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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: digitbh on July 26, 2012, 06:37 pm
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I'm paid 7.5 hours a day to browse Reddit and sit on the SR forums. The other .5 hours I'm nose to the grindstone working.
When I'm not working I'm on the SR or doing drugs.
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I sit in the hospital and smoke crack and eat cheez-its with the nurses.
sdesu
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I serve beverages.
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I masturbate vigorously! ;D ...actually I don't work, I just do stuff (non sexual... honest!) for money when I need to... that way I deprive the government of tax, that makes me feel good.
In my old job I used to spend about 7 hours a day on the internet and the remaining 1 hour of my shift covering up for the fact that I had just spent 7 hours on the internet. In my second ever job I used to do about 70 minutes work in a 6 hour shift and snort cocaine with the security guards for the rest of the time, I often did free overtime, sniff sniff ;D
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Manage several networks and maintain a few popular tech-related websites :)
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Thank to god, I´m working at home in my own little office ;)
Internet Culture FTW x.x ^^
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I'm paid 7.5 hours a day to browse Reddit and sit on the SR forums. The other .5 hours I'm nose to the grindstone working.
When I'm not working I'm on the SR or doing drugs.
I bet your a boss? :)
Bosses get all the perks of the job! And leave all the shite to the workers! ;)
That's why they're the boss - And there are much more important things for a boss to do than *actually* work - They leave that to the workers! ;)
If you have that much fun at work, I wonder what your free time is like? It must be pretty mindblowing! :D
Yeah I'd say the lot of the people here probably have tech savvy jobs. Hey LEA leave us alone or we'll crash your computers!! :(
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I do that one thing to some stuff and it works. :D
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Last few months I've been doing nothing but debugging 15 fucking years old C++/MFC code and I'm about to commit a suicide! Opiates are the only thing making this job any better! I do spend couple of hours just jerking off / browsing the web, and about 4-6 hours actually working. it sucks balls!
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im a cop.
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I get paid 7 hours daily to not kill myself from boredom. If I kill myself they won't pay me.
Thank Eternity for the Road! ;D
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im a cop.
All LE, roll call. Here I am!
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I work on my knees all day....usually 10-14hrs...with a bunch of Turks....thank god I dont work every day but almost....no no its not what your thinking...i install carpet:( real real shit job hard work and crappy pay but it is what it is.
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I'm not sure I understand the question. ???
;D
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Whenever I get a package of jelly beans, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold jelly bean duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red jelly beans are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue jelly beans as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one jelly bean, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to:
The Jelly Bean Company, A Division of Mars, Inc. Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A.
along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this jelly bean for breeding purposes."
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of jelly beans. I consider this "grant money". I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
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Business administration. I have a private office with unrestricted internet and get away with tons & tons leisure time.
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Whenever I get a package of jelly beans, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold jelly bean duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red jelly beans are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue jelly beans as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one jelly bean, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to:
The Jelly Bean Company, A Division of Mars, Inc. Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A.
along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this jelly bean for breeding purposes."
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of jelly beans. I consider this "grant money". I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
That was possibly the most epic story of all time, you should set up a bitcoin charity for jelly bean eugenics.
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Whenever I get a package of jelly beans, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold jelly bean duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red jelly beans are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue jelly beans as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one jelly bean, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to:
The Jelly Bean Company, A Division of Mars, Inc. Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A.
along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this jelly bean for breeding purposes."
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of jelly beans. I consider this "grant money". I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
Don't you mean M&M's :P
I work for a deodorant company as a product rater sniffing armpits.
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I forge katanas and other melee weapons.
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Whenever I get a package of jelly beans, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold jelly bean duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red jelly beans are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue jelly beans as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one jelly bean, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to:
The Jelly Bean Company, A Division of Mars, Inc. Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A.
along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this jelly bean for breeding purposes."
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of jelly beans. I consider this "grant money". I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
I've read somewhere about a guy doing this with M&M's.
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Whenever I get a package of jelly beans, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold jelly bean duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red jelly beans are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue jelly beans as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one jelly bean, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to:
The Jelly Bean Company, A Division of Mars, Inc. Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A.
along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this jelly bean for breeding purposes."
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of jelly beans. I consider this "grant money". I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
lol pine, do you do this in a true ladder style to ensure unfair stress on the superior beans?
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I forge katanas and other melee weapons.
...Hitori Hanso???
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I do gfx. But mostly browse SR or lurk on IRC channels ::)
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@ Kryptoz
Can you by any chance create me a forum sig?? I can pay some BTC your way!!!
Personally i work in a warehouse surrounded by polish, lithuanians and hungarians. Luckily though my direct managers are english and we get on great, which means you can get away with a bit more than others can 8)
When your fellow co workers waffle in their own language for an hour, it can give you a headache.
Any jobs going out there? :)
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I install grow rooms, I am an electrician
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Whenever I get a package of jelly beans, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold jelly bean duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red jelly beans are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue jelly beans as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one jelly bean, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to:
The Jelly Bean Company, A Division of Mars, Inc. Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A.
along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this jelly bean for breeding purposes."
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of jelly beans. I consider this "grant money". I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
Stalepasta is stale
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@ Kryptoz
Can you by any chance create me a forum sig?? I can pay some BTC your way!!!
PM me dimensions, colors, text you would like on it, etc and I'll whip you up somethin :P. I'll prolly do it when I get home from work though, dealing with mega bitchy customers atm ::)
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I certainly will my good man!!! Many Kudos!
I will have a think about the design.
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I sell drugs. When shrooms can fetch $1000/ounce where I live, it weeds out the kids and leaves just the serious people.
I should probably get a real job so I can justify my income to the IRS. I'm sure they wonder how I pay my bills when I have no job.
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I should probably get a real job so I can justify my income to the IRS. I'm sure they wonder how I pay my bills when I have no job.
eBay seller, reseller of wholesale items, be creative ::)
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eBay seller, reseller of wholesale items, be creative ::)
I've got a laptop, a microphone, and an old keyboard. Bam, I rent out my personal recording studio for $500 an hour ;D
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Not a bad idea, also bullshit youtube videos, although it's actually a pretty good way to make money lol, it's become some peoples full time jobs :O
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Not a bad idea, also bullshit youtube videos, although it's actually a pretty good way to make money lol, it's become some peoples full time jobs :O
There's a kid, can't be older than 15, who lives a few apartments down, and he videotapes trains as they pass by the supermarket. Apparently he only takes videos of "rare" trains, and people really want to see these videos, and he's making several hundred a month just by uploading videos of rare trains for train enthusiasts to watch. Crazy shit haha.
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I'd seriously trade my job for sitting at home on the computer for a few hours a day buying and selling.
Teach me how!! lol
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Can't say I'm surprised, a lot of people are making money off video game reviews etc, pretty much anything that youtube will allow a partership on (I think the TOS says like 14 and under content)
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I should probably get a real job so I can justify my income to the IRS. I'm sure they wonder how I pay my bills when I have no job.
eBay seller, reseller of wholesale items, be creative ::)
Fuck eBay in the ass. I hate their seller fees, then you get hit with PayPal fees (both are the same company), and then fucking buyers whine and cry half the time trying to get something extra out of you or trying to scam you. Unfortunately, eBay and PayPal could give two fuck's less about the sellers, and will always suck a buyer's dick. I wish they'd at least give me a reach around once in a while, but all I ever get is fucked in the ass.
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I should probably get a real job so I can justify my income to the IRS. I'm sure they wonder how I pay my bills when I have no job.
eBay seller, reseller of wholesale items, be creative ::)
Fuck eBay in the ass. I hate their seller fees, then you get hit with PayPal fees (both are the same company), and then fucking buyers whine and cry half the time trying to get something extra out of you or trying to scam you. Unfortunately, eBay and PayPal could give two fuck's less about the sellers, and will always suck a buyer's dick. I wish they'd at least give me a reach around once in a while, but all I ever get is fucked in the ass.
I ment as a cover up :P. Fuck PayPal, they're cunts.
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I used to hear sooooooo many bad things about paypal. I was still unsure. My mother used them even though i protested and guess what, she got stitched up good and proper.
Fucking die paypal die.
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I like Dwolla so much more than PayPal.
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Whenever I get a package of jelly beans, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold jelly bean duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the "loser," and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red jelly beans are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue jelly beans as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world.
Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment.
When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one jelly bean, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to:
The Jelly Bean Company, A Division of Mars, Inc. Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A.
along with a 3x5 card reading, "Please use this jelly bean for breeding purposes."
This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of jelly beans. I consider this "grant money". I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
You're my hero.
sdesu
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masterbate
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I forge katanas and other melee weapons.
...Hitori Hanso???
No, I`m not his descendant. You can try guessing but I doubt you will find the answer.
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I'm an uphill gardener.
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Last few months I've been doing nothing but debugging 15 fucking years old C++/MFC code and I'm about to commit a suicide! Opiates are the only thing making this job any better! I do spend couple of hours just jerking off / browsing the web, and about 4-6 hours actually working. it sucks balls!
Could be worse, eh? You could be working on 40-year old COBOL code, where the original authors are either in their graves, or in nursing homes waiting to die.
Guru
From the sounds of what you guys do, I feel much better doing my job now.