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Market => Product requests => Topic started by: poppermachine on March 23, 2013, 05:03 pm

Title: Human Hearts
Post by: poppermachine on March 23, 2013, 05:03 pm
I am in the market for a well preserved human heart. I'm going to be using it as a pump so it definitely needs to be in good working condition. Can't have been taken by force from the original owner or robbed from a resting corpse. Preferably a female heart but it's not a dealbreaker. I'd like it in a container of liquid preservative, not solid glass. If it has to be solid glass for shipping reasons I'll deal with it. I'm not sure what the price range for a product like this is but I will consider all offers. If the price is right I would consider buying multiple units if you can supply them securely.
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: wwizard on March 23, 2013, 06:13 pm
Are you serious?
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: ChemCat on March 23, 2013, 06:42 pm
 :o

i seen that guy on some tv show that used a heart as a penis pump and electrocuted himself   :o                     




































 :o
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: scout on March 23, 2013, 07:57 pm
I'm pretty sure this is not the marketplace for human hearts, regardless of their condition ...
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: ChemCat on March 23, 2013, 08:05 pm
^^^    +1 

LOL

Peace,

ChemCat

8)
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: poppermachine on March 23, 2013, 09:31 pm
I'm pretty sure this is not the marketplace for human hearts, regardless of their condition ...

Why not?
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: ChemCat on March 23, 2013, 09:48 pm
I'm pretty sure this is not the marketplace for human hearts, regardless of their condition ...

Why not?

Just shootin from the hip here   :-\  maybe they are worried about you electrocuting yourself from the heart after it's hooked up as
a penis pump  :o

:P
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: scout on March 24, 2013, 02:43 am
Sorry, but I think human organs are beyond the scope of this black market.  Maybe try the one next door?  :P

But seriously, yeah, no ... no way that would be allowed here.
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: ChemCat on March 24, 2013, 02:46 am
Sorry, but I think human organs are beyond the scope of this black market.  Maybe try the one next door?  :P

But seriously, yeah, no ... no way that would be allowed here.

Damn it scout!!

Now i owe ya +1   

Fucker!!

LOL

JK

Peace,

ChemCat
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: scout on March 24, 2013, 02:50 am
ChemCat - I'll just +1 you instead!
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: ChemCat on March 24, 2013, 03:02 am
ChemCat - I'll just +1 you instead!


i'll get ya when ya aint lookin

:P


Peace & Hugs  @ Ya scout!!



Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: Chaosforpeace on March 24, 2013, 03:03 am
Ill give you however many you want. Just sent the coins directly to my SR account. It's 5,000$ a heart.
Don't worry you can trust me. Ill send them. You'll understand why we have to bypass escrow. SR would never allow such a thing.
Thanks :p
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: poppermachine on March 24, 2013, 11:05 am
Could one of you kindly tell me why this is being treated like a joke? I had two people respond to me privately but I feel like they are the same person and they have not yet responded to me. I am looking for someone who can complete this transaction within escrow. I do not see how this violates the rules or even the spirit of the rules. Could someone also fill me in as to why I'm not going to find one on here. I see people asking for wholesale cocaine and selling cyanide. I figure with all of the not so normal people on here at least one of them will be able to produce a pound of flesh that can be harvested from one of many sources in exchange for money. Specifically BTC, not ducats.
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: ChemCat on March 24, 2013, 01:14 pm
Could one of you kindly tell me why this is being treated like a joke? I had two people respond to me privately but I feel like they are the same person and they have not yet responded to me. I am looking for someone who can complete this transaction within escrow. I do not see how this violates the rules or even the spirit of the rules. Could someone also fill me in as to why I'm not going to find one on here. I see people asking for wholesale cocaine and selling cyanide. I figure with all of the not so normal people on here at least one of them will be able to produce a pound of flesh that can be harvested from one of many sources in exchange for money. Specifically BTC, not ducats.
Could one of you kindly tell me why this is being treated like a joke?
First..Let me appologize...  i didnt think you were serious...now i do.....  interesting...
Could someone also fill me in as to why I'm not going to find one on here. I see people asking for wholesale cocaine and selling cyanide. I figure with all of the not so normal people on here at least one of them will be able to produce a pound of flesh that can be harvested from one of many sources in exchange for money. Specifically BTC, not ducats.
For Real my Friend..Even though we're Revolutionaries...so to speak...i'm not too sure that we'll deal in Human Body Parts.

Peace,

ChemCat

8)
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: Vatican on March 24, 2013, 02:34 pm
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
It's made my day thanks OP
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: ChemCat on March 24, 2013, 02:37 pm
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
It's made my day thanks OP


LMAO!!


+1

:P
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: wretched on March 24, 2013, 03:41 pm
The shipping I think might be a big hurdle. IF I were to sell you my heart, It would be hard to package and ship once it has been removed. Maybe not impossible, but surely difficult.
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: poppermachine on March 24, 2013, 04:00 pm
One of my girlfriends is a sexually aroused by even the thought of a human heartbeat. Listening to one beating in a live human's chest drives her wild. Seeing one as clear as day beating right in front of her with only a thin layer of glass separating it from her fingertips? Haven't been able to pull that off yet.

Someone I know told me they know someone who is dieing from a heart related disease and would be more than happy to give up their heart for this cause. I might have to remove it myself due to legal issues but that's not a huge problem for me. Admittedly this is a semi sketchy drug connect who likes to impress me with bullshit. "Dieing" could mean a few years from now, or it might even just be another "exaggeration". And don't get me wrong, if it turns out to be legit but I have already acquired a different person's heart, I will certainly still rip this heart from the lifeless corpse it was attached to and put it to much better use than rotting in the ground. Why let something so beautiful go to waste like that? Best part is that she actually really likes heart defects (examining them) and hearts that have somehow been hurt or injured. I told her today about this person potentially existing and she got very, very excited. She is very shy about her sexuality and literally mortified of talking about it to most people. Ever since she can remember she used to get really nervous going to the doctor because she knew they were going to listen to her heartbeat with a stethoscope (she loves when I do this to her). The idea that not only does someone (other than me) possibly understands her interest but are willing to donate their own heart knowing how it is going to be used pretty much moved her to tears. She imagined what it must be like knowing you are going to die as a result of a "bad" (sexy) heart but knowing that said heart will still be beating for her to listen to after death. We both wondered if we would meet anyone whom we could donate our hearts for exactly the same reason.
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: poppermachine on March 24, 2013, 04:03 pm
The shipping I think might be a big hurdle. IF I were to sell you my heart, It would be hard to package and ship once it has been removed. Maybe not impossible, but surely difficult.

Would you be willing to arrange a dead drop? I will travel pretty far and can take care of the preservation and transportation. And removal.
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: ChemCat on March 24, 2013, 04:06 pm
One of my girlfriends is a sexually aroused by even the thought of a human heartbeat. Listening to one beating in a live human's chest drives her wild. Seeing one as clear as day beating right in front of her with only a thin layer of glass separating it from her fingertips? Haven't been able to pull that off yet.

Someone I know told me they know someone who is dieing from a heart related disease and would be more than happy to give up their heart for this cause. I might have to remove it myself due to legal issues but that's not a huge problem for me. Admittedly this is a semi sketchy drug connect who likes to impress me with bullshit. "Dieing" could mean a few years from now, or it might even just be another "exaggeration". And don't get me wrong, if it turns out to be legit but I have already acquired a different person's heart, I will certainly still rip this heart from the lifeless corpse it was attached to and put it to much better use than rotting in the ground. Why let something so beautiful go to waste like that? Best part is that she actually really likes heart defects (examining them) and hearts that have somehow been hurt or injured. I told her today about this person potentially existing and she got very, very excited. She is very shy about her sexuality and literally mortified of talking about it to most people. Ever since she can remember she used to get really nervous going to the doctor because she knew they were going to listen to her heartbeat with a stethoscope (she loves when I do this to her). The idea that not only does someone (other than me) possibly understands her interest but are willing to donate their own heart knowing how it is going to be used pretty much moved her to tears. She imagined what it must be like knowing you are going to die as a result of a "bad" (sexy) heart but knowing that said heart will still be beating for her to listen to after death. We both wondered if we would meet anyone whom we could donate our hearts for exactly the same reason.

+1 to ya...

We all have our Quirks...i totally understand that for some odd reason ...cuz i...myself would like to eat human flesh   :o

silly huh?   :-\

anyhow, Good Luck on Your Endeavours :)

Peace,

ChemCat

8)
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: Namarrg0n on March 24, 2013, 04:39 pm
I don't think you could preserve a working human heart in any liquid as it would need continuous Glucose supply in all cells, the right K+ and Na+-levels and much more.
You could ask in a morgue for a heart and preserve it in Formaldehyde - a preserved heart I think would be not able to beat even if you apply electricity but you would like to research that and build a special glass-container with electrodes in your heart to make it appear as if it was alive... 8)
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: parabol on March 24, 2013, 04:48 pm
@poppermachine

I bet she loves the beginning of Nine Inch Nails - Closer video

clearnet
http://vimeo.com/3554226

Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: poppermachine on March 24, 2013, 05:47 pm
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I don't think you could preserve a working human hearth in any liquid as it would need continuous Glucose supply in all cells, the right K+ and Na+-levels and much more.
You could ask in a morgue for a hearth and preserve it in Formaldehyde - a preserved hearth I think would be not able to beat even if you apply electricity but you would like to research that and build a special glass-container with electrodes in your hearth to make it appear as if it was alive... 8)

It does not necessarily have to be directly pumped by electricity. I was thinking a glass mechanism that would be nearly invisible while submerged. I know a glassblower who was just going to help me make something really nice. To be honest my girlfriend knows way more about anatomy than I do.

http://li7qxmk72kp3sgz4.onion/image.php?img=05d53a42&key=AuLKgfRkyVVKIVXS
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: HOUSE on March 24, 2013, 06:15 pm
Wow..... you must be really weak in bed.

Instead of all these shenanigans, get her to give me a call and I'll let her listen to my throbbing cock instead.
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: CrazyBart on March 24, 2013, 06:21 pm
Could one of you kindly tell me why this is being treated like a joke? I had two people respond to me privately but I feel like they are the same person and they have not yet responded to me. I am looking for someone who can complete this transaction within escrow. I do not see how this violates the rules or even the spirit of the rules. Could someone also fill me in as to why I'm not going to find one on here. I see people asking for wholesale cocaine and selling cyanide. I figure with all of the not so normal people on here at least one of them will be able to produce a pound of flesh that can be harvested from one of many sources in exchange for money. Specifically BTC, not ducats.

now i think you are just trolling
But it violates the rules because there would be practically no way to sell you a heart that hasnt been stolen. stolen goods are prohibited.
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: Namarrg0n on March 24, 2013, 06:47 pm
So why don't you try it at your local morgue? I think you will be able to find someone who needs money and thinks that dead people don't need their heart...

If you manage to get you plan working I'd like to see a video of that heart beating just because I'm interested in the mechanics of your glass-container...
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: onetwothree on March 24, 2013, 07:33 pm
semi sketchy drug connect

Your local pot connect offers you some human hearts and is only classified as SEMI sketchy ?!? LOL

I have no idea what's happening in this thread, but I love it with my whole human heart (and no you can't have it)
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: ChemCat on March 24, 2013, 07:37 pm
Nom Nom Nom goes the Weasle!!!   

LOL


 :P
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: poppermachine on March 24, 2013, 07:58 pm
But it violates the rules because there would be practically no way to sell you a heart that hasnt been stolen. stolen goods are prohibited.

Would you mind expanding this? I'm not following how all hearts must have been stolen. Surely there are people out there who would donate their heart upon death.

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So why don't you try it at your local morgue? I think you will be able to find someone who needs money and thinks that dead people don't need their heart..

Those sound very stolen from their previous owners to me.

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Your local pot connect offers you some human hearts and is only classified as SEMI sketchy ?!? LOL

Well he does sell some mediocre pot but he's more of a fellow research chemical enthusiast. Who has bullshitted me multiple times in regards to the research chemicals he's had.
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: CrazyBart on March 24, 2013, 08:17 pm
But it violates the rules because there would be practically no way to sell you a heart that hasnt been stolen. stolen goods are prohibited.

Would you mind expanding this? I'm not following how all hearts must have been stolen. Surely there are people out there who would donate their heart upon death.

Ya, people donate there body to science all the time. They donate them to specific programs, those programs then are the owners of the entire cadaver. Even ones that are at Universities are not owned by that university, they are simply on loan.
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: poppermachine on March 24, 2013, 08:45 pm
So why can't I (or someone who has read this thread) enter a private agreement with another person in which they freely agree to give up their heart once they die? I don't see how that is stealing at all. All I want is a freely given heart, I don't see what the big deal is. Obviously if they knew what their heart was being used for it would be a huge plus but is not a requirement. As silly as it might sound to some people, the origin of the heart is going to have a significant impact upon how appealing it is to her. She would much rather have the heart of someone who would be happy that their heart is going to be used by a cardiophile after their death. Someone who freely donated their heart with no strings attached would be a good and more common alternative. Something about the idea of taking someone's heart without their permission (via bribery, theft, whatever) is just a huge turn off.
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: CrazyBart on March 24, 2013, 09:27 pm
obviously you are not going to ind what you are looking for here. Not saying i am against it or anything and your reason for wanting a heart is as legitimate as anyone elses, but id probably give up for the moment.
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: scout on March 24, 2013, 09:34 pm
Now that I understand you are serious, let me restate this in a similarly serious fashion: it's not going to happen.  SR isn't in the business of trafficking organs, even if we are a black market.  We're just not that kind of black market.
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: HEATFan on March 24, 2013, 09:35 pm
obviously you are not going to ind what you are looking for here. Not saying i am against it or anything and your reason for wanting a heart is as legitimate as anyone elses, but id probably give up for the moment.

This seems like some really shit advice. Why give up? Just because he hasn't found it yet?

Keep looking OP. Personally, I hope you find what you're looking for and I also think you're in the semi-appropriate place for it. I'd probably start my search here too, who knows, maybe someone will come through for you.

You might also want to try black market reloaded and the armory.

One way or another, thanks for bringing this topic up. I think it started a good discussion of the limitations of SR and I don't think you've crossed those limitations yet. Good luck!

Now that I understand you are serious, let me restate this in a similarly serious fashion: it's not going to happen.  SR isn't in the business of trafficking organs, even if we are a black market.  We're just not that kind of black market.


Scout, could you please reference me to any specific rules saying that human organs wouldn't be allowed on SR or any rules which would disqualify their sale? Thanks.
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: scout on March 25, 2013, 01:05 am
I owe the OP an apology as DPR has just let me know that I should not make assumptions about policy.  It was my mistake, and I was simply trying to tell you that I thought it went against the rules.  I apologize.  DPR has asked me to tell you to contact him.

Again, I'm sorry - I was 100% certain that the sale of human organs on SR would be completely against the rules.  I was wrong and I'm sorry. 
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: onetwothree on March 25, 2013, 01:10 am
Oh God yes.
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: HEATFan on March 25, 2013, 01:13 am
I owe the OP an apology as DPR has just let me know that I should not make assumptions about policy.  It was my mistake, and I was simply trying to tell you that I thought it went against the rules.  I apologize.  DPR has asked me to tell you to contact him.

Again, I'm sorry - I was 100% certain that the sale of human organs on SR would be completely against the rules.  I was wrong and I'm sorry. 

The plot thickens. What happens next? Does his girlfriend ever satisfy her desires? Does DPR sell the heart himself? Does OP get scammed?

Tune in next time on HUMAN HEARTS
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: midlandsmafia on March 25, 2013, 01:23 am
No fucking way, this is really happening lol ..
Anyhow I hear the Israelis run that game of organ trafficking. I'm sure there was a .onion site that was based in Israel selling various stuff. I'm sure they'd help you.. xqz3u5drneuzhaeo.onion . Although I don't understand Hebrew, and I'm too lazy to use Google translate.

And when this does happen could you please update us..
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: HEATFan on March 25, 2013, 01:35 am
No fucking way, this is really happening lol ..
Anyhow I hear the Israelis run that game of organ trafficking. I'm sure there was a .onion site that was based in Israel selling various stuff. I'm sure they'd help you.. xqz3u5drneuzhaeo.onion . Although I don't understand Hebrew, and I'm too lazy to use Google translate.

And when this does happen could you please update us..

Probably harvesting organs from people who have been injured during the violence there. Or the Syrian civil war. I wonder if OP would want an organ from them someone who died as a result of that.
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: poppermachine on March 25, 2013, 01:57 am
I owe the OP an apology as DPR has just let me know that I should not make assumptions about policy.  It was my mistake, and I was simply trying to tell you that I thought it went against the rules.  I apologize.  DPR has asked me to tell you to contact him.

Again, I'm sorry - I was 100% certain that the sale of human organs on SR would be completely against the rules.  I was wrong and I'm sorry.

No hard feelings, just glad everything was cleared up.
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: Yoshitoshi on March 25, 2013, 01:57 pm
You're sure say, an iPad with some kind of animated anatomy app, propped up on the nightstand wouldn't cut it? Failing that, experiment first with a sheep or beef heart from a good butchers. They're real cheap!

Most jurisdictions are quite prickly about any human body parts not being interred/burned along with the rest of the body after death, other than for "officially-sanctioned" uses.

A guy in London donated his skull to a theater recently specifically to be used in productions of Hamlet, somehow.

If anything was to go wrong with any eventual "transaction", are you completely sure you could handle any subsequent investigation and the horrible fucking headlines that would surely result?! If there's one thing worse than needing a pickled organ to get off, it must be being known across the world as the "sicko" who needs such a thing. Such a story would definitely go inter/national, as well as giving a whole new ton of serious fucking impetus to those who would like to destroy the Road...

Sorry I couldn't be more upbeat in my assessment...
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: ProudCannabian on March 25, 2013, 02:54 pm
Sorry for your hard time on this Scout.
I think it is not really in the spirit of SR to sell organs.
DPR might run the show, but the customers definitely speak their mind around here.
The Armory is a good example.

Enough people here objected to guns, and then the Armory was created to give those folks their own site.
It didn't last too long though.

I think organs would have the same impact, seeing how most illegal sales of organs require illegal means of harvesting said organs.
There is no legal mechanism to sell an organ between two people.  You can donate an organ, but it is illegal to be paid for one.
This is due to organ theft, blackmail, underground slavery (a source of organs), etc.
While it would be cool to have a human heart, it would be just as easy, realistic and far more legal to get a pig or cow heart, and tell her it was human.  She would still get off.
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: poppermachine on March 25, 2013, 04:25 pm
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I think organs would have the same impact, seeing how most illegal sales of organs require illegal means of harvesting said organs.
There is no legal mechanism to sell an organ between two people.  You can donate an organ, but it is illegal to be paid for one.
This is due to organ theft, blackmail, underground slavery (a source of organs), etc.

I reject the current legal system set in place by my alleged government and do not recognize it's laws as legitimate. If they want to forcefully stop me from doing what I'm going to do, they can come and find me and stop me.  I do not care if the organ I receive is "illegal".  I only care if it is ethically acquired and sexy as fuck. 

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If anything was to go wrong with any eventual "transaction", are you completely sure you could handle any subsequent investigation and the horrible fucking headlines that would surely result?! If there's one thing worse than needing a pickled organ to get off, it must be being known across the world as the "sicko" who needs such a thing. Such a story would definitely go inter/national, as well as giving a whole new ton of serious fucking impetus to those who would like to destroy the Road...

She does not "need" a pickled human heart to get off. Mine works just fine for that, and honestly it's not even necessary (she can get off without listening to a heart just fine). This would simply be like a very, very sexy gift, not too dissimilar from a vibrator.

While it would be cool to have a human heart, it would be just as easy, realistic and far more legal to get a pig or cow heart, and tell her it was human.  She would still get off.

She'll figure it out. In fact, she's the one who's going to be inspecting it to make sure it's real. She's very knowledgeable when it comes to anatomy.

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You're sure say, an iPad with some kind of animated anatomy app, propped up on the nightstand wouldn't cut it? Failing that, experiment first with a sheep or beef heart from a good butchers. They're real cheap!

We do things like that all the time. It's simply not nearly as sexy as a real human heart. Would you rather watch two girls get it on on an I-pad or in person right in front of you? Or how about two blow up dolls getting it on? Or what if I blindfolded you and told you to jerk off to the sound of two animals fucking? How's that going to work out for you?
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: poppermachine on March 25, 2013, 04:29 pm
Also, I apologize in advance if my thread leads to the eventual destruction of the Silk Road.
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: Yoshitoshi on March 25, 2013, 05:12 pm
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Or what if I blindfolded you and told you to jerk off to the sound of two animals fucking? How's that going to work out for you?

PM your address, I'll be right over!

Sounds like you must throw some fucking wild parties   ;)
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: poppermachine on March 25, 2013, 05:33 pm
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Or what if I blindfolded you and told you to jerk off to the sound of two animals fucking? How's that going to work out for you?

PM your address, I'll be right over!

Sounds like you must throw some fucking wild parties   ;)

How about you PM me yours and I bring the animals?
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: Yoshitoshi on March 25, 2013, 05:39 pm
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Or what if I blindfolded you and told you to jerk off to the sound of two animals fucking? How's that going to work out for you?

PM your address, I'll be right over!

Sounds like you must throw some fucking wild parties   ;)

How about you PM me yours and I bring the animals?

The lease doesn't allow pets!

Getting back to the matter in hand (thorax?) what about a soft replica? I'm sure there's FX workshops around Hollywood who could still come in much cheaper than a real one...

Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: Meowington on March 25, 2013, 07:07 pm
Can I just sub to this thread? +1 to OP and ChemCat. I love your posts:)
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: Meowington on March 25, 2013, 07:09 pm
also +1 for scout for being such a good sport ^_^
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: ChemCat on March 25, 2013, 07:44 pm
LOL  Right On!! 

+1 Right back atcha  :)

now i gots tuh get back to the kitchen cookin my neighbor into a stew cuz they took my newspaper LOL

:P


**  MMMMM.......Pickled neighbor Feets!!  ****


Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: valakki on March 25, 2013, 09:30 pm
One of my girlfriends is a sexually aroused by even the thought of a human heartbeat. Listening to one beating in a live human's chest drives her wild. Seeing one as clear as day beating right in front of her with only a thin layer of glass separating it from her fingertips? Haven't been able to pull that off yet.

How are you planning to make a frozen heart beat again?

 the sound and the looks are really fuckin different! Listening to a heartbeat is fantastic and i can understand the arousal!
but getting it from a dead piece of flesh would be more like necrophilia. are you sure the girl is up for it?



Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: poppermachine on March 25, 2013, 09:44 pm
One of my girlfriends is a sexually aroused by even the thought of a human heartbeat. Listening to one beating in a live human's chest drives her wild. Seeing one as clear as day beating right in front of her with only a thin layer of glass separating it from her fingertips? Haven't been able to pull that off yet.

How are you planning to make a frozen heart beat again?

 the sound and the looks are really fuckin different! Listening to a heartbeat is fantastic and i can understand the arousal!
but getting it from a dead piece of flesh would be more like necrophilia. are you sure the girl is up for it?

She is not a necrophiliac but she likes dark and morbid things, especially related to death. She is definitley up for it. I don't think it will be easy but that doesn't mean I'm not going to try. Even if I fail a preserved heart by itself would be fantastic and very sexy.

Getting back to the matter in hand (thorax?) what about a soft replica? I'm sure there's FX workshops around Hollywood who could still come in much cheaper than a real one...

I'm sure there are. They can also make fake sex organs. Does that make them as good as the real deal?
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: Meowington on March 25, 2013, 10:06 pm
One of my girlfriends is a sexually aroused by even the thought of a human heartbeat. Listening to one beating in a live human's chest drives her wild. Seeing one as clear as day beating right in front of her with only a thin layer of glass separating it from her fingertips? Haven't been able to pull that off yet.

How are you planning to make a frozen heart beat again?

 the sound and the looks are really fuckin different! Listening to a heartbeat is fantastic and i can understand the arousal!
but getting it from a dead piece of flesh would be more like necrophilia. are you sure the girl is up for it?

She is not a necrophiliac but she likes dark and morbid things, especially related to death. She is definitley up for it. I don't think it will be easy but that doesn't mean I'm not going to try. Even if I fail a preserved heart by itself would be fantastic and very sexy.

Getting back to the matter in hand (thorax?) what about a soft replica? I'm sure there's FX workshops around Hollywood who could still come in much cheaper than a real one...

I'm sure there are. They can also make fake sex organs. Does that make them as good as the real deal?

this made me laugh really hard XD Thanks OP... what a wonderful view of things. :)
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: Yoshitoshi on March 25, 2013, 10:10 pm
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I'm sure there are. They can also make fake sex organs. Does that make them as good as the real deal?

You didn't mention inserting the organ (so far).

Some would say some of the fakes are better looking than some of the real things tho  ;)
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: poppermachine on March 25, 2013, 10:39 pm
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You didn't mention inserting the organ (so far).

Some would say some of the fakes are better looking than some of the real things tho

Authenticity and origin are a significant aspect of the appeal. If it didn't matter where it came from, I could simply rob a fresh corpse. Obviously that is not very sexy. She actually finds defective or injured hearts particularly attractive. The one candidate that might exist is dieing of a heart related illness and is particularly appealing if it is the real deal.
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: Skeezer on March 25, 2013, 10:46 pm
Hows about I sell you a new girlfriend instead? 'Twould be easier it seems.
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: echo_ on March 25, 2013, 11:15 pm
A good heart will cost you $100,000. Moreover, it must be preserved under semi-cryogenic conditions, and implanted with electrodes that run on a timer. Even then, it will not last long.

It would be very nice though, if the battery could be implanted within the heart and the electrodes would run until the heart died.
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: BruceCampbell on March 25, 2013, 11:46 pm
What you need to do is smoke a bunch of meth and go butcher a prostitute in a hotel room with a steak knife like everyone else.
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: Meowington on March 26, 2013, 12:36 am
What you need to do is smoke a bunch of meth and go butcher a prostitute in a hotel room with a steak knife like everyone else.

I second this notion... +1 for you Sir
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: poppermachine on March 26, 2013, 05:07 am
A good heart will cost you $100,000. Moreover, it must be preserved under semi-cryogenic conditions, and implanted with electrodes that run on a timer. Even then, it will not last long.

It would be very nice though, if the battery could be implanted within the heart and the electrodes would run until the heart died.

i don't want a live heart, I want one that's preserved.
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: lelmeriodici on March 26, 2013, 05:13 am
Hey poppermachine, I'm sorry these people are harassing you, they just don't understand.  I'm in the market for a human heart or two myself, so let me know how the transaction goes and if you get any extras (say a kidney or thumb or something) from the vendor.

Thanks!

lelmeriodici
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: poppermachine on March 26, 2013, 05:40 am
Hey poppermachine, I'm sorry these people are harassing you, they just don't understand.  I'm in the market for a human heart or two myself, so let me know how the transaction goes and if you get any extras (say a kidney or thumb or something) from the vendor.

Thanks!

lelmeriodici

How much will you pay for what? If you don't care where it comes from I'm pretty sure I can hook you up in the at some point in the future. I know a few drug addicts who are complete wastes of human life who might OD in the next year or so and under the right conditions I might get first dibs on their bodies. They won't agree to give me their hearts when they die so they are not really useable to me.
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: HEATFan on March 26, 2013, 05:51 am
Hey poppermachine, I'm sorry these people are harassing you, they just don't understand.  I'm in the market for a human heart or two myself, so let me know how the transaction goes and if you get any extras (say a kidney or thumb or something) from the vendor.

Thanks!

lelmeriodici

How much will you pay for what? If you don't care where it comes from I'm pretty sure I can hook you up in the at some point in the future. I know a few drug addicts who are complete wastes of human life who might OD in the next year or so and under the right conditions I might get first dibs on their bodies. They won't agree to give me their hearts when they die so they are not really useable to me.

So what have they agreed to give you? This thread keeps getting more awesome.
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: poppermachine on March 26, 2013, 06:06 am
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So what have they agreed to give you? This thread keeps getting more awesome.

A headache. They are really fucking annoying and think that me wanting their organs after they die is really creepy. But I have no problem chopping them up and selling their body parts for money. Just not for pleasure.
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: HEATFan on March 26, 2013, 06:30 am
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So what have they agreed to give you? This thread keeps getting more awesome.

A headache. They are really fucking annoying and think that me wanting their organs after they die is really creepy. But I have no problem chopping them up and selling their body parts for money. Just not for pleasure.

Would you know how to properly dissect a human? Have you practiced before? Its not just as easy as "chopping them up".
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: poppermachine on March 26, 2013, 08:03 am
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So what have they agreed to give you? This thread keeps getting more awesome.

A headache. They are really fucking annoying and think that me wanting their organs after they die is really creepy. But I have no problem chopping them up and selling their body parts for money. Just not for pleasure.

Would you know how to properly dissect a human? Have you practiced before? Its not just as easy as "chopping them up".

I've only ever dissected animals but I would also be selling the parts at a pretty highly discounted rate vs what they are actually worth to make up my lack of skill and further adjusted for mistakes. I doubt anything I part out could really be used for anything practical. I might have a friend who could theoretically do it but I don't know he would feel about performing the task himself. He would certainly advise me.
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: ChemCat on March 26, 2013, 12:53 pm
####CLEANET WARNING####

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Bovine-Heart-for-Dissection-or-Display-Preserved-and-Sealed-/200908718938?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item2ec717c35a

i know ya said ya wanted a "Human Heart"  but check this out ???

seriously..i believe through some extensive and thorough research you can find whaT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR oops...  lemme kbnow when they lkegalize cannibalism 'cuz i'd like to cook someones "Butt Roast"    ;)
:P
Peace,

ChemCat

8)
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: ChemCat on March 26, 2013, 01:05 pm
anywhoooo...i wish ya luck on yur quest!!  we all have our quirks.... me personally i'd like to hump a midget with no legs while they r being held in a basket  LOL

Peace,

Chemcat

8)
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: lelmeriodici on March 26, 2013, 01:13 pm
poppermachine, I'm a bit short on cash..... maybe I'll cut out my kidney and trade it.  Sound good?
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: ChemCat on March 26, 2013, 01:15 pm
i thought about sellin something from within myself before  ???

then ...i passed out at the thought of losing an organ ???
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: poppermachine on March 26, 2013, 02:15 pm
####CLEANET WARNING####

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Bovine-Heart-for-Dissection-or-Display-Preserved-and-Sealed-/200908718938?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item2ec717c35a

i know ya said ya wanted a "Human Heart"  but check this out ???

seriously..i believe through some extensive and thorough research you can find whaT YOU'RE LOOKING FOR oops...  lemme kbnow when they lkegalize cannibalism 'cuz i'd like to cook someones "Butt Roast"    ;)
:P
Peace,

ChemCat

8)

I was really not interested in animal organs, but wow that is cheap, I actually had someone offer me a pig heart they would surgically remove themselves for 7-10k. I've had a few people PM me serious offers for human hearts, but the only one that definitely seems legitimate is way out of my current price range ($25,000+). Someone else offered "stolen" hearts for $2000 each (supposedly many are available to be stolen), but I am highly suspicious of the legitimacy and frankly not all that excited about buying a stolen heart that is supposedly cleared for transplants and could be used to save a life. If I knew it was legit and they were defective/unusable hearts I would have jumped on it on a heartbeat. Any chance you could edit out that link from you're post?
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: ChemCat on March 26, 2013, 02:22 pm
would a deer heart possibly do?  i mean ..  they are strong ...they mate with passion....picture if you will...the erotica of a deer..the stamina.... ..... heck i dont know  LOL

juust tryin to hep ya out here  ;)

Peace,\

ChemCat

8)
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: lelmeriodici on March 26, 2013, 02:52 pm
Hey poppermachine if you run across any human heads in your travels, let me know.  I've always wanted to mount a head on a plaque and put it in my dining room.....




 :o
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: PervertedPrude on March 26, 2013, 04:03 pm
I think a problem with your plan is that if you want it to beat, I'm pretty damn sure it's going to have to be a live heart. If it's preserved, it might still look pretty, but it won't beat again.
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: OzFreelancer on March 26, 2013, 10:43 pm
Hey poppermachine if you run across any human heads in your travels, let me know.  I've always wanted to mount a head on a plaque and put it in my dining room.....




 :o

Someone was scoping out interest for shrunken heads in the Product Offers section last year ::)
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: lelmeriodici on March 27, 2013, 01:59 am
Hmmm, if they're shrunken I want a buy one get one deal. ;)
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: hopoffporfavor on March 27, 2013, 02:54 am
I hate this kind of thing! There's tons of them around, walking past you by the hundreds

But you can't have a single one.
Title: Re: Human Hearts
Post by: ChemCat on March 27, 2013, 03:04 am
hopoffporfavor...  +1

just wanted to drag this out a bit   ( Rolls Eyes)


:)

Peace,

ChemCat

8)