Always that same LSD story, you've all seen it. 'Young man on acid, thought he could fly, jumped out of a building. What a tragedy.' What a dick! Fuck him, hes an idiot. If he thought he could fly, why didnt he take off on the ground first? Check it out. You dont see ducks lined up to catch elevators to fly souththey fly from the ground, ya moron, quit ruining it for everybody. Hes a moron, hes deadgood, we lost a moron, fuckin celebrate. Wow, I just felt the world get lighter. We lost a moron! I dont mean to sound cold, or cruel, or vicious, but I am, so thats the way it comes out. Professional help is being sought. How about a positive LSD story? Wouldn't that be news-worthy, just the once? To base your decision on information rather than scare tactics and superstition and lies? I think it would be news-worthy. 'Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration. That we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream and we're the imagination of ourselves' . . . 'Here's Tom with the weather.  Bill Hicks