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Product offers / Re: SR's highest quality cocaine
« on: December 18, 2012, 04:52 am »
There we go, had my gal take a photo with her better phone in better light that shows the coke is white.  These are the same pieces in the earlier photo except little bits were chomped off for today's orders.

The listing: http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/6ae46dad7f
The same photo before SR chomps down the resolution and removes exif data (har har):  http://xfq5l5p4g3eyrct7.onion/view.php?image=a59bec737ea2828b3b55f0a23a6f7dbd.jpg

You cant see the rear most piece super clear because of focus but it's just as pretty as the others. 

BTW, Notice that my photos have my name on them.  I don't want it stolen so I added my name, I'd argue any vendor who has a picture of delicious looking coke without their name physically in the photo is taken from Google images rather than something they actually possess.  These exact rocks are what are in my hands and are what I'm chomping up for orders.

Nod


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Product offers / Re: SR's highest quality cocaine
« on: December 18, 2012, 04:23 am »
It's white as can be I am just really bad at photography.  I'll have a friend take a photo in better light.

Also, i'll remove the dust better so it's glossier. 

I' m a coke expert, not a photography expert.  We'll get this sorted. :-)

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Product offers / Re: SR's highest quality cocaine
« on: December 18, 2012, 01:19 am »
I have no intention to ship internationally, it is quite difficult to do safely.  I am able to do it safely if there is a market so my mind's not completely closed to the idea.

Nod

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Product offers / SR's highest quality cocaine
« on: December 17, 2012, 09:02 pm »
I found a source for some cocaine straight off the brick.  I've been testing it for three weeks and making sure the vendor can supply a decent amount, all looks good now it's time to post for sale.

This is the highest quality cocaine on SR.  I don't have to ask, I've tried almost every one (notice I don't say that about heroin, I know plenty about heroin but cocaine is my drug of choice).

Anyhow.. this is directly off the brick, legit as it gets.  I'm even going to ship it in chunk form, something almost nobody else does except for soft re-rocks so that the experts who know the difference and vouch.  I am very proud of this product and cant wait to get it out.

Right now I'm selling at an introductory price which is not profitable in order to get the product in people's hands for testing, this is my version of "samples" - rather than sample I'll just send it out at a loss because it's safer from a legal standpoint than sending out a ton of small packages.

Oh yeah, this is domestic.

http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/6ae46dad7f

- Nod


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Rumor mill / Re: h3ЯØ|n Vendors
« on: December 13, 2012, 07:36 pm »
Quote from: sethspeaks on November 06, 2012, 03:36 am
Yes - That is exactly what I was told as well. In fact, there was a "taste test" where he deilberately set that evil batch aside after I omplained about the same rapid heart rate symptoms. He then started shipping the rock - the rock is nowhere to be found anymore. Now - the crap is being sold. The feedback is starting to finally mention this - I did see the non shipments as well. It's a shame but you are right - Nod SWORE that this would never happen to him. But it has happened.

I agree - Countless times on SR. Nod is just the latest casualty of the "top seller" greed bug.

I don't read the forums, I just found these complaints because a customer pointed me at them so I didn't know about them until now.  Rather than dispute publicly I have sent PMs to seth and anonemouse PM asking them to message me on SR where I do read messages to see if we can figure out what happened.  Having these people say "nod made it right" is better than anything I could say any day.  Hopefully I can win these people over with kindness rather than switching to guns.

I have not knowingly sent out any bad product to anybody.   I do keep track of all customers who complaint to me on SR and if I get 0 or 1 complaint in an ounce I assume it is the customer, if I get more than 1 complaint out of an ounce I start looking to see if there is a quality issue.  There have been 4 quality issues in six months, for each of those issues I have reshipped at my cost to every single customer at my expense. 

In reality, out of almost 500 orders I have exactly 3 negative feedback.  Two are from the same person (doublejkso), he claims non delivery but the truth is that we went to resolution and I proved via DCN that I delivered the product to his zip code, shipped on the day that I claimed, and I was able to recite his address from the DCN.  He was just looking for a freebie.

So this means there is only 1 negative feedback based on quality out just under 500 orders, and the reason for that is because I am sure the customer is full of it and extorting me.


Here are some facts:

* I have never sent out a bad gram knowingly, I track customer complaints and when there is a legitimate issue I fix it at my cost via a reship
* I have never required a single FE
* Excluding SR down time, there is only one day in six months where I did not ship, and every order ever placed by noon has been shipped same day.
* Excluding people who treat me rudely first, I am extraordinarily polite (if you treat me rudely I get very mean quickly, but I make no apologies for that)
* I ship faster, more reliably, and  more consistent product than any BTH vendor on SR

I don't think any other vendor can make any one of those claims, much less all of them.

The only other negative talk I know of is from subsandaddy,  a competing vendor.  Basically he's having a feud with me.  I helped him with advice before he was a vendor, and I sold him a product at discount as an olive branch.  I haven't done a thing wrong to him, he's just mad for whatever reason.  If I pasted the contents of our private messages it would be clear what's going on, but I'll try to be bigger than that.   I am very tempted, it's really funny how much of a fool he made of himself and we'd all get a laugh, but I'll try and hold out and keep it private out of professionalism.  I may not succeed.. so damned funny.

Anyhow I hope that clears things up.  Hopefully those people saying negative things (excluding competing vendors) will soon be singing praises once I work things out with them.

Meanwhile, in order to get some good press I make this offer: between now and 1PM tomorrow anybody who orders and promises to write a review will get a free upgrade to express.






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Rumor mill / Same great product ultra fast shipping but with a bigger smile and better prices
« on: December 12, 2012, 08:39 am »
Hi guys,

I don't come to the forums often, life is pretty busy these days but I thought I'd check in since I've made some exciting changes.

A few months back I took on some customer support help and wasn't satisfied with the vibe it created with customers and in the terms of service but I'd been too busy with real life to change it.  Things have slowed down and I've taken back the helm and am excited to be dealing with customers directly again!

As always I'm selling the highest purity heroin on SR, but I've worked my way up the connection and now think I can handle customer demand so I've lowered prices a bit to see if I can keep up with the onslaught of customer demand.  Fingers crossed.

I've also added a 2gm listing due to popular demand.

Nothing else to report - customer service is back up from "great" to "best", shipping is still the fastest here, product is still the best anywhere, orders placed by noon go out the same day, just prices are a bit less.

Find me here: http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/38e50f44b6

- Nod

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Rumor mill / Re: h3ЯØ|n Vendors
« on: December 12, 2012, 08:34 am »
Hi guys,

I don't come to the forums often, life is pretty busy these days but I thought I'd check in since I've made some exciting changes. 

A few months back I took on some customer support help and wasn't satisfied with the vibe it created with customers and in the terms of service but I'd been too busy with real life to change it.  Things have slowed down and I've taken back the helm and am excited to be dealing with customers directly again!

As always I'm selling the highest purity heroin on SR, but I've worked my way up the connection and now think I can handle customer demand so I've lowered prices a bit to see if I can keep up with the onslaught of customer demand.  Fingers crossed.

I've also added a 2gm listing due to popular demand.

Nothing else to report - customer service is back up from "great" to "best", shipping is still the fastest here, product is still the best anywhere, orders placed by noon go out the same day, just prices are a bit less.

Find me here: http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/38e50f44b6

- Nod

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Rumor mill / Re: h3ЯØ|n Vendors
« on: October 17, 2012, 11:20 pm »
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Dude, again, no need to FE with ANYONE! No one needs to fe....that just a guise to go ahead and rip off someone..

QFT willwamm.

I've seen a lot of people talking about "Stop the FE madness!".  I wholeheartedly agree.  I don't want to insult anyone, my experience with SR heroin users has been unbelievably better than I expected after my experience with heroin users in real life.  Though i'm hesitant to say this because I don't want to sound negative, I'm willing to go out on a limb here and say most of us surely agree that as a group heroin vendors and heroin addicts are less trustworthy than the average person.

(I'm tryign to be gentle here - That is hugely understated, but I'm speaking timidly because I don't want to start a debate on this unrelated issue)

Don't get me wrong - I trust my customers you are all wonderful and I have been scammed at most 3 times out of 400 orders, thank you all for being so honest. I'm not bad mouthing anyone, just stating that heroin is a powerful drug that erodes the morals of many people.

Most heroin vendors use their products and are addicts and are therefore in the same category so until they prove otherwise they should not be trusted. I dont want to turn this in to a shameless self promotion but this natural and valid vendor distrust is the reason I take customer trust so incredebly seriously - heroin vendors as a group are not trustworthy and so it I make an important point to try and differentiate myself in that way.

As a vendor I see FE from the other side. There are a few reasons a vendor might ask for FE. The first one is to avoid being scammed. In reality however you dont need FE to prevent from being scammed, tracking and a good rep will cause the vendor to be victorious in the event of a disupte (though I wouldn't know as I've never had one). To me this leaves only two reasons a vendor might require FE: To take away the customer's power to dispute, or he is short on money.

If the vendor wants you to give up your power to dispute that should be a huge red flag, an instant warning that they have something to be afraid of.  Either their product doesn't stand on it's own, they can't deliver, or for some other reason are worried you won't pay.  Whatever that reason is it's certainly a vendor quality issue not a purchase issue and thus paying ahead of time is a very poor idea. For this reason alone I absolutely refuse to deal with any vendor who requires FE.  I suppose if the vendor's reputation is stellar you might choose to, but even then - vendors have been known to start requiring FE before exiting the scene, so probably still a bad choice.  Off the top of my head the only vendor I would FE for without hesitation is ivory (I have no relation to ivory except as a customer, and he doesn't know which customer I am so I get nothing for saying this)

The final reason a vendor might ask for FE is he's short on cash.  Now this is something I can understand, it's a tough business and resupply takes time.  That can happen to anyone, particuarly if you live hand to mouth as a drug dealer. But even though it's undertsandable, between the lesser moral code of heroin vendors, addicts, the risk of non delivery due to their financial problems and the simple fact that you have no recourse due to the anonymity SR provides them, even if I were sure the vendor had only the purest intent FE'ing because they need the money is simply a poor decision which you will regret far too often.

Even in the event that everything goes perfectly smoothly FE is still a bad idea for a very simple reason:  Escrow is designed to keep people honest so that every honest transaction becomes a win/win.  Bypassing escrow and paying first changes the playing field: It may be win/win, but it may be win/lose (customer looses).  Why on earth does anybody consider that acceptable?

It's not just about the customer losing.  There's a saying: You can kill a cow once or you can milk it forever.  As a vendor one bad transaction and the customer is gone forever.  Why on earth would anybody do that?  To make 100% profit on a single order, instead of 20% profit on 10 orders?  Maybe I'm missing something, but it is in both the cutsomers AND the vendor's best interest that transactions are win/win, and for that reason nobody should ever finalize early.

So both as a vendor putting his money where his mouth is (I have not required a single FE - even from customers with 0 purchases), and a buyer, I wholeheartedly recommend refusal to FE under all circumstances. 

If anybody disagrees and can credible argument why FE is in anybody's best interest please post it here, I open minded and willing to admit if I am wrong and I (and probably many others) would love to hear an opposing viewpoint.



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Rumor mill / Re: h3ЯØ|n Vendors
« on: October 17, 2012, 06:08 am »
Harry,

I try not to respond to criticism under a "don't feed the trolls" policy (except for that loon yesterday) but I think you are sincere and just misunderstand so I am going to make an exception.  Your mentioned that I raised the price on express and that it's too expensive:

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Nod is a great vendor. Went through some changes and from what I read sells a great product, but charging $60 for Express shipping is uncalled for no matter what persuasion he's trying to do. Add it up, $285+$60=$345. $345 for a gram of tar? Shit better be inlayed with diamonds or something.

First, thank you for the compliment.  I try hard to be the best vendor I can and I appreciate that you've recognied it.

I am not going to defend the price of the product, I could but honestly feel no need, free market can do that for me.  I'll just keep delivering superior product, consistently, reliably, quickly, fix my errors, and happily serve the mature, professional customers that I target as they get sick of being let down by other vendors.

I do however want to make a comment about the price of express because I think you either missed or left out an important point:  Express went up today for my safety and priority went  down.


In case you haven't seen it yet, here's an exerpt from my ToS I added today before the change:

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Hi SR!
10-16-2012

Hey guys, while almost nothing has changed since my vacation there is one change.  While pondering during my absence I determined my biggest legal risk is express shipments. This has to do with risk of being caught at my local USPS. Shipping express is uncommon, shipping express without using a clerk is quite uncommon.  Dropping off eight of these at once is a huge red flag.  Despite many precautions that I won't be sharing for my safety, it's only a matter of time until USPS staff begin to recognize me and that's a very easy way to end up in prison.  So for my safety I have decided I need to ship fewer Express.

I know people love how fast I get product to them.  I don't blame you, I've bought a lot of drugs here too and it's like waiting for Chrsitmas morning. We all love getting our product quickly, but simply as a matter of protecting my own safety I need to do fewer express.  I know I've become known for ultra fast shipping, but much of that is in knowing USPS schedules and shipping same day so even without Express you'll still get very fast shipping - Faster than most vendor's express in fact.

I am not going to disallow express entirely because mistakes happen and I want to be sure that if someone is in a bind they can get their product quickly rather than suffer withdrawals.  But on the other hand people who doesn't plan well, procrastinate, or are just lazy, I don't really care to risk my freedom for them.  Risking it for someone in withdrawals is one thing, risking in in trade for a good fee is okay too, but risking because someone's impatient is another.

What I have decided to do is reduce the overall price of Priority and increase Express to gently urge people in that direction.  I have removed the $13 for Priority. Priority is now FREE!  Priority will reach you in about 3 days (as fast as other vendors express) and cost less than what you were paying last week.  Conversely, to discourage Express I am going to raise it's price until I get down to no more than 3 Express orders per day.  As I am offering Priority free (losing money compared to before) I'm sure everybody can see my goal is just my own safety, not to bend people over the barrel (except for my sexy plaything Andblue, she likes being bent over the barrel, but I'm sure we'll find another barrel around here somewhere cutie).

Anyhow my conscience is clear - all I want to do is save my ass so I've lowered the price of priority to FREE and I'm going to raise the price of Express to encourage people to choose the free priority option for my safety.  If you don't like it?  Order 2 days earlier and save the money!  That way we both win.

Quick note:  this does not mean Express is not welcome.  If you are in withdrawals and need your dope overnight and are willing to pay, that's just fine.  Similarly, if you aren't in withdrawals but you're excited and willing to pay, that's fine too. I'm okay with express as long as you're willing to pay for my risk. Don't feel guilty about ordering Experss, but at the same time don't mistake me for a villain because you're in a hurry, these are very different concepts. If you don't like the idea of paying extra that's the point, I encourage you to instead choose priority and pay less than what I was charging before.  I'm doing is protecting myself, and by giving up $13 for each priority order I am putting my money where my mouth is.

Love all you nice people!
And you haters, stop hatin!

<3

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Rumor mill / Re: h3ЯØ|n Vendors
« on: October 16, 2012, 01:02 am »
Quote from: jurdermunkie on October 16, 2012, 12:30 am
Quote from: Nod with the bitchin tar on October 16, 2012, 12:24 am
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Oh really? I seem to remember you saying to me "You have my word" "I won't forget...I am man of my word" but yet 4 times or so you FORGOT the very next day the deal you OFFERED to me and gave me line of BS next time i package later in the week I will get yours ready. I even was going to buy some from yuo NOD because I didn't feel right calling your offer out but I was in a jam because of the Hurricane. You blew me off when NoGen took a break and you got busy and never remembered ANYTHING longer than 30 seconds. IF you LOVE coming through then why did't you? I NEVER expected to get anything FREE but like I said I was in a jam because of hurricane and guest dosing at clinic was running out. It was surreal how you acted like you had no clue and that showed me your true nature(greed  actually). If any of that still within your memory I would like to know why? I was nothing but friendly until I knew you were blowin smoke. Even then I gave you benefit of the doubt but your Alzheimer kicked in again. If you never planned on fulfilling your OFFER should have just said so. No I am not saying any of this in anger just reality as to who and what we really are. Wish you best of luck and hope you never have to go through a life decimating act of nature on the same fucking day  7 years earlier Katrina washed  my house into the Gulf of Mexico and I had to pull dead bodies out of piles of destruction and found a Lady and her baby dead with the mothers fingers squeezing the babies nose so it didn't drown. Can you imagine that?! That was the ONLY reason I ever brought it back up man. I was in need.

Wow!

Sorry, I probably need to disclaim that I do not offer service to raving lunatics.

lol thats your response? Raving lunatic thats me. Lets see then Nod..remember sending me this,,,,,,,,,,,,

   Tranq,

Thank you for sending that to me. I do remember writing it now, it's just that there are a lot of messages between then and now and I forgot.

I am happy to admit that i was wrong, and I try not to go back on my word. What exactly did I promise to do again? Was I gong to send you 0.2gm free in trade for a review? Are you an international customer?


> Hard to believe you have no memory at all of our discussions lol.

I hope this doesn't come off like an asshole vendor (because it's not my intent), but you would be amazed at how many messages I answer a day. Probably over 100. I spend a good 6 hours responding to questions.

I know it probably seems rude and lazy that I cant just go back and re-read our messages from before, but you will have to believe me when I say I am looking at spending the next four hours answering questions from customers and will likely go to bed at 1Am tonight. For that reason it's hard to research.


WHERE in that PM am I raving lunatic when you even said you were wrong and yet again can't remember what we discussed for a week straight. I am simply letting others see that you aren't mr cuddles who loves to come through for people. ahhhhhhh ain't he cute



You were a raving lunatic elsewhere in that and prior PMs, though it doesn't show since you only quoted the least insane portion of our private discussion.  That wasn't that my point however, until now I had no idea who you were so I was referring to your lunacy on the forums.  Please refer to the aforementioned raving and lunacy above.

Now that you've identified yourself I can straighten this out.  You are not a customer as you have never purchased from me, so the record stands: I have never broken a promise to a customer.

As far as what happened in our exchange - As I politely said in the message I was spending the rest of the night responding to the requests of paying customers, as you aren't a customer if you wanted me to do something for you that I offered a month earlier you were going to at least be polite enough to remind me what it was rather than have me play twenty questions.  The phrase "beggars can't be choosers" comes to mind.  Instead if reminding me you got insulted.  I'm not sure what planet you live on but you cant expect kiss ass customer service when you're not a customer and you approach someone like a jerk.

I won't be replying to any more of your messages now that I know who you are - As unreasonable as you were (and are) being I am going to instead focus my time on polite, paying customers and leave you to rant on the forums.

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Rumor mill / Re: h3ЯØ|n Vendors
« on: October 16, 2012, 12:24 am »
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Oh really? I seem to remember you saying to me "You have my word" "I won't forget...I am man of my word" but yet 4 times or so you FORGOT the very next day the deal you OFFERED to me and gave me line of BS next time i package later in the week I will get yours ready. I even was going to buy some from yuo NOD because I didn't feel right calling your offer out but I was in a jam because of the Hurricane. You blew me off when NoGen took a break and you got busy and never remembered ANYTHING longer than 30 seconds. IF you LOVE coming through then why did't you? I NEVER expected to get anything FREE but like I said I was in a jam because of hurricane and guest dosing at clinic was running out. It was surreal how you acted like you had no clue and that showed me your true nature(greed  actually). If any of that still within your memory I would like to know why? I was nothing but friendly until I knew you were blowin smoke. Even then I gave you benefit of the doubt but your Alzheimer kicked in again. If you never planned on fulfilling your OFFER should have just said so. No I am not saying any of this in anger just reality as to who and what we really are. Wish you best of luck and hope you never have to go through a life decimating act of nature on the same fucking day  7 years earlier Katrina washed  my house into the Gulf of Mexico and I had to pull dead bodies out of piles of destruction and found a Lady and her baby dead with the mothers fingers squeezing the babies nose so it didn't drown. Can you imagine that?! That was the ONLY reason I ever brought it back up man. I was in need.

Wow!

Sorry, I probably need to disclaim that I do not offer service to raving lunatics.

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Rumor mill / Re: h3ЯØ|n Vendors
« on: October 15, 2012, 06:53 pm »
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That's a nice touch. Too many vendors are impersonal and vanish without a trace. You are known as a top seller and little moves like this reflect that.

Thanks iono!

My whole game is that I love being nice to people and coming through.  I've had to tighten up my ToS a little bit recently to protect me against the very few percent people who are unreasonable, but my goal is to be the only honest heroin dealer in existance, so I try to be as transparant as business allows me, and as trustworthy and confidence inspiring as possible.


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Rumor mill / Re: h3ЯØ|n Vendors
« on: October 15, 2012, 06:08 am »
Hey guys,

I'm back!  I used to buy a lot here and I remember that back then every time a vendor left it seemed like something weird happened so I thought I'd pen something up to let people know where I was for their peace of mind.  Here it is:

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=53997.msg523957#msg523957

As usual, get your order in by noon and it'll probably go out tomorrow.

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Product offers / What happened to nod? we missed him sooooo much!
« on: October 15, 2012, 06:02 am »
What happened to nod?


Hey guys, I went on an unplanned vacation a few weeks back and although I don't read the forums these days typically when vendors leave it's for some type of scandal so I thought I'd say say hi and tell people what's up.


--Where'd nod go?--

I was overworked, stressed from typical business activities:  Supply issues, operational costs, and the occcasional asshole customer. Nothing too out of the ordinary. If you have run a business before you surely know exactly what I mean.

I stepped back and took a look at things to decide if I wanted to continue. I decided yes, so I spent a few weeks trying to improve operations to save time so I can serve SR and still have some sort of personal life. I've made some improvements and am ready to serve up the same delicious product you've all grown to love


--Current status--

I'm shipping again!

The product is exactly the same, in fact the ounces I'm shipping out right now are the same ones I was shipping when I closed shop. The supplier hasn't changed however as suppliers aren't consistent I'm looking for new ones continuously, but there is no plan to change in the near future.

Terms and conditions haven't changed. The only possible exception would be if I get a huge tsuanmi of orders I may have to cancel or delay a few a day (which I have never done to this point, but with the landscape having changed I'm bracing for a storm).


--Customer service--

Customer service is my big thing! same great service as always:

* historically speaking no order placed by noon has failed to ship the same day
* No customer has ever been charged for a product that hasn't arrived
* No customer has ever been required to FE
* I keep track of all customer complaints and when I make a mistake it is very quickly apparent. Three such mistakes have happened over the course of my time here and in every case I have fixed the problem for every affected customer whether they contacted me or not (I contact them).  These fixes went out at my cost with express shipping.
* My delivery success rate is 98.7% (391 out of 396 packages)
* I have never made a promise to a customer that I did not keep.
* I have never knowingly sent out a bad gram (14 did go out total since the grand opening, but as described above I fixed this for every affected customer even if didnt mention it)
* No order has ever been light. I actually ship a slight (undisclosed) amount heavy to make sure 1.000 usable grams come out.


--Disclaimers--
* My comment about all orders placed by noon have shipped the same day is not the same as a guarantee.
* I take no responsibility for USPS performance

--What's changing--
* While I am going to continue to treat friendly, reasonable customers like gold as always, rude or unreasonable customers will not be tolerated.
* I have decided my largest risk at this time is express orders so I am going to push people more towards priority for my safety.  If you have any great ideas please message me, until then I'm just going raise the price for express until I drop to 3 express per day.


Other than that nothing's changing.  I am still your best bet for great service, great tar, fast delivery, compliments for your sexy photos (women only please :p)

Nod


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Rumor mill / Re: h3ЯØ|n Vendors
« on: October 15, 2012, 02:34 am »
Quote from: 7893456 on October 14, 2012, 04:20 am
It is also great news to see Nod's listings come back up.

Thanks for the shout out 7.  Yes I'm back.  Typically when vendors disappear there is some type of schenanigan going on so I am writing a post right now to explain, clear the air and make sure people feel comfortable.  Once I post it I'll put a link here to it.  Meanwhile don't fret, I'm shipping, same product, same great attitude, and all is well.

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