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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: Package on March 31, 2013, 02:10 pm

Title: Is it too much to ask for a little privacy
Post by: Package on March 31, 2013, 02:10 pm
Everyone keeps trying to follow me around and track me.  I'll get there when I get there, please just leave me alone.
Title: Re: Is it too much to ask for a little privacy
Post by: Jediknight on March 31, 2013, 02:13 pm
Awwww,  just like a little puppy!
Title: Re: Is it too much to ask for a little privacy
Post by: eeveee on March 31, 2013, 02:47 pm
Sorry bbe, won't happen again.
Title: Re: Is it too much to ask for a little privacy
Post by: BreakingBad123 on March 31, 2013, 09:48 pm
Just because you're paranoid - doesn't mean they're not following you.
Title: Re: Is it too much to ask for a little privacy
Post by: MisteryEnigma on March 31, 2013, 09:53 pm
Don't track your package? what?
Title: Re: Is it too much to ask for a little privacy
Post by: scout on March 31, 2013, 09:58 pm
Everyone keeps trying to follow me around and track me.  I'll get there when I get there, please just leave me alone.

After reading some seriously frustrating posts (of, for example, someone wanting to meetup in Florida with other Floridians to trade drugs), I have to say this post made me laugh.  Thank you, Package!
Title: Re: Is it too much to ask for a little privacy
Post by: Identity on March 31, 2013, 10:04 pm
Definitely the best post in this board, good delivery, addressed an issue. Good to see somebody putting their own stamp on things.
Title: Re: Is it too much to ask for a little privacy
Post by: jackofspades on March 31, 2013, 10:23 pm
@breakingbad123

HAHA
and

@Scout

I did not hear that. I cant believe someone would suggest that
even if both parties truely had the best intentions in this Florida rendezvous
that just defeats the purpose of SR and TOR altogether what would even be the benefit in making a drug deal IRL
Title: Re: Is it too much to ask for a little privacy
Post by: tramonym on March 31, 2013, 10:58 pm
dont give reason
Title: Re: Is it too much to ask for a little privacy
Post by: django on April 01, 2013, 07:39 am
i hope you find your  way to me.
Title: Re: Is it too much to ask for a little privacy
Post by: dothedamnthing on April 01, 2013, 08:44 am
What about the way the postal workers treat you? Just throwing you around and shit. Fucking assholes.
Title: Re: Is it too much to ask for a little privacy
Post by: jentyb on April 01, 2013, 09:04 am
Lmaooooo bravo bravo
Title: Re: Is it too much to ask for a little privacy
Post by: acreston on April 01, 2013, 09:36 am
It's not you...it's the postman!
Title: Re: Is it too much to ask for a little privacy
Post by: Package on April 01, 2013, 07:26 pm
I got molested by a gang of posties this morning.  Then they put a K9 half up my fold.  I almost got probed.  Thank goodness I'm so sleek and stealthy, phew!
Title: Re: Is it too much to ask for a little privacy
Post by: BruceCampbell on April 01, 2013, 07:33 pm
Go home package you're drunk.
Title: Re: Is it too much to ask for a little privacy
Post by: Package on April 15, 2013, 12:56 am
I needed the day off.  I promise I'll get moving tomorrow.
Title: Re: Is it too much to ask for a little privacy
Post by: imghost9 on April 15, 2013, 01:06 am
Solid Thread....

I would like to open you Package, think about It.
Title: Re: Is it too much to ask for a little privacy
Post by: dissolvedgirl on April 15, 2013, 01:12 am
as long as you are coming from a good vendor I will be happy! get here soon dude!

sorry that I will rip you open & consume your insides though, no hard feelings i hope
Title: Re: Is it too much to ask for a little privacy
Post by: cocktree on April 15, 2013, 01:17 am
I want to be all up inside of you, package.
I'm going to reach my hands up in there and explore.
Title: Re: Is it too much to ask for a little privacy
Post by: dissolvedgirl on April 15, 2013, 01:25 am
I want to be all up inside of you, package.
I'm going to reach my hands up in there and explore.

back off cocktree, he is mine!!  ::)
Title: Re: Is it too much to ask for a little privacy
Post by: Atr3yu on April 15, 2013, 01:26 am
ha, hey package, that comes with the celebrity man
Title: Re: Is it too much to ask for a little privacy
Post by: Package on April 15, 2013, 01:29 am
ha, hey package, that comes with the celebrity man
No autographs...













































Signature waived!
Title: Re: Is it too much to ask for a little privacy
Post by: imghost9 on April 15, 2013, 01:35 am
I want to be all up inside of you, package.
I'm going to reach my hands up in there and explore.

back off cocktree, he is mine!!  ::)


I was sent here by Sr staff to address the current Issue at hand....Package the package Is In fact mine, anybody who says/thinks otherwise will be considered law enforcement.

That Is all

Title: Re: Is it too much to ask for a little privacy
Post by: dissolvedgirl on April 15, 2013, 01:40 am
I want to be all up inside of you, package.
I'm going to reach my hands up in there and explore.

back off cocktree, he is mine!!  ::)


I was sent here by Sr staff to address the current Issue at hand....Package the package Is In fact mine, anybody who says/thinks otherwise will be considered law enforcement.

That Is all

ugh, scammer right here man. don't listen to him package...you belong with me <3
Title: Re: Is it too much to ask for a little privacy
Post by: FreedomLovingSpirit on April 15, 2013, 01:52 am
What a cute picture. Is that how you really look?
Title: Re: Is it too much to ask for a little privacy
Post by: Package on April 26, 2013, 11:29 am
I'm so tired.  I can't wait until Sunday.
Title: Re: Is it too much to ask for a little privacy
Post by: Package on June 13, 2013, 12:38 am
I'll be there!
Title: Re: Is it too much to ask for a little privacy
Post by: THCKingCA on June 13, 2013, 01:31 am
MMJ will make you paranoid! Try our GSC and you will know what true relaxation is all about
Title: Re: Is it too much to ask for a little privacy
Post by: The Missus on June 13, 2013, 01:42 am
Awww +1 karma for package for always gracefully being on the move.
And I'm glad my first +karma was given to said package :]
Title: Re: Is it too much to ask for a little privacy
Post by: BruceCampbell on June 13, 2013, 01:50 am
Hey package... when the fuck you going to get here? Bastard.

 >:(

Title: Re: Is it too much to ask for a little privacy
Post by: erryday on June 13, 2013, 02:03 am
it is a lot to ask
Title: Re: Is it too much to ask for a little privacy
Post by: abby on June 13, 2013, 12:49 pm
Ahh package,  you don't know how much I'm waiting for your arrival.  Every day since I sent the money for you to come to me, I've been standing by the mailbox hoping today would be the day. I even had a light in the window so the postie can't miss it.  Pity it set fire to the curtains and then burnt the house down but at least I still have the mailbox.

Missing you

xxx


Title: Re: Is it too much to ask for a little privacy
Post by: DrCol on June 13, 2013, 12:54 pm
Brilliant!!!  ;D

Doc
Title: Re: Is it too much to ask for a little privacy
Post by: BeepBeep on June 13, 2013, 01:12 pm
haaahahhah genius!
Title: Re: Is it too much to ask for a little privacy
Post by: BlackIris on June 13, 2013, 02:00 pm
LOL.

This was funny.

+1
Title: Re: Is it too much to ask for a little privacy
Post by: RFTS on June 13, 2013, 02:03 pm
Laughed like hell, sorry package I don't foresee the situation changing.
Title: Re: Is it too much to ask for a little privacy
Post by: wild-fire on June 13, 2013, 03:22 pm
Great Thread!  Very Funny
Title: Re: Is it too much to ask for a little privacy
Post by: Jasper800 on June 13, 2013, 05:35 pm
Another drunk package. So sick of these things.
Title: Re: Is it too much to ask for a little privacy
Post by: arananegro on June 13, 2013, 07:18 pm
Its a hard life package.  Your arrival is awaiting with such eager anticipation... And when when you finallyget there, welcomed like the long lost son, only to be torn open, guts ripped out, and discarded..
Ahh, such is life...
Title: Re: Is it too much to ask for a little privacy
Post by: SemiTranslucent on June 13, 2013, 07:31 pm
Hey, at least your contents bring others joy (usually).  Think on the bright side.
Title: Re: Is it too much to ask for a little privacy
Post by: sterdybirdy on June 13, 2013, 07:47 pm
I know it can be frustrating, it's just that we worry about you. We want you to stay safe.
Title: Re: Is it too much to ask for a little privacy
Post by: HappyTrees on June 13, 2013, 07:52 pm
Go home package you're drunk.

haha
Title: Re: Is it too much to ask for a little privacy
Post by: BruceCampbell on June 13, 2013, 08:39 pm
Package when you get here... I'm going to open you with my dick.
Title: Re: Is it too much to ask for a little privacy
Post by: Jasper800 on June 14, 2013, 05:18 am
Now now Bruce. Packages can cause nasty papercuts and this one looks like no pushover.
Title: Re: Is it too much to ask for a little privacy
Post by: abby on August 15, 2013, 09:51 pm
Where are you package?  The nights are drawing in and I'm getting worried.  Have you been taken and held hostage by those nasty men in customs??
Title: Re: Is it too much to ask for a little privacy
Post by: jackie91 on August 15, 2013, 09:58 pm
Everyone keeps trying to follow me around and track me.  I'll get there when I get there, please just leave me alone.

I paid for you, you belong to me now! I'm gonna hunt you down and bring you home and rip you open and eat, smoke, drink, shoot your innards! Haha, you're all mine!!!