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Title: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: TheBigDirty on May 04, 2012, 03:39 am
So I've been selling dope online for a month or so now and I love to sell out every harvest within days of the buds being cured.  I want to put out the best product imaginable so i sell it quick whilst its fresh. Well anyhow, this harvest, boy I pulled quite a haul.  I felt unable to move it all quickly thru my relatively new account. 

So i was walking in the mall and i bumped into a old acquittance i used to work with and buy dope from.  I mentioned that i had some weight and if he was interested.  We agreed on a price and I told him I'd have it in 2 weeks.  This would be my first time actually doing a real life deal.  You know other than buying grams and quarters.

I did some research and decided i would do the barry cooper method.  But first a word about this dude.  He doesn't run the smartest operation.  He has dudes come to his house and stick money thru the window screen and out come the drugs.

He was all like dude just come drop the dope off at my house.  I was movin 2P and i was nervous about all kinds of shit.  So against my better judgement i go to his house carrying the heavy.   When I get there i go in his house and he's got a bunch of friends there.  And then one of them runs up and hits me in the head grabs my dope.  Another guy tackles me and they start beating on me.  They kicked me right in the ass on my way out and i fell down the front steps and my shoes came off.

WTF should I do?  I can't go to the cops or anything. 
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: Limetless on May 04, 2012, 03:43 am
You get your mates, get them all clarva'd up and ambush the cunt and put him in the back of a van. You drive him to some woods, duct-tape him to a tree and get a Stanley knife and carve "This is what happens to thieves" across his face.

Then stripe the cunt and make sure you go through the middle of his nipples.
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: simplyanon on May 04, 2012, 03:48 am
Get your boys, and gear the fuck up. Bust his fucking door in and start spreading lead. Then ransack the place. You'll have 3 minutes minimum, 8 is more likely.

Or burn his fucking house down. Molotov style.

Or, a personal favorite, if he has kids or a wife, take a picture of them at school or work, then drop them off at his house with your phone number.


Be a heartless fuck. People that pull this shit piss me off. Personally, I'd chain all his doors, or use quicrete to seal them shut, same with the windows. Then I'd light his house on fire at the four main corners and toss a molotov on the roof. Then leave.

But that's just me.
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: Gary Oak on May 04, 2012, 03:57 am
Knock his ass out in a tub full of concrete and bury him in his backyard. Let the scumbag turn into a fossil and move on with your life. Screw the whole 'eye for an eye makes the whole world blind' bullshit and get revenge. You can't let yourself be pushed around like that, because that just isn't right.
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: twosevenboy on May 04, 2012, 04:03 am
Time to man up and do what these guys suggested. The guy doesn't seem very bright dealing drugs from his house like that. Probably wasn't a good idea to drop off two pounds there either but whats done is done.

Personally I suggest the Molotov approach. Effectively fucking his place of business.
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: philter3 on May 04, 2012, 04:12 am
He took two pounds from you. You take two pounds from him. A hand should weigh approximately two pounds. Whether you leave it attached is up to you. But make sure he can't ever use it again.
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: pine on May 04, 2012, 04:55 am
Ignore our beloved medieval keyboard warriors for a second there.

Risking your physical security for 2Q is not exactly logical however satisfying. If you start to retaliate, you'll inevitably have to go all the way, I'm sure you're aware that dumb people have an inability to back down when it's necessary, so it's a foregone conclusion it'd head that way.

Let's talk about you and your operation:

Does he know where you live?

Does he know people who know where you live?

If so, you have to move your entire operation without telling a soul and change residence ASAP. Otherwise you're going to be on the hook for 2Q per harvest. Stick to vending on SR. You can move serious product on SR if you put your mind to it, it's a matter of being organized. Vendors on here should not sell to the street.

--

If you still want to retaliate after 7 days, then sit down and make a plan.

Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: simplyanon on May 04, 2012, 05:08 am
Ignore our beloved medieval keyboard warriors for a second there.

Risking your physical security for 2Q is not exactly logical however satisfying. If you start to retaliate, you'll inevitably have to go all the way, I'm sure you're aware that dumb people have an inability to back down when it's necessary, so it's a foregone conclusion it'd head that way.

Let's talk about you and your operation:

Does he know where you live?

Does he know people who know where you live?

If so, you have to move your entire operation without telling a soul and change residence ASAP. Otherwise you're going to be on the hook for 2Q per harvest. Stick to vending on SR. You can move serious product on SR if you put your mind to it, it's a matter of being organized. Vendors on here should not sell to the street.

--

If you still want to retaliate after 7 days, then sit down and make a plan.

There you go again. Making logical sense of shit.




I still say burn him. :D
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: CX on May 04, 2012, 05:35 am
Call the cops on him? Obviously you want to do it anonymously...

If like you said, he's dealing out of his house, quite blatantly no less...

And you know he now has 2P of dope stashed...


Why not?


If that doesn't work... wait a while and hit him when he suspects it least.

I'll fucking
I'll fucking tie you to a fucking bedpost
with your ass cheeks spread out and shit
Right?
Put a hanger on a fucking stove and let that shit sit there
for like a half hour
Take it off and stick it in your ass slow like
Tssssssss
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: risky2 on May 04, 2012, 05:50 am
Get a cheap burner cellphone and anon tip the cops to that guys house that he is selling drugs from. Just say you are a concerned citizen or neighbor that witnessed him selling drugs from his house. He burned you, you turn him in. Try to stake out the house, and have the cops catch him while he is dealing during a busy day.

I know you guys might read this and say, "thats the snitch-rat way!" But fuck it, make the cops work for you, heh.

umm you got the idea first cx, lol. just as I was typing it.... +1 karma to you for beating me ;D
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: YoDawgYo on May 04, 2012, 06:39 am
lol dude what did oyu expect to happen? i'm being serious, thats so incredibly naive to be selling someone pounds and not have a gun for when you do deals..
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: Joeyjojojr on May 04, 2012, 08:30 am
AK 47, nuff said.....

Make sure you learn how to shoot it first, and make sure you dont kill any of the innocent kids in the neighborhood. One shot-one kill X how ever many fuckers were involved.

Shit will ricochet, so ifs in a heavily populated area you should be safer and try to get some frangible rounds.
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: randomOVDB#2 on May 04, 2012, 08:36 am
You got Omar-ed.
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: Enigmort on May 04, 2012, 08:40 am
Personally I'd leave it for 6 months then totally out of the blue pay some people to break his legs. In the mean time he will have probs fucked over other people and will not be sure its you. Being tough isnt about going in gung ho, it's about picking the right time to do what needs doing. If you had a big presence on the street you;d just have to smash that fucker soon. But as you deal online there is no rush to get back at him.
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: souledout on May 04, 2012, 09:40 am
Print up a "pedo" warning flyer about a convicted child sex offender being reinstated back into the community at his address and post it every letterbox in the neighbourhood , and then go back and burn his house now EVERYBODY within a 2 mile radius has a motive for doing it
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: Bridgehead on May 04, 2012, 10:04 am
Dude don't go starting a war with these idiots, and I'm sure you're smart enough not to commit murder (as some have suggested) over 2 lbs of weed.

Calling the cops?  Fuck yeah, I'd anonymously call the cops multiple times a week, write letters, etc, until the fucker was gone.  Fucking dirt bag deserves to go to jail, not for selling weed (victimless crime in itself), but for grand theft and assault!
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: Oldschool on May 04, 2012, 11:14 am
Education is never cheap. So forget and move on dont let it burn you up.

On the other hand
When i was a collection service I used to turn there power off at the meter box. they will always go out to see whats happened. When you have them alone in the dark beat the fuck outa them with a heavy bat. go for the knee first so they cant run away. I find some of these pricks have hard heads and hitting them there just makes em angry.

Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: Limetless on May 04, 2012, 12:17 pm
You take care of your problems yourself.

Snitches get stitches.
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: sourman on May 04, 2012, 12:21 pm
At least you learned your lesson. Don't sell weight to a crackhouse, especially if you're alone and unarmed.

If these people know you at all, and if they are well connected, I would advise against doing anything to them any time soon, especially if they aren't known for robbing people often. Even if you wait a few weeks, they may still come after you if they did a robbery just this one time and even somewhat suspect you for retaliating. Ratting them out may be less conspicuous than trying to do serious damage, but it carries its own risks and you're still a rat for doing it, IMO. On one side, they may never even know that someone dropped a tip on them. However, if they even suspect that you had something to do with that, they will either rat on you in return and mention that you have a grow (if they can actually tell the bud was homegrown despite whatever you told them), or they'll pay someone to go after you the same way people have been advising you to go after the them.

Now if these are just regular young adult or teenage junkies or some other "soft target" with no access to hitmen or guns, you can carry out one of these revenge fantasies if you have the balls, and the means. Assuming that they wouldn't be intimidated enough if you throw the main douche in the back of a car and put a gun in his mouth, one may have to take them all out. It's time to go commando. Dammit, you know what I mean.

One might order some tear gas grenades online, along with a gas mask and some flashbang materials (50/50 Potassium perchlorate/aluminum <--- google "flash powder" before you try anything and use 50:50 not 70:30 ratio). Pay with a money order that you purchased from a shop without cameras then wiped clean of prints together with the stamp/envelope, and don't ship to your house or anywhere with cameras. Get some tactical gear resembling SWAT, maybe a loud police scanner, and last but not least, a semi-auto rifle or SMG (at LEAST 9MM) that is cleaned and properly sighted. If you aren't proficient with it, learn somewhere where no one can see you. Once you can reliably hit moving targets at a MINIMUM of 20 yards, you are 'minimally ready'.

To put this plan into motion, one would have to pick a date when the house has the least amount of people in it at a time when almost everyone in the neighborhood is asleep, like 3AM. Watch it for months if necessary. When the time comes, leave your cell phone at home, then proceed to park at least 5-6 blocks away from the target, preferably on a quiet residential street where your car is hard to see from windows. Make sure you know exactly how many people are inside the crackhouse That's how many bodies you will need to count at the end. Grab your gym bag with the equipment and a clean change of clothes (something conservative you have never worn and will never wear again), and set up a position somewhere nearby within viewing range. Once as many people are inside as possible, sneak up to a window near whatever area they congregate in, and get ready to throw in as many flashbangs and tear gas spraying implements as possible. If you can, completely barricade whatever door you think is best for the situation, ie. block the front door if the back yard is dark with no escape (but you can still see enough to aim). Throw in the shit, turn on your scanner, and yell "POLICE, SEARCH WARRANT". Stand by the remaining exit and just cap anyone who runs out. At least two shots, one to the chest followed by one to the head. Once the stream of runners stops, walk through the door (you ordered that freakin gas mask, right?) and sweep the house. This should all take less than 3 minutes, from the time the window breaks to the last person. Trust me, everyone will be running for the exit and very quickly too. Listen for windows breaking and run around to catch any stragglers. They will be stunned and breathless, so don't expect them to run far. At this point, one can either exit immediately or steal as much shit as possible. Just make sure you can be out after 5 minutes total (that police scanner comes in handy here, but I wouldn't wait around cops or no cops due to eyewitnesses waking up). Sprint somewhere nearby and out of sight then calmly change your clothes and walk to the car, which really should be stolen for this purpose. DO NOT go straight home. Once you are back, dispose of everything. Cut things into little pieces and burn them, then flush the ashes into the sewer or something. Grind the weapon down into dust if you can, then dissolve in acid and flush. Easier said than done, but hey, this whole story is about as realistic as singing dog shit, so who cares? #1 piece of advice: TELL NO ONE and DO NOT TALK TO COPS AT ALL. Wipe your hard drives afterwards too, and never use tor again. If you aren't retarded and wore gloves and something to cover your head (SWAT helmet?), there will be little evidence left behind. If you somehow have the time to collect the shell casings and tear gas grenades, that's even better. Assuming the rest goes perfect as well and you never told anyone about the robbery or revenge plot, odds are you may actually get away with it. It'll be nerve wracking to see your actions all over the national news (possibly international LOL), and there is a good chance you'll be questioned as word of the robbery definitely reached others by now. Don't try to deny anything, just act pissed off and ask for a lawyer. Play it off like you're glad they were taken care of and don't want to cooperate.

Well, that was fun to write. Obviously, this isn't meant to be taken seriously and has many holes and missing "steps". If you did something like this before, then you might find some things interesting. Then again, if you are ex-military or do hits for a living, I doubt you'd be asking for advice  :).
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: Raoul Duke on May 04, 2012, 12:28 pm
Call the cops on him? Obviously you want to do it anonymously...

If like you said, he's dealing out of his house, quite blatantly no less...

And you know he now has 2P of dope stashed...


Why not?


If that doesn't work... wait a while and hit him when he suspects it least.

I'll fucking
I'll fucking tie you to a fucking bedpost
with your ass cheeks spread out and shit
Right?
Put a hanger on a fucking stove and let that shit sit there
for like a half hour
Take it off and stick it in your ass slow like
Tssssssss

i'll sew your asshole closed and keep feeding you, and feeding you, and feeding you....

M E T H O D maaan. song fucking rules.

i'm with Limetless on this - DESTROY him, especially the "this is what happens to thieves" part
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: cache on May 04, 2012, 12:30 pm
Just dont do anything crazy man, it is only 2 pounds after all.
Move your grow if this guy knows where it is, he will be back for more.
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: Dipset420 on May 04, 2012, 12:30 pm
Dude cut your loses and figure you payed 2 lbs for a valuable lesson.  Just cause you aint a snitch doesn't mean this guy isn't.  Say you fuck him up and he calls the cops, he doesn't have to say it was over a bad drug deal, like you would to get your money back.  Its a lot easier to sit on a computer and talk about fucking someone up than it is in real life, plus you have to have a certain mentality to do those things and it doesn't sound like you do (no offense) that's great it means your a good hearted dude.  And if your pulling multiple pounds from your op why ask for trouble its two measly pounds lol you will make many thousands in the future.  Good luck bro and sorry for your loss but be smart!
Peace
p.s.  NEVER FUCKING SNITCH!!!  Under any circumstances that's the number one rule that has been drilled into our heads from the day we entered the game, its the rule that's broken the most to.  I would not call the cops if someone even murdered my family, now under those circumstances I would def retaliate and destroy some mother fuckers.  But seriously dont be calling in tips that shit is so weak, never do it!
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: FiveSeven on May 04, 2012, 01:14 pm
Continuing with the non serious revenge brainstorming, why are you guys so intent on doing it loudly? The OP doesn't sound like fucking Rambo, chasing that kind of heat by himself would never work. Get creative, how about finding some sort of obscure poison and getting it into their water supply or food?

Now that I think about it, firebombing the house from a car would probably be the most best destruction/ease of execution ratio.
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: Limetless on May 04, 2012, 01:23 pm
Just dont do anything crazy man, it is only 2 pounds after all.
Move your grow if this guy knows where it is, he will be back for more.

You just said the exact reason why you have to medieval this mother fucker. If you don't straighten it he will be back for more of you shit and it might not be money or drugs either. You are now at war with this prick and you have to win, he made the first move and now it's time to counterstrike and finish the guy off.

Consider the time when the Arabs did that sneak attack on Yom Kippur to the Israelis, they hit back and took more shit off them in return. Well it's Zion time once again mother fucker...and you are an Israeli not to be fucked with...
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: war on May 04, 2012, 01:35 pm
You get your mates, get them all clarva'd up and ambush the cunt and put him in the back of a van. You drive him to some woods, duct-tape him to a tree and get a Stanley knife and carve "This is what happens to thieves" across his face.

Then stripe the cunt and make sure you go through the middle of his nipples.

Fucking Limetless HAHA, why don't you just open up a striping thread.  You seem to be into it and I know at least me and OP will order  :P
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: Limetless on May 04, 2012, 01:38 pm
You get your mates, get them all clarva'd up and ambush the cunt and put him in the back of a van. You drive him to some woods, duct-tape him to a tree and get a Stanley knife and carve "This is what happens to thieves" across his face.

Then stripe the cunt and make sure you go through the middle of his nipples.

Fucking Limetless HAHA, why don't you just open up a striping thread.  You seem to be into it and I know at least me and OP will order  :P

I may just do that....there isn't much in this world you can't solve with a good striping. I may have to do a "How-To" thread about it actually.
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: DaMan on May 04, 2012, 02:27 pm
You've just to think of 1 thing here:

- Do you want to keep doing RL business?

If yes:

You HAVE to fuck that guy. I'd that once back in the days I was a street dealer, it's part of the business. Get him alone or a group of mates and do "some repairs" on his face, then ransack all his dope and money. If you don't, as word hits the street, you'll be everybody's bitch. It's a matter of respect.

Otherwise:

Forget it and stick to SR, doesn't worth to take the risk.
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: Meister on May 04, 2012, 02:29 pm
If he knows where you live or knows how to contact any of your friends or anyone with information on you, then don't even bother trying to steal back from him or beating the shit out of him, it's a viscous circle of him repeating the same to you or worst, or at the very least you constantly having to look over your shoulder.

Murder is the only answer for bitches like these. Don't get fancy anything, depending on the location around his house, if it's feasible then the best option is staking out his front door, rifle shot as he walks in or out. If you have experience with a pistol that's an option but unless you have a .45 or .38s or similar then count on multiple shots at very close range, so more risk. With a rifle you can do it from your car and immediately drive away. Obviously make sure it's not a car he knows, borrow or rent a car in someone elses name, tinted windows a major +.

If you did want to steal back from him, obviously you can't do it so your best option is to get a trustworthy friend he doesn't know to start doing small deals with him, have him eventually do the same thing of offering to sell him weight, except this time expect him and his friends to be waiting for you and come in packing, zip tie and ball gag the little punks and beat the fucking shit out of them as you ransack the house. If it were me I'd probably bring gas or lighter fluid and light the little hog tied pussies up, but that's just me.

Can't believe so many people say not to do anything over a small amount. I don't care what amount, if someone stole the button off my shirt I'd curb the bitch, it's the principle. About 8 or 9 years ago when I was messing with regs a girl came in my apartment to get a zip and while I was weighing it out she grabbed the qp and took off out the door where her boyfriend was waiting for her and they took off. Took me 2 years to catch up with her but she ended up buying from a friend of mine who let me know and her next pickup I was waiting in his house with him, if she was a guy she would have gotten it bad but she got off easier and took what money she had and several hundred xannys and some xtc from her car, so in the end it took me 2 years but I ended up with doubling my money lost at least.
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: Rassu322 on May 04, 2012, 03:16 pm
Get your bud or money back

Break fingers, break things, break faces.

You have to show you aren't someone to be fucked with, AND DONT BE SO FUCKING TRUSTING IN FUTURE.

Also your old friend, make sure he gets something real bad, judas.
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: Caparino on May 04, 2012, 03:44 pm
HAHAHAHAH Tssssssss.

You could always fuck him up for life by forcing him to ingest large amounts of hallucinogens. People like that don't mesh well with psychedelics, they've got too much on their conscious to not be eaten alive by it.
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: Limetless on May 04, 2012, 04:11 pm
HAHAHAHAH Tssssssss.

You could always fuck him up for life by forcing him to ingest large amounts of hallucinogens. People like that don't mesh well with psychedelics, they've got too much on their conscious to not be eaten alive by it.

This is actually quite a good idea and psychs like DOC are good because they have the amphetamine feel on them and it can make you super paranoid super quick. We call it "Putting someone in the Grotto".
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: Nero on May 04, 2012, 04:28 pm
HAHAHAHAH Tssssssss.

You could always fuck him up for life by forcing him to ingest large amounts of hallucinogens. People like that don't mesh well with psychedelics, they've got too much on their conscious to not be eaten alive by it.

This is actually quite a good idea and psychs like DOC are good because they have the amphetamine feel on them and it can make you super paranoid super quick. We call it "Putting someone in the Grotto".

I third this idea. It's probably the most fucked up out of all of them. Alot of people can't handle psych's and it will fuck them up for a good while.

Go get some Ibogaine. That shit isn't fun even for psychonauts.
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: Limetless on May 04, 2012, 04:30 pm
HAHAHAHAH Tssssssss.

You could always fuck him up for life by forcing him to ingest large amounts of hallucinogens. People like that don't mesh well with psychedelics, they've got too much on their conscious to not be eaten alive by it.

This is actually quite a good idea and psychs like DOC are good because they have the amphetamine feel on them and it can make you super paranoid super quick. We call it "Putting someone in the Grotto".

I third this idea. It's probably the most fucked up out of all of them. Alot of people can't handle psych's and it will fuck them up for a good while.

Go get some Ibogaine. That shit isn't fun even for psychonauts.

If you wanted to get well dark you could put them in the grotto and then stripe them.....
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: aligibbs on May 04, 2012, 04:40 pm
Given that you bumped into this a-hole in the mall (and you already knew him, and both do drugs) it sounds feasible you'll bump into him again. With that in mind, and the fact he seems to have loyal friends, I'd let it rest for a while. Do you want to be strolling the mall with your Mom/Kids/New flame and have this dick start on you?

Honestly, if he's this much of a douche someone else will pop him eventually, you won't need to get your hands dirty.

If you *really* want to retaliate, I'd either wait a good few months or opt for something damaging but non-violent (I reckon you're probably more intelligent than him [he doesn't exactly sound, er, gifted] so use your brain and not your brawn,..it'll be longer before he realizes he's fucked, and he may be too stupid to ever figure out how).

Without knowing more about him, his set up, and his general lifestyle it's difficult to make suggestions in this regard.

And stick to SR...I always want top notch cannabis :)
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: Caparino on May 04, 2012, 04:54 pm
HAHAHAHAH Tssssssss.

You could always fuck him up for life by forcing him to ingest large amounts of hallucinogens. People like that don't mesh well with psychedelics, they've got too much on their conscious to not be eaten alive by it.

This is actually quite a good idea and psychs like DOC are good because they have the amphetamine feel on them and it can make you super paranoid super quick. We call it "Putting someone in the Grotto".

I third this idea. It's probably the most fucked up out of all of them. Alot of people can't handle psych's and it will fuck them up for a good while.

Go get some Ibogaine. That shit isn't fun even for psychonauts.

If you wanted to get well dark you could put them in the grotto and then stripe them.....

So what IS a striping anyhow?
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: Limetless on May 04, 2012, 05:20 pm
HAHAHAHAH Tssssssss.

You could always fuck him up for life by forcing him to ingest large amounts of hallucinogens. People like that don't mesh well with psychedelics, they've got too much on their conscious to not be eaten alive by it.

This is actually quite a good idea and psychs like DOC are good because they have the amphetamine feel on them and it can make you super paranoid super quick. We call it "Putting someone in the Grotto".

I third this idea. It's probably the most fucked up out of all of them. Alot of people can't handle psych's and it will fuck them up for a good while.

Go get some Ibogaine. That shit isn't fun even for psychonauts.

If you wanted to get well dark you could put them in the grotto and then stripe them.....

So what IS a striping anyhow?

Haha oh yeah striping is an English term, forgot that Americans might not know it.

Anyway striping is when you take either a Stanley knife (Google it if they are called something else in the U.S), scalpel or even a razor blade and you cut long long lines down someone's skin called a "Stripe" so it leaves big long scars. Generally you do it to leave a mark on someone for life and to punish them. 
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: Prawl42 on May 04, 2012, 05:33 pm
HAHAHAHAH Tssssssss.

You could always fuck him up for life by forcing him to ingest large amounts of hallucinogens. People like that don't mesh well with psychedelics, they've got too much on their conscious to not be eaten alive by it.

This is actually quite a good idea and psychs like DOC are good because they have the amphetamine feel on them and it can make you super paranoid super quick. We call it "Putting someone in the Grotto".

I third this idea. It's probably the most fucked up out of all of them. Alot of people can't handle psych's and it will fuck them up for a good while.

Go get some Ibogaine. That shit isn't fun even for psychonauts.

If you wanted to get well dark you could put them in the grotto and then stripe them.....

So what IS a striping anyhow?

Haha oh yeah striping is an English term, forgot that Americans might not know it.

Anyway striping is when you take either a Stanley knife (Google it if they are called something else in the U.S), scalpel or even a razor blade and you cut long long lines down someone's skin called a "Stripe" so it leaves big long scars. Generally you do it to leave a mark on someone for life and to punish them.

Have you ever seen anyone with scared stripes? they look fucking disgusting! definitely will get the message across
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: Nero on May 04, 2012, 05:37 pm
HAHAHAHAH Tssssssss.

You could always fuck him up for life by forcing him to ingest large amounts of hallucinogens. People like that don't mesh well with psychedelics, they've got too much on their conscious to not be eaten alive by it.

This is actually quite a good idea and psychs like DOC are good because they have the amphetamine feel on them and it can make you super paranoid super quick. We call it "Putting someone in the Grotto".

I third this idea. It's probably the most fucked up out of all of them. Alot of people can't handle psych's and it will fuck them up for a good while.

Go get some Ibogaine. That shit isn't fun even for psychonauts.

If you wanted to get well dark you could put them in the grotto and then stripe them.....

IM inject them with a plethora of Psychedelic substances and then stripe them.
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: Caparino on May 04, 2012, 05:42 pm
Sauce anyone? American google won't provide sufficient pictures of striping :S
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Post by: Prawl42 on May 04, 2012, 05:43 pm
LOL! imagine someone with LSD on a IV, jesus they would be fucked
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Post by: Limetless on May 04, 2012, 05:54 pm
HAHAHAHAH Tssssssss.

You could always fuck him up for life by forcing him to ingest large amounts of hallucinogens. People like that don't mesh well with psychedelics, they've got too much on their conscious to not be eaten alive by it.

This is actually quite a good idea and psychs like DOC are good because they have the amphetamine feel on them and it can make you super paranoid super quick. We call it "Putting someone in the Grotto".

I third this idea. It's probably the most fucked up out of all of them. Alot of people can't handle psych's and it will fuck them up for a good while.

Go get some Ibogaine. That shit isn't fun even for psychonauts.

If you wanted to get well dark you could put them in the grotto and then stripe them.....

So what IS a striping anyhow?

Haha oh yeah striping is an English term, forgot that Americans might not know it.

Anyway striping is when you take either a Stanley knife (Google it if they are called something else in the U.S), scalpel or even a razor blade and you cut long long lines down someone's skin called a "Stripe" so it leaves big long scars. Generally you do it to leave a mark on someone for life and to punish them.

Have you ever seen anyone with scared stripes? they look fucking disgusting! definitely will get the message across

Lol yeah I have. It's grim.

And LOL Caparino as if you are trying to Google "Striping" it's not like someone would write a wiki on it and on top of that the term isn't exactly in the Oxford English Dictionary. FML....
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: Caparino on May 04, 2012, 06:02 pm
HAHAHAHAH Tssssssss.

You could always fuck him up for life by forcing him to ingest large amounts of hallucinogens. People like that don't mesh well with psychedelics, they've got too much on their conscious to not be eaten alive by it.

This is actually quite a good idea and psychs like DOC are good because they have the amphetamine feel on them and it can make you super paranoid super quick. We call it "Putting someone in the Grotto".

I third this idea. It's probably the most fucked up out of all of them. Alot of people can't handle psych's and it will fuck them up for a good while.

Go get some Ibogaine. That shit isn't fun even for psychonauts.

If you wanted to get well dark you could put them in the grotto and then stripe them.....

So what IS a striping anyhow?

Haha oh yeah striping is an English term, forgot that Americans might not know it.

Anyway striping is when you take either a Stanley knife (Google it if they are called something else in the U.S), scalpel or even a razor blade and you cut long long lines down someone's skin called a "Stripe" so it leaves big long scars. Generally you do it to leave a mark on someone for life and to punish them.

Have you ever seen anyone with scared stripes? they look fucking disgusting! definitely will get the message across

Lol yeah I have. It's grim.

And LOL Caparino as if you are trying to Google "Striping" it's not like someone would write a wiki on it and on top of that the term isn't exactly in the Oxford English Dictionary. FML....

Yeah, god damn you brits and your vernacular! I've also tried including key words such as "Stanley knife" "scared" and better yet, "tittie sprinkles".

That last one however, didn't have too many disappointing results.
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: Prawl42 on May 04, 2012, 06:32 pm
If your really set on finding some pictures find some gore sites sure there must be tons of em around with all the sick fucks in the world :)
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: Limetless on May 04, 2012, 06:53 pm
If your really set on finding some pictures find some gore sites sure there must be tons of em around with all the sick fucks in the world :)

Sometimes these things are just a necessary evil.
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: jh0000n on May 04, 2012, 09:55 pm
Hey man that blows never go alone to a deal that big.... If you get a crossbow for like $300 you can make your own arrows that cant ever be traced and that shit from a 30-50m distance will go right through him easy. Ive hunted moose with a crossbow the arrows go almost all the way in and it only takes a couple well placed ones to take down a moose.(Ya im from Canada :P)
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: Bridgehead on May 04, 2012, 10:09 pm
All this violence over a plant is just sad.  Shut down the DEA, Abolish the IRS.  (Talkin' to fellow 'mericans here).   

DEA: DO YOU SEE PEOPLE KILLING OTHER PEOPLE FOR SOME ALCOHOL, OH WAIT THAT WAS IN THE 1920'S DURING PROHIBITION.
DEA, YOU ARE THE PROBLEM, NOT THE ANSWER. 

DEA AGENT:  FIND ANOTHER CAREER PATH THAT HELPS SOCIETY, NOT ONE THAT DESTROYS IT.
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: philter3 on May 04, 2012, 10:16 pm
Ignore our beloved medieval keyboard warriors for a second there.

Risking your physical security for 2Q is not exactly logical however satisfying. If you start to retaliate, you'll inevitably have to go all the way, I'm sure you're aware that dumb people have an inability to back down when it's necessary, so it's a foregone conclusion it'd head that way.



If so, you have to move your entire operation without telling a soul and change residence ASAP. Otherwise you're going to be on the hook for 2Q per harvest. Stick to vending on SR. You can move serious product on SR if you put your mind to it, it's a matter of being organized. Vendors on here should not sell to the street.

--

If you still want to retaliate after 7 days, then sit down and make a plan.

I am ashamed to say Pine is right. First you MUST secure yourself and your grow-op.. and only THEN consider retaliation.

Best of luck.
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: Limetless on May 04, 2012, 10:22 pm
All this violence over a plant is just sad.  Shut down the DEA, Abolish the IRS.  (Talkin' to fellow 'mericans here).   

DEA: DO YOU SEE PEOPLE KILLING OTHER PEOPLE FOR SOME ALCOHOL, OH WAIT THAT WAS IN THE 1920'S DURING PROHIBITION.
DEA, YOU ARE THE PROBLEM, NOT THE ANSWER. 

DEA AGENT:  FIND ANOTHER CAREER PATH THAT HELPS SOCIETY, NOT ONE THAT DESTROYS IT.

It's not really "just a plant" though is it? It's the man's livelihood. If the same man went and shook down a family owned shop and the owner took a bat to the guys face would you just say "All this violence over some stock."? I sorta doubt it.

You have to think what actually happened.

1. The OP was robbed. Doesn't matter what it was the fact is HIS property that was rightfully his was taken from him.
2. This affects his livelihood, how is he going to pay his commitments and potentially eat?
3. He took his time and effort that took to successfully produce that weight.
4. He caused him harm/humiliated him.

If this wasn't weed and was say, a car or someone's shop or a diamond ring you would have a completely different outlook. Yes it is "just a plant" but it's what that plant represents/means/and the consequences of it being stolen which can't be let go.

Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: Prawl42 on May 04, 2012, 10:25 pm
Burn down the cunts house

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Post by: Gary Oak on May 04, 2012, 10:29 pm
I say rape him, but passionately. 8)
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Post by: Prawl42 on May 04, 2012, 10:34 pm
I say rape him, but passionately. 8)

Then burn down the house :)
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: Gary Oak on May 04, 2012, 10:40 pm
I say rape him, but passionately. 8)

Then burn down the house :)

Then rape his striped corpse, only this time roughly. 8)
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: DivineMomentsofTruth on May 04, 2012, 10:40 pm
Get a cheap burner cellphone and anon tip the cops to that guys house that he is selling drugs from. Just say you are a concerned citizen or neighbor that witnessed him selling drugs from his house. He burned you, you turn him in. Try to stake out the house, and have the cops catch him while he is dealing during a busy day.

I know you guys might read this and say, "thats the snitch-rat way!" But fuck it, make the cops work for you, heh.

umm you got the idea first cx, lol. just as I was typing it.... +1 karma to you for beating me ;D

Umm..does this not rub anyone the wrong way?  Maybe you should shove your palm into your face a few hundred more times....snitching on a dude that robbed you  is even more pathetic than jacking someone.  I fucked around with some stupid shit when I was young (16) and went to drop of an oz of blow for a friends older brother to someone I didn't know..was held at gun point and eventually gave up the oz.  It never once crossed my mind I should anonymously "tip off" the fucking enemy just because I got ripped off.  Luckily for me the guy I was doing the favor for was the wrong guy to fuck over and the dude who jacked me got what was coming to him...karma is real...i'm not violent but that post just really pissed me off...really??? Go tell the cops on a drug dealer is your answer for him? Come on man.. -1 karma for you suggesting something so pathetic 
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: Delta11 on May 04, 2012, 10:43 pm
Wow that sucks OP, I would seriously just eat the loss. If you retaliate they will most likely automatically assume it was you and this time they're going to want blood, not weed.
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: echo_ on May 04, 2012, 11:00 pm
If somebody has to ask an internet forum what to do, don't say violence. If they were that willing and able to do it, they would never have posted a forum thread, they would have just handled it themselves immediately.

If you're just a weak producer and can't do violence, stick to dealing with good people and keep your operation clean and mobile.
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: subtlety on May 04, 2012, 11:06 pm
I don't know, extreme violence, torture, murder or life-long scarification seems a bit extreme for what amounts to a mugging. I'd reserve that kinda shit for vengeance on someone that hurt me or my family. He stole from you, you steal back. Unless you're some kind of irl knigpin that needs to instil fear and send a message to continue to operate, I'd just go for what I'm owed plus a little "fuck you" charge on top.

Personally, I'd get three or four dudes with you. You and all but one set-up on the back door late at night with some beat-down weapons. One guys sets up a distraction out front depending on how secluded the place is. Car fires' nice if a neighbor wont have the cops there in 2 minutes. Otherwise a loud ruckus, smash some headlights, brick through a front window. Once everyone's out front from inside, crew goes in the back. Distraction guy bails after signaling somehow the number of people that come out. Too many to handle, bail and try another time. Just him and maybe one or two buddies, you wait for em to come back in. They're not expecting a crew to jump them as they come back in, so that's what you do.

Get 'em down and scared and secured, one guy with a mean looking shotty can keep the peace pretty well.  Then get the money, drugs, valuables and anything you feel like from the whole house. Maybe bust up some shit that's a bitch to replace. Appliances and shit like that. Smash the fixtures off the wall in the shower or tub, the kitchen sink, ceiling lights, stuff they gotta call a guy to replace. Best thing is if it's a rental and they got to explain to some pissed off slumlord why they got to remodel the fucking house. You may not get compensated what your shit was worth, but you're gonna cost them a lot more than they got for it. Then your distraction guy wheels up in the van, load up the shit and the boys and tip on out. Those fuckers are busy trying to figure out how to shut off the goddamn water and/or put out a car fire in the middle of the night and so fucking overwhelmed by everything they might even forget to call it in.

Obviously, you don't want to do this right away when there's only one possible guy that pissed at them. Move or shut-down your op, clean your house. Make sure you can breeze through a visit from the pigs. Do it disguised and leave no evidence, cops can't charge you just because he says it's you.  Hell wait till your lease is up and move to a new fucking place if possible. 6 or 9 or 12 months, whatever it takes. Let's the thieves relax a little too, get comfortable thinking they fucked you over and pulled it off. Serve that shit cold.

Whatever you do, don't call the fucking cops. Kinda fucked up seeing people jumping there in a place like this. Golden fucking rule is no cops, ever. But you gotta do something, otherwise this dude or one of the guys with him is gonna target you, you'll be an easy mark til you show them otherwise. While I can't agree with ultra-violent retribution for theft, I would definitely be causing some expensive damage to these fuckers. Just gotta make sure it's thorough enough they don't even consider paying it back on you.

Also dude, I'm sorry but this...


They kicked me right in the ass on my way out and i fell down the front steps and my shoes came off.


Had me laughing pretty hard. Did you at least grab your shoes?

   
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: TheBigDirty on May 05, 2012, 12:56 am
Well i've decided i'm going for revenge.  He does not know where my op is cuz its all a new place i gots me, but this fucker needs to pay.

I did some checking it turns out he actually works at the mall part time.  I thinking he also deals some there too.  I'm going to do something to his car while he's at work.  I'm thinking gasoline on the windshield...
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: Limetless on May 05, 2012, 01:13 am
DO IT SON, FUCKING STRIPE THE CUNT!!!!!
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: pine on May 05, 2012, 01:42 am
The DEA should put testosterone on Schedule I and decriminalize everything else. Problem solved.
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: TheBigDirty on May 05, 2012, 01:57 am
I'm going to hit him tomorrow.  Cinco De Mayo...It will blend in fine with all of the other crazy shit the mexicans will be doing!
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: keiki on May 05, 2012, 02:21 am
Paying someone to help you wont work, you don't got those connects. I think most here have been in your shoes at some point, you gotta be patient and meet the right people. Call the product a loss and learn from it.. don't be impatient.. if you have it you may sit on it for a year but eventually it'll sell.

To call the cops would be grimey and bad for future business. To try to hire somebody, or enlist somebody to help solve YOUR fuck ups is in itself another fuck up... You don't wanna go there.

If I were you I'd go buy a gun and a bottle of xanax bars after your next few harvests, and try not to offer your product or push it on anyone irl... keep your mouth shut and your ears open, and be patient.
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: pine on May 05, 2012, 03:31 am
keiki is right, it simply does not make any sense. I have been around for some time, I'm not going to get all 'you are but a humble grasshopper' on you, but you certainly don't need a wizened, white bearded character from a Shaolin temple to know that controlling yourself is the No.1 key to success in business and life in general.

99% of the time, it is your fault when you have problems. That is a fact.

Maybe you don't like to hear this, but it is you who screwed up a business decision by trusting somebody untrustworthy and that is the exclusive reason why you're in this situation. You feel humiliated, unfairly treated and I would totally fucking concur that those guys were complete assholes who royally deserve retaliation.

That however is not the point. Because of the implications for you in the future, things have a way of getting very complicated in these kinds of situations. What matters is your ROI, your return on your investments. You can't work if you're in prison or a box for young offenders. The penalty for having violence on a criminal record is huge. You are now ten times more likely to get 'picked up' by the police in the future. You are way more likely to get caught out by junk that the average citizen does not. You will not be allowed to enter certain countries for example if you have a criminal record, particularly if it is violence related.

Violence is a last resort. Believe me, coming from pine that is quite something, I mean don't be beguiled by the attractive avatar. It is like a character from a TV show once said in the Simpsons. You do all the small things right, cross you t's and dot your o's, and it gives you the ability to get away with huge things on a whole bunch of levels.

If you crossed pine, you'd have scheduled yourself onto the missing person's list of people never ever found again.

But I never really need to do that because of the way I have always done business. If you need a 'reputation' to do business on the streets, you get short term relief in the form of a temporary moat of fear until the next guy with a bigger club comes along. But guess what. The police know you too now. That means you've lost the game already before it's even begun. If you think that's impractical for you, well hey, you're unimaginative, congratulations.

You know who are really fucking successful gangs on the streets of America's cities? Nigerians. They have a cultural distaste for murdering people, and they are at the bottom of every government department's list of people to bang up because of it. Most people are not even aware that they are possibly the most connected and powerful drug trafficking group in America. They make serious profits, they don't make headlines apart from the 411 scams which are almost treated humorously by the press and have been around for decades. That is smart. And a complete contrast to the typical African American gang who appear to have a revolving door policy since they are guests of the state so often. I mean, is this a job or a vocation, fuck!

tldr; be smart.
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: Joeyjojojr on May 05, 2012, 03:44 am
Fuck that... Dude fucked you up! Stole your shit! Kicked you down the stairs (lmao, sorry). Fuck that dudes world up. You know where he lives and works.

If he goes in early in the morning learn his route and fuck him up on the way. Same shit if he gets out late. You have a major advantage here now. Know your enemy. Follow him to and from work. Learn all his routes and routines. Then fuck his world up.

Or dont. Do what you have to do to be happy. If you really feel like you can let this shit slide, then by all means do it.

This fucker sounds like a worthless piece of shit to me who doesnt deserve the breaths he so greedily takes daily. I would do the world a favor and fuck his shit up. Good luck with whatever path you take and above all else be safe and smart.






Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: Dipset420 on May 05, 2012, 02:16 pm
HAHAHAHAH Tssssssss.

You could always fuck him up for life by forcing him to ingest large amounts of hallucinogens. People like that don't mesh well with psychedelics, they've got too much on their conscious to not be eaten alive by it.

This is actually quite a good idea and psychs like DOC are good because they have the amphetamine feel on them and it can make you super paranoid super quick. We call it "Putting someone in the Grotto".

I third this idea. It's probably the most fucked up out of all of them. Alot of people can't handle psych's and it will fuck them up for a good while.

Go get some Ibogaine. That shit isn't fun even for psychonauts.

If you wanted to get well dark you could put them in the grotto and then stripe them.....

So what IS a striping anyhow?

Haha oh yeah striping is an English term, forgot that Americans might not know it.

Anyway striping is when you take either a Stanley knife (Google it if they are called something else in the U.S), scalpel or even a razor blade and you cut long long lines down someone's skin called a "Stripe" so it leaves big long scars. Generally you do it to leave a mark on someone for life and to punish them.

  We have something similar in the states that the bloods do (gang)  called a razer buck fifty.  You slash a niggas face with a razer and hope that he needs 150 stitches to sew that shit up lol.  No racism it just sounded good. 

  But if your going to retaliate and you are pulling multiple lbs, the smartest thing to do is find someone who's job is violence and pay them or float them some elbows to do the deed...  You obviously have no rep so why not use someone with a big one and make sure the dude doesn't retaliate on you again. 
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: philter3 on May 05, 2012, 05:09 pm
If the OP has a connection with a solid enforcer type who will take dope for the deed, and can keep the enforcer type from knowing where his homespot and grow-op are.. giving up some bulk for the enforcers services is very solid thinking.

If you don't have those sorts of connections and you intend to deal IRL you need to start MAKING those connections. I suggest you start collecting a circle of heavy friends who like to help "sample" your crops. Just don't let them know where your growop is. Hell don't let ANYONE know THAT.
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: TheBigDirty on May 06, 2012, 05:33 am
Mess with the bull, get the horns!   Waited till no one was in sight, poured like a whole gallon of premium on that shit, lit it and walked briskly away.   Then wondered back to take a pict of the deed:

http://s1253.photobucket.com/albums/hh591/thebigdirty2/?action=view&current=IMG_20120505_122125.jpg

Happy Cinco-De-Mayo, Fucko!
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: Joeyjojojr on May 06, 2012, 05:48 am
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: freddieisdead on May 06, 2012, 05:55 am
Hell yea thebigdirty, you badass! Assuming this doesn't get connected back to you by le, I'd say mission accomplished and message sent. Let us know how this is received by your douche of an acquaintance.
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: aligibbs on May 06, 2012, 07:49 am
Er, not to be a dick, and I'm glad this dude got his payback, but is it wise to use the same username on clearnet and SR...particularly a clearnet with a picture of a car you set on fire? :)
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: 10thplanetjj on May 06, 2012, 02:34 pm
bro.... get some waterbombs, put some fish oil in them, cut loose... he'll stink for days!

ok, lame joke aside...1 hand let it go, you dont need to put negative energy into this shit, karma is a bitch
On the other, be that karma wait 5 months, arson without causality (including animal life thank you) a bit of petrol through a broken window lit does wonders.

(edit) and just saw you took some arson advice, job done.
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: 46&2 on May 06, 2012, 05:35 pm
call the police and tell them to raid that house!
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: TheBigDirty on May 06, 2012, 05:43 pm
Er, not to be a dick, and I'm glad this dude got his payback, but is it wise to use the same username on clearnet and SR...particularly a clearnet with a picture of a car you set on fire? :)

Ever hear of tor?  Clearnet is clean, pull the server logs and i'm in Germany, or Australia or Brazil.  Its been striped of exif data, etc.  Email used to register is a presented account on a hidden service.  Relax, not my first trip out the gates.
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: nameless2 on May 06, 2012, 07:29 pm
You sick fuck:
https://plus.google.com/105042156416954170530/posts
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: radi8power on May 06, 2012, 07:56 pm
Personally, my lawyer would advise you to remove your posts here immediately, though that might not be quickly enough. Don't you know there are multiple LE agencies logging every post on these forums? You are now a whole lot less anonymous than you used to be.

Good luck.
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: nameless2 on May 06, 2012, 08:01 pm
Personally, my lawyer would advise you to remove your posts here immediately, though that might not be quickly enough. Don't you know there are multiple LE agencies logging every post on these forums? You are now a whole lot less anonymous than you used to be.

Good luck.

I would advise you to read all posts before answering!
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: anonsora on May 06, 2012, 09:49 pm
If he doesn't know where you live or could possibly know anyone who might know where you live then good, personally, whenever I do IRL deals at times it's only to good friends of mine and even so, no one knows my address because I just don't like sharing it, never know what could happen. I say to retaliate against that fucker, hate people like him. You're at a pretty good start if you did find out that he works at the mall part time, but, if you plan on burning his car with the gasoline take into the account of other people who might get hurt or their car damaged as it could fuck up their lives. Scope out the area for any cameras and see the traffic of people around the parking lot on days and plan it when there is the least amount of people there. A suggestion would be to slash all the tires, possibly forcing him to leave the car there over night until he can fix it himself and take care of it during the night, that is, if he doesn't call a tow truck service to get the car, and wear a mask of course. Murder is completely out of the option, once that action is done LE would be all over the place, but for a simple beat down or slashing it won't be as serious. Did you tell him that you grow by any chance?
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: atlas on May 06, 2012, 11:09 pm
You sick fuck:
https://plus.google.com/105042156416954170530/posts

July 14th?  ;D
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: Joeyjojojr on May 06, 2012, 11:46 pm
Lmfao. It was decent, but when you said your shoes came off as they kicked you down the stairs i knew you were full of shit.

Waste of server space but at least you didnt claim it was dpr or a mod, or that LE was watching your house.......
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: SRTRAVLER on May 07, 2012, 02:25 am
if it is a house,  drive by. if an apartment, get a girl to knock on door, gun to head when they open the door.  either kill or rob....


Thats how the thugs in Texas do it.
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: justsomeguy on May 07, 2012, 05:09 am
That was a pretty fucking successful troll, bravo.  Waiting a few days before "taking revenge," very well-planned.  8/10
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: anonsora on May 07, 2012, 06:08 am
Isn't it the goal of a troll to just piss people off and keep making them reply to you in anger?
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: ArmTrax on May 07, 2012, 07:01 am
No revenge necessary. Assuming this bloke is around 30 years old, just wait 50 more years and the ravages of old age will be more cruel than you ever could be.
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: TheBigDirty on May 07, 2012, 06:43 pm
Yes I was wondering if any one would try running an image search.  got my answer.

And the shoes coming off was intentionally thrown in there as a clue.  It was a reference to a jerky boys call, where sol "fell down the stairs and my shoes came off."

Bows
Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: Hassan I Sabbah on May 10, 2012, 05:11 am

p.s.  NEVER FUCKING SNITCH!!!  Under any circumstances that's the number one rule that has been drilled into our heads from the day we entered the game, its the rule that's broken the most to.  I would not call the cops if someone even murdered my family, now under those circumstances I would def retaliate and destroy some mother fuckers.  But seriously dont be calling in tips that shit is so weak, never do it!
Truer words cannot be spoken.Snitches are def the lowest form of life. This is an unconditional article of faith when participating in ANY kind of criminal activity. In the face of a hostile adversary you need to know that your collaborators got your back. Snitching is a betrayal of the trust that people or a brotherhood had put in you. In many organizations, and in prison stool pigeon's share the same low status  as child molesters. Snitching is a crime punishable by death.

Do not ever rely on government or law enforcement to protect or take care of you and your family: that's what got us into this whole cluster fuck called the 'War on Drugs' in the first place. Does anybody really believe that the government gives a flying fuck about your welfare?This world would be a lot better place if more people just minded their own fucking business. Snitching is the fuel that keeps the police state running.

In summary: snitches get stitches. Don't ever do it or promote it... particularly when you are in the company of criminals b/c if the cops ever move in YOU will be considered the weakest link.

Ain't hating anyone. Just keeping it real folks.

*User's Don't Lose Drugs.*

Title: Re: My First IRL Deal- Total Disaster!
Post by: Trippyskies on May 10, 2012, 08:16 am
GUYS GUYS!!! WAIT A FUCKIGN MINUTE!!! I GOT IT!!!!

Get all savage on his ass and shoot him with a blow dart needle filled with .... um, I donno, 90mg c-p and 30mg 2c-e and, um, fuck it, a half g of bromo dragonfly.

It's silent, hits fast, right?  would they even recognize you if he looked at you right after?  I know 2c-e hits fast as fuck up the nose, so...