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Rumor mill / Re: Nod with the bitchin tar's review thread
« on: August 14, 2012, 04:25 am »
LOL Gasoline that's hilarious.  Even though I know you're joking i'm still embarassed:)

BTW I'm starting to ship in a more raw form as of today (the orders that went out today are in this form).  The tar will be much harder than before and you will see a light dust on top. Prior to today I was softening the tar and mixing it so that it would flatten better for shipping and because I was worried customers would confuse the dust with a cut, but a customer convinced me that it's just better to educate people and that my reputation is good enough now that I can stop this.  So great news, this means from now on you wont have any problems with sticking to the bag at all.  The product is exactly the same (every gram i've sold has been from the same source, which is one step out of mexico), it's just less sticky.

Enjoy!



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Rumor mill / Re: Nod with the bitchin tar's review thread
« on: August 12, 2012, 08:52 am »
Hey guys,

I've got some advice for everyone trying to remove their tar from the plastic baggie.  This stuff is pretty sticky so if you do not take it off right you lose some product to the bag, which is frustrating as hell.  It frustrates me as a vendor, I can only imagine how much it frustrates customers!

Anyhow there is a way to do this so you lose ZERO product.  I'm writing to share.

The key is to understand that while at room temperature (especially in the summer) this stuff is sticky but when it's cold its rock hard.

So here's what you do (slightly different than my prior instructions):
1) Cut off all four sides of the dope bag with scissors.
2) Turn freezer temperature down from "cold" to "really fuckin cold"
3) Put in freezer for 5 minutes for 1gm  (10 minutes for 2-3 grams)
4) take put and you should be able to remove one of the two sides of plastic with NO loss of tar. 

Now here's the key:  You have to realize that there isn't much mass here so handling this stuff even for 10 seconds warms it up and makes it sticky.  So you have to put it back in the freezer to get it cold to get the other side off.  So..

5) put the tar on something flat you can scrape it off of with a razor blade, a mirror is ideal
6) put it back in the freezer for 5 minutes
7) Take it out and peel the other piece of plastic off
8) Remove from the mirror using a razor blade if necessary.


The mirror and the razor blade are only required in the worst cases.  You can usually just stick it on a dinner plate and dont press it down hard as the plastic will come off easily.  But if it's stubborn smooshing it on to a mirror will work.

Nod

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Rumor mill / Re: Nod with the bitchin tar's review thread
« on: August 12, 2012, 07:27 am »
Wow, thanks for all the wonderful comemnts B&W, Gas, Horsemen and Lavish.  Those are great words.

I very much agree with you BandW.  Unlike the street SR contains a large percentage of educated professioals.  Everybody likes quality, but these professionals also prefer professionalism, customer service and timeliness.  That's exactly what my business model is based on, I provide the best product I can with a smile in an attempt to cater to people who have the money to be return customers.  So far it's working out better than I could have imagined.  You guys rock!


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Rumor mill / Re: Nod with the bitchin tar's review thread
« on: August 10, 2012, 04:13 am »
If you are reading this and trying to decide if Nod is the guy to order from...the answer is YES YES YES. 

Now if we could just get the girls to agree with you!

There is nothing worse than waiting for something day after day and  then it turns out the guy did not even ship yet....I don't see that ever happening with Nod.  If any delays were to occur he would notify you immediately...and communication is so important.  What a great experience.

Speaking of, that happeend today.    Until today I had a 100% perfect streak, every order I'd filled was shipped next businss day and every single express order was shipped early enough to make the USPS's cutoff.   I missed the boat today and the 4 express orders that went out are unfortunately delayed 1 day (all will arrive Sat rather than Fri).  I have sent those customer messages to let them know.  Sorry guys! :(


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Rumor mill / Re: Nod with the bitchin tar's review thread
« on: August 09, 2012, 04:04 am »
The gauntlet has been thrown down.... ok I will take a trillion   ;D

I'm going to have to hire me some nike show laborors to get that out by tomorrow.

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Rumor mill / Re: HEROIN VENDORS 2.0
« on: August 06, 2012, 03:03 am »
Hi everyone,

Many of my customers have been complaining about various heroin vendors so I thought I'd make my presence known.  Here is what I offer:

 * Top quality product: More than 10 people in the below thread have said this is the best they've had and there are zero complaints.
 * Guaranteed satisfaction:  100% of orders are 5/5 feedback
 * Shipping no later than next business:  Every single order that I have filled has shipped same or next business day.
 * Never late:  I offer express shipping.  Every package that has been sent express has arrived when promised - zero have been late.

I am the vendor you can trust on to consistently get top quality product to your door when you expect it.  You don't need to take my word for it, here's the opinion of fifty or so people who will vouch:

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=26817.0


Looking forward to exceeding your expectations,

Nod

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Rumor mill / Re: ~h3ЯØ|n Vendors~
« on: August 06, 2012, 02:44 am »
Hi everyone,

Many of my customers have been complaining about various heroin vendors so I thought I'd make my presence known.  Here is what I offer:

 * Top quality product: More than 10 people in the below thread have said this is the best they've had and there are zero complaints.
 * Guaranteed satisfaction:  100% of orders are 5/5 feedback
 * Shipping no later than next business:  Every single order that I have filled has shipped same or next business day.
 * Never late:  I offer express shipping.  Every package that has been sent express has arrived when promised - zero have been late.

I am the vendor you can trust on to consistently get top quality product to your door when you expect it.  You don't need to take my word for it, here's the opinion of fifty or so people who will vouch:

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=26817.0


Looking forward to exceeding your expectations,

Nod

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Rumor mill / Re: Nod with the bitchin tar's review thread
« on: August 06, 2012, 02:03 am »
Thanks for the kind words Michael, nadie, B&W, v86 & mccrackalackin.

> His communication was good and everything. I really hope he stays that way.

Don't worry, I wont become an ass. I'm a really easy goign guy IRL.  If anything I am going to be nicer over time, I started off a little bit strict because my experience with heroin users on the street is that you have to be, but I have not had one bad experience with any buyer on here so I may even crack a joke now and then if you watch carefullly :)

> Some times vendors get too much and they can't handle it.

Bah, I dare you to order more than I ship.  I double dare you!


:-)

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Product offers / Nod is shipping again
« on: July 30, 2012, 11:00 pm »
Hi guys!

I went offline for about a month to get some infrastructure related things worked out and I am happy to say that is now taken care of, I am once again shipping, feel free to place orders if you like!

If you'd like to order the best heroin available just click right here.. http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/index.php/silkroad/item/cdbd1f97a5

Nod

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Rumor mill / Re: Nod with the bitchin tar's review thread
« on: July 30, 2012, 10:57 pm »
Hey guys - Just wanted to let everybody know that I am shipping once again!  Thanks for your patience, it's nice to be back!

Nod

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Rumor mill / Re: Nod with the bitchin tar's review thread
« on: July 13, 2012, 04:32 am »
Hi guys,

I just wanted to check in and say hello.  Everything is going as expected here, I am stockpiling product and working out the cash-out problem.  I expect the grand opening to be in two weeks.  Cant wait to sell to you all!

Nod

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Rumor mill / Re: Nod with the bitchin tar's review thread
« on: June 29, 2012, 04:47 am »
Hey guys,

The purpose of this test was to see if there was market for very high quality BTH with great service and a consistent trustworthy vendor.  The response is overwhelmingly clear: YES!   

I know everybody is excited for me to start selling in weight but there is a lot to be done in order to run a business and I am just not making enough progress on that front while selling these appetizers.   For that reason I have decided I need to stop sales and focus on prepping the infrastructure for prime time.  Those of you who have run a business before know what I'm talking about.  Those who haven't will have to trust me that there is tens times more that goes on behind the scenes than is obvious and it takes time to set those things up safely.

So as of now the doors are shut.  I am not going to actually de-list because I want my name in circulation for brand recognition reasons so instead I am going to raise prices to discourages sales.  Rest assured these high prices are temporary.  When I open the doors for real the prices will be lower.  If you are so curious(or love the product so much that you decide to order at this price anyway I will gladly ship to you but I am also going to temporarily suspend my "next day guaranteed" ship policy to allow me to focus on what needs to be done.

Thanks for all your support.  I am looking forward to serving you all in capacity shortly!

Nod

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Rumor mill / Re: Nod with the bitchin tar's review thread
« on: June 25, 2012, 06:01 am »
Hey guys,

Just wanted to let people know that after some deliberation I decided to send out future packages without the waxed plastic.  The purpose was to reduce the customer dissatisfaction of lost product on the bag but when I look back at it there has been much more dissatisfaction with the plastic sticking so I decided to remove it from the equation entirely.

This change was effective today, so if you placed an order on/after Sunday 6/24 you will have no nasty wax paper to deal with.

As far as I know that leaves no customer complaints or suggestions (yay!).






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Rumor mill / Re: Nod with the bitchin tar's review thread
« on: June 24, 2012, 06:09 am »
Thanks Praetor.  In regards to the wax paper sticking to the product I have made some improvements.  I'm not sure if the wax plastic is really going to cut it though, if I continue to get any more complaints after this improvement I am just going to put it in the bag directly.  The reason for putting it in wax plastic was to reduce the amount lost from sticking to the bag.  Truth be told the amount lost to that source is nearly zero in the first place but I was trying to improve customer perception.  In the end this wax plastic idea has hurt customer experience more than it ever had potential to help so I'm likely to ditch the idea soon.

Meanwhile things are going great here, I'm storing up as much as I can afford and working on BTC to cash solutions, once those things are ironed out I will be offering in volume.  I think we're about 3 weeks away from that point.

Nod w/ da bitchin tar (and great, non-jackass customers)


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Rumor mill / Re: Nod with the bitchin tar's review thread
« on: June 24, 2012, 01:28 am »
Wreteched,

I deleted that thread because you turned it in to a flame war.

To be clear I DID NOT direct someone to meet with me.   You apparently have reading comprehension problems.

It is not my fault that you do not have the knowledge or competency to do what I describe safely  but trust me there are many ways to do safe drops.   




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