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Title: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: Skippy_Jif on June 26, 2012, 09:17 pm
I am debuting as a new seller on the road tonight. Id like to know some of the most stealthy methods practiced by vendors active or old members.

I don't want to step on any ones' toes. I just want to practice the best shipping method so all my packages reach their destination.

Thanks ahead of time for the advice. I'm looking forward to this adventure!
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: chiefrogan on June 26, 2012, 10:50 pm
do some research who the best stealthy vendors are

order from them and analyze how they package

fucking profit
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: Zero Gravity on June 26, 2012, 11:13 pm
I think German Express has the best stealth shipping method!
His packages was so stealth that not even the Costumers can fount them!
greets Zero Gravity
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: zubic09 on June 27, 2012, 02:25 am
Exactly as chief said, do your research and order from vendors who's packaging is highly regarded by the community. It also depends on where you are shipping from/to.

Personally, my favorite stealth package from overseas comes from reich. 8)

good luck,
Z
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: 34tuforlunch on June 27, 2012, 08:51 am
I am also a vendor and made a thread like this when I started and got flamed like crazy, people on silkroad generally scream LE as soon as you ask to share info.
My best advice would to order from a few vendors that are known for their packaging. Other then then I recommend vacuum sealing and using mylar bags. Also make sure you keep all your shipping supplies in a very clean room, if you are a weeds smoker I recomment smoking very far away from your packaging stuff.
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: Knomo on June 27, 2012, 08:58 am
I think German Express has the best stealth shipping method!
His packages was so stealth that not even the Costumers can fount them!

I think you confuse with BoyMaster, GE's packaging was quite sloppy tbh :P BoyMaster had me puzzled for a moment, "wtf is this? I didn't order anything like this"  :D

Exactly as chief said, do your research and order from vendors who's packaging is highly regarded by the community. It also depends on where you are shipping from/to.

Personally, my favorite stealth package from overseas comes from reich. 8)

good luck,
Z

Yes, Reich's packaging is awesome. I ordered normal package and shit was stealthy as fuck. I read his 'stealth' packaging is off the chart.
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: Zero Gravity on June 27, 2012, 10:56 am


I think you confuse with BoyMaster, GE's packaging was quite sloppy tbh :P BoyMaster had me puzzled for a moment, "wtf is this? I didn't order anything like this"  :D


No i mean his last Packages, that ones that was so "stealth" that not even the Buyers can find it!
Me either, i looked every Day in my Mailbox, but i didnt found it, but he has sayd to me, that he had send it "Yesterday"!
So see, very stealth !!!
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: Knomo on June 27, 2012, 11:34 am


I think you confuse with BoyMaster, GE's packaging was quite sloppy tbh :P BoyMaster had me puzzled for a moment, "wtf is this? I didn't order anything like this"  :D


No i mean his last Packages, that ones that was so "stealth" that not even the Buyers can find it!
Me either, i looked every Day in my Mailbox, but i didnt found it, but he has sayd to me, that he had send it "Yesterday"!
So see, very stealth !!!

Lol! +1

Didn't think about it that way :P
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: mito on June 27, 2012, 01:46 pm
No stealth packaging, no matter how ingenious and pro it is, will hide goodies from an x-ray scan, right?

It's only good for that quick visual inspection when envelope/package is opened.
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: aya on June 27, 2012, 01:54 pm
I would also say packages that you can open and find some kind of product but no drugs. So when customs or your mommy or whoever is to open them because they are too curious they find something weird but no drugs. So the drugs should be hidden very well.

I'm also for GE's packaging methods, soo good that you cannot even find them in your mailbox ::)
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: oscarzululondon on June 27, 2012, 05:41 pm
No stealth packaging, no matter how ingenious and pro it is, will hide goodies from an x-ray scan, right?

There are ways to hide goodies from x-ray scans, but they aren't worth it for small amounts, only worth it when sending kilo's of a substance.
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: mito on June 27, 2012, 09:36 pm
I am also a vendor and made a thread like this when I started and got flamed like crazy, people on silkroad generally scream LE as soon as you ask to share info.
My best advice would to order from a few vendors that are known for their packaging. Other then then I recommend vacuum sealing and using mylar bags. Also make sure you keep all your shipping supplies in a very clean room, if you are a weeds smoker I recomment smoking very far away from your packaging stuff.

You're packing is really awesome!  Nice work.
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: BillGates on June 28, 2012, 04:34 am
There are ways to hide goodies from x-ray scans, but they aren't worth it for small amounts, only worth it when sending kilo's of a substance.

how complicated are these ways? I think its worth it if you can lift your success rate up
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: oscarzululondon on June 28, 2012, 03:15 pm
There are ways to hide goodies from x-ray scans, but they aren't worth it for small amounts, only worth it when sending kilo's of a substance.

how complicated are these ways? I think its worth it if you can lift your success rate up

Not complicated, not even expensive, just slightly messy and a bit time consuming but very successful.
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: BuddhaNature on June 28, 2012, 03:21 pm
I'm interested in improving my stealth... I think it's pretty obvious that I'm not LE.

If anyone is willing to help me out, please PM.   ;D
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: mito on June 28, 2012, 04:37 pm
Speaking of stealth methods and dog sniffing, would a dog detect a baggie of coke/weed/herion or whatever if it's inside a cloth that was soaked in ammonia?

I know dogs hate ammonia.
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: kryptoz on June 28, 2012, 05:02 pm
Speaking of stealth methods and dog sniffing, would a dog detect a baggie of coke/weed/herion or whatever if it's inside a cloth that was soaked in ammonia?

I know dogs hate ammonia.

The dog would most likely show signs of not liking the smell, ie backing away or doing something out of the ordinary, and in that case the handler may get suspicious. You aren't just trying to hide it from just the dogs here, but the handler as well ;)
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: oscarzululondon on June 28, 2012, 05:13 pm
Speaking of stealth methods and dog sniffing, would a dog detect a baggie of coke/weed/herion or whatever if it's inside a cloth that was soaked in ammonia?

I know dogs hate ammonia.

No it wouldn't hide the smell, the dog would just smell both things. You can't hide a smell from a dog by using another strong smell, they aren't dumb like us humans. Think how bombarded their sensitive noses must be all day every day in our world, yet they can still differentiate subtle smells.

Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: gman00 on June 28, 2012, 05:42 pm
iv ordered from anarcho47, mr yellow, and buldog . they all arived fine and dandy but buldogs stealth packaging was by far the best you should check it out. as its not a good idea to give packaging info away on the forum lol im awaiting order from maxhavelarr for some caramello should be nice :) gman00
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: kryptoz on June 28, 2012, 06:08 pm
iv ordered from anarcho47, mr yellow, and buldog . they all arived fine and dandy but buldogs stealth packaging was by far the best you should check it out. as its not a good idea to give packaging info away on the forum lol im awaiting order from maxhavelarr for some caramello should be nice :) gman00

OT: Buldog has also had many complains surrounding him, be careful
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: buldogTvb on June 28, 2012, 10:49 pm
iv ordered from anarcho47, mr yellow, and buldog . they all arived fine and dandy but buldogs stealth packaging was by far the best you should check it out. as its not a good idea to give packaging info away on the forum lol im awaiting order from maxhavelarr for some caramello should be nice :) gman00
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has all of my clients, my account has been tampered with, BULDOG will return tomorrow with a new account: (THEbuldog) for those with 6 outstanding orders will be shipped Saturday, tomorrow evening, the time to get the btc, I'll open the new profile, customers who have outstanding orders can contact me at my new profile that will become the seller as of tomorrow, in the meantime you can send any pm, BULDOG is the number 1 and did not scam anyone, thanks to all my clients, I love you  ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: buldogTvb on June 28, 2012, 10:57 pm
iv ordered from anarcho47, mr yellow, and buldog . they all arived fine and dandy but buldogs stealth packaging was by far the best you should check it out. as its not a good idea to give packaging info away on the forum lol im awaiting order from maxhavelarr for some caramello should be nice :) gman00

OT: Buldog has also had many complains surrounding him, be careful
  >:(
heyyyyyyy, my customers know who to trust and truly BULDOG are assholes like you and throw mud, do not make mistakes in speaking and I do not know you do not appoint more than the name BULDOG idiot.
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: wretched on June 28, 2012, 11:11 pm
VERY simple. put drugs in envelope and mark "NOT DRUGS" clearly on the outside......I actually wonder if that would work at least once before they caught on.
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: JimPooley on June 28, 2012, 11:22 pm
VERY simple. put drugs in envelope and mark "NOT DRUGS" clearly on the outside......I actually wonder if that would work at least once before they caught on.

Inspirational stuff!

Reckon if you wrote "DO NOT OPEN" on it too, you might get it through 2 times?
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: wretched on June 28, 2012, 11:24 pm
the "DO NOT OPEN" thing is in the FBI profiling guide if I recall, but I don't remember seeing "NOT DRUGS" listed in their criteria
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: kryptoz on June 28, 2012, 11:31 pm
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heyyyyyyy, my customers know who to trust and truly BULDOG are assholes like you and throw mud, do not make mistakes in speaking and I do not know you do not appoint more than the name BULDOG idiot.

Lol, don't be so butthurt, all I said was becareful, I said nothing else, if you have a problem, I really don't care lol.
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: souledout on June 28, 2012, 11:37 pm
the "DO NOT OPEN" thing is in the FBI profiling guide if I recall, but I don't remember seeing "NOT DRUGS" listed in their criteria


CAUTION... contains anthrax


might work ?
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: buldogTvb on June 28, 2012, 11:40 pm
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heyyyyyyy, my customers know who to trust and truly BULDOG are assholes like you and throw mud, do not make mistakes in speaking and I do not know you do not appoint more than the name BULDOG idiot.

Lol, don't be so butthurt, all I said was becareful, I said nothing else, if you have a problem, I really don't care lol.

I'm not interested in you for sure asshole
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: wretched on June 28, 2012, 11:42 pm
Seriously, though, I think someone should try it out. ship a bit of table salt in a vac sealed pack in an envelope with "NOT DRUGS" on the outside with tracking, and follow what happens in route.
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: Skippy_Jif on June 29, 2012, 12:08 am
Contains HIV contaminated organs.
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: kryptoz on June 29, 2012, 12:18 am
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heyyyyyyy, my customers know who to trust and truly BULDOG are assholes like you and throw mud, do not make mistakes in speaking and I do not know you do not appoint more than the name BULDOG idiot.

Lol, don't be so butthurt, all I said was becareful, I said nothing else, if you have a problem, I really don't care lol.

I'm not interested in you for sure asshole

Hope you don't treat your customers that way :x

& lol @ the anthrax comment I was about to post that xD
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: 34tuforlunch on June 29, 2012, 03:22 am
Not sure if you guys are just kidding or not, but sending a package that says anthrax on it or organs that cointains aids is a bad idea, their going to scan it and see it does not contain organs and is anthrax even legal to posses/buy? Make your letter look like a normal letter. Not some next level science shit that can kill someone.
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: wretched on June 29, 2012, 03:28 am
I want to be 100% clear when I say I would like to see the "NOT DRUGS" thing tried with something that is in fact not drugs, to watch the tracking on it to see what happens. Even if one package of salt makes it to it's destination without any funny routing, I think it is a stupid idea to ship actual real orders that way.
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: kryptoz on June 29, 2012, 03:46 am
Not sure if you guys are just kidding or not, but sending a package that says anthrax on it or organs that cointains aids is a bad idea, their going to scan it and see it does not contain organs and is anthrax even legal to posses/buy? Make your letter look like a normal letter. Not some next level science shit that can kill someone.

It was a joke :P. I would never even consider putting that, simply fucking around with the community for a few laughs :)
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: deliric on June 29, 2012, 04:13 am
Maybe if we all wrote NOT DRUGS on our regular mail, and left our drug mail looking like regular mail, that might screw up the whole system.
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: Skippy_Jif on June 29, 2012, 04:37 am
Fuck it! Next week ill send a package with "NOT DRUGS" and track it. I need an addy to know if it will ever make it and be verified. Any takers? Dumby addies welcomed.
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: kryptoz on June 29, 2012, 04:41 am
Maybe if we all wrote NOT DRUGS on our regular mail, and left our drug mail looking like regular mail, that might screw up the whole system.

It would be quite a hoot if everyone did this at one time, I'm sure they'd be like dafuq is this shit?!
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: deliric on June 29, 2012, 04:42 am
Maybe if we all wrote NOT DRUGS on our regular mail, and left our drug mail looking like regular mail, that might screw up the whole system.

It would be quite a hoot if everyone did this at one time, I'm sure they'd be like dafuq is this shit?!

- Dafuq is this shit?!
- Well, I'm no specialist, but I'm guessing it's not drugs.
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: Skippy_Jif on June 29, 2012, 05:13 am
They're not paid to think. Just process.

Worker 1: well Tom, it says on the package its clearly NOT DRUGS.

Worker 2: process it

Worker 1: look this package says DRUGS INSIDE

Worker 2: dude! Confiscate that shit!
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: deliric on June 29, 2012, 05:16 am
And that's why SR has such great success, they ain't paying the postal workers enough to give a shit. :)
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: gman00 on June 29, 2012, 01:01 pm
iv ordered from anarcho47, mr yellow, and buldog . they all arived fine and dandy but buldogs stealth packaging was by far the best you should check it out. as its not a good idea to give packaging info away on the forum lol im awaiting order from maxhavelarr for some caramello should be nice :) gman00

OT: Buldog has also had many complains surrounding him, be careful
I have bought twice from Buldog, both times a good experience i trust him 110% my first ever buy was of him  ;) gman00
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: buldogTvb on June 29, 2012, 02:22 pm
iv ordered from anarcho47, mr yellow, and buldog . they all arived fine and dandy but buldogs stealth packaging was by far the best you should check it out. as its not a good idea to give packaging info away on the forum lol im awaiting order from maxhavelarr for some caramello should be nice :) gman00

OT: Buldog has also had many complains surrounding him, be careful
I have bought twice from Buldog, both times a good experience i trust him 110% my first ever buy was of him  ;) gman00
  8) 8) 8) thankkkkkkkkkkkkkk youuuuuuuuuuuuu gmann00  ;)
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: Kappacino on June 29, 2012, 02:26 pm
Don't fucking put info like this out in the public domain

I mean seriously. Make the police at least order a few packages to do their recon work first. Don't just fucking present the info brazenly on the board

For fucks sake, I thought this was just obvious.
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: gman00 on June 29, 2012, 02:35 pm
Don't fucking put info like this out in the public domain

I mean seriously. Make the police at least order a few packages to do their recon work first. Don't just fucking present the info brazenly on the board

For fucks sake, I thought this was just obvious.
I know mate thats why i said its not a good idea to talk about the packaging on the forum lol ;)
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: deliric on June 29, 2012, 03:30 pm
Don't fucking put info like this out in the public domain

I mean seriously. Make the police at least order a few packages to do their recon work first. Don't just fucking present the info brazenly on the board

For fucks sake, I thought this was just obvious.

Did anyone actually give any good info on packaging on this thread? Because I haven't seen anything but joke posts lol.
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: kryptoz on June 29, 2012, 03:43 pm
Don't fucking put info like this out in the public domain

I mean seriously. Make the police at least order a few packages to do their recon work first. Don't just fucking present the info brazenly on the board

For fucks sake, I thought this was just obvious.

No ones said how to package anything, more or less just fucking around or explaining how to learn, no secrets revealed here ^-^
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: HOUSE on June 29, 2012, 04:11 pm
Up your ass
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: Shroomeister on June 29, 2012, 05:03 pm
This down right silly thread has been hovering near the top for days now, and every time I see it bumped, I think there might actually be something worth reading in here. heh. I was wrong.  ;D
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: kryptoz on June 29, 2012, 05:11 pm
This down right silly thread has been hovering near the top for days now, and every time I see it bumped, I think there might actually be something worth reading in here. heh. I was wrong.  ;D

Nope xD shud be closed imo
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: LouisCyphre on June 29, 2012, 05:19 pm
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heyyyyyyy, my customers know who to trust and truly BULDOG are assholes like you and throw mud, do not make mistakes in speaking and I do not know you do not appoint more than the name BULDOG idiot.

Lol, don't be so butthurt, all I said was becareful, I said nothing else, if you have a problem, I really don't care lol.

I'm not interested in you for sure asshole

Hope you don't treat your customers that way :x

& lol @ the anthrax comment I was about to post that xD

He appears to have treated some of them poorly:

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=21242.0
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=23870.0
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=28278.0
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: kryptoz on June 29, 2012, 05:23 pm
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heyyyyyyy, my customers know who to trust and truly BULDOG are assholes like you and throw mud, do not make mistakes in speaking and I do not know you do not appoint more than the name BULDOG idiot.

Lol, don't be so butthurt, all I said was becareful, I said nothing else, if you have a problem, I really don't care lol.

I'm not interested in you for sure asshole

Hope you don't treat your customers that way :x

& lol @ the anthrax comment I was about to post that xD

He appears to have treated some of them poorly:

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=21242.0
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=23870.0
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=28278.0

I know, thats why I originally said be careful, however I know when to quit and I cba to listen to his rants in broken english ab how I'm an asshole lol.
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: LouisCyphre on June 29, 2012, 05:28 pm
He appears to have treated some of them poorly:

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=21242.0
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=23870.0
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=28278.0

I know, thats why I originally said be careful, however I know when to quit and I cba to listen to his rants in broken english ab how I'm an asshole lol.

Yeah, fair enough.
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: Skippy_Jif on June 30, 2012, 12:03 am
This down right silly thread has been hovering near the top for days now, and every time I see it bumped, I think there might actually be something worth reading in here. heh. I was wrong.  ;D

That's why the Feds shouldn't take SR serious because we're too busy cracking 4chan quality(I kid) jokes. In reality we are just kids living in our parents basements. There is no possible way we can get ahold of these DRUGS they claim we have.
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: wretched on June 30, 2012, 04:46 am
This down right silly thread has been hovering near the top for days now, and every time I see it bumped, I think there might actually be something worth reading in here. heh. I was wrong.  ;D

That's why the Feds shouldn't take SR serious because we're too busy cracking 4chan quality(I kid) jokes. In reality we are just kids living in our parents basements. There is no possible way we can get ahold of these DRUGS they claim we have.

You aren't supposed to outright post that this site was built to waste LE resources while the real drug dens are well hidden!
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: Skippy_Jif on June 30, 2012, 05:25 am
Sorry that was Tussin talking. I snuck some out of my parent cabinet.
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: JimPooley on July 04, 2012, 12:22 pm
This down right silly thread has been hovering near the top for days now, and every time I see it bumped, I think there might actually be something worth reading in here. heh. I was wrong.  ;D

Ok I'll put some serious stuff in:

The best, absolutely fool proof, totally untraceable, guaranteed delivery methods are:

1 Take a small XXXXX and XXXXX with it, put XXXXXXXX or XXXXXXXXXXXXXX inside your XXXXX XXXXXXXX then pop it in the post box.

2 grab XXXXXXXXXXX and XXXXXXXX XXXXXXXX, use an XXXXXXX to put XXXXXXXXXXX with XXXXXXXXXXXXX, you might have to wait a minute or 2 while it XXXXXXXXXXX for XXXXX, then pop it in the post box.

3 (my personal fave) Use XXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXX XXX XXXXXXXXXXX and seal it with XXXXXXXXXXXXX or XXXXXXXXX but sometimes that XXXXXXXXXXXXX, then pop it in the post box.

4 if someone wants tracking, XXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXX for about XXXXXXXX just to make sure XXXXXXX XXXXXXXX, once your XXXXXXXXX, take it to the post office, don't pop it in the post box.
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: jameslink2 on July 04, 2012, 12:38 pm
This down right silly thread has been hovering near the top for days now, and every time I see it bumped, I think there might actually be something worth reading in here. heh. I was wrong.  ;D

Ok I'll put some serious stuff in:

The best, absolutely fool proof, totally untraceable, guaranteed delivery methods are:

1 Take a small XXXXX and XXXXX with it, put XXXXXXXX or XXXXXXXXXXXXXX inside your XXXXX XXXXXXXX then pop it in the post box.

2 grab XXXXXXXXXXX and XXXXXXXX XXXXXXXX, use an XXXXXXX to put XXXXXXXXXXX with XXXXXXXXXXXXX, you might have to wait a minute or 2 while it XXXXXXXXXXX for XXXXX, then pop it in the post box.

3 (my personal fave) Use XXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXX XXX XXXXXXXXXXX and seal it with XXXXXXXXXXXXX or XXXXXXXXX but sometimes that XXXXXXXXXXXXX, then pop it in the post box.

4 if someone wants tracking, XXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXX for about XXXXXXXX just to make sure XXXXXXX XXXXXXXX, once your XXXXXXXXX, take it to the post office, don't pop it in the post box.

Oh I have seen these before, it is the fill in the blank game. Ill take #1 and #3

1 Take a small dildo and play with it, put lube or grease inside your ass hole then pop it in the post box.

3 (my personal fave) Use hot oil candle wax and duck tape and seal it with superglue or krazyglue but sometimes that hurts, then pop it in the post box.
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: JimPooley on July 04, 2012, 12:56 pm
This down right silly thread has been hovering near the top for days now, and every time I see it bumped, I think there might actually be something worth reading in here. heh. I was wrong.  ;D

Ok I'll put some serious stuff in:

The best, absolutely fool proof, totally untraceable, guaranteed delivery methods are:

1 Take a small XXXXX and XXXXX with it, put XXXXXXXX or XXXXXXXXXXXXXX inside your XXXXX XXXXXXXX then pop it in the post box.

2 grab XXXXXXXXXXX and XXXXXXXX XXXXXXXX, use an XXXXXXX to put XXXXXXXXXXX with XXXXXXXXXXXXX, you might have to wait a minute or 2 while it XXXXXXXXXXX for XXXXX, then pop it in the post box.

3 (my personal fave) Use XXXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXX XXX XXXXXXXXXXX and seal it with XXXXXXXXXXXXX or XXXXXXXXX but sometimes that XXXXXXXXXXXXX, then pop it in the post box.

4 if someone wants tracking, XXXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXX for about XXXXXXXX just to make sure XXXXXXX XXXXXXXX, once your XXXXXXXXX, take it to the post office, don't pop it in the post box.

Oh I have seen these before, it is the fill in the blank game. Ill take #1 and #3

1 Take a small dildo and play with it, put lube or grease inside your ass hole then pop it in the post box.

3 (my personal fave) Use hot oil candle wax and duck tape and seal it with superglue or krazyglue but sometimes that hurts, then pop it in the post box.


Thanks a fucking lot.
The whole point was to let people know that exposing shipping methods was a no-no on the open forum, then BAM - you go and decipher all the blanks...

Can't believe you'd do that dude... it's supposed to be clandestine....
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: Jonny Bench on July 19, 2012, 11:53 pm
Damn, read this whole thread. What a disappointment.
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: darkmirror on July 20, 2012, 09:54 am
Labels that are printed look very suspicious. so always hand write labels. slightly misspell a few words so it looks less conspicuous. Always use a masking agent such as coffee, hot sauce, or perfume. use express shipping whenever possible. and if possible use an outside company such as fed ex instead of USPS. hope this helps!
Thanks "DEA" that was a big help. I'll make sure I implement your tips immediately!
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: THUMBSuP. on July 22, 2012, 07:32 am
Legitimate help.
I thought coffee was a bad idea... damn.
I thought someone told me to cover product in hot sauce.. then wrap it in cellophane.. then melt marshmallows over the cellophane..
then freeze for approximately 24 hours... then re-ROCK that marshmallow... into a super form. Then put it in a sock that you have previously ejaculated into for several years... lick it, stick it, then ship it.

pewpew.
Title: Re: Best stealth shipping method-share
Post by: BuddhaNature on July 22, 2012, 03:20 pm
***WARNING***

This advice does not work. As I went to swipe my credit card to pay for my packages yesterday the lady at the desk smelled the fish that I used to cover up the smell of my pills. DO NOT TRY ANYTHING IN THIS THREAD!!!