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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: coachella420 on March 23, 2013, 05:57 pm
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Bioshock for PC is being released tomorrow! So lets play a game; the best insult will be sent a digtal steam key for one copy of Bioshock Infinite. I will decided a winner Wednesday before midnight.
Thanks!
-coachella420
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Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.
Your mom can recognize STDs by taste.
Your mom is so fat she has her own post code.
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You are the result of a failed abortion.
Don't you ever open your sewer of a mouth in front of me.
I've fucked your mom until her vagina became a subway tunnel.
You're a kid made through wanking.
You should say "thank you" to the manager of the factory that made the condom that broke in your mom's cunt when you were conceived.
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You're the opposite of Batman.
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Shooter McGavin - "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast."
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Hey relax, it's Sunday. You don't have to be a jerk every day of the week.
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I pumped your ma !
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Could this potentially allow you to see my steam ID? Will the winner receive his prize anonymously?
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Steam ID will be seen for sure.. Haha non the less, it's a good way to spend some time.
This thread did remind me to preorder Bioshock 3 though haha :)
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I will send via privnote or pgp. I will never see your steam id because this is a physical code from paper. Come on boys and girls, I got this.
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you are a bloodstained anal cumrag :)
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This insult was said to one of my best friends, deservedly, and we're not very friendly anymore :-\
"You've got more money than brains. You spend before you think. That's the difference between you and me. I've got more brains than money... and I've got more money than you. So do the math."
This was after he lost me $2500 on a bad, obviously not thought out, "business" deal.
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your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberry
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your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberry
I fart in your general direction!
Can't fault a bit of monty python.
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You're the kind of guy who would fuck another man in the ass and not even have the common decency to give him a reach around.
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Don't really care for Bioshock personally, but I like this insult too much to not share it.
"Your daddy shoulda pulled out and left you on the sheets."
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Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is
You are so ugly that when your mama dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering
I may be fat but you're ugly and I can diet.
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bump
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I hope you die on Christmas. That way your friends and family would be tormented for having loved you.
edit: rewording
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Girl, you are so ugly, your dildo needs a viagra to stay hard.
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Best insult?
I've heard and said many insults in my short life but the one that I will always remember?
6th grade, I was best friends with a girl, something had happened between us or our group of friends that made us not on speaking terms. Sometime later that week she came up to me at lunch time and said
"I'm sorry"
Here I am thinking that this was the greatest thing that could ever happen to me, I was going to be friends again! plus I had a bit of a crush so I was just putty in those first couple of words....
"For ever being your friend"
My world around me came crashing down, and it was at this point that I realized that yes, even in 6th grade, woman are the downfall of man.
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Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is!
or my favorite:
Hey, if I wanted a comeback, I'd just wipe it off yo momma's chin.....
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they took our jobs!
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Sit down
Take off your shoes
Give me your money
Give me your iphone
Give me all your product
Now get the fuck out
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A real insult would be what the Silk Road is to the war on drugs.
YAY WE WON!!
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Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.
Your mom can recognize STDs by taste.
Your mom is so fat she has her own post code.
You sir are one cold hearted person. Please message me via the forums or my vendor account.
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Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.
Your mom can recognize STDs by taste.
Your mom is so fat she has her own post code.
You sir are one cold hearted person. Please message me via the forums or my vendor account.
Sorry, I'm not really comfortable redeeming a code I got here on Steam :/
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The contest continues!!!!!
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A classic:
Bessie Braddock: “Sir, you are drunk.”
Winston Churchill: “Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober.”
And one of my own: "Could you please ask your mother to stop changing the color of her lipstick? My cock is starting to look like a rainbow."
- JH
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“If your brains were dynamite there wouldn’t be enough to blow your hat off.”
"Stop worrying about growing old. And think about growing up."
"He was one of the numerous and varied legion of dullards, of half-animated abortions, conceited, half-educated coxcombs, who attach themselves to the idea most in fashion only to vulgarize it and who caricature every cause they serve, however sincerely."
“I desire that we be better strangers.”
“He is simply a hole in the air.”
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You're so fat even the tide wouldn't take you out.