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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: BruceCampbell on August 11, 2013, 09:00 am
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Hey,
I got my BruceCampbell seller account banned for threatening to send a scammer a fermenting feces grenade of human shit and piss with a Xanax bar in it. So now I have a new seller account with some outside funding and a new partnership.
Ladies and gentleman of Silk Road. I am offering you yet another chance to win some free drugs (this is lottery #8). Because if there isn't anything more awesome in this world than drugs, it's probably free random internet drugs of your choosing.
Normally I have a lottery prize of about $100 worth of goods + free shipping. But considering I'm down a vendor bond and haven't had a sale in damn near two weeks due to extenuating circumstances, I'm going to have to limit this one in terms of prize value to about $60. I promised a user a sample and am paying out of pocket for these two promotional offers.
This lottery is special. This is a choose your own drugs lottery. You can pick and choose items I have in stock and combine them to an approximately $60 limit and customize your prize package.
I have available:
A few loose Adderall IR 20 mg @ (~$10 each)
Luxury MDMA Capsules @ 120 mg (~$10 each) any MDMA selection will contain 2 x 100 mg Viagra if asked for (I'm the boner fairy) (yes, that sounds gay. fuck you)
Xanax Bars @ (~$4 each)
Whatever the fuck I might have in stock in a few days.
The qualifications are simple.
1. You must have a 3 month old buyer account OR $500 spent in the marketplace. Exceptions to this are possible if you have written a good quality vendor product review or basically if you can convince me you aren't a fucktard and deserve free drugs.
2. You must not be on my shit list. (see shit list below)
3. Post in the thread and if I check out your posts and you aren't a moocher scammer beggar scammer bastard with bad grammar I'll assign you a number.
4. You will provide an appropriate review of my services in my review thread.
DON'T PM ME BUYER STATS. I will make a private prize listing, and will check your stats when you claim your prize. I have had to deny prizes due to users who did not meet the qualifications in the past. Do not try and cheat or overlook the restrictions.
SHIT LIST: (My discretion)
1. Ralph123, Mike Hunt, HeeHaw, and any other discernible variant of this username. (banned for life)
2. i3zlad (fuck you)
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Anyone who starts drama in this thread due to butthurt, not being an applicable contestant, complains about not being entered in a free lottery, or is a douchebag will be negative karma fucked by the community at my request, placed on the shit list, bad buyer list and trolled stupid until my attention span wears off. You have been warned.
GroovyBruce's Vendor Page: (Become a fan and support Team Bruce!)
http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/ace172728b
Bruce and Company's Review Thread:
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=83885.0
Lottery ends 8/16 @ 10:00 PM PST USA
1. OneBadDream
2. livestr0ng
3. cheeto69
4. Turkey For Breakfast
5. calicojak
6. boosties
7. BoxofShapes
8. HEATFan (I'm not sure if entered, or called me a deadbeat father)
9. bigpokey
10. hypnotick
11. Alutnarat
12. TheDanks
13. DanDantheIceCreamMan (pretty sure he lives in a van or drives a sedan with two dead hookers and mexican)
14. ytabletrash
15. purplepanth
16. Goldenlotus (a.k.a the guy who stole my god damn banjo)
17. murderface2012
18. shankman96
19. Divo
20. metaphoe
21. anonymouse123
22. DigitalSS
23. odd
24. CannabisCrusader
25. Apple
26. polyphemusperception
27. ImTylerDurden
28. Vanquish
29. bound2
30. Trappy
31. ILikeYou
32. t1m3b0mb
33. MC Haberdasher
34. ohlawd1234
35.
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The fucking boner fairy hahahaha! Dude. Why... xD
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I'd like to toss my hat in the ring for this. I meet all requirements and would be proud to be for Team Bruce. Additionally, I don't consider myself to be anything that belongs in the toilet, garbage, or a dirty old whore's vagina.
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Entered the both of you.
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I would also like to toss my hat into the ring. I meet all the requirements, but my main qualification is that I love both drugs and free stuff.
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I would also like to toss my hat into the ring. I meet all the requirements, but my main qualification is that I love both drugs and free stuff.
I'm going to sleep on your application because from your posts it seems like you also really love animals and are a little strange. I don't want to be responsible for you popping a molly and a Viagra and reenacting "Mr. Hands" and getting fucked to death by a horse. I have enough demons as it is.
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I don't see my name on the blacklist... but I don't think I should be eligible.
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I don't see my name on the blacklist... but I don't think I should be eligible.
Just because you won last time doesn't make you ineligible. Hell, if you won two lotteries in a row I'd fucking send that shit off knowing the drug fairies wanted you to have free drugs. You have been entered Mr. Breakfast.
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Another Bruce lottery, nice! Could you place me in it pretty please? ;D
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a free lottery?! Can I be down?
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Wow dude. Cheers to you for throwing down another despite the mess. You can be sure i3zlad will stay permabanned from the OSCT if it means anything.
Can you throw this shape in the hat?
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I'm not entering considering I already got some coming at some point, but good luck everyone!
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I like free drugs and I cannot lie, you other junkies cant deny, when Bruce posts a thread with lotsa free drugs and i3lazed can't play, you get pissed off that you haven't received your alimoney. What bitch you thought this was gonna be lyrical? Too bad. Jimmy is still fucking hungry... get your business going you shithead loser. And stop being pissed I didn't end the rhyme better.
Douches.
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I like free drugs and I cannot lie, you other junkies cant deny, when Bruce posts a thread with lotsa free drugs and i3lazed can't play, you get pissed off that you haven't received your alimoney. What bitch you thought this was gonna be lyrical? Too bad. Jimmy is still fucking hungry... get your business going you shithead loser. And stop being pissed I didn't end the rhyme better.
Douches.
+1
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I've been looking to try MDMA for awhile now, I solemnly swear I will not fuck any horses under the influence of it.
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I'd like to participate if I'm eligible. I love MDMA and take xanax for sleep after if I have it.
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damn you and your qualifications
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Subbing.
I wanted to enter but I discovered a funny thing: I prefer to pay for my drugs. The only way I'd enter is if I personally trusted Bruce, and if I did I probably wouldn't need to enter. Good luck to all entering, and I hope you've taken the appropriate precautions. And good luck to GroovyBruce, as well, hopefully your new handle will be as successful and trustworthy as your old one appears to have been.
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i would like to be included if you can look past my woefull lack of qualifications, but i do bring a certain panache to the forums.
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Subbing.
I wanted to enter but I discovered a funny thing: I prefer to pay for my drugs. The only way I'd enter is if I personally trusted Bruce, and if I did I probably wouldn't need to enter. Good luck to all entering, and I hope you've taken the appropriate precautions. And good luck to GroovyBruce, as well, hopefully your new handle will be as successful and trustworthy as your old one appears to have been.
I'm not sure what this is supposed to mean, but I'm taking it negatively. If it's any consolation, I don't personally trust pseudonyms either. But I can certainly think of more ingenious ways to harvest user information if you're implying anything nefarious. So... da fuq you posting in my thread for?
Boo this man!
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damn you and your qualifications
Fuck you and get on my lottery board for entertaining me.
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Subbing.
I wanted to enter but I discovered a funny thing: I prefer to pay for my drugs. The only way I'd enter is if I personally trusted Bruce, and if I did I probably wouldn't need to enter. Good luck to all entering, and I hope you've taken the appropriate precautions. And good luck to GroovyBruce, as well, hopefully your new handle will be as successful and trustworthy as your old one appears to have been.
Hold thy tongue heathenish dick!
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Subbing.
I wanted to enter but I discovered a funny thing: I prefer to pay for my drugs. The only way I'd enter is if I personally trusted Bruce, and if I did I probably wouldn't need to enter. Good luck to all entering, and I hope you've taken the appropriate precautions. And good luck to GroovyBruce, as well, hopefully your new handle will be as successful and trustworthy as your old one appears to have been.
I'm sure I'll get negged by this guy, but fuck it. I seem to be a good defense troll for brucecampbell.
So here goes.
WTF are you trying to say, there are more hidden meanings in this then a presidential inauguration.
Who tells a vendor they don't trust them, but good luck and they hope he is trustworthy on a thread for a freebie lottery?
AND why would you even sub this thread? You don't want to enter, but you want to be able to lurk?
BTW A good way to build up trust for a vendor is to accept samples or win a lottery and receive your prize.
Once it shows up at your door I believe you would have a bit of trust.
ALSO why is it funny that you rather pay for your drugs? Perhaps if I read your post in another thread it would seem funny, but reading it on a thread where a vendor (with a good reputation mind you) is offering free drugs just seems stupid.
-- End Of Rant --
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I would also like to toss my hat into the ring. I meet all the requirements, but my main qualification is that I love both drugs and free stuff.
I'm going to sleep on your application because from your posts it seems like you also really love animals and are a little strange. I don't want to be responsible for you popping a molly and a Viagra and reenacting "Mr. Hands" and getting fucked to death by a horse. I have enough demons as it is.
Well, you can note that I was simply seeking advice to deal with allegations against me. Surely people on a drug forum would understand being accused of something doesn't make you guilty. Plus I've never been accused of fucking an animal, just watching it. I don't even know where I would get a horse.
Thank you for adding me to the lottery.
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I would like to get thrown into the hat for not judging cheeto69 about any of his sexual desires....
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Cheeto and Dan have been added. Thanks for being my vicious pitbull troll linebacker Juggernog. You might have a bias considering I'm sending you off free drugs, but it's appreciated.
:)
Cheeto's plea for understanding has touched me. I've been called black, gay, and a date rapist with a poop fetish just this week alone.
:'(
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Cheeto and Dan have been added. Thanks for being my vicious pitbull troll linebacker Juggernog. You might have a bias considering I'm sending you off free drugs, but it's appreciated.
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Cheeto's plea for understanding has touched me. I've been called black, gay, and a date rapist with a poop fetish just this week alone.
:'(
Was I bias when I trolled Libertas? No. You didn't offer till afterward.
I just agreed with you about the situation!
same with the guy I responded to in here. Some people should just keep their fingers off the keyboard.
I would have said the same things to him even if you didn't offer free drugs. ;)
I have just lurked and read enough to know some of the bigger names on SRF. You included.
Cheers Mr. Baron von Benzo von Bizmark von Boner Fairy the Third! ;)
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The title is actually Mr. Baron von Benzo von Bizmark von Boner Fairy the Third good sir!
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I would just like everyone to know that I do not live in a van. Just like cheeto69 DOES NOT watch animal porn.
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Oh my bad BC, edited :)
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I would just like everyone to know that I do not live in a van. Just like cheeto69 DOES NOT watch animal porn.
THIS IS MY LOTTERY AND IF I SAY YOU LIVE IN A VAN BY THE RIVER YOU LIVE IN A VAN BY THE RIVER. YOU CAN MOVE OUT WHEN THE LOTTERY IS OVER.
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Subbing.
I wanted to enter but I discovered a funny thing: I prefer to pay for my drugs. The only way I'd enter is if I personally trusted Bruce, and if I did I probably wouldn't need to enter. Good luck to all entering, and I hope you've taken the appropriate precautions. And good luck to GroovyBruce, as well, hopefully your new handle will be as successful and trustworthy as your old one appears to have been.
I'm sure I'll get negged by this guy, but fuck it. I seem to be a good defense troll for brucecampbell.
So here goes.
Defense from what?
WTF are you trying to say, there are more hidden meanings in this then a presidential inauguration.
There are hidden meanings to be found in nearly all sentences, if you're looking for them.
Who tells a vendor they don't trust them, but good luck and they hope he is trustworthy on a thread for a freebie lottery?
I don't have any history with Bruce, although I have participated in a few threads in which he also participated. He's never really come off (to me) as either scammy or obviously trustworthy. This is likely just a cost of being extra playful and a general willingness to engage in risky behavior for a humorous payoff. A perfectly valid choice of behavior, I guess I should add.
AND why would you even sub this thread? You don't want to enter, but you want to be able to lurk?
Entertainment value is enough, isn't it? I thought that's what this whole thing was about.
BTW A good way to build up trust for a vendor is to accept samples or win a lottery and receive your prize.
Once it shows up at your door I believe you would have a bit of trust.
Funny, it also sounds like a way to get busted due to malicious intent. When it comes down to it, I'm not sure I could trust a vendor (that I don't already trust) who is building feedback through giveaways. The same goes for lotteries too, really. In the end it's just a person's choice to make. Bruce appears to be reasonably trustworthy, I just can't be sure as I've never transacted with him.
ALSO why is it funny that you rather pay for your drugs?
Funny as in strange, is what I meant. My initial impulse was "fuck yeah free drugs", but then I thought better of it before I finished posting. I can see now how me saying this might come across as sarcastic or belittling, and to clarify: I was being honest, not snarky.
Perhaps if I read your post in another thread it would seem funny, but reading it on a thread where a vendor (with a good reputation mind you) is offering free drugs just seems stupid.
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Just as it seems stupid to me to discourage the participation of those holding opinions different than your own.
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Take your logic and get the fuck out of my thread. I don't give a proper fuck about your opinion on the matter, and likely neither does anyone else. If you read the front page I have clearly stated that no drama will be tolerated here. Piss off.
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I would just like everyone to know that I do not live in a van. Just like cheeto69 DOES NOT watch animal porn.
THIS IS MY LOTTERY AND IF I SAY YOU LIVE IN A VAN BY THE RIVER YOU LIVE IN A VAN BY THE RIVER. YOU CAN MOVE OUT WHEN THE LOTTERY IS OVER.
Am I allowed to have visitors atleast? >:(
EDIT* About the two dead hookers and the Mexican in the sedan.. is the Mexican dead, too?
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Can I toss my trash in this pile?
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Take your logic and get the fuck out of my thread. I don't give a proper fuck about your opinion on the matter, and likely neither does anyone else. If you read the front page I have clearly stated that no drama will be tolerated here. Piss off.
Now that's more like it. Proceed :)
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confused... oh well.
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I would like to enter the lottery, if it is still open to entries?
I can read and write well enough, so a review would be a small price to pay..
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I want to enter the Lottery just because HeatFAN and T4B did... I also want to subscribe to this post!
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I would just like everyone to know that I do not live in a van. Just like cheeto69 DOES NOT watch animal porn.
THIS IS MY LOTTERY AND IF I SAY YOU LIVE IN A VAN BY THE RIVER YOU LIVE IN A VAN BY THE RIVER. YOU CAN MOVE OUT WHEN THE LOTTERY IS OVER.
Am I allowed to have visitors atleast? >:(
EDIT* About the two dead hookers and the Mexican in the sedan.. is the Mexican dead, too?
It's your van, man. But yes you killed both hookers and the Mexican. You're a monster.
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I want to enter the Lottery just because HeatFAN and T4B did... I also want to subscribe to this post!
Get on the board then fucker. It's not like I owe you money or anything...
:(
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Oh GL took your banjo full of drugs? Why does he need this lotto? lol
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Oh GL took your banjo full of drugs? Why does he need this lotto? lol
Because I probably owe him drugs or my sanity at this point. He can keep the fucking banjo and is welcome to enter me however he pleases. (I meant to say lottery, but that sounded REAL gay so I'm not editing it)
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I would just like everyone to know that I do not live in a van. Just like cheeto69 DOES NOT watch animal porn.
THIS IS MY LOTTERY AND IF I SAY YOU LIVE IN A VAN BY THE RIVER YOU LIVE IN A VAN BY THE RIVER. YOU CAN MOVE OUT WHEN THE LOTTERY IS OVER.
Am I allowed to have visitors atleast? >:(
EDIT* About the two dead hookers and the Mexican in the sedan.. is the Mexican dead, too?
It's your van, man. But yes you killed both hookers and the Mexican. You're a monster.
hahaha
i knew this popcorn would come in handy!"
so what happens next?? and why the Mexican?? whyyyy?!? it because of the ice cream?? it was the horchata wasn't it?? DAMN!! It's always the fucking horchata!!
oh yea.. i want in!! i want in!!
to the lottery..
not Dan's van..
just to clarify..
;)
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Bruce said I'm allowed to have visitors murderface! So if you change your mind you can come down by the river and hang out with me. You don't have to come in if you don't want to we can just go fishing or something.
EDIT* Don't worry about the Mexican, or the icecream, or the horchata.... We'll cross that bridge when we get to it.
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Fuck, I haven't made any purchases on SR yet. Lol.
I did read the entirety of both threads pertaining to your vendor account being banned though, and Libertas seems like somewhat of a douchenozzle. I don't think you should have been banned.
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Woot, river party in the muder/rape van! first to pass out doesn't wake up!
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Bruce said I'm allowed to have visitors murderface! So if you change your mind you can come down by the river and hang out with me. You don't have to come in if you don't want to we can just go fishing or something.
EDIT* Don't worry about the Mexican, or the icecream, or the horchata.... We'll cross that bridge when we get to it.
hahaha
ah sheeet..
you convinced me!!
I'll bring the nightcrawlers and cocaine.. we goin fishin murda style!!
lol
oooweee!!
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Woot, river party in the muder/rape van! first to pass out doesn't wake up!
It is not a murder/rape van! It is an icecream van that I sometimes sell icecream out of when I'm not working making cheese sandwiches at the cheese sandwich factory.
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so you're *not* sweet tooth form twisted metal. *seems legit
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Never trust the ice cream man! Look in his eye! The eyes!
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Fuck, I haven't made any purchases on SR yet. Lol.
I did read the entirety of both threads pertaining to your vendor account being banned though, and Libertas seems like somewhat of a douchenozzle. I don't think you should have been banned.
Added for calling Libertas a douchenozzle. Maybe this should become a requirement?
jk
OR AM I?
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Fuck, I haven't made any purchases on SR yet. Lol.
I did read the entirety of both threads pertaining to your vendor account being banned though, and Libertas seems like somewhat of a douchenozzle. I don't think you should have been banned.
Added for calling Libertas a douchenozzle. Maybe this should become a requirement?
jk
OR AM I?
You're probably not kidding.
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It sure isn't going to hurt your chances.
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Fuck, I haven't made any purchases on SR yet. Lol.
I did read the entirety of both threads pertaining to your vendor account being banned though, and Libertas seems like somewhat of a douchenozzle. I don't think you should have been banned.
Added for calling Libertas a douchenozzle. Maybe this should become a requirement?
jk
OR AM I?
The weak insult was long overdue. He/she is like a fucking robot.
ROBOMOD
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Woot, river party in the muder/rape van! first to pass out doesn't wake up!
It is not a murder/rape van! It is an icecream van that I sometimes sell icecream out of when I'm not working making cheese sandwiches at the cheese sandwich factory.
Dan Dan the ice cream man. Rolled up slow in his windowless van. Jimmy run as fast as you can, because here comes the strangler of Mexicans and vocal member of the Ku Klux Klan. In his crawlspace you'll find young Stan. Beneath the bridge, under the span. Down by the river you'll find this man, roasting children according to plan. Ice cream you say? I say a sham. You sell bath salts out of your ice cream van. I heard the truth, straight from Stan. The story of Dan just began. Untold horrors until he's banned. Luring children like young Anne, a sweet exchange student from Cannes. So ends my attention span.
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lol talented and psychotic.
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lol talented and psychotic.
That's my yearbook quote. HOW DID YOU KNOW?
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i'm the nerd you used to lovingly give swirlies to. but now i own microsoft and am planning my revenge.
it's quite the complicated plan and involves several rube goldburg devices to go off with out a hitch. but it will be glorious < shakes fist at sky, lighting flashes>
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8) The TERMINATOR wants in
"iLL be BACH"
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You didn't tell me you were a rapper. ^_-
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can i be part of this contest? i like free drugs.
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You didn't tell me you were a rapper. ^_-
Wordsmith. Obviously liberal arts didn't pan out too well.
can i be part of this contest? i like free drugs.
Sure. But you need to say Brucecampbell three times in a mirror and then I pop out and kick you in the cock and date rape your parents. Enter at your own risk.
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lol. i don't think it worked. is it suppose to be instant? i'll be walking around with my hand over my balls for the rest of the night.
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I'm slightly confused, how are you determining who wins? Sorry if I missed anything, I'm fucking tired.
It will be a private listing for just us to play the lottery?
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The last time BC raped my parents... well 9 months later here I was! From what my mom tells me, he picked his spot and was patient before he actually pulled off the act. She said the rest of it was pretty much instant though once he penetrated her. After watching the VHS tape of the events, it looks like he lasted much longer with my dad.
Lotus
Me and Bruce have a lot of things in common, besides genetics, I also run a non-profit lottery on here myself.
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The last time BC raped my parents... well 9 months later here I was! From what my mom tells me, he picked his spot and was patient before he actually pulled off the act. She said the rest of it was pretty much instant though once he penetrated her. After watching the VHS tape of the events, it looks like he lasted much longer with my dad.
Lotus
Me and Bruce have a lot of things in common, besides genetics, I also run a non-profit lottery on here myself.
Well that was fucking strange. I didn't know your conception was on VHS. Send me a torrent link so I can watch that shit. Old school style.
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The last time BC raped my parents... well 9 months later here I was! From what my mom tells me, he picked his spot and was patient before he actually pulled off the act. She said the rest of it was pretty much instant though once he penetrated her. After watching the VHS tape of the events, it looks like he lasted much longer with my dad.
Lotus
Me and Bruce have a lot of things in common, besides genetics, I also run a non-profit lottery on here myself.
Well that was fucking strange. I didn't know your conception was on VHS. Send me a torrent link so I can watch that shit. Old school style.
I don't know if you know this but I also have Jimmy's conception tape. Saved it for scientific purposes and all you know? Because eventually when people start to realize that us two men created a child together they're going to ask questions... questions I'm not prepared to answer. The tape will make things easier for us. You'll thank me for it.
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Why does everything I do turn out so strangely?
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Yeah, weird follows you around bruce.
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Why does everything I do turn out so strangely?
Happens to the best of us.
Well, now that I'm off the shit list, just 2 more requirements to go!
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Why does everything I do turn out so strangely?
Hey! You did me and I'm not that strange.
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It's true, I am strange like BC.
Bruce once had to talk me out of killing a man over some coupons! Over some mother fucking coupons!
Ok, maybe I should watch my jokes around Bruce... sometimes "they" take us too seriously around here.
Lotus
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It's true, I am strange like BC.
Bruce once had to talk me out of killing a man over some coupons! Over some mother fucking coupons!
Ok, maybe I should watch my jokes around Bruce... sometimes "they" take us too seriously around here.
Lotus
You did sort of get all Joe Pesci over some coupons. Fucking John Gotti over here scares the fuck out of me. And I'm a psychopath.
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I'm pretty sure some of us just are just born with that psychotic/criminal mentality. Shits just natural
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Some of us??? :o
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Yeah, I knew you would comment back with that. But don't think to highly of yourself. Nvr said anything about you
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Or let my put it this way so you don't have too
I believe there are certain "people" like that. There, I didn't say us, it's "people" now, is that better?
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We're all lunatics here.
But on a serious note I pounded out a final appeal for my suspended account to be reinstated to DPR and if he stands by his decision I'm lowering my prices on stuff I can't move easily IRL as a going out of business sale, paying pack Lotus's bond money and retiring. It's been fun but being a new vendor fucking sucks and I'm still upset that I got banned over such a trivial amount of drama. I never meant anything malicious and given the reaction to my barred out troll thread and empty threat you would assume I burnt down a paying customer's house or something.
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We're all lunatics here.
But on a serious note I pounded out a final appeal for my suspended account to be reinstated to DPR and if he stands by his decision I'm lowering my prices on stuff I can't move easily IRL as a going out of business sale, paying pack Lotus's bond money and retiring. It's been fun but being a new vendor fucking sucks and I'm still upset that I got banned over such a trivial amount of drama. I never meant anything malicious and given the reaction to my barred out troll thread and empty threat you would assume I burnt down a paying customer's house or something.
Yeah, that is some bullshit, man. Was just a "tad" bit extreme. I mean, fuck, he wanted something and you were going to give it to him - just doing you job lol. But retiring? That would fucking suck since I just met you and finally got this account up and running. Why not try a different approach at selling? Idk, just rambling
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We're all lunatics here.
But on a serious note I pounded out a final appeal for my suspended account to be reinstated to DPR and if he stands by his decision I'm lowering my prices on stuff I can't move easily IRL as a going out of business sale, paying pack Lotus's bond money and retiring. It's been fun but being a new vendor fucking sucks and I'm still upset that I got banned over such a trivial amount of drama. I never meant anything malicious and given the reaction to my barred out troll thread and empty threat you would assume I burnt down a paying customer's house or something.
Yeah dude. I've been kind of feeling like DPR would change his mind and give you your account back. I mean.. Look at what bluegiraffe did. He saved all of his customers information, breaking a cardinal rule as a vendor, although he did in fact tell the truth about it in the end and notify DPR and his clientele I'd still say that's far more severe than playfully remarking of sending shit to a shithead. He didn't get his account completely revoked for that. I think it's kind of odd that such extremes were taken against you personally.
Keep me updated on that. I'm sincerely interested. I hope it gets approved man and hang in there.
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Sign me up for the lottery pretty please.....boner faery.... haha ;)
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Though I haven't spent $500 on this new account, you think I could get in the lotto?
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I stand corrected. I misread the thread. He got the same punishment, but granted that I still don't think the cases are equivalent in severity at all...
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I stand corrected. I misread the thread. He got the same punishment, but granted that I still don't think the cases are equivalent in severity at all...
Totally agree! Apples to oranges
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Though I haven't spent $500 on this new account, you think I could get in the lotto?
Sure. it's not like giving you a 1/35 chance in winning some free shit is going to kill me.
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Hell yeah! Thanks, I appreciate it
You still thinking about retiring?
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Hell yeah! Thanks, I appreciate it
You still thinking about retiring?
Unfortunately yeah. I don't like being a new vendor after 9 months of work and being open to being extorted or scammed. From the PM's I'm getting and reports from other vendors receiving fake orders from competition and a rise in scams I'm expecting some trouble. I'd just rather retire and try and go back to living a normal existence at this point. Silk Road can keep my new vendor bond considering I don't think I'm going to get 35 transactions with my new account anytime soon. I'll still buy off here and make an occasional appearance, but I've already reactivated my old forum personality and have been posting for awhile and I'll still be here, just not as BruceCampbell.
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Hell yeah! Thanks, I appreciate it
You still thinking about retiring?
Unfortunately yeah. I don't like being a new vendor after 9 months of work and being open to being extorted or scammed. From the PM's I'm getting and reports from other vendors receiving fake orders from competition and a rise in scams I'm expecting some trouble. I'd just rather retire and try and go back to living a normal existence at this point. Silk Road can keep my new vendor bond considering I don't think I'm going to get 35 transactions with my new account anytime soon. I'll still buy off here and make an occasional appearance, but I've already reactivated my old forum personality and have been posting for awhile and I'll still be here, just not as BruceCampbell.
Be sure to tell me who you will be under - you have a good assortment, I bet you could get it back off the ground
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I do too. You can expect an order from me this upcoming friday for some of that MDMA!!
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MDMA? That's what I'm saying
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Yeah Bruce... Don't give up. If you do, Libertas wins and all that nonsense was for nothing!
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Yeah Bruce... Don't give up. If you do, Libertas wins and all that nonsense was for nothing!
+1
He's right, Bruce. Gotta' keep fighting the good fight!
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you know me bruce i'm always down for a lottery. :) +1
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Why does everything I do turn out so strangely?
Hey! You did me and I'm not that strange.
^haha ;D
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Everyone try to convince Bruce to keep fighting and to not retire!
;)
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The Special Bruce Campbell Alliance Task Force Committee.
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Free drugs? And I don't even have to do any sexual favors? Count me in.
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Pick me :)
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This is the fastest growing thread I've ever encountered.
^observation
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Well my message to DPR got answered by vendor support, a.k.a Libertas who as usual was a bit of a dick so fuck me sideways with a rubber truncheon. I hate to say it, but I've sent messages to DPR that were retroactively changed in my inbox as vendor support and I think DPR is Libertas!
Conspiracy!
DPR is not DPR. Or he has forsaken me.
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Did I do enough to earn two tickets? ::)
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Well my message to DPR got answered by vendor support, a.k.a Libertas who as usual was a bit of a dick so fuck me sideways with a rubber truncheon. I hate to say it, but I've sent messages to DPR that were retroactively changed in my inbox as vendor support and I think DPR is Libertas!
Conspiracy!
DPR is not DPR. Or he has forsaken me.
He probably got phished by the atlantis phishing site WHICH MUST BE RUN BY LIBERTAS. Conspiracy theories are never wrong.
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Well my message to DPR got answered by vendor support, a.k.a Libertas who as usual was a bit of a dick so fuck me sideways with a rubber truncheon. I hate to say it, but I've sent messages to DPR that were retroactively changed in my inbox as vendor support and I think DPR is Libertas!
Conspiracy!
DPR is not DPR. Or he has forsaken me.
He probably got phished by the atlantis phishing site WHICH MUST BE RUN BY LIBERTAS. Conspiracy theories are never wrong.
Libertas runs Atlantis! Conspiracy! Evil shenanigans!
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I've asked for a freebie here and there when offered by vendors, but have made purchases and have given reviews on all I've paid for....
Would I be accepted into your lottery?
And did you like the remake of Evil Dead?
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I've asked for a freebie here and there when offered by vendors, but have made purchases and have given reviews on all I've paid for....
Would I be accepted into your lottery?
And did you like the remake of Evil Dead?
Not really. I probably had too high expectations for it considering I'm Bruce Campbell. And I was pretty fucked up at the time and tried to get a handjob during the movie and got shot down so that date went pretty badly.
Oh and fuck it. Get on the board.
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I've asked for a freebie here and there when offered by vendors, but have made purchases and have given reviews on all I've paid for....
Would I be accepted into your lottery?
And did you like the remake of Evil Dead?
Not really. I probably had too high expectations for it considering I'm Bruce Campbell. And I was pretty fucked up at the time and tried to get a handjob during the movie and got shot down so that date went pretty badly.
Oh and fuck it. Get on the board.
LOL ;D
Good one.... and thank you kind sir
+1
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Bruce, did you tell me to wait on finalizing? I did not quite understand what you meant by the PM. The conclusion I came up with is you meant "wait till it shows up"
But I want to show that I have faith and would love to voluntarily finalize. Your call though.
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Bruce, did you tell me to wait on finalizing? I did not quite understand what you meant by the PM. The conclusion I came up with is you meant "wait till it shows up"
But I want to show that I have faith and would love to voluntarily finalize. Your call though.
Do not finalize early on your sample. Considering it's a free sample I do not want to be accused of padding feedback. I can wait for your order to arrive to get a review.
:)
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Bruce, did you tell me to wait on finalizing? I did not quite understand what you meant by the PM. The conclusion I came up with is you meant "wait till it shows up"
But I want to show that I have faith and would love to voluntarily finalize. Your call though.
Do not finalize early on your sample. Considering it's a free sample I do not want to be accused of padding feedback. I can wait for your order to arrive to get a review.
:)
Considering what you have been through with accusations, I can dig it! regardless I made it public that if I did FE, it would be voluntary in good faith so Libertas can keep on playing with his AIDS infested monkey shit. :p
I can wait too though.
man this is gonna be one hell of a weekend. a G of H from DT, 10 stamps from Terabithia, a couple rolls, some benzos and a hardon enhancer from you..
I'm gonna be all sorts of fucked come friday. (pun intended)
Premature THANKS to the man! Oh and btw, I might just have to offer you a beer if all goes well! 8)
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IN for free drugs please. I have experience with all three, and will actually test them myself instead of pawning them off to a friend. Put me on the list! :D
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I've asked for a freebie here and there when offered by vendors, but have made purchases and have given reviews on all I've paid for....
Would I be accepted into your lottery?
And did you like the remake of Evil Dead?
Not really. I probably had too high expectations for it considering I'm Bruce Campbell. And I was pretty fucked up at the time and tried to get a handjob during the movie and got shot down so that date went pretty badly.
Oh and fuck it. Get on the board.
Damn looks like I'm late to the party.
Definitely sign me up Bruce.
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IN for free drugs please. I have experience with all three, and will actually test them myself instead of pawning them off to a friend. Put me on the list! :D
I am Jack's possible free drugs.
Damn looks like I'm late to the party.
Definitely sign me up Bruce.
Alrighty.
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posting to be considered in this deal 8)
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i am jack's love for referencial humor.
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posting to be considered in this deal 8)
Consider it done.
i am jack's love for referencial humor.
I an Jack's complete lack of surprise. ( I try lol)
;)
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I heard free Xanax. My review will not be of only the xanax, but me in my normal stoned state of being + xanax. If it knocks me out and puts me to sleep, thats exactly what I want.
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Let me in on this. My buyer stats are over $2800 and 100+ transactions.
Thanks!
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I have to say. I think GroovyBruce might be as cool as Original BruceCampbell. I am hoping big on this lottery! If I can get my number to come up this time I can shoot for the trifecta on the next one and might have to go on a binge as the drug gods would be sending a clear sign that I need to be using more!
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I have to say. I think GroovyBruce might be as cool as Original BruceCampbell. I am hoping big on this lottery! If I can get my number to come up this time I can shoot for the trifecta on the next one and might have to go on a binge as the drug gods would be sending a clear sign that I need to be using more!
The Bruce Be A OK ;D
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I have to say. I think GroovyBruce might be as cool as Original BruceCampbell. I am hoping big on this lottery! If I can get my number to come up this time I can shoot for the trifecta on the next one and might have to go on a binge as the drug gods would be sending a clear sign that I need to be using more!
Pray to random.org and may the drug gods smile upon thee. Godspeed Mr. Breakfast.
Let me in on this. My buyer stats are over $2800 and 100+ transactions.
Thanks!
Righty-o man righty-o.
Well damn. I don't have any orders to fill so I guess Bruce is going out tonight. I'm going to wear my douchiest cologne and try and if I don't get in a fist fight or lose a bunch of money gambling I'm going to consider it a disappointing evening.
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Well damn. I don't have any orders to fill so I guess Bruce is going out tonight. I'm going to wear my douchiest cologne and try and if I don't get in a fist fight or lose a bunch of money gambling I'm going to consider it a disappointing evening.
No drugs on a night like that? ???
P.S. Aim for the fight and losing money! I believe in you!
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There will be drugs. My god there will be drugs.
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I want to play! I will try to leave reviews for anything I get if I win.
buyer stats: over $700, no refunds, no autofinalize, >15 transactions.
I hope there is still a spot left for me!
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Added. Only a few slots left and if I don't come back online tonight I'll announce the winner tomorrow and send them a PM. A private listing will be made in the market for the winner. As usual, the winner has 72 hours to answer my PM and claim their prize or I will choose another winner.
Thanks for playing,
-Bruce
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Bruce, thanks for the lotto. Good luck everyone, and if i'm not the winner i'm burning down the winners house ;)
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Thanks again man. :)
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Agh, fuck it. I'll take one of the last spots..
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I'll take a spot. I've spent about 500 bucks, been around for months, and have been writing reviews lately. Promise to give you a high quality one.
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Bruce, I got your happy pack sampler yesterday! fucking awesome bro! hands down, one of the best party packs I've had in a long time. Just opened up a cap and ate half of one. I was nodding way to hard from the H so I figured the mdma would perk me right up, and so far it seems to be doing what I want.
How come I cant see my feedback on your vendor page?
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Bruce, I got your happy pack sampler yesterday! fucking awesome bro! hands down, one of the best party packs I've had in a long time. Just opened up a cap and ate half of one. I was nodding way to hard from the H so I figured the mdma would perk me right up, and so far it seems to be doing what I want.
How come I cant see my feedback on your vendor page?
I have no idea. I think it might have something to do with the fact that it was a free sample and it's some sort of new scam deterrent. I'm not really planning on messaging vendor support about why my feedback that says "I have a hard one for you Libertas" isn't showing up on my profile lol. But whatever. Hopefully I can get a good review from the guy who has an open order with me, because I hooked that guy up proper on a small ass order.
Being a new vendor sucks.
Feel free to write me a review in my review thread when you've had a chance to sample everything though.
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Haha I broke a glass pitcher over my head last saturday. That was pretty depraved. I have stitches now. I hope your friday is more fun than that.
I was sober. I am hoping you can help keep my sobriety at bay! If I win I promise not to break a pitcher over the winner's head...
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Bruce had a weird night. The winner is #15 username purplepanth. The winner has been messaged and has 72 hours to send me a PM in the market.
Thanks for playing everyone. These are kind of fun and I like doing stuff for the community.
:)
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congrats purple!!
and a big props to the mighty boom stick weilder Bruce for throwin this!!
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You better enjoy it, purplepanth.
And ya, thanks for doing this Bruce. Don't forget that you're awesome.
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Congrats to the winner! Enjoy!
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Congratz purplepantz! The dice like you.
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Woohoo! I won!
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Apparently the winner locked himself out of his account somehow. He also sent me a PM in the market asking for samples a few weeks ago, along with about 2 dozen other people, which is literally the reason I went off on a user and got my account banned. So I need to sleep on this situation. The rules are that I send the winning username a PM with a secret code and they redeem their prize. This is to prevent people from trying to claim prizes they actually have not won (has happened before)
So... yeah. I need to think about this one for a night.
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Damn bro. Was he at least nice about it? You did say you would check the winner's eligibility after they were selected.
>3. Post in the thread and if I check out your posts and you aren't a moocher scammer beggar scammer >bastard with bad grammar I'll assign you a number.
>I will make a private prize listing, and will check your stats when you claim your prize. I have had to deny >prizes due to users who did not meet the qualifications in the past. Do not try and cheat or overlook the >restrictions.
peace and love
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Apparently the winner locked himself out of his account somehow. He also sent me a PM in the market asking for samples a few weeks ago, along with about 2 dozen other people, which is literally the reason I went off on a user and got my account banned. So I need to sleep on this situation. The rules are that I send the winning username a PM with a secret code and they redeem their prize. This is to prevent people from trying to claim prizes they actually have not won (has happened before)
So... yeah. I need to think about this one for a night.
I just wanted to add purplepanth started to post as her new handle ppanth well before the winner was announced. I would have called shenanigans if it was after.
It's your contest tho. You could declare yourself the winner and no one can say shit. Thanks for doing this anyway Mr Boomstick.
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Woohoo! I won!
haha not quite :)
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Woohoo someone else won!
Sorry I really don't want to cause a ruckus..bruce's contest, his rules apply..all good and back to my caffeine..
No complaints here.
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There's still a chance I didn't lose? C'mon drug gods shine your glory on my dick!
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i swear..
Bruce's lottos are always exciting!!
you never know what will happen!!
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Congrats to whoever won!
<-- This guy is about to put up a review for Mr. Hard-on fairy drugs! (aka: Big Bruce, aka: GroovyBruce, aka: BruceCampbell, aka: AKA, aka: FairiGraBruce)
I can safely and comfortably say Bruce is the first male to give me a hard on! lol Hope you all got that joke.
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If I can get another reference or something proving that the winner is actually the winner I have no problem sending off the prize. I just think it's a terribly inconvenient time to lock yourself out of an account and I don't want to send off a prize to the wrong person.
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WHY CAN'T YOU EVER ESCAPE DRAMA?!
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WHY CAN'T YOU EVER ESCAPE DRAMA?!
You think I have drama here... you should read the PM's I get or hang out with me in real life. Ugh.
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The user messaged me in the market and said they were going to post here a few hours ago, so I don't really know what to make of the situation exactly. I don't want to offend anyone or send off a prize and then realize I've been swindled a few days later. This is why Bruce cant have nice things.
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It was terribly inconvenient to lock myself out for sure. Timing, I didn't really think much of that til this morning.
I had been browsing the forums, and the main site, read again about someone being hacked, keylogged whatever, and thought to myself hmm my forum password shouldn't be close to my other password. So I went and changed both, to totally different new shit that seemed like something I would recall.
I am always on and then off here, doing 2,3 or 4 other things depending on whats going on(a lot of it is taking care of others needs,kinda like customer service).. I had set the security question on the purplepanth account and when I couldn't remember the password I just freaking made up, I tried that..and for whatever reason even though I know the security question and answer it still wont take the reset.
I made a new account and asked in customer support, and they said they don't get into the forum password thing because its too hard to verify who someone is or isn't. I was flustered and annoyed and walked away from the computer, thinking I would try again later..
I tried again Friday morning and gave up, I mean, I just went fuck it, and then made this account and did the damned 50 in newbs forum so I could go say hi in the coffee thread and whatever else I wanted to yak about.
Its not noteworthy except for this, and honestly had I thought for 2 seconds it would make any kind of a big deal I would have not said anything..Really truly not into stirring up anything. Whomever Bruce declares a winner, is the winner, its his contest.
So moral of the story, don't be a fucktard and forget your password!
Anyhow on to other things..
edited to say..I was typing and thinking how to say I am an idiot that got paranoid reading shit on the forum and not giving away who what where I am at the same time..part of my multitasking and forgetfulness is very very easily tied to what is going on around me that I do not mention on the forums. And I totally got caught up reading about planetexpress and the current FE bullshit scam they may be pulling between when I messaged Bruce on the main site and now..sorry I was sidetracked..
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^^^
I'll send you a message in the market with a private listing URL so you can claim your prize. I just needed to confirm the username change. No worries.
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Lottery number please, I like Xanax!
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Lottery number please, I like Xanax!
Err... maybe next time read the entire thread because the lottery is over lol.
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Lottery number please, I like Xanax!
Err... maybe next time read the entire thread because the lottery is over lol.
i know, but that shit was long as hell 2 read...I woulda been here for ages.
Thanks anyways.
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Bruce you are a clusterfuck magnet! lol
btw since I am quite high right now, can you please post a link to where you want this review?
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Thanks Bruce!
I will check back tomorrow, I did not mean to be sitting here quite this late..but I got to wake up a winner! and go to sleep one too!!
I really do understand tho, no worries here.
Have a good one everyone!!!
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Thanks Bruce!
I will check back tomorrow, I did not mean to be sitting here quite this late..but I got to wake up a winner! and go to sleep one too!!
I really do understand tho, no worries here.
Have a good one everyone!!!
Night, man! :)
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Bruce you are a clusterfuck magnet! lol
btw since I am quite high right now, can you please post a link to where you want this review?
The link is at the bottom of my profile signature Home: http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=83885.0
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I can vouch for ppanth he is who he says she is! He just had a password problem but he's definitely not scamming you. He's very nice too.
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It's been sorted out. I've just had problems in the past. People have tried to message me and claim prizes they haven't won, there's an asshole on here with 3 or 4 forum accounts, etc.
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damn, i was looking forward to sampling bruce's wares, oh well i'll get paid soon and just buy some. congratulations ppanth, pity about your house being set on fire soon. ;)
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damn, i was looking forward to sampling bruce's wares, oh well i'll get paid soon and just buy some. congratulations ppanth, pity about your house being set on fire soon. ;)
Just because you threaten to burn one guys house down and send him a feces grenade with Xanax shrapnel in the mail you suddenly get a reputation as a lunatic...
Lol.
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damn, i was looking forward to sampling bruce's wares, oh well i'll get paid soon and just buy some. congratulations ppanth, pity about your house being set on fire soon. ;)
Just because you threaten to burn one guys house down and send him a feces grenade with Xanax shrapnel in the mail you suddenly get a reputation as a lunatic...
Lol.
Bruce Bruce nooo don't be so hard on yourself.. we thought you were a lunatic well before the poo bomb!!
;)
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Ppanth is a good shit I'm glad he won! Bruce I didn't read the whole thread, but I thought your joke about the poo mail was funny. I didn't think you'd really do it, but I guess the SR admin's thought you would!
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Bruce you miss understand, i was threatening to burn down the winners house earlier in thread, and i wont use flaming poo.
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Bruce you miss understand, i was threatening to burn down the winners house earlier in thread, and i wont use flaming poo.
That's a little extreme. Lol.
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Hello Bruce, If there's another lottery going on i'd love to jump in on it.
In my signature you can find a link to my old forum account that i forgot the password to.
I've got good buying stats, and have written a few reviews for other vendors on my old Forum account.
Thanks for the consideration, hope i can be apart of the next lottery