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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: Jack N Hoff on May 12, 2013, 01:14 pm

Title: I'm out of jail, fuck the police!
Post by: Jack N Hoff on May 12, 2013, 01:14 pm
What is this, Soviet America?  I've done my share to help the community and now I am done posting for awhile.  I'll be lurking in the shadows so feel free to PM me if you need me.

Sayonara.
Title: Re: I'm out of jail, fuck the police
Post by: angel555 on May 12, 2013, 02:12 pm
Thankyou for letting me know
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Post by: boosties on May 12, 2013, 02:37 pm
u got locked up jack?
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Post by: Tellemetree on May 12, 2013, 02:53 pm
Jack doesn't seem the shadow lurking type to me.

We shall see how long this lasts, eventually someone will make a stupid enough thread and he won't be able to help posting, I bet.

xD
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Post by: seuss on May 12, 2013, 03:18 pm
What happened?
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Post by: RS7FI8ZRkm on May 12, 2013, 06:41 pm
 :) 1+, fuck the police.
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Post by: BruceCampbell on May 12, 2013, 06:45 pm
Jail fucking sucks...

Protip: have bail money set aside.
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Post by: Ballzinator on May 12, 2013, 07:47 pm
Jail fucking sucks...

Protip: have bail money set aside.
Super pro tip: Store it in a secret location because the cops will confiscate it as "drug money".
Title: Re: I'm out of jail, fuck the police!
Post by: BruceCampbell on May 12, 2013, 09:56 pm
Jail fucking sucks...

Protip: have bail money set aside.
Super pro tip: Store it in a secret location because the cops will confiscate it as "drug money".

Make sure that you can call a person from jail and covertly tell them where the bail money is. You're better off having a person you trust know where it is beforehand. Making collect calls and speaking in vague code and terms and having people scrambling around trying to find your stash while you're in jail is sort of annoying. Plus, if you can bail out before your arraignment that's probably good depending on what you were locked up for, because a judge can raise or lower your bail. If you think your bail will be high and you have a low book-in bond/bail GTFO out ASAP.
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Post by: touchthesky on May 13, 2013, 01:53 am
inb4thecrazy who says Hoff did a deal with the police and is now an informant

Welcome Home!

Fuck the police
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Post by: itsthecops on May 13, 2013, 04:38 am
As if tell us what happened.
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Post by: Trappy on May 13, 2013, 05:22 am
Fuck a broad, burn a blunt, and craft your story in such a manner that it could not incriminate you, and would also entertain us.
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Post by: BruceCampbell on May 13, 2013, 05:28 am
There's been a hell of a lot of busted vendor and seller and psyops stories lately.

#conspiracy
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Post by: OzFreelancer on May 13, 2013, 05:44 am
Can't have been in there very long... you were posting a couple of days ago ::)
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Post by: pine on May 13, 2013, 06:09 am
Who needs TV, SR provides all the drama I require :D

See you Jack.
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Post by: CrazyBart on May 13, 2013, 06:22 am
keep a lawyer on retainer and give him some bail money
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Post by: Electric Paper on May 13, 2013, 06:27 am
Tell us why you went to jail. We are dying to know
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Post by: Jack N Hoff on May 13, 2013, 07:13 am
I bonded out.  I don't want to narrow down my identity anymore than I already have so I'm not saying what it was for.  It was not SR related and I'll be fine. :)

Where's the freedom though? :o
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Post by: Electric Paper on May 13, 2013, 07:34 am
Thats understandable. Do you expect the charges to get dropped? I hope so
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Post by: wraithe on May 13, 2013, 03:03 pm
I bonded out.  I don't want to narrow down my identity anymore than I already have so I'm not saying what it was for.  It was not SR related and I'll be fine. :)

Where's the freedom though? :o

Jack was charged with MOPERY.  you sick fucker
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Post by: Festivalia on May 13, 2013, 03:34 pm
 :-X [REDACTED]
Title: Re: I'm out of jail, fuck the police!
Post by: Jack N Hoff on May 13, 2013, 03:46 pm
I bonded out.  I don't want to narrow down my identity anymore than I already have so I'm not saying what it was for.  It was not SR related and I'll be fine. :)

Where's the freedom though? :o

And this is why you pay your child support!

She said she was on the pill dammit!  I got duped!
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Post by: Festivalia on May 13, 2013, 04:31 pm
 :-X [REDACTED]
Title: Re: I'm out of jail, fuck the police!
Post by: Jack N Hoff on May 13, 2013, 04:34 pm
I bonded out.  I don't want to narrow down my identity anymore than I already have so I'm not saying what it was for.  It was not SR related and I'll be fine. :)

Where's the freedom though? :o

And this is why you pay your child support!

She said she was on the pill dammit!  I got duped!

Damn it boy... I thought I told you to never trust what a snatch says! ALWAYS WEAR A RUBBA, BOY!

BLASPHEMY!  I rather beat my meat than wrap my jimmy to dive in some poon!
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Post by: RS7FI8ZRkm on May 13, 2013, 05:53 pm
I bonded out.  I don't want to narrow down my identity anymore than I already have so I'm not saying what it was for.  It was not SR related and I'll be fine. :)

Where's the freedom though? :o

And this is why you pay your child support!

She said she was on the pill dammit!  I got duped!

Damn it boy... I thought I told you to never trust what a snatch says! ALWAYS WEAR A RUBBA, BOY!

BLASPHEMY!  I rather beat my meat than wrap my jimmy to dive in some poon!
;D thanks for the good laughs
Title: Re: I'm out of jail, fuck the police!
Post by: Festivalia on May 13, 2013, 06:19 pm
 :-X [REDACTED]