Hell I almost prefer the conservative approach of sending people to jail for drug charges versus the liberal approach of sending people to in patient rehab. In patient rehab is like prison but even worse because it is a reeducation prison. Instead of playing cards all day passing the time, you will be subjected to a bombardment of bullshit at all times. First of all you should realize that the number one so called "medicine" used by these so called "addiction specialists" to so called "cure" so called "addiction" is a whopping dose of The Holy Bible. No joke. NA / AA methodology is very commonly used. So pretty much you will be arrested with some marijuana and thanks to good old Obama fighting for us you will not go to prison, but instead you will go to a so called "treatment center" which looks suspiciously like a prison, and has locks, and CCTV, and guards, etc. During your several month stay, in which you will be treated of your "marijuana addiction" (which means you used marijuana once in your life), you will take several classes every day. Your first class will probably consist of "drug education" in which you learn all about how marijuana puts holes in your brain, is highly addictive and leads to all sorts of crime. After learning The Truth About Drugs (tm), you will probably then go to a self help group! After starting off with the serenity prayer, you will be told that you are completely helpless at stopping your marijuana use, despite all of the horrible things it has done to you (like get you sent to the not-a-prison locked down "treatment center"). But there is good news! You see, Jesus loves you just as much as he hates drugs, and if you turn your life over to him he can totally help you get over your marijuana addiction! After ending this class with the Lords Prayer, you will probably go to your next class of the day, Moral Thinking (tm). Here you may role play various things, such as calling the police when you see people using drugs (because after all, their marijuana use might end up with someone dead, if they drive while high, do you really want to take that risk?!). Your next class might be Positive Behavior Learning (TM). Here you might brainstorm fun things you can do besides be a hopeless marijuana junkie, maybe you can exercise instead (or better yet go to church!). Next you might go to a lecture, and hear about how every drug user who you *think* is your friend is really just using you, a total negative influence on you, and you should totally never communicate with them again when you are released because they are just demon marijuana addicts who are going to push the devils herb on you. The truth is, you don't have any friends at all! Maybe you should brainstorm some ways to make new friends when you are released, a good suggestion is by meeting people at Church! Finally you will end up at Snitch On Everybody Class (TM), where you will be encouraged to report on the progress of everybody else, and let the Guards (who love you almost as much as Jesus does!) know if anyone has been saying anything that indicates they might use again when they are released! That is a big no no! Do you disagree with anything that they say to you? WRONG. They are "Addiction Specialists" (tm) and went to school to get a fucking degree you stupid junkie! You better agree with them, or they are going to tell the judge that you are still a hopeless addict and then you might fail rehab and go to jail after all! So put on a smile, say you have found the Good Lord, drugs ruined your life and you didn't even know it (probably because you were too high to see!), and pretend like you have taken a big gulp of the kool aid. Make sure to never let on that you think it is a crock of shit, or else one of the group members who has seen the light will "help you" in Snitch On Everybody Class (TM). You will go through this for about as long as you would have spent in jail playing cards! Thanks Liberals, you guys are so unlike the mean old conservatives, you really care about people!