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Title: LEO/DEA Messages
Post by: thefarmacy on August 30, 2012, 07:01 am
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eskimo3000    Hey man.. I recognize you from WeHo dispensary. (if this is you). I'm looking for a better vendor to get a eLBow of OG.. say twice a month. I am wondering the charge for that. I can receive, or pickup in shop. I'm in H-wood. We can even start off with a HP/QP. Lemme know your thoughts + conditions, Thanks.
Title: Re: LEO/DEA Messages
Post by: Indica|Sativa on August 31, 2012, 09:56 pm
If that little bit of more identifying information is accurate, you may wish to redact it from your post. It's up to you, though.
Title: Re: LEO/DEA Messages
Post by: pine on September 01, 2012, 12:05 am
Is that... English?
Title: Re: LEO/DEA Messages
Post by: nosaj_thing on September 01, 2012, 01:07 am
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eskimo3000    Hey man.. I recognize you from WeHo dispensary. (if this is you). I'm looking for a better vendor to get a eLBow of OG.. say twice a month. I am wondering the charge for that. I can receive, or pickup in shop. I'm in H-wood. We can even start off with a HP/QP. Lemme know your thoughts + conditions, Thanks.

eLBow

that's the worst part lol
Title: Re: LEO/DEA Messages
Post by: Kill John Lennon on September 01, 2012, 01:12 am
Is that... English?

Nope it is  Oink Oink
Title: Re: LEO/DEA Messages
Post by: Shroomeister on September 01, 2012, 01:21 am
Is that... English?

Thats how R3@L G@NGST@Z tlk....
Title: Re: LEO/DEA Messages
Post by: pine on September 01, 2012, 01:28 am
Is that... English?

Nope it is  Oink Oink

It's bad enough our tax dollars go to funding these clowns, but they could at least use proper punctuation.

This reminds me of the time I found this quotation in some LE literature once.

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HOW TO AVOID BEING "MADE"

How the undercover officer dresses and what they drive are also factors.  The clothing of drug addicts always doesn't fit right because they're constantly losing or gaining weight.  By contrast, most undercover officers can't simulate this particular "fit" of clothing; they'll only look sloppy and carry themselves like they have their "street uniform" on.  Scraggly beards that look recently grown also are a dead giveaway.  The cars they drive are also too well-maintained. A dope addict's car usually has three different types of tires, a bunch a hamburger wrappers all over the inside, and screaming kids in the back.  There's also the way undercover officers give themselves away with their eyes.  Their eyes are too full of life, and they seem to wear sunglasses all the time.  A dope addict, on the other hand, will often stubbornly or masochistically blind themselves by not wearing sunglasses even when they should, and their eyes will look sunken, like they haven't slept in days.  Other cover-blowing moves include: being too sure about the price; constantly making phone calls during a deal; being too overeager to buy; offering sex in exchange for doing business; being too familiar; and being too unfamiliar.

I laughed, but then I realized they were serious. Then I really laughed. :D
Title: Re: LEO/DEA Messages
Post by: Omega Rushmore on September 01, 2012, 01:44 am
Shit Pine, that quote made me laugh...I can't wait to give karma, cause that deserves +1 for sure!

Is Oink, Oink the sound a pig makes when he's rummaging through the dirt or when he's just talking??

Enquiring minds want to know...


Title: Re: LEO/DEA Messages
Post by: asdf233 on September 01, 2012, 02:15 am
That is too funny Pine. I'll be the first to volunteer to piss on any undercover LE... so they get the crack head smell just right.
Title: Re: LEO/DEA Messages
Post by: jameslink2 on September 01, 2012, 02:27 am
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  The cars they drive are also too well-maintained. A dope addict's car usually has three different types of tires, a bunch a hamburger wrappers all over the inside, and screaming kids in the back. 

OMG they have profiled my car! Well, all but the screaming kids part.

Besides, the best way to spot an undercover cop is to hand him a loaded bong! No hit, no deal! Seems they can do a lot of shit and lie all they want but if the UC fails the piss test the case is out the window. They can fake hit a joint but they can not fake hit a bong.