Quote from: Kill John Lennon on September 01, 2012, 01:12 amQuote from: pine on September 01, 2012, 12:05 amIs that... English?Nope it is Oink OinkIt's bad enough our tax dollars go to funding these clowns, but they could at least use proper punctuation.This reminds me of the time I found this quotation in some LE literature once.QuoteHOW TO AVOID BEING "MADE"How the undercover officer dresses and what they drive are also factors. The clothing of drug addicts always doesn't fit right because they're constantly losing or gaining weight. By contrast, most undercover officers can't simulate this particular "fit" of clothing; they'll only look sloppy and carry themselves like they have their "street uniform" on. Scraggly beards that look recently grown also are a dead giveaway. The cars they drive are also too well-maintained. A dope addict's car usually has three different types of tires, a bunch a hamburger wrappers all over the inside, and screaming kids in the back. There's also the way undercover officers give themselves away with their eyes. Their eyes are too full of life, and they seem to wear sunglasses all the time. A dope addict, on the other hand, will often stubbornly or masochistically blind themselves by not wearing sunglasses even when they should, and their eyes will look sunken, like they haven't slept in days. Other cover-blowing moves include: being too sure about the price; constantly making phone calls during a deal; being too overeager to buy; offering sex in exchange for doing business; being too familiar; and being too unfamiliar.I laughed, but then I realized they were serious. Then I really laughed. :D