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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: KitKatisBorednow on March 12, 2013, 11:08 pm
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Hello SR forums!
The ladies of IRC chat are very, very excited to announce the unveiling of our FIRST EVER, SR SEMI ANNUAL DICK/OFF. We will crown the winner KING DICK.
Yes you heard me right. Trashbox, whythehell, and I have decided, to conduct a very, very sexy competition, of which the ladies of SR chat shall be the judges. Yes, we ACTUALLY want to see your dicks that badly. ;)
The Grand Prize will be 3 grams of the very finest Morrocan Hash that SR can bring you, courtesy of the very sexy guys and gals at The Scurvy Crew!!!!!
2nd Prize- 2 grams of Morrocan Hash
3rd Prize-1 gram
What are the rules?
1. YOU MUST SCRUB AND KEEP YOUR PIC ANONYMOUS
2. Be 100% sure that your picture does not contain anything which could identify you (well, other than your dick)
3. You MUST PM the link to myself Trashbox, and Ette by Saturday March 15th by 12midnight EST.
GOOD LUCK!!! And may the best dick win ;D
The lucky (for more than one reason) winners will be announced on Sunday March 16th at Midnight EST.
Thank you lovies!
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i would like to make it known that i am the original entry and if you don't know how to scrub your image, look here: http://lifehacker.com/5149327/jpeg--png-stripper-removes-the-metadata-from-your-images
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Ette here
Since we are on the subject of scrubbing images I would like to point out another very important topic...
Scrubbing your junk. Now i know some ladies out there like a little dick cheese * you know who you are *
But I like it kept clean, especially if im busting lines off of yer nads. So I will simply direct you to this handy clearnet site
http://hairremoval.hotdogstorm.com/butt_hair_removal.htm
Keep it trimmed up boys. No one likes dingleberries
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BEST DAY EVER
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BEST DAY EVER
YESSSSSSSS!!!! ;)
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Ette here
Since we are on the subject of scrubbing images I would like to point out another very important topic...
Scrubbing your junk. Now i know some ladies out there like a little dick cheese * you know who you are *
But I like it kept clean, especially if im busting lines off of yer nads. So I will simply direct you to this handy clearnet site
http://hairremoval.hotdogstorm.com/butt_hair_removal.htm
Keep it trimmed up boys. No one likes dingleberries
dick cheese? are you talking of the dicks that are like we born, the uncircumcised? A guy just have cheese on the dick if he wants to.
and well.. give a man a mask and he will tell you the truth .. give a woman a mask and this comes out ehehe ;D
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Another thing.. If someone is taking a picture of their dink, then no asshair should be involved in the first place.
Second, Are you expecting these "members" to be flaccid, or at full mast? That was never mentioned with the OP. And what is to stop me from sourcing a pic somewhere online, winning the "competition", then running off with my acorn dick getting blazed on hash??
Not saying I have "acorn dick", but there has to be a couple more rules for this to work IMO.
And are you 3 really that desperate to where you want to see a bunch of pics of cocks?? Or is this some kind of female thing I fail to understand.
Either way, I think this is funny as hell..
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Another thing.. If someone is taking a picture of their dink, then no asshair should be involved in the first place.
Second, Are you expecting these "members" to be flaccid, or at full mast? That was never mentioned with the OP. And what is to stop me from sourcing a pic somewhere online, winning the "competition", then running off with my acorn dick getting blazed on hash??
Not saying I have "acorn dick", but there has to be a couple more rules for this to work IMO.
And are you 3 really that desperate to where you want to see a bunch of pics of cocks?? Or is this some kind of female thing I fail to understand.
Either way, I think this is funny as hell..
do you really think that this is because of the desperate of someone? or you wouldn't like to see the pussy of a few womens from here?
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Another thing.. If someone is taking a picture of their dink, then no asshair should be involved in the first place.
Second, Are you expecting these "members" to be flaccid, or at full mast? That was never mentioned with the OP. And what is to stop me from sourcing a pic somewhere online, winning the "competition", then running off with my acorn dick getting blazed on hash??
Not saying I have "acorn dick", but there has to be a couple more rules for this to work IMO.
And are you 3 really that desperate to where you want to see a bunch of pics of cocks?? Or is this some kind of female thing I fail to understand.
Either way, I think this is funny as hell..
HAHAHAHAHA!
Ok....
1. AGREED!
2. At full mast please
3. LOL, it's a girl thing. And it's really entertaining!
Uh and the thing about outsourcing pics...hmmm...I guess we will have to use tineye and google reverse image search to ensure it doesn't happen. Should keep us busy!
I also think this is hilarious. Glad you appreciate!
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Are you expecting these "members" to be flaccid, or at full mast? That was never mentioned with the OP. And what is to stop me from sourcing a pic somewhere online, winning the "competition", then running off with my acorn dick getting blazed on hash??
NO FLACCID DICK PICS PLEASE
We are professionals, sir. We have done our research for this contest. If it's on the internet already we know about it.
And are you 3 really that desperate to where you want to see a bunch of pics of cocks?? Or is this some kind of female thing I fail to understand..
Desperate? yes.
Female thing? yes.
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Not sure about others, but I'm ready to post. I'd rather do it errect. Any other way isn't accurate. Mine goes from an inch to about 8 . Also, using a 'vacum pump' will almost double the size. Then you can keep it that way if you use a cock ring a the base, it will hold the blood in. :-).
No photoshopping.hehe. To really need a ruler or something for scale in the pict.
Anon image hosts are up and about.
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Are you expecting these "members" to be flaccid, or at full mast? That was never mentioned with the OP. And what is to stop me from sourcing a pic somewhere online, winning the "competition", then running off with my acorn dick getting blazed on hash??
NO FLACCID DICK PICS PLEASE
We are professionals, sir. We have done our research for this contest. If it's on the internet already we know about it.
And are you 3 really that desperate to where you want to see a bunch of pics of cocks?? Or is this some kind of female thing I fail to understand..
Desperate? yes.
Female thing? yes.
Fair enough.. Just thought it would be nice if those things were ironed out from the jump.
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With the ass hair statement, it all depends on how creative you get in your picture, Angle can determine a winner. And you dont have to leave it only to the cock. If you have majestic balls, BY ALL MEANS keep them in the picture.
As for outsourcing, we expect you to write one of our names either on your junk, or a piece of paper next to your junk. On for extra points :D
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done entirely too much coke in the past 4 days to even consider doing this...i think my cock is like 1/8th its normal size right now haha..probably couldnt get it up if i tried.
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With the ass hair statement, it all depends on how creative you get in your picture, Angle can determine a winner. And you dont have to leave it only to the cock. If you have majestic balls, BY ALL MEANS keep them in the picture.
As for outsourcing, we expect you to write one of our names either on your junk, or a piece of paper next to your junk. On for extra points :D
YES!!
Perfect idea. I am ASHAMED I did not think of this myself!!!
XOXOXOXOX <------kisses and hugs, don't get perverted on me now!
KitKat
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majestic balls
LOL
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Hey, what angle do you want?
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Submission sent! Hope you ladies enjoy ;) :-*
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Hey, what angle do you want?
Any and every, baby ;)
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Submission sent! Hope you ladies enjoy ;) :-*
You know it zip! purrrrrr ;)
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Hello SR forums!
The ladies of IRC chat are very, very excited to announce the unveiling of our FIRST EVER, SR SEMI ANNUAL DICK/OFF. We will crown the winner KING DICK.
Yes you heard me right. Trashbox, whythehell, and I have decided, to conduct a very, very sexy competition, of which the ladies of SR chat shall be the judges. Yes, we ACTUALLY want to see your dicks that badly. ;)
The Grand Prize will be 3 grams of the very finest Morrocan Hash that SR can bring you, courtesy of the very sexy guys and gals at The Scurvy Crew!!!!!
2nd Prize- 2 grams of Morrocan Hash
3rd Prize-1 gram
What are the rules?
1. YOU MUST SCRUB AND KEEP YOUR PIC ANONYMOUS
2. Be 100% sure that your picture does not contain anything which could identify you (well, other than your dick)
3. You MUST PM the link to myself Trashbox, and Ette by Saturday March 15th by 12midnight EST.
GOOD LUCK!!! And may the best dick win ;D
The lucky (for more than one reason) winners will be announced on Sunday March 16th at Midnight EST.
Thank you lovies!
What a great fucking idea! Now C'mon and admit it that You were influenced by me on this idea by my post in the spare coins thread. I'f I'm wrong I'll show you the biggest set of balls in the world--mine and you wont be able to see the end of the dick attached to them!! John Holmes eat your fucking heart out you but fucker!
Buy the way check out my link in my sig on page 3 of the movie reviews for a chance to win some coin plus I have 2 other contest for a chance to win coin here:
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=130793.msg893814#msg893814
and here:
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=127253.0
Let me get this thing un rolled and I'll try to get one of the ladies to take a pic with a cum shot for you
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For some reason I don't feel comfortable having my dick floating around on the dark web lmao. But then again I might have to make a submission based on the false hopes that TB will fall madly in love with me & we can run our Bonnie&Clyde SR drug ring together whilst running from country to country!
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So how's this work? Do we have to have a sign with our names on it right above our cocks so you will know it's us? And not some random pic from the web? It's really kind of shady because anyone can get a well endowed guy to do this for them ya know? There's also some strap ons that look pretty dam real. So are you just wanting to see who will do this or what? How much would I get for a video of me masturbating while taking a shower? I am interested in stepping this thing up a bit if you are. 8)
By the way saterday is the 16th right? Got a lot of scheduled work hours and would be better if I had a bit more time or maybe you can seperate me from this one and just send me something if you like it when you get the vid. What do ya say? I would not show my face but just my lower torso down tto my inner thighs while soaped up in the shower with a cum shot lol
Edit: HAHAHAHA holy shit just red this entire thread so no need to re answer my questions that were already ask by MC lol and others. Look ladies I am a little above your average cocksmith and we all know that the bigger and fatter the dick is then it takes more of it being down your throat to keep it hard because it requires more blood rushing to the parts in question. I really don't have that problem. It's been about 5 years for me and I don't really look for sex. My dick gets hard from having good communication and seeing eye to eye with a lady.
With that being said every time I eat shrooms my dick hangs low and gets in the way when I walk you know what I mean?
But I can see why you all are doing this. When I get into deep conversations with women even without ever seeing them it turns me on and makes me wish I could see them. In a way it proves a theory of mine that sex is just as much a mental thing as a physical thing. But I did post some shit in the spare coins thread about showing a pic of my dick and that was before SR forums went down.
I'm serious about the video. Hell yea I'd love to have some more of you all's great hash it was fucking awesome and lasted me a while. If I do make an authentic video of myself in the shower nice and clean with close ups of my purple headed yougurt slanger and the big balls would you consider sending me some grams?
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In order to claim any prize though, you'd have to link your name + address to a dick pic.
What with facebook, and employers.. There's too many ways this can go wrong. Besides showing your dick to some strangers for some hash?
You wouldn't do this shit in real life. And before you say well this is the dark web.. if you win you're going to have to give them your name and address. So you may as well just send it from your clearnet email address and hope for the best. It's the same risk.
Just sayin. Do what you want, but the end result will be that someone you don't know, and have never met, will have a picture of your dick, your name, and your address. This is silkroad. If I've learnt anything here it's that you can't trust anyone with any certainty.
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Submission sent! Hope you ladies enjoy ;) :-*
You know it zip! purrrrrr ;)
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Ill show you mine if you show me yours.!
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Submission sent! Hope you ladies enjoy ;) :-*
ok sad i didnt get the link to this one. !
Also, fellas take it from whichever angle you'd like and where ever, In your car, in a house, at breakfast, in the shower.
Nicks can be written anywhere in the general junk area.
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In order to claim any prize though, you'd have to link your name + address to a dick pic.
What with facebook, and employers.. There's too many ways this can go wrong. Besides showing your dick to some strangers for some hash?
You wouldn't do this shit in real life. And before you say well this is the dark web.. if you win you're going to have to give them your name and address. So you may as well just send it from your clearnet email address and hope for the best. It's the same risk.
Just sayin. Do what you want, but the end result will be that someone you don't know, and have never met, will have a picture of your dick, your name, and your address. This is silkroad. If I've learnt anything here it's that you can't trust anyone with any certainty.
Ill show my dick to a stranger for a 10 pack of beans. I mean theres no ill intent, just satisfying a want.
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In order to claim any prize though, you'd have to link your name + address to a dick pic.
What with facebook, and employers.. There's too many ways this can go wrong. Besides showing your dick to some strangers for some hash?
You wouldn't do this shit in real life. And before you say well this is the dark web.. if you win you're going to have to give them your name and address. So you may as well just send it from your clearnet email address and hope for the best. It's the same risk.
Just sayin. Do what you want, but the end result will be that someone you don't know, and have never met, will have a picture of your dick, your name, and your address. This is silkroad. If I've learnt anything here it's that you can't trust anyone with any certainty.
Ill show my dick to a stranger for a 10 pack of beans. I mean theres no ill intent, just satisfying a want.
How do you know there's no ill intent?
I'm not making any specific accusations but believe me, that has been said before here many many times and people always get burned.
The point remains, you will be linking your sr account, a picture of your dick with your SR name written on it, and your real name, and real address.
That doesn't seem wise to me.
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In order to claim any prize though, you'd have to link your name + address to a dick pic.
What with facebook, and employers.. There's too many ways this can go wrong. Besides showing your dick to some strangers for some hash?
You wouldn't do this shit in real life. And before you say well this is the dark web.. if you win you're going to have to give them your name and address. So you may as well just send it from your clearnet email address and hope for the best. It's the same risk.
Just sayin. Do what you want, but the end result will be that someone you don't know, and have never met, will have a picture of your dick, your name, and your address. This is silkroad. If I've learnt anything here it's that you can't trust anyone with any certainty.
Ill show my dick to a stranger for a 10 pack of beans. I mean theres no ill intent, just satisfying a want.
How do you know there's no ill intent?
I'm not making any specific accusations but believe me, that has been said before here many many times and people always get burned.
The point remains, you will be linking your sr account, a picture of your dick with your SR name written on it, and your real name, and real address.
That doesn't seem wise to me.
I laughed at this for some reason.
But I must decline due to the fact that LEO invents some type of dickhead recognition technology. My penis will remain....
ANONYMOUS (echoes)
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Last night, I decided that it would be best to get a full nights sleep before I start snapping pics of the ol' hog...
I think I am gonna sit this one out, ladies.. Good luck with your "competition" though.
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What a great fucking idea! Now C'mon and admit it that You were influenced by me on this idea by my post in the spare coins thread. I'f I'm wrong I'll show you the biggest set of balls in the world--mine and you wont be able to see the end of the dick attached to them!! John Holmes eat your fucking heart out you but fucker!
Buy the way check out my link in my sig on page 3 of the movie reviews for a chance to win some coin plus I have 2 other contest for a chance to win coin here:
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=130793.msg893814#msg893814
and here:
http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=127253.0
Let me get this thing un rolled and I'll try to get one of the ladies to take a pic with a cum shot for you
Well... I read this post last night and LAUGHED MY STONED ASS OFF.
Now, it's different. I see you edited. I am sad. I was looking forward to revisiting today with a clear head so I could properly reply.... but now it's gone >:(
annnd Mike Hunt is the best nick ever.
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For some reason I don't feel comfortable having my dick floating around on the dark web lmao.
Well, if you are not comfy then don't do it :)
But then again I might have to make a submission based on the false hopes that TB will fall madly in love with me & we can run our Bonnie&Clyde SR drug ring together whilst running from country to country!
LOL, you are not the first to mention this scenario to me.... although you are the first to do it publicly.
I feel like you guys watch Weeds and imagine me to be a blonde Mary-Louise Parker.... which actually isn't too far off.
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So can I get bonus points for putting a name on it?
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I'm considering my entry on IRC as my entry into this contest ;)
More to come, ladies!
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Last night, I decided that it would be best to get a full nights sleep before I start snapping pics of the ol' hog...
I think I am gonna sit this one out, ladies.. Good luck with your "competition" though.
Oh...my heart is broken into a million tiny pieces :'(
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Will be putting my entry in tomorrow ladies ;)
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Sent PM, cannot wait for my 3 grams.
As a side note, I will gladly accept pussy and/or breast pictures from any of the 3 judges of the contest. ;)
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the ol' hog...
damn.. was looking forward to that
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Does a .gif of me doing the helicopter with it get me more points when Im judged?
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Does a .gif of me doing the helicopter with it get me more points when Im judged?
from me...yes!
fuck yes.
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Sent PM, cannot wait for my 3 grams.
As a side note, I will gladly accept pussy and/or breast pictures from any of the 3 judges of the contest. ;)
^ I approve of this mans junk.
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For the judges: How are the dicks so far? I mean, I have confidence in my dick but if any really magnificent beasts are in the running I may as well not put my...self out there
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For the judges: How are the dicks so far? I mean, I have confidence in my dick but if any really magnificent beasts are in the running I may as well not put my...self out there
While there are no John Holmes roaming about, there is definitely no lack of wood in the running. I feel you should have nothing to worry about as all dick is good dick. Unless you have warts. Nobody wants to see that.
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In order to claim any prize though, you'd have to link your name + address to a dick pic.
What with facebook, and employers.. There's too many ways this can go wrong. Besides showing your dick to some strangers for some hash?
You wouldn't do this shit in real life. And before you say well this is the dark web.. if you win you're going to have to give them your name and address. So you may as well just send it from your clearnet email address and hope for the best. It's the same risk.
Just sayin. Do what you want, but the end result will be that someone you don't know, and have never met, will have a picture of your dick, your name, and your address. This is silkroad. If I've learnt anything here it's that you can't trust anyone with any certainty.
Ordinarily I would agree with you but I have ordered from the scurvey crue already anyway lol so they done got my info once and I didn't get busted for it and their hash is delicious. love contest like these and others. After reading bout this one I was thinking of offering a cash prize for the best doggy style picture of a woman in doggy style position legs spread wide lol and of course I wouldn't want to see anybody that looked like they had buck wheat in a leg lock so a good trimmed would be in mind but a natural vagina with a small amount of hair un shaved is gorgeous to me
edit: Thanks TB the nick name was a trial and no body had it! WTF? so yea I loved it right away and could not believe no body had it. Yea my real name is Micheal Hunt lol but fucking ace knows better then that because he sent me the hash lol.
And really you liken your self to the lady from Weeds? I would actually consider meeting you in person. Do you ever watch Weed Nation?
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In order to claim any prize though, you'd have to link your name + address to a dick pic.
What with facebook, and employers.. There's too many ways this can go wrong. Besides showing your dick to some strangers for some hash?
You wouldn't do this shit in real life. And before you say well this is the dark web.. if you win you're going to have to give them your name and address. So you may as well just send it from your clearnet email address and hope for the best. It's the same risk.
Just sayin. Do what you want, but the end result will be that someone you don't know, and have never met, will have a picture of your dick, your name, and your address. This is silkroad. If I've learnt anything here it's that you can't trust anyone with any certainty.
The only people with your name and address will be The Scurvy Crew, A reputable and highly ranked vendor, just as in any other one of the hundreds of transactions we have done,. It will be addressed and packaged by me personally, I´ll pass up looking at the pic tho :/ and let the girls have their fun
ACE
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In order to claim any prize though, you'd have to link your name + address to a dick pic.
What with facebook, and employers.. There's too many ways this can go wrong. Besides showing your dick to some strangers for some hash?
LOL, Is your dick on facebook? I always get reported when I try to post pics of my TRASHBOX >:( fucking zuckerberg must be a male chauvinist
edit: Thanks TB the nick name was a trial and no body had it! WTF? so yea I loved it right away and could not believe no body had it. Yea my real name is Micheal Hunt lol but fucking ace knows better then that because he sent me the hash lol.
And really you liken your self to the lady from Weeds? I would actually consider meeting you in person. Do you ever watch Weed Nation?
BAHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhh HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHHHHHAAAA
That's all I have to say to my cunt.
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Anyone have a link for .onion imagehost sites? Preferably ones that don't require you to make an account.
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http://xqz3u5drneuzhaeo.onion/users/qicpic/
try this one Trappy but remember to scrub the exif data and just holla if you need help doing it.
@TB well hahaha Have you ever seen weed nation? It's cool as fuck. What do you mean you only got one thing to say to me? I said I would consider it but I was just playing you. Or are you just laughing at my whole my cunt name and set up? You must admit i have a pretty good forum presence hell I may even be more popular than you now( not really) but I just like to have fun right?
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Here's my favorite image uploader, works quickly and simply.
http://li7qxmk72kp3sgz4.onion/index.php
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Tomorrow I will have a gracious and artful pic.
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http://xqz3u5drneuzhaeo.onion/users/qicpic/
try this one Trappy but remember to scrub the exif data and just holla if you need help doing it.
@TB well hahaha Have you ever seen weed nation? It's cool as fuck. What do you mean you only got one thing to say to me? I said I would consider it but I was just playing you. Or are you just laughing at my whole my cunt name and set up? You must admit i have a pretty good forum presence hell I may even be more popular than you now( not really) but I just like to have fun right?
I'm laughing because you are FUCKING HILARIOUS. and I'm not even stoned, YO. NO, never seen Weed Nation. I don't have time to watch tv bc I am WAY too busy looking at dick pics all day long.
I think you are very popular :) but things like that don't matter now, do they? but thanks for the compliment :-* :-*
QUOTE OF THE NIGHT; RE tor photo uploader not allowing >2mb:
<mcgrizzle> the real error is that there's been too many dickpics uploaded recently and quite frankly, they are sick of it
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I hope you're happy with, "him".... >.<
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http://xqz3u5drneuzhaeo.onion/users/qicpic/
try this one Trappy but remember to scrub the exif data and just holla if you need help doing it.
@TB well hahaha Have you ever seen weed nation? It's cool as fuck. What do you mean you only got one thing to say to me? I said I would consider it but I was just playing you. Or are you just laughing at my whole my cunt name and set up? You must admit i have a pretty good forum presence hell I may even be more popular than you now( not really) but I just like to have fun right?
I'm laughing because you are FUCKING HILARIOUS. and I'm not even stoned, YO. NO, never seen Weed Nation. I don't have time to watch tv bc I am WAY too busy looking at dick pics all day long.
I think you are very popular :) but things like that don't matter now, do they? but thanks for the compliment :-* :-*
QUOTE OF THE NIGHT; RE tor photo uploader not allowing >2mb:
<mcgrizzle> the real error is that there's been too many dickpics uploaded recently and quite frankly, they are sick of it
LMFAO! How did I miss that comment?!!?
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QUOTE OF THE NIGHT; RE tor photo uploader not allowing >2mb:
<mcgrizzle> the real error is that there's been too many dickpics uploaded recently and quite frankly, they are sick of it
LMFAO! How did I miss that comment?!!?
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I'm not really sure where you were NAUGHTY GIRL ;)
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did i make the cut off? had to spam my way here. gotta try that hash
-Tool
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did i make the cut off? had to spam my way here. gotta try that hash
-Tool
glad you made it in :)
KitKat has the date all wrong anyway, sooo I don't think the submission times matter all that much. I have yet to look at the pics, but I'm sooOOooOOoOOoO EXCITED!
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KitKat has the date all wrong anyway, sooo I don't think the submission times matter all that much. I have yet to look at the pics, but I'm sooOOooOOoOOoO EXCITED!
When does the contest end then?
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KitKat has the date all wrong anyway, sooo I don't think the submission times matter all that much. I have yet to look at the pics, but I'm sooOOooOOoOOoO EXCITED!
When does the contest end then?
Tomorrow (sunday) at midnight (ish) ;D
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did i make the cut off? had to spam my way here. gotta try that hash
-Tool
glad you made it in :)
KitKat has the date all wrong anyway, sooo I don't think the submission times matter all that much. I have yet to look at the pics, but I'm sooOOooOOoOOoO EXCITED!
Hahahaa yeah...I really didn't give enough thought to the date. Whoops.
I am actually going out of town tomorrow, so I will rate the pics we currently have, and pass everything on to TrashBox's more than capable hands, hehehehehe. Please direct any future submissions to her.
It's a tough job, but somebody's gotta do it! ;)
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Kitty, when will you be back? I would rather wait until you are here and just keep the submission window open a few more days... I've got like 8 in my inbox but that's not including the IRC subs...... so seems to be a popular contest ;)
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i would enter, but my cock would probably win all three prizes.
;D
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Kitty, when will you be back? I would rather wait until you are here and just keep the submission window open a few more days... I've got like 8 in my inbox but that's not including the IRC subs...... so seems to be a popular contest ;)
LOL
Well TrashBox, I actually have some good news. I keep putting off my damn trip. You would think I should be more excited about going on vacation. I guess this contest is just too much fun, and subconsciously I am completely unable to tear myself away from all the excitement here.
So lets get all our votes tallied up and pick the winner tonight! :D
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Trashbox has mine,.
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OMFG, I have seen so many dick pics this weekend... I think I might have set myself up for a lifetime of disappointment. Seriously. Unless someday we can all stop skirting around the security issue and fuck each-other already. JUST KIDDING.
Now, first of all, you guys should know that it took us girls about 4 hours of deliberation last night. And the results were not unanimous ...
seems some of us like different aspects of the dick... I would share but it's kinda like a girl talk thing :-X
First Place: ZipStyle
Second Place: Tool
Third Place: dothedamnthing
Honorable Mention: Trappy :-*
OKAY: here's the deal. SIZE DOES NOT MATTER (sorry ianflemming). We chose these particular dick picks because the MEN BEHIND THEM took the time to be unique and different. We are girls... we like to feel special. And even in a DICK/OFF these boys were able to mind fuck us as well as show off their member 8)
So, here's my opinions, and I'm sure the other girls will chime in , too :)
I must say that I REALLY liked seeing TB alongside Tool's happy trail. sexy as fukkkkkkk
Loved dothedamnthing because he wrote us a lovely poem to go along with his (impressive) member :)
And Zip... can't give too much away here, but if you ever get a chance to see it, TAKE IT. omfg boyyyy :o
WINNERS: PGP your addy to The Scurvy Crew on SR. Put DICK/OFF in the subject line (you, too, Trappy ;) )
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Yes the competition was stiff.
But I can say each and every member can walk away from this competition with their heads held high.
Quite a stellar assortment of throbbing gearshifts of love.
Thanks for doing your part guys!
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OKAY: here's the deal. SIZE DOES NOT MATTER (sorry ianflemming).
:'(
Well thats just too bad. Thanks anyways girls.
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Fuck yeah!! I knew my dick pics would come in handy some day! Can I just say that this is the greatest fucking place on earth? I mean where else would this be possible.
"Want some hash?"
"Sure."
"Whip it out boy." ;D
PM'd my addy, let me know if you need anything else. Thanks so much ladies!
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not gonna lie ladies, seeing my hash dreams go down the drain kinda hurts.
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Bitches in the back lookin righteous,
in a tight dress,
i think i might just...
Wanted to say that I am honored to have the title of #1 best looking dick on Silk Road as voted by TSC women voting panel. I would like to thank the sperm donor and the egg that produced me, as well as mother nature for helping that shit grow ;)
Much love out to everyone keeping it real out there.
And that's wussup. 8)
To TSC: I'll be messaging you as soon as I get a chance to figure this PGP thing out. Sorry, I've been too lazy to figure it out yet. Don't judge me plz.
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Very reminiscent of when a beautiful woman I'd been seeing fed me an oxy as a "reward," after some quality sex. I still feel slightly whorish, but in a good, kinky way.
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I still feel slightly whorish, but in a good, kinky way.
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I know that feeling well.
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Its the intellectual side of SR that draws me in
And I took a photo of mine but some sparrow flew dew down and took it.
Do I get a prize for just admitting I've got an average dick size and cannot photo it as I'm pretty shy and would never a photo of my dick online - old fashioned.
:D
But, its a laugh for sure and a little glimpse for the lady judges.
And for hash, boy its tempting but the missus would cut it off,