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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: DanDanTheIceCreamMan on August 02, 2013, 08:03 pm

Title: Which vendor has the gayest name?
Post by: DanDanTheIceCreamMan on August 02, 2013, 08:03 pm
I came across a vendor who's name is BoyMaster and thought to myself... that is definitely the gayest name I've ever heard from a Silk Road vendor. So I thought to myself again, are there anymore diamonds in the rough as far as gay vendor names I don't know about? Please post with other vendors name so I can add them to the poll and see which vendor unfortunately has the gayest name. By the way I love gay people, but not in a gay way, but you know what I mean. They're cool ;D And plus we're giving these guys free marketing so they can't be that mad ;)

BoyMaster - http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/d186a7affd
Maggots - http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/2dc0223931
shitlicker - http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/6779673d04
Larghetto - http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/a51b9c41ce
Title: Re: Which vendor has the gayest name?
Post by: NorthernStar on August 02, 2013, 08:06 pm
Are you serious, No really are you fucking serious?? Get a fucking life, have you nothing better to do. In fact go the spare change club.
Title: Re: Which vendor has the gayest name?
Post by: DanDanTheIceCreamMan on August 02, 2013, 08:23 pm
No I honestly don't have anything better to do at this very moment. Which do you vote for NorthernStar?
Title: Re: Which vendor has the gayest name?
Post by: mary666 on August 02, 2013, 08:27 pm
Defo BoyMaster DanDan, wtf would anyone call themselves that although there is a UK cannabis vendor called "shitlicker" em why? lol  ;)
Title: Re: Which vendor has the gayest name?
Post by: livestr0ng on August 02, 2013, 10:06 pm
Well, there's LIGHTFLOWER (yes, all caps). I've gotten NBOMe from him/her/them a couple times. Always good product, shipping times, communication, and price.
Title: Re: Which vendor has the gayest name?
Post by: Brain Washington on August 02, 2013, 10:18 pm
Right here is your gayest vendor...http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/a51b9c41ce











O wait you said name....yeah that still applies.
Might as well called himself Biggest Penis Man(BPM)....totally ghey!
Title: Re: Which vendor has the gayest name?
Post by: DrMDA on August 02, 2013, 10:44 pm
MrFuttBuck is a fairly gay name where I come from.
Title: Re: Which vendor has the gayest name?
Post by: DanDanTheIceCreamMan on August 02, 2013, 10:48 pm
MrFuttBuck is a fairly gay name where I come from.
Is there an actual vendor with that name? Or are you just saying it's a gay name in general?
Title: Re: Which vendor has the gayest name?
Post by: DrMDA on August 02, 2013, 11:08 pm
^^^ There is a very active user with that name. Don't know if he vends though.
Title: Re: Which vendor has the gayest name?
Post by: HEATFan on August 03, 2013, 02:16 am
GroovyBruce is definitely gay. I know this because we have a child. I'm not gay though. Its complicated.

http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/ace172728b
Title: Re: Which vendor has the gayest name?
Post by: DanDanTheIceCreamMan on August 03, 2013, 03:24 am
GroovyBruce is definitely gay. I know this because we have a child. I'm not gay though. Its complicated.

http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/ace172728b

Sorry to have to add you Bruce, but when another guy says he has a child with you what else am I to do?!
Title: Re: Which vendor has the gayest name?
Post by: livestr0ng on August 03, 2013, 06:25 am
What? How does LIGHTFLOWER sound straight to you, you little piece of ice cream?

 ;D
Title: Re: Which vendor has the gayest name?
Post by: BruceCampbell on August 03, 2013, 09:09 am
What in the hell is gay about my username?

It's Bruce Campbell's Twitter handle...

Bruce is a lady fucker!!!

 :(
Title: Re: Which vendor has the gayest name?
Post by: Jack N Hoff on August 03, 2013, 09:12 am
:-* Bruce
Title: Re: Which vendor has the gayest name?
Post by: BruceCampbell on August 03, 2013, 09:42 am
Why does Larghetto even have a vendor account still? What hasn't that guy done at this point?
Title: Re: Which vendor has the gayest name?
Post by: samesamebutdifferent on August 03, 2013, 09:46 am
Why does Larghetto even have a vendor account still? What hasn't that guy done at this point?

Had a listing for jenkem  :P
Title: Re: Which vendor has the gayest name?
Post by: BruceCampbell on August 03, 2013, 09:55 am
Why does Larghetto even have a vendor account still? What hasn't that guy done at this point?

Had a listing for jenkem  :P

hahahaha funny. but my jenkem listing is actually staying on my profile at an inflated price so nobody can order it until I become back online as a big fuck you to the system.
Title: Re: Which vendor has the gayest name?
Post by: Juggernog on August 03, 2013, 10:07 am
Why does Larghetto even have a vendor account still? What hasn't that guy done at this point?

Had a listing for jenkem  :P

hahahaha funny. but my jenkem listing is actually staying on my profile at an inflated price so nobody can order it until I become back online as a big fuck you to the system.

Sorry to be your troll yet again BruceCampbell, but I had to comment on your fuck you sign. Great Idea! And... That is exactly what I thought when I saw the listing. "damn this guy has some balls, lol" Nice marketing strategy.

I actually read the jenkem listing on your page.. It made my stomach turn the whole time I was reading, but it was sort of educational and comical. so thanks. Pls do let me know is someone actually attempts to buy that. I need a good laugh from time to time.
Title: Re: Which vendor has the gayest name?
Post by: BruceCampbell on August 03, 2013, 10:25 am
I was having trouble with my listings and someone actually placed an MDMA and jenkem order a few hours ago and I canceled them both.
Title: Re: Which vendor has the gayest name?
Post by: Juggernog on August 03, 2013, 10:28 am
lol, well that was quicker then I had thought.
Title: Re: Which vendor has the gayest name?
Post by: samesamebutdifferent on August 03, 2013, 01:12 pm
Why does Larghetto even have a vendor account still? What hasn't that guy done at this point?

Had a listing for jenkem  :P

hahahaha funny. but my jenkem listing is actually staying on my profile at an inflated price so nobody can order it until I become back online as a big fuck you to the system.

Up until last week I had never heard of jenkem, I think it fair to say that I could have happily continued in my blissful ignorance of the existence of jenkem, knowing such a thing exists has not been a welcome addition to my knowledge of drugs.
Title: Re: Which vendor has the gayest name?
Post by: DanDanTheIceCreamMan on August 03, 2013, 02:35 pm
Why does Larghetto even have a vendor account still? What hasn't that guy done at this point?

Had a listing for jenkem  :P

hahahaha funny. but my jenkem listing is actually staying on my profile at an inflated price so nobody can order it until I become back online as a big fuck you to the system.

Up until last week I had never heard of jenkem, I think it fair to say that I could have happily continued in my blissful ignorance of the existence of jenkem, knowing such a thing exists has not been a welcome addition to my knowledge of drugs.

Jenkem is legit.
Title: Re: Which vendor has the gayest name?
Post by: samesamebutdifferent on August 03, 2013, 02:49 pm
Why does Larghetto even have a vendor account still? What hasn't that guy done at this point?

Had a listing for jenkem  :P

hahahaha funny. but my jenkem listing is actually staying on my profile at an inflated price so nobody can order it until I become back online as a big fuck you to the system.

Up until last week I had never heard of jenkem, I think it fair to say that I could have happily continued in my blissful ignorance of the existence of jenkem, knowing such a thing exists has not been a welcome addition to my knowledge of drugs.

Jenkem is legit.

I sincerely hope you mean legit in the context of it being a real drug DanDan and not something you personally rate as a quality drug of choice. Hoffing fermented shit and piss is not my idea of a banging night out  :o
Title: Re: Which vendor has the gayest name?
Post by: DanDanTheIceCreamMan on August 03, 2013, 02:56 pm
Why does Larghetto even have a vendor account still? What hasn't that guy done at this point?

Had a listing for jenkem  :P

hahahaha funny. but my jenkem listing is actually staying on my profile at an inflated price so nobody can order it until I become back online as a big fuck you to the system.

Up until last week I had never heard of jenkem, I think it fair to say that I could have happily continued in my blissful ignorance of the existence of jenkem, knowing such a thing exists has not been a welcome addition to my knowledge of drugs.

Jenkem is legit.

I sincerely hope you mean legit in the context of it being a real drug DanDan and not something you personally rate as a quality drug of choice. Hoffing fermented shit and piss is not my idea of a banging night out  :o

Take it how however you want but that stuff is the truth.
Title: Re: Which vendor has the gayest name?
Post by: samesamebutdifferent on August 03, 2013, 03:17 pm
Why does Larghetto even have a vendor account still? What hasn't that guy done at this point?

Had a listing for jenkem  :P

hahahaha funny. but my jenkem listing is actually staying on my profile at an inflated price so nobody can order it until I become back online as a big fuck you to the system.

Up until last week I had never heard of jenkem, I think it fair to say that I could have happily continued in my blissful ignorance of the existence of jenkem, knowing such a thing exists has not been a welcome addition to my knowledge of drugs.

Jenkem is legit.

I sincerely hope you mean legit in the context of it being a real drug DanDan and not something you personally rate as a quality drug of choice. Hoffing fermented shit and piss is not my idea of a banging night out  :o

Take it how however you want but that stuff is the truth.

I've got no comeback, too tired.
Title: Re: Which vendor has the gayest name?
Post by: BruceCampbell on August 03, 2013, 08:39 pm
Jenkem is the shit guys...

 :D
Title: Re: Which vendor has the gayest name?
Post by: livestr0ng on August 03, 2013, 11:31 pm
So I'm pretty sure this has become the "Official Jenkem Thread"
Now we just need to change the title of the thread, have some experts weigh in, and compare some of the different vendors' jenkem.
Title: Re: Which vendor has the gayest name?
Post by: BruceCampbell on August 04, 2013, 03:07 am
I'll start the official jenkem thread...

BUT WHY AM I TIED WITH A GUY NAMED THE BOYMASTER????

 >:(
Title: Re: Which vendor has the gayest name?
Post by: samesamebutdifferent on August 04, 2013, 03:13 am
I'll start the official jenkem thread...

BUT WHY AM I TIED WITH A GUY NAMED THE BOYMASTER????

 >:(

Don't worry Bruce, I'm sure you will come out as the gayest.
Title: Re: Which vendor has the gayest name?
Post by: Praetorian on August 04, 2013, 03:29 am
Boymaster. lol
Title: Re: Which vendor has the gayest name?
Post by: BruceCampbell on August 04, 2013, 03:45 am
I'll start the official jenkem thread...

BUT WHY AM I TIED WITH A GUY NAMED THE BOYMASTER????

 >:(

Don't worry Bruce, I'm sure you will come out as the gayest.

I think the obvious choice here should be GayBruceCampbell. Hell, why didn't I make that my vendor name?
Title: Re: Which vendor has the gayest name?
Post by: HEATFan on August 04, 2013, 04:13 am
I'll start the official jenkem thread...

BUT WHY AM I TIED WITH A GUY NAMED THE BOYMASTER????

 >:(

Don't worry Bruce, I'm sure you will come out as the gayest.

I think the obvious choice here should be GayBruceCampbell. Hell, why didn't I make that my vendor name?

I think that username is why I get subliminal gay vibes from you.





oh and also because you chose GroovyBruce as your new vendor name.
Title: Re: Which vendor has the gayest name?
Post by: BruceCampbell on August 04, 2013, 04:16 am
I'll start the official jenkem thread...

BUT WHY AM I TIED WITH A GUY NAMED THE BOYMASTER????

 >:(

Don't worry Bruce, I'm sure you will come out as the gayest.

I think the obvious choice here should be GayBruceCampbell. Hell, why didn't I make that my vendor name?

I think that username is why I get subliminal gay vibes from you.

Why the hell does everyone think I'm either black or gay?

AND BOYMASTER TAKES THE LEAD!
Title: Re: Which vendor has the gayest name?
Post by: BlueGiraffe on August 04, 2013, 10:10 am
DanDanTheIceCreamMan is a pretty gay name...

Think you should not limit this only to vendors ;D
Title: Re: Which vendor has the gayest name?
Post by: BruceCampbell on August 04, 2013, 10:19 am
DanDanTheIceCreamMan is a pretty gay name...

Think you should not limit this only to vendors ;D

I'm a guy named Dan who molests children in my ice cream van is what I subliminally get from OP's username.
Title: Re: Which vendor has the gayest name?
Post by: DanDanTheIceCreamMan on August 04, 2013, 01:59 pm
DanDanTheIceCreamMan is a pretty gay name...

Think you should not limit this only to vendors ;D

I'm a guy named Dan who molests children in my ice cream van is what I subliminally get from OP's username.

I actually don't have a van or sell icecream. I work at the cheese sandwich factory making cheese sandwiches for all the little boys and girls.
Title: Re: Which vendor has the gayest name?
Post by: Hearts on August 04, 2013, 02:09 pm
Jenk erry' day. If you visit the Jenkem board on 420chan, I can never tell if they're serious... Well if they enjoy it they enjoy it o.o
Title: Re: Which vendor has the gayest name?
Post by: Ahoyhoy on August 04, 2013, 07:00 pm
Limetless is the campest vendor on SR by a country mile.
Title: Re: Which vendor has the gayest name?
Post by: rynoragin on August 04, 2013, 07:13 pm
Just when you thought you were the shit, I show up. BOOM!

Ryno