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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: yakuza on April 06, 2013, 07:08 am
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Hmmm.. I wonder how many women use the SR... Of course we would never know but I'm just curious.
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there are no girls on the internet
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I'm moving this too off topic, there may be some girls in there ;)
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there's at least 2. FACT.
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You're a lady, right, Ron Swanson? Then there's PrincessHIGH and TrashBox and KitKatIsBoredNow and ... and ... and .... ? So, there are at least a few women on the interwebz.
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Ladies abound here. Check out the thread written by trash box.
Girls only thread.
I've never. Been in it. Panty raid?
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damn scout, i was a stealth listed lady until then! haha
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I'm moving this too off topic, there may be some girls in there ;)
Man doesn't this make the OP being a newbie, not able to post now in his thread?
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damn scout, i was a stealth listed lady until then! haha
nah, i've seen you mention it before. :P
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oh of course there's ladies on here! I've seen them before, and know a few. Don't underestimate the internet.
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Yes we are a couple
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oh of course there's ladies on here! I've seen them before, and know a few. Don't underestimate the internet.
Iv banged one :D
Chaos
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Iv banged one :D
Chaos
FALSE.
Everyone knows that any female that would actually have sex with any of us darknet denizens is actually a figment of our sex deprived minds struggling to turn all that porn we consume into a reality.
Of course, if you discover a giant green tentacled monster with a jaw filled with endless rows of teeth trying to eat your genitals, then that means you somehow did actually find a chick willing to do you, and you just took too much of whatever it is you took (pretty sure there is at least one person on here who this has happened to...can't remember who though).
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Iv banged one :D
Chaos
FALSE.
Everyone knows that any female that would actually have sex with any of us darknet denizens is actually a figment of our sex deprived minds struggling to turn all that porn we consume into a reality.
Of course, if you discover a giant green tentacled monster with a jaw filled with endless rows of teeth trying to eat your genitals, then that means you somehow did actually find a chick willing to do you, and you just took too much of whatever it is you took (pretty sure there is at least one person on here who this has happened to...can't remember who though).
maybe for you but I know who I'm fucking. Maybe you don't get any sex from a lady but I know I do.
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Since when do the MODZ flock to the girl threadz? I've had SO MANY.... :-\
We have a SISTERHOOD !!!! :)
Our Club:
Her HIGHness ***bow*** PrincessHIGH :-*
Sexy TK1991
KittyKat meowwwww
RonSwanson the slaaaaaaaagggg :P
ETTE aka Mrs.McGrizzle
intothewild, our newest addition who had this so say about DPR:
Being a gay girl i still wouldnt mind having that man do bad bad things to meeeeeeeeeeeee
Also, yakuza, did you miss the BOOB contest thread? who did you think was going to enter that? Are man boobs pics worth anything around here? dick pics might bring in some hash, but the girls
PS: There's another chick here, too, but she is hard to find.... PM90...(idk if that's even her real name ??? )... I hearddd she FYNE, y'all :-X
If anyone knows her can you please direct her to this super secret girl thread (guard this link with your life, ladies. share it with anyone that has a penis and you will DIE)!!! Link: http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=120397.msg825241#msg825241
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HAHA shaaaame! you beg it wastegash that's why you slag, there's a grimy clunge detector alerting the boys(?) in blue to stay away from you.
but really in all seriousness can you please stop calling it a sisterhood and just be honest, it's an underground spice girls fan club. if that was just some elaborate ruse to get me there then you are even more manipulative than i believed possible. i need some love like i never needed love before...
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you beg it wastegash that's why you slag, there's a grimy clunge detector alerting the boys(?) in blue to stay away from you.
ummm, what? SPEAK AMERICAN :P
but really in all seriousness can you please stop calling it a sisterhood and just be honest, it's an underground spice girls fan club. if that was just some elaborate ruse to get me there then you are even more manipulative than i believed possible. i need some love like i never needed love before...
SISTERHOOD SISTERHOOD SISTERHOOD SISTERHOOD
"We got the flavor, the bad behavior, the rythym, the melody, the juice for you to savor"
^^is that our motto? I CUNT remember. and notice i spelled behaviour all british-like, for a favour. SO SAVOUR
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My bet is that some are G.I.R.L.s (= Guys In Real Life).
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My bet is that some are G.I.R.L.s (= Guys In Real Life).
Shhhhhh, don't ruin the secret!!!!
Chaos
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My bet is that some are G.I.R.L.s (= Guys In Real Life).
hehe, oh heya, scout :) i'm sure that's true but the SISTERHOOD has a rigorous initiation process that no man could ever possibly pass :P
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you beg it wastegash that's why you slag, there's a grimy clunge detector alerting the boys(?) in blue to stay away from you.
ummm, what? SPEAK AMERICAN :P
ohh shit you didn't understand? oops my bad. i never saw that coming. not from a mile off. i just meant that your somewhat overwhelming femininity can come off a bit intimidating and you just have this way with words, i can't quite uhhh.. just sooo eloquent and classy... did i say enchanting?
SISTERHOOD SISTERHOOD SISTERHOOD SISTERHOOD
"We got the flavor, the bad behavior, the rythym, the melody, the juice for you to savor"
^^is that our motto? I CUNT remember. and notice i spelled behaviour all british-like, for a favour. SO SAVOUR
aw you wrote some english in the english language. someone's looking for a gold star today!! go on keep saying sisterhood, it just makes me think of nuns, hippies and cults. i don't like that motto it makes us look like a group of rambunctious nymphos. that's just everyone else. can our motto be "we are female. we really do have lady parts. lock your chastity belts. we are already here. sorry were you not expecting us?"
ok i'm not sure what constitutes a motto. it's not on the swanson pyramid of greatness...
My bet is that some are G.I.R.L.s (= Guys In Real Life).
hehe, oh heya, scout :) i'm sure that's true but the SISTERHOOD has a rigorous initiation process that no man could ever possibly pass :P
oh yeah what's that then? just lol. also lol. and i'm pretty sure i never actually sent you that pic so i could still be a big hairy bloke for all you know. i'm still not 100% certain about you being female. REALLY i can only say hand on heart there's one other female and that's kitkat. she'll vouch me back fo sho if anyone gives a shit.
some of the newer 'girls' do smell pretty fishy ahaha unavoidable pun. sorry sorry. i swear i saw one with a btc address in the sig and everything ::) incidentally if anyone wants to send me coins for my random outcome in the genetic lottery, please do feel free... 1Cj4wGmihBt9JYocLPc5LyXwxJCaToGnoH i promise i will not mock you
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Wait, so to join this elusive Sisterhood, one must send photo proof? So you're receiving a constant stream (pun intended?) of dick pics from the guys AND boob pics from the ladies? Are you in the process of making some sort of SR community calendar? :P
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Wait, so to join this elusive Sisterhood, one must send photo proof? So you're receiving a constant stream (pun intended?) of dick pics from the guys AND boob pics from the ladies? Are you in the process of making some sort of SR community calendar? :P
No no. In order for someone to join the sister hood they must have a 2 hour fuck session with me. Once I approve that they are 100% female then the other members go full force orgy. It's the only way they can make sure.
Chaos 8)
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a 2 hour fuck session with me. Once I approve that they are 100% female then the other members go full force orgy. It's the only way they can make sure.
Chaos 8)
sure. yeah this happens. definitely heard something about this but i am shunned for my lack of interest in the men and wander round like an aimless gypsy. occasionally trash box comes to see me like how ya doing ron? i remember you, send me nudes? she makes me feel validated. i love her <3 i am sitting outside her house right now. i even hacked her wifi to post this.
Wait, so to join this elusive Sisterhood, one must send photo proof? So you're receiving a constant stream (pun intended?) of dick pics from the guys AND boob pics from the ladies? Are you in the process of making some sort of SR community calendar? :P
just compiling strictly for personal use. she's having a fantastic fap fest as we speak. i see her. close the curtains slag.
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a 2 hour fuck session with me. Once I approve that they are 100% female then the other members go full force orgy. It's the only way they can make sure.
Chaos 8)
Thank you, Chaos! finally somebody comes up with a plan that involves all of us getting laid. ABOUT FUCKING TIME.
See, dearest universe, <3 love <3 is what happens when you give the peoples access to all your glorious drugs. well... ideas of love happen :)
sure. yeah this happens. definitely heard something about this but i am shunned for my lack of interest in the men and wander round like an aimless gypsy. occasionally trash box comes to see me like how ya doing ron? i remember you, send me nudes? she makes me feel validated. i love her <3 i am sitting outside her house right now. i even hacked her wifi to post this.
bitch! how did you guess my password? I thought 'DPR4EVA' was HACK proof :'(
Wait, so to join this elusive Sisterhood, one must send photo proof? So you're receiving a constant stream (pun intended?) of dick pics from the guys AND boob pics from the ladies? Are you in the process of making some sort of SR community calendar? :P
LOL yes... i started out collecting them for TSC listing pics, but then the DICK/OFF happened and, well, i think we started a trend :o Check it out: http://silkroadvb5piz3r.onion/silkroad/item/22bd0ab917
just compiling strictly for personal use. she's having a fantastic fap fest as we speak. i see her. close the curtains slag.
*fab fest
and close the curtains? whaaaaaaaa? i thought you wanted to watch my Chris Christie look-alike roomie do jane fonda work out tapes all afternoon? uhhhhhh, i mean... Curtains are for NON-exhibitionists.
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ahhh quote overload my brain is frazzled! i can see in your head. it's crazy in there. can't hang about too long. too many dicks floating around. mentally scarred. going to watch new nurse jackie to get those wieners out. hells to the yeeeaah!
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ahhh quote overload my brain is frazzled! i can see in your head. it's crazy in there. can't hang about too long. too many dicks floating around. mentally scarred. going to watch new nurse jackie to get those wieners out. hells to the yeeeaah!
PENIS PENIS PENIS
cummmm on.. it's just a long, hard piece of fleshy muscle, why is it sooooo scary ?? Also, nurse jackie? my mom loves that show, and i have always suspected she was sorta lezbehonset... before nurse jackie her favorite show was The L Word. Ok, so any thoughts on my mum based on this?
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ffs woman. back in my head now. i don't know. can't handle it right now. i'm in too much of a fragile state for the imagery. LOL your mum loves the l word. that show was cringey as hell and so unrealistic. i watched it through like 4 times. love it. really weird you mention it now i was LITERALLY just bouncing off l word quotes with my ex a couple hours ago.. the old fav "FUCK MY MOTHERRRRR!!!!!" you hack my phone to get me back for your wifi? anyway i don't know i preferred queer as folk tbh but i'm not a chutney ferret. oh you have just opened up so many 'your mom' jokes to me now haha. nurse jackie is awesome. billie joe armstrong od'd on heroin in the last season :D i pretty much love everything on showtime. dexter, the big c, weeds, nurse jackie, the l word... omg almost forgot united states of tara! most underrated tv show. oh fuck when did it get light! i'm losing it tb i'm fading......
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ffs woman. back in my head now. i don't know. can't handle it right now. i'm in too much of a fragile state for the imagery. LOL your mum loves the l word. that show was cringey as hell and so unrealistic. i watched it through like 4 times. love it. really weird you mention it now i was LITERALLY just bouncing off l word quotes with my ex a couple hours ago.. the old fav "FUCK MY MOTHERRRRR!!!!!" you hack my phone to get me back for your wifi? anyway i don't know i preferred queer as folk tbh but i'm not a chutney ferret. oh you have just opened up so many 'your mom' jokes to me now haha. nurse jackie is awesome. billie joe armstrong od'd on heroin in the last season :D i pretty much love everything on showtime. dexter, the big c, weeds, nurse jackie, the l word... omg almost forgot united states of tara! most underrated tv show. oh fuck when did it get light! i'm losing it tb i'm fading......
I never watched The L Word BUT I watched The Real L Word... and those chicks all drove me fucking NUTS. i mean, dreaded-hot(ish) girls dating other hot(ish) fedora-wearing lezzy chicks I THOUGHT would be my thang. Nope. turns out i'm into british biker chicks who play hard to get :P
Are you really losing it? or are you falling asleep cause it's past your bedtime? once i thought i was fading... turns out i had set my alarm clock to "radio" instead of the beeping noise. so i woke up to miley fucking cyrus singing "party in the usa". you try getting out of bed after something like that.
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ohhh god the real l word... yep my ex used to watch that and i'd be like oh ffs when did you become such a dedicated dyke? go to a fuckin gay rights march or kick theresa may in the head or listen to tegan and sara. she was straight before she met me and it's not like it was my influence... also, just saying, dreads on girls are wrong. but does the carpet match the drapes? i watched a show on london lezzers but could only stomach a couple eps. utter dickheads. that is my general view on people who are into the whole lesbian club scene but maybe it's across the board like the kinda people who choose to be on reality tv tend to be intolerable too so it's the worst of the worst. i think i just hate everyone and everything lol. except you ofc. what do you mean hard to get? come to the land of bad teeth, i'm located in a large conurbation in the south east of this little island. oh and prepare to be bitterly disappointed.
but yeah i'm ranting and rambling for no particular reason. i'm losing it. ridiculously sleep deprived i've been in constant agony for the last couple weeks. i've tried more new drugs in this time than i've had in my entire life. kratom today. i don't even research this shit anymore. just slide a little pill down my throat i'll try to keep it down or pull my plug an don't be frightened by the soundddd
btw what the fuck is a fedora? lol you have an alarm clock. retro cool? do you keep your ipod in a walkman case? i woke up to jenna marbles shouting at me the other day it was lovely. shame it wasn't the PEOPLE WHO NEED TO PIPE THE FUCK DOWN video though haha
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ffs woman. back in my head now. i don't know. can't handle it right now. i'm in too much of a fragile state for the imagery. LOL your mum loves the l word. that show was cringey as hell and so unrealistic. i watched it through like 4 times. love it. really weird you mention it now i was LITERALLY just bouncing off l word quotes with my ex a couple hours ago.. the old fav "FUCK MY MOTHERRRRR!!!!!" you hack my phone to get me back for your wifi? anyway i don't know i preferred queer as folk tbh but i'm not a chutney ferret. oh you have just opened up so many 'your mom' jokes to me now haha. nurse jackie is awesome. billie joe armstrong od'd on heroin in the last season :D i pretty much love everything on showtime. dexter, the big c, weeds, nurse jackie, the l word... omg almost forgot united states of tara! most underrated tv show. oh fuck when did it get light! i'm losing it tb i'm fading......
So, Ron, i just read this to my mommy and she says "OMG YES! USoT was definitely the most underated show ever. Please tell her those are my favorite shows, except for the big c. Tell her she needs to switch over to HBO for Big Love, instead." (mmm, amanda segfried is in that show) Mom ALSO hated the real L word because she thought they didn't cast any "cool lesbians" hahahaha. Then she went on to list all of her "cool" friends who should have been cast instead ::) i DEF wouldn't watch with it with any of her friends... those bitches BE CRAY...
Anyway, the real l word. That one chick with the really squeaky voice that kept dating her gross ex boyfriend, well, she was fun to watch in sex scenes with the girlfriend, but other than that i think she needed the boot. i quit watching before the wedding... i couldn't bear to see those two marry eachother... it was too cheesy.... to the point where i felt uncomfortable watching.
So, you just talking to her?..... or hanging out with her?... or fucking the ex? hmmmmmmmm i guess i will have to hack further ???
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ffs woman. back in my head now. i don't know. can't handle it right now. i'm in too much of a fragile state for the imagery. LOL your mum loves the l word. that show was cringey as hell and so unrealistic. i watched it through like 4 times. love it. really weird you mention it now i was LITERALLY just bouncing off l word quotes with my ex a couple hours ago.. the old fav "FUCK MY MOTHERRRRR!!!!!" you hack my phone to get me back for your wifi? anyway i don't know i preferred queer as folk tbh but i'm not a chutney ferret. oh you have just opened up so many 'your mom' jokes to me now haha. nurse jackie is awesome. billie joe armstrong od'd on heroin in the last season :D i pretty much love everything on showtime. dexter, the big c, weeds, nurse jackie, the l word... omg almost forgot united states of tara! most underrated tv show. oh fuck when did it get light! i'm losing it tb i'm fading......
So, Ron, i just read this to my mommy and she says "OMG YES! USoT was definitely the most underated show ever. Please tell her those are my favorite shows, except for the big c. Tell her she needs to switch over to HBO for Big Love, instead." (mmm, amanda segfried is in that show) Mom ALSO hated the real L word because she thought they didn't cast any "cool lesbians" hahahaha. Then she went on to list all of her "cool" friends who should have been cast instead ::) i DEF wouldn't watch with it with any of her friends... those bitches BE CRAY...
Anyway, the real l word. That one chick with the really squeaky voice that kept dating her gross ex boyfriend, well, she was fun to watch in sex scenes with the girlfriend, but other than that i think she needed the boot. i quit watching before the wedding... i couldn't bear to see those two marry eachother... it was too cheesy.... to the point where i felt uncomfortable watching.
So, you just talking to her?..... or hanging out with her?... or fucking the ex? hmmmmmmmm i guess i will have to hack further ???
oh that's so weird i downloaded the first season of big love a few weeks ago but haven't got round to watching it yet.... amanda thingy played the dead girl in veronica mars right? loved that show. yeh hbo do some good shit. the animated ricky gervais show is amazing. karl pilkington is my favourite person in the world. THE WORLD!!!!! and i'm just getting started on veep atm. it's so similar to the british version, probs due to the same creator/writer but i love me some curly hair woman from seinfeld. never knew they broadcast angry boys and flight of the conchords though. i really need to get out more. your mum sounds awesome though get her to sign up on here :D BUT does she like parks and recreation?!!! the mighty ron swanson?! and community?! or is she a drama/dramedy lady?
ex lives 200 miles away she's basc my best friend now, we were together 5 years and ended ok i guess. ex sex lol nah more emotional support. well sometimes i fart at her down the phone because i'm proper charming like that. lol you'd have to hack facebook to get the dirt and it locks you out if you're in a diff country or using a proxy now so good luck with that. i never watched more than a few seconds of that shitty fake l word so no idea what you're talkin about. she used to watch some proper shite like the walking dead, true blood.. i'd fuck off in the other room and browse silkroad :D no zombie vampire unicorn shit for me thanks