Gentleman. Ladies. I have a very brief anecdote for you.Recently, circumstances were such that it became necessary for a friend of mine to be screened for all drugs of abuse. I'm deliberately being vague for my own comfort, but suffice it to say it was not a cheap method of testing. This individual took the product I received from Chaletla (it was received a full month ago, mind you) as well as Ayeseadee within hours prior to their screening; they had been taking both those products for a week prior to their test as well. It was at most 24 hours from the time they took both of those to the time of the test.Again, this was not a cheap dime store drug test. It was a serious matter and the results can be presumed extremely accurate. They had taken enough to show as positive, if what they had taken was meth. This individual showed NEGATIVE FOR ALL AMPHETAMINES. I'm not willing to say more than that, but I don't believe it has anything to do with the vendors mentioned so it doesn't really matter. Regardless, that's all I'm going to say about the results.I'm just going to cut through all the bullshit and say this: I spend thousands and thousands of dollars on drugs. I have a daily habit and I wish to continue having a daily habit, God damn it, but I am faced with a serious problem: I currently have NO ONE TO GIVE MY FUCKING MONEY TO! Do you hear me?! Either none of you bitches sell enough at a time for me to bother with, or you don't fucking sell actual meth!So I put it to you: who's got actual fucking "N-methyl-1-phenylpropan-2-amine" aka "C10H15N" aka "dextro-methamphetamine" aka THE ONLY FUCKING DRUG I ACTUALLY WANT!? Stand up and take my fucking money, will you, because I CANNOT FIND YOU GOD DAMN IT!I am done being amicable when I receive FUCKING RUBBISH.