Quote from: wretched on August 22, 2012, 12:01 amQuote from: th3creeper on August 21, 2012, 05:00 am unusual sounds from the package, such as tickingI didn't think they worried about ticking. I thought they were more concerned with vibrating, because every now and then....it's a dildo. Of course they never imply ownership in the event of a dildo, it's always the indefinite article a dildo, never YOUR dildo.LOL yes, unless your terrorist happens to be part of a 'cold war reenactment society' or is otherwise ber nostalgic, I very much doubt an analog clock is being used as part of a time bomb. Postal inspectors have been watching too many films from "The Great Escape" or "The Bridge Over The River Kwai" era. Also +1 for the Fight Club reference, where do you think PGP Club got its inspiration?! ;)I possess an old tattered copy on my desk I found in some backstreet second hand book store. This quote sticks vividly in my mind:"I see the smartest men who have ever lived and these men are pumping gas and waiting tables"In today's West, this is a definitive statement of purest possible non-fiction. Because that's excatly what I see. My taxi drivers and postal workers often have two degrees, let alone one.Wat do?Join PGP Club! Stick around, it's going to get interesting fast.