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Market => Product offers => Topic started by: Skippy_Jif on September 08, 2012, 09:39 pm

Title: Best Fucking COKE on SR!!!
Post by: Skippy_Jif on September 08, 2012, 09:39 pm
Just ask Macho Man Randy Savage!

MMRS: Snap into a SkippyJif! Oh YEAH!!!
Title: Re: Best Fucking COKE on SR!!!
Post by: MC Haberdasher on September 08, 2012, 09:45 pm
Why do you keep posting things, saying you have the best coke on SR?

I would think if you did, the reviews would speak for themselves.  Not saying you don't, I would just be a bit more modest about it.
Title: Re: Best Fucking COKE on SR!!!
Post by: Skippy_Jif on September 08, 2012, 09:57 pm
Sell, Sell, Sell, my man. I have a low rating that will only be adjusted with a lot of reviews. Yes, the reviews speak for themselves, but I still have to advertise because of other vendors who have the stronghold on the market. Not trying to undercut these guys, but I want to git rid of my product so I can get more.

And to answer your question in the other thread. I have cooked it up. You can actually smoke the product by itself. I don't know if my word counts as anything, but I'd like to think it does since I'm the one who has converted this coke into what the product should be.
Title: Re: Best Fucking COKE on SR!!!
Post by: MC Haberdasher on September 08, 2012, 10:10 pm
Aw shit, dog!!

I forgot you only have a 85 rating or something like that.  Maybe you should put listings for smaller amounts, like .5 and .25gm.  So that way, if cats have a few BTC burning a hole in their SR wallet, they could grab a half gm and have a toot and then, while they are hyped up and feeling all euphoric and shit..  Can post good reviews.
Title: Re: Best Fucking COKE on SR!!!
Post by: Skippy_Jif on September 08, 2012, 10:15 pm
I already have .1g listings up for people who want to "Test the waters."
Title: Re: Best Fucking COKE on SR!!!
Post by: MC Haberdasher on September 08, 2012, 10:21 pm
I can't find it.  If so, ill try and get some coins tonight.  I'll take the pepsi challenge with your shit compared to Northern Dancer and BCPLTD.
Title: Re: Best Fucking COKE on SR!!!
Post by: DrGonzoII on September 08, 2012, 10:27 pm
Hey Skippy
sorry to see that your rating went to shit. and it can be hard to resurrect a rating after it drops below 90
I was looking through your feedback and I'm not sure was going on with you last month. But I can honestly say that my experience with you was rather pleasant, and your communication was great.


Just a suggestion: The fastest way that I have seen too raise a failing rating from the ashes is to do a fresh round of samples. It puts your name back on the forums in a positive light. Gets a buzz going about your products. And it can generate a good amount of positive reviews rather expeditiously. Something to consider.

Either way. I hope your stats improve.
Title: Re: Best Fucking COKE on SR!!!
Post by: smokeweed420 on September 08, 2012, 10:33 pm
Bold claim my friend.
Title: Re: Best Fucking COKE on SR!!!
Post by: MC Haberdasher on September 08, 2012, 10:50 pm
I already have .1g listings up for people who want to "Test the waters."

Can you post the link to that particular listing? I'm very interested in a .1 if the price is right.
Title: Re: Best Fucking COKE on SR!!!
Post by: Skippy_Jif on September 08, 2012, 11:11 pm
Bold claim my friend.

Smokeweed420: Yes, it is a very bold claim! I intended it to be just that. The coke is good. I take pride in my work.

As for the .1g listings.....I guess they sold out. I have one guy who has 0/0 stats that won't respond to my PM about FE. I'll cancel it and the listing should be up MC
Title: Re: Best Fucking COKE on SR!!!
Post by: MC Haberdasher on September 08, 2012, 11:22 pm
Im going to get coins now..  CVS is right down the road!

Unless someone snatches the listing up before I get the coins!  Fuckin assholes.
Title: Re: Best Fucking COKE on SR!!!
Post by: Jhdrgdzw on September 09, 2012, 12:22 am
Hey Skip I would love to try out something from you. Ive got 1.11 in my account, and am located in canada. If you are able to do something for that - would be great... I have some coin tied up with Italiano, since late monday night, tues evening... not sure whats happening there but may cancel that as well. Just got some stuff from within canada yesterday that I flushed :(

Title: Re: Best Fucking COKE on SR!!!
Post by: MC Haberdasher on September 09, 2012, 02:35 pm
Skippy: Sent you a message through the Marketplace site.

Jhdrgdzw:  Who in CA has stuff THAT BAD that it warrants flushing?
Title: Re: Best Fucking COKE on SR!!!
Post by: DrGonzoII on September 09, 2012, 11:01 pm
Jhdrgdzw:  Who in CA has stuff THAT BAD that it warrants flushing?


I believe the guys name is Mr. Veritably Clean
Title: Re: Best Fucking COKE on SR!!!
Post by: Jhdrgdzw on September 10, 2012, 04:53 am
....Close, Mr.Tambourine. Maybe I was a bit hasty as now I have no coke, but I didn't like it. Little to no euphoria, and seemed wack in my nose.
Title: Re: Best Fucking COKE on SR!!!
Post by: TooChill on September 10, 2012, 05:22 am
I'm new to SR but eager to make some test transactions.  Couldn't find you Skippy in the market place...tried searching your name and using the link you provided in your sig but says "item currently not listed"  I wanna see what ya got prices, etc....please excuse the noobness..
Title: Re: Best Fucking COKE on SR!!!
Post by: freis on September 10, 2012, 06:11 am
I owe Skippy a review.  After trying to do business together for awhile the stars never aligned and when he ha his challenges, I was one of thel larger orders. Except for his disappearance for about a eek, he has been goo at communications.  Last week he sent me a small sample (all my BTC are depleted).  I currently am holding c from Delta, GOA and drfeelzgood.  I have to say Skippy' is on par if not exceeding, though they are all good.  As soon as my account gets funded, I will definitely place an order. Thanks for the sample!
Title: Re: Best Fucking COKE on SR!!!
Post by: Skippy_Jif on September 10, 2012, 04:35 pm
Thanks freis. The listing is down because I'm out. I will be getting some more this week. I just have to wait on some funds from buyers to get the appropriate amount.
Title: Re: Best Fucking COKE on SR!!!
Post by: MC Haberdasher on September 10, 2012, 08:25 pm
....Close, Mr.Tambourine. Maybe I was a bit hasty as now I have no coke, but I didn't like it. Little to no euphoria, and seemed wack in my nose.

Im glad I didn't place an order through him..  I thought about it, but my gut told me to go through someone else for a .25.

Skippy, I will eventually get around to sampling and reviewing your wares.  Seems like people are enjoying themselves, keep up with that quality and the ratings will improve for sure!   ;D
Title: Re: Best Fucking COKE on SR!!!
Post by: Skippy_Jif on September 10, 2012, 09:59 pm
Thanks! I haven't forgot about you. I just ran out. I will get more, but I have to get some of these customers to finalize since they received their orders.
Title: Re: Best Fucking COKE on SR!!!
Post by: Jhdrgdzw on September 12, 2012, 07:35 am
Thanks! I haven't forgot about you. I just ran out. I will get more, but I have to get some of these customers to finalize since they received their orders.

k

@ MC Haberdasher

Yes you are lucky you didnt order .25. I did a .5 right off the go after I read a few good reviews, so there was probably a time when he had some good soft. Consistancy always seems to be the main factor once you find a good product. I used to do a lot of business with MIN, who used to be the most consistant guy on sr. Oh well Im expecting an order of  what is supposed to be pharmaceutical grade here this week or next... If its as good as people say... Hell be my new go t0 guy :D
Title: Re: Best Fucking COKE on SR!!!
Post by: Skippy_Jif on September 12, 2012, 07:33 pm
^^^^^ Was that MINs coke you were talking about?
Title: Re: Best Fucking COKE on SR!!!
Post by: brgrasshopper on October 18, 2012, 12:36 am
I already have .1g listings up for people who want to "Test the waters."

After tasting the product, I wrote to SkippyJif: "Hello SkippyJif. I think you must know that despite my 5/5 rating and my today`s update, I am very frustrated with the product I received. I have a large experience with coke bought in the streets and they're all better than what you've send me. I was hoping that paying a fair price for a top quality product would give me a nice experience, but unfortunately, it didn't happen.

I would like to know your toughts about my comment.

Best regards!

BRGr"

No answer received so far. Then I decided to downgrade my rating, as follows.

Taken from rating form: "Unfortunately I have to change my feedback and make a downgrade of my rating from my initial 5 to 2 because the received product was anything but cocaine. After an initial rush, I could feel anything at all. I strongly advise to do not buy the triple washed cocaine from this vendor. Communication was great, packaging as well but post sales was shit. I feel deceived."

I won't buy from SkippyJif again. =/
Title: Re: Best Fucking COKE on SR!!!
Post by: brgrasshopper on November 01, 2012, 04:25 pm
After my negative feedback SkippyJif got in touch sending lots of information and giving me all attention a customer deserves. 5/5 in communication and post-sales.

A guy to be trusted.

Be well,

BRGr
Title: Re: Best Fucking COKE on SR!!!
Post by: kipperdore on January 07, 2013, 08:52 am
after a few transactions with mr skippy i figured i'd put in my $0.02. he's a stand-up guy. he was communicative and offered solutions when things didn't go as planned and made sure i was happy. i really like the guy. he makes things right, and that's what sellers ought to do.

so i've tried both his washed and his unwashed coke. the unwashed is some of the best i've had. came as one big rock, basically. numbs the gums when applied and goes in smooth. no drip, no pain, no harshness, no weird smell. smells like good blow, really. flaky, clean, and easy to crush. gives the familiar euphoric rush but not super strong... comes up gradually. and there's no neediness like with speedy coke. feels very clean. it gave me a very good energy and put me in a good mood. and i could still eat (though i didn't have much of an appetite, just saying), and didn't need to hit the bathroom right away :D to sum up in three words: fucking good coke.

the washed is my favorite though. there's less of the immediate numbing and rush, but that's a sign of good coke. cocaine numbs somewhat slowly. put it on your gums and they get numb after 15-20 seconds. puts you in a really awesome head-space. gets you going when you do a few bumps, but there is absolutely no nagging in the back of your head to keep up your high or anything. you can do a lot or a little. compared to coke you usually get you can call the effects subtle, but also sublime. puts you in a great mood. and it doesn't take you past that sublime place to the racing mind and racing heart place, where you need to do more, or need to get drunk, or anything like that. there is remarkably little to no come-down. i'm so used to having to prepare some other cocktail of downers to help me get out of a night of coke but with this stuff the landing is just fine all on its own. it's quite amazing. you can do a gram over some time and go to sleep a few hours later. it makes me never want to do any other coke again. seriously. best i've found on SR, and definitely top 3 i've ever had in my entire life.

if you expect your coke to make your heart race or instantly numb your gums or keep you up for 5 hours get your coke from someone else.
Title: Re: Best Fucking COKE on SR!!!
Post by: kissbitch on January 07, 2013, 09:05 am
how much is skippy selling a gram for?
Title: Re: Best Fucking COKE on SR!!!
Post by: kipperdore on January 07, 2013, 09:15 am
how much is skippy selling a gram for?

about $120 i think. not cheap, but imho worth it. you get what you pay for. i would love to see an actual coke/$ comparison from different vendors if that were possible (like at the molecular level, how much actual pure coke you got per dollar). i bet skippy's would be a pretty sweet deal in that case.
Title: Re: Best Fucking COKE on SR!!!
Post by: samesamebutdifferent on January 07, 2013, 11:40 am
After my negative feedback SkippyJif got in touch sending lots of information and giving me all attention a customer deserves. 5/5 in communication and post-sales.

A guy to be trusted.

Be well,

BRGr

That's a pretty big 180 on your first post, care to explain?
Title: Re: Best Fucking COKE on SR!!!
Post by: Skippy_Jif on January 17, 2013, 11:26 pm
We talked to one another and the member broke down all the traits of the coke and came to the conclusion that it wasn't street quality coke. No amp'd feeling or typical coke feeling you would get from cuts usually found in street cocaine.