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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: titsmcgee123 on May 09, 2013, 01:45 am

Title: Why does it hurt when I pee?
Post by: titsmcgee123 on May 09, 2013, 01:45 am
???
Title: Re: Why does it hurt when I pee?
Post by: scout on May 09, 2013, 01:49 am
I'm assuming you're joking with this post ... if you're serious though, then only a doctor can help but I'd guess the most common cause would be a UTI.
Title: Re: Why does it hurt when I pee?
Post by: Limetless on May 09, 2013, 01:52 am
Because you're a scruffy bastard.
Title: Re: Why does it hurt when I pee?
Post by: titsmcgee123 on May 09, 2013, 01:58 am
there are also all these warts on my cock.. its probably just a temporary thing right?
Title: Re: Why does it hurt when I pee?
Post by: scout on May 09, 2013, 02:03 am
oh, okay.  i see ... so this is just a troll thread. 
Title: Re: Why does it hurt when I pee?
Post by: juswannaschmoke on May 09, 2013, 03:06 am
A friend of a friend of a cousin of mine remembers humping a bar of soap in their youth, burned like a mothafucka  :o ...he said in hindsight it may have been a urinary tract infection
Title: Re: Why does it hurt when I pee?
Post by: FlyingFuck on May 09, 2013, 03:11 am
The clap man the clap  :'(
Title: Re: Why does it hurt when I pee?
Post by: Chaosforpeace on May 09, 2013, 03:17 am
oh, okay.  i see ... so this is just a troll thread.
What a world we live in scout. As a side note, do you have any idea how long it usually take SR to get involved in a resolution case.
I'm still waiting on a message back from them on the case.

Chaos
Title: Re: Why does it hurt when I pee?
Post by: londonpride2 on May 09, 2013, 10:54 am
Do you do a lot of K? probably a UTI
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Post by: Zdet98 on May 09, 2013, 11:21 am
The clap man the clap  :'(


true dat ;-)
Title: Re: Why does it hurt when I pee?
Post by: Ballzinator on May 09, 2013, 11:27 am
there are also all these warts on my cock.. its probably just a temporary thing right?
Ribbed for her (his?) pleasure ;D
Title: Re: Why does it hurt when I pee?
Post by: Chaosforpeace on May 10, 2013, 02:29 am
there are also all these warts on my cock.. its probably just a temporary thing right?
Ribbed for her (his?) pleasure ;D
Hahahahaha

Chaos
Title: Re: Why does it hurt when I pee?
Post by: titsmcgee123 on May 10, 2013, 05:14 am
now i have all these sores all over my mouth :/
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Post by: worm11 on May 10, 2013, 05:21 am
Sounding more like syphilis. :)
Title: Re: Why does it hurt when I pee?
Post by: Chaosforpeace on May 10, 2013, 07:41 am
now i have all these sores all over my mouth :/
Spreads quick dont it.

Chaos
Title: Re: Why does it hurt when I pee?
Post by: fire on May 10, 2013, 12:31 pm
My guess is you got it from the toilet seat.

How do your balls feel, btw?
Title: Re: Why does it hurt when I pee?
Post by: magicpearl on May 10, 2013, 12:38 pm
u may ve been joking but out of for example extensive experience with K (longish time daily) i can tell u that i am ok (at least i think so)
but i know ppl who did it 4 years+ also daily from a line - 4g and suffer today because of heavily fucked up bladder...

so take it easy on the K.. wont be a problem if not too much daily (i guess)

just keep in mind...(and now go get fucked its weekend!!!!)  8)

pearl x
Title: Re: Why does it hurt when I pee?
Post by: jnemonic on May 10, 2013, 01:57 pm
"Oh no, goodness me, the motherfucker burns when i go to pee."

"Oh lord jesus what could it be? Would it be that time i jerked off in that tree?"

"Oh wait, yeah now fuck me i remember! It was that fucking bitch i booked that night back in december!"

"Now why didn't i listen to all those ads that said RUBBER UP!

"For everytime i pee right now, it feels like its fired up!"

"Now i gotta remember, to be careful with that pussy."

"Cos if i fuck up, just one more time, this poor cock of mine, will be offline..... :P
Title: Re: Why does it hurt when I pee?
Post by: mschen on May 10, 2013, 07:16 pm
have you tried rubbing bengay on your genitals? i hear it helps  :-X
Title: Re: Why does it hurt when I pee?
Post by: Ѕpongebоb on May 11, 2013, 10:49 pm
I had to find this thread because my peehole is throbbing right now and I'm afraid to piss because I think it will burn. I hate when the tip of my urethra throbs a stinging pain. I'm being serious and goodnight.