Ok novocaine, try this:1. Cook your bacon. *sizzle*2. Walk into a room away from the kitchen2. Carefully pop it into a ziplock bag and seal shut.3. Take a shower & change your clothes (tiny droplets of oil containing bacon fat are on your clothing/skin)4. Come back to your bag wearing a pair of disposable gloves.5. Vaccum seal ziplock. Ideally with HDPP plastic.6. Rub bag down with alcohol. Any spirit handy will do.7. Repeat 3 times.8. Cover in an opaque wrapping plastic. (Your doggie might recognize bacon even if he can't smell it... They're not stupid!)9. Present to Pooch.10. ? ? ? ? ?11. Profit?Dude, I feel hungry for bacon now...