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Rumor mill / Re: h3ЯØ|n Vendors
« on: March 14, 2013, 03:16 am »
I chose Nod as my first vendor for the very reason you're railing against him, that he has so many positive reviews. :) Have a nice day!

Reminds me of a story!

(God every time I tell a story I wonder if I'll regret it but I just can't help myself =))

A few weeks bad Poor Nod went to a strip club and I was talking to one of the cute girls there.  She is looking for a sugar daddy and it's clear as day she gets down.  She mentioned something about getting dressed in a separate room because she likes the privacy.  I realized this girl gets a ton of hate from the other strippers because she is comfortable with using her sexuality to her advantage past the limit of what the other girls will do.  So I called it out in a playful way: "The other girls HATE you don't they? [smiley face]".  Confused or impressed she looked back and asked "Yeah! how'd you know?". 

Good for her!  She is taking her own path and isn't going to let the contempt of the other strippers bother her.  I admire her.

Anyhow in this way I am like her, or at least that's what I strive for.  I couldn't care less if forum members hate me (we could analyze the reasons but that'd get pretty dirty).  My customers love me and that's all that matters.  I'll keep shipping the most potent heroin on SR and treating customers like royalty because it works for me!



postscript:
 I saw her the next time and she said she was down because some girl saw foil and she was accused of it.  I don't think she expected me to know what "foil" referrred to.  I said "Who doesn't like a good piece of foil?".  That really took her back, my reply was too subtle and she couldn't for the life of her tell if I knew what foil was used for or not.  So I pulled a bit out of my pocket.  No trace, just a wrinkled ass piece of foil.  She looked at me and said "I would have had no idea! No way! Got any?".  Poor Nod is still Poor.  He is such a dope, she got hers but he didn't get his. Softie =)


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Rumor mill / Re: h3ЯØ|n Vendors
« on: March 14, 2013, 02:56 am »
I am not sure if NOD is paying people to spam his product(s); [now getting into the Coke and Crystal Meth market]; or it is he himself.  But; many of these user names all have somethings in common:

People like my product and the way I treat them.   =)



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Rumor mill / Re: h3ЯØ|n Vendors
« on: March 12, 2013, 11:09 pm »
Hey H people,

A few weeks ago a forum member inquired about whether people would like to purchase my products in units smaller than 1gm.  Nod4Less is a separate vendor who will be selling my Type G Heroin, but operating all aspects of his business his own way to try and see if he can deliver the same great product but more efficiently to come in an at a better price point.  If Nod is the Nordstrom's of SR, Nod4less is the Norstrom Rack =)

Let's wish him luck!  If he does well he could expand to sell other products at a lower price, or perhaps bring other vendor's products in at a lower price UndergroundSyndicate does!

Nod

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Hey guys -

I am finishing the Coke Type C supply so on 3/13 I am going to be switching from Coke Type B that I started shipping on 2/20/13.  I wrote a post on 2/20 describing this coke, it is very good (top of the SR pile) with proper smell, high potency, good texture, good sparkles, and decent gloss.  A connoisseur will notice it as fewer sparkles and gloss than Coke Type C, but except for a person who appears to have an allergy to coke I have had 100% positive feedback on Coke Type B.

So:
Prior to 2/7 - wasn't recording coke types
2/7-2/20: Coke Type A
2/20 - 3/1: Coke Type B
3/1 - 3/12: Coke Type C
3/13 - ?: Coke Type B

Keeping records like this and product separated is difficult and expensive so I'm not sure if I'll be doing it forever, but I am for the time being to see if customers value the integrity enough to make it a good business decision.

Nod

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Rumor mill / Re: h3ЯØ|n Vendors
« on: March 12, 2013, 07:15 pm »
Thank god the forums are back up!  Missed this place!

Nod does reply really quickly, but I have an order that should be on the way, and he has read my messages but hasn't replied... so it has me very worried since that is so unlike him. The odd thing is that I ordered Sunday at like 530EST and it was marked in transit that SAME day at like 1130EST. Is it even possible to send packages on a Sunday?

It is common for people to draw the conclusion that vendors didn't reply based on whether their message was opened.  This is a poor conclusion to make.  I spend 8 hours a day answering messages and do many things to speed the task up.   One of these is to open all the messages at once.  This reduces the time to wait for the message and it also allows composing to most questions even when SR is down.  If SR goes down, a more urgent issue comes up, or bedtime rolls around I reply to the messages when I can. 

Your order was in fact shipped Sunday night.  When things get busy it is necessary to do multiple shipping runs per day, otherwise when crunch time runs around I would not be able to keep my guarantee of shipping all orders placed by noon the same day.




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Rumor mill / Re: h3ЯØ|n Vendors
« on: March 09, 2013, 02:59 am »
Oh yeah..  And while I am taking huge rips of this BTH and freebase cocaine..  I will be wearing nothing except blue speedos and aviator sunglasses, the mirrored kind.

Are you hairy or do you wax?

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You know, I miss bosshawg.   One time he had a listing up for "About a quarter oz of chicago raw dawg".

I still have no idea what the hell that was.

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Rumor mill / Re: h3ЯØ|n Vendors
« on: March 06, 2013, 05:34 am »
So with any BTH what I do is: Break off my piece and put it in the spoon. With Nod's tar I have been putting in about half of a point each time - I can get AT LEAST 10 shots out of a half gram of his BTH...

I have a suggestion about technique.  My BTH is hard, dry, and not malleable (it will break before it bends unless it's warm).  Because of this dissolving it in water for IV use is the #1 frustration people have.

Fortunately it's really easy if you now how.  You just wrap it in 3 layers of sandwich bags, put it in the freezer for 5 minutes (which makes it even more brittle), put it on the counter and hit it with a hammer (or crush it in a vice).  My BTH product will turn in to a dust.    Once it's a dust it dissolves instantly.

Also, for the kind words Finally! I do not recognize your name so you must have a different SR handle than here but something about your comment makes me think you may not have tried  Type-G yet.  Message me on sr and we'll yap, you will be very impressed.

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This is a review for Nod.

The price is a little high, so I was at least expecting top quality goods and service and that's exactly what I got.   The smell, taste, everything about the coke is great.........but I personally could care less about most of those ancillary things that some people whine about.  Taste, feel, smell, etc.  What I look for and got was a very high quality cola with an intense euphoria and huge ego boost.  I also love the increased energy, but if this isn't your thing you probably wouldn't have to worry about getting jittery unless you overdo it like I do.  I only had to use about 3/4 of the normal amount I use on a binge with another vendors product on the road.   This coke just made me into such an energetic, on top of the world guy for half a day, it was aweseome and I hadn't felt quite like that since a batch I tried about eight years ago or so.

The shipping was really quick, though I think the stealth could use a bit of help considering the A+ nature of everything else with this vendor.  If anyone has seen Kush's stealth(meth), I wish more people would do that kind of thing even though it does ad to costs for the vendor.  The stealth is the only thing that wasn't superb, and the only reason that bothers me at all is because of another reason many may love this vendor:  No powder.
Now, I do love getting my whole eight ball in two large chunks and one small one.  Really, that was it.......only a tiny tiny amount of powder.  That's all great except for the slight bulge in the packaging.  It didn't cause me any issues, but you never know when some nosy a-hole may come across a package like that.

I was with another vendor and plan on staying with Nod as long as he stays at the quality level he's at now.  I don't mind paying extra knowing I'll get great coke and fast service.  Add in stealth (or even an option for better stealth) and people like myself with a roommate would be very happy.

Thanks for the review Jack!  Reviews like this help business and I thank you.  Message me on SR and I'll add another gram to your next order as a token of my appreciation.

(take no offense at this comment jack it is not meant for you - I have been getting a decent amount of flak on stealth recently)

Regarding stealth, I used to have a pretty convincing narrative based stealth but as time went on I came to the conclusion that a narrative is not the most important criteria, going unnoticed is.   I still use some barely plausible contents but they are a thin disguise, mostly I just want the packages as flat as possible.  This is not a popular opinion, however I'm sticking by it.  My decisions about shipping have proven successful, out of 1,100 packages shipped a total of 4 have failed to reach their destination and those four had no indication of law enforcement - probably USPS error.

On the popular vote I'm going out on a limb here, but actual delivery data shows this decision is actually correct.


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-----  Review of vendor Nod --------

Overall, impressed with the vendor quality.   The prices are high, that can't be argued, and so i was expecting a lot in order to get my money's worth.  Product was superb!  What else can be said.  If you can swing it, you should!

Communication:  ... other than placing the order, i did not communicate with Nod.  I like simple transactions though without any muss or fuss.  No issues, etc.

Shipping/Packaging: I would give  a 5 here.  The shipping was stealthy enough to not worry about. Nice was that the C arrived in chunks fairly unbroken up by shipping.  About 3 large chunks made up my ball.  I should note that i placed an order late at night and the package went out the next day.  So shipping times were much appreciated.

Quality:  Definitely a top rating 5/5 here.  Best I've found on SR.  I haven't sampled a lot  from SR, but i have been through 3 vendors thus far and this shit was nice, potent, and clean.

Will be hitting up Nod again as soon as possible.

Lind,

Thanks for the review!     FYI, you got what I have named "Coke Type B", which I started shipping on 2/20 (the day yours shipped).  It is superior to what was shipped the day before, good timing :)

But on 2/28 I switched to what I call "Coke Type C" which is off the charts.  This is top grade fishscale.  No coke better than this exists.  If what I sent you was the best on SR then, just wait until you try what I'm shipping now I wouldn't be surprised if it isn't the best SR has EVER seen.

Bold claim.  That's okay, I'm one of the few vendors who have never failed to live up to their claims.

Enjoy while it lasts!

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Rumor mill / Re: h3ЯØ|n Vendors
« on: March 03, 2013, 06:58 am »
Just got some of Nod's tar in, and it is FUCKING BOMB!!!!

BEHOLD:

Hi-res: http://wyxwerboi3awzy23.onion/src/1362273769920.jpg

Holy shit, thanks!  I thought when you bought that larger order I was just making money, didn't realize I'd get free advertising.  Makes me want to buy that shit back from you! =)

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Newbie discussion / Re: Review for seller: Nod
« on: March 03, 2013, 06:48 am »
Wow guy thanks for the reviews!  I am happy to have you as customers, you are the best.

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Rumor mill / Re: Meth vendors and product reviews
« on: March 02, 2013, 03:24 am »

I thought bringing us back to the actual things that were said would remove confusion and clear things up.  Doesn't look like that's the case so I withdraw from the discussion.



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Rumor mill / Re: Meth vendors and product reviews
« on: March 02, 2013, 02:27 am »
JP,

If I read you right, the issue on your mind is that it appears from your point of view that I went from newb to expert in the blink of an eye and you find that not plausible, is that your point?

Nod

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Rumor mill / Re: Meth vendors and product reviews
« on: March 01, 2013, 09:45 pm »
Holy shit guys, I had tried to stay out of this rather than cause a big ruckus but you guys aren't letting it go.  I have been funny and positive trying to let it go but people keep telling me to address this, and in my reply to my kind comments to SS I got called a primadonna.

You've really left me no choice but to reply so here it is, even if it means I won't be selling meth here because not saying anything seems to be doing more harm than I could have ever imagined. 



Here is the original statement which was somehow blown out of proportion:

ACT 1

  * I've received an 8-ball from Kushi and Hamma' for comparison.  I'm not going to make any comment here about their product as that would be tacky and is obviously suspect.  Let's just say that I am now aware of what the competition is and am still interested in playing.

Please note I did not say "mine is best" or even imply it.    I only said was interested in being in this market.


The reality is know exactly how good mine is and where it rated against Kushi and Hamma because I did my market research before making my first post.  I've been researching this market for months.  You can ask Sniper, in early January I added him to my review team and I sent him two samples from vendors who did not make the cut in early January.  He left a review with high marks on one of these rejected sources.  I only used sniper twice because he was preoccupied with other matters that prevented him from being a regular tester.     Okay now I've said it, the meth I'm selling is the cleanest and most potent meth on SR.  Vendor says his product is the best!  Shit now I've done it huh?



Pinkman replied:

So I'm really curious, especially since you don't do it yourself, what objective measure you used that made you think you stack up well or better than the competition?

That one tiny sentence dissects down to all of this:
   1) I made a bold claim that my product is better than others   
   2) I do not do meth                                                                   
   3) Someone who doesn't do meth I am not qualified to judge   
   4) The only valid judge is an objective one             


To address those four claims point by point:

Claim 1:  I made a bold claim that my product is better than others   
Response: False.  Go see the quote above but it is clear as day I did not.  Pinkman inferred that I did.  Pinkman is not stupid, he distorted the truth to fit his agenda.

Claim 2:  I do not do meth
Response:  I have intentionally not stated whether I do meth or not because people tend to use that against you in this field.  For example if I say "yes I do heroin" it opens the door to "you are using all your product and leaving the customers crap" and other stupid attacks.  If I claim that that I do not do heroin it opens the door to "You don't know what you are talking about".  My position has therefore been to keep this private.   Once gain, Pinkman is not stupid he intentionally created misinformation as a rhetorical tool, and everybody here believed it to be true without actually checking. 

Claim 3:  Someone who doesn't do meth I am not qualified to judge   
Response:  Absurd.  There are many ways someone can judge, including not limited to asking other experts (I was doing this months ago), objective measurements (yes I have objective tests, no I'm not going to share them because of the spectacle - if you want an idea of my testing methodology look at my posts in other forums.)

Claim 4: The only valid judge is an objective one             
Response: This is false, empirical testing is crucial.  Objective tests are important too, but let's recall that I am the person who came here carrying that banner and nobody here had ever done any objective tests.  Pinkman tried to change the perception to the opposite. 


For those that don't know a troll is someone on forums who tries to bait somebody in to being your puppet, saying what you ant them to say. 

Pinkman's first post distorted what I said, fabricated a supposed fact about my drug use, created the perception that I am not qualified to make such claims, and then challenged me in a way that if I did not respond it proved his position that I am incorrect about something (ignoring for a moment that the thing I was supposedly incorrect about were words that he put in my mouth).  There is no word in existence that better describes what he did than "troll".




ACT 2

I did not call Pinkman a troll at this point, although he was undoubtedly trolling. 

Here is my reply to pinkman's trap:

I was referring to product quality actually but I'm not willing to say more because it is treading too close to something I consider tacky.  Instead I walked right up to my limit and waved.  I'll let you guys can tell each other how good my stuff is when I get around to doing something to entice you in to trying it.

Dissected:
   1) I am not willing to say more.
   2) Nobody is going to believe what I say anyway so I'll let you guys tell each other
   3) When I'm ready to I will do something to entice you to trying it (so that you can do #2)




Pinkman's reply:
Wait. So you understand right that we're not actually asking you to share your conclusions, just the process and metrics by which you determined your conclusions. That is, if you're not actually jerking our chain and this isn't just some marketing gimmick.

You were seeking earlier an objective measure by which to determine product quality. Now suddenly you've settled upon an objective measure that you've now used to size up your competition?  ???

Well that was improbably quick wasn't it?  :D

When we dissect this what it is really saying is if I don't reply:
  1) I'm jerking your chain
  2) This is a marketing gimmick
  3) This was too quick for me to determine an objective measure, and therefore I must be lying




Pinkman disrespected me by ignoring my polite refusal to say more and set up a perception where I must respond to his false intepretation of what I said or I am full of shit.   

He was trolling in his first post by distorting the truth, putting words in my mouth, and fabricating false statements but I let it slide.  But then he disrespected me by ignoring my polite refusal to say more (who here isn't pissed off when you tell somebody no and they don't take no for an answer?), he also said it appears that I was lying ("improbably quick").  Let's keep in mind all this time we are stilltalking about a statement he falsely claims I made.  Anybody who does not think THAT was trolling does not know what trolling is.

Someone put words in my mouth, wouldn't take no for an answer, misrepresented what I said to mean something else, tried to coerce me in to making a statement I told him I did not want to make, who created a totalitarian argument by which the only right answer was his.  He was trolling, I called him a troll.  What's the big deal?



Now let's get down to brass tax: What all of you really want is for me to justify that my product is better than the competition.  A few of you have said "we wont believe you anyway - not until someone we trust says it's good".   Well guess what, I agree with you and I've been saying it since the start:

I'm not going to make any comment here about their product as that would be tacky and is obviously suspect. 
I'll let you guys can tell each other how good my stuff is when I get around to doing something to entice you in to trying it.


So now what?  I know how this goes - you want me give away some product to forum members so they can review.  I'd be happy to when I'm ready, but I am not ready to yet:
I'll let you guys can tell each other how good my stuff is when I get around to doing something to entice you in to trying it.


Now that we've reviewed what as actually said, rather than what people think was said feel free to tell me what's on your mind, otherwise JP can just take the shame of being called out as a troll and we can move on. 

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