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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: Package on March 31, 2013, 02:10 pm
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Everyone keeps trying to follow me around and track me. I'll get there when I get there, please just leave me alone.
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Awwww, just like a little puppy!
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Sorry bbe, won't happen again.
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Just because you're paranoid - doesn't mean they're not following you.
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Don't track your package? what?
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Everyone keeps trying to follow me around and track me. I'll get there when I get there, please just leave me alone.
After reading some seriously frustrating posts (of, for example, someone wanting to meetup in Florida with other Floridians to trade drugs), I have to say this post made me laugh. Thank you, Package!
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Definitely the best post in this board, good delivery, addressed an issue. Good to see somebody putting their own stamp on things.
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@breakingbad123
HAHA
and
@Scout
I did not hear that. I cant believe someone would suggest that
even if both parties truely had the best intentions in this Florida rendezvous
that just defeats the purpose of SR and TOR altogether what would even be the benefit in making a drug deal IRL
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dont give reason
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i hope you find your way to me.
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What about the way the postal workers treat you? Just throwing you around and shit. Fucking assholes.
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Lmaooooo bravo bravo
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It's not you...it's the postman!
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I got molested by a gang of posties this morning. Then they put a K9 half up my fold. I almost got probed. Thank goodness I'm so sleek and stealthy, phew!
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Go home package you're drunk.
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I needed the day off. I promise I'll get moving tomorrow.
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Solid Thread....
I would like to open you Package, think about It.
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as long as you are coming from a good vendor I will be happy! get here soon dude!
sorry that I will rip you open & consume your insides though, no hard feelings i hope
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I want to be all up inside of you, package.
I'm going to reach my hands up in there and explore.
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I want to be all up inside of you, package.
I'm going to reach my hands up in there and explore.
back off cocktree, he is mine!! ::)
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ha, hey package, that comes with the celebrity man
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ha, hey package, that comes with the celebrity man
No autographs...
Signature waived!
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I want to be all up inside of you, package.
I'm going to reach my hands up in there and explore.
back off cocktree, he is mine!! ::)
I was sent here by Sr staff to address the current Issue at hand....Package the package Is In fact mine, anybody who says/thinks otherwise will be considered law enforcement.
That Is all
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I want to be all up inside of you, package.
I'm going to reach my hands up in there and explore.
back off cocktree, he is mine!! ::)
I was sent here by Sr staff to address the current Issue at hand....Package the package Is In fact mine, anybody who says/thinks otherwise will be considered law enforcement.
That Is all
ugh, scammer right here man. don't listen to him package...you belong with me <3
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What a cute picture. Is that how you really look?
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I'm so tired. I can't wait until Sunday.
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I'll be there!
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MMJ will make you paranoid! Try our GSC and you will know what true relaxation is all about
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Awww +1 karma for package for always gracefully being on the move.
And I'm glad my first +karma was given to said package :]
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Hey package... when the fuck you going to get here? Bastard.
>:(
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it is a lot to ask
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Ahh package, you don't know how much I'm waiting for your arrival. Every day since I sent the money for you to come to me, I've been standing by the mailbox hoping today would be the day. I even had a light in the window so the postie can't miss it. Pity it set fire to the curtains and then burnt the house down but at least I still have the mailbox.
Missing you
xxx
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Brilliant!!! ;D
Doc
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haaahahhah genius!
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LOL.
This was funny.
+1
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Laughed like hell, sorry package I don't foresee the situation changing.
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Great Thread! Very Funny
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Another drunk package. So sick of these things.
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Its a hard life package. Your arrival is awaiting with such eager anticipation... And when when you finallyget there, welcomed like the long lost son, only to be torn open, guts ripped out, and discarded..
Ahh, such is life...
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Hey, at least your contents bring others joy (usually). Think on the bright side.
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I know it can be frustrating, it's just that we worry about you. We want you to stay safe.
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Go home package you're drunk.
haha
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Package when you get here... I'm going to open you with my dick.
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Now now Bruce. Packages can cause nasty papercuts and this one looks like no pushover.
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Where are you package? The nights are drawing in and I'm getting worried. Have you been taken and held hostage by those nasty men in customs??
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Everyone keeps trying to follow me around and track me. I'll get there when I get there, please just leave me alone.
I paid for you, you belong to me now! I'm gonna hunt you down and bring you home and rip you open and eat, smoke, drink, shoot your innards! Haha, you're all mine!!!