Chief you don't need to find it funny. Just find my pills good. But you do realize the guys name that stole perkys paper was names "jesus" correct? So I made a story like the guy is the real Jesus and religion is a scam. Now if your religous or you don't find my sarcastic never ending joke funny I understand. But I kept this going g because I was asked to. And for the record I think it is really funny. Could have made it cleaner and more precise but to come up with material that follows the real names of the scammers involved and type sarcastic on the fly is not the easiest. And I am not a comedian. AT ALL. I just couldn't believe the guy who got perkys paper was named Jesus. I still can't believe there was a paper. I can't believe any of this. But when I read the first post I die. I was really reading about scammers and the scamming list and couldn't believe my eyes when my pal perky showed up..ACTUALLY CLAIMING HE GOT SCAMMED! Not only that... but he actually said 2 pieces of paper were stolen and the thief was Jesus! Now if you cant find that funny... you just have zero sense of humor. Whats even better is that this PERKY is a senior member ...has not told one truth... has been caught in 10 lies. And he is allowed to stay in here and post away. PLEASE SOMEONE EXPLAIN THAT! You can hate my character in here. I promise it is just that... but you can not call me a scammer a crook a thief a bad vendor noting like that. And I have only attacked those that have lied. I even get how some people hate my long post and everything else I do. That's what's great.... They still read it. I have actually had a pm saying I am to arragant. LOL I only play that KING shit in my own post! How can I be anything in my own post? Find just one customer that had a bad experience with me? 90% of the other vendors dont even talk to there buyers. read that again. DON'T EVEN TALK TO THERE BUYERS. And I have seen post where others stick up for the vendor!! UNREAL. and I am not talking about vendors that post I am talking about a guy buys something and a week later the vendor ignores the question. And like I said more then a few took the vendors side...unreal Also all that should matter is buying and selling in here at the end of the day. But there are guys that are just miserable and hate there life and are mad at the world and you can tell. Again all I care about is selling what I have and giving the buyer the best buying experience I can. If I say something funny Great. If I say something yo don't find funny...maybe even better;) at the end of the day.... I just want perky dead(lol) and my package to arrive. And it be the right package! Sorry for not hitting a home run. I guess what I need to do is beg for samples, accuse 5 people a day of being LE. Attack any vendor that is new and call him a scammer or reverse scammer. Create 9 names. Borrow btc. Go into someones post that I know nothing about and complain because they sound to full of themselves. Pm a mod and tell on someone for calling me stupid. Think that any day now SR is going to be raided by the FBI. Tell a story how I went to my mail house in costume because you can never be to safe.. watched my box for 5 hours...you never know...then went to go open it but I noticed 2 red cars in the parking lot and I read that LE only uses red cars to catch drug buyers. No its true! That's how they took down hidden wiki. Make a post how congress is going to take away our right to use tor. Make another one that USPS is stopping service next week because they are bankrupt. I think I read all those today. Should I have used a PGP to post that. You know... In case the DEA takes over the server... I wouldn't want them to have my screen name. If I do that. And I kiss ass then I will have no problems. Sounds great! YEAAAAAAA!