Can you imagine this one? ACLU SF - Hey there ACLU dad, how is your daughter doing today? ACLU Dad - She is doing great! We found out that her baby sitter is a pedophile who was feeling urges to rape her, but thankfully since CP is legal to view he just jacked off to that instead ACLU SF - Wow that is great! ACLU Dad - Yeah and since we know pedophilia is a mental illness and not something worthy of being killed for in and of itself, he actually felt confident enough to go seek help from a psychologist, and decided he should stop baby sitting kids ! ACLU SF - Sweet, it sure is nice we do not crusade against people for desires they cannot help, and allow them to release their sexual urges through pornography of children who cannot be un-victimized rather than encouraging them to bottle up their feelings, not seek help and molest kids since they need sexual release and are going to get the same sentence for raping your daughter as they would for watching a video of a girl being raped who cannot be unraped without a time machine! _____ How about this one? ACLU SF - Hey there ACLU Dad what is happening? ACLU Dad - OMG my 13 year old son got arrested and charged as a sex offender and is going to prison and having to register as a sex offender for the rest of his life!! ACLU SF - OMG what did that little sick fuck do? ACLU Dad - He took a picture of his dick with his new camera phone and posted it to the internet, and now the police are charging him with production and distribution of child porn! ACLU SF - Hahaha you almost had me there ACLU dad, thankfully we live in a libertarian society and allow teenagers to take pictures of themselves naked, and even allow others to view such pictures ACLU Dad - I know, I am just kidding, my son is doing fine and is a perfectly normal and healthy teenager ACLU SF 2 - I know I saw the pictures when looking at CP, and it was nice to be able to jack off to self produced and published CP instead of go rape some kids! ---------- How about this one ACLU SF - So what is up ACLU dad ! ACLU Dad - OMG my 18 year old son just got sent to prison for CP possession! ACLU SF - Wow what a sick fuck ACLU Dad - No he is actually really normal and not even a pedophile, he just happened to stumble on a CP file and downloaded it out of curiosity, decided he didn't like it and deleted it, but then the FBI swarmed his house and now the entire neighborhood is calling for his castration! ACLU SF - Wow it sure sucks to live in a world full of emotional nut cases!