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Title: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: Ballzinator on February 06, 2013, 09:43 pm
Okay, so unfortunately BlarghRawr has left the forums.
He suggested to me that I could take over maintenance of the Reliable Reviewers Thread. I happily accepted this task.

How it works:
Each "data set" of the list will contain the forum username, the drugs the user is willing to review and an optional comment (for any additional data).
Example data set of a user named CuntNugget, who likes MDxx, LSD and 2Cs:
• CuntNugget | MDxx, LSD, 2Cs | Mecke, Marquis test available
Unavailable data will be represented by a dash (-).

There will be multiple lists:
- Reliable Reviewers
- Low-Detail Reviewers
- Bad Reviewers

Users will be grouped by country and within their groups sorted alphabetically.

If you want to be on the list, PM me with this template:
Links to reviews you have done;
Drugs you want to review;
Country;
Additional comments like reagents available etc.

Vendors can offer samples here or PM users directly.

If you have received a sample through this thread, feel free to post your review here as well.
Vendors, if you send a sample for review to someone from this list and they don't review it, please call them out here and PM me.


Reliable Reviewers:
Australia:
• anton | weed, stimulants, heroin, shrooms | ROAs: insufflation, ingestion, vaporization
• aussiepp | any except RCs | -
• moksha | - | -
• Tellemetree | heroin, fentanyl, cocaine, crack, mephedrone, cannabis (hash, oil), MDMA, LSD, 2C-B, meth, amphetamine | -

Austria:
• bamoida2 | meth, amphetamine, 4-MAR, cocaine, FAs, MDPV, heroin, opium, LSD, 2Cs, DMT, cannabis (all forms), rare psychedelics | 0.001g scale; all ROAs; purity/adulterant analysis via liquid chromatography (not always available)

Canada:
• BigScrote | cannabis (all forms), MDMA, benzos, LSD, GHB | sometimes in USA
• snark | - | -
• thrasher | - | -
• TK1991 | international: ketamine, coke, MDMA, LSD, GHB, meth, amphetamine; domestic only: alprazolam, cannabis, E pills, DMT, 2C-B | milligram scale available; paraphernalia for every ROA except IV/IM available

Central Europe:
• ∞aliaseses∞ | opiates (all kinds), benzos, amphetamines, cocaine | -

EU:
• klm2233 | cannabis (weed, hash, oil, edibles, med. products), MDMA (crystal, pills), 2C-B | -

Europe:
• RaFaeL5 | coke, MDMA, LSD, hash, ketamine | milligram scale; testing kits: RED-e-meter (coke), EZ-test ketamine, EZ-test MDMA, EZ-test LSD, LSD test from "smart blend" (also tests DMT, harmala, MDMA, MDA, ketamine, LSD, DOM and many others; see user image #1 below)

Germany:
• Ballzinator | any | psychedelics specialist, but will try most other drugs; cannabis domestic only!

Sweden:
• Zookie | any | no: crack, meth, heroin

UK:
• makku | weed, hash, MDMA, coke | can get testing kits
• PrincessHIGH | coke, amphetamine, weed, hash, MDMA, diazepam | EZ Test Coke Purity + Cut
• soralangg | MDMA, ketamine, cannabis, coke, amphetamine | short hiatus from psychedelics
• thecrackhead | MDMA, weed, hash, ketamine, LSD, DMT, meth, amphetamine | -
• ukbenjy | cannabis (all forms) | -

USA:
• AnonymousAddict | any opiates, benzos, coke, DMT | -
• BenJesuit | any | -
• boomer1932 | LSD, mescaline, shrooms, NBOMes, DMT, MDxx, coke, ketamine, MXE, opium, cannabis | milligram scale, camera available
• Boonanny | cannabis (all forms), shrooms, DMT, LSD | -
• buyer7697 | - | -
• b0lixtrader | cocaine, opiates, benzos, shrooms, LSD, cannabis (all forms), MDMA | -
• dirtybiscuitzz718 | weed, hash, PCP, LSD, MDMA, opiates, cocaine, ketamine, shrooms, benzos, amphetamines, poppers | NIK kit
• DivineMomentsofTruth | anything | Marquis
• dothedamnthing | cannabis (all forms), cocaine, benzos| -
• DrGonzoII | - | -
• fl4r3 | cannabis | -
• greenturtle | - | -
• HEATFan | cannabis (all forms), MDMA, LSD, shrooms, promethazine/codeine syrup | -
• Howabsurd91 | - | -
• jhancock1984 | - | -
• jmoney113 | cannabis (weed, concentrates), MDMA, shrooms, LSD, mescaline, other psychedelics, benzos, opiates | -
• JoeyGPesci007 | - | Mecke, Marquis, Scott's A & B
• KandyKidd | cannabis, coke, benzos, GHB, ketamine, 2C-B, LSD, shrooms | EZ Test C Purity + Cut
• lesseroftwoweevils | - | Mecke, maybe Marquis
• l0verboy | coke, benzos, opiates, cannabis (all forms) | -
• MC Haberdasher | - | -
• metaphoe | - | -
• MixM8 | - | -
• monrovia | cannabis, opiates, benzos, psychedelics, ketamine | -
• Moon Fried | anything | reagents on request
• nitpi950 | anything but MDxx, meth, MAOIs | -
• norseman17 | - | -
• Nunya | - | -
• Nuyt | - | -
• nwportlandguy | coke, MDMA, cannabis, opiates, benzos, shrooms, LSD | -
• oban_18 | - | Marquis, EZTest Coke-Purity
• outoftheblocks | - | -
• ramrugger | cannabis, psychedelics, benzos, opiates, pain killers | -
• RicFlairIsGod86 | - | -
• robotrippin | - | -
• shhximxhiding | - | -
• Snoopish | - | -
• Stonedstupor | - | -
• THUMBSuP. | - | Scott, Ehrlich, Marquis, "I'm a fucking lab, son!"
• Trappy | euphoriants, social drugs, cannabis, psychedelics, opiates, nootropics, alprazolam | no: meth, 25x, DOx, diazepam, Salvia, tar heroin; at least two doses required
• UANDiR1 | cannabis (all forms), psychedelics | -
• Vanquish | anything but NBOMes | -
• wavelength | stimulants, psychedelics, cannabis | no: opiates, benzos
• ytabletrash | psychedelics, MDMA, methylone, cannabis (all forms) | Marquis
• zipstyle | MDxx, stimulants, short-acting psychedelics, cathinones, MXE, ergoloids, LSD, 2Cs, benzos, amphetamines | -

Western Europe:
• chil | 2Cs, MDMA, weed, coke, DMT, shrooms, mescaline, LSD, amphetamines | Ehrlich reagent available

Location unknown:
• Thizzed410 | - | Reagents Available


- Low-Detail Reviewers:
• brusselsprout | - | -
• niemtel | - | -


- Bad Reviewers:
• - | - | -


User images:
1.) http://xqz3u5drneuzhaeo.onion/users/qicpic/files/lbf.JPG (testing kits; by RaFaeL5)



Sorry that all the data about drug interest was lost this way but the old format was an incomprehensible clusterfuck. I suggest everyone on this list contact me with any change requests to their data sets.

Criticism and suggestions are always welcome.
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: snark on February 06, 2013, 10:34 pm
Thanks for taking this on Ballz :)
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: Ballzinator on February 06, 2013, 10:46 pm
Thanks for taking this on Ballz :)
Anything for the community :)
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: scout on February 06, 2013, 10:50 pm
I locked the prior thread for you to help avoid confusion -- if you need me to unlock it, let me know.
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: brusselsprout on February 07, 2013, 01:50 am
Hey Ballz, thanks for putting in the effort. I'm listed under low detail, I'm cool with that I guess, I'm fairly succinct with my feedback. It might be worth noting that I'm UK based and I only purchase cannabis based products.
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: shhximxhiding on February 07, 2013, 01:52 am
Wow,  first Rocker on the main site and now Blargh from here,  seems like we have lost some great members of our community this year.  Glad to see someone taking over the list and a shiny new thread is nice as well,  let me know if you need any information from me to keep me on it.
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: KandyKidd on February 07, 2013, 02:00 am
thanks ballz
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: Ballzinator on February 07, 2013, 12:59 pm
Okay, so since people don't seem to understand that they're supposed to say which drugs they're NOT willing to sample, we'll do it the old way. I already got some PMs to fill out the "willing to try" data.
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: Twelve_Pickles on February 07, 2013, 01:30 pm
could we remove my name from the list? i think that this could be diverted into a way to pool addresses.

thanks
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: dirtybiscuitzz718 on February 07, 2013, 03:12 pm
I think Blargh is back, and posted a thread saying his temporary leave was a rash drug induced decision. Some one was in the process of confirming it was in fact Blargh.
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: brusselsprout on February 07, 2013, 04:26 pm
Okay, so since people don't seem to understand that they're supposed to say which drugs they're NOT willing to sample, we'll do it the old way. I already got some PMs to fill out the "willing to try" data.
If that's directed at me, and it probably is, it seemed pretty pointless typing out a huge list of every drug except cannabis. If it's a hassle, go ahead and remove me. I'm fine with sticking to the UK thread.
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: Ballzinator on February 07, 2013, 06:10 pm
could we remove my name from the list? i think that this could be diverted into a way to pool addresses.

thanks
Done.
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: nwportlandguy on February 08, 2013, 01:46 am
Thanks Ballz for making this thread and putting me on the list.  Now, if I can only figure out how to make a living reviewing drugs, I'll have it all figured out!   :D
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: AnonymousAddict on February 08, 2013, 02:14 pm
I PM u my List of drugs i do and am willing to review and also drugs i dont do.. When u get the time, Update me bro..

If u need any help Updating this forum or anything id be glade to get on board with u.
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: Ballzinator on February 08, 2013, 02:33 pm
Okay I handled all update requests so far :)
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: DivineMomentsofTruth on February 08, 2013, 05:06 pm
Yay! I'm in!  :)
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: RaFaeL5 on February 09, 2013, 08:14 pm
THX 4 adding me - nice to have it "officialised"  ;D

wish you good continuation for this project - thank you for doing this!

Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: ramrugger on February 09, 2013, 08:25 pm
thanks again for getting this transitioned smoothly and with style, Ballz. I'm shooting a PM your way to update my "not willing"s.  8)
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: Moon Fried on February 10, 2013, 07:56 pm
Hey Ballz, I know I haven't been around the forums much recently, but I will be soon, so keep me on the list.

And add "anything" for drugs to be sampled.

I have no reagent tests at hand, but I will acquire them if I believe it's necessary.
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: Ballzinator on February 12, 2013, 07:41 pm
Hey Ballz, I know I haven't been around the forums much recently, but I will be soon, so keep me on the list.

And add "anything" for drugs to be sampled.

I have no reagent tests at hand, but I will acquire them if I believe it's necessary.
Done :)
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: jhancock1984 on February 12, 2013, 08:17 pm
Thanks for keeping this thread going, updating my sig to promote it :)

I tried doing this in a pm but the message errored out and I'm not sure if it went through.  I'm willing to review psychedelics and mdma and can generally do a bioessay on a substance the day of or the day after delivery, depending on tolerance and what I have going on.  In other words, I don't believe in having a vendor wait an extended period of time for me to review the product and have no issues dropping psychedelics in the middle of the week as long as it's not something that typically lasts over eight hours (DOx etc.)
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: BigScrote on February 12, 2013, 08:36 pm
Thanks for keeping this thread going, updating my sig to promote it :)

Updated my sig by copying yours :)
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: PrincessHIGH on February 14, 2013, 12:00 pm
Thank-you Ballzinator for carrying on BlarghRawr's great idea! I can also review speed, cannabis+hash, MDMA+XTC, valium (as stated on the original list) I hope more reliable reviewers join this honest collective :)
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: Ballzinator on February 14, 2013, 12:33 pm
Thank-you Ballzinator for carrying on BlarghRawr's great idea! I can also review speed, cannabis+hash, MDMA+XTC, valium (as stated on the original list) I hope more reliable reviewers join this honest collective :)
Updated your entry :)
I changed speed to amphetamine since you're from the UK and many Americans refer to meth when saying "speed". I also changed Valium to diazepam.
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: PrincessHIGH on February 14, 2013, 12:46 pm
Updated your entry :)
I changed speed to amphetamine since you're from the UK and many Americans refer to meth when saying "speed". I also changed Valium to diazepam.
Cheers Ballzinator, enjoy the rest of your day and happy valentine's day :)
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: Ballzinator on February 14, 2013, 01:08 pm
Updated your entry :)
I changed speed to amphetamine since you're from the UK and many Americans refer to meth when saying "speed". I also changed Valium to diazepam.
Cheers Ballzinator, enjoy the rest of your day and happy valentine's day :)
Thank you, same to you! :D
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: TK1991 on February 15, 2013, 02:24 am
Hahaha sorry about that confusing message Ballz :P

I actually meant that I will receive anything domestically, and anything but pills and THC products international. That being said I don`t take RC`s so they are exempt from every group.
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: Ballzinator on February 15, 2013, 02:44 am
Hahaha sorry about that confusing message Ballz :P

I actually meant that I will receive anything domestically, and anything but pills and THC products international. That being said I don`t take RC`s so they are exempt from every group.
Sorry but you're screwing with my head again (the Blueberry I've been smoking all day might be a factor too) ;D
What are the exact changes that you want me to make? :)
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: TK1991 on February 15, 2013, 02:57 am
Hahaha I have a better excuse... Green crack! lol

International: Anything but pills, THC products, and RC`s
Domestic: Anything but RC`s
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: ralph123 on February 15, 2013, 03:02 am
hey TK would you rather have donatins or benzos?
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: Boonanny on February 15, 2013, 07:46 pm
Thanks Ballz for taking over the thread. I think this is a valuable resource to new vendors and I'm glad to see it keep going.

You mentioned we should include reviews here for vendors that contacted us through this list/thread.  SO....

NW Nugz is a new cannabis vendor on SR that hand picked a half dozen or so reliable reviewers out of Ballz-N-Blarghs, reached out to them to offer very inexpensive samples for review, and almost all the reviews are now in and posted.  They did an outstanding job and have great product, and I think they are very glad to have had this thread as a resource.

here is my review:
****************************************
Review of NW Nugz and their Headlight EMP
****************************************
I received a VERY generous sample of EMP from NW NUGZ this week (http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/6dec1f7750) and after an insane work week I have a chance right now to take a close look and take a taste of this fine looking Sativa heavy hybrid.

Pictures:
http://wuakd3inzzy5iz4w.onion/images/80cdc19a62d076e7f1fee5e4ecde094b.jpg
http://wuakd3inzzy5iz4w.onion/images/dc2265b3c0fd0f514d5e585755c4fbd0.jpg

Communications:
Really quick and professional in PM and on the forums.  Within hours of our PMs there was a stealth listing up, and the next day it was in transit.
Then on the forums They've been patient and cool.

Shipping:
Fast reponse times from the order and then fast shipping once it was in transit.  Just 3 or 4 days total from west coast to east coast US.

Packaging:
A little different than what I've seen before, and actually really good.  Definitely went the extra mile for quality packaging and it makes a big difference in both the stealth and the condition the buds were in.  There was not even a hint of compression on these buds.  They look like they came off the cover of high times or something.... but I'm getting ahead of myself.
Small USPS white Box (instead of bubble mailer) with professional looking printed labels.  Inside there was padding to keep things still and a nondescript visual barrier.  No smell whatsoever inside or outside the box.
Inside the visual barrier is three layers of standard heat sealed bag, with enough air pressure inside each one to really pad the bud and keep it in pristine shape.
No smell that I could detect inside the 1st and 2nd layer, but on the final layer I could JUUUUST start to detect a hint of weed smell.
Inside the final heat lap layer is a nicely labeled half size ziplock filled with a very generous portion of this EMP, with a nice strong scent.

Quality:
The nugs were big and plentiful and fluffy looking and oh so white and frosty.  I am inspired and might get out the camera and try to take some pics.  The bag was full of orange hairs, and the buds vary in color from very light green to darker green, all the way up to snow white with frost in places.
The smell is not as overpowering as some I've had - its more subtle. Very sweet and fruity and musky, but not super strong smelling and doesn't fill the room when you open the bag.  The buds seem nicely cured, not overly dried out and not crispy. soft and spongy to the squeeze and only really sticky when you pull it apart.
Really nicely trimmed by the way.
Broke off a chunk, and it breaks apart quite easily.  Decided to test it in my Herbalaire vape at about 375F.

High:
ON the first small inhale I could tell this was special stuff.  On the exhale it was really sweet like a weed flavored candy or something.
Second hit, a bit bigger... feels smooth, tastes good and yeah, a really nice exhale flavor.  A few seconds after the second inhale I could already feel it in my temples and coming up my back and shoulders.  Uplifting, heady, but still a nice little body effect.
3rd hit... unintentionally HUGE.  Oh man. You know its dank if a regular hit on a vape can make you cough out. Or maybe I'm a willow, I don't know.  Anyway, wow.  By the time the 3rd hit was going out, this stuff was hitting nicely.  Strong body buzz in the chest and face and eyes.
So - yeah great flavor, beautiful bud, fast smooth nice heady sativa high.

Overall:
Very very good experience.
NW Nugz = Great communication, great packaging + stealth, fast shipping, beautiful bud, well cared for in every detail.
EMP = niiiiiice. One of the prettiest I've seen great flavor and a fantastic high.

Will be back.
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: AnonymousAddict on February 15, 2013, 07:57 pm
Ballzinator,

I notice u never updated the set by my name..Here imy list

Heroin,Benzo's Any opiates and  Coke...<< Those r the drugs i do and have no problem sampling an leaving detail reviews when needed..Als I would be willing to try DMT if that matters,,I gave u the info  while back but it didnt get updated on here..Also IM from the USA..
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: Ballzinator on February 15, 2013, 08:25 pm
Ballzinator,

I notice u never updated the set by my name..Here imy list

Heroin,Benzo's Any opiates and  Coke...<< Those r the drugs i do and have no problem sampling an leaving detail reviews when needed..Als I would be willing to try DMT if that matters,,I gave u the info  while back but it didnt get updated on here..Also IM from the USA..
Sorry dude, I somehow must have overlooked your PM... Updated it now :)
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: NW Nugz on February 16, 2013, 02:59 am
This thread is a great service!
 ;D We are super happy with the reviewers we found on this thread  ;D

Thanks to Boonanny for reposting his review here :-)

I think our "Review Thread" has great examples of exellent reviews :-)
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=116945.0
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: Ballzinator on February 16, 2013, 12:02 pm
If anyone reading this thinks that this thread deserves more attention and has a little space left in their signature, can you please put the link in there?
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=117957
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: chil on February 16, 2013, 11:45 pm
Hey Ballz, how does one get onto that list ? I've made a few reviews myself, perhaps there is a chance of me being on that list ?  ;)
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: Ballzinator on February 17, 2013, 12:10 am
Hey Ballz, how does one get onto that list ? I've made a few reviews myself, perhaps there is a chance of me being on that list ?  ;)
As advised in the OP:
If you want to be on the list, PM me with this template:
Links to reviews you have done;
Drugs you want to review;
Country;
Additional comments like reagents available etc.
Just send me a PM with those details and I'll add you to the list :)
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: Twelve_Pickles on February 17, 2013, 01:51 am
i recieved my sample from XXXotica with no fuss at all, the seller offered one too me, with free international delivery and who was i to reject such generosity. and what arrived suprised even me. i've never seen USPS packaging before and was impressed, XXXotica's stealth is also top notch. as to bud quality. Unbelievable, cannabis at this quality is rarely seen in the UK, so im very very happy, also great coms. and im pretty happy with the pricing too.

Awesome =D
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: RaFaeL5 on February 24, 2013, 03:20 pm
Sample review: MDMA from Interways

sample received around 15/02/2013

Packaging: good, I had some "remarks" regarding the package and PM'ed Interways about it, seems he changed that part of his package allready - no further comment: very good package.

Customer service: quick handling&shipping, quick and friendly response to my messages - so: good customer service.

Product review:
There's a short version and a long version to this review.

The short version is: excellent!

The long version is:
my girlfriend and I wanted to have a wonderful evening, so we went out with lots of stuff and Interways' MDMA.
We started already in the afternoon with some leftovers of cocaine (about half a gram or so) and some gin, then we had dinner, a cigar and a beer. After dinner we snorted the last bit of the coke and some speed because we were both tired from our week. 2 hours after dinner we parachuted 120mg of Interways' MDMA. After half an hour, we snorted a small bump of MDMA each (about 10mg) with some coke (to make it less painful in the nose).
2 hours later we felt that the MDMA had kicked in, but it was by far not strong enough for us, so we thought: "ok, this is not so good stuff, let's take something else" and we each took half an X.
The X came up quite quickly, gave us a nice feeling and then after 3 hours worked out. Sad that our evening was about to end, we decided to snort a leftover of Ketamine. That gave us about half an hour of fun and then that feeling was gone also… but by then (5 hours after parachuting the MDMA) we both felt a very strong feeling: the MDMA was much better than we had thought. Interways' MDMA had taken 5 hours to totally come up, but damn was it good!!!! It was really trip-mdma (even with some CEV's!). Incredible, I can't remember ever having such nice, pure MDMA before (and God knows I've had many kinds over the last 15 years).
This amazing nice, delicious MDMA feeling kept us going intensely for about 2 hours - during that time we each each smoked a small pipe of very rare "Tempel Ball" (= spiritual Nepalese hashish); a lovely combination.
During those 2 hours I drank some vodka's with lots of fruit juice and some water, my girlfriend only drank water (even if I tried to have her drink some fruit juice).
After those  2 hours of intense MDMA feeling my girlfriend got a bit tired and started having a little bit of a headache, but I was still very much enjoying and without any headache whatsoever (I'm the most experienced psychonaut in our couple and tried to "talk her out" of her headache - what partially worked).
9 hours after we had taken the MDMA I felt asleep, had a good night of sleep and woke up still feeling very fine (still with some afterglow of the MDMA).
My girlfriend couldn't sleep, but she also felt nice the day after - quite fresh (especially when you look at the cocktail we had).

When I think about it now, my only regret is that we didn't parachute the MDMA before going for dinner (at 6PM or so), because then it would have been "up and running" around 10 or 11PM (if ingested on an empty stomach it might have been absorbed a bit faster).
But I really was amassed by the purity of the product. It was great to have such an evening and I would recommend it to anyone - but: do not take to much of this MDMA! For myself, I think I could have handled a portion of 150mg, max 180mg, but 200 mg might have been too much to be enjoyable. And be aware that it'll take about 5 hours before you reach your peak...

I hope you enjoyed this sample review.
Cheers, RaFaeL5
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: KandyKidd on February 25, 2013, 03:37 am
I took some pictures of my sample from a new vendor, Lionware Trading Co. Enjoy,

Chem D + Stink: http://xqz3u5drneuzhaeo.onion/users/qicpic/files/nwa.JPG

Chem D: http://xqz3u5drneuzhaeo.onion/users/qicpic/files/nw8.JPG

Stink: http://xqz3u5drneuzhaeo.onion/users/qicpic/files/nwb.JPG
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: NW Nugz on March 03, 2013, 11:24 pm
Bump - Good reviewers deserve to be rewarded :-)
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: KandyKidd on March 04, 2013, 02:47 am
took some more pics for a new vendor, Funkymama. Enjoy,

Girl Scout Cookies
http://xqz3u5drneuzhaeo.onion/users/qicpic/files/nb1.JPG
http://xqz3u5drneuzhaeo.onion/users/qicpic/files/nb4.JPG
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: RaFaeL5 on March 08, 2013, 08:13 am
ketamine from "ItalianMafiaBrussels": sample review 01/01/2013


PACKAGE review: excellent, I especially like that the inner package is made out of stealthy non-permeable heat seal foil. If customs or police would open the envelope they would find the innocent looking non-permeable heat sealed bag, (which contains another vacuum sealed bag), but since there is no smell at all and since it's coming from a "decent" country (Belgium) they normally would have no reason to open this package.

CUSTOMER CARE review: quick replies to my messages with long (and accurate!) answers. Friendly attitude and constructive reactions. This seller has had some difficulties in february 2013, but it seems these have been solved and now he's running a tight ship again.
HANDLING AND SHIPPING review: quite quick, in a few days the package arrived at the address I gave him (Western Europe) - it couldn't have been much quicker!

PRODUCT review
When I try ketamine, I always start with a 1/2dose. To keep myself safe and get to know the product before going "all the way"… Keep this in mind when reading the first part of this report.

first smell: none
first taste: good, typical K-taste (insuflated)
 note about the grinding: while crushing the product (which contained no real crystals when I looked at it with naked eyes) I didn't expect to get that much powder out of it, this was a pleasant surprise - the product is (even if it doesn't look like that) made out of tiny little crystals, not out of powder and thus -when grinding- you get quite some powder out of it.
note about the first taste: after about 5 or 6 minutes the "typical K-taste" changes and you get something more like an "after-feeling" from amphetamines (from cheap, bad amphetamines) - kind of a "watery taste" (sorry, I can't define it any better). I usually don't get this from K, so I'm not sure what to think about it...

after 10m there's a slight "fuzzy feeling", especially when walking around (this is a good sign when using K). The taste has gone, nothing of it is left in my nostrils (= normal).

first feeling: feel good, OK feeling. not triply at all, but relaxed. I'm watching "Stitch & Lilo" while testing and I'm amused, but not more than tha ("Stitch&Lilo" = my classical animation when testing K)t.

The "sugary" after-taste in my throat is typical for s-isomer Ketamine. Me like that!

OK, so now I know it's K and I'm gone try a "full portion" :-)
be back in a while!

little note in between: I've never had K where, while making your lines, static electricity would pile up, but now that's exactly what's happening… I don't like it because the K is jumping around in front of your I.D.-card on the mirror…but when taken with a little irony it's funny to see your K jump around on your mirror when you try to make a line… :-)

Got my "full portion" (stil not a big portion, just a "normal" portion)… let's wait a few minutes.

So, it's coming up and the rush feels nice - like it should!
Heartrate's going up al little, but I feel totally relaxed. Mushy isn't the word (because then you heartrate doesn't go up), but it's quite close to it.

5minutes: fuzziness is coming up… small waves, no "tsunami", but building up.
got al little heartrace (in about 6 minutes): not unpleasant, but not common

8minutes: ok, it's good stuff… it brought me (in less than 2 lines) where I like to be and that's a compliment - most of the times I need 3 lines at least….

14 minutes: warm & fuzzy, the way I like my K. Good.

17 minutes: me likey, nice & fluffy, just like I like it… nice K.

Lots of laughter, hahaha…


OK - so now I went for my 3th and "decent" line… let's see what this will bring me (typing get's harder and harder… if I can still type in 10 minutes, then there's a problem :-)

5 minurzq in there: I just cleaned the mirror (some left overs from a friend)… feel totally fine right now… will be back in a few minutes… (typing is still way too easy, or is it? haha)

so, without doubts it's S-isomer, not racemic. Nice, warm feeling… but for some reason I don't really start tripping as I sometimes do on K. This is nice, safe, easy and relaxed. I'm enjoying my time under influence of this K.

OK - so, my "final word about this K" is: it's nice. No "alien-feeling", but totally a K-effect. If you want the "Alien-effect" look for something else, if you want your K to enjoy it, this could be a good one!
I've enjoyed this K, I really did - bug it hasn't given me the "F*ck who am I"-feeling that you can have on K sometimes.
This is good K, without any doubt, but there can be better K now and a while (or it's a problem due to my - very- high tolerance to K)…
No "Aliens", but a real good feeling.
S-isomer without any doubt, nice & triply.
Warm & fluffy.
Watch Lilo & Stitch … or don't!!!!

By now I've lost track of time, but it'll probably be - around an hour or-  two in the ket-test,
i've smoked a pipe of my "holy mother of G**" hashish and I'm absolutely enjoying my time.

PS: if you wanna know how I consume my K, check my post: "How I use my Ketamine": …


Yep, now (the day after) I read it again and I think: yes, that's about it… typing did get worse and worse :-)
The K was good, no "Alien-K", but nice and good s-K.

Enjoy it!

Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: KandyKidd on March 08, 2013, 08:17 pm
Sensimailya's Lemon Kush  ;D

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Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: KandyKidd on March 13, 2013, 05:31 am
pkizenko98 Sour D (dank)

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Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: zipstyle on March 13, 2013, 04:31 pm
Hewwo, hewwo, hewwo ladies and gents!

I come to you with a dashing review of some of the finest THC products I have yet to sample on the 'road thus far. After winning a competition (comedy competition), I was offered free weed by the lovely crew. However, I wanted opium since I'd never tried it before. The Scurvy Crew was kind and generous enough to compromise with me and send me one of their Sexy Seduction Kits, named after the legendary and beautiful TK1991.

This kit was to include an opium-hash mix, which was purportedly a 30:70 ratio of opium and hash, respectively. What arrived was 2 grams of this lovely opium-hash and a gram of some fine weed that had been ground. They were both packaged in individual vacuum-sealed bags which were then in another vacuum-sealed bag. This was quite necessary, as when I cut open the larger bag my nostrils were invaded by the sweet scent of marijuana. Pungent, lovely, and fresh. The bag containing the opium-hash was my main fixation, however. I have always wanted to try opium. And I gotta say that I do love me some hash. Upon opening the smaller bag with the small, flattened pieces of claylike putty, I encountered a new smell. A very sweet, distinctly earthy smell. Lovely.

::WE NOW INTERRUPT YOUR REGULAR REVIEW WITH AN IMPORTANT GUIDE FROM THE AUTHOR::
I did my research, ladies and gentlemen, and concluded that I needed to put together a concise and easy-to-follow guide for the layperson in the practices of consuming this wonderful gift of the earth. The following is a compilation of my findings and personal experimentation:

How To Hot-Knife Opium:
Step 1: Break off a piece and roll a small ball of opium that you plan on smoking.
Step 2: cut a plastic bottle in half
Step 3: place the ball of opium in a spoon or other similar metal surface.
Step 4: heat the spoon on a stove or with a lighter until vapor starts coming out of the ball.
Step 5: hold the half-bottle over the spoon with your mouth on the opening.
Step 6: Inhale the vapor and enjoy! :)

I also devised a lazyman's method, which I'm sure some people would appreciate that just wanna do this easily without having to use scissors. The only thing you will need differently in this one is a jar or bottle.

Step 1: Put the little ball of opium on the end of a knife.
Step 2: Hold a lighter under that end of the knife until opium starts to melt and release vapor.
Step 3: When you think it's at a peak hot temp, hold the bottle/jar/whatever upside-down over the knife and allow it to collect all the vapor as the knife cools down.
Step 4: Take knife out and suck down all that vapor!
Step 5: Repeat until nodding wonderfully.

::WE NOW RETURN TO YOUR NORMAL REVIEW::

The taste of the vapor was wonderful! Something I'd never tasted before. It felt like I was inhaling the sweetest incense. Just the taste could be considered addictive, not going to lie. The effects were very smooth and subtle to come on. Wonderful relaxation, great headspace. No paranoia, just relaxation and a nice rolling stoned effect. Stellar. My only regret is that there wasn't a larger ratio of opium in this opium-hash. The opium was truly lovely, I am a fan and will probably be trying to get a hold of some in the future. I imagine it would be quite nice to smoke a little O at the end of a long day or once a month on the weekend. Also good for soreness! All my sore muscles, achy joints, etc were feeling totally fine while under the influence of TSC's opium-hash. 10/10 for me!

Shipping time was about 7 business days to US. Communication was outstanding ;)
<3

Hope you all enjoyed my review/guide
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: soralangg on March 14, 2013, 06:33 pm
Hello!  I was wondering why I never got a reply from Blargh I pm'd like a month or so ago but I see my name is on that list! Thank you. I was just compling a list of reviews that I have done, and I guess you need a list of what Im willing to sample as well.  MDMA, pretty much any psychedelic, Ketamine, grass.  I dont really like coke or speed but my wife does and she can rely her thoughts through me lol. She is also good for information on the medicinal effects of cannabis due to her chronic pain that she suffers from.  I just like being high!

Here is that list of my reviews!

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=190125.msg1418684#msg1418684  LSD, K and MDMA, mainly ACID review for the costello group.

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=127206.msg1400469#msg1400469  High Carts 25i-Nbome trip report

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=178055.msg1389768#msg1389768  Saint Nic MDMA sample review

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=71378.msg1364832#msg1364832  ChilZon3 - more of a vendor review as benzos are hard to review but its all positive

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=151559.msg1343015#msg1343015  Sooki pre rolled joints - leaf

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=170794.msg1278569#msg1278569  Bubble Hash - Leaf

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=162472.msg1203084#msg1203084 - Nebula and White Widow weed - WeBeWeedGirls

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=152892.msg1158579#msg1158579 - Chronic weed - SlkHKK

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=151559.msg1158533#msg1158533  - BlueberryCheescake weed - leaf

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=127206.msg1057673#msg1057673  - Poppy Pod tea - HighCarts

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=126593.msg950813#msg950813   - Agent Orange weed, SimplyTheBest.
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=126593.msg946045#msg946045   - Sample of Rick Simpson Oil products.

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=131127.msg942464#msg942464  MDMA - MrAnonymousX 400mg sample

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=11298.msg942339#msg942339  UGORG no name weed - Doctornoname
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=131780.msg910209#msg910209   Shatter - DoctorNoname  (these threads have some more feedback on other products the doctor carried)

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=129180.msg909583#msg909583 DMT And a very harsh lesson.

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=131780.msg909516#msg909516  CBD capsules for the wife

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=125682.msg909484#msg909484  MDMA from MDUK

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=130588.msg892235#msg892235  thai stick review.

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=94351.msg891550#msg891550   2c-p review

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=64160.msg886709#msg886709  Black Kush review

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=90573.msg868780#msg868780 - acid/mdma review/trip report

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=114178.msg865395#msg865395 - MDMA

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=119742.msg825869#msg825869  Ketamine review

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=46574.msg767738#msg767738 - Nepalese hash as used by JOR
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=46574.msg768973#msg768973  - Slight follow up on the above

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=1006.msg722395#msg722395  - MDMA at a pirate rave

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=24610.msg656911#msg656911    25C-Nbome

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=46574.msg644459#msg644459  - Thai Stick

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=24610.msg543851#msg543851    25I-Nbome

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=24610.msg404367#msg404367   Nbome MDMA

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=24610.msg388503#msg388503   25C-Nbome  (first review lol)
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: XXXotica on March 14, 2013, 07:07 pm
Free samples for all of Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable U.S. Reviewers! Just drop us a line in our thread and youll have some mighty fine, free fire! :)

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=103388.msg897211#msg897211

-XXX
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: MainStay on March 14, 2013, 09:41 pm
Hey Reliable Reviewers! I am a new mushroom vendor, and my signature product is my gourmet mushroom chocolate (listing here: http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/9481ff83e4).  I need 2 or 3 people who can try these out as soon as possible and report back on their awesomeness. The current batch is a dark mint, and they have 2 grams in them. Although most people in real life just refer to them as 'strong'. ;) Anyway, you must be a Reliable Reviewer and must be able to eat these within a few days of getting them. Free shipping also.
So the first 3 who qualify must post in this thread:    http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=130611
I think this is a great thread and a great idea, and if I weren't so busy I would probably sign up because I love to take drugs and I love writing and I love free drugs. Anyway, thanks y'all. Peace!
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: Ballzinator on March 14, 2013, 09:56 pm
Hello!  I was wondering why I never got a reply from Blargh I pm'd like a month or so ago but I see my name is on that list! Thank you. I was just compling a list of reviews that I have done, and I guess you need a list of what Im willing to sample as well.  MDMA, pretty much any psychedelic, Ketamine, grass.  I dont really like coke or speed but my wife does and she can rely her thoughts through me lol. She is also good for information on the medicinal effects of cannabis due to her chronic pain that she suffers from.  I just like being high!

Here is that list of my reviews!

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=130588.msg892235#msg892235  thai stick review.

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=94351.msg891550#msg891550   2c-p review

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=64160.msg886709#msg886709  Black Kush review

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=90573.msg868780#msg868780 - acid/mdma review/trip report

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=114178.msg865395#msg865395 - MDMA

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=119742.msg825869#msg825869  Ketamine review

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=46574.msg767738#msg767738 - Nepalese hash as used by JOR
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=46574.msg768973#msg768973  - Slight follow up on the above

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=1006.msg722395#msg722395  - MDMA at a pirate rave

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=24610.msg656911#msg656911    25C-Nbome

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=46574.msg644459#msg644459  - Thai Stick

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=24610.msg543851#msg543851    25I-Nbome

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=24610.msg404367#msg404367   Nbome MDMA

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=24610.msg388503#msg388503   25C-Nbome  (first review lol)
I updated your entry. I changed "speed" to amphetamine to avoid any confusion since you're from the UK. When Americans say "speed", they usually refer to meth.
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: NW Nugz on March 15, 2013, 05:52 am
Free samples available for all Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers from the EU. Look at our samples thread and get in touch before its too late!

Hi Simply :-)
  Welcome to the Road. By samples thread do you mean your "reviewer thread" in your signature? I tried to go to a link in your sig and it did not work easily for me (right-click>open url in a new tab). You might want to add the Http part to it?
 Just trying to be helpful :-)  NWN
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: zipstyle on March 18, 2013, 09:30 pm
Hello Everyone!

Got my sample today from worlDomination, though since the weight of the sample was never listed on here or on the listing, I'm not sure what it's supposed to weigh. Anyways, I got a single crystal, very beautiful. When crushed, smelled like pure licorice. Tasted just like the sour sting of asshole that MDMA should have. Will update when sampled properly, but from the looks of it, this is high quality, US domestic MDMA. That's wussup, fellas. Definitely would order from worlDomination in the future. This vendor is legit.

5/5 transaction for a sample. Communication was excellent, shipping time was amazing! 2 days to the East Coast!!
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: onionologist on March 19, 2013, 12:38 am
Much respect y'all.

I've followed through with 2/2 reviews thus far. One just recent. I don't worry about being on the list; I just wanted to give props for the work you all do.

-onion-
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: Ballzinator on March 19, 2013, 01:21 am
Much respect y'all.

I've followed through with 2/2 reviews thus far. One just recent. I don't worry about being on the list; I just wanted to give props for the work you all do.

-onion-
Make sure to drop me a PM once you have more reviews so I can add you to the list. The more people the better :D
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: KandyKidd on March 20, 2013, 05:29 am
XXXotica, http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/1610b34961

GSC
http://xqz3u5drneuzhaeo.onion/users/qicpic/files/8sx.jpg

Purple Berry
http://xqz3u5drneuzhaeo.onion/users/qicpic/files/n39.JPG
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: wraithe on March 20, 2013, 08:31 am
you have no viagra reviewers wtf.  ill put my name on the list for viagra LOL.

nah, in all seriousness Im subbed to this thread and I think it is awesome what is going on here.  this is the kind of community that makes SR awesome.
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: zipstyle on March 20, 2013, 01:48 pm
Ok, I have an update for WorlDomination's MDMA:

Hello Everyone!

Got my sample today from worlDomination, though since the weight of the sample was never listed on here or on the listing, I'm not sure what it's supposed to weigh. Anyways, I got a single crystal, very beautiful. When crushed, smelled like pure licorice. Tasted just like the sour sting of asshole that MDMA should have. Will update when sampled properly, but from the looks of it, this is high quality, US domestic MDMA. That's wussup, fellas. Definitely would order from worlDomination in the future. This vendor is legit.

5/5 transaction for a sample. Communication was excellent, shipping time was amazing! 2 days to the East Coast!!

UPDATE:
This MDMA did NOT disappoint. Didn't even do the whole sample and I was rollin niceeee! I suspect that there may have been some MDA in it since I was getting some slight visuals at the peak (maybe due to taking some mephedrone before taking the MDMA?). Either way, I fucking loved this MDMA and would HIGHLY recommend this vendor to anyone trying to order US domestic MDMA. Much, much love goes out to WorlDomination for allowing me to have this experience. No doubt filled me with love for many days to come. Thank you for sharing this beautiful drug with the SR community.

-Zipstyle
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: soralangg on March 20, 2013, 03:14 pm
you have no viagra reviewers wtf.  ill put my name on the list for viagra LOL.

nah, in all seriousness Im subbed to this thread and I think it is awesome what is going on here.  this is the kind of community that makes SR awesome.

It takes two for that!  I have wondered about the quality though I've never tried it. Never had the need to either mind, but I guess just for once would be fun lol. Imagine the solo review though! "sat around and jerked it for 5 hours, not bad. Vendor was friendly, helped me get there"
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: metaphoe on March 20, 2013, 03:37 pm
THAT GSC looks nicccccee ~ im'a try to talk to FunkyMama for that against Novataris GSC platinum and tripple X's and i think  Tweet use to have some, maybe he can put it in

i wana finding matching strains and put them against each other
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: wraithe on March 20, 2013, 03:53 pm
you have no viagra reviewers wtf.  ill put my name on the list for viagra LOL.

nah, in all seriousness Im subbed to this thread and I think it is awesome what is going on here.  this is the kind of community that makes SR awesome.

It takes two for that!  I have wondered about the quality though I've never tried it. Never had the need to either mind, but I guess just for once would be fun lol. Imagine the solo review though! "sat around and jerked it for 5 hours, not bad. Vendor was friendly, helped me get there"

lol dont even need to do that.  eat a 100mg and walk around walmart in sweatpants for 4 hours.  I recommend it to anyone though, especially on the first fuck.  nothing like fucking her for 3 hours of straight penetration to hook a bitch lol.  similar to opiate dick.  or whenever you need to fuck a fatty to convince the client to sign a contract with you.  eat one and consider the contract signed LOL ( i havent done this but I joke about it often because if the opportunity presented itself, I would do it to seal a contract for business.)
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: jmoney113 on March 21, 2013, 10:26 pm
XXXotica with that bomb diggity


Blue Dream:

*CLEARNET WARNING*
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Afghan:

*CLEAR NET WARNING*
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Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: KandyKidd on March 21, 2013, 11:48 pm
THAT GSC looks nicccccee ~ im'a try to talk to FunkyMama for that against Novataris GSC platinum and tripple X's and i think  Tweet use to have some, maybe he can put it in

i wana finding matching strains and put them against each other

I'm sure you meant XXXotica ;) Anyways, s/he has dank
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: RaFaeL5 on March 25, 2013, 10:45 am
MDMA sample review.

Sample from: ItalianMafiaBrussels
received around 10/03/2013
tested 23/03/2013

Package: 5/5, no comments here.
Communication: 5/5, nice long answers to my messages and questions, mostly within a few hours. Highly appreciated for the advice he was willing to share.
Handling&Shipping: 5/5, quick as it should be (once the seller got some problems solved he got back on track)

Review:
The last time we took MDMA was about a month ago.
We tested the product that was sent by ItalianMafiaBrussels at a small party with some friends.
At first we had some beers. Then we had (just a little of) speed to get awake for the evening and around 12PM we parachuted 120mg MDMA each, my girlfriend and myself. About half an hour later you could tell something was gone happen and about 1,5 to 2 hours later you were "in the roll".
The roll was very pure and pleasant, nice waves of "serotonin- overflow" coming and going in you head. A nice feeling of "I love you all". Calm and relaxed, but definitely rolling. 120mg was certainly a good portion for us, it shouldn't have been much more, nor much less - just right.
My girlfriend hadn't taken good MDMA in years and at first she wasn't to enthusiastic at the thought of taking some (she preferred to take an X), but pretty soon she came to me saying: "I had forgotten, but thank you for talking me into this - I'm really enjoying myself here on the dance floor!".

We could have taken more MDMA, but we decided not to do that, instead about 2h after parachuting the MDMA (when it was clear that it was a very nice and clean MDMA feeling) we decided to parachute 8mg of 2-CB each.
So for about 2 more hours we enjoyed the MDMA feeling (in the meanwhile I was able to drive us home) and when the 2-CB started to work it was perfectly timed because that was when the MDMA started to wear off…
We continued our night on the 2-CB from "Evilution" (I know he's been called a scammer on this forum - but the 2-CB powder that he sent me was nice, nothing special). But that, is another story*.

Conclusion: I can recommend the MDMA that ItalianMafiaBrussels sent me. If you get from the same batch, you will have a good time!




*oh well, why not… once the 2-CB started to work, we made love for about 3hours (the leftovers of MDMA feeling helped off course), during that time we each snorted 4 more mg of 2-CB (to my opinion it didn't hurt at all - but my nostrils are quite… "trained" let's say). After our intense love-making my girlfriend quickly felt asleep. As almost always after using psychedelics I stayed awake much longer. 4 hours later I decided to get up and write this review. I had no sleep yet, but that often happens to me after tripping and it's not a problem at all since I feel quite well considering the night I've had.  :-)
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: fuckingACE on March 25, 2013, 12:39 pm
Any reviewers out there to test a batch of MDMA that I was sent by FM. Im dubious as to the substance and quality, we have already 3 batches out to test, the more the better.
ACE
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: zipstyle on March 25, 2013, 08:32 pm
Hey fuckingACE,

I am a reliable reviewer and would definitely be down to test it out for you.
All the best!

zipstyle
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: Sc0t1and_Y4rdi3 on March 26, 2013, 01:58 am
The OP has been sectioned in a psychiatric unit

please lock and delete thread
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: wraithe on March 26, 2013, 02:12 am
The OP has been sectioned in a psychiatric unit

please lock and delete thread
? wtf?
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: zipstyle on March 26, 2013, 02:59 am
Ignore this scotland yard person. He is a troll and has nothing better to do with his life.
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: wraithe on March 26, 2013, 03:08 am
i was commenting more on his english.  it is horrible.  i got mexicans working for me that can put a sentence together better.
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: soralangg on March 26, 2013, 08:19 pm
Just updated my list of reviews, Hopefully thats all the sample ones up to date! Still awaiting a few more samples coming in from simplythebest and Pharmington Rex. So far communication with these two vendors has been a pleasure. I got a great message from Rex I must say, Might see if they wouldn't mind me posting it with any delicate details removed. It was a pleasure to behold! If you have seen any of their posts yo might get the idea.  For those interested Im awaiting generic adderall from them.

Simplythebest is sending some agent orange and some "Rick Simpson" style products ( http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/5522138e22 )...... I really could use feedback on reviewing one of them.... namely suppositories. I know how to use them lol but yeah... thats gonna be a weird write up. Want to vote for pics? :P  I am looking forward to the bath melts though, me and the wife have become partial to bath joints, so having a bath joint in a cannabis bath should be fun.
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: makku on March 28, 2013, 12:35 pm
Repost from 'UK Cannabis Buyers - Post Your Experiences' thread.

Vendor: SimplyTheBest

Product: 1.5g Agent Orange (in at 2g, 0.5g overweight)

Stealth: Stealth was very good, only issue I had was that there was a fair bit of tape on the outside - I know it is handy to stop any damages and nosey postmen, but it made me think "This is my order" where I normally wouldn't. But, it arrived perfectly with no issues and the stealth is of a high enough degree that if anyone didn't know it was coming it wouldn't look out of place at all. :)

Looks: The bud looks great! Hardly compressed and the bud is a nice bright green, with an abundance of pale orange calyxes and the bud is perfectly coated in trichomes making it look lovely and keify. :) Came as two large buds which basically weighed 1g each.

Smells: This is some smell, very unique mix of citrus orange and sweet spices, really interesting creamy note - not my all time favourite smell as I do prefer less sweet tastes in life but my girlfriend who has an obsession with oranges currently absolutely loved the smell.

Smoke: Nice citrusy smoke, pleasant taste which makes it quite an enjoyable smoke, very enjoyable to sit and watch TV while smoking after dinner (makes me feel healthy for not having any pudding ;) )

Stone: This Agent Orange has a gently creeping effect I found, by the time I was half way down my first joint I was starting to feel the tingly stone wash over me, quite a gentle caressing stone, kept me slightly active - at least enough so to play numerous hours on Bioshock Infinte haha. I quite enjoyed the stone, but personally it certainly doesn't pack a punch.

Overall: SimplyTheBest is a great vendor so far, his delivery was perfect with it taking the standard amount of time for the distance. The bud came generously overweight and is an enjoyable stone which I would gladly purchase again :) very excited to give the RSO products a try as I've always been highly interested in Rick Simpsons philosophy and ideas.

Recommended Vendor! :)
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: BlueSkiesRedEyes on April 05, 2013, 12:07 am
Hello!  I'm a new cannabis vendor, looking for reliable domestic (U.S.) reviewers.  Since my first batch of samples generated but a single forum review, I'm offering another batch of samples.  There are nine left as of this posting.

Send me a PM with a couple links to cannabis reviews you've done and I'll send a link back to pick up a review sample for the cost of S&H, your choice of Ogre Kush or Blue Dream Haze, with the understanding that a review will go on the forums.

Thanks, I look forward to hearing from you!
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: ashylarry on April 06, 2013, 02:47 am
We are looking for a few reviewers for our Blue Dream cannabis.  Must be a listed reviewer in the OP of this thread, have 10 transactions with $500 spent and live in the US.

Please send us a message on Silk Road with links to your previous forum reviews if you are interested.

Thanks!

ashylarry
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: chil on April 13, 2013, 12:08 pm
☺♥❅☆★❀✪☼♛☯☮OMNIS’Pharmahuasca Review☺♥❅☆★❀✪☼♛☯☮

First of all, I’d like to present my public apologies to Omnis, who has been waiting for two months since he sent me this sample. My schedule wouldn’t allow me the right circumstances to test this product, but now I finally had the chance to do so, and Id’ like to thank Omnis for his extreme patience and understanding. You rule brother, and sorry if I pissed you off with the delay.

The transaction went very smoothly, the product came really fast from a neighbouring country. Now, one thing I’d like to emphasize is how good the communication during the whole process was. That is, I had many questions to ask since it was my first pharmahuasca experience and he patiently replied to them all. Upon seeing the product, I asked him specific details, such as the tek he used, and he reassured me about some other concerns.  So, communication gets a 5+/5.

Packaging was normal, some would call it stealth, but I wouldn’t (see my other thread about the concept of stealth in the Security department).  A few additional layers and a better weight repartition would be welcome in order to ensure maximum security, but hey, I’m just nitpicking here, the package made it safely and I’ve received many others like this one.  Packaging -> 4/5

The product consists of 315mg Harmine and 50mg DMT, coming in two separate ziplock baggies. The DMT was light brown in colour, making me wonder if it was jungle spice (I’ve only had pure white DMT in my life), but Omnis told me it wasn’t and that I should be confident about that. I  had done my research on pharmahuasca prior to the experience, and was also a little concerned about the harmine dose, which seemed to be too much. Evenutally, it wasn’t. 

So with the Harmine I made two caps, with an overall weight of about 280mg (I didn’t had the patience to scrape the remains off the baggie, and the remains in my scale measuring cup). I dissolved the DMT in orange juice and let it sit.

Set: good, I’m going through some rough times in my life, with lots of change, but I’m taking care of myself and was looking forward the pharmahuasca experience, hoping to solve a few dilemmas I’m facing.
Setting: my place, my bed, dim lights.
Relevant prior drug experiences: Ayahuasca, DMT & Changa. (Note: Even though all these preparations contain DMT, I will refer to them specifically. For instance, when I refer to DMT, I’ll be talking about smoked DMT.)
On an empty stomach, I took the Harmine caps and meditated. After 30 minutes, I wasn’t feeling anything special.  I then drank the DMT juice and put on some music while waiting for the DMT to kick in. This is now T+0.00.

At T+0.10, the first bodily effects took place with an increase of body warmth and some slight waves.

At T+0.20, my body was buzzing, the body high was progressively getting stronger. No CEVs yet. I start thinking about my issues.

At T+ 0.30, some mild CEVs started. A lot of things were happening in my body. I’m vibing, with my body and my emotions, and being sad about something in my life.  At this point I pray the DMT spirit to
be kind with me.

At T+0.40, I was having clear CEVs, lots of colours swirling around, comparable to a DMT come up but without the rush.

At T+0.50, CEV’s were sharper and even more colourful. My thoughts are now everywhere, my mind is unquiet. I’m gaining confidence in the experience and start being convinced that it’s all gonna turn good. I try opening my eyes to check for OEVs, but it’s very hard to keep my eyes open, and I’m like, fuck it, this is going to be a closed-eyes trip, I was not interested in OEVs at all.

At T+1.00, I’m getting full blown CEVs, that definitely look like a DMT trip but more grounded, like Changa. I’m in the DMT world, I know it. This is nothing like Ayahuasca, the visuals have nothing to do with the Ayahuasca worlds. I sink my head in my pillows, I’m feeling very confortable and my body is vibrating. It feels like I’m suspended, and sometimes my body moves and levitates. The bodily feeling is unlike Ayahuasca too, it’s something very different. I’m thinking about an issue with my best friend and how to solve it. I get a feeling of awe and reverence towards this product. I’m visiting another dimension and it feels safe and comforting. The insights are coming. This is absolutely amazing. The visuals are stunning.

At T+1.20, the cosmos is manipulating my DNA and modifiying something in it, I’m not sure what, but it feels like the Cosmos is writing its TRUTH in my deepest self. This moment lasted a few seconds. Amazing.

At T+ 1.30, I have already solved the issue with my best friend and gained tremendous insight about a few other problems she had, and I feel extremely happy to have found something she might not even be aware of. I can’t wait to see her and tell her. Right after this satisfaction and mostly, big relief, I feel the urge to puke. I contemplate the idea of trying to keep it all in, but the more I struggled, the more it wanted to come out. In the shamanic paradigm, puking is called purging, because it symbolizes the moment where you have to get rid of bad energies accumulated. So I let myself throw up and just a little bit of orange juice (and DMT I guess) comes out. I feel a lot better suddenly, some residual nausea, but totally manageable. At this point, I feel deeply grateful to the Spirit and to Omnis, I’m thinking this one of the best experiences I’ve ever had. I keep on thinking about many things, and let me tell you that even though I knew the trip would start decreasing in strength due to the puking, I didn’t mind at all. I’d had enough, and more than I asked for. I had been tripping for cosmic hours and I had seen awe-inspiring things.

So indeed, I started coming down, but very slowly and progressively. The visuals are fading away. Yet, it’s from that point that I start receiving TONS of insights about my life. Literally, TONS of them. I laugh at the quantity of insights, I’ve never had so many of them, and this, after 18 years of tripping experience. I feel so happy right now, this is something to be remembered.
And it was like that for the next hour and a half or so.  Insights, decisions, insights, and decisions about my life.
As I was in the last part of the coming down, I decided to smoke a spliff which was quite nice and brought some of the effects back but still I felt I should have stayed clean and let the pharma do its work on its own.

I feel comfortable about increasing the DMT dosage next time, something around 70 or 80 mg. But try with 50mg first.

At  T+4.00, I went to sleep.

Conclusion:

This was a landmark experience in my 18+ years of tripping, definitely in my top ten all-time experiences. It’s definitely quite strong and not something I would recommend to newbies. It is like a Changa experience that lasts for hours, without the rush and the “WTF JUSt HAPPENED” moments. For those seeking an Ayahuasca experience, this is not it, this is something very different, but no less enlightening. The visuals are awesome, the insights too. Today I am a slightly changed person, and am looking forward to integrating the lessons of the Spirit in my life.

Omnis, brother, I’d like to thank you deeply from the bottom of my heart to have brought to me this unforgettable experience. <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

SR Community, I encourage you to support this vendor and his product, it’s a spiritual bomb that will enlighten you deeply. Omnis only has a few  dozen transactions so far, so please support Omnis, he’s a great guy and has a product that I will definitely reorder. Some of you might think that 60 bucks is a bit too much for a single experience, but it’s totally worth it, it’s something outlandish.  For those who will order this product and not feel the intensity I have felt, I feel sorry for you, perhaps you are not ready to be given such an experience.

All in all, I give this product the following rating:       ****COSMIC TRUTH / 5 *******


☺♥❅☆★❀✪☼♛☯☮☺♥❅☆★❀✪☼♛☯☮☺♥❅☆★❀✪☼♛☯☮☺♥❅☆★❀✪☼♛☯☮
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: metaphoe on May 03, 2013, 06:34 pm
good work guys awesome reviews :)
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: zipstyle on May 04, 2013, 03:54 am
and thats wussup :)
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: bamoida2 on May 13, 2013, 11:58 am
thanks for adding me, got 2 orders in mailbox at right just now, perfect timing ;P
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: HEATFan on May 13, 2013, 03:14 pm
I just realized that the reliable reviews also cross post their reviews here. I haven't been doing that... maybe I'll go through my posts on the official review threads and quote them here but I'll make sure to also post here from now on.
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: Full_Escrow_UK on May 13, 2013, 08:02 pm
freee samples !!

Anyone up for reviewing some high quality pre ban meph ? PM me if youre interested :)
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: zipstyle on May 14, 2013, 05:59 pm
freee samples !!

Anyone up for reviewing some high quality pre ban meph ? PM me if youre interested :)

ME!
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: bamoida2 on May 17, 2013, 04:38 pm
just gonna use this thread to compile all my past and future reviews in 1 post (not only samples i got from this thread) to put in my signature
newest reviews are at the top (more to come soon)

GHB | Virmo
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=75022.msg1259196#msg1259196

MDMA | dutch store
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=174463.msg1258985#msg1258985

Weed (White Widow & Nebula) | WeBeWeedGirls
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=162472.msg1201399#msg1201399

Weed (Huckleberry pre-rolled joint )  | leaf
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=151559.msg1201228#msg1201228

Cannabis Cookies |  fitnessNherb
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=22849.msg1174977#msg1174977

MDMA | 4sale
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=111629.msg1176216#msg1176216

Crystal Meth | Haizenberg
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=105362.msg1151511#msg1151511

Pollum Hash | Swazibudbud888
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=156117.msg1137877#msg1137877

Amphetamine (Speed) | MethylonDE
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=30896.msg1111568#msg1111568

Weed | SlkHKK
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=152892.msg1097287#msg1097287

Amphetamine (Speed) | Arnachy
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=142344.msg986659#msg986659

Cocaine | Tomorrowman
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=118752.msg878840#msg878840

MDMA | Emonkey
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=57626.msg868015#msg868015
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: metaphoe on May 18, 2013, 05:49 am

Strain: BubbaKush

Color/Appearance:
   Awesome Trich' coverage with a nice subtle tone shift of colors from like a emerald lime darkish green to shiny greyish white crystal coat over little bits and hues of light purple over calyxes and pistal glands. The bud really stands out for its appeal and can't be denied of its bag appeal. The hairs on the bud where a nice auburn and orangey creamish tint. The thing i liked about this batch of TJ's Bubba' was that it came in two phenotypes one, very indica like, and the other apparent of like a sativa thin leaf type, both looked marvelous if anything, but the thinner version of this strain was more bright green with lighter shades over the calyxes and very fluffy and land-race like , with its apparent long stalky figure.

Image Link:
http://xqz3u5drneuzhaeo.onion/users/qicpic/files/7bd.jpg
http://xqz3u5drneuzhaeo.onion/users/qicpic/files/7bt.jpg
http://xqz3u5drneuzhaeo.onion/users/qicpic/files/7b_.jpg

Smell/Aroma:
   Awesome potent smell, very pugent with its undertone of kush. You can catch a drift of its crystally potency quite well, as it leaves like a fruity type of pinesh kush whiff as the smell trails and lingers out of my jar for air.It has its own scent of a light type of floral assortment with a tad bit of tartness that keeps the smell balanced from not over powering its kush genetics.

Touch/Feel:
   The bud felt nice and sticky in my hand prior to smoking. It holds its structure nice and tight yet, not staled out, or like bone dry either. It has its nice touch, which is a tell tale sign of a nice batch in grow. The buds where nice and crisp with its pliable yet sticky feel, and to the hand , breaking it up would be very enjoyable because the buds are very dank, and just pulling it apart leaves a feeling of stickiness, but yet manages to pull apart with determined hands that are ready to smoke :)

Cure/Flush:
   The cure was nice, and gave the bud its nice feel to it, i think this is crucial in the buds overall effect. When it comes to the cure, the bud managed to pull its aroma out, and lock in its appearance as a nice crystalline coated bud. I think if it was just flushed a little' longer the ashes would a been a little whiter and greyer, but overall it was almost perfect, i bring it up, because the  bud could of been just more potent and aromatic, and much more tastier if it was just given a longer flush period, because the smoke pull itself tastes pretty good, it just may need to be better handled and stored before after curing to prevent the smell from losing it's potency, along with the flushing of nutrients, because the look is there, but the smell is bare. The smoke can be worked on to reach loud and exquisite strain to reach its full potential.

Smoke/Taste:
   The taste was very potent, and carried its touch of kush in its makings. The strain had a nice tasty pull with a nice fresh earth like pine which reminds me of the kush that's in this Bubba. The smell is more recognizable once, you get a lungful of smoke, and the 2nd hand smoke, smells nice and almost sweet like. The cure could have been a little more maximizing if the flush was longer giving this a extremely smooth smoke on the user, but all in all it still packs a punch ! One bowl, had me feel the effects quite nicely, and had me blazed in no time at all

Experience/Effect:
   Buzz was nice and and strong, with a easy tell tale signs of a strong Indica, as i felt my head change in zero- to 3 seconds, from a fat bowl i had cashed in one big giant intake type of hit. As i released the 2nd hand smoke and exhaled, the cerebal effects waved in slowly and rose from behind my tempal and eyebrow area. The high is nice and body activating, with a smooth blend of thinking capacity, as it still allows you to be aware and coherent. A nice strong high that last about 2 hours and peaks off in about a good hour or two

Price/Cost:
   At about 45 dollars an 8th and about 150 for a half a Oz. you can't go wrong ! This doesn't include shipping, but is still spot on for awesome prices.

Overall:
   Working with Thurgood Jenkins is a absolute pleasure, from communication to handling of the transaction to the overall experience from start to finish. Offers good pricing, nice selection and competitive prices that can't be beat!

SR profile:
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/82f8a43df1

Review Link:
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=150412.msg1036933
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: metaphoe on May 18, 2013, 07:43 am

Vendor: America On Drugs


Strain: Penuis Envy (mushrooms)

Package/Shipping:
   Awesome packaging, and shipping time :) Had perfect seals, and labeled digitally :) Only draw back would be the hand-placed
stamps for the postage. You can create a nice work flow for USPS by going digital, and it probably lessens number of times it has to be in route while in transit being shipped out.

Color/Appearance:
   Awesome thick specimens and really big :) The shrooms i got
where nice and thick, and very well colored, with its nice wrinkly off white stem, and blue trailing along the veins inward along the lining of the stem. The caps had a nice shape and very much looked
like what penises do, hence the name for it ! lol. Awesome coloring to the caps aswell, with about a 50/50 creamish brown/orangey gold color.
   

Image Link: http://xqz3u5drneuzhaeo.onion/users/qicpic/files/711.jpg

Smell/Aroma:
   That nice musky pscylocibe scent, thats drifts and can capture your nose, with a funky lil' stench that you can't deny :) Kinda like a fresh compost heap type of smelly.
   

Touch/Feel:
   The Shrooms where a nice bone dry feel and had no moisture in them, and where not like just picked fresh, no these where nice and
ready with a good feel of crunchiness and form.
   
   
Experience/Effect:
   I had ate the shrooms after around lunch time, and had planned to watch movies like "Dead Circles", and another one called "Warm Bodies", as i laid there waiting for my love to arrive, i had felt a slight lift of mood, as i got out the shower. The initial come up was not that intense compared to like golden teachers but i figured this was going to be less visual and more psychedelic then my previous experiences with mushrooms,but i was to be surprised. i had taken a bath and and finished within about 40 minutes into getting dressed i almost started forgetting my train of thought, as i appeared to stare at the floor now, thinking the floor that was like marble, had like juice stains on it, because i what i was seeing was the actual design of the marble floor and not like some old crummy strain of juice, what i had thought to be something was clearly not the case here. This is when i knew the shrooms were grooving in me, but like a silent creeper. I love this lil' moment where all time seems to stand still, and you can just feel like in a quiet head space of stillness and peace. By the time my significant other had arrived, i was with question on why and how, and what was i on ? I could feel, i was a lil' off, but the mushrooms where very controllable, and easy to maneuver in my normal functions, but it still had its own type of like leadway into perception and wonder, as i just kept it to myself among the questioning. :) By that time, i could see small morphs of colors and schemes from my perception, as i could see like colors kinda blend in endlessly and seemed to have like a nice warmer feel and a little more vibrant than when seeing things out of a clean sober eye. By this time, i was having a nice breakthrough and was easily able to communicate, and reflect off life so well, i had no problems expressing myself. I then got so much off my chest, and was able to get things done, all over the house, and still brought a new meaning to my life all awhile having a good time and enjoying myself. The initial onset, was sublime and didn't even leave a strong tummy feeling, this was really gentle as the come almost felt effortless, and non apparent, but soon i was to realize this strain is another league of its own when bringing the user its effects of goodness.Once my wave settled in, i was gone for a good strong hour and half, pretty much engulfed in my solitude and dependent on my imaginative adventure thinking. It was really introspective as i was able to start separating the difference of myself and how i project myself to others :) It took about a good or aswell to start subsiding and letting my vibe wear-off
   
Overall:
   Super groovy vendor and awesome experience overall ! I can' reiterate, the special handling on the package as it was on par with delivery and creative shipping. I can't wait to see some shrooms this vendor is offering, to get a better detail and experience once again. And much thanks to A.O.D. again !!!! :)
:)
   

SR profile: http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/6a1a8a7aea


Review Link:  http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=138315.0
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: Ballzinator on May 18, 2013, 02:18 pm
My review of Full Escrow UK's mephedrone:
Shipping and packaging
Sample express-shipped on 14th, arrived on 16th. Stealth was good, packaging was hard as fuck to open :D (which is okay - better stealthy and hard to open than easy to open and shitty stealth)
I recommend opening packages from FEU over a sheet of paper so you don't lose any product and use a small pair of scissors to CAREFULLY cut through the layers. I wasn't careful and sent a few crystals flying - one of them landed directly in my eye. It stung like fuck! :D


Appearance
It has that lovely funky cathinone smell I know from 4-MEC and under a magnifying glass I can see that the powder consists of tiny shards that are very clear.
http://5xrder5zmkqkdary.onion/ballzi/meph1.jpg
http://5xrder5zmkqkdary.onion/ballzi/meph2.jpg
The photos don't do it justice, it looks more crystally and sparkly IRL. In the second photo it looks like it's slightly clumpy which it is not! My warm-white desk lamp also makes it appear slightly yellowish which it also is not.


Testing the product
I snort 50mg. Fuck! Nosebleed! :o Probably not because of the meph though - I might have scratched the inside of my nose with my snorting tube a little bit. It was barely two drops of blood and it stopped after a minute.
The meph kicks in fast and a little bit stronger than expected. It's a tad more potent than 4-MEC and the effects themselves feel better too - more euphoria and I'm less nervous/jittery. This is definitely very pure meph :)


My rating
From what I can tell, Full Escrow UK is an exemplary vendor in every regard:
Stealth was appropriate for shipping inside the EU so 5/5 for that. You might wanna consider upgrading if you decide to ship outside the EU or even overseas :)
The sample was shipped via express mail! Vendors who pay the shipping fee for free samples are already rare but Full Escrow UK goes a step further and puts extra money in to get FREE samples to their recipients faster! 6/5
There is not much to say about the product except that it's some fire ass meph! Also, the sample size of 500mg is very generous. 5/5


Thank you very much, Full Escrow UK! :D

Regards,
Ballzinator
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: RaFaeL5 on May 21, 2013, 07:39 am
sample review: cocaine from Italian Maffia Brussels
sample received on 17/05/2013

Short version: what the f*ck! Waow… pffff, haha & yehaa

Longer version: those of you who know me will remember that I've tested cocaine from 12 sellers in the X-mas/N.Y.- period of 2012/2013. After trying all that coke (and writing about it) me and my GF got a bit bored of it and decided to not buy any more C from SR anymore - there was lots of not so OK cocaine, some OK cocaine and some good cocaine, but to our opinion it was not worth the price and the fuzzle. If we'd do coke, we'd just buy it IRL.

A month or 2 later I red all these positive reactions about Spanish Fly's Coke. We thought: "hey, why not" and ordered a gram from him… man, was that a deception. It just f*cked us up and we had a bad feeling for 2 days. Definitely not worth repeating, so we decided to stuck to our original plan and not buy any more C from the Road…

But, in the meanwhile, I've had some contact with IMB. I sampled his MDMA with my GF and we were both ecstatic about it. His mephedrone also was really nice and the guy was extremely friendly and correct. So when he contacted us to sample his cocaine, at first we weren't too enthusiast about it, but remembering his quality of MDMA, his honesty and straight-forwardness, we decided to give it a try and gave IMB an address to ship his sample to…

The sample got here yesterday (but I only found it today).
I don't think I need to discuss IMB's packaging technique anymore - perfect packaging to my opinion, only the stealth can improve - but with such a packaging I don't think any LE would look further anyway, it just looks "too good".
When I opened the package it was the middle of the day and I couldn't try a line immediately, but I couldn't resist putting my finger in the package and tasting his C on my tongue (something I rarely or never do). After a few minutes the numbing feeling came on the tip of my tongue and I was very impressed! Very.
Later on today I also gave a similar finger to my GF and she had the same reaction as I did…
Now we just insuflated our first line and we're waiting to see what our verdict will be…

By the way:
smell: none (but I have a small cold, so maybe I just don't smell it now because of a stuffy nose).
taste: a bit aluminum-like (if you know what I mean), a very slight taste on the tongue, nothing overwhelming
numbing of teeth: after 5 minutes it feels like if we don't have any upper teeth in our mouth any more :-)

IMB told me to watch out with this stuff: "beware, it's very strong" and I learned (the hard way) not to ignore such a warning from a seller; sometimes it's just a seller's technique, sometimes it's genuine - doesn't matter: you can always take more later on if you feel you need more, but once you've taken too much then you've taken too much… so we started with a first microscopic line of his product (edit: my GF hadn't take coke for several weeks prior to this testing, for me the last coke night was about 15 days ago).
The first microscopic line (5cm on 1mm) was just enough to numb our teeth, but without any distinct taste or strong effect.
The second line (about twice as big as the first microscopic) was enough to give us a nice feeling and we decided to take a third "normal" line (>10cm on 3mm or so…still on the cautious side).
Now, after 10 minutes I start to feel an effect on my heartbeat. My GF and I are having a nice discussion while I type this. The glass of whisky next to me just had a refill…
On this third line we DO have a taste of C in our throat, a kind of "stingy" taste like good coke can have sometimes.
Heartbeat continues to raise a bit. More self-confidence. A bit sweaty (really just a bit).

Our fourth line is an "adult" one (>20cm on 3-4mm)…
and that one, well - we certainly felt that one :-)
After this 4th line we had a small pinching back down in our throat and a small squeezing in our stomachs, but nothing uncomfortable - just what you mostly have on good cocaine, but not too much as you can have on bad cocaine...
About 45 minutes after our 4th line, we had "enjoyed" ourselves (no details will be given ;-P ) and we decided it would be best to try to sleep since we wouldn't have a long night anyway. So we went to bed and closed our eyes, but the sleep didn't come. Even 1.5 to 2h after taking the 4th line we still felt waves of energy coming up and going down in our bodies.
Most of the time when you've taken C and you want to sleep but can't fall asleep you feel annoyed, enervated, agitated, irritated and not very happy - but after this Coke I was lying in bed, not being able to fall asleep, but quite enjoying the feeling of "riding the waves".
After trying to sleep for 1h I decided to have some of my Temple Ball hash from Nepal and got out of bed to have that pipe…the combination of T.B. on the waves of the cocaine was VERY nice ;-)
After a night of 3 (max 4 hours of sleep) I had to wake up. Off course I wanted to sleep more, but even with just that few hours of sleep I feel quite fine now. No headache or whatsoever kind of hangover (as you often can have from C).

Final conclusion: this coke certainly is good and quite pure! But, maybe, just a bit to pure for insuflating (like Amsterdope's >80% coke that we tried in december). Perfect gear, nice feeling - but better to be smoked or injected than to be snorted?
 
I red on the forum that a sample was bought by PineappleLove (anonymously) to be lab tested… I can't wait for these results to come (if I remember right the results will be published on the 24th of may) - is this product gone score "better" than Bungee54's?
(see PineappleLove's thread about lab-tested Coke batches: http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=108950.0;topicseen    ).

Anyway: it's certain that IMB delivers the quality again. Nice & clean product as it should be. Probably one of the purest cocaine we've had in a long time; but is it worth the price? Well, that's for you guys to decide - my GF and I probably prefer to spend a lesser amount of money on IMB's MDMA and roll all night on his excellent mollie…
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: mracid on May 21, 2013, 11:07 am
Were giving away MDMA and Ketamine for review. There are 5 x 1g MDMA and 5 x 1g Ketamine available!

Looking for reviewers with a proven track record. If you would like a 1g sample, comment with your choice of either MDMA or Ketamine, your country and reasons why you should review the product (including links to previous reviews).

The samples will be providing free of charge, but you will be responsible for the shipping costs.

PLEASE POST ON MY THREAD FOR CONSIDERATION
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=111629.0
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: soralangg on May 23, 2013, 07:31 pm
Just updated my review list there, its in the sig if anyone is interested.  No bomb scares this time.
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: HEATFan on May 23, 2013, 09:40 pm
Recent review from XXXotica's thread

Another flawless transaction completed with XXXotica. Absolutely beautiful nugs. Ordered the SFV OG but XXX ran out so I got the God's Gift instead. Can't say I'm disappointed because these are some truly quality nugs, as expected.

Couple of pic of the God's Gift (obviously not as amazing of a camera as XXX's)
http://i.imgur.com/O6qClqC.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/69gGRpv.jpg

Nice vibrant coloration, great trichrome coverage, a pungently sweet and intoxicating aroma, perfect cure, and delicious smoke... you can't really ask for much more. XXXotica is by far one of the most professional, timely, well mannered and all around top notch vendors around right now.  Wishing you much love and success! This rip's to you, XXXotica.
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: RaFaeL5 on May 26, 2013, 08:49 pm
Regarding my last review:
I sent a copy of it to the seller before posting it here (as I always do) and now this seller is threatening me...

what should I do?
post it here (and then I'd be forced to get a new SR account) or just forget about it and don't post my review?

Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: Ballzinator on May 26, 2013, 09:08 pm
Shipping and packaging
Sample shipped on 21st, arrived on 23rd. Stealth was good. Got 400mg instead of 500mg but it was a free sample so no worries :)


Appearance
Very beautiful and clear crystals. I almost didn't want to eat them because they were so nice to look at :D
http://5xrder5zmkqkdary.onion/ballzi/methylone1.jpg
http://5xrder5zmkqkdary.onion/ballzi/methylone2.jpg


Testing the product
I made one 200mg and two 100mg capsules. I swallowed the 200mg capsule first and used the 100mg capsules to extend the roll. There's not much I can say because this methylone is simply amazing! It's just as good as the lab-tested 98+% pure stuff I got on the clearnet when it was still legal.


My rating
In my opinion tigerrush is very commendable vendor:
Stealth was good enough for shipping inside the EU so 5/5 for that. You might wanna consider upgrading if you decide to ship outside the EU, especially overseas :)
Shipping was very fast - only two days from UK to Germany! 5/5
There is not much to say about the product except that it's very pure and strong. 5/5


Thanks, tigerrush! :D
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: motek on May 27, 2013, 01:15 am
@rafael hmmm why are they threatening you?  That's a good review, comprehensive and fair PLUS you say it's great coke!  wtf?
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: RaFaeL5 on May 27, 2013, 07:15 am
@rafael hmmm why are they threatening you?  That's a good review, comprehensive and fair PLUS you say it's great coke!  wtf?

You misunderstood my post.
It is NOT IMB that's threatening me, it's another seller regarding a review that I haven't posted here yet.
I didn't mention the name of the seller for safety reasons and I'm still not sure if the review will get posted.

Again, IMB has not issued any threat to me - he's still friendly and professional.
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: motek on May 27, 2013, 10:18 am
aahh that's good to hear,  I'm sorry but the way you wrote it read to me like it was you being threatened, probably becoz you said it all together with the other guy idk?

anyhoo  the review must be pretty bad  for the vendor to react that way!  (which isn't very appropriate OR acceptable, full stop!)

I can understand the vendor being upset with a bad review, but why kill the messenger about it,  it's not like you have done anything to hurt the vendor by being honest, shit wont people just say the same elsewhere?  Or are they trying to pulll some stunt where they burn enough people in one hit and then ??? I dunno what then?  Are the a well known vendor?

  We had some issues with a very "highly respected" vendor ... and TBH we felt we were being scammed by the guy, even though his hordes of fans would call US the scammers, IDK  in a way, every Oz buyer he gets is pure 'cream' as he fucks them over and maybe gives them 25% refund, IDK it doesn't seem worth it but the way they became with pm's as soon as I said it was 21 days and I hadn't seen squat??? Now it's been over 6 weeks and he marked it "in transit"... still nothing!

 hmmm motek !?

Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: Full_Escrow_UK on May 27, 2013, 06:18 pm
Hey guys :)

We got some new wicked MDMA in stock and looking for established reviewers and forum members to try it and give us some reviews to get the ball rolling.

Of course, the sample and the postage will be all FREE . If you're interested, just PM us an example of your previous reviews and we can get started ;)

Maya
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: anton on May 29, 2013, 01:02 pm
I'd like to put my name foward for the "Australia" section

A snippet of my short/honest reviews:
Some I have started
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=13867
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=120189
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=120189

There is more, but that should be enough to give you an idea.

Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: Ballzinator on May 29, 2013, 03:28 pm
I'd like to put my name foward for the "Australia" section

A snippet of my short/honest reviews:
Some I have started
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=13867.msg134267#msg134267
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=120189.msg817796#msg817796
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=120189.msg828224#msg828224
Some i have posted in
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=3207.msg44783#msg44783
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=3766.msg45533#msg45533
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=1701.msg22430#msg22430
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=570.msg67167#msg67167
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=9191.msg86138#msg86138
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=3766.msg45533#msg45533
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=139971.msg979744#msg979744

There is more, but that should be enuff to give you an idea.

AU in 16 days. high purity product :)
Promise never to write "reviews" like that again :D
Also, I need to know which drugs you're willing to review.
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: ytabletrash on May 29, 2013, 05:15 pm
Here is my reviews list

JoR's source G MDMA
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=105745.msg1143551#msg1143551
NorthWestDirect's Sweet Skunk
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=92632.msg953778#msg953778
Emerald's Ali Baba Hash
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=56378.msg940829#msg940829
NW Nugz' Blue Dream and Pineapple
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=116945.msg1032950#msg1032950
Interways' MDMA
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=120068.msg1143572#msg1143572
LogicPrevail's sample of MDMA
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=161549.msg1150828#msg1150828
MushroomMafia's sample of shrooms
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=160890.msg1176485#msg1176485
T5's NBOMe
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=93087.msg1285557#msg1285557
Cork1Screw's sample of AAA Organic Weed
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=173029.msg1279520#msg1279520
High Cart's NBOMe
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=127206.msg1289884#msg1289884
JeffBobb's sample of DMT
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=174094.msg1290608#msg1290608
Saint Nic's sample of MDMA
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=178055.msg1344950#msg1344950
Cher's sample of MDMA
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=178338.msg1342142#msg1342142
CaptainSnowFlake's Coke
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=186554.msg1362575#msg1362575
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: Ballzinator on May 29, 2013, 08:21 pm
I feel like I have done enough reviews now to be on this list.
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=105745.msg1143551#msg1143551
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=92632.msg953778#msg953778
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=56378.msg940829#msg940829
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=116945.msg1032950#msg1032950
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=120068.msg1143572#msg1143572
Drugs I enjoy/will review: Psychedelics, MDMA, M1, Cannabis Products
Country: USA
Can get access to Marquis tests when needed.
Done :)
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: anton on May 30, 2013, 12:23 am
marijuana, cannaboids, Meh, coke, crack, mdpv, heroin, fentanyl, opium, shrooms, and benzo's

ROA is insuffation, sublingal, oral  or vaporization

And I promise I wont wright quasi-reviews like you have stated!
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: Darktime on May 30, 2013, 12:55 pm
Sorry for the noob question but how do I provide links to reviews that ive done??or links to anything for that matter!
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: ytabletrash on May 30, 2013, 03:53 pm
Sorry for the noob question but how do I provide links to reviews that ive done??or links to anything for that matter!
When you click the blue thing above your post (Where it says Re: thread name), the address bar at the top updates to the address you want. Just copy and paste from there.
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: mracid on May 30, 2013, 04:30 pm
We're looking for 5 REVIEWERS to each receive 1g of MDMA. Looking for experienced reviewers, so please reply with some proof of previous reviews.

Particularly interested for reviewers who can test for purity etc. If you can do this, I might be able to increase the size of the sample.

The sample will be free, and the buyer will be responsible for shipping costs.

If you are interested, please post on my thread with links to reviews

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=111629.45

4sale
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: metaphoe on June 02, 2013, 05:44 pm
Strain: Green Crack

Packaging/Shipping:
Packaging is on point with stable structure with tape to make sure no accidents happen ! Awesome labels, and complete with seals and MBB's to protect aroma, awesome handling and fast shipping with priority.

Appearance/Bag Appeal:
The dank looks dope ! Has an awesome appeal with a lil' bit of fan leaves but still dank, where you can still see the T.H.C. covering over the calyxes and the pistils glands. The hairs are a dark orangey fire red type of color, but they have a nice orange bright creamish color tone.Nice and dense but still fluffy type of buds :)

Image Link:GreenCrack
http://xqz3u5drneuzhaeo.onion/users/qicpic/files/7cm.jpg

Smell/Aroma:
Aw man i love the aroma ! The sativa always well in my opinon are more airy in a sweet and flagrant way ! The bud holds a nice sharp sweet tarty smell with a like a spicey earth whiff.

Touch/Feel:
The buds felt nice and heavy with a strong formation in its structure as i hand crush all my buds my self, and the breakdown of the green crack was very pleasurable, it has a nice feel when u break the lil' calyxes and pockets from the buds, kinda reminds you of like a sour diesel with the little bulging bud pieces.

Taste/Smoke:
The smoke wasn't harsh, and very pliable in the lungs, not bad at all ! The bud has its nice lil' sweet taste, not super over power all sugary and fruity, but it had its nice sweet little undertone with a hint of a earthy spicey taste. The aroma has it familarity once you finally taste the very strong smoke

Experience/Effect:
I love this strain, as i pulled and inhaled hard. The sweet smoke doesnt have you flinch, and you have a nice smooth like rush as you exhale on a big breath, this buds head rush factor is there, as you can have like a no ceiling high effect with this ! The strain has a nice motivational push, from its sativa genetics, and was clearly having me function and socialize like nobodies buisness !

Cost:
At about 230 for a oz.it's set at a nice optimal price and has great re-sell potential!And about 2 thousand 5 hundred for the whole thing !In my area rural of a desert area, we would be lucky to stumble across some bud with no sticks or seeds, and people will pay easily about 15 a gram. With good stats, and buisness i think with the time the prices and be even lower !

Overall:
The buisness that BudCentral runs is super big and fast ! Has great turn around times and keeps communication with all the way around in case i can't understand something or if it's just a question i need to know about, or like just to know the status of my delivery its all in one ! This is one of my top 3 vendors hands down and will soon be yours on the Road as well :)

SR Link:
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/1bebd7348d

SR Review Link:
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=160065.0
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: Ballzinator on June 02, 2013, 07:02 pm
Thanks, metaphoe, that's what a review is supposed to look like :D
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: metaphoe on June 03, 2013, 09:27 am
Thanks, metaphoe, that's what a review is supposed to look like :D

thanks Boss ! :)
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: RaFaeL5 on June 05, 2013, 12:49 pm
Sample review: ketamine from 4sale (forum name = mr acid)
Sample received on: 29/05/2013

packaging: good. Twice vacuum sealed, the first layer made from food-grade plastic and the second layer made from MBB grade plastic… I still miss more "disguise" of the product in the parcel but there's no doubt this will come in time since more and more sellers on SR start thinking about this part of the packaging technique. Other than that the envelop was not suspicious, no smell or other signs that could make someone curious about the content.

shipping: quite quick, got from the UK to our place in about 4 days, so that's good (not express express, but quick)

handling: ok, as it should be

customer service: friendly and quick (keep in mind: this was for a sample)

communication: also friendly, quick and to the point - as I like it (I don't need to know 200 trivial details about what's happening to the seller, I only ask for answers to my questions and that's exactly what I got from this seller).

SAMPLE REVIEW:

preliminary information: I hadn't taken ketamine for about 1.5month prior to testing, so - off course - I was not back to baseline (that takes about 3 years) but at least I had had some rest since my previous K.
4sale had written me that he would be sending a sample of 1gram - when I put it on the scale here it was 1.070gram, so just over the expected weight which is very nice for a sample! Nicely done mr acid/4sale...

setting: in the week, a calm evening, in our room - relaxed with a movie ("Upside down": very good SF-movie, especially when on K… this movie will "blow your head off") about 4h after dinner, with my GF.

Since I know keta quite well I took the first line to certify this is keta indeed… and yep, this was keta without any doubt - racemic.
The lines I insuflated are approximately between 80 and120mg - yes, I know that seems like a lot and I hate to have to snort such long "highways" but with less I just don't have the K-feeling anymore like I want to have it… :-(

Timetable for the first line (in minutes) =
0: insulating and starting the movie - no smell, no taste but some aftertaste (kind of "metallic") on the back of the nose/throat

3: first signs of effect start: between slightly rolling on a boat on the sea & a small MDMA roll

4: K-calmness starts to come, warm checks

5: quick come-up, nice feeling of "dizziness"

7: I feel like lying down on our bed, so I do…

10: first "rush" is over - now the K really starts

+/- 15 (from now the timeline isn't as accurate as for the first 10 minutes :-) : this is RaCeMiC…no doubt about that - nice, drunken feeling, but without too much head spins… if you're into racemic then this is good…

+/-20: nice & dizzy feeling, no head-fuck at all (don't get me wrong: I love the kind of head-fuck you can get from HQ S-isomer - but from racemic you just don't get that), just watching the movie…

+/-25: not feeling much anymore right now - for safety reasons I'll wait 15 more minutes before re-dosing

During this first line I was the only one to take K, so my GF was still sober. I asked her if she notest a difference in my behavior and she said yes, so I asked her to write down what the difference was and this is what she wrote down: "you  on Ket = *very buzzy doing all kind of stuff, * chill & light, * sweet and calm.

After waiting for 40 minutes after the first line I re-dose and give some to my GF as well… she's normally not really into K but wants to try this one with me.
My second line is a bit smaller than the first line (just because I'm too lazy to prepare more…). And anyway, as usual, the K-feeling builds up during successive lines.

From here on I don't give a detailed timeline since I kind of lost track of it.

The second line was nice, just enough to give me an opportunity to "teach" some about K to my GF (how your body feels, how you move, how your focus/vision is/...). The combination with this movie is great (I highly recommend watching "Upside down" when on K!).

The third line for me (second for my GF) will be a "normal" one for my GF and a "good" one for me (in 2 phases because I need to crush some more after insulating the first part of the 3rd). My GF will be lying down and enjoying the movie. After the effect of this line have worn down she'll let me know that she doesn't want me to give this K away (since it's racemic I was thinking about giving it away) - normally she wouldn't mind me giving it away as she's not really into K, but this time she says she wants to keep this for herself… !
My experience on this 3rd line is kind of K-holing… which I totally didn't expect that quickly from racemic (so that's VERY good!). I got an "out of my body" experience for about 10 minutes, with CEV's (I didn't wanted to open my eyes - having information coming in threw my eyes was an unpleasant sensation at that moment) and a "melting pot" of impressions ("me" was floating in a space where lots of information was coming: sound, smell, feeling, thoughts - but it was just all coming to me via 1 central "input channel", it wasn't like when sound is heard, smell is smelled and touch is felt - it was just like all the information was coming to me without passing threw the sense but just going straight into my brain… the CEV's were not very colorful, but that's mostly the case when I go into that rabbit-hole of K).

What was strange to me, but I believe this is a sign of quality, is that soon after coming back from the K-hole, I started feeling hungry (and so did my GF). I've never felt hungry after K before, but it's nice to feel your body react so quickly after the effects of the K have worn of… Also falling asleep was not a problem at all. I believe we were both sleeping within 20 minutes after the effects wore of - again, a sign of quality…

The best way my GF could describe her experience with this ketamine was: "comic"… she really enjoyed it, such as she never enjoyed K before and she clearly states that she'd like to have more of this product in future (even if K will never be her favorite drug's, this specific product has found a weak spot and she really enjoyed it).

edit: the day after trying this K from 4sale we had a beautiful acid-experience on Indica9's "Glimpse of Nirvana" (300μg blotters of needlepoint LSD). At the end of our "Lalaland-journey" we took some of this K and the combination was excellent, not to say "perfect". :-)

Thank you 4sale,
I wish you all the best on the Road.
Please, do keep on the good products and the nice mentality - if you do I'm sure this community will cherish you.
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: onionologist on June 05, 2013, 02:27 pm
How many reviews do I need to become a BRR?!?

I have several members that will vouch for my thread activities...I don't do a whole lot of reviewing but I always give a review when a free sample is part of the agreement.

Hit Mr. Onion via PM regarding this if you would?..

Thanks all!

Glad you all kick ass....much respect to you and your efforts

-onion-
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: NW Nugz on June 06, 2013, 05:21 am
How many reviews do I need to become a BRR?!?

I'm no authority on the issue, but, I'd say it is more about Quality than Quantity.
I bet the OP has instructions such as sending links to your past reviews somewhere :-)
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: anonypunk on June 06, 2013, 02:42 pm
This has made me realize that I need to take more detailed notes when I try new products. Not just for my own sake of preservation and memory recall but to help others as well. I guess it's time to start collecting my reviews so I can send them to the OP. I do like the organization of the reports and that's something I always did when I submitted my trip reports online to Erowid, the lycaeum,  bluelight, and others. Do you guys keep a digital copy of all your reports? It's not something I've ever considered doing. Thanks!
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: anton on June 13, 2013, 01:46 pm
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=171753.0   <-- any comments/opinions of my review?
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: Ballzinator on June 13, 2013, 01:51 pm
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=171753.0   <-- any comments/opinions of my review?
Very good :)
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: Love on June 17, 2013, 04:04 pm
Hey guys n gals,

UK to worldwide vendor offering 2C-E we're offering samples of 2C-E to any reviewers who want to try some of it in return for a honest review of our product and service. We're new to SR but we've been reading what we need to do right so you can rest assured it will be professionally handled (printed address, vac seal and Moisture barrier bags on all orders).

We can either offer samples of 200mg amounts of powder worldwide/UK or 120mg in 8 gelcaps to UK customers as we don't want to risk customs with capsules) All we ask in return is feedback on the listing we give you and a forum review.

Either contact me on the forum by PM or on the market at http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/885c2e06ab

EDIT: All samples are now gone sorry!
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: Ballzinator on June 20, 2013, 04:16 pm
drzheng just PM'd me asking if he can advertise his sample offer in this thread. Just to clarify, vendors don't have to ask me if they can offer samples in this thread.
He is offering TEN FREE 1g samples of methylone (USA domestic):
The most exciting offer!
We offer free 1g methylone to 10 interested people with domestic US shipping for genuine reviews.
Please get in touch with your forum stats.
And we will arrange one sent to you.

SR profile URL:
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/db49c74bca
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: zipstyle on June 21, 2013, 10:57 pm
drzheng just PM'd me asking if he can advertise his sample offer in this thread. Just to clarify, vendors don't have to ask me if they can offer samples in this thread.
He is offering TEN FREE 1g samples of methylone (USA domestic):
The most exciting offer!
We offer free 1g methylone to 10 interested people with domestic US shipping for genuine reviews.
Please get in touch with your forum stats.
And we will arrange one sent to you.

SR profile URL:
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/db49c74bca

Thanks for putting this up.


Got in touch with the doc and he said he'd be sending a sample soon :)
Will be back with a report!
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: metaphoe on June 23, 2013, 07:33 am
Super Temple Ball

Packaging/Shipping: Awesome shipping and was ingenious ! Took about 12 days shipping, and followed MBB protection. This is an international order from the Far East, to Southern United States in 12 days perfect !


Appearance/Bag Appeal:The ball itself is very resinous and shiney, you can see the structure holding itself from it's components, and you can see how all the ingredients really create this fine texture along the formation of this beautiful creation !


Image Link:
http://xqz3u5drneuzhaeo.onion/users/qicpic/files/lw3.JPG

http://xqz3u5drneuzhaeo.onion/users/qicpic/files/lw0.JPG

Smell/Aroma:The aroma on this hash was o' sooooo unique ! It has a nice floral type of assortment and the undertone is quite sweet!

Touch/Feel:The feel for the hash was very nice and sticky almost gluey in a sense if not handled properly. Between the usage, i had learned how to use the ball, to gather its self and create its, shape, i rubbed on these babies so long after a lil' meditational prayers and thinking my palms were sore !


Taste/Smoke: The taste is remarkable ! It has this watermelon type of taste from like the candies we have here in my local city ! These candies are of like a chile powder "lucas" candy with the watermelon shape lollipop it comes in, they have very sweet tastes ! The cool thing i noticed is that this hash has no irritation and harsh kick back, virtually no feeling as you inhale ! This hash has no spicey flavor in it, and i think its due, to its altidues and process of this hash that seperates it from the rest ! A true fine novelty indeed !


Experience/Effect: The juice had me feel energetic and very cerebral, and a nice long lasting effect, and its body high is very soothing, i can tell you with confidence this is a nice mixture for any reason, to enjoy some exotic smoke !


Cost: At about 150 dollars for 5 grams ! You can't beat that !

Overall:I want to thank Natural Oils for allowing me the chance to review this remarkable product and for blessing me with a chance to review this for you all :)


SR Link: http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/1d89124673
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/1bebd7348d
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: mracid on June 26, 2013, 07:08 pm
LSD SAMPLES

We're looking for 5 experienced and proven reviewers to sample our LSD. We have been selling these blue beauties for a while, 150ug and soooo clean.

After a 2 month wait, they are BACK IN STOCK!

If you would like to be considered for 2 free tabs, please visit my forum thread and leave a post.
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My store - http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/4f6ee73a39 - but please keep messages to FORUMS ONLY regarding the samples.

4sale / mracid
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: RaFaeL5 on June 26, 2013, 07:39 pm
LSD SAMPLES

We're looking for 5 experienced and proven reviewers to sample our LSD. We have been selling these blue beauties for a while, 150ug and soooo clean.

After a 2 month wait, they are BACK IN STOCK!

If you would like to be considered for 2 free tabs, please visit my forum thread and leave a post.
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=111629.0

My store - http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/4f6ee73a39 - but please keep messages to FORUMS ONLY regarding the samples.

4sale / mracid

Hi mracid,

I'm very happy to see that you found your way to this forum page...
Here are the good guys!!!
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: Zookie on June 26, 2013, 11:16 pm
Vendor: Love ( http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/885c2e06ab )

Sample: 200mg 2C-E

Communication: I was contacted by this nice gentleman about reviewing his product. Very professional seller and was a delight to talk to. Quick answers and on point, what more can you ask for? 5/5

Delivery: I'm not sure if the package was sent out on Thursday or Friday but either way it arrived at my door Monday morning so that's great stuff right there! 5/5

Packaging: Product was delivered in a small sized letter. It looked very official and there was absolutely nothing suspicious about it. Label was printed in clear and big letters. Upon squeezing the letter you could feel nothing but paper. The product was well hidden inside and there was 0 smell what so ever. Couldent ask for better 5/5

Product: I feel the product would best be covered in a little trip report, so here goes.

So I started out with eye balling 3 doses which consisted of somewhere around 5-8 mg. Me doing the biggest line and the chicks I was with doing a bit less then me seeing as they are very inexperienced with tripping. Honestly I probably wouldent advice eye balling doses as small as this, but I've handled enough powder in my day to feel comfortable doing so.

Almost instantly as the powder went up my noose I felt a little burn, wasent that bad really but the girls complained a lot more haha. Maybe 5 minutes later I started feeling this weird body load starting. I felt a little lightheaded and all of us started sweating a whole lot.

15 minutes after the initial dose I started noticing a lot of things moving around. It was different somehow then say 2c-b it all felt a lot deeper. We dident really know what to do so we decided to go outside for a bit. The weather was incredible! It was like 30 degrees outside and the sun was shinning as bright as ever. Walking around in the sun without my shirt of felt fucking amazing. We went to a football field and lied down for about an hour and just watched the clouds.

Ill skip ahead a few hours here. We eventually met a friend when we were just walking around and smoked a joint with him. I noticed right after the first pass that I starting to get pretty high. This was maybe like 3 and a half hours after the initial dose. Visuals started coming back and once again I felt great! We went home to my place where he wanted to try some 2c-e as well. I eyeballed maybe around 5mg for him and 1.5-2 mg for myself. We sat down and smoked another joint. After we had finished it he had to leave for a little while. When he was gone I was pretty freaking lost.

The bodyload I had was sooooooo intense I mean really! It was pretty crazy, but it felt soo good. I had really intense visuals and everything was making weird patterns and morphing. My pupils were absolutely huge. I would strongly advice anyone doing 2c-e to get some pot to go with it, it's pretty crazy to say the least.

I continued to trip for a long time. And I mean a long time, I actually have a question to you here Love. I read on erowid that insuffalating 2c-e shoud have a timeline of somewhere around 3-6 hours. I went to bed at 3am, my initial dose was at 15:15. I did 1.5-2mg more around 3 and a half hour after that. I see no reason why you would send me anything other then what was said. And after the things I've read about it I'm 99% sure it was 2c-e. But when I went to bed at 3am I swear to god I still had pretty strong OEV and CEVs. So if anyone has a reasonable explanation to this that would be great haha. But still a clear 5/5!

I'd like to thank Love for the generous sample :)

Cheers mate and best of luck on SilkRoad!



Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: zipstyle on June 28, 2013, 03:21 am
Hello all!

Just finished sampling some DMT from JeffBobb. Here's my report:

I am back with my First Trial Report:

Earlier this week, I got a 250 mg sample from JeffBobb (http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/b837eeb5d4) for his N,N DMT crystalline powder. The package arrived quickly, and the stealth was legit. If you are considering DMT vendors, I would highly recommend this one for the spice. I can say, after my First Trial, that this is very potent and also very close to pure (I have used DMT on several other occasions from a variety of sources).

I decided to start with basics, since there is such little information on the internet (darknet or clearnet) about rectal administration of DMT.

I put somewhere between 15-20 mg of DMT powder into a small bottle cap and added 1.5 ml of water.
DMT did not fully dissolve, but it did go into suspension so that I could draw it all up into a liquid syringe (used for infant medication admin.)
I put the syringe pretty far into my anus and delivered the DMT.
Then I laid down on my stomach for approximately 5 minutes. During those 5 minutes, I felt tingling spreading from my anus out to my lower body and also up towards my torso. You know, the kind of tingling usually accompanied by goosebumps. While this was happening, I was also experiencing a growing burning feeling in my anus. Also a very strong urge to defecate, even though I'd already emptied my bowels before starting the experiment. After 5 minutes, I couldn't wait anymore. The urge to poop and the burning had become basically unbearable.
After expelling whatever else my body was able to push out, I sighed, thinking the experiment was over and that I'd need to do another trial. But suddenly, I felt that familiar feeling in my teeth that I get when I do DMT (I don't know if other people get this or not). It's the sensation that my teeth are vibrating at a specific frequency or something, and then that feeling kind of spreads to the rest of my body. Either way, I realized the experiment was not over YET. :)
So I wiped my ass (which was feeling considerably better after) and laid back down on my bed.
The DMT comeup feeling continued to grow for about 2-3 minutes.
With my eyes closed, I noticed that the darkness behind my eyelids was growing steadily brighter (and my room was mostly dark). I could almost feel the DMT moving through my veins and into my brain like small waves on the beach as the tide is going up. That steady, rhythmic increasing. However, this feeling faded after about 4 minutes and I was left with a peaceful mindstate.
End Report
~.~.~

Thoughts: I think I need to increase the dose to somewhere between 30-50 mg and possibly use a different substance to dissolve the DMT in. I'm guessing butter was suggested because DMT dissolves easily in butter? Will have to research that property a bit more. I can say that rectal administration is most definitely a reasonable ROA, but the technique needs to be fine-tuned. I'm glad I tried this before snorting it, that's for sure. I really enjoyed the gradual comeup vs the usual shot-out-of-a-psychedelic-cannon feeling one gets from smoking the DMT. I think this will be my ROA of choice once I understand what I need in order to achieve a breakthrough dose. This ROA didn't lose any of the feelings of sanctity that smoked DMT affords. I felt like I was on my way to be in a very "holy" kind of state and that I would be in touch with Teachers soon.

As a (funny) side note: I think I may have at least successfully micro-dosed DMT! :P

Order from this vendor with confidence! :) 10/5
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: Saint Nic on June 28, 2013, 07:53 am
I have been kindly referred to this thread by ytabletrash,

I currently have spots for reliable reviewers to snap up some free MDMA (EXCLUDING postage and packaging).

If you are interested please check out my thread:
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=178055.msg1283822#msg1283822

Be Good.
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: Love on June 28, 2013, 09:09 pm
Just want to say I can only say good things about Zookie and Bamoida2's reviews. They are both very detailed in their reviews regarding posting quality, communications and product quality. If you're looking for any reviewers I can't recommend them enough.

Not sure if this is the place to recommend them but they both deserve to be in the "reliable reviewer" section of the OP.
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: Ballzinator on June 29, 2013, 10:36 am
Just want to say I can only say good things about Zookie and Bamoida2's reviews. They are both very detailed in their reviews regarding posting quality, communications and product quality. If you're looking for any reviewers I can't recommend them enough.

Not sure if this is the place to recommend them but they both deserve to be in the "reliable reviewer" section of the OP.
Tell them to send me a PM with links to at least three good reviews they've done, a list of drugs they're willing to review, their country and optional additional data like testing reagents available etc.
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: Ballzinator on June 29, 2013, 10:37 am
My review of Love's 2C-E:
Communication
Love is a friendly vendor who answers any questions very quickly.

Shipping and Packaging
Ordered a 200mg sample of 2C-E on June 18th. Arrived in Germany on June 21st. That's fucking fast!
Packaging was appropriate for shipping within the EU.

Appearance
Fluffy white powder that sticks to itself, much like 2C-P.
http://5xrder5zmkqkdary.onion/ballzi/2c-e.jpg
*not the baggie it came in

Testing the product
10mg gave me a nice headspace and mild visuals, especially very long tracers. Baseline after roughly about 9-10 hours. Good, pure stuff :)


Love is a great vendor in every regard!
Communication 5/5
Shipping 5/5
Packaging 5/5
Product 5/5
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: GlenRunciter on July 01, 2013, 01:32 pm
I would like to thank Dr.Zheng for a generous sample of M1 to test drive.  This is a quality product...all small translucent rocks.  No B.S.   I had very similar results as discussed above...a dose of approx 270mg consumed orally lasted a good 4-5 hours.   Very very clean with blasts of euphoria.   My body felt electric.  I did not feel so impaired that I couldn't function around straights.  Comedown was painless.  A good time was had by all.  I can't recommend Dr. Zheng's m1 highly enough....if you're in the US, shipping is ultra quick and you can't beat those prices.  Once I have enough Bitcoin saved up...I know where I will be procuring my m1.   I hope Dr. Zheng decides to ship more of his fine RC's from inside the United States...I think that would be a wise business decision.   ;)   Quality, quality product, and a great communicator.    A+    8)
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: Twelve_Pickles on July 01, 2013, 07:23 pm
it has to be said that TSC definately has some of the best hash on the road. i recently sampled the premier marroc sativa, ketama sativa & the paki pollen.

firstly i would like to state dfor the record that i didnt like the paki pollen, it is very difficult to put into a spliff, i am primarily a spliff smoker. it is hard, and difficult to work as it bubbles so intensely. but when you take the time and patience to crumble it into a pipe, thats where the fun begins, its very strong and spicey, has a distinct oil meets dark chocolate aroma. its similar to ice-o-lator hash sold in the 'dam in the late 90s early 00s; before concentrates and oils really took off.on the throat its harsh but tasty and on the head it hits you right between the eyes. definitely a late night smoke.

the ketama sativa is an absolute delight, soft at room temp, brilliantly black and such a pleasure to smoke, incredibly easy to roll into sausages and one of the best blacks i have ever smoked. its sweet and spicy, and leaves no hash residue in the ash, this is a sign of purity of the hash; lower quality blacks will leave the sausages in the ash.

the Moroccan sativa is a revelation, it is lighter than the ketama and can be rolled into sausaged, but not as easily as the ketama. it smells very very much like the raw material from which is produced. citral cannabis; it is incredibly uplifting and happy! one of the best day time smokes ive ever had. piping this leaves you with the sloppiest smile on your face ever. fantastic

very good stealth, quick delivery within Europe.

Wonderful
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: zipstyle on July 02, 2013, 03:35 am
I would like to thank Dr.Zheng for a generous sample of M1 to test drive.  This is a quality product...all small translucent rocks.  No B.S.   I had very similar results as discussed above...a dose of approx 270mg consumed orally lasted a good 4-5 hours.   Very very clean with blasts of euphoria.   My body felt electric.  I did not feel so impaired that I couldn't function around straights.  Comedown was painless.  A good time was had by all.  I can't recommend Dr. Zheng's m1 highly enough....if you're in the US, shipping is ultra quick and you can't beat those prices.  Once I have enough Bitcoin saved up...I know where I will be procuring my m1.   I hope Dr. Zheng decides to ship more of his fine RC's from inside the United States...I think that would be a wise business decision.   ;)   Quality, quality product, and a great communicator.    A+    8)

Great review GlenRunciter! I'm sure my review will sound along the same lines :)

Coming to say that I got my order. I might not have a chance to sample it for ~ a week or so, but I will post a full review as soon as I do.
**I MIGHT have a friend that can try it tonight, so I'll report back with that if it does happen.
For now, I can comment on the non-experience aspects:
-Good stealth, but as constructive feedback I would just suggest using a stronger envelope if possible (package still arrived just fine but the paper seemed a bit flimsy and could have torn).
-Shipping was pretty quick, took about 4 days to Western US.
-Communication was 5/5, he responded promptly on marketplace and on the forums with any questions or concerns I had.
-The product I received was exactly the way GlenRunciter described above. Small, translucent crystals that look very clean.
Going to taste a small crystal...
Tastes bitter, just like methylone should!

Looking forward to doing a full trial of this in the near future.
Thanks Dr.Zheng!

All the best,
zipstyle
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: RaFaeL5 on July 04, 2013, 11:06 pm
DReaMensioN:

I took the sample (110mg) at 22h, after a relaxed day driving around.
2 days ago I had a micro-dose of mescaline (8mg).

We waited 2h after dinner before taking the MDMA and in the meanwhile we had a few beers.

15m after swallowing the parachute I can feel the very first wave of warmth going from my belly to my brain. Just 1 small, lonesome wave - but I know now more will come ;)

1h I can feel more and more of the MDMA in my body, my mind (? and my soul?)

We're just over 1h in the sample and I get the "MDMA confusion" very hard… nice, because you go with the flow without worrying about whatsoever...

During the up-come of MDMA often you'll feel tired, or sometimes a bit paranoid, but with this MDMA i just feel very "uplifted"… I can feel the "zoom" in my ears (very clear sign of a rapid come-up) but not the fatigue or paranoia that I sometimes have…
It does come up strong after 1h. I measured about 1.7mg/body kg and thus I took 110mg (just 10mg less than what I would usually take), but I don't think the experience will be any less intense because of those 10mg…

About 1.5h: the hart rate start to go up a bit, the "confusion" seems to be ebbing away, still quite a "zoom" in the ears - but that's totally normal for me when I take pure and good MDMA.

We're home alone, with some nice psychedelic music and (this is quite rare for me) I feel the urge to actually dance (while being on MDMA)… nice and totally unexpected..!

2h in the experience - no doubt about it; this is first class MDMA. A bit "lighter" and more "uplifting" than most other MDMA's I've tried (but I also took 10mg less than my normal dose)…
Anyway: I've sampled this product and now, without any doubt, I can recommend DReaMensioN's MDMA.
He's a nice guy, with a good service and very quick packaging&shipping. His stealth is inventive and his product is top-notch..

Now we're gone take some 2C-B and stop writing about the sample :D sorry for that, but "life must go on"...

The 2C-B hasn't started working yet…but I can really tell you this: I"m totally enjoying my ride in MDMA-county. This is not the "hardest" MDMA that you can buy on the Road, nor the most intense, but it is one that will bring you a VERY clean high…
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: Zookie on July 05, 2013, 08:39 pm
Zookie Sweetie can you possibly re post your review at your

Ballz'n'Blargh's thread?, for any of you vendors out there wanting to promote your new found biz Talk to Zookie hes your man. 

So For honest reviews i recommend Zook.!!!

And the very VERY very popular thread below.

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=117957.120

In Zookies sig file....  8)


Alright boys and girls, here is my review of this Awesome vendor.

Communication: Red Eye is a super easygoing person, love it. No different in pms. Quick answer, what more can you ask for? 5/5

Shipping: Great shipping speed, took 3 or 4 days to Scandinavia, cant remember exactly. Sample was shipped the same day I talked to the vendor about it as well so that's pretty awesome. 5/5

Packaging: Really really good packaging here. Got the letter which looks very official. Thin and nothing could be felt when feeling for something. Inner packaging great also, And if it gets through our customs it gets through any custom. Great stuff. 5/5

Product: Alright so I really feel I have to tell you guys about my day here. Yesterday I drank like at least 12 liters of water cause I had to do a urine test today. Woke up drank more water, struggled like a bitch with other words. I take a buss to go do my test, turns out I don't have to freaking do it lol. I feel awesome, take the buss back and pretty much start half running to my apartment cause I wanna smoke some hash!

I go to buy cigarettes, rizzla and a lighter. Got everything set up, I come home, the hash is gone. I couldent believe it. I start looking through every freaking inch of my apartment. I look through my fucking thrash. I mean I looked EVERYWHERE. It was gone. I was fucking shocked. The only person but me who's been in my place is my best friend. And he's been staying with me for like a week. I text him and call him, no answer. I keep looking for hours. Then I get a text from my friend.

Apparently he had hid it in his fucking computer. For a reason I can find no logic off. He knew I had not smoked for 8 fucking days and was doing the test today. But now we get the the good part.

This hash tastes as good as it smells, and it smells soooo nice. This is probably amongst the softest hash I've seen. Crumbles incredibly well and burns even better. After about 1/6 of the joint I started getting high. This stuff is pretty couch looking I have to say haha. Great body high and mind. Havent felt this great in quick a while! Need I say more? 5/5

Id like to thank Red Eye for the sample.
Now I know where to go when I want hash.
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: boomer1932 on July 05, 2013, 09:16 pm
I'm finally listed in the OP!  Just posting so I can follow the thread for now - I'll be back with some reviews in the next few days (hopefully).
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: zipstyle on July 10, 2013, 03:41 am
Hello all, and sorry drzheng for the late review!!

Life got a bit crazy, but as promised, I bring you a quality zipstyle report.
Here is Part 1: http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=117957.msg1296485#msg1296485

Here is what followed:
Though I could not take any M1 for fear of a positive result on a drug test the following day, my partner took a good sized rail. Within 15 minutes she said that she could feel it quite well and started to feel like dancing. We went to Walmart instead for a quick errand (to buy whipped cream ;)). While there, she became enthralled with the store despite her utmost hatred for the place. We both hate Walmart, actually. It's a shit place. I hope you don't own/work for them. ANYWAYS, she said that the M1 felt really clean and she was wanting more. So we went back to my place and she decided to *plug* about 25 mg, give or take. After plugging, she said that she felt amazingly good. I had her lie down and I came onto her. She mentioned issues with having her period so... I decided to play with her cute little asshole. Which she is usually VERY VERY self-conscious about and does not let me do. But after the M1, she told me she was actually liking it and was surprised to hear me tell her that I had two fingers completely inside her asshole. And she was feeling amazing.

So amazing, in fact, that she asked me to assfuck her. For the very first time. And lemme tell you, drzheng, that was some amazing ass. Idk if methylone makes contractions go wild, but her ass sure was! Made me cum in about 15 minutes, which is way shorter than usual (about 2 hours normally). I was sober, but she was loving it. After rinsing off, she had me do it again. I gladly obliged. Then she gave me a bath. Life is fucking good. And drzheng has the M1 that I will surely go to the next time I want some. Jesus, this shit is amazing for sex...I will report back if/when I also take it during the next rendezvous. Thank you very much for the opportunity to sample your product, and sorry again for the late review.

After sex and bathtime, my partner had no issues falling asleep next to me and felt an amazing afterglow the following day. Seriously could not have gone better.

much love,
zipstyle
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: noumen0n on July 11, 2013, 06:55 am
Got my 1g sample of M1 from drzheng last week and was only now able to test it out. drzheng was generous enough to waive shipping fees and communicated thoroughly to let me know when to expect my package. All I can say is wow this is some good shit. I've had more experience with mdma than M1 but this was the cleanest I've had so far. The product came in a mixture of powder and decently sized crystals. Stealth was sufficient for a sample although my package was torn a little (no fault of drzheng of course). I ate 200mg and followed it up with some nice long lines for a total of about 300mg. The come up was super smooth and I felt amazing. Very similar to MDMA but without the ridiculously dilated pupils and terrible jaw clenching, a huge plus for me. This lasted for a good 5 hours until the high gently decreased letting me come down without any discomfort.

All in all, its a 5/5 from me. If anyone's looking for a domestic methylone vendor, you cant beat drzheng's quality at his prices. Thanks again drzheng!
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: aussiepp on July 12, 2013, 07:15 am
Sub'n :)
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: metaphoe on July 12, 2013, 03:03 pm
I vouch for ChronicConfections edibles, and when comes to the eating weed game, they got this in the bag, hands down !

Just the sheer quality of the gooey goodness from his Mini Brownies, to his Famous Cracker Jacks, they all are top notch and exquisitely a delicious delicacy to come across and taste

A small re-cap of his mini brownies, I had started off with the 1st one, on an empty stomach as I was deciding to chill all day, I had been out of bud to smoke, so I figured why not, what the heck right ?

I had nothing to lose, and but everything to gain, I  noticed, if i had no bud, I might as well try getting blazed up in other ways, and what better way than to indulge in a chronicy confection of our own device?

I had Took my first bite of the brownie around 2 in the afternoon, I figured I can scarf this down, and within about an hour, I'll scarf the other down, or so i thought ...

An hour had passed, and for some strange reason I felt like I had the munchies, but like in weird disbelief I couldn't muster the strength to get up off the bed, I soon felt like oh what the heck, and throw back the other brownies, since I was hungry right , well sure why not I thought !

By the the time the second brownie went down, I couldn't come to the conclusion if I was really feeling tired, or just like lazy, and for some strange reason , I was still so hungry, i then remembered, CC had sent a extra caramel brownie, and just the look of it alone, had given me like weed shivers, seeing how the stuff is all made very potent, and i was like man, I bet it taste good, so I threw that edible back too and munched it down !

I swear within about the next hour I knew I had felt something settle in, and have me feeling like very "dropped" all droopy kinda like really your so' tired you can't even hold your eyes open ? Well it was something like that, or like Nodding of some opiates, but man, this stuff was tuggin !

I felt like my face was holding like a 50 pound weight or something, I just felt like a sloth, and now that I can recall, I was just waking up periodically like every 5 minutes just to gaze up, and knock out again !

When it comes to everything else, the delivery, shipping and packaging are up to par, I would suggest maybe once they get a lil' further on the road, of like using MBB's and maybe if they want like digital postage. Other than that they deliver awesome service and care about their customers sincerely.

Word of advice, try not to eat too much because they will add up, and sit you down, take it from me, I  been a smoker for like a strong 10 years, and have like a HULK tolerance I'n not kidding I'm like strong as a horse, but with these babies, your in for a first time high newbie experience, so please exercise a lil' bit of precaution before having too much fun.  ;)

Image Link:

http://xqz3u5drneuzhaeo.onion/users/qicpic/files/4wp.jpg ( Mini Brownies)

http://xqz3u5drneuzhaeo.onion/users/qicpic/files/4wr.jpg (Caramel Brownie)

http://xqz3u5drneuzhaeo.onion/users/qicpic/files/l7t.JPG (Rice Krispy & Cracker Jacks)

SR LINK:
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/572d11cb30

Review Forum Thread: http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=183748.0
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: boomer1932 on July 12, 2013, 04:23 pm
Quote from: boomer1932
Sample of .5g MDMA received to Central US.

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Shipping time (5/5)

Four days in transit?  Are you kidding me!?!  That's amazing.  I didn't even know that was possible.  Should have just ordered the Avatars from you at the same time.  I'll have you in mind next time though.   ;)

Stealth (3/5)

For an international shipment, the stealth wasn't amazing.  Standard looking packaging with a printed label but no return address.  MBB and vac seal both were used, and the product was sealed in a separate small zipper lock baggie within the vac seal.  However, there was nothing outside of the MBB as an eye barrier.  It's just a tiny sealed black MBB inside of the packaging.  I'd like to see a little better stealth for international shipment.

Product (5/5)

I received almost exactly half of a gram of MDMA crystals.  (.485 and a minute amount of residue on the baggie).  Some beautiful white chunks that look like excellent MDMA that I have had in the past.

I haven't had a chance to consume just yet (received in the last 20 minutes) but I'm going to this weekend.  I honestly wasn't expecting this until at least Monday of next week so I definitely hadn't included in this weekend's plans, but I'm happy to make some changes to accommodate for this lovely surprise.  8)

Vendor Communication (5/5)

On the day I ordered the sample listing, I asked about possibly ordering some Avatars as well, but I needed them to arrive within 10 days.  Cher was very polite and told me it might make it in time, but it might not and they don't want to disappoint me (but of course are open to any orders).  Extremely friendly vendor who responded to any of my messages very quickly.



Overall (4/5)

I am so pleased with almost every aspect of this transaction, but the packaging is the only issue I have.  The lack of return address is a red flag to customs, and further inspection may have resulted in a seizure because it was just a small black sealed MBB inside of the packaging, no other eye barriers of any kind.  Once that is fixed, I would not hesitate to order from Cher.

Review of Cher's MDMA.

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=178338.msg1332478#msg1332478
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: abdisamad on July 13, 2013, 01:02 am
Hello fellow travelers
I'm writing a review of drzheng's M1 sample.

To start of drzheng was generous enough to waive any shipping fee, and sent to me despite my low/ non existent buyer stats. The product arrived quickly and discreetly, arriving within days despite the proximity to the fourth of july. For those who asked about domestic signing, i was NOT asked to sign anything. The product was of very high quality as far as i can tell, coming in nice chunky crystals. Having no previous experience with methylone but some decent exposure to MDMA, i did the only sensible thing and i parachuted the whole damn bag. Within ten minutes i was flying. I power walked to the gas station to buy blunt wraps and insisted on having a really protracted conversation with the gas station clerk. Then i went home pulled down all the blinds cranked up my music and danced around while smoking a blunt, feeling like a million dollars. As far as side effects the only thing i experienced was slight foot cramps while walking up hill and some serious jaw clenching, but for the amount i did this was to be expected and very negligible. As for the day after all im goin to say is i'm glad i had the day off  because i spent the whole day in bed watching cartoons feeling the afterglow move back and forth through my body, in a weird kind of tingling sensation. All in all awesome vendor, awesome product, and awesome times, thank you drzheng!!!!
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: DrGonzoII on July 13, 2013, 01:33 am
Hey everybody,
So I am back from a hiatus but I'm now back in full swing and would just like to say that I must now limit my list of products that I am capable of reviewing to Psychedelics, Synthetic Canabinoids, Benzodiazepines, Research Chemicals in general and pretty much anything excluding Cannabis  :'( , Cocaine, Amphetamines and Opiates

I am sorry to say that this obviously means that I can no longer produce my in depth, 5-point cannabis reviews that had become my staple but it is out of my hands for the time being.

However, I will still be here to offer my assistance to new vendors that have any and all questions related to Shipping, Security, Linux, and anything else related to safely and effectively using the road.


So if in doubt, send me a PM
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: zipstyle on July 13, 2013, 07:39 am
Hey, just wanted to check in and say that I am able to expand my drug sampling availability.
Cathinones, ketamine, MXE, LSD, Ergoloids, 2Cs, benzos and amphetamines :)
Pretty much anything except for cannabis, I'd say.
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: aussiepp on July 13, 2013, 08:20 am
Hey guys.
I'm located in Australia and I can sample any product excluding research chemicals (fuck RC's!)
Have a nice day.  8)
-AussiePP
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: mrxempire on July 15, 2013, 07:49 am
this sounds fucking sweet! Ill fucking test any drug if its free! I dont give a shit! When I get the time i'll submit my "resume". So far I have written reviews for, Aidoneus (MDMA), Nod (cocaine), Tessellated(LSD) jesusofrave(LSD) juergen2001(LSD) and XXXotica(marijuana). I'll find links to them in the "show posts" section in my profile.
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: ytabletrash on July 16, 2013, 10:40 am
Updated my list of reviews adding.
Cher's MDMA
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=178055.msg1344950#msg1344950
Saint Nic's MDMA
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=178338.msg1342142#msg1342142
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: Zookie on July 16, 2013, 12:21 pm
What a great idea to make a reviews list! Ill follow suit, here's my latest reviews. There's more but I'm to lazy to go look em all up. Ill keep this updated with all my reviews from now on.

Dr Col's homegrown bud:
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=162399.msg1155046#msg1155046

UK GROW TEK's Mephedrone:
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=155297.msg1133598#msg1133598

Caslava's Alprazolam powder:
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=156859.msg1121746#msg1121746

slkhkk's Chronic:
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=152892.msg1111640#msg1111640

Tessallated's LSD:
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=94182.msg1045710#msg1045710

TechnoHippy's 2c-b
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=143213.msg1027493#msg1027493

Zeus's Powdered mushrooms:
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=161076.msg1166132#msg1166132

JohnnyDeal's Amphetamine:
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=161535.msg1174778#msg1174778

WeBeWeedGirls's G13 and Nebula:
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=162472.msg1236358#msg1236358

HappyTimezz's MDMA:
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=119462.msg1236298#msg1236298

WhiteGold's Cocaine:
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=177575.msg1329024#msg1329024

Cher's MDMA: (lsd review to come)
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=178338.msg1329167#msg1329167

Red Eye's Charas:
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=174741.msg1307792#msg1307792

Love's 2c-e
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=173472.msg1278957#msg1278957

Newtime's LSD:
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=35163.msg1263690#msg1263690

Indian High's Ultra hash, 2c-i and 25i-nbome vitamins:
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=184158.msg1349060#msg1349060

Dutch Pride's DMT:
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=180322.msg1366177#msg1366177

TheDaggaCouple's Blueberry x Swazi skunk:
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=185861.msg1372182#msg1372182
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: Saint Nic on July 18, 2013, 09:04 am
Greetings Reliable reviewers,

We still need your help receiving and reviewing our MDMA. Currently accepting participants from all regions apart from the US (thanks to our state-side participants) as we've sent out our target to them.

If you are interested please see the give-away thread:
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=178055.60

If you're interested please also see my vendor account.

Be Good.
Santa
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: soralangg on July 22, 2013, 04:48 pm
Just updated my review list with a few bits and bobs, I also have another nbome trip I may write up as well as another 2c-p one if I get the time.

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=71378.msg1364832#msg1364832  ChilZon3 - more of a vendor review as benzos are hard to review but its all positive

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=151559.msg1343015#msg1343015  Sooki pre rolled joints - leaf

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=170794.msg1278569#msg1278569  Bubble Hash - Leaf
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: metaphoe on July 25, 2013, 04:36 pm
Vendor: MOON UNIT

SR Link:
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/ff5986db7a

Strain: OG KUSH


Packaging/Shipping: Awesome shipping time with priority, awesome postage perfect label and good seals, making sure the product is safe and sealed with no errors in package or shipment.

Appearance/Bag Appeal: The appearance and bag appeal of Moon Units OGK is phenomenal ! With Hues and color schemes that switch from like lime to a dark resonated greyish film from so much THC crystals, and over the crevices in the glands with lil blotches and lining of purple among some fan leaves. The pistils hairs are like a creamish auburn orange, with a nice subtle tint all over the bud from being riddled in resinous calyxes

Image Link: http:
http://xqz3u5drneuzhaeo.onion/users/qicpic/files/464.jpg

http://xqz3u5drneuzhaeo.onion/users/qicpic/files/lay.JPG

Smell/Aroma: Like an earthy pine dropped in a bag of tangerines with a hint of lemon, just super flabbergasted by the aroma which is so sweet and aromatic, and so loud i can't believe i aint deaf yet ! But seriously the aroma is up to par with some of the other kush's i smelled in my life time.

Touch/Feel: The touch and feel to the bud was super nice, I'm talking still nice and cured but super sticky to the human touch. The buds were hand crushed and were super soft yet pliable and easy to handle but with a lil' care the buds wont stick so much and can be tamed with some scissors


Taste/Smoke: The smoke is exactly how the bud smelled and in all its glory had the same type of taste where u can like practically taste a mouth of sea water when at the beach, because this bud has that earthy metallic taste from which I can compare to the salty type of taste nearly sour from ocean water. Really fulfilling and flavorful on another level.


Experience/Effect: i think the ratio to this dank was super strong it had me about awake 70 % of like a nice 3 hour trip, and this bud comes on strong and mellows out so smoothly. It has nice couch lock properties with a vibrant cerebral effect that has you thinking on point and thinking clearly and concise



Cost: at about 85 bucks a Quarter you can't go wrong ! Also with a limit of 2 per customer and i think i have reached my limit almost. But i will try getting some more, if its possible. ;)


Overall: Moon Unit deliver not only on his word and on his product but on commitment and customer satisfaction. Its clear that he's all about business, but also is there as a person for his customers no matter the order big or small.
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: metaphoe on July 31, 2013, 04:48 am
Vendor: MOON UNIT


Strain: GirlScoutCookies


Packaging/Shipping: Awesome work with label, and postage, super good reinforcement support for the priority box itself, and good blending and seals are spot on !

Appearance/Bag Appeal: The layers upon layers of crystallization and resin, is just out the roof ! Im talking switching color schemes from dark green, emerald, hints of purple-green, white and lime gold accents all over fat vulumptous resin glands that incorporate nice bright orange pistil hairs, all among fuzzy trichome sparkling specs. it's like a art masterpiece looking at the sheer beauty of these flowers ! NO JOKE ! :0 (my serious face)

Image Link: http:
http://xqz3u5drneuzhaeo.onion/users/qicpic/files/lh4.JPG

http://xqz3u5drneuzhaeo.onion/users/qicpic/files/lha.JPG


Smell/Aroma: The smell, had no chance of staying put ! I'm talking straight penetration of your whole surroundings and clothes. This aint for the weak hearted, and if you can't take the strong stench, you may catch a headache from lack of nose strength. This is some serious fancy OG KUSH. I love all the hybrids that OG Kush produces, and the GSC is a prime example !

Touch/Feel: The bud itself is nice and crisp , cured to perfection, you can see it in the looks, as well as the aroma that was locked in ever so perfectly, it really locks in the the core to a smooth and enjoyable smoke. Gosh' if anything the bud had its stickyness factor along with its nice and sturdy feel aswell, clear to see that with a good cure, you get a awesome specimen of medicinal quality cannabis.


Taste/Smoke: The smoke had me stuck on stupid, same class type of OG taste, and almost resembles a sweet kind of like pine earth. Has the mouth full of sea water effect as i like to call it, and as good as taste'n salt & vinegar chips also. I swear i still need to nail the actual taste, but some would probably prefer like a lemon scented pinesol with a hint of like sourness that the chem dawg family gives, but gosh all around super fuely and gassy if anything , im talking hi grade octane


Experience/Effect: The bud was so surreal i know i was tripping when i thought i was getting giggly, really laughy taffy type of stuff, with a hint of cereberalism and slothfulness. Im talking like if you smoke enough of this you will burn yourself out , and in a good way ! Like you get this rush, just by the experience of smoking such prestige stuff, so it intensifies the effects somewhat, i mean let's face it, if you smoke schwag brown stuff, you probably be making faces and not like'n your smoke, clearly some people put up with it, but why smoke bullshit, when you can treat yourself to some cool whip type of shit, and not some cheap pudding mix type of gigs. I would knock this ratio of types about a good strong 80% Sativa / 20% Indica. I would like to say it has some Indica in it, due to it's lineage. but gosh. it really has a super sativa pull, none the less !


Cost: This super stuff, is priced nicely for some supreme medical quality stuff, and is ranged at about 1,150 a QP for this GSC. That's about 275, for 4 oz. Now imagine the retail capabilities one will posses if utilized correctly


Overall: The work MOON UNIT puts in is an awesome one ! The communication he gives and professionalism he incorporates is un-parallel to anyone, and it's like finding a hidden diamond in the rough when you ever get to work with the Unit from the Moon.


SR Link:
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/ff5986db7a
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: ytabletrash on August 16, 2013, 08:50 am
gonna just go a head and bump this here thread, seems to have died a bit :P
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: metaphoe on August 19, 2013, 02:37 am

Vendor: Gordon Gekko

Strain: (Hash) OG Kush

SR Link: http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/b32a30dee7

Package/Shipping: Awesome Double Sealing Quick Priority and good Workmanship on the the package,product and Delivery. You can rest assured when you work with Gordon Gekko. 

Appearance/Bag Appeal: This OG Hash looks very nice at first glance you can see the coffee cream like brownish hue to it, but in some nice pressed areas you can see almost a dark brown almost like a purple black hue from so much condensation of the trich's in this hash.

Image Link: http:
http://postimg.org/image/y53bycb5v/85495d63/
http://postimg.org/image/6tkt6hfdl/fada7d51/

Aroma/Smell: A OG smell with the super concentrated hash effect, so it leaves the smell of your classic OG,but with a more super strong concentrated aspect to it. It's understandble do to hash being made in a more pure form of just your flower counterpart. You soon will realize why you love hash, especially after trying the awesome OG Kush strain because it's totally flavorful and tasty strain.

Taste/Smoke: You receive a full pressed hash type of taste but with a strong OG overtone ! It reminds of me of like a 90 micron type of hash, very fine and pure taste, very over powering as well. Extremely high octane with that classic fuel of scent when pull out the fumes and exhale. You will feel expansion so careful on shortness of breath, as i made the mistake to fully take this strong and head on and smoke like half a gram in one quick sitting. The tones of the taste come in with a nice earthy kind of like a ever green pine and sharp with the hash overtone of being made pure in its form.

Experience/High: At first you get a nice warm rush, and i took such gigantic hits that i almost had a long head rush last too long ! Really potent body warmth as i felt it immediately surge through me like electricity bolts in a power-plant. The initial peak sets in after about 15 minutes and is quite intense where one may feel the need to sit down and not let it over take you. It can be quite psychedelic if you let your mind play tricks on you, so go easy ! :) If anything i can say it had me wanting to sleep all day and just rest really well.

Cost: At about 375 a oz. You have a nice quality of a product with a even better price.

Overall: Gordon Gekko offers not only quality and quantity,but also professionalism with awesome positive customer care too. You can rest easy knowing your covered from start to finish when you work with the best.

Forum Review Thread Link:
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=189584.0
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: norrischuck on August 20, 2013, 05:01 pm
We are a a new vendor selling quality material on SR "NORRISCHUCK" at unbeatable prices.
First on the list of products is quality un-cut BK-MDMA  powder material available straight from the lab.

We are focusing on bulk buyers- good deals start at 20-g 1000g

In order to prove our credibility we are giving away 25g for reviews with US shipping

URL is on our signature.
Get in touch on mainroad for info.
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: norrischuck on August 21, 2013, 11:35 am
We are a a new vendor selling quality material on SR "NORRISCHUCK" at unbeatable prices.
First on the list of products is quality un-cut BK-MDMA  powder material available straight from the lab.

We are focusing on bulk buyers- good deals start at 20-g 1000g

In order to prove our credibility we are giving away 25g for reviews with US shipping

URL is on our signature.
Get in touch on mainroad for info.

Heres the link to stealth listing for you all
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/0f4efb2e63
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: zipstyle on August 21, 2013, 03:42 pm
We are a a new vendor selling quality material on SR "NORRISCHUCK" at unbeatable prices.
First on the list of products is quality un-cut BK-MDMA  powder material available straight from the lab.

We are focusing on bulk buyers- good deals start at 20-g 1000g

In order to prove our credibility we are giving away 25g for reviews with US shipping

URL is on our signature.
Get in touch on mainroad for info.

Heres the link to stealth listing for you all
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/0f4efb2e63

Listing ordered! Will post back with a report :)
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: zipstyle on August 26, 2013, 06:21 am
We are a a new vendor selling quality material on SR "NORRISCHUCK" at unbeatable prices.
First on the list of products is quality un-cut BK-MDMA  powder material available straight from the lab.

We are focusing on bulk buyers- good deals start at 20-g 1000g

In order to prove our credibility we are giving away 25g for reviews with US shipping

URL is on our signature.
Get in touch on mainroad for info.

Heres the link to stealth listing for you all
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/0f4efb2e63

Listing ordered! Will post back with a report :)

Well, it's been around 5 days since I placed the order and it's still processing in the orders center. I sent them my address with PGP encryption and am waiting to hear back from them. Any luck for anyone else?
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: Vanquish on August 26, 2013, 06:41 am
We are a a new vendor selling quality material on SR "NORRISCHUCK" at unbeatable prices.
First on the list of products is quality un-cut BK-MDMA  powder material available straight from the lab.

We are focusing on bulk buyers- good deals start at 20-g 1000g

In order to prove our credibility we are giving away 25g for reviews with US shipping

URL is on our signature.
Get in touch on mainroad for info.

Heres the link to stealth listing for you all
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/0f4efb2e63

Listing ordered! Will post back with a report :)

Well, it's been around 5 days since I placed the order and it's still processing in the orders center. I sent them my address with PGP encryption and am waiting to hear back from them. Any luck for anyone else?

Same here, shows they have been on daily though.
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: Vanquish on August 26, 2013, 05:49 pm
Well, it's been around 5 days since I placed the order and it's still processing in the orders center. I sent them my address with PGP encryption and am waiting to hear back from them. Any luck for anyone else?

Just got this cryptic message from him today.

"Due to high popularity we got offline and on SR for our product unfortunately all our stock has been sold out and we are await for some fresh material to become available.
With regret for now we will have cancel your sample order as we are unable to satisfy with fulfilling the offer.
Hope you can understand and we will update on forums once all becomes available.
Thanks for interest and when it becomes available once again we will notify you personally.
Thanks"

Either pure incompetency or a honeypot, either one I'm not happy about.
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: zipstyle on August 26, 2013, 06:06 pm
Well, it's been around 5 days since I placed the order and it's still processing in the orders center. I sent them my address with PGP encryption and am waiting to hear back from them. Any luck for anyone else?

Just got this cryptic message from him today.

"Due to high popularity we got offline and on SR for our product unfortunately all our stock has been sold out and we are await for some fresh material to become available.
With regret for now we will have cancel your sample order as we are unable to satisfy with fulfilling the offer.
Hope you can understand and we will update on forums once all becomes available.
Thanks for interest and when it becomes available once again we will notify you personally.
Thanks"

Either pure incompetency or a honeypot, either one I'm not happy about.

I got the same exact message today. Fucking weird. Hopefully the community will keep keep an eye on this. I sure will.

P.S. Nice headline, Vanquish ;)
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: UANDiR1 on August 28, 2013, 03:55 am
Wow, that sounds scary, so if basically any law enforcement officer can pose as a new vendor and do a sample offering to the public in order to pool addresses, then why even take the risk? I even see some of the most senior, experienced members, members who are much wiser than me taking that risk, and I just want to know what is the rationale?

ALSO, I had once thought (but now from everyone's reaction I am more confused than anything) that once the vendor views a buyer's address (aka "accepts the order"), the order gets marked as "in transit," and as long as the order does not get accepted by the vendor, but rather, is cancelled by the vendor, then the vendor never even saw the buyer's address. Surely someone here can get an SR admin buddy of theirs to verify this info and then get back with us. I might be wrong about this, but I do recollect reading this somewhere.

Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: convergedlight on September 02, 2013, 04:55 am
Wow, that sounds scary, so if basically any law enforcement officer can pose as a new vendor and do a sample offering to the public in order to pool addresses, then why even take the risk? I even see some of the most senior, experienced members, members who are much wiser than me taking that risk, and I just want to know what is the rationale?

ALSO, I had once thought (but now from everyone's reaction I am more confused than anything) that once the vendor views a buyer's address (aka "accepts the order"), the order gets marked as "in transit," and as long as the order does not get accepted by the vendor, but rather, is cancelled by the vendor, then the vendor never even saw the buyer's address. Surely someone here can get an SR admin buddy of theirs to verify this info and then get back with us. I might be wrong about this, but I do recollect reading this somewhere.

I'm pretty sure this is incorrect.  I've seen reports on these boards of people occasionally receiving items the vendor forgot to mark in transit (even ones they had cancelled on after so many days processing), so clearly the info is available to the vendor from the onset.
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: RaFaeL5 on September 04, 2013, 10:15 am
I posted this @ the Avengers,
but here's a copy:

Cher…
as promised here is the review of our reagent-testing of Cher's goodies (the links are .onion!):

1) microdot (picture: http://torimagesbp2vt3u.onion/i/7yZY.jpg)
LSD-test Smartblend: positive color reaction, after 10 minutes the color of the liquid has changed to a good reaction-color for LSD (least intense color of the 3 tests)

EZ-test: immediate beautiful color (nice pink!), this is the best reaction that I've seen in a LONG time. The color keeps getting more and more intense, going from pink to red in less than 5 minutes. Perfect color and no more change of it at 15 minutes. Really one of the nicest reactions we've seen in a long time… C

2) Avatar (picture: http://torimagesbp2vt3u.onion/i/v9jg.jpg )
LSD-test Smartblend: positive color reaction at 2 minutes, after 10 minutes the color of the liquid has changed to a good reaction-color for LSD (color lies in between the 2 other tests)

EZ-test: barely any color change at 3 minutes. At 10 minutes it still didn't get much better (not even on the blotter itself)

3) Gandalf (picture: http://torimagesbp2vt3u.onion/i/6zIR.jpg )
LSD-test Smartblend: positive color reaction at 2 minutes, after 10 minutes the color of the liquid has changed to a good reaction-color for LSD (stingiest color change of the 3 tests)

EZ-test: barely any color change at 3 minutes. At 10 minutes it did change a LITTLE (mainly on the blotter itself)


PS: about the pictures: what you see in the shot-glass is the "LSD-test from Smartbled", this liquid should turn to a deep brown color if LSD is present in it; what you see in the long test-tube kind of recipient is the EZ-test for LSD and this liquid should turn to pink/red if LSD is present in it. 

PPS: sorry for the low quality of pictures - I'm still looking for a picture host where I don't need to down-size my images like crazy…
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: zipstyle on September 05, 2013, 05:45 am
I posted this @ the Avengers,
but here's a copy:

Cher…
as promised here is the review of our reagent-testing of Cher's goodies (the links are .onion!):

1) microdot (picture: http://torimagesbp2vt3u.onion/i/7yZY.jpg)
LSD-test Smartblend: positive color reaction, after 10 minutes the color of the liquid has changed to a good reaction-color for LSD (least intense color of the 3 tests)

EZ-test: immediate beautiful color (nice pink!), this is the best reaction that I've seen in a LONG time. The color keeps getting more and more intense, going from pink to red in less than 5 minutes. Perfect color and no more change of it at 15 minutes. Really one of the nicest reactions we've seen in a long time… C

2) Avatar (picture: http://torimagesbp2vt3u.onion/i/v9jg.jpg )
LSD-test Smartblend: positive color reaction at 2 minutes, after 10 minutes the color of the liquid has changed to a good reaction-color for LSD (color lies in between the 2 other tests)

EZ-test: barely any color change at 3 minutes. At 10 minutes it still didn't get much better (not even on the blotter itself)

3) Gandalf (picture: http://torimagesbp2vt3u.onion/i/6zIR.jpg )
LSD-test Smartblend: positive color reaction at 2 minutes, after 10 minutes the color of the liquid has changed to a good reaction-color for LSD (stingiest color change of the 3 tests)

EZ-test: barely any color change at 3 minutes. At 10 minutes it did change a LITTLE (mainly on the blotter itself)


PS: about the pictures: what you see in the shot-glass is the "LSD-test from Smartbled", this liquid should turn to a deep brown color if LSD is present in it; what you see in the long test-tube kind of recipient is the EZ-test for LSD and this liquid should turn to pink/red if LSD is present in it. 

PPS: sorry for the low quality of pictures - I'm still looking for a picture host where I don't need to down-size my images like crazy…


Thanks for these! I recently got some of Cher's microdots and was wondering how they were...
I plan on saving them for a special day in the future :)
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: Ballzinator on September 05, 2013, 10:37 am
I posted this @ the Avengers,
but here's a copy:

Cher…
as promised here is the review of our reagent-testing of Cher's goodies (the links are .onion!):

1) microdot (picture: http://torimagesbp2vt3u.onion/i/7yZY.jpg)
LSD-test Smartblend: positive color reaction, after 10 minutes the color of the liquid has changed to a good reaction-color for LSD (least intense color of the 3 tests)

EZ-test: immediate beautiful color (nice pink!), this is the best reaction that I've seen in a LONG time. The color keeps getting more and more intense, going from pink to red in less than 5 minutes. Perfect color and no more change of it at 15 minutes. Really one of the nicest reactions we've seen in a long time… C

2) Avatar (picture: http://torimagesbp2vt3u.onion/i/v9jg.jpg )
LSD-test Smartblend: positive color reaction at 2 minutes, after 10 minutes the color of the liquid has changed to a good reaction-color for LSD (color lies in between the 2 other tests)

EZ-test: barely any color change at 3 minutes. At 10 minutes it still didn't get much better (not even on the blotter itself)

3) Gandalf (picture: http://torimagesbp2vt3u.onion/i/6zIR.jpg )
LSD-test Smartblend: positive color reaction at 2 minutes, after 10 minutes the color of the liquid has changed to a good reaction-color for LSD (stingiest color change of the 3 tests)

EZ-test: barely any color change at 3 minutes. At 10 minutes it did change a LITTLE (mainly on the blotter itself)


PS: about the pictures: what you see in the shot-glass is the "LSD-test from Smartbled", this liquid should turn to a deep brown color if LSD is present in it; what you see in the long test-tube kind of recipient is the EZ-test for LSD and this liquid should turn to pink/red if LSD is present in it. 

PPS: sorry for the low quality of pictures - I'm still looking for a picture host where I don't need to down-size my images like crazy…
Thanks for your testing efforts :)
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: metaphoe on September 06, 2013, 02:03 am
awesome TEST results RaF !
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: hallucinating horse on September 06, 2013, 08:42 am
Who's the go to MDMA tester around here? I am about to make the MDMA market tap out with my recrystallized MDMA; AKA monopoly.
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: zipstyle on September 06, 2013, 09:55 am
Hit me up man, I've done some detailed MDMA reviews on here (among other things) and I'd be happy to give you a thorough run-down :)
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: hallucinating horse on September 06, 2013, 09:59 am
Hit me up man, I've done some detailed MDMA reviews on here (among other things) and I'd be happy to give you a thorough run-down :)

We can do this. Any other ballz reviewers want in?
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: ytabletrash on September 09, 2013, 01:31 pm
Im down, I love mdma and have tried many-a-vendor here on the road.
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: RaFaeL5 on September 09, 2013, 02:00 pm
Ladies and gentlemen,

let me start my post by saying that I love this forum thead and I'm very glad I met all of you here and had the opportunity to discuss the path of microdosing with you all.
I hope this thread will have a long life, be valuable to those who are considering subperceptual doses of psychedelics and that it'll bring mind-like people together in a constructive and positive manner...

The start of this post may sound a bit "heavy",
it may sound like the beginning of a "goodbye"...
and that's exactly what it is...

For IRL reasons (that I will not detail here for obvious reasons), I will have to take some distance from SR and the forum community in a few days. No worries, nothing bad or serious happened to me nor my family or IRL friends, but this is just how it's gone be.

I might visit the forum now and a while in the coming months, but probably just as a guest and not logged in as "who I am" (even if I hope I'll be able to do such now and a while!).

Nevertheless, I'm very confident that you guys will keep the level of this forum thread high (higher than most of the other pages in this forum!) and the content of the posts "on topic". The support that some of you have showed to some others on this page has been a nice relieve in contrast to what could be seen on many other forum pages and I have no doubt that, when I'll come back to this forum as "who I am", I will have lots of fun and interesting moments reading all your new posts!

Do take care of yourselves and of each other.
Keep in mind that micro-dosing still has to be considered as experimental and thus keep your safety in mind at all times, lower doses are the key to successful microdosing, meditation and a healthy way of life are necessary to be able to achieve a real positive impact on your life when microdosing.

Cheers,
R5

this is a quote from my message on this forum thread: http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=173822.msg1525995#msg1525995

I hope you guys will still be here and still doing a great job when I'll come back.
Keep in mind that being a Reliable Reviewer doesn't always mean that you have to write the tested products were good - you guys are REVIEWERS, not advertisers. If something is good, say so - if something is bad, say so... that's the only way you (we) can be taken seriously on the longer run...
Be critical and constructive!

And thank you Ballz and Blargh!!!
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: Ballzinator on September 09, 2013, 03:01 pm
Ladies and gentlemen,

let me start my post by saying that I love this forum thead and I'm very glad I met all of you here and had the opportunity to discuss the path of microdosing with you all.
I hope this thread will have a long life, be valuable to those who are considering subperceptual doses of psychedelics and that it'll bring mind-like people together in a constructive and positive manner...

The start of this post may sound a bit "heavy",
it may sound like the beginning of a "goodbye"...
and that's exactly what it is...

For IRL reasons (that I will not detail here for obvious reasons), I will have to take some distance from SR and the forum community in a few days. No worries, nothing bad or serious happened to me nor my family or IRL friends, but this is just how it's gone be.

I might visit the forum now and a while in the coming months, but probably just as a guest and not logged in as "who I am" (even if I hope I'll be able to do such now and a while!).

Nevertheless, I'm very confident that you guys will keep the level of this forum thread high (higher than most of the other pages in this forum!) and the content of the posts "on topic". The support that some of you have showed to some others on this page has been a nice relieve in contrast to what could be seen on many other forum pages and I have no doubt that, when I'll come back to this forum as "who I am", I will have lots of fun and interesting moments reading all your new posts!

Do take care of yourselves and of each other.
Keep in mind that micro-dosing still has to be considered as experimental and thus keep your safety in mind at all times, lower doses are the key to successful microdosing, meditation and a healthy way of life are necessary to be able to achieve a real positive impact on your life when microdosing.

Cheers,
R5

this is a quote from my message on this forum thread: http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=173822.msg1525995#msg1525995

I hope you guys will still be here and still doing a great job when I'll come back.
Keep in mind that being a Reliable Reviewer doesn't always mean that you have to write the tested products were good - you guys are REVIEWERS, not advertisers. If something is good, say so - if something is bad, say so... that's the only way you (we) can be taken seriously on the longer run...
Be critical and constructive!

And thank you Ballz and Blargh!!!
You will be missed :'(
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: UANDiR1 on September 12, 2013, 02:04 am
Greetings Friends,

I've been ill the past several days, but I'm feeling better, so I'm back with another review, and I'm happy to say I've found another great vendor, who might be able to bring the SR cannabis competition to the next level (so far all the contests have been dominated by the same 3 vendors, particularly JackBlue, so it'll be good to see more TRUE medicinal grade vendors in competition). As for the review, here it goes:

Vendor (Overall: 9.5/10): Buttonwood

Item (Overall: 9/10): Platinum Jack

Shipping/Stealth (9/10): I received the item fast--3 days if memory serves correctly. Stealth was great, with the use of a fake company, proper vacuum seal, and a container holding the bud that boosted the presentation value of the bud many-fold by beautifully casing this grower's gem. The only slight weakness in the stealth was that while other vendors often include a fake invoice or some paper with a fake logo to further the stealth, Buttonwood instead included a slip of paper with a coupon/promo code on it that was not stealth-friendly but rather alluded to a common slang code for cannabis. Again, this was only a slight weakness, but one that I decided to point out for future improvement, as this vendor is new after all, and I've ordered from 19 different vendors, so I've picked up a thing or two.

Product Quality (9/10): This bud was very dank, just a notch below straight fire, and DEFINITELY indoor medicinal grade. The extremely pungent smell hits your nostrils the second you pop open the neat little case I mentioned earlier, leaving your nervous system orgasmically stimulated by the sharp lemon-mint scent classically reminiscent of this blockbuster Platinum Jack strain. It is evident to me that the reason at least one reviewer here was suspicious that he wrongfully received the Lemon OG instead of the Platinum Jack was due to the sharp lemon-mint scent of the P. Jack, but that reviewer should have clearly been able to note the difference between this true sativa and the indica strain of Lemon OG by noting the sharpness of the scent with skunk undertones in this strain versus the sweeter, more mildly scented indicas. Not to mention, this bud clearly has the light density common for sativas, although the buds are still extremely tight, with extremely small calyxes, resulting in a very high bud to waste ratio, which is obviously very favorable; often this characteristic is mostly dependent upon the genetics of the strain, but the growing skill also plays an important role, so I just simply have to commend the grower for churning out such healthy, meaty buds. As for the trichomes, they are clearly cloudy/white colored, which is the way sativas are supposed to be, versus the amber color resemblant of indicas. The trichomes also appear to be quite healthy, although some appear to be not as mature as they could have been when quickly observing under the magnification, which may explain the great quality of high that this bud produces, but with the slightly below-average length of the high. Indeed the high was a pure sativa cerebral-explosion powerhouse, the kind of high that psychedelic fans crave, with a peak about 30 minutes into the high, and then a transition from a cerebral orgasm to a more relaxing body stone feeling by the 85 minute mark (hour and fifteen mins into the high), with the high subsiding by the 120 minute mark. I am an advanced user with a very high tolerance, so keep that in mind. Another important quality for me was the cure. THE CURE WAS PERFECT. It's always perfect when the bud stops feeling like a herb and starts feeling more like candy, haha. In the space case it went, and out it came perfect fine grind for the optimal vaporizing experience, with plenty of kief to top of the bud-filled bowl. I'm sick of the second rate cures that even some of the best vendors on SR dish up, so I'm really pleased with the deep cure that Buttonwood's Platinum Jack demonstrated. And lastly, the taste was PHENOMENAL. Like most buds, this strain tasted just as it smelled, which made for an EXTREMELY FUN VAPORIZING EXPERIENCE! The sharpest lemon-mint tasting bud I have had in my life, yum! So overall, if you are a sativa lover like myself, this is certainly a strain you do not want to miss!

Communication/Friendliness (10/10): Buttonwood communicates very quickly and professionally, not to mention this vendor is genuinely nice!



So anyways, I hope that helps all of you cannabis connoisseurs actively searching for the best as I do. Keep Buttonwood on your radar. 



Infinite Love,
UANDiR1
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: Ballzinator on September 12, 2013, 08:06 am
Thanks for that detailed review, UANDiR1, +1 for that :)
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: UANDiR1 on September 15, 2013, 06:12 am
Thanks for that detailed review, UANDiR1, +1 for that :)

Thank you kindly friend!

I'm back with another review :), this time of a trusted vendor's, ECC's, batch of the beloved L.S.D hybrid strain (flower). He described this batch as one of his finest harvests yet, akin to fine wine, hence I simply had to snag a half ounce and see for myself:

---------------START OF REVIEW--------------

PROCESSING+SHIPPING (10/10): The vendor, ECC, shipped the package same day. I received the package after it being in transit for only two days.

STEALTH (9/10):
Professionally printed address label, well sealed product, ECC used more bags than the average vendor I have used (and I've tried 20 different vendors, so I've got some experience), including the most stealthy mylar bag. So this vendor certainly mastered the fundamentals. There a couple of other creative 'supplemental' stealth techniques that I have seen a couple of other vendors implement that ECC may decide to also add to their process in the future, but for now, they are just fine.

PRODUCT QUALITY: (9.5/10)
So since I just received the package today, I only had the chance to vaporize about 0.80 so far (product was overweight by the way, so ECC is obviously a generous vendor), but I believe I've received a sufficiently detailed impression to review it now. The fragrance of this cannabis flower was extremely dynamic--clearly in line with its powerful genetic parents of Skunk #1 and Mazar--with a sharp lemon-mint skunk scent (very similar to a strain such as Platinum Jack Herrer) that was contrasted with sweet, deeply musk undertones. As for the appearance, these healthy tight buds were eye candy, with a fantastic trim job that helped elevate the beauty of these crystal-filled pyramid shaped buds to their full potential; there were very few superfluous sugar leafs on these buds, they were very finely manicured as though prepared for some photo-shots by High Times. The buds also boasted a mixed array of amber and cloudy trichomes, though slightly more amber, which hinted towards the hybrid nature of this batch with a slight tip towards the indica side. The trichomes also appeared fully matured and very healthy under the magnifying glass. And the cure was top notch, very much acceptable to a medicinal vaporizer as myself.

Now for the high. I have had and loved Skunk #1, and unfortunately have yet to try the much famed Mazar, but the potent relaxation effect that is characteristic of the Mazar definitely pronounced itself in ECC's batch of the wonderful L.S.D.strain. With that said, the cerebral euphoria (from the Skunk #1) is also very powerful in this batch, making this what I would thus far personally calculate as a 40% Sativa and 60% Indica Hybrid. I definitely did not experience any couch-lock, although a deep relaxation with a steady euphoria without the need to either sleep or move around / talk too much. The high I received from this batch was perfect for both difficult projects/work requiring long moments of concentration and also for social occasions which would otherwise be anxiety-provoking. And the length of the high is quite long, a solid 3-4 hours per 0.40 bowl vaporized for me, which for a high tolerance user like myself is above average (with average being 2 hours per 0.40 bowl vaporized). This bud is definitely very enjoyable, and I am very pleased as well as grateful that I had the opportunity to try this 'fine wine' batch by ECC. It is a must try for all the cannabis connoisseurs on SR.

OVERALL: 9.5 / 10

ECC, KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK, AND THANK YOU SO MUCH!

Much Respect,
UANDiR1

----------------END OF REVIEW----------------
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: RikkiTikki on September 15, 2013, 08:33 am
Hit me up man, I've done some detailed MDMA reviews on here (among other things) and I'd be happy to give you a thorough run-down :)

We can do this. Any other ballz reviewers want in?

I'll take the challenge.
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: UANDiR1 on September 15, 2013, 09:01 am
Hit me up man, I've done some detailed MDMA reviews on here (among other things) and I'd be happy to give you a thorough run-down :)

We can do this. Any other ballz reviewers want in?

I'm a ballz reviewer, and I'm in if you're still looking for more detailed reviewers. I can do a side-by-side comparison of your MDMA to the Cloudsurfer MDMA, as I've still got some of his left.
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: RikkiTikki on September 16, 2013, 01:10 pm
Can I be B&B? Think I'd be good, Im  freaking research scientist  of anything THC related. Everything from  THC to PVC to DWC to NFT, from QWISO to BHO, Im your man.
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: Ballzinator on September 16, 2013, 06:49 pm
Can I be B&B? Think I'd be good, Im  freaking research scientist  of anything THC related. Everything from  THC to PVC to DWC to NFT, from QWISO to BHO, Im your man.
It says in the OP how to apply.
Title: Re: Ballz'n'Blargh's Reliable Reviewers
Post by: Zookie on September 18, 2013, 12:04 pm
Hallo everyone, here is my review of this vendor and his lovely mdma.

Was hyped to get a message from the vendor asking if I wanted to try out 500mg of his mdma. Course I accepted and man am I glad I did.

Communication: Vendor is very professional and friendly. Has quick and informative responses. 5/5

Shipping: Sample was ordered Friday and placed "in transit" on Saturday. Once again this  vendor proves to have incredible shipping times. The package was received already on Tuesday! 5/5

Packaging: Normal business class letter. Inner stealth is great. MBB and vacuum sealed. Not anything fancy but I really like the way the vendor does his packaging. 5/5

Product: Here's the best part. Me and a friend had decided to split the 500mg's in two and take everything at once :D I put the molly in a zip baggy and later noticed that that shit had a fucking hole in it. So I measured the molly again and it turned out I had dropped about 70 mg.. Though I think this was for the better haha. We both parachuted our doses on empty stomachs.

15 minutes later we both agreed something was going on. 10 minutes after that we were both rolling INCREDIBLY hard. We were both fucking shocked of the amazing rush we got. My friend just kinda lied there and when I asked how he was he replied "Dude, this might be to much, I'm on the edge of flippin' out". 3 hours after ingestion I can feel the peak starting to die down a little bit, but the effects are still amazing. (6)!!! hours later we still feel the effects. Though almost all the euphoria is gone my pupils were still like freakin plates. We both agreed this was amazing stuff and were both very very very happy with the experience. 5/5

Thank you so much Love! You are an amazing vendor and I would recommend everyone to try his MDMA! :D