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Discussion => Security => Topic started by: pine on July 31, 2012, 07:47 pm

Title: Actual Quotes from Topix, SR's clinically retarded older brother.
Post by: pine on July 31, 2012, 07:47 pm
Sometimes security conscious folks become overly paranoid. When that happens, Topix is a tonic. To see what I mean, take a look at the following or pop over there to have a look.

I swear every word is faithfully reproduced, even the spelling mistakes. I present to you: Our competition

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"Black Tar in Sacramento"

Nor Co Tix: I have not literally 6 different connects for black ranging from alot of fair quality for a low price to right on weight of high grade for a little pricey. N o r c o t i x @ gmail take out the s p a c e s. Thanks

Nor Co Tix: I have *NOW* literally 6 connects... sorry. typo

NitroSoap    : I got with this guy. he got me great black. just fyi.

Gon831 : Would you be willing to send sample? Looking to buy through mail.
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"cocaine, ketamine, crack for sale. at very good prices"

JACK: we sale out very good top quality Coke, ketamine and crack for sale at very good prices . delivery to all places is very secure and fast. discount is granted. pills are very reputable. you can contact us via jjone92@yahoo.com
jjone92@yahoo.com

patty and sellma: il take an ounce of crack cod yeah

jacob trezise: i love cocaine and think its the best ever

djamel rabia: i love the fact thatits so cheap and i can smoke it and sniff it whenever i want to. thank you DRUGGYS!!! <3

teapot: JACK - HOW MUCH ARE YOUR CRACK PILLS?

tomaswinson: We provide the highest quality research chemicals to satisfied customers every day at great value prices. We stock 99.8% pure
powder MDPV keep you happy. We're sure you'll agree we offer the best quality cheap MDPV in the market.we are located
in shanghai and ship from here.
Below are the other research chemicals we have in stock.
methylone
methedrone
mdpv
mdma
mephedrone
am694
am2201
zz1 and zz2
rcs-4
4-fmc
4-mec
5-iai
am1220
am1221
jwh 210
jwh 250
jwh 307
jwh 370
butylone
5-meo-dalt
methoxetamine
We have some other chemicals we supply upon request and do note that delivery will be done via EMS and DHL. You can therefore
make your order by contacting us via email tomaswinson@in.com

Ketamine: Good Day sir,
I wish to find out if you are still in need of COCAINE if
your are in need of them i will supply you in and EU country of your
chose which you will not pay for any upfront payment.But first of all
i will like to know what is your occupation.I will come the and you
tested before pay for it.
Thanks
Musa
drmusa.musa@gmail.com

Boab P: Sounds like pish to me

CAMEROON ARE ALL RIP OFFS: please if anyone reads this do not buy from anyone in cameroon!!!!! they will all screw you out of your last penny.... i know i got screwed and i know a lot of people that got beat by these scammers.. and if this guy wants to prove me wrong then he should send 2 or 3 people samples and if they get them then hes strait up but when you ask for a sample they all say no no i cant do that well if you have material and you really want to sell then get some freakin feedback first... stay away from cameroon sellers they will all fu*k you out of your $$$$$

Boab P: Do you sell knock off prada copies too mate?

maj: hi take i what cocaine i need a sample then when i like ur sample we will meet in person then do good business.
 
dee83: Hiii I'm in Edinburgh and looking for some coke or wite can u help x
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And then some:
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"Morph N Pot ?"

NAT_07 : Lastnight i chopped up a morphine er pill as fine as can b and sprinkled it in a joint and I swear it was the best feeling ever! Full body buzz almost instant like IV'ng. Lasted for hrs too. Anyone else ever try this? What surprised me most was the taste. It was like a sweet green mellow flavour. Verry nice.
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So much 'wat'.

Protip: if you put in spaces, then the DEA can't "backtrace" you. Thank you Jack, I probably am "in need of cocaine" for the first time after making that discovery.

Title: Re: Actual Quotes from Topix, SR's clinically retarded older brother.
Post by: cindylove on July 31, 2012, 08:10 pm
Yeah I've been to Topix before and it's the same shit. I guess the DEA & all don't even bother to bust them because they are just too retarded. It's like busting a dude dealing behind a police station.
Title: Re: Actual Quotes from Topix, SR's clinically retarded older brother.
Post by: Delta11 on July 31, 2012, 09:18 pm
I keep hearing about Topix but never been there myself, I can't believe this place is real lol.

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maj: hi take i what cocaine i need a sample then when i like ur sample we will meet in person then do good business.
Title: Re: Actual Quotes from Topix, SR's clinically retarded older brother.
Post by: h4xx on July 31, 2012, 09:45 pm
If you're ultra paranoid remember there are complete fools selling heroin and coke on clearnet for paypal using hotmail accounts on a heavily modded US site that threatens to turn people in for posting source threads.
Title: Re: Actual Quotes from Topix, SR's clinically retarded older brother.
Post by: Vinnyg007 on July 31, 2012, 09:55 pm
Hahaha the only thing I've used topix for is trolling. You literally have to be a mongoloid to order anything from there.
Title: Re: Actual Quotes from Topix, SR's clinically retarded older brother.
Post by: pine on July 31, 2012, 09:56 pm
When I finish my SR book project, Topix will have pride of place as an example of how dreadful a contractless black market can be. I think one must remember that traditional LE agents have been faced with the citizens of Topix on a daily basis and think all drug consumers are like this. Doesn't exactly paint racing stripes on their operations, that's what happens when you get fed a biased sample on a daily basis.
Title: Re: Actual Quotes from Topix, SR's clinically retarded older brother.
Post by: Limetless on July 31, 2012, 10:03 pm
Pine you can't seriously call Topix a member of the SR family. At the most it's the spunk in the condom that was thrown away some years before SR was conceived. :P
Title: Re: Actual Quotes from Topix, SR's clinically retarded older brother.
Post by: DwarfSeeker on July 31, 2012, 10:14 pm
what are the statistics for Topix are like as far as transactions, are there any legit transactions at all?
Title: Re: Actual Quotes from Topix, SR's clinically retarded older brother.
Post by: Vinnyg007 on July 31, 2012, 10:25 pm
If Topix is the Silk Road's older brother he's the brother nobody talks about who's chained to the radiator in the basement who sticks batteries in his ass, eats nothing but french fries and tries to hump people and constantly gets everything sticky.
Title: Re: Actual Quotes from Topix, SR's clinically retarded older brother.
Post by: Limetless on July 31, 2012, 10:28 pm
If Topix is the Silk Road's older brother he's the brother nobody talks about who's chained to the radiator in the basement who sticks batteries in his ass, eats nothing but french fries and tries to hump people and constantly gets everything sticky.

So you mean that freak in the Goonies then? :P
Title: Re: Actual Quotes from Topix, SR's clinically retarded older brother.
Post by: h4xx on July 31, 2012, 10:41 pm
what are the statistics for Topix are like as far as transactions, are there any legit transactions at all?

Topix is primarily a UK market for drugs and an American/UK market for pills.
There are legit transactions but you'd be crazy to PM some guy your address or email his hotmail account. Nobody knows how to use encryption or even thinks it matters.

The seriously awful Topix method is to hand out a ton of free samples to all the craving junkies who are typically other dealers who will leave you a bad review no matter how awesome the product is. They are so dumb if your Tor IP reports you in Europe and you're selling in US they accuse you of scamming not knowing wtf tor is. "Yeah right buddy, your IP is in Scandanavia LooOL you're a scammer LooOl I'm so smrt". They also only want to pay via Paypal or in person. lol in person.

A bunch of regs there run private boards but they're typically drug addicted chavs who write eye searing threads like "IYAGIMMA TE GUBNAH FANCY THE COLA AND CHARLIE BLIMEYHELL" and always log on incredibly wasted jeapordizing everything. Enjoy

Maybe 10% of the dealers there use vac seal, rest are shipping weed in plastic bags covered in tape. Yes. It's that retarded
Title: Re: Actual Quotes from Topix, SR's clinically retarded older brother.
Post by: Vinnyg007 on August 01, 2012, 12:05 am
i fully support topix. i wish kidnapping by the evil state upon nobody, but if you're being chased by lions, it helps to have some members of your herd be slow and weak

That's a good point. If people are dumb enough to use Topix to get drugs that's an easier task for law enforcement and takes the heat off the people who aren't retarded.
Title: Re: Actual Quotes from Topix, SR's clinically retarded older brother.
Post by: pine on August 01, 2012, 12:22 am
i fully support topix. i wish kidnapping by the evil state upon nobody, but if you're being chased by lions, it helps to have some members of your herd be slow and weak

That's very true, for example if that wasn't the case I'd never be able to eat jelly beans. :)
Title: Re: Actual Quotes from Topix, SR's clinically retarded older brother.
Post by: Limetless on August 01, 2012, 12:25 am
I might set up an account on there to sell midgets and used condoms to be ironic.

Title: Re: Actual Quotes from Topix, SR's clinically retarded older brother.
Post by: Limetless on August 01, 2012, 01:35 am
I might set up an account on there to sell midgets and used condoms to be ironic.

Are you kidding? They wouldn't get the joke. You'd likely get serious offers.

Guru

Fuck it, that's just all the more reason. Someone link me please.
Title: Re: Actual Quotes from Topix, SR's clinically retarded older brother.
Post by: DrGonzoII on August 01, 2012, 01:45 am
this reminds me of the pill dealer from topix that tried coming on here making product offers without a vendors account and asking for paypal and WU.

and than, when his thread got locked he thought that he could get away with just starting another one.
He was one of the biggest tards I have seen pop up on this forum and he should be the poster child for topix

thanks for the laugh guys
Title: Re: Actual Quotes from Topix, SR's clinically retarded older brother.
Post by: Limetless on August 01, 2012, 01:51 am
http://www.topix.com/forum/drug/oxycontin/THSPBC2IIE383S7NV#lastPost

Title: Re: Actual Quotes from Topix, SR's clinically retarded older brother.
Post by: DrGonzoII on August 01, 2012, 03:16 am
priceless
Title: Re: Actual Quotes from Topix, SR's clinically retarded older brother.
Post by: Vinnyg007 on August 01, 2012, 03:25 am
That's pretty god damn funny.  ;D
Title: Re: Actual Quotes from Topix, SR's clinically retarded older brother.
Post by: thejudge on August 01, 2012, 03:27 am
priceless

oh do you suck dick for samples on topix too...
Title: Re: Actual Quotes from Topix, SR's clinically retarded older brother.
Post by: The Reverand on August 01, 2012, 03:28 am
http://www.topix.com/forum/drug/oxycontin/THSPBC2IIE383S7NV#lastPost
This is the funniest shit
Title: Re: Actual Quotes from Topix, SR's clinically retarded older brother.
Post by: DrGonzoII on August 01, 2012, 03:32 am
priceless

oh do you suck dick for samples on topix too...

no......but I do find better things to do with my time than harass people behind the safety-net of a schill account

if you got a problem with me than you should either speak up with your legit account or fuck off and die
Title: Re: Actual Quotes from Topix, SR's clinically retarded older brother.
Post by: Vinnyg007 on August 01, 2012, 03:39 am
Nobody is talking about sucking dicks here sir. We're talking about buying midgets and throwing them for sport or fucking them.
Title: Re: Actual Quotes from Topix, SR's clinically retarded older brother.
Post by: LouisCyphre on August 01, 2012, 03:02 pm
Sometimes security conscious folks become overly paranoid. When that happens, Topix is a tonic. To see what I mean, take a look at the following or pop over there to have a look.

I swear every word is faithfully reproduced, even the spelling mistakes. I present to you: Our competition

...

So much 'wat'.

Protip: if you put in spaces, then the DEA can't "backtrace" you. Thank you Jack, I probably am "in need of cocaine" for the first time after making that discovery.

Ah, now I understand your earlier references.  Topix are clearly very special.
Title: Re: Actual Quotes from Topix, SR's clinically retarded older brother.
Post by: LouisCyphre on August 01, 2012, 03:02 pm
Pine you can't seriously call Topix a member of the SR family. At the most it's the spunk in the condom that was thrown away some years before SR was conceived. :P

Continuing the analogy, it's a good case for retroactive abortion.
Title: Re: Actual Quotes from Topix, SR's clinically retarded older brother.
Post by: Limetless on August 01, 2012, 03:06 pm
What makes me laugh is how many responses my ad has got....better fan the flames.
Title: Re: Actual Quotes from Topix, SR's clinically retarded older brother.
Post by: LouisCyphre on August 01, 2012, 03:08 pm
If Topix is the Silk Road's older brother he's the brother nobody talks about who's chained to the radiator in the basement who sticks batteries in his ass, eats nothing but french fries and tries to hump people and constantly gets everything sticky.

So you mean that freak in the Goonies then? :P

Baby Ruth?

How come no parent ever questioned the fact that that film was about a bunch of kids looking for One-Eyed Willie's "hidden treasure"?
Title: Re: Actual Quotes from Topix, SR's clinically retarded older brother.
Post by: LouisCyphre on August 01, 2012, 03:11 pm
http://www.topix.com/forum/drug/oxycontin/THSPBC2IIE383S7NV#lastPost

+1  That is made of awesome!  :D
Title: Re: Actual Quotes from Topix, SR's clinically retarded older brother.
Post by: LouisCyphre on August 01, 2012, 03:20 pm
What makes me laugh is how many responses my ad has got....better fan the flames.

I just read through all the comments.  That's special.  Especially the 10th one saying he got a tracking number.
Title: Re: Actual Quotes from Topix, SR's clinically retarded older brother.
Post by: Limetless on August 01, 2012, 03:22 pm
If Topix is the Silk Road's older brother he's the brother nobody talks about who's chained to the radiator in the basement who sticks batteries in his ass, eats nothing but french fries and tries to hump people and constantly gets everything sticky.

So you mean that freak in the Goonies then? :P

Baby Ruth?

How come no parent ever questioned the fact that that film was about a bunch of kids looking for One-Eyed Willie's "hidden treasure"?

Because in the 80s everyone was a child molester. Cocaine, child molesting and power ballads.
Title: Re: Actual Quotes from Topix, SR's clinically retarded older brother.
Post by: LouisCyphre on August 01, 2012, 03:33 pm
If Topix is the Silk Road's older brother he's the brother nobody talks about who's chained to the radiator in the basement who sticks batteries in his ass, eats nothing but french fries and tries to hump people and constantly gets everything sticky.

So you mean that freak in the Goonies then? :P

Baby Ruth?

How come no parent ever questioned the fact that that film was about a bunch of kids looking for One-Eyed Willie's "hidden treasure"?

Because in the 80s everyone was a child molester. Cocaine, child molesting and power ballads.

That explains so much about the that decade.
Title: Re: Actual Quotes from Topix, SR's clinically retarded older brother.
Post by: Limetless on August 01, 2012, 03:38 pm
If you look at films like TopGun and Breakfast Club it explains a lot. You see in TopGun when Tom Cruise says his father was shot down and it wasn't explained, that's actually subtext for "My father went down my pants shot his load and my social worker never explained it to me".

Allllll in the subtext people....
Title: Re: Actual Quotes from Topix, SR's clinically retarded older brother.
Post by: LouisCyphre on August 01, 2012, 03:59 pm
If you look at films like TopGun and Breakfast Club it explains a lot. You see in TopGun when Tom Cruise says his father was shot down and it wasn't explained, that's actually subtext for "My father went down my pants shot his load and my social worker never explained it to me".

Allllll in the subtext people....

Yeees, I see it now.  Previously I had been distracted by the beack volleyball and the "you can be my wingman" come on scene between Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer.  I figured that those parts were so obvious that they couldn't manage subtlety.

Maybe Cruise will finally come clean in the planned sequel.
Title: Re: Actual Quotes from Topix, SR's clinically retarded older brother.
Post by: parabol on September 12, 2012, 11:28 pm
What I really don't get are the adds and the Facebook/Twitter accounts. I really don't get it.

SR is so safe, I give it at least 10+ more years of existing.