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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: pine on April 27, 2013, 10:05 pm
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I'm stuck to the chair o_O
I have to go places today and do stuff :o
It feels like being in a coma!
Help!
Karma will be awarded for chair extraction technologies provided :)
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Sometimes, you have to just tuck and roll out of the chair, forcefully.
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I think I saw some ants crawling around on your chair before you sat down. . .
They must be crawling all over your legs by now. Hiding into your underwear.
You'll never know until you get up. !
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The Cliff Notes on the Situation:
-> I'm not large, physically leaving the chair should not be a determinant.
-> No superglue has been involved.
-> Do not feel sleepy, just a lethargy in limbs and at the back of head.
Conclusion: Pine has turned into a Slug. Or something :D
Help me Scout! Why is this so difficult now!
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Conclusion: Pine has turned into a Slug. Or something :D
Help me Scout! Why is this so difficult now!
If you have indeed mutated into a slug, then eventually you'll probably just sliiiiiiiiide out of the chair and onto the floor.
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I'm going to give eyeofthetiger.mp3 a go.
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if that dosent work maybe try open gangnam style, seems to hype me up no matter whats going on.
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Watch a re-run of Real World and the Snookie gang. You will be fist pumping outta the chair in about a minute and running for the nearest exit.
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Here... maybe these news stories will motivate you. This is what happens when you don't leave your chair:
(not saying you're fat)
Extremely Obese Man Stuck To Chair For Two Years Found Unconscious And Dies
http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/220879.php
A 60-STONE man mountain has died after being trapped in his armchair for EIGHT MONTHS
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2739333/Fat-man-dies-after-getting-stuck-to-chair-for-eight-months.html
480-Pound Woman Dies After Six Years On Couch
http://www.wftv.com/news/news/480-pound-woman-dies-after-six-years-on-couch/nFCfB/
Morbidly obese woman 'left to decompose' in chair
http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20120203/NEWS01/120203041/Morbidly-obese-woman-left-decompose-chair
Police: Woman found stuck to chair a "rotting corpse that was still breathing"
http://www.connectmidmissouri.com/news/story.aspx?id=684635
If this doesn't motivate you to get up, I don't know what will.
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Here... maybe these news stories will motivate you. This is what happens when you don't leave your chair:
(not saying you're fat)
Extremely Obese Man Stuck To Chair For Two Years Found Unconscious And Dies
http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/220879.php
A 60-STONE man mountain has died after being trapped in his armchair for EIGHT MONTHS
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2739333/Fat-man-dies-after-getting-stuck-to-chair-for-eight-months.html
480-Pound Woman Dies After Six Years On Couch
http://www.wftv.com/news/news/480-pound-woman-dies-after-six-years-on-couch/nFCfB/
Morbidly obese woman 'left to decompose' in chair
http://news.cincinnati.com/article/20120203/NEWS01/120203041/Morbidly-obese-woman-left-decompose-chair
Police: Woman found stuck to chair a "rotting corpse that was still breathing"
http://www.connectmidmissouri.com/news/story.aspx?id=684635
If this doesn't motivate you to get up, I don't know what will.
Excuse me while I puke. The fact you had those on hand is even more questionable lol.
Chaos
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go check your mail box, you might have some drugs waiting for you ;)
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Cut down on the psychostimulants -- leaving the chair will seem more interesting.
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Pine has since left and returned to the chair several times now.
Mainly due to a mint and coffee shortage :)
Thanks for the moral support comrades!