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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: Limetless on May 13, 2012, 01:54 am
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Bit of a "Fuck My Life" thread here.
Went out with the fam-a-lam today, overdue a visit and it's always good to reconnect. You know how it is.
Anyway after a fine day out doing all sorts of fun things we went out for dinner at this plush tapas restaurant ran by one of my friends (nah, not one of the shitty chain ones, fuck that shit), my treat. It get's well busy there on a Sat night so I booked a week in advance and made sure that we had the nice end of the place upstairs because it's less crowded also it's near the bar and the waitresses and bar birds are FIT. Eye-candy + tapas = sorted.
Anyway we arrived and we sat down and all was well but then this party came in that were obviously on a work do. At first they seemed ok and in fact, all apart from one of them were. This one fucking guy who reckoned he was was jack-the-lad basically seemed to think that his personal space included the whole room. Typical obnoxious prick approaching an early midlife crisis and the people who were with him clearly were embarrassed to be with him.
Before I continue, just want to clarify a few bits.
1. I realize I'm a bit blunt/rough round the edges, but I only am when it's socially acceptable. I reign that shit in when I'm with fam/kids.
2. I can't deal with people who make pervy and sleazy comments in front of women. Massive pet hate.
3. I can't stand it when people do that stuff around kids.
4. This is my friends place he's in, by acting like he is he's making people feel bad. It's disrespectful.
Anyway I started hearing him saying some really coarse shit. Stuff that really made my skin crawl and he was swearing a lot. Normally, I wouldn't give a shit at all but only when it's appropriate. If I'm with my friends then I will say what I like, but you can't when you are in public and obviously you have to respect other peoples personal space. Anyway he started coming out with things like "Yeah Jenny (person who he was with, name changed) I know for a fact I'm making you moist babe" and swearing like there is no tomorrow. The woman he was with was clearly creeped out by this and my family. My Ma shouldn't be subjected to that and neither should the kids in my family (they are very young) so I went over and asked him to keep quiet, he asked what my problem was so I told him what the issue was and that he needed to shut the fuck up yesterday. He did. I then went back to sit down, carried on and was fine but as I got up to go to the lav this prick called out "Yeah walk by you fucking wanker". I left it because you can't cause scenes in front of the family, isn't cool. After a while everyone from his table left and it was just 3 of them that stayed behind including Mr Cunt so I saw this as a perfect opportunity. When I got the bill I deliberately left my ciggies and lighter on the table so I could go back in while the fam got in the taxi. So I went back in and walked over and tipped his food and his drink in his lap and told him if he had a problem with my earlier request then he needed to walk the fuck by me and go outside for a good hiding. He did not move.
Went out for a tapas....ended up with an arsehole.
Rant over. Needed a vent.
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Nothing quite like watching a cunt get put in their place. ;D Me and my mates run into this bullshit on a near weekly basis, but it's like you said, the majority of these assholes are all talk when it comes to a confrontation. Just so long as no one's packing heat, I don't hesitate to show my knife to shut the fuckers up. Best part of being under the influence of 25i is when a chance for violence springs up, it makes me feel like I can take anyone on. I've always been a masochist though luckily, and noticed my fair share of scars helps intimidate the average wanker off before it ever escalates to anything further unfortunately.
I'm really a teddy-bear on the inside though. ;)
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+1 bro we need more people that can keep there cool and put assholes in their place when the time is right. For me it's tough I need to loose my shit when I feel it or I won't bother going back.
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I'm disappointed Limetless.
I thought you were going to stripe him with a dessert spoon.
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2. I can't deal with people who make pervy and sleazy comments in front of women. Massive pet hate.
+1,000,000
Also, epic fucking story (disappointed in lack of striping) but thats pretty clever leaving your cigs on table so you can go back without family.
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I just love how another persons machismo behavior is used as a justification to indulge in the exact same form of behavior.
but hey at least the streets of Kensington/Chelsea/canary wharf are safe now
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He even got me a little worked up!
How was the food?
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+1
I'm with Pine though, I expected a striping in this story :) But well done on keeping cool...I had a similar situation a few weeks ago and I wanted to cut the fucker (I'm a chick, all of about 5ft nothing, and not tough at all so it was slightly laughable but I gave him so harsh words - he was calling my friends "fucking cunts" in front of my Mum and some kids, what is wrong with people?!?!)
Also, Tapas - food envy!!
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He even got me a little worked up!
How was the food?
Food was absolutely Boss. I had Tortilla Espanol with spinach in it, Spanish meat balls and goats cheese balls in breadcrumbs with honey and red onion marmalade. Drank a bottle of wine to myself and had some vodkas. Also had some excellent Spanish bread.
And ROFL nice sarcastic comment SouldOut....especially given the fact I don't live in London. Kudos on making yourself look nice a silly.
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Ypu sound like a faggot.
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Ypu sound like a faggot.
You sound like a trolling cunt called Mister Dank. :)
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WTF is up with people?
Sorta related story... a friend of mine went out for tapas the other night, and he and his lady came out to find five high school kids kicking in their car doors and smashing windows. My buddy told the kids to fuck off and got a hammer to the side of his head, followed by a curb-stomping for it. Docs say he's going to have brain damage 'n shit.
I know how to find almost anything. Drugs, people, etc. I've already tracked down most of the kids, and am prolly only one more conversation away from finding the guy with the hammer.
I'm thinking a Dexter approach for grabbing him, and a Limetless striping to teach him a lesson is in order.
Assholes are everywhere!!!
Tips Limetless? Vertical stripes with the stanley, then you pull every other strip of skin off, so he looks like the black flag symbol?
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WTF is up with people?
Sorta related story... a friend of mine went out for tapas the other night, and he and his lady came out to find five high school kids kicking in their car doors and smashing windows. My buddy told the kids to fuck off and got a hammer to the side of his head, followed by a curb-stomping for it. Docs say he's going to have brain damage 'n shit.
I know how to find almost anything. Drugs, people, etc. I've already tracked down most of the kids, and am prolly only one more conversation away from finding the guy with the hammer.
I'm thinking a Dexter approach for grabbing him, and a Limetless striping to teach him a lesson is in order.
Assholes are everywhere!!!
Tips Limetless? Vertical stripes with the stanley, then you pull every other strip of skin off, so he looks like the black flag symbol?
Personally I would go for lettering "YOU MUST NOT HURT OTHERS" from one hand to the other across his chest. It leaves an example to others.
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Ah g love the story, cant stand cunts like that glad you showed him whats what. next time go all Dexter on his ass and stripe the prick
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WTF is up with people?
Sorta related story... a friend of mine went out for tapas the other night, and he and his lady came out to find five high school kids kicking in their car doors and smashing windows. My buddy told the kids to fuck off and got a hammer to the side of his head, followed by a curb-stomping for it. Docs say he's going to have brain damage 'n shit.
I know how to find almost anything. Drugs, people, etc. I've already tracked down most of the kids, and am prolly only one more conversation away from finding the guy with the hammer.
I'm thinking a Dexter approach for grabbing him, and a Limetless striping to teach him a lesson is in order.
Assholes are everywhere!!!
Tips Limetless? Vertical stripes with the stanley, then you pull every other strip of skin off, so he looks like the black flag symbol?
Personally I would go for lettering "YOU MUST NOT HURT OTHERS" from one hand to the other across his chest. It leaves an example to others.
That's not enough Lim. Seriously, if the guy is a vegetable now, kill them all.
Wait 6 months to avoid police identifying motive. Buy a gun off the armory or a serious blade. Lure them out one by one or just the guy with the hammer, and slit his throat.
Honestly, they've ruined your friends life for no reason. They are worthless and deserve to die.
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If you want them gone you don't need to be that public. All you have to do is find out where they live and break in to their homes and duct-tape matches to their door frame and the phosphorous strike stip to the other side. Ripe out the oven so there is a gas leak and put the over back in place to conceal.
They will get a shitty shock when they walk through their door but this will only last about 1-2 seconds before they hit the bricks.
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Yeah, we have to wait to see if he's going to go blind or not.
One thing for sure... when the ball drops it's going to drop hard and fast.
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Limit, you get +1 because I fucking love british people.
"jack-the-lad" almost had me squirting milk out of my nose, thanks for brightening up an otherwise shitty day so far.
Time to smoke a bowl and see if I can keep some food down :(
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If you want them gone you don't need to be that public. All you have to do is find out where they live and break in to their homes and duct-tape matches to their door frame and the phosphorous strike stip to the other side. Ripe out the oven so there is a gas leak and put the over back in place to conceal.
They will get a shitty shock when they walk through their door but this will only last about 1-2 seconds before they hit the bricks.
Genius. How long would the oven have to be going before the gas was enough to blow them the fuck away?
So Cannabian, when you say curb stomping.. do we mean American history X jaw over the curb or kicking him in the head when he was down?
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Genius. How long would the oven have to be going before the gas was enough to blow them the fuck away?
Not long, if you do it for 1-2 hours it will be enough too blow the glass out the windows and torch the house. If you do it for a whole day and seal all the windows and doors the house will be pretty much gone.
Good thing about this method is that you are basically going vaporize all evidence you may accidentally leave behind as well. Obviously you need to be on top of it and go gloved up etc but any hairs that you leave etc will be vaporized in the heat and obviously IF you left any prints they'd be burnt away by the heat.
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Problem with gas though is if its left to long they might be able to smell it before they get in, but then again they will still open the door to check things out. Either way they will probably die from the blast way could brake in while they are asleep and let them die from gas poisoning, not as pleasing visually but would get it done.
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I can't give too many details, but the whole side of his head was caved in.
I have to wait until the heat dies down a bit, and I'm not the only one after these guys.
My spewing shit on here is kind of dumb if I'm going to do anything, so there will be no updates on this.
Sorry if I detracted away from your tapas story limet, I'm just a furious little monkey right now.
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Genius. How long would the oven have to be going before the gas was enough to blow them the fuck away?
Not long, if you do it for 1-2 hours it will be enough too blow the glass out the windows and torch the house. If you do it for a whole day and seal all the windows and doors the house will be pretty much gone.
Good thing about this method is that you are basically going vaporize all evidence you may accidentally leave behind as well. Obviously you need to be on top of it and go gloved up etc but any hairs that you leave etc will be vaporized in the heat and obviously IF you left any prints they'd be burnt away by the heat.
Maybe I'm misunderstanding this, but how do you close the door without igniting?
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Genius. How long would the oven have to be going before the gas was enough to blow them the fuck away?
Not long, if you do it for 1-2 hours it will be enough too blow the glass out the windows and torch the house. If you do it for a whole day and seal all the windows and doors the house will be pretty much gone.
Good thing about this method is that you are basically going vaporize all evidence you may accidentally leave behind as well. Obviously you need to be on top of it and go gloved up etc but any hairs that you leave etc will be vaporized in the heat and obviously IF you left any prints they'd be burnt away by the heat.
Maybe I'm misunderstanding this, but how do you close the door without igniting?
LOLOLOL you go out the back door or out the window. :)
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Genius. How long would the oven have to be going before the gas was enough to blow them the fuck away?
Not long, if you do it for 1-2 hours it will be enough too blow the glass out the windows and torch the house. If you do it for a whole day and seal all the windows and doors the house will be pretty much gone.
Good thing about this method is that you are basically going vaporize all evidence you may accidentally leave behind as well. Obviously you need to be on top of it and go gloved up etc but any hairs that you leave etc will be vaporized in the heat and obviously IF you left any prints they'd be burnt away by the heat.
Maybe I'm misunderstanding this, but how do you close the door without igniting?
LOLOLOL you go out the back door or out the window. :)
Haha dude but I mean.. you have to close the door so they can let themselves in. But you've gotta open it first to put the matches etc
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Genius. How long would the oven have to be going before the gas was enough to blow them the fuck away?
Not long, if you do it for 1-2 hours it will be enough too blow the glass out the windows and torch the house. If you do it for a whole day and seal all the windows and doors the house will be pretty much gone.
Good thing about this method is that you are basically going vaporize all evidence you may accidentally leave behind as well. Obviously you need to be on top of it and go gloved up etc but any hairs that you leave etc will be vaporized in the heat and obviously IF you left any prints they'd be burnt away by the heat.
Maybe I'm misunderstanding this, but how do you close the door without igniting?
LOLOLOL you go out the back door or out the window. :)
Haha dude but I mean.. you have to close the door so they can let themselves in. But you've gotta open it first to put the matches etc
Ah I see what you mean. No there is no need for you to open the door. You tape the matches on one side of the frame and the phosphorous on the other. Job's a good'un!
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He even got me a little worked up!
How was the food?
Food was absolutely Boss. I had Tortilla Espanol with spinach in it, Spanish meat balls and goats cheese balls in breadcrumbs with honey and red onion marmalade. Drank a bottle of wine to myself and had some vodkas. Also had some excellent Spanish bread.
And ROFL nice sarcastic comment SouldOut....especially given the fact I don't live in London. Kudos on making yourself look nice a silly.
Didnt think they had tapas in cardiff......
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I'm disappointed Limetless.
I thought you were going to stripe him with a dessert spoon.
thisiswhywecan'thavenicethings.jpg
i'm with you pine.
limetless, you should have put a beiber mask on him and striped him good.
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He even got me a little worked up!
How was the food?
Food was absolutely Boss. I had Tortilla Espanol with spinach in it, Spanish meat balls and goats cheese balls in breadcrumbs with honey and red onion marmalade. Drank a bottle of wine to myself and had some vodkas. Also had some excellent Spanish bread.
And ROFL nice sarcastic comment SouldOut....especially given the fact I don't live in London. Kudos on making yourself look nice a silly.
Didnt think they had tapas in cardiff......
wtf are you talking about?
Limet lives in Rhyl. His money laundering operation is a penny arcade.
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I'm disappointed Limetless.
I thought you were going to stripe him with a dessert spoon.
thisiswhywecan'thavenicethings.jpg
i'm with you pine.
limetless, you should have put a beiber mask on him and striped him good.
It's not Christmas Day or Easter Sunday.....thems be the Beiber hunting days.
And I don't live in Rhyl Proud, I live in Bogna Regis however you are right, my money laundering system is a massive 30 foot long penny machine in the shape of two snakes mid coitus with Donkey from the Shreck films beating himself off. Every time someone puts the 1000th penny in it does an Eddie Murphy quote.
It's just a grade A bit of awesome. :P ;)
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WTF is up with people?
Sorta related story... a friend of mine went out for tapas the other night, and he and his lady came out to find five high school kids kicking in their car doors and smashing windows. My buddy told the kids to fuck off and got a hammer to the side of his head, followed by a curb-stomping for it. Docs say he's going to have brain damage 'n shit.
I know how to find almost anything. Drugs, people, etc. I've already tracked down most of the kids, and am prolly only one more conversation away from finding the guy with the hammer.
I'm thinking a Dexter approach for grabbing him, and a Limetless striping to teach him a lesson is in order.
Assholes are everywhere!!!
Tips Limetless? Vertical stripes with the stanley, then you pull every other strip of skin off, so he looks like the black flag symbol?
dont forget the cup of vinegar !!! oh and use a carpet knife the blades are wider and the cuts are harder to stitch
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haven't you seen fight club? pulling the stove's gas line is fine. but as soon as the hot water heater pilot, or fridge compressor kicks on, the place will blow. the match thing would work, if you also unplug the fridge, and blow out the pilot on the water heater. lets be thorough guys.
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dont forget the cup of vinegar !!! oh and use a carpet knife the blades are wider and the cuts are harder to stitch
You are catching on kid! Well done! :)
And yeah this is true....fair play for remembering the details Blahftw. It's the small things that make the world go round.
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a bengal is the best, but im pretty sure thats an offensive weapon if you have one in your back pocket,
unless your wearing a natty striped top and a handlebar mustache at the time