Yeah, I laughed at least a couple of times reading this; but in defense of tweakers everywhere, we aren't all fucking retarded. I mean some of us do maintain a pretty tight grip on reality.... granted, I *once* flushed my stash -- but fuck, I heard lots of commotion outside my door literally 30-60 seconds after walking in with a package and then heard somebody yell gruffly "MOVE!" I've never "moved" so fast in my life... Turned out to be some asshole & his friends walking by my door ::)