I love christians that is why I want to send them to paradise and help them avoid the potential risk of ending up in hell. I honestly have no problems with christians. And I am actually making fun of christian logic. If they really think they will go to eternal bliss after they die, but not if they kill themselves, they should be crossing their fingers that somebody kills them already. Plus even though a small minority of christians are not totally insane control freaks who want everyone who doesn't think exactly as they do to repent or burn in hell, enough of them are fucking insane enough and bad enough for humanity that I really am not sure I would miss them as a whole (actually I certainly wouldn't, although I certainly would miss individuals).