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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: Banjo Lips on April 07, 2013, 02:54 am
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My room in the halfway house is filled with roaches. they are crawling up my ass, in my ear and mouth. they even got all together and put in my sugar hill gang cassette in my boom box while i was sleeping. I called the management, the health dept and 911. they just laugh at me and tell me to stop smoking crack! can anyone watching this bug report help a homeboy out?
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Go to a pet store and buy some gegcos and let them loose in your room.
I am not kidding. A friend of mine did this and it worked amazingly well.
Also go through every inch of your room with a can of expanding foam and fill in any holes you find.
Only other choice is some nasty chemicals or icky traps.
But I feel for you. Sorry to hear you have to live in such a place. I for one would rather pitch a tent in the woods than live with those things.
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Ahhh urban life. Get the fuck out of the city.
Come to the country and get your life back.
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Ahhh urban life. Get the fuck out of the city.
Come to the country and get your life back.
Couldn't agree more its way cheaper to live, beautiful scenery, and fresh air.
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Ahhh urban life. Get the fuck out of the city.
Come to the country and get your life back.
Couldn't agree more its way cheaper to live, beautiful scenery, and fresh air.
I never got why people like the country. Maybe it's because I grew up in the country that I hate it so. To each his own my friends.
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say hello to my little friends..
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I thought people like you eat them ?
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Sail away... sail away, my friend. Or you could set that bitch on fire.
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Halfway house? Why not a full house? Not playing with a full deck of cards? 52 pickup?
Just a few questions:
Enlighten us as to why you were in prison?
We're you the mommy or the daddy of the cel?
Did your bum get used to it eventually?
Did you get really good at Giving head ?
I bet prison life was just like summer camp. Together with the boys, sleeping on cots in bunkbeds . . . So fun.
I'd be the cel bitch myself. They would rape me until I bleed badly. I'd be forced to be giving head like I loved it. That's what shanks are shiva are for .
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haha, I thought the thread was about joint roaches. But there's nothing wrong with joint roaches ;)
Definitely go see an exterminator lol
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Hey BANJO LIPS I've got roaches up my arse hole too and their 2'' long my place is covered with them but my psychiatric nurse says it's the crack there's nothing there so when she visited me I showed her the hole where they come from and she rang for a straight jacket squad to come get me now I'm stuck in this institution for flashing which I don't remember doing oh hold on a min it's medication time the bells are ringing I'll be back soon damn cockroaches. ?....
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FUCKING ROACHES.
I had to check this thread just in case this wasn't a metaphor. My anger and loathing required me to check it.
The only thing worse than roaches are BEDBUGS. FUCK BEDBUGS. But roaches are #2 on my hit list. I've killed a thousand of the suckers, ugh.
The gecko suggestion is gold. They will eat the ever living shit out of those roaches.
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Here's how u will deal with them. Go get some 40 gasoline > throw it all at the whole place, even bed/computer/clothes > set the whole place in fire > ? > profit!
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"FUCKING COCKROACHS"
-Scarface
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"FUCKING COCKROACHS"
-Scarface
ROFL!
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My room in the halfway house is filled with roaches. they are crawling up my ass, in my ear and mouth. they even got all together and put in my sugar hill gang cassette in my boom box while i was sleeping. I called the management, the health dept and 911. they just laugh at me and tell me to stop smoking crack! can anyone watching this bug report help a homeboy out?
HAHAHAHA made my night!. Cant give you money but have a +k
I remember when i was in the half way house we used to catch the cockroaches and paint numbers on the back with white-out. Them fuckers live for ages!!! Then i moved out cos the tactical response group raided the house and fell thru the roof!