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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: FunkDoobiest on February 21, 2013, 06:55 am

Title: i need 50 posts and 2.7 bitcoins
Post by: FunkDoobiest on February 21, 2013, 06:55 am
Hey there all my fellow travelers of SR:) I am brand new to the road and created my account because i am on the hunt for real mdma/mda. I have never rolled before and am almost 28. I can't find the real deal around where I live, I have been looking for two years,Only shitty meph where IM at. I can't wait to have my first roll. I actually lay awake at night and imagine it lol.  So IM trying to get 50 posts and 2.7 btc. If anyone has any spare bitcoins and would send them my way I would love you sooo much. I don't have a way of getting any myself right now.. I've seen other people get helped out in this manner before and thought "how awesome are those people."  So who wants to help me pop my SR cherry and my MDMA cherry  all at once? ;) Please and  THANK YOU to everyone!  Oh and feel free to leave me any tips as to what vendor is good for US domestic. I was thinking LIF's MDA possibly for my first timetime. Suggestions welcome, and please no posts telling me I should buy my own bitcoins, or anything negative. I am serious when I say I can't get my own right now. Just looking for a little love :) we all need a Lil help sometimes.

ONE

Title: Re: i need 50 posts and 2.7 bitcoins
Post by: FunkDoobiest on February 21, 2013, 07:10 am
Correction, I meant to say ILF's MDA, Also if your feeling generous my name on the SR is DoobiestFunk. Help a girl out please :)
Title: Re: i need 50 posts and 2.7 bitcoins
Post by: ANocioni5 on February 21, 2013, 07:21 am
Honestly good luck. 2.7 bitcoins is like what, 50 bucks?
I would help but I'm saving for another purchase, if I had any"spare change" I would give it to you.
But anyways good luck
Title: Re: i need 50 posts and 2.7 bitcoins
Post by: blisterex on February 21, 2013, 07:44 am
lol

"please no posts telling me I should buy my own bitcoins, or anything negative. I am serious when I say I can't get my own right now."

maybe you shouldn't be here in the first place if that's the case, hmm?

also more lol

"help a girl out please :)"

hilarious
Title: Re: i need 50 posts and 2.7 bitcoins
Post by: scout on February 21, 2013, 07:52 am
Have to admit I laughed at that oh-so-casual mention of being a girl.  lol.
Title: Re: i need 50 posts and 2.7 bitcoins
Post by: FunkDoobiest on February 21, 2013, 08:02 am
That's fine. I know what your implying with all the " Lols" you may think that everyone is out to get someone or looking for the next big score, but that's not always the case.  I know it's tough for ya but have a little faith in humanity. You don't know my situation, you shouldn't just assume thinngs. Just for your info I live in a very rural part of northern Michigan. I don't have a debit card and the closet store is almost 45 miles away. I don't even know where I could but a green for card up here.....as for your comment about me saying I was a girl,i didn't even mean it like that. It's just an expression. Geeze
Title: Re: i need 50 posts and 2.7 bitcoins
Post by: blisterex on February 21, 2013, 08:09 am
i guess i just think if that's your situation, you have better things to do than bummin' for bitcoins. although i guess if you're from michigan it is in the wee hours of the morning right now.
Title: Re: i need 50 posts and 2.7 bitcoins
Post by: FunkDoobiest on February 21, 2013, 08:10 am
The best compensation I could offer is a couple grams of some OG Kush that I have. It's dense nugs with lots of nice trics. Better than the weed I see on SR, thats for sure. Also, I have 5 20mg adderall  IR I could throw in.
Title: Re: i need 50 posts and 2.7 bitcoins
Post by: FunkDoobiest on February 21, 2013, 08:19 am
I know 2.7 is a lot, but not of it's contributed by say, 5 or 6 different people. I just wanna try real MDA or Mdma, IM desperate lol (obviously). There's generous people out there, I know it.
Title: Re: i need 50 posts and 2.7 bitcoins
Post by: FunkDoobiest on February 21, 2013, 09:27 am
  :P see someone already deposited 1.2 btc in my account. Only1.5 more tI go. CNN if this happens IM going to be so pumped. I wanna try molly so bad
Title: Re: i need 50 posts and 2.7 bitcoins
Post by: blisterex on February 21, 2013, 09:34 am
well good for you. glad someone has decided to be generous :)
Title: Re: i need 50 posts and 2.7 bitcoins
Post by: 1st on February 21, 2013, 09:52 am
hey guys, I'm a girl, but that has nothing to do with what I'm asking for.  I live in rural Michigan as well, like FunkDoobiest.  If anyone can help me with 1.5 bitcoin, after I gave 1.2 bitcoin to FunkDoobiest, I realized I gave her bitcoin I didn't have.  I'd really appreciate it, and what goes around comes around.  I'm 1st on SR as well, if you care.

Thanks guys!
Title: Re: i need 50 posts and 2.7 bitcoins
Post by: FunkDoobiest on February 21, 2013, 10:04 am
Now this my friend would be someone to laugh at ^. This is not the nice person who was generous enough to give me 1.2 btc.  Wow did you not think I'd call you out?
Title: Re: i need 50 posts and 2.7 bitcoins
Post by: FunkDoobiest on February 21, 2013, 10:32 am
All I need is another 1.3 btc , anybody please help me out. IM sooo close.      :D
Title: Re: i need 50 posts and 2.7 bitcoins
Post by: computeruser on February 21, 2013, 10:47 am
good luck
Title: Re: i need 50 posts and 2.7 bitcoins
Post by: soMbraFataL on February 21, 2013, 11:37 am
good luck on your quest!
Title: Re: i need 50 posts and 2.7 bitcoins
Post by: cktwo on February 21, 2013, 11:54 am
y dont u do it like everyone else pay for ur bitcoins??

p.s. shake ur tits at the guys u might get a better response... ; )
Title: Re: i need 50 posts and 2.7 bitcoins
Post by: cktwo on February 21, 2013, 11:56 am
p.p.ps

i need 50 posts too!! we got so much in common maybe u should touch my penis lovely...
Title: Re: i need 50 posts and 2.7 bitcoins
Post by: FunkDoobiest on February 21, 2013, 12:10 pm
I wish it were as simple as flashing my tits for 1.3 btc lol. I'd be all over ,that lol ;)
Title: Re: i need 50 posts and 2.7 bitcoins
Post by: dave06 on February 21, 2013, 12:33 pm
i think no one would pay for a pic of tits
when he can get it for free while surfing the web
Title: Re: i need 50 posts and 2.7 bitcoins
Post by: MainStay on February 21, 2013, 12:35 pm
I'm confused. Are you really a girl? Is there really a place in Michigan that's 45 minutes from the nearest store? WTF, America.
LOL ;)
Title: Re: i need 50 posts and 2.7 bitcoins
Post by: FunkDoobiest on February 21, 2013, 12:50 pm
Let me clarify. I was never trying to use pics of my tits to trade for bit coins. That was just a previous posters  idea of being funny. Yes I am a girl, not like it matters, and yes the closest store to me is 45 min and Closest bank is one hour. I live in a small village in the upper peninsula. We do have a small market for food and stuff but they don't do money transfers there. When I say a small store I mean like the size of  a gas station. We deal with cash in town. The bank is too far and inconvenient. That's why I don't have a active debit card.  I want to try Molly so bad that it's resorted to begging for btc on here to get a little bit. I've always wanted go try it and now IM only 1.3 bit coins away. The first 1.4 got donated almost right after I startedthis thread by two very nice people, but this last 1.3 isn't coming in so easy lol
Title: Re: i need 50 posts and 2.7 bitcoins
Post by: Joebelowme on February 21, 2013, 12:55 pm
Hey there all my fellow travelers of SR:) I am brand new to the road and created my account because i am on the hunt for real mdma/mda. I have never rolled before and am almost 28. I can't find the real deal around where I live, I have been looking for two years,Only shitty meph where IM at. I can't wait to have my first roll. I actually lay awake at night and imagine it lol.  So IM trying to get 50 posts and 2.7 btc. If anyone has any spare bitcoins and would send them my way I would love you sooo much. I don't have a way of getting any myself right now.. I've seen other people get helped out in this manner before and thought "how awesome are those people."  So who wants to help me pop my SR cherry and my MDMA cherry  all at once? ;) Please and  THANK YOU to everyone!  Oh and feel free to leave me any tips as to what vendor is good for US domestic. I was thinking LIF's MDA possibly for my first timetime. Suggestions welcome, and please no posts telling me I should buy my own bitcoins, or anything negative. I am serious when I say I can't get my own right now. Just looking for a little love :) we all need a Lil help sometimes.

ONE

I need 50 posts.