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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: canuckboy on April 07, 2013, 09:29 pm

Title: What would Jesus do if he was on the road?
Post by: canuckboy on April 07, 2013, 09:29 pm
I bet old man Jesus would be into pot and DMT . 
He'd have a cult following like Terrence McKenna .

He would have a vendor account and be selling his handmade anointing oils and wine. 

Moses would be all like, "hey Jesus, want any shrooms man?  Gotta try these out."

Then Allah steps in and says, "guys, guys my hash and opium is the greatest in all the land."

Just then, the devil comes around and says, "I got some meth and crack you gotta try.."

Title: Re: What would Jesus do if he was on the road?
Post by: Immortally on April 07, 2013, 10:05 pm
Quote from: canuckboy on April 07, 2013, 09:29 pm
I bet old man Jesus would be into pot and DMT . 
He'd have a cult following like Terrence McKenna .

He would have a vendor account and be selling his handmade anointing oils and wine. 

Moses would be all like, "hey Jesus, want any shrooms man?  Gotta try these out."

Then Allah steps in and says, "guys, guys my hash and opium is the greatest in all the land."

Just then, the devil comes around and says, "I got some meth and crack you gotta try.."

haha fantastic big grin this one i,ll save on my pc doc for sure   ;D i,ve nothing to add
Title: Re: What would Jesus do if he was on the road?
Post by: RS7FI8ZRkm on April 07, 2013, 10:08 pm
bahaha thats pretty funny, but wheres buddha come in? with the acid? an who's got the mdma  :P
Title: Re: What would Jesus do if he was on the road?
Post by: surmer on April 08, 2013, 12:33 am
 ;D
Title: Re: What would Jesus do if he was on the road?
Post by: connoisseur on April 08, 2013, 07:56 am
Quote from: canuckboy on April 07, 2013, 09:29 pm
I bet old man Jesus would be into pot and DMT . 
He'd have a cult following like Terrence McKenna .

He would have a vendor account and be selling his handmade anointing oils and wine. 

Moses would be all like, "hey Jesus, want any shrooms man?  Gotta try these out."

Then Allah steps in and says, "guys, guys my hash and opium is the greatest in all the land."

Just then, the devil comes around and says, "I got some meth and crack you gotta try.."

K+1
Title: Re: What would Jesus do if he was on the road?
Post by: White 0ut on April 08, 2013, 08:27 am
He is on the road silly! :o ;D


http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/user/53555a9222

He's into all types of fun stuff! Check his vendor profile out! ;)
Title: Re: What would Jesus do if he was on the road?
Post by: aussiepp on April 08, 2013, 12:07 pm
I imagine he'd be selling Bibles and Opium.

Probably the most reliable vendor, I'd imagine.
Title: Re: What would Jesus do if he was on the road?
Post by: Limetless on April 08, 2013, 12:15 pm
I'd imagine he'd be focusing on staying away from large beams of wood and nails....
Title: Re: What would Jesus do if he was on the road?
Post by: Twelve_Pickles on April 08, 2013, 12:34 pm
Quote from: Limetless on April 08, 2013, 12:15 pm
I'd imagine he'd be focusing on staying away from large beams of wood and nails....

...trying to get some peace with Ms Magdelene.
Title: Re: What would Jesus do if he was on the road?
Post by: Limetless on April 08, 2013, 12:42 pm
Quote from: Twelve_Pickles on April 08, 2013, 12:34 pm
Quote from: Limetless on April 08, 2013, 12:15 pm
I'd imagine he'd be focusing on staying away from large beams of wood and nails....

...trying to get some peace with Ms Magdelene.

Lol nah he'd be nailing her against a cross. ;)
Title: Re: What would Jesus do if he was on the road?
Post by: valakki on April 08, 2013, 09:56 pm
Jesus is up here! u didnt notice? his mdma is the bomb!
Title: Re: What would Jesus do if he was on the road?
Post by: Jediknight on April 09, 2013, 01:16 am
Jesusofrave is a vendor here.  Sells xtc.

Jesus was a cool cat, he healed people with his special oils.  In modern times, Jesus would be in favor of hemp oil.
Title: Re: What would Jesus do if he was on the road?
Post by: ytabletrash on April 09, 2013, 03:21 am
The flying spaghetti monster is a huge fan of cannabutter I am sure.