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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: OzFreelancer on August 17, 2012, 07:09 am

Title: Weirdest/most interesting stuff for sale?
Post by: OzFreelancer on August 17, 2012, 07:09 am
Link me up please - the weirdest stuff for sale on SR and elsewhere in onionland :)

If Lim wants me to write up his bloody armoured tank or whatever it is, there needs to be some more meat to the article  8)


Title: Re: Weirdest/most interesting stuff for sale?
Post by: Shroomeister on August 17, 2012, 08:34 am
Do hitman services count? That is probably the most off the wall thing I have seen.

That and Imported Thai Redbull of course.
Title: Re: Weirdest/most interesting stuff for sale?
Post by: Limetless on August 17, 2012, 08:41 am
Link me up please - the weirdest stuff for sale on SR and elsewhere in onionland :)

If Lim wants me to write up his bloody armoured tank or whatever it is, there needs to be some more meat to the article  8)

Ok I got's an Armoured car, ballistic armour (full tactical used by MOD/MET/Journalists in war-zones), encrypted cell-phones, lab equipment (reactors, glassware, precursors, centrifuges) and I also provide consultations on money laundering and how to traffic drugs successfully all that on top of the drugs I sell.

Have fun. :)
Title: Re: Weirdest/most interesting stuff for sale?
Post by: Limetless on August 17, 2012, 08:49 am
Oh and the misspelling of my name is intentional, marketing thing. So make sure that is made clear and that the fine people of Australia don't think I'm dyslexic....I realize that they may wish to dig at the Brits in any way possible because you do rather (and by rather I mean fucking ridiculously) badly at the Olympics. ;)
Title: Re: Weirdest/most interesting stuff for sale?
Post by: OzFreelancer on August 17, 2012, 08:50 am
Do hitman services count? That is probably the most off the wall thing I have seen.

Already blogged on my attempts to hire a hitman :)
Title: Re: Weirdest/most interesting stuff for sale?
Post by: chil on August 17, 2012, 10:13 am
Oh and the misspelling of my name is intentional, marketing thing.

and me who thought that it really was meant to be "Limet": http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limet
Title: Re: Weirdest/most interesting stuff for sale?
Post by: Shroomeister on August 17, 2012, 10:54 am
Do hitman services count? That is probably the most off the wall thing I have seen.

Already blogged on my attempts to hire a hitman :)

...and I guess Thai Redbull isn't a close second?

I must admit. I didnt look at your handle when I first replied (my bad). With that said I know who you are.

Drugs,Weapons and hitmen ......what do you really think is left to find? No really. Tell me, I'll look for you.
Title: Re: Weirdest/most interesting stuff for sale?
Post by: grahamgreene on August 17, 2012, 11:00 am
Link me up please - the weirdest stuff for sale on SR and elsewhere in onionland :)

If Lim wants me to write up his bloody armoured tank or whatever it is, there needs to be some more meat to the article  8)

Well, if you're looking for weird there's always the guy looking for a partner to spend $392,845.31 to help him build a bunker to survive the apocalypse.. And right here on SR too! http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/index.php/silkroad/item/2e3da98125

Looks like you'll have to up the price of that Land Rover to keep your "most expensive item on the Road" spot Lim! :P
Then again, it looks like the guy's either not a very good vendor or a potential scam artist.. :-/

- grahamgreene

(Oh, and welcome to the forums OzFreelancer! Kudos on the balance in your articles, need more journos like you about the place! :) )
Title: Re: Weirdest/most interesting stuff for sale?
Post by: eyecandy4u on August 17, 2012, 02:01 pm
I once saw some people put their virginity up for sale, I think on e bay
Title: Re: Weirdest/most interesting stuff for sale?
Post by: müslix on August 17, 2012, 02:35 pm
...and I guess Thai Redbull isn't a close second?

The Thai stuff is actually the real one, Red Bull stole that stuff incl the name and made it an international brand.


I go with solar cells, as I just don't get why they would be sold here. Ok, could be very cheap, but who comes to SR an buys solar cells?!
Title: Re: Weirdest/most interesting stuff for sale?
Post by: Barbijuana on August 17, 2012, 04:35 pm
There was a guy on these forums selling Shrunken Heads. He had some kind of a connection with a coroner and was able to supply himself with closed casket / non-family cases. He refused to put up pictures since he believed it was a work of art not to be displayed for shock value over the internet.

IIRC they were upwards of $1000 a Head and very intricate in their development (or un-development I should say).
Title: Re: Weirdest/most interesting stuff for sale?
Post by: LeisureLass on August 18, 2012, 01:09 am
This thread should help:  http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=27602.0
Title: Re: Weirdest/most interesting stuff for sale?
Post by: Limetless on August 18, 2012, 01:13 am
somebody used to sell heart wormer and flea medicine for dogs

LOL are you fucking serious? Did they even get any sales?
Title: Re: Weirdest/most interesting stuff for sale?
Post by: b0lixtrader on August 18, 2012, 01:19 am
Lmao oh yeah! They were selling dog medication for cheap!  They even posted in the forums and asked if there was interest and there was, hence for the selling on SR.
Title: Re: Weirdest/most interesting stuff for sale?
Post by: Limetless on August 18, 2012, 01:47 am
Lmao oh yeah! They were selling dog medication for cheap!  They even posted in the forums and asked if there was interest and there was, hence for the selling on SR.

Fucking hell, wonders never cease!
Title: Re: Weirdest/most interesting stuff for sale?
Post by: johnwholesome on August 18, 2012, 01:58 am
About 6 months back there was someone selling little jars of home-made "earwax" for medicinal purposes. High-re pics and all. Shit grossed me out something awful staring at me from the front page n all. I thought it was crack or freebase at first, but nono, home-made earwax...
Title: Re: Weirdest/most interesting stuff for sale?
Post by: long_hairhippie on August 18, 2012, 02:01 am
I would actually buy some comfortis or heartguard for my dog, all the good flea/worm stuff for dogs requires a script
Title: Re: Weirdest/most interesting stuff for sale?
Post by: Limetless on August 18, 2012, 02:06 am
I think there is someone selling his birds worn pants too. They did a thread about it recently but I dunno if they ever followed up on it by getting a buyers account.
Title: Re: Weirdest/most interesting stuff for sale?
Post by: Shroomeister on August 18, 2012, 02:15 am
Canine med. I may have some of that....laying around....hmmmm. Have not had that thought before.
Title: Re: Weirdest/most interesting stuff for sale?
Post by: simplyanon on August 18, 2012, 03:12 am
somebody used to sell heart wormer and flea medicine for dogs

LOL are you fucking serious? Did they even get any sales?

Lmao, I'm 99% sure she worked as a vet.

Weird things for sale? How about MP to BTC for 70% under 100$?  ::) :o
Title: Re: Weirdest/most interesting stuff for sale?
Post by: Crooked on August 18, 2012, 03:20 am
LOL are you fucking serious? Did they even get any sales?

she had a pretty nice thing going on, selling diverted dog medicine (?!) for bitcoins and trading in the coins for meth

lol i think i know exactly who she is
Title: Re: Weirdest/most interesting stuff for sale?
Post by: simplyanon on August 18, 2012, 03:26 am
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/index.php/silkroad/item/cdc4479bc3

Term papers?

This^ Is awesome.
Title: Re: Weirdest/most interesting stuff for sale?
Post by: 20DollarBILL on August 18, 2012, 03:30 am
somebody used to sell heart wormer and flea medicine for dogs

LOL are you fucking serious? Did they even get any sales?

I remember seeing this on the homepage the first day I logged on, I was let down for a brief second.
Title: Re: Weirdest/most interesting stuff for sale?
Post by: simplyanon on August 18, 2012, 03:41 am

I remember seeing this on the homepage the first day I logged on, I was let down for a brief second.

We need a SilkRoad: Animal Club site. Drugs for sale online! For your pets! Catnip for 75$ an Oz!!
Title: Re: Weirdest/most interesting stuff for sale?
Post by: Spunkaroo on August 18, 2012, 03:55 am
The Thai stuff is actually the real one, Red Bull stole that stuff incl the name and made it an international brand.

Stole? The Thai one is actually the legit supplier. Red Bull doesn't actually produce anything themselves, they simply brand the Thai drink and the on sell it. Wouldn't really call that stealing.
Title: Re: Weirdest/most interesting stuff for sale?
Post by: Longtimer on August 18, 2012, 04:05 am

I remember seeing this on the homepage the first day I logged on, I was let down for a brief second.

We need a SilkRoad: Animal Club site. Drugs for sale online! For your pets! Catnip for 75$ an Oz!!

I actually recently bought a kg of catnip, doing a nepetalactone extraction 8)
Title: Re: Weirdest/most interesting stuff for sale?
Post by: simplyanon on August 18, 2012, 04:11 am

I remember seeing this on the homepage the first day I logged on, I was let down for a brief second.

We need a SilkRoad: Animal Club site. Drugs for sale online! For your pets! Catnip for 75$ an Oz!!

I actually recently bought a kg of catnip, doing a nepetalactone extraction 8)

Out of naught but curiosity, how much did that cost?
Title: Re: Weirdest/most interesting stuff for sale?
Post by: Longtimer on August 18, 2012, 04:19 am

I remember seeing this on the homepage the first day I logged on, I was let down for a brief second.

We need a SilkRoad: Animal Club site. Drugs for sale online! For your pets! Catnip for 75$ an Oz!!

I actually recently bought a kg of catnip, doing a nepetalactone extraction 8)

Out of naught but curiosity, how much did that cost?

Like $60 including shipping, came from the big city next to me.
Was about $45 with $15 shipping.

I can only imagine how much the health stores make on buying this in bulk.
I used to buy my herbs in 200gram bags, like damiana and such.
So inefficient.
Title: Re: Weirdest/most interesting stuff for sale?
Post by: OzFreelancer on August 18, 2012, 04:39 am
Awesome.  There's an article (or at least a blog post) here for sure :)
Title: Re: Weirdest/most interesting stuff for sale?
Post by: pine on August 18, 2012, 04:44 am

I remember seeing this on the homepage the first day I logged on, I was let down for a brief second.

We need a SilkRoad: Animal Club site. Drugs for sale online! For your pets! Catnip for 75$ an Oz!!

75 an ounce? A bargain! Me and Lim were just talking about this in another thread, how new frontiers are opening up on the darknet and stuff.

Feeding drugs to pets is an ancient custom, I must hurry to register makeyourhamstertripballs.com and makeyourshitsushithimself.eu, can't believe I didn't think of this before.
Title: Re: Weirdest/most interesting stuff for sale?
Post by: pine on August 18, 2012, 04:59 am
I can't believe nobody's mentioned the guy who tried to buy human eggs.

SR Staff: Is this in the T&C?
DPR: O_o
Title: Re: Weirdest/most interesting stuff for sale?
Post by: THUMBSuP. on August 18, 2012, 05:08 am
I can't believe nobody's mentioned the guy who tried to buy human eggs.

SR Staff: Is this in the T&C?
DPR: O_o

i would make the same face for a few days.. then forget it was asked.
o.o;;

how would you go about that over an anonymous network? :x
Title: Re: Weirdest/most interesting stuff for sale?
Post by: simplyanon on August 18, 2012, 05:10 am
I can't believe nobody's mentioned the guy who tried to buy human eggs.

SR Staff: Is this in the T&C?
DPR: O_o

What in the all serious fuck...
Title: Re: Weirdest/most interesting stuff for sale?
Post by: pine on August 18, 2012, 05:13 am
I can't believe nobody's mentioned the guy who tried to buy human eggs.

SR Staff: Is this in the T&C?
DPR: O_o

i would make the same face for a few days.. then forget it was asked.
o.o;;

how would you go about that over an anonymous network? :x

I think the admins deleted it, but if I remember the details correctly it seemed like a serious offer for young Eastern European women to donate their eggs, for which they would be paid 3000 - 5000 euros or so.

I think the idea was for them to do this at a hospital (probably claiming insurance against sterility or in order to induce pregnancy artificially, not sure of how that works), and then take the frozen human eggs (they have containers for these things, like what you have for livers, kidneys etc) and post them to this dude.
Title: Re: Weirdest/most interesting stuff for sale?
Post by: THUMBSuP. on August 18, 2012, 05:30 am
I can't believe nobody's mentioned the guy who tried to buy human eggs.

SR Staff: Is this in the T&C?
DPR: O_o

i would make the same face for a few days.. then forget it was asked.
o.o;;

how would you go about that over an anonymous network? :x

I think the admins deleted it, but if I remember the details correctly it seemed like a serious offer for young Eastern European women to donate their eggs, for which they would be paid 3000 - 5000 euros or so.

I think the idea was for them to do this at a hospital (probably claiming insurance against sterility or in order to induce pregnancy artificially, not sure of how that works), and then take the frozen human eggs (they have containers for these things, like what you have for livers, kidneys etc) and post them to this dude.

pewpew.
that is fucking ridiculous.

Middle Eastern European women.. get them eggs in girl boys! boy girls!
i couldn't do it. they wouldn't in their right minds... but hey, that's probably why they were born in Europe. <3
Title: Re: Weirdest/most interesting stuff for sale?
Post by: OzFreelancer on August 19, 2012, 08:44 am
Happy now Lim? :P

http://allthingsvice.wordpress.com/2012/08/19/things-you-didnt-know-you-could-buy-online-shopping-on-the-dark-web/

BTW, trivia, the most-used search term to bring people to my blog is 'tony76 silk road'
Title: Re: Weirdest/most interesting stuff for sale?
Post by: Shroomeister on August 19, 2012, 04:48 pm
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Seller Limetless (and he wanted me to assure you the spelling is deliberate lest you question his intelligence) will ship anywhere in the world.

LOL!
Title: Re: Weirdest/most interesting stuff for sale?
Post by: müslix on August 19, 2012, 07:07 pm
Stole? The Thai one is actually the legit supplier. Red Bull doesn't actually produce anything themselves, they simply brand the Thai drink and the on sell it. Wouldn't really call that stealing.
Mateschitz bought the rights for a small fee during a Thailand holiday. The complete EU and US supply is manufactured by Austrian juice/tee company Rauch in Austria and Switzerland. Mateschitz, founder of Red Bull, is one of the richest guys is Austria. He owns a Formular 1 Team, a DTM Team and a Soccer Team. The Thailand guys get how much of the Red Bull wealth exactly? I consider that stealing.

Source: Red Bull employees. they are everywhere. Seems to be a nice place to work at though. You even get Red Bull water :)


@Murricans: Anyone interested in Kinder Surprise Eggs, I have a steady supply that never runs out. We call it supermarket for stealth reasons. If there is demand I might put some up, but I am worried if I can really trust you to not kill yourself with it.
Title: Re: Weirdest/most interesting stuff for sale?
Post by: nosaj_thing on August 19, 2012, 08:15 pm
About 6 months back there was someone selling little jars of home-made "earwax" for medicinal purposes. High-re pics and all. Shit grossed me out something awful staring at me from the front page n all. I thought it was crack or freebase at first, but nono, home-made earwax...

could they have been possibly advertising "earwax" hash oil?  :P
Title: Re: Weirdest/most interesting stuff for sale?
Post by: pine on August 19, 2012, 08:21 pm
Happy now Lim? :P

http://allthingsvice.wordpress.com/2012/08/19/things-you-didnt-know-you-could-buy-online-shopping-on-the-dark-web/


Haha! You owe this lady a favor Mr Limet!

BTW, trivia, the most-used search term to bring people to my blog is 'tony76 silk road'

That is indeed bizarre, suggests that either a whole lot more people are closely following SR's world than belong to the market, or that the majority of the people reading your blog are SRarians :D

btw:
You should be careful on your end in Australia, a frustrated LEA could take out their angst against any non-anonymous users of this forum including yourself, even on a sketchy basis e.g. parking violations, tax returns etc, you write well, so please don't give them any excuse to push their weight around. At the same time, we don't want a "chilling effect" to affect what you choose to pen (whether critical of LE or even SR), so don't allow them to intimidate you either. Maybe LE in Australia are gentlemen, but personal experience suggests drug enforcement are more likely to be bullies in uniforms with 1 dimensional mindsets.
Title: Re: Weirdest/most interesting stuff for sale?
Post by: bananer on August 20, 2012, 03:58 am
While reading through this thread it has me confident that I can sell a fair portion of the things I had planned(custom ironwork) because why the hell not ;D
Title: Re: Weirdest/most interesting stuff for sale?
Post by: Limetless on August 20, 2012, 04:03 am
Yeah that'll do nicely. :)

Just so you know though, that isn't a picture of my one. I pulled that one off the net. Security first people.

Am well chuffed with that tbh. I gotta say OP, you alright in my book, and I never say that about journalists. Fair play. :)
Title: Re: Weirdest/most interesting stuff for sale?
Post by: OzFreelancer on August 20, 2012, 12:27 pm
BTW, trivia, the most-used search term to bring people to my blog is 'tony76 silk road'

That is indeed bizarre, suggests that either a whole lot more people are closely following SR's world than belong to the market, or that the majority of the people reading your blog are SRarians :D

Sorry, should clarify... that's the most used term after all the permutations of 'All Things Vice' and my name.  But I thought it was interesting that the tony76 ref comes up higher than 'silk road drugs'.  Might just have to do with the blog's google ranking for each I guess - it probably comes up way higher for a tony76 search.

Yeah that'll do nicely. :)

Just so you know though, that isn't a picture of my one. I pulled that one off the net. Security first people.

Am well chuffed with that tbh. I gotta say OP, you alright in my book, and I never say that about journalists. Fair play. :)

Pleasure ;)  It was a fun blog to write anyway
Title: Re: Weirdest/most interesting stuff for sale?
Post by: wilson on August 24, 2012, 06:57 pm
I remember when SR first opened at a guy was selling people, kilo's of coke and aka 47's as a package deal
Title: Re: Weirdest/most interesting stuff for sale?
Post by: long_hairhippie on August 24, 2012, 07:13 pm
The coyote special.
Title: Re: Weirdest/most interesting stuff for sale?
Post by: Errl_Kushman on August 24, 2012, 08:04 pm

Definitely the most disturbing thing I have seen for sale is AIDs. Check it out on BMR: http://5onwnspjvuk7cwvk.onion/index.php?p=view_listing&id=4025

"AIDS (Infected needle with HIV) - Package includes a needle infected with HIV Positive. All you need to do is to stick it into someone (or try to put it in their blood), and KABOOM. Welcome to the aids world."
Title: Re: Weirdest/most interesting stuff for sale?
Post by: chil on August 24, 2012, 08:10 pm

Definitely the most disturbing thing I have seen for sale is AIDs. Check it out on BMR: http://5onwnspjvuk7cwvk.onion/index.php?p=view_listing&id=4025

"AIDS (Infected needle with HIV) - Package includes a needle infected with HIV Positive. All you need to do is to stick it into someone (or try to put it in their blood), and KABOOM. Welcome to the aids world."

Sick world. Any customers reviews yet ?
Title: Re: Weirdest/most interesting stuff for sale?
Post by: HammerHead on August 24, 2012, 10:53 pm
I find those gold skulls very interesting
Title: Re: Weirdest/most interesting stuff for sale?
Post by: THUMBSuP. on August 30, 2012, 06:02 am
i wanna see some craaaaazy stuff!




pewpew journalists! everyone has to work! <3 keep it up. just don't be hatin' on us! haha...

(and mention Limetless' LANDROVER.)


/thumbs
Title: Re: Weirdest/most interesting stuff for sale?
Post by: Shroomeister on August 31, 2012, 01:12 am
Priced to Fly.....

http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/index.php/silkroad/item/5fb29203d1

[/Pun]
Title: Re: Weirdest/most interesting stuff for sale?
Post by: THUMBSuP. on August 31, 2012, 04:01 am
Priced to Fly.....

http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/index.php/silkroad/item/5fb29203d1

[/Pun]

just placed my order.. can you exprez plz??
Title: Re: Weirdest/most interesting stuff for sale?
Post by: Shroomeister on August 31, 2012, 04:37 am
Priced to Fly.....

http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/index.php/silkroad/item/5fb29203d1

[/Pun]

just placed my order.. can you exprez plz??


That's funny. I thought I was clear in the listing. MUST FE. I still got onl .10$ in my accnt.


Just waiting on the coins. I'll pick you up in it. 20 mins after I get the coins. How's that for express?