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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: slirp on March 02, 2013, 03:08 am

Title: Any of you convicted felons?
Post by: slirp on March 02, 2013, 03:08 am
Let's hear about it.  Just don't disclose anything too personal.
Title: Re: Any of you convicted felons?
Post by: bluemystik on March 02, 2013, 03:24 am
Not me but a personal friend got convicted of armed robbery as a teen got tried as an adult. Don't know the full story but he was rolling with some friends tripping on acid dude driving was coked out stopped at a gas station cocked and pointed a gun at him everyone else had guns as well and said we're doing this shit you're coming in too and gave him a gun fucking got away investigation went on phone taps all that shit ended up someone ratting on him I believe he got the worst of the charges somehow. fucking shitty
Title: Re: Any of you convicted felons?
Post by: ozone on March 02, 2013, 11:05 pm
no noone on sr is a felon
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Post by: Haxtor12345678 on March 02, 2013, 11:26 pm
Not me, clean record here
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Post by: psychedelicking172 on March 02, 2013, 11:37 pm
nope :)
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Post by: jägermeister on March 02, 2013, 11:39 pm
i'm working on it
Title: Re: Any of you convicted felons?
Post by: slirp on March 03, 2013, 01:29 pm
Is "unconvicted felon" a contradiction of terms?
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Post by: oheesawteewaya on March 03, 2013, 02:48 pm
No record, just some traffic tickets!
Title: Re: Any of you convicted felons?
Post by: jakeekaj on March 03, 2013, 03:02 pm
No thank god. I've been arrested twice, both times it was I just was being retarded. First time everything got dropped, spent the night in jail, got out the next morning, never had court. Second time was a MIP (drinking underage). I was 20, blacked out and an officer arrested me outside. Went on probation for that one and after that everything was dropped after I payed all the fees of course.
Title: Re: Any of you convicted felons?
Post by: InigoProxy on March 03, 2013, 05:58 pm
Not to the best of my knowledge  :P
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Post by: Donkeydong on March 03, 2013, 06:02 pm
I was convicted but I didn't do it  ;)
Title: Re: Any of you convicted felons?
Post by: Jediknight on March 03, 2013, 06:16 pm
I spent 12 years in prison for stalking someone I met on an anonymous drug forum. After we exchanged messages and got to know each other, I eventually killed them and chopped them up into little pieces and vacum sealed each piece in a stealthy postal package.

I setup a vendor account on the site and pretended to sell drugs.  I then shipped each peice through express mail to drug addicts all over the world through the mail. 

You see, People would order drugs on this cool underground website and as a vendor on the site, I would send them a little piece of this guy instead of the drugs they ordered.  It passed through customs thanks to stralthy strategies learned from other vendors and good vacum sealing. 

All my customers finalized early, so they couldn't get their money back.  Hahaaha
Some of the fools even wrote great feedback too, 5/5 and asked for free samples all the time.

So, . . . Wanna chat some more in a private message?  I think we could be good friends !  :-)
Title: Re: Any of you convicted felons?
Post by: Smashmouth on March 03, 2013, 06:25 pm
I spent 12 years in prison for stalking someone I met on an anonymous drug forum. After we exchanged messages and got to know each other, I eventually killed them and chopped them up into little pieces and vacum sealed each piece in a stealthy postal package.

I setup a vendor account on the site and pretended to sell drugs.  I then shipped each peice through express mail to drug addicts all over the world through the mail. 

You see, People would order drugs on this cool underground website and as a vendor on the site, I would send them a little piece of this guy instead of the drugs they ordered.  It passed through customs thanks to stralthy strategies learned from other vendors and good vacum sealing. 

All my customers finalized early, so they couldn't get their money back.  Hahaaha
Some of the fools even wrote great feedback too, 5/5 and asked for free samples all the time.

So, . . . Wanna chat some more in a private message?  I think we could be good friends !  :-)

Yes, send me nudes.
Title: Re: Any of you convicted felons?
Post by: dongbongby on March 03, 2013, 06:27 pm
yup convicted
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Post by: CannabisCrusader on March 03, 2013, 06:28 pm
Nope, misdemeanors only, thank god.
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Post by: XxWINxX94x23 on March 03, 2013, 06:34 pm
Was very close to being convicted. As much as I hate the authorities, my jurisdiction has first time offender diversion programs and thankfully was able to expunge it. This theoretically saved my life from being of the felon status, which I am thankful for, but from this experience have come to the conclusion that the US justice system is very flawed, biased and in need of complete overhauling. However, that is a rant that doesn't belong on this particular thread.  ;)
Title: Re: Any of you convicted felons?
Post by: Kruzhevo on March 04, 2013, 05:24 am
Clean U.S. record ~
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Post by: weedtender on March 04, 2013, 05:56 am
nope never been convicted not a felon.  i like to stay out of jail as much as possible
Title: Re: Any of you convicted felons?
Post by: sr22 on March 04, 2013, 08:16 am
I can't really be the only one.

Convicted once - 30 months fed time
Currently have one non-extraditable felony warrant and possibly others that I don't know about
Title: Re: Any of you convicted felons?
Post by: teqno on March 04, 2013, 10:14 am
Yup - had a POS lawyer and if I ever see that twat I would say hello, smile and slap his face off.
Never again though, have a great high priced jewish fella on speed dial who loves taking my money and the only words I hear him speak when we meet is " You got my money?" and "This is bullshit, have a seat" I can't help to be entertained and impressed as he just starts yelling at people or it just might be his natural tone..He's worth every damn penny as he's gotten me out of some pretty serious stuff. The moral of this short story, shell out the cash and find a very good lawyer...It's not fun being a felon.
Title: Re: Any of you convicted felons?
Post by: richardnixon2675 on March 04, 2013, 10:36 am
I went to court but only got a caution. It was for something done while drunk. The judge pretty much threw it out saying "You're an idiot but really this should not of even came before the courts, and being drunk is no excuse. Now get the hell out of here and if see you before me again you will get a big fine and criminal record"

I look back now and realise how lucky I was, I didn't have any money at the time so didn't get a lawyer or anything, didn't even think about it. However even the prosecutor wanted to help me saying "He has a clean record and a part time job and he is doing school full time as well" Maybe it helped that I showed remorse and pleaded guilty straight up?
Title: Re: Any of you convicted felons?
Post by: Skanx on March 04, 2013, 11:55 am
Yes  ;D
Title: Re: Any of you convicted felons?
Post by: slirp on March 04, 2013, 01:23 pm
Based on some simple research, people that get busted on serious drug offenses often get busted again later.
Title: Re: Any of you convicted felons?
Post by: hazed on March 05, 2013, 12:56 am
felons for life!!!!  8)
Title: Re: Any of you convicted felons?
Post by: c0py on March 05, 2013, 02:01 am
Convicts fo' life dawg!  Whoop Whoop!

All sillyness aside, I've been a convicted felon since the age of 18.  Sentenced at 19 and did a little bit of time for cultivation.  Thats a possible life sentence where I live.  10 years probation and I'm halfway through with flying colors (this includes 2 polygraph tests every year) despite smoking bud daily and being caught with a half lb about 3 years into probation.  Finding out that certain cops are dirty really pays off ;) Other charges include Concealing stolen stuff, burglary, and other shit.  NONE of which being a violent crime.
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Post by: munkies on March 05, 2013, 02:11 am
I've had my shareof traffic tickets but that's about it
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Post by: crunchytuna123 on March 05, 2013, 02:14 am
I once got detention in third grade for going down the slide too slow.  :o
Title: Re: Any of you convicted felons?
Post by: c0py on March 05, 2013, 02:17 am
I once got detention in third grade for going down the slide too slow.  :o

Gotta learn to throw some rocks on that bitch and slide like the wind Rodolph!
Title: Re: Any of you convicted felons?
Post by: psychedelicking172 on March 13, 2013, 07:41 pm
i know some peopple that are, ut im not
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Post by: CannaKingUK on March 13, 2013, 07:44 pm
Squeaky clean :D
Title: Re: Any of you convicted felons?
Post by: huckrup20 on March 13, 2013, 08:16 pm
Let's hear about it.  Just don't disclose anything too personal.

tell me you're joking. not a greaaaaaat idea fella. :-X
Title: Re: Any of you convicted felons?
Post by: TheSauceIsHot on March 13, 2013, 11:24 pm
I spent 12 years in prison for stalking someone I met on an anonymous drug forum. After we exchanged messages and got to know each other, I eventually killed them and chopped them up into little pieces and vacum sealed each piece in a stealthy postal package.

I setup a vendor account on the site and pretended to sell drugs.  I then shipped each peice through express mail to drug addicts all over the world through the mail. 

You see, People would order drugs on this cool underground website and as a vendor on the site, I would send them a little piece of this guy instead of the drugs they ordered.  It passed through customs thanks to stralthy strategies learned from other vendors and good vacum sealing. 

All my customers finalized early, so they couldn't get their money back.  Hahaaha
Some of the fools even wrote great feedback too, 5/5 and asked for free samples all the time.

So, . . . Wanna chat some more in a private message?  I think we could be good friends !  :-)
dazsumgoodsauce
Title: Re: Any of you convicted felons?
Post by: Tony 76 on March 13, 2013, 11:43 pm
37 years in San Quentin for multiple fraud convictions. Now I do honest business on SR.
Title: Re: Any of you convicted felons?
Post by: crackistan on March 13, 2013, 11:58 pm
Umm, not going to disclose this. But if you get convicted of a felony you fucked up somewhere. I fucked up a lot when I was 18 and 19. A couple decades later and my impulse control is much more developed and I am glad..
Title: Re: Any of you convicted felons?
Post by: RoxorsMyBoxors on March 13, 2013, 11:58 pm
Yea, thats what you get for fucking up at a dui checkpoint..... smh :/ possession with intent :/
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Post by: newbottles on March 14, 2013, 02:17 am
Imagine the actual unemployment rate in US if all non-violent felons were released from prison overnight.  What a nasty scam they run.
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Post by: Bline on March 14, 2013, 02:25 am
I am a serial felon. There are mattresses in every state whose tag I have ripped off.

I have a personalized tip hotline with the FBI.