I woke up and did clothes. Then I did some bacon and eggs. Then I did drugs.
All of these sentences sound equally retarded.
Just a public service announcement.
to perform (an act, duty, role, etc.): Do nothing until you hear the bell.
to execute (a piece or amount of work): to do a hauling job.
to accomplish; finish; complete: He has already done his homework.
to put forth; exert: Do your best.
to be the cause of (good, harm, credit, etc.); bring about; effect.
Pretty sure drugs are not an act duty or role, although USING drugs is an act that you can do
pretty sure that drugs are not an amount of work
pretty sure that drugs are not something you accomplish, finish or complete (anyway does "I did sex" sound like a good way to say "I had sex"? I mean, it is something you can accomplish finish and complete.....)
pretty sure that drugs are not something you put forth or exert
I smoke(d) marijuana - acceptable
I use(d) marijuana - acceptable
I did marijuana - fail
I do marijuana - fail
I did (smoke) marijuana - acceptable
I do (smoke) marijuana - acceptable
when I hear people say that they did/do or have done marijuana I picture them dry humping a marijuana plant
Think about it, would you say you have done bacon simply because you have eaten it before? have you done cigarettes? Do you do cigarettes?
***explodes***
You're a moron who can't grammar good.
I did my nails, I did the laundry, I did my chores, I did my girlfriend, I did the groceries, I did any number of things.
There is no conspiracy. Your brain is just full of fuck.
First, I have never heard anyone say that they did the groceries and if they did say that I would probably look at them like they just said one of the stupidest things I have ever heard. You did your girlfriend is a slang term, which could be said about doing drugs also, but in the case of your girlfriend you saying you did her is not the result of propaganda.
do as used for drugs is even listed in the fucking dictionary as a slang use of the word:
Slang To take (drugs) illegally: "If you do drugs you are going to be in continual trouble" (Jimmy Breslin).
Vulgar Slang To have sex with; bring to orgasm.
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/do
as far as laundry goes:
To prepare for further use especially by washing: did the dishes.
chores:
To carry out; commit: a crime that had been done on purpose.
To perform or execute: do one's assigned task; do a series of business deals.
nails:
to set or style (the hair).
To apply cosmetics to: did her face.