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Off topic / Things I did today
« on: March 22, 2012, 03:02 pm »
I woke up and did clothes. Then I did some bacon and eggs. Then I did drugs.
All of these sentences sound equally retarded.
Just a public service announcement.
Pretty sure drugs are not an act duty or role, although USING drugs is an act that you can do
pretty sure that drugs are not an amount of work
pretty sure that drugs are not something you accomplish, finish or complete (anyway does "I did sex" sound like a good way to say "I had sex"? I mean, it is something you can accomplish finish and complete.....)
pretty sure that drugs are not something you put forth or exert
I smoke(d) marijuana - acceptable
I use(d) marijuana - acceptable
I did marijuana - fail
I do marijuana - fail
I did (smoke) marijuana - acceptable
I do (smoke) marijuana - acceptable
when I hear people say that they did/do or have done marijuana I picture them dry humping a marijuana plant
Think about it, would you say you have done bacon simply because you have eaten it before? have you done cigarettes? Do you do cigarettes?
***explodes***
All of these sentences sound equally retarded.
Just a public service announcement.
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to perform (an act, duty, role, etc.): Do nothing until you hear the bell.
to execute (a piece or amount of work): to do a hauling job.
to accomplish; finish; complete: He has already done his homework.
to put forth; exert: Do your best.
to be the cause of (good, harm, credit, etc.); bring about; effect.
Pretty sure drugs are not an act duty or role, although USING drugs is an act that you can do
pretty sure that drugs are not an amount of work
pretty sure that drugs are not something you accomplish, finish or complete (anyway does "I did sex" sound like a good way to say "I had sex"? I mean, it is something you can accomplish finish and complete.....)
pretty sure that drugs are not something you put forth or exert
I smoke(d) marijuana - acceptable
I use(d) marijuana - acceptable
I did marijuana - fail
I do marijuana - fail
I did (smoke) marijuana - acceptable
I do (smoke) marijuana - acceptable
when I hear people say that they did/do or have done marijuana I picture them dry humping a marijuana plant
Think about it, would you say you have done bacon simply because you have eaten it before? have you done cigarettes? Do you do cigarettes?
***explodes***