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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: pushkin on February 28, 2013, 02:15 pm
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I am 25, I have a beard, and I'm still a virgin. If someone wants to help me please send some BTC to 1C5d9TWhyfqnPJGD2NWYTpZ4gEUY3BGqFG
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For fuck sake. Shave and clean yourself up!
You are a virgin because you keep asking others to help your sorry ass. You need to grow some balls and start using them . Nobody will feel sorry for you here. It's why nobody has replied to this silly thread . Maybe if yu said you had cancer or yur penis was chopped off in a jerking off tug of war game as a child or something.
You need to clean yourself up, get a job ,move out of mom and dads place . Yu are a burden to them but they are too nice to kick you out. Now yu are going to brig drugs into their home? Heck you got no bit coins and no means of getting any.
I'm not trying to be mean, I just want you to know you how it is before you leave reality and do some drugs.
Good luck and never pay for sex. You will get the clap or something. Go to a bar and buy a girl or guy a drink . Talk and take them home. Repeat and enjoy.
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I am 25, I have a beard, and I'm still a virgin.
shave the fucking beard, work on your personality and self confidence. or use your beard to your advantage, you probably look homeless, beg on the street. do you really want to lose your virginity to a fuckin hooker? that's pretty scummy man
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Alternatively, you could, oh I dunno, get a fucking job?
Just a thought.
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Shave that beard and sell it here! You can buy a harem of whores with all the cash!! :P
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I almost felt bad, but then I LOL'd
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I am 25, I have a beard, and I'm still a virgin. If someone wants to help me please send some BTC to 1C5d9TWhyfqnPJGD2NWYTpZ4gEUY3BGqFG
SHAVE....
Even Ewan FUCKING McGregor looks better without a beard!!!!
And don't lie....are you seriously a 25 year old virgin? That's unique. No seriously....did you recently graduate from Hogwarts or something?!
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maybe you could sell your virginity?
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maybe you could sell your virginity?
How can he maintain his anonymity and remain in escrow?
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What? Beards are awesome. What is going on...
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What? Beards are awesome. What is going on...
yeah, with beard I am a kind of macho
please, people, now I need to get only 5 btc. I would be so happy if anyone send to me even 0.1 btc, please, help me
BTC address: 1C5d9TWhyfqnPJGD2NWYTpZ4gEUY3BGqFG
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I am 25, I have a beard, and I'm still a virgin. If someone wants to help me please send some BTC to 1C5d9TWhyfqnPJGD2NWYTpZ4gEUY3BGqFG
SHAVE....
Even Ewan FUCKING McGregor looks better without a beard!!!!
And don't lie....are you seriously a 25 year old virgin? That's unique. No seriously....did you recently graduate from Hogwarts or something?!
No I didn't graduate Hogwarts, I am from Russia and here is only drunk bears around me, that's why I can't lose my virginity
BTC address: 1C5d9TWhyfqnPJGD2NWYTpZ4gEUY3BGqFG
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fuck this guys virginity.
Send me btc for drugs:
1LBsugRkXgttjnW3tsv163WzaMQeg43zZv
;D ;D ;D
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For fuck sake. Shave and clean yourself up!
You are a virgin because you keep asking others to help your sorry ass. You need to grow some balls and start using them . Nobody will feel sorry for you here. It's why nobody has replied to this silly thread . Maybe if yu said you had cancer or yur penis was chopped off in a jerking off tug of war game as a child or something.
You need to clean yourself up, get a job ,move out of mom and dads place . Yu are a burden to them but they are too nice to kick you out. Now yu are going to brig drugs into their home? Heck you got no bit coins and no means of getting any.
I'm not trying to be mean, I just want you to know you how it is before you leave reality and do some drugs.
Good luck and never pay for sex. You will get the clap or something. Go to a bar and buy a girl or guy a drink . Talk and take them home. Repeat and enjoy.
Have to disagree with that last bit, your probably more likely to catch something picking up a strange girl in a bar, usually in these situations your both drunk and feeling reckless, the girl is clearly a dirty bitch for even going with you when she just met you in the first place, you fumble your horny, you fuck her up the ass bareback, shit happens.
At least with a whore you can look at her stats and reviews first well at least in my country you can its like an ebay for whores sort of thing, the whore wont want to catch anything too, so as long as you just get your dick sucked going with a whore its fine and if you do fuck her just make sure you use a blob, just dont go with those cheap nasty ones, pay more and get a quality whore!
If your really 25 and a virgin I advise you to stop masturbating every day as it will mess with your emotions try and spread them out say 2 times a week this way it keeps your libido in check, making sure your thoughts still stay healthy. Save up some money and by yourself an hour with a lovely escort (whore) you should pay about $200-$400 for an hour, tell her your a virgin she will most likely love the idea and do an even better job go with one in her 40's as her experience will help keep you calm and relaxed.
The whole sex thing is over rated for your first time any way, my first time I was 14 in an alley through a back street pitch black lay on a concrete floor while this fat chick rid my cock, her whole stunk of fish too, it kind of scarred me for life, but she was good later but the first time was a mess. Get the first time over with the rest will be better.
Oh and stop begging for money for sex, this is not how we do things here if you want to be part of the community you have to shape up!
;)
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The whole sex thing is over rated for your first time any way, my first time I was 14 in an alley through a back street pitch black lay on a concrete floor while this fat chick rid my cock, her whole stunk of fish too, it kind of scarred me for life, but she was good later but the first time was a mess. Get the first time over with the rest will be better.
well that's just charming, thanks for that! what a lovely thought to wake up to hahaha
love that you went back for more!
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Ok, you are still desperate huh? I'll be your pimp. . .
I can auction your virginity off. Do you have a passport? You will need to fly to the bidders location. You must be worth something.
Lets make a listing for this guys Virginity. Got a pict ?
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maybe you could sell your virginity?
How can he maintain his anonymity and remain in escrow?
He can maintain it till he arrives at the destination. Full escrow can be provided but people with less than 10 transactions have to Fe!!
Ok, you are still desperate huh? I'll be your pimp. . .
I can auction your virginity off. Do you have a passport? You will need to fly to the bidders location. You must be worth something.
Lets make a listing for this guys Virginity. Got a pict ?
A body shot is enough. Head should be photoshopped out for anonymity.
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WOW, do this for me, please. Only I'm not a virgin. But I'd say I'm pretty good-looking, got a passport, think I'd come at a good price.
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I'll give you the money but it will be going on film....
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Fair enough, put up the listing :)
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The whole sex thing is over rated for your first time any way, my first time I was 14 in an alley through a back street pitch black lay on a concrete floor while this fat chick rid my cock, her whole stunk of fish too, it kind of scarred me for life, but she was good later but the first time was a mess. Get the first time over with the rest will be better.
well that's just charming, thanks for that! what a lovely thought to wake up to hahaha
love that you went back for more!
LMAO yes....now I feel sick....
How does a 14 year old have a smelly...ewwww. Need to go be sick now.
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I am 25, I have a beard, and I'm still a virgin.
nice bio. I feel like I know you so well already. make a documentary on your life ;)
TK1991
What? Beards are awesome. What is going on...
this person has a point though.
for real though OP (if you're serious), don't put sex on some pedestal. I mean ya, it's cool but I'm sure if you're a decent person with a little confidence and bravery, it'll come to you eventually. Don't expect the first time to be great. for some people it is but for others (like myself) its just a disaster.
P.S. don't russians always have sex with their moms and sisters? thats what I've learned from porn. do you have any sisters or an attractive mom? look into that... (I'm jk people)
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Ok, you are still desperate huh? I'll be your pimp. . .
I can auction your virginity off. Do you have a passport? You will need to fly to the bidders location. You must be worth something.
Lets make a listing for this guys Virginity. Got a pict ?
Jedi knight will be my pimp :D it's awesome
where is the bidders location?
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No need to pay just run down to your local Turkish bath house and start shadow boxing next to the guy with the biggest handlebar mustache. You didn't mention what kind of whore you wanted so i figured it didn't matter what gender your cherry cracker was. Enjoy!
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What? Beards are awesome. What is going on...
True...some guys can do facial hair quite nicely. It just requires a lot of maintenance, and a lot of guys end up looking like Grizzly Adams instead of James Franco. Hmmm, I wonder if Franco uses SR.
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LMFAO on that title!
FUCK YOU!
I worked my ass off to get laid and it took till I was 20 so go get laid without money you bastard!
But thanks for the laugh on the title!
You can pan-handle and make 100 bucks a day. In three days you can get laid real nice.
Modzi
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Maybe he's going to use the money to buy drugs to entice some krokodil shooting whore to punch his V card?
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Cool story bro.
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Listen dude, with facial hair you should easily be able to get laid by a drunken bear. Up in Alaska they lay you for free, you don't even need bitcoins. Just put some honey on your ass and you'll lose your virginity right quick like. Gives a new meaning to "honey hole". Granted, you'll have bite marks on your shoulders and won't be able to walk for days, but you'll get oral and anal all in one session (losing 2 virgin titles at once) and bears aren't even that well hung.