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Title: Could it be the FEDS knocking on my door?
Post by: 96z28dude on June 29, 2012, 01:14 am
Okay, so I live in central USA. Yesterday on Wednesday my grandpa said that two guys dressed in suits came to my house at about 9am knocking on the door and no one answered because I was sleeping. Then the next day (today) the same two guys came at the same time and were knocking on my door but I was once again asleep. I am wondering if this could be the feds or something? Maybe because I use tor? But I haven't ordered anything off of this website ever  ;D so I should be in the clear.... I have read about people getting visits from the feds on here though because of the fact that they use tor. I know people say DO NOT EVER talk to the police. So if they come to my house tomorrow and I answer (because this is really pissing me off) should I just say "lawyer" or "can I speak to my lawyer". But I don't have a lawyer  :'( But I could get a lawyer right? I'm just freakin out right now cuz I live at my moms house and I don't need to be bringing this kind of heat here. Any advice would be GREATLY appreciated. Thanks
Title: Re: Could it be the FEDS knocking on my door?
Post by: wretched on June 29, 2012, 01:17 am
They could be stopping by to make sure you've "heard the good news"
Title: Re: Could it be the FEDS knocking on my door?
Post by: wretched on June 29, 2012, 01:28 am
Also, this is an election year, and I have been solicited for political donations by teams that fit your description at least once a week lately.
Title: Re: Could it be the FEDS knocking on my door?
Post by: Limetless on June 29, 2012, 01:30 am
It was me, I'm visiting all SR members individually to get feedback....LOL....joke

If you haven't ordered anything you haven't got anything to be worried about mate, probably the God-Squad.
Title: Re: Could it be the FEDS knocking on my door?
Post by: Limetless on June 29, 2012, 02:00 am
If the knock on the door is followed by the sound of your door getting rammed open and a flash grenade blowing up in your living room, then yes it is the Feds.

OR someone playing a very nasty practical joke. :P
Title: Re: Could it be the FEDS knocking on my door?
Post by: deliric on June 29, 2012, 02:22 am
lmao +1 everybody in this thread =)
Title: Re: Could it be the FEDS knocking on my door?
Post by: DomesticShrooms on June 29, 2012, 03:16 am
Fucking mormons
Title: Re: Could it be the FEDS knocking on my door?
Post by: winterland77 on June 29, 2012, 03:21 am
Fucking mormons

YES! if they have nametags on and they show up on bicycles, they are missionaries serving for the LDS religion. I live in Utah, so they're everywhere!  ;D
Title: Re: Could it be the FEDS knocking on my door?
Post by: 96z28dude on June 29, 2012, 04:59 am
They show up in a car though. And they sat in my driveway for 15 minutes! I'm just kind of freakin out... I recently ordered 50 grams of 4-mec for a friend off of a website but it is legal in the USA so I don't know wtf the feds would want to ask me.
Title: Re: Could it be the FEDS knocking on my door?
Post by: deliric on June 29, 2012, 05:13 am
Just make some coffee and go over to them and ask them "Would you like some coffee officers? I imagine it must be exhausting to sit in my driveway all day."
Title: Re: Could it be the FEDS knocking on my door?
Post by: brutusk on June 29, 2012, 05:38 am
all joking aside, it is not illegal to use TOR, so no, if they are feds that wouldn't be why they are there. If you had a package intercepted, you would likely get a love letter - lots of threads in the forum on this. Really, if it was me i would clean house, and if they show up again tell them to quit bothering you. Don't let them in, don't talk to them.It's probably bible thumpers. LEO wouldn't keep showing up hoping that maybe they could catch you at home, at least not in my neck of the woods.
Title: Re: Could it be the FEDS knocking on my door?
Post by: Skippy_Jif on June 29, 2012, 06:09 am
Answer the door and politely tell them the truth. You're a closet homosexual that uses tor to surf gay porn and the reason you haven't answered the door is because you like federal agent #1's partner and have been spanking it in your bedroom window while they sit in their car.
Title: Re: Could it be the FEDS knocking on my door?
Post by: brutusk on June 29, 2012, 06:14 am
Answer the door and politely tell them the truth. You're a closet homosexual that uses tor to surf gay porn and the reason you haven't answered the door is because you like federal agent #1's partner and have been spanking it in your bedroom window while they sit in their car.

+1 for that, made me laugh out loud :P
Title: Re: Could it be the FEDS knocking on my door?
Post by: Limetless on June 29, 2012, 06:39 am
Answer the door and politely tell them the truth. You're a closet homosexual that uses tor to surf gay porn and the reason you haven't answered the door is because you like federal agent #1's partner and have been spanking it in your bedroom window while they sit in their car.

Lol funny fucker. :P That's good shit.
Title: Re: Could it be the FEDS knocking on my door?
Post by: LouisCyphre on June 29, 2012, 07:12 am
Answer the door and politely tell them the truth. You're a closet homosexual that uses tor to surf gay porn and the reason you haven't answered the door is because you like federal agent #1's partner and have been spanking it in your bedroom window while they sit in their car.

That is pure gold!  :D

Actually, having a (non-SR) computer in the living room running Tor to just look at random shit and with one tab open to the aforementioned gay porn (or other excuse) would be good general cover.  Analysing an Internet connection for Tor packets won't be able to tell what that content is and probably won't be able to see that multiple systems are running it if you're using NAT.
Title: Re: Could it be the FEDS knocking on my door?
Post by: souledout on June 29, 2012, 08:38 am
reported any UFOs recently ?
Title: Re: Could it be the FEDS knocking on my door?
Post by: 96z28dude on June 29, 2012, 11:35 am
I think its the feds or the marshals honestly. It just doesn't make sense to me why they would want to talk to me about anything. If they thought that I was up to something illegal I would think that they would want to catch me in the act. I'm gonna be so pissed if its the Mormons or something like that  >:( the reason I don't think its the Mormons is because they wouldn't drive to my house 2 days in a row and only my house. I don't know... this just isn't making any sense to me. If it is the feds and they start asking crazy questions I'm just gonna say "I respectfully decline your questions until my lawyer is present".  It's not like they can hold me in the police station forever because they think that I'm doing something illegal, they have to catch me in the act and arrest me. They aren't just going to come up to my house dressed up in a nice suit and be like "oh hello sir, we are with the FBI and we think that you are doing whatever, we need you to come down for questioning". Bottom line is if it's the feds I'm not answering a damn question until I get a lawyer in there  8)
Title: Re: Could it be the FEDS knocking on my door?
Post by: winterland77 on June 29, 2012, 03:34 pm
hey man i remember i had missionaries (the mormons) knocking on my door every single day for three weeks straight. usually what they do is they are stationed to a specific location, in this sense, where you live. what they do is go door to door talking to people about God and Joseph Smith and all the shit they believe in. and they basically just try to convert you, or at least get a donation. see if they go to your neighbors' houses at all. hope this helps and you can be a little more mellow about the situation!
cheers
Title: Re: Could it be the FEDS knocking on my door?
Post by: Skippy_Jif on June 29, 2012, 04:19 pm
Remember, if they had any concrete evidence on you wouldn't be around talking to us. Incase your paranoia is correct be calm. If they ask you ANY QUESTIONS quickly ask them if you're being arrested. If not, tell them to give you their card and you will have your attorney call them.

Don't be a dick. Don't be scared. And if you repeat what I said(even the gay joke) you will be shutting the door in no time and then you can plan your next move. Be smart. Not a statistic.
Title: Re: Could it be the FEDS knocking on my door?
Post by: anonaddict on June 30, 2012, 04:44 am
So were they there to preach the good word to you or take you to fuck me in the ass federal prison. Just remember DENY DENY DENY. 8)
Title: Re: Could it be the FEDS knocking on my door?
Post by: brutusk on June 30, 2012, 05:13 am
I think its the feds or the marshals honestly. It just doesn't make sense to me why they would want to talk to me about anything. If they thought that I was up to something illegal I would think that they would want to catch me in the act. I'm gonna be so pissed if its the Mormons or something like that  >:( the reason I don't think its the Mormons is because they wouldn't drive to my house 2 days in a row and only my house. I don't know... this just isn't making any sense to me. If it is the feds and they start asking crazy questions I'm just gonna say "I respectfully decline your questions until my lawyer is present".  It's not like they can hold me in the police station forever because they think that I'm doing something illegal, they have to catch me in the act and arrest me. They aren't just going to come up to my house dressed up in a nice suit and be like "oh hello sir, we are with the FBI and we think that you are doing whatever, we need you to come down for questioning". Bottom line is if it's the feds I'm not answering a damn question until I get a lawyer in there  8)

Watch the video about how the FBI operates from Attorney Harvey Silverglate:

Protect Yourself from FBI Manipulation

Learn how the FBI can manipulate what you say and use it against you, and how to prevent them from doing so! With civil liberties and civil rights attorney Harvey Silverglate.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgDsbjAYXcQ

After you've watched the Silverglate video, watch the video, "Don't talk to the police".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wXkI4t7nuc

Professor Duane lays it all out -- Don't EVER talk to the police. Nothing good (from your perspective) can ever come of it.

Guru

nice shit, thanks
Title: Re: Could it be the FEDS knocking on my door?
Post by: brutusk on June 30, 2012, 05:15 am
hey man i remember i had missionaries (the mormons) knocking on my door every single day for three weeks straight. usually what they do is they are stationed to a specific location, in this sense, where you live. what they do is go door to door talking to people about God and Joseph Smith and all the shit they believe in. and they basically just try to convert you, or at least get a donation. see if they go to your neighbors' houses at all. hope this helps and you can be a little more mellow about the situation!
cheers

I was hounded by some JWs once, same thing, they kept coming back. I finally posted a note on the door that said NO RELIGIOUS SOLICITNG, only then did they go away.
Title: Re: Could it be the FEDS knocking on my door?
Post by: Skippy_Jif on June 30, 2012, 05:22 am
Don't worry OP fedral prison has a tor based drug network in prison. How it works:

You're blindfolded while an ANONYMOUS guy offers you drugs.

You accept. He requires you to FE(same as some vendors on SR).

You agree

He then pulls down your pants and fucks you in the ass. Unfortunately with this type of tor network the CODERS leave open back doors exposing your security. This is generally when other ANONS come in and get in on the deal.

Afterwards you get drugs and can leave feedback with warden(usually doesn't matter)

Be careful however. There are TonyScammers that require FE and don't give drugs.

Good luck!
Title: Re: Could it be the FEDS knocking on my door?
Post by: anonaddict on June 30, 2012, 05:45 am
Don't worry OP fedral prison has a tor based drug network in prison. How it works:

You're blindfolded while an ANONYMOUS guy offers you drugs.

You accept. He requires you to FE(same as some vendors on SR).

You agree

He then pulls down your pants and fucks you in the ass. Unfortunately with this type of tor network the CODERS leave open back doors exposing your security. This is generally when other ANONS come in and get in on the deal.

Afterwards you get drugs and can leave feedback with warden(usually doesn't matter)

Be careful however. There are TonyScammers that require FE and don't give drugs.

Good luck!

Mad I needed a good laugh.

Thank You For That
Title: Re: Could it be the FEDS knocking on my door?
Post by: deliric on July 02, 2012, 05:11 am
I think its the feds or the marshals honestly. It just doesn't make sense to me why they would want to talk to me about anything. If they thought that I was up to something illegal I would think that they would want to catch me in the act. I'm gonna be so pissed if its the Mormons or something like that  >:( the reason I don't think its the Mormons is because they wouldn't drive to my house 2 days in a row and only my house. I don't know... this just isn't making any sense to me. If it is the feds and they start asking crazy questions I'm just gonna say "I respectfully decline your questions until my lawyer is present".  It's not like they can hold me in the police station forever because they think that I'm doing something illegal, they have to catch me in the act and arrest me. They aren't just going to come up to my house dressed up in a nice suit and be like "oh hello sir, we are with the FBI and we think that you are doing whatever, we need you to come down for questioning". Bottom line is if it's the feds I'm not answering a damn question until I get a lawyer in there  8)

Screw them, they can't touch you :)
Title: Re: Could it be the FEDS knocking on my door?
Post by: klaw239 on July 02, 2012, 06:30 am
They can't manipulate jack shit  anyone says if people just keep their mouth shut and wait for an attorney. While they makes their threats and LIE about what evidence they have against and who  spilled the beans on you  and how your mom or  dad already talked just  sit there and and sing your favorite song to your self or hum the love boat theme out load and keep looking at your watch and  ask where your attorney is.

All jokes aside OP. make sure you are encrypted ok  and  don't share with your friends your knowledge of  SR.  Your best friend one day might be your worst enemy the next. If you are that worried.  destroy your harddrive and your nic cause of its MAC address   the whole damn  motherboard if its onboard NIC  and  set up a wireless network and leave it open. Should they have anything on you    mac address   IP address point of origin  etc..etc   it can not be used against you if you are not in possession of those items and while   open network illegal activity is not a defensible argument in court    from the sounds of it all if you  do this all  or even if you don't  I would say you are worried over nothing but better to be safe than sorry 
Title: Re: Could it be the FEDS knocking on my door?
Post by: wakannabi on July 02, 2012, 08:49 am
i dunno if someone already said this but....  if you are worried about it....

usually the FEDS do not knock.
Title: Re: Could it be the FEDS knocking on my door?
Post by: Kappacino on July 02, 2012, 09:13 am
Them saying "we know you've been using Tor".. is a tactic to get you to admit that you use/know what Tor is.

They know fuck all. They don't know that you use tor, or this site.

It's probably not even the police.

Why would they turn up at the house of a guy that just uses tor? Even people as dumb as the old federals have got better priorities than that
Title: Re: Could it be the FEDS knocking on my door?
Post by: wakannabi on July 02, 2012, 09:58 am
Them saying "we know you've been using Tor".. is a tactic to get you to admit that you use/know what Tor is.

They know fuck all. They don't know that you use tor, or this site.

It's probably not even the police.

Why would they turn up at the house of a guy that just uses tor? Even people as dumb as the old federals have got better priorities than that

they would not.

they don't walk around like local police asking for info or trying to make u to admit shit. Usually if they let you know they are on to you they have a lot of incriminating evidences and a lot of stuff to put you off business.
Just think about it...
If you are dealing a lot of drugs and have a little bit of a brain and in some way you realize that the Feds are on to you you would Stop what you were doing and clean your house. Do you really think they are that stupid and give free time like that?
Title: Re: Could it be the FEDS knocking on my door?
Post by: wretched on July 02, 2012, 07:10 pm
They could be stopping by to make sure you've "heard the good news"

I was wired when that happened to me (I was living in condo development at the time) that my friend was ready to delay they while I flushed the kilos.  About 6 hours later at night, we hang-dropped from the second story window and did a recon.

Having seen nothing out of the ordinary, we returned to the condo and there is a paper in the door and I am thinking oh WTH could this be.  "Welcome to the Jehovah Witnesses" and a Watch Tower mag.

Had they come back the next day, I may have very well punched them both in the hall way.  What the mind can do to you.

PK

In my early 20s, I had a t-shirt with the intel logo that said "Satan Inside" that I bought specifically to wear when they came around (they were everywhere in the town where I grew up) I would always invite them in to make them uncomfortable.

and my favorite quote from the TV show House was "If you're here to sell religion, you're too late, I bought some Islam this morning"
Title: Re: Could it be the FEDS knocking on my door?
Post by: DeadHead84 on July 03, 2012, 12:48 am
Lol the paranoia is hilarious around here!
Title: Re: Could it be the FEDS knocking on my door?
Post by: LouisCyphre on July 03, 2012, 10:12 am
Lol the paranoia is hilarious around here!

Except we haven't heard an update from the OP yet, so we don't know if he was being paranoid or not.
Title: Re: Could it be the FEDS knocking on my door?
Post by: MaxxOut on July 03, 2012, 06:04 pm
If the knock on the door is followed by the sound of your door getting rammed open and a flash grenade blowing up in your living room, then yes it is the Feds.

LMFAO
Title: Re: Could it be the FEDS knocking on my door?
Post by: Nunya on July 06, 2012, 01:15 am
Answer the door - maybe it is Publisher Clearninghouse Sweepstakes!  And if so, remember us here!  :P
Title: Re: Could it be the FEDS knocking on my door?
Post by: the renegade on July 06, 2012, 01:48 am
Great thread.   8)

It makes me chuckle the level of paranoia some people have, no offense to anyone who harbours extreme paranoia.  A little research and logical thinking eliminates a great deal of being sketched out.  Maybes it's my it's my experience and age that make me feel seasoned in the game...

If only I knew then what I know now. SMH  :D

Title: Re: Could it be the FEDS knocking on my door?
Post by: brutusk on July 07, 2012, 05:46 pm
Great thread.   8)

It makes me chuckle the level of paranoia some people have, no offense to anyone who harbours extreme paranoia.  A little research and logical thinking eliminates a great deal of being sketched out.  Maybes it's my it's my experience and age that make me feel seasoned in the game...

If only I knew then what I know now. SMH  :D

My thoughts exactly. If you act guilty people will think you're guilty. Simple enough. Don't act guilty.
Title: Re: Could it be the FEDS knocking on my door?
Post by: anonaddict on July 07, 2012, 06:36 pm
Yea I have to come back here and read the thread from time to time just to get a good laugh.

Not too sure who was knocking on his door but he wants to buy a huge shipment of RC's

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=29710.msg330200#msg330200

so I guess it was Mormons of Jehovah witnesses.
Title: Re: Could it be the FEDS knocking on my door?
Post by: 96z28dude on July 07, 2012, 07:51 pm
Yea I have to come back here and read the thread from time to time just to get a good laugh.

Not too sure who was knocking on his door but he wants to buy a huge shipment of RC's

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=29710.msg330200#msg330200

so I guess it was Mormons of Jehovah witnesses.

lol yeah haha Idk who was knocking on my door, but they never came back, so I guess it was Mormons or some asshole trying to sell shit haha
Title: Re: Could it be the FEDS knocking on my door?
Post by: Skippy_Jif on July 08, 2012, 01:58 am
Cannot OP! That was Are delivery service they just started. You should've answered the door! You'll never get your drugs now.
Title: Re: Could it be the FEDS knocking on my door?
Post by: Duckman on July 08, 2012, 04:40 pm

They could be Jehovah's witnesses!

Two men in suits knock on the door, the only possible explanation is that this is the FBI, no other human beings wear suits and knock on doors.

Really?

Your response that day.

I don't think Jehovah's witnesses would come to my house 2 days in a row at the exact same time and only my house! Not my neighbors house or anyone elses... only mine. Kinda weird.

Your latest response.


lol yeah haha Idk who was knocking on my door, but they never came back, so I guess it was Mormons or some asshole trying to sell shit haha


Can you see just how paranoid you were?
Title: Re: Could it be the FEDS knocking on my door?
Post by: Skippy_Jif on July 08, 2012, 05:15 pm
I figured he said exactly what I suggested and the guys ended up being a butt raping cult(possibly the gay mormons) and they took him away for a few days.

Its the only way to explain his absence.
Title: Re: Could it be the FEDS knocking on my door?
Post by: 96z28dude on July 08, 2012, 06:38 pm
Yeah I was definitely paranoid haha but I had every reason to be honestly. I had a LOT of stuff in here that I moved to my buddys place and left there for a week and the people never came back.... I was pissed
Title: Re: Could it be the FEDS knocking on my door?
Post by: wattle_pilot333 on July 08, 2012, 07:11 pm
but what if they were FED's posing as Mormons?    ;D

Title: Re: Could it be the FEDS knocking on my door?
Post by: dreamrgurl1 on July 08, 2012, 09:24 pm
I vote no x file type feds in briefcases waiting for you, to take you into the unknown. Buy your drugs from SR. it sounds like you were completely tweaked..staring out a corner of a blind thinking they are coming for you...when they are just wondering who this guy in his underwear and shotgun is that keeps "secretly" watching them. I actually take back order from SR because if you are so paranoid just from downloading Tor, you might start shooting up the block if you start tweaking about ordering on here. LOL this post is too silly. I feel bad for you..but i really think it's a very bad trip..
Title: Re: Could it be the FEDS knocking on my door?
Post by: Skippy_Jif on July 08, 2012, 10:12 pm
I say nay.

It was a reverse tweak. The two people got high and decided to park in your driveway and look at you through their car window to satisfy their paranoia. It's the new fad.
Title: Re: Could it be the FEDS knocking on my door?
Post by: Duckman on July 08, 2012, 10:55 pm
Yeah I was definitely paranoid haha but I had every reason to be honestly. I had a LOT of stuff in here that I moved to my buddys place and left there for a week and the people never came back.... I was pissed

You live with your mom, realistically you couldn't have that much.

If it had a high $ value then you would have your own place by now.

If it were a physically large setup your mom would have spotted it by now.

You also said, in a previous post, that you didnt have anything in the house.
Title: Re: Could it be the FEDS knocking on my door?
Post by: DeadRa7 on July 09, 2012, 07:11 am
Maybe he was just saying he didn't have anything in the house to throw off any LE that could have been monitoring this while the two guys in the suits we're gearing up to probe his massive paraphernalia collection?

I don't even know if that makes sense, i'm stoned as a mothafuck right now
Title: Re: Could it be the FEDS knocking on my door?
Post by: sage on July 09, 2012, 02:53 pm
I say nay.

It was a reverse tweak. The two people got high and decided to park in your driveway and look at you through their car window to satisfy their paranoia. It's the new fad.

That's the best thing I've read all day.  Silk Road is great, not only is there no awkward "hang out with your dealer at his place for a while to avoid suspicion" time built in to every transaction, but a good number of the vendors on here are funny ass motherfuckers who I wish I could hang with IRL.
Title: Re: Could it be the FEDS knocking on my door?
Post by: TheChef0804 on July 09, 2012, 10:03 pm
Watch the video about how the FBI operates from Attorney Harvey Silverglate:

Protect Yourself from FBI Manipulation

Learn how the FBI can manipulate what you say and use it against you, and how to prevent them from doing so! With civil liberties and civil rights attorney Harvey Silverglate.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgDsbjAYXcQ

After you've watched the Silverglate video, watch the video, "Don't talk to the police".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wXkI4t7nuc

Professor Duane lays it all out -- Don't EVER talk to the police. Nothing good (from your perspective) can ever come of it.

Guru
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Bro,
Thank you so much for opening my eyes to the idea of talking to the police. I really appreciate the links. For those of you who haven't seen these you should watch them immediately! Thanks again!