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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: KintaroBC on April 01, 2013, 03:36 am
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A SHIP FROM ANOTHER GALAXY WITH NO EARTHLY NAME HAVE TAKEN MY DRUGS AND TOLD ME I AM A WORTHLESS SPECIMEN THEY HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING. THEY TOLD ME I CANNOT DO DRUGS AND THEY HAVE TAKEN MY DRUGS AND I AM INDICTED BY THEM. I AM TO APPEAR BEFORE THE LOWER COUNCIL OF SECTOR 2B EARTHCOURT. THEY HAVE TAKEN ALL MY DRUGS PLS HELP ME.
THEY TOLD ME I AM SPECIAL BECOZ I DIDN'T BELIEVE IN JESUS AT 8 DESPITE BEING A MORMON
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Get a lawyer. Make up something about confused identity. As long as they can't get on here and your bitcoin account and see it was indeed you who did the ordering you might have a chance of finishing it. That's always been my plan. Say a friend/co-worker had them sent to your house to cover their own ass. Asked if you can receive a package for them, you didn't know what was in the package.
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THEY ARE MADE OF CARBON NANOTUBES AFTER 600 BILLION YEARS OF EVOLUTION AND THEIR BODY HAS A NUCLEAR REACTOR.
YAY 50 POSTS.
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Too much meth.
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The fuck is going on in this thread?? lol
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Gweeeep. Deeeerp. Mllluuut?
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Shadow people bro
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sounds like a first world problem
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they come at night....mostly
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problems on the millllky wayyy ooooo baby smokin some fine moonijuana for yah baby giiirl oooo come no down ill spin yah around shake yo intergalactic titties in my face hunny ooooooo *snap snap snap*
*taps foot*
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space lawyer