I really need to start taking advantage of liberals mental deficiencies more. I think I will start with a free apple program. Everyone likes apples right? Okay, if you pay me $500 a month I will supply you with two free apples a month. It is win win, you get free apples and I get $500 !! The difference between my free apple program and the governments free programs is that the government has an army of armed thugs who force you to pay for all of your free shit, where as I can only hope you like free apples enough to pay $500 a month for them.