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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: Trappy on January 29, 2013, 11:19 pm

Title: Lets talk about our dicks.
Post by: Trappy on January 29, 2013, 11:19 pm

Has yours ever made you any money? Does that lower head control your life, or do you control him?

/stories.

Title: Re: Lets talk about our dicks.
Post by: Wadozo on January 29, 2013, 11:23 pm

Fuck me! ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???

Title: Re: Lets talk about our dicks.
Post by: ozymandias888 on January 29, 2013, 11:26 pm

Never made me any money, but made me a hell of a happy guy and more than a few friends. :P

Title: Re: Lets talk about our dicks.
Post by: ozymandias888 on January 29, 2013, 11:40 pm

Why did I expect this thread to blow up?

SR peeps are some mature motherfuckers.

Title: Re: Lets talk about our dicks.
Post by: KeyserSoze on January 30, 2013, 12:04 am

Loada bollox if ye ask me.

Title: Re: Lets talk about our dicks.
Post by: modziw on January 30, 2013, 12:31 am

I love my dick!

A weird thing happened the other day though.

I was banging this girl and I was gonna come but I didn't want to yet so I slowed it down. They after several more positions and a great deal of enthusiasm on her part, I realized I just couldn't come.

She was even more disappointed than me (good girl).

I think it was because she wasn't trying to come herself and just focused on me.

Anyway I didn't like that very much. I felt let down by Mr. Happy and we had a long talk about it later. Not me and the girl - I mean me and Mr. Happy.

Modzi

Title: Re: Lets talk about our dicks.
Post by: hoivenmaven on January 30, 2013, 12:46 am

Um ... okay, since you asked ...

mine curves to the left.  :o  Not like a question mark, but there's definitely like a 30-degree bend in the road.

I also wish that I wasn't circumcised.   :P

Title: Re: Lets talk about our dicks.
Post by: seretonman on January 30, 2013, 02:27 am

Show me your genetals. GENTALIA

Title: Re: Lets talk about our dicks.
Post by: LDR on January 30, 2013, 02:33 am

What makes you think that everyone on here has one.  :P

Title: Re: Lets talk about our dicks.
Post by: jme on January 30, 2013, 02:36 am

lets not

Title: Re: Lets talk about our dicks.
Post by: jme on January 30, 2013, 02:37 am

all this to post a review

Title: Re: Lets talk about our dicks.
Post by: modziw on January 30, 2013, 04:16 am

Quote from: hoivenmaven on January 30, 2013, 12:46 am

Um ... okay, since you asked ...

mine curves to the left.  :o  Not like a question mark, but there's definitely like a 30-degree bend in the road.

I also wish that I wasn't circumcised.   :P

Yep ^^^^^ What he said. Me too. Everything.

Modzi

Title: Re: Lets talk about our dicks.
Post by: terrapin on January 30, 2013, 04:19 am

 :'(

Title: Re: Lets talk about our dicks.
Post by: nutellaturtle on January 30, 2013, 04:30 am

Ive got the biggest four inch dick  in the fucking game.... you know my fucking name faggot

Title: Re: Lets talk about our dicks.
Post by: axeman on January 30, 2013, 04:36 am

Quote from: nutellaturtle on January 30, 2013, 04:30 am

Ive got the biggest four inch dick  in the fucking game.... you know my fucking name faggot

i often think guys like you are lucky, that porcelain is damn cold sometimes

Title: Re: Lets talk about our dicks.
Post by: redcube1 on January 30, 2013, 04:39 am

Well.. sense you asked. I dont use it much, im not a virgin, but im not a veteran. My hand greets it maybe 3times a week, maybe? Idk. But I kind of do take pride in not feeling like i need to get my dickwet 24/7 as opposed to some people who seem to think thats what life is about..

Also im self proclaimed to be socially awkward, so that might have something to do with it.

Title: Re: Lets talk about our dicks.
Post by: Trappy on January 30, 2013, 05:31 am

Y'know, many girls do love nerdy guys. Say smart things and flex your earning potential.

Title: Re: Lets talk about our dicks.
Post by: Trappy on January 30, 2013, 05:56 am

Bump!

Title: Re: Lets talk about our dicks.
Post by: Trappy on January 30, 2013, 05:59 am

More bump!

Title: Re: Lets talk about our dicks.
Post by: thekid on January 30, 2013, 06:19 am

Quote from: modziw on January 30, 2013, 04:16 am

Quote from: hoivenmaven on January 30, 2013, 12:46 am

Um ... okay, since you asked ...

mine curves to the left.  :o  Not like a question mark, but there's definitely like a 30-degree bend in the road.

I also wish that I wasn't circumcised.   :P

Yep ^^^^^ What he said. Me too. Everything.
your gonna wish you where circumcised when your banging and that shit rips! fuck does that shit heart like a motherfucker! expeacaly when your partyin with Molly!
Modzi

Title: Re: Lets talk about our dicks.
Post by: thekid on January 30, 2013, 06:51 am

Trappy- thats the same way with me, always told uncut last way longer from all the galls gettin short chained in bed by cut guys.
anyone love molly and sex try out the watermelon lube fucking great and smell like heaven.

Title: Re: Lets talk about our dicks.
Post by: LDR on January 30, 2013, 07:27 am

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Title: Re: Lets talk about our dicks.
Post by: galacticnomad on January 30, 2013, 09:41 am

Quote from: Trappy on January 30, 2013, 05:31 am

Y'know, many girls do love nerdy guys. Say smart things and flex your earning potential.

I'm shy and awkward as fuck, and I have little earning potential. "There are some girls who like nerdy guys" is nice in theory, but it's not getting me laid more than once a decade any time soon. Maybe I am not the correct kind of nerd.

Title: Re: Lets talk about our dicks.
Post by: samesamebutdifferent on January 30, 2013, 10:52 am

Quote from: Wadozo on January 29, 2013, 11:23 pm

Fuck me! ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???

How'd you get let into the newbie sub forum Wad? and why are you on this spam thread about dicks? Hmmmm? ???

Title: Re: Lets talk about our dicks.
Post by: Albolene on January 30, 2013, 11:27 am

mine nuts inside. always.

Title: Re: Lets talk about our dicks.
Post by: modziw on January 31, 2013, 03:43 am

Quote from: galacticnomad on January 30, 2013, 09:41 am

Quote from: Trappy on January 30, 2013, 05:31 am

Y'know, many girls do love nerdy guys. Say smart things and flex your earning potential.

I'm shy and awkward as fuck, and I have little earning potential. "There are some girls who like nerdy guys" is nice in theory, but it's not getting me laid more than once a decade any time soon. Maybe I am not the correct kind of nerd.

I don't think nerd works. You have to look at the cool guys and then imitate them until it feels natural. Change your hair, clothes and even the way you walk and talk. make it a project. Work out, learn an instrument, whatever you need to feel it. Then they will notice you.

Modzi

Title: Re: Lets talk about our dicks.
Post by: Trappy on January 31, 2013, 05:23 am

Is it easier to get it up on molly than rolls?

Its was always a 50-50 shot on if sex could actually happen on rolls.

Title: Re: Lets talk about our dicks.
Post by: Tilthrones19 on January 31, 2013, 05:32 am

Cheers to everyone with dattt' 6 inch. OH Yeah!  8)

Title: Re: Lets talk about our dicks.
Post by: shastafarian on January 31, 2013, 05:39 am

man I came to this thread with some much to say, but then got distracted looking at some tits and forgot it all

Title: Re: Lets talk about our dicks.
Post by: NtrsBac on January 31, 2013, 05:41 am

6 inches when hard 7 inches when rock hard

Title: Re: Lets talk about our dicks.
Post by: GuyLeDouche on January 31, 2013, 05:45 am

Penis, penis, penis....vagina. Penis.

Title: Re: Lets talk about our dicks.
Post by: Trappy on January 31, 2013, 06:06 am

I'm a good 6.5 when hard, maybe s'more when at maximum capacity.

Title: Re: Lets talk about our dicks.
Post by: hoivenmaven on January 31, 2013, 06:33 am

Quote from: Trappy on January 31, 2013, 05:23 am

Is it easier to get it up on molly than rolls?

Its was always a 50-50 shot on if sex could actually happen on rolls.

meh if I can't get it up ... just suck on my toe. ;D  or rub my feet.  or scratch my head.  All feels awesome !  dontcha just love E?
too bad I had to quit taking it ... need those brain cells  :D

Title: Re: Lets talk about our dicks.
Post by: herroMolang on January 31, 2013, 09:52 am

I want to make money with mine

Title: Re: Lets talk about our dicks.
Post by: zeromancer on January 31, 2013, 04:42 pm

I love my dick, it gives me so much pleasure! :D

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Post by: summer on January 31, 2013, 04:52 pm

bigo

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Post by: summer on January 31, 2013, 04:52 pm

shit

Title: Re: Lets talk about our dicks.
Post by: mdmazingx on January 31, 2013, 05:02 pm

OMG WTFHAX