosty as the Mango i talked about above but with hints of bright purple, light green, and red hairs. it has an old world smell, all i can say is very strong weedy smell. not sweet, not fruity, just dank. I still feel that the price point is a hair high but this bud is comparable to some of my orders of indoor with Lucy Mcgee.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: suwhoopb on February 12, 2013, 06:51 am
Just got a Lb of the Mango and a 1/4 of the Afghani today. Also a nice little .5g sample of some fine fine Blow. came in a nice hard little rock. and man its been a long time since ive seen actual fishscale flakes in coke! specially in my neck of the woods.This stuff freakin sparkled. I blew threw the half gram in .50-100 mg line throughout the day today starting at about 2pm and came down pleasant with no headache or drowsy down feeling. also to note is my nose is still clear and funcional.lol

On the the bud
This is my second order of the Mango and while this batch is slightly different grow than my last its still DANK outdoor bud.
This has a pungent citrusy musk. is darker in color than last batch. is trimmed very well. And the big + on this batch is its covered with trichromes, literally sparkling dark buds. For what i paid for this its a Flippin steal.

On to the Afghani...all i can say is DAMN. Its Frosty as the Mango i talked about above but with hints of bright purple, light green, and red hairs. it has an old world smell, all i can say is very strong weedy smell. not sweet, not fruity, just dank. I still feel that the price point is a hair high but this bud is comparable to some of my orders of indoor with Lucy Mcgee.

how much did those elbows run you? I dont see them listed.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: greatwhitenorth625 on February 12, 2013, 06:12 pm
The Mango was up around 2500 when you consider fees for bitinstant transfers. he had some other greenhouse listed but i believe i got the last of the Mango.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: MagicMan on February 12, 2013, 10:40 pm
I thought I saw that qps of the mango were around $800 maybe more.

I don't know about the QPs, but the only lbs that DE offered for ~$2,500 were the OG Kush, the Purple Kush, and now the 007 Kush. Mango was never priced that low.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: nuggets3 on February 15, 2013, 10:16 pm
Holy Shit DANK

Today I received

1lb  of greenhouse Durban Poison. Super dense nugs, earthy smell, large nugs too. Hairs and crystals not as nice as mango dream, but still awesome bud.

1.75 of Mango Dream. This was SUPER DANK greenhouse, the is the best greenhouse I have ever gotten from DE. Sticky sticky buds, with orange hairs covering them, large dense nugs, no shake. You can literally see the crystals beaming light off them.

0.25 of indoor OG KUSH. All I can say is WOW, this is true indoor quality. Stunk up my whole house instantly. So many crystals you couldn't even see the green nugs, seriously. Smelliest weed I have ever seen, I weighed out the whole bag and then shook someones hand and my hand stuck to theirs.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: weedmylips on February 15, 2013, 11:22 pm
@Nuggets the OG kush indoor is super dank!

The blue dream was also very frosty and stinky, not as much as the OG kush though.

Got an LB of the Blue Dream on the way!
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: VintageM on February 18, 2013, 02:08 am
Gonna hop on that Maui Diesel.
DE is the man!
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: nuggets3 on February 18, 2013, 11:41 pm
Anyone try the flaming dragon, how is it
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: nuggets3 on February 20, 2013, 08:28 pm
Anyone?

O well ,I have some coming
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: DivineMomentsofTruth on February 20, 2013, 09:24 pm
Can anyone comment on how the indoor quality compares to Christy or Lucy's stuff.  Both of those vendors have great weed no doubt but I'm looking for something a little louder.  DE is about 50 bucks more for an Oz I'd be happy to pay more if the quality is higher and it really is the super top shelf shit I want. 
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: streetmagic on February 21, 2013, 03:42 am
How is the Pineapple? Anyone have some pics?
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: weedmylips on February 21, 2013, 02:39 pm
I just got an LB of the indoor Blue Dream and it looks exactly like the picture. Super frosty and dank!

Also i got a sample of all the indoor and it's all very dank indoor and for $3000 a LB it's a steal!
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: nuggets3 on February 21, 2013, 07:33 pm
I will update when my mangos and flaming dragons come.

I will start to switch to all indoor
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: Crip on February 21, 2013, 08:28 pm
Can anyone comment on how the indoor quality compares to Christy or Lucy's stuff.  Both of those vendors have great weed no doubt but I'm looking for something a little louder.  DE is about 50 bucks more for an Oz I'd be happy to pay more if the quality is higher and it really is the super top shelf shit I want.

The GDP is exactly as pictured and extremely dank. It reaked my whole room up through 3 ziploc bags.
Has anyone tried the afghani kush or any of the other indoors yet? I might order some soon, im just curious if it is on par with the GDP.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: camomug on February 21, 2013, 09:11 pm
How is the Pineapple? Anyone have some pics?

No pics of the Pineapple but it's pretty good bud for the price.  My only complaint is that it was a bit on the stemmy side and it seemed as if there was a bit of other buds mixed in there, but the bud itself was very good. Smoke a joint of it and chilled at the pool for a good 2 hours before even realizing I missed class lol
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: streetmagic on February 21, 2013, 10:14 pm
How is the Pineapple? Anyone have some pics?

No pics of the Pineapple but it's pretty good bud for the price.  My only complaint is that it was a bit on the stemmy side and it seemed as if there was a bit of other buds mixed in there, but the bud itself was very good. Smoke a joint of it and chilled at the pool for a good 2 hours before even realizing I missed class lol

How is it compared to that purple kush he had going around?
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: nuggets3 on February 21, 2013, 11:21 pm
It is a step above the purple kush. I have had a few lbs of pineapple, it is a bit stemmy but good weed especially for the price.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: t0rk on February 23, 2013, 11:43 am
just pulled the trigger on an elbow of the Afghani at the discounted price.

Thanks to all who got it and gave positive reviews.

Pics will be posted when I get it.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: DivineMomentsofTruth on February 23, 2013, 03:09 pm
just pulled the trigger on an elbow of the Afghani at the discounted price.

Thanks to all who got it and gave positive reviews.

Pics will be posted when I get it.

Please do.  I've been drooling over DE's indoor pics seriously contemplating my first order with him.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: Chaosforpeace on February 27, 2013, 01:22 am
When someone gets that flaming dragon post about it because I am going to have the coin in a couple of days and DE worked out a great deal with me.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: cleptstar on February 27, 2013, 06:41 am
I just received a HP of DE's Pineapple kush.. The smell is delicious and the smoke is wonderful. I really enjoy this bud,  and for the price it's hard to complain, but...

My ENTIRE HP is nothing but small popcorn buds, and a lot of the weed is what I'd call shake.

The bud is definitely dank and fresh, but it was a little disappointing getting an entire HP without any decent buds. The largest bud in the HP was about 2.5 inches long and it stood out from the rest of the small stuff. I must have gotten the bottom of the barrel from that harvest.

This won't prevent me from ordering from DE again, he's an awesome vendor. I just hope next time I order I don't get 8 oz's of shake...
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: Stonedstupor on February 28, 2013, 02:38 am
just recieved oz of blue dream today. definitely a lot greener than the picture, but damn good bud. smells just like the blue dream i've had a couple years ago that i've been yearning for ever since. keify keify buds that are just coated in crystals. thick bright orange hairs also. definitely medical grade, looking forward to next order with DE.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: weedmylips on February 28, 2013, 03:16 pm
When someone gets that flaming dragon post about it because I am going to have the coin in a couple of days and DE worked out a great deal with me.

I got 2 LB's on the way i should be getting tomorrow, i will report back.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: t0rk on March 01, 2013, 12:28 pm
Got the LB of indoor afghan.

Very frosty nice shaped buts and very consistent. It has a unique smell, it literally smells like beef stew.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: Chaosforpeace on March 02, 2013, 01:09 am
I've got a HP of flaming dragon on the way, has anyone received it yet. Someone please review it. Darkexpresso is the man. I fucked up on the order and he helped me out. My new favorite vendor.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: Chaosforpeace on March 02, 2013, 10:53 pm
Anyone recieve it yet?
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: weedmylips on March 03, 2013, 02:19 pm
My 2 Lb's got delayed so won't get them until tuesday he said.

Said he was holding out to get better flaming dragon. Fine with me
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: Chaosforpeace on March 05, 2013, 09:41 pm
Something is not right with darkexpresso. I have messaged him repeatedly for the last couple of days. I ordered a half pound of his flaming dragon and it should have arrived yesterday, yet for some reason I got no mail of any kind yesterday yet my neighbors all did. Then today no mail of any kind, yet all my neighbors received regular mail. Dark expresso won't answer my messages as of a couple days ago. This is not like him. We have done business before and he always got back to me quickly and his packages arrived on time. I FE'd which is the least of my problems as I fear I'm looking at a controlled delivery. I am posting this as to hopefully get his attention. I hope he hasn't been compromised.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: weedmylips on March 06, 2013, 03:38 am
Something is not right with darkexpresso. I have messaged him repeatedly for the last couple of days. I ordered a half pound of his flaming dragon and it should have arrived yesterday, yet for some reason I got no mail of any kind yesterday yet my neighbors all did. Then today no mail of any kind, yet all my neighbors received regular mail. Dark expresso won't answer my messages as of a couple days ago. This is not like him. We have done business before and he always got back to me quickly and his packages arrived on time. I FE'd which is the least of my problems as I fear I'm looking at a controlled delivery. I am posting this as to hopefully get his attention. I hope he hasn't been compromised.

Hey man, i order on wednesday (2/27) and my order was marked as shipped the same day. I didn't get anything friday and message dark and he said he was delayed because he wanted to give me better stuff, so it shipped out on saturday. Now tuesday and i haven't received anything yet and i messaged him and he got right back to me with the tracking and it says it was delivered yesterday!!

And i haven't received any boxes in the mail. Kind of freaking out but i see you are having the same thing.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: Chaosforpeace on March 06, 2013, 03:44 am
I had a whole thread going about this, but all of a sudden it got deleted???
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: weedmylips on March 06, 2013, 04:00 am
How many other people didn't get a delivery when they were expecting?
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: dantana on March 13, 2013, 08:22 pm
I had my first order with Darkexpresso and was kind of worried as he didn't reply to my order or message with any message. I soon saw this message appear on their vendor page.

"UPDATE DO NOT SEND TO WALLET ADDRESS UNLESS CONFIRMING WITH ME FIRST, WALLET WAS HACKED!
03/08/2013 Update: Recovering from an outdoor accident, hospitalized but I am ok. This has caused message reply delays since I personally take customer messages myself. This has not caused shipping delays though so do not panic, all orders have been shipped and are in transit. As soon as I am out of the hospital, likely by tonight, I will catch up with messages. Your understanding is appreciated. To all of you, especially those who are like family, thank you for your patience.
-DE"

So I crossed my fingers and hoped my HP of Pinneapple Kush would arrive. Two days later it was at the drop and it was well worth the money. DE has since responded to messages and seems like things are ok again with him. Thank you DE you are the real deal!

Product - Very good! Smelled wonderful and fruity! Darker colored popcorn size buds a little on the dry side. Little more than average stems and tiny bit of shake but I assume I just got the last of this strain. It was 12gs over on HP so it was well WORTH the price. It's the luck of the draw thing and I'm ok with that. I've never had pineapple kush and I really liked the high. It's Indica dom so I've read but has the head buzz thing like a Sativa which I love. DE now has listed two new strains. I plan on doing more business with DE!

Packaging - Sufficient! - 3 layers no smell and with the two day delivery no worries at all. Package was like any other in mail from USPS.

Communication - None - I hope I explained why. Later the communication was just fine.

Pricing - Fair on SR - For the quality the price was a good compared to others.

Thanks DE and you have found a new customer! If you can deal with the stuff you have and still get product out that fast it shows you are a great vendor.


Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: DivineMomentsofTruth on March 23, 2013, 06:23 am
Any word on what was going on last week?

Weedmylips?
Chaosorpeace?

DE has listings back up and I was about to order so I came on here to ask if you guys thought the Mango or the Flaming dragon was the better of the two but this is concerning.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: resalesam on March 23, 2013, 12:49 pm
I see his  prices have gone up since SDM is gone for the same weed he had listed before.  :'(
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: MagicMan on March 23, 2013, 07:09 pm
Ordered a pound of the mango recently, will update when it comes.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: Chaosforpeace on March 24, 2013, 08:10 am
Long story short DE is a God and I would take a bullet for him anyday. I'm sorry I had ever said one negative word.
DE I want to have your babies.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: DivineMomentsofTruth on March 24, 2013, 09:43 am
Can anyone who has had both Mango and Flaming dragon give me their opinion on which one has the most bag appreal? Not thc content but the strain of the two with the bigger wow factor when you crack open the bag. Smell, trim, trichrome coverage. I am having trouble deciding if DE will be my new bulk since SDM is gone RIP dog.

Anyone who could point me in the right direction would be fully thanked.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: greatwhitenorth625 on March 24, 2013, 04:29 pm
ive had 3 different LB's of the Mango, and all 3 were slightly different, but i will say for the price its listed his Mango is AWESOME. this current batch almost reminds me of strawberry Phillyblunt flavor. it is slightly bushier than the last batch i had but still decent manicure and it had very little stem or shake.  I have had no complaints sellin it for 50 a dub
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: t0rk on April 02, 2013, 06:19 pm
^ I bought an LB based on your comment.

The mango is sprayed. Strong ass mango smell but when you crack a bud its a totally different smell inside.

No disrespect DE but a lot of people do not like sprayed bud just giving the heads up.

edit:

To give some positive feedback:
His Afghan is killer I grabbed an LB of that and people loved it. All the buds were around the same size and frosty as fuck. Smelled like beef stew so it was different.
Title: Re: **darkexpresso Offical Review Thread**
Post by: maple on April 03, 2013, 04:01 am
Subbing.
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Post by: nuggets5 on April 03, 2013, 07:18 pm
I highly doubt DE sprays his weed. He does not grow this greenhouse batch, so therefore if it is sprayed, he has no idea. I have had mango kush, and mango dream and yes it did smell like mangos, I couldn't say for sure if it was sprayed or not, regardless it was good weed.

I was going to order the afhgani last week but had a family emergency I had to fly out of town to take care of, and he was nice enough to cancel my order.

I am back in business now so I am going to try some more indoor. I really wish he would post up some more indoor, like he did a few months ago, anything ranging from maui diesel, to agfhani, to GDP. Overall DE is a standup vendor, and if it is truly sprayed I gaurentee that he would throw it back in his suppliers face.

Let's keep this thread updates with pics and reviews
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Post by: greatwhitenorth625 on April 06, 2013, 04:47 pm
ya know the more i got into the current batch of mango i thought the same thing(sprayed) and it def smells of strawberry not mango.
the more of it i smoked the less pleased i was with the aftertaste but like i said before for the purpose i got it...people bought it up for the price i sold it for...
i plan on grabbin some indoor from lucymcgee or if DE brings back the afghani mayube some of that
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Post by: joolz on April 27, 2013, 08:04 pm
does he sell meth as well?
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Post by: joolz on April 29, 2013, 11:14 am
?
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Post by: weedmylips on April 29, 2013, 02:24 pm
does he sell meth as well?

He used to have it listed, why don't you message him and find out?
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Post by: nuggets5 on April 29, 2013, 03:36 pm
Ya he used to sell meth and great quality coke, he took down those listings.


Anyone bought the double dream indoor?
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Post by: joolz on April 29, 2013, 05:06 pm
I had the double dream indoor a while ago (over 3 months) and it was great but he used to charge $2500 per pound. Now he's charging over $2000 per hp which is way too much. I would never pay that much for any weed.
>:(
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Post by: greatwhitenorth625 on May 08, 2013, 04:51 pm
come on DE start hookin it up with amazing lb prices like a few months back! you were my best guy now i am lookin at others and dont like what i see.
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Post by: beastmode001 on May 09, 2013, 09:32 pm
Has anyone been able to get in contact with him since SR was down? We used to do orders all the time, but my messages have been unread and I haven't heard from him.
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Post by: dantana on May 09, 2013, 10:51 pm
Stopped replying to me back when SDM left. That was about the time the PGP key was gone as well.
DE is a great vendor hope all is well.
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Post by: greatwhitenorth625 on May 10, 2013, 03:16 am
he's still around just hard to get ahold of, my thought are he has a pretty large client base that he sticks with and doesnt take many new orders,...that being said i am one of those clients and just order an LB of mix indoor buds( Double dream and Afghani)

Also he became less available bout the time the Btc bubble popped at 250.00 , i have a feelin he took a good hit on a bunch of bulk orders and is mostly only takin large orders with FE. 
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Post by: beastmode001 on May 10, 2013, 10:41 pm
Ya that's the same time he stopped messaging me too.  I hope everything is alright as well.  I am one of his customers and have been for a while so it is very unlikely that has anything to do with that.  Was wondering if anyone has actually got a message from him?
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Post by: greatwhitenorth625 on May 11, 2013, 03:47 pm
i did 2 days ago. now it been 2 days since he read my most recent ones... i see he had 2-3 people finalize in the last 2 days as well so he must be doin somethin:)
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Post by: greatwhitenorth625 on May 19, 2013, 04:10 pm
figured i should update that DE took mothers day off and got ahold of me promptly on monday. pack was sent same day and received thursday morning. Stealth as always was top knotch and short of opening the package and breaking the color seal there would be no smell to way to feel whats inside.
The Double blue dream Qp was first up.. the buds had that obvious blue dream smell, and some nice crystal structure but had very little in the way of trimming. there were some smaller scraggly buds and some nice buds. but overall look wise this was the lowest quality of the 4 qp's i received.. the Smoke on the blue dream was still excellent and gets me baked as hell. love that classic blue dream taste and with a better manicure and a little more dry time this would be top knotch bud...
as for the others i will do shorter reviews lol
The Purple train wreck(not purple) Afghani(wasnt as pictured) were both about the same look wise, great thumb sized nugs jut covered in crystals and red red hairs. very stanky, specially the afghani,  both are very good quality indoor and were trimmed tight  and had great bag appeal.

The Pineapple express was the Best bud of the batch. that Qp may just be mine to keep and sit on.  Couple of HUGE colas in there and my god are they DANK. this bud Reeeeks of sweet sticky citrus tones.it coukld be a hair more cured but honestly with bud this fine i prefer to do it myself small batch an ounce at a time. .. This is some top Quality Medical grade bud...honestly the rest of the bud i got was legit good indoor but this Pineapple Express batch is on the level with Lucy mcgee sSkywalker crown cakes and XXoticas Purpleberry.
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Post by: nuggets5 on June 09, 2013, 03:29 pm
Any new reviews?


No idea why noone updates this thread... I just messaged him, let's see if he replies ;)