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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: JimPooley on June 28, 2012, 01:56 pm

Title: Can you talk more shit than POOLEY?
Post by: JimPooley on June 28, 2012, 01:56 pm
Aussies will really only get this, but how fucking AWSEOME is snot-block?

Custard tarts are ok, but if you want your gut full of sugary shit, SNOT-BLOCK for breakky!!!
Title: Re: Can you talk more shit than POOLEY?
Post by: ExtraSheets on June 28, 2012, 02:05 pm
I know not what "SNOT-BLOCK" is...

But I must obtain it...
Title: Re: Can you talk more shit than POOLEY?
Post by: JimPooley on June 28, 2012, 02:09 pm
Vanilla Slice... Yes my friend, when you obtain Snot-Block, you WILL thank me!!!

Thick set custard, wedged between flaky pastry and topped with thick, sticky icing (frosting)!

Title: Re: Can you talk more shit than POOLEY?
Post by: ExtraSheets on June 28, 2012, 02:19 pm
... FUCK YOU!!  :P

I NEED IT!

We have nothing like that here! Just fucked up ice cream and tasteless sugar cookies everywhere!
Title: Re: Can you talk more shit than POOLEY?
Post by: LouisCyphre on June 28, 2012, 04:32 pm
Quote from: JimPooley on June 28, 2012, 02:09 pm
Vanilla Slice... Yes my friend, when you obtain Snot-Block, you WILL thank me!!!

Thick set custard, wedged between flaky pastry and topped with thick, sticky icing (frosting)!

Piffle!  I'll see your vanilla slice and raise you: Tim Tams!
Title: Re: Can you talk more shit than POOLEY?
Post by: JimPooley on June 28, 2012, 11:02 pm
oooh... dang... I think we may have reached an impasse... I'm prepared to admit Timmies are righteous, but I just can't elevate 'em above The Snotty!



NEW HAND - Steak, cheese and Bacon pie! not Mrs. Macs or other mass produced nonsense, but the real deal, bakery fresh job!
Title: Re: Can you talk more shit than POOLEY?
Post by: LouisCyphre on June 29, 2012, 06:45 am
Quote from: JimPooley on June 28, 2012, 11:02 pm
oooh... dang... I think we may have reached an impasse... I'm prepared to admit Timmies are righteous, but I just can't elevate 'em above The Snotty!

Well, it's all personal taste.  A true artist in the kitchen can bring us all to our knees.

Quote from: JimPooley on June 28, 2012, 11:02 pm
NEW HAND - Steak, cheese and Bacon pie! not Mrs. Macs or other mass produced nonsense, but the real deal, bakery fresh job!

God damn!  Now you're making me hungry ... but let's see, how about fresh rabbit pie.  If your tastes are a little richer, then venison.
Title: Re: Can you talk more shit than POOLEY?
Post by: Skippy_Jif on June 29, 2012, 06:56 am
Pffffttt...Give me 2 fat chicks ridden with diabetes stuffed with a crate of nutella between them and then smother that trainwreck with custard and you got yourself a pre-breakfast snack! I forgot to mention, add a few sprinkles, whip cream and a cherry and this treat is ready to eat.

Don't even get me started on dinner dessert.....
Title: Re: Can you talk more shit than POOLEY?
Post by: JimPooley on July 04, 2012, 03:40 am
Never tried thr Rabbit pie, but I did grab a croc and roo pie from a bakery in Bourke... The only thing I didn't like was the aspic/jelly filling instead of proper gravy!

Shiraz and Cracked pepper Ice Cream!
Title: Re: Can you talk more shit than POOLEY?
Post by: Vinnyg007 on July 04, 2012, 03:48 am
What in the fuck kinda glibbity-glop Willy Wanka deserts do you guys have over there? Snozberries is code for dicks by the way. The snozberries taste like dicks.
Title: Re: Can you talk more shit than POOLEY?
Post by: Limetless on July 04, 2012, 03:54 am
Have a fucking caramel slice.
Title: Re: Can you talk more shit than POOLEY?
Post by: purenectar on July 04, 2012, 04:18 am
Peach cobbler with fresh vanilla bean ice cream.

Yup.
Title: Re: Can you talk more shit than POOLEY?
Post by: JimPooley on July 04, 2012, 04:28 am
Quote from: Limetless on July 04, 2012, 03:54 am
Have a fucking caramel slice.

Pedestrian! NOTHING beats snot block and I'll go punch-ons in its honor!!! Things come close, but nothing'll ever beat it!

slow, bbq-roast lamb leg and fire potato...
Title: Re: Can you talk more shit than POOLEY?
Post by: JimPooley on July 04, 2012, 04:35 am
I'll stop eating dick if you stop eating dick!

Timtam butt-slamm - SNOT BLOCK RULES!
Title: Re: Can you talk more shit than POOLEY?
Post by: LouisCyphre on July 04, 2012, 06:42 am
Quote from: JimPooley on July 04, 2012, 03:40 am
Never tried thr Rabbit pie, but I did grab a croc and roo pie from a bakery in Bourke... The only thing I didn't like was the aspic/jelly filling instead of proper gravy!

Crocodile and kangaroo are both delicious, but I'm not sure how well they'd work together.  I guess the only way to be sure would be to try it.
Title: Re: Can you talk more shit than POOLEY?
Post by: JimPooley on July 04, 2012, 12:12 pm
The bakery in Bourke had a squilion different "variety" pies! I tried the croc and roo, and the Emu pie.

But I still reckon that bakery with the "worlds biggest rolling pin" on its roof has the best beef pie... Albury if I remember rightly...
Title: Re: Can you talk more shit than POOLEY?
Post by: BanWork on July 04, 2012, 02:06 pm
You fruity Australians and your delicate pastry.  ;)
Here in rugged yet handsome man-country we eat Black pudding for breakfast, lunch, dinner and desert... nothing like congealed pigs blood to but hair on your chest.  ;D