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Market => Rumor mill => Topic started by: Magic Moments on February 25, 2013, 07:56 am
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Hey guys, this is not a spam, I've come into a shit load of bitcoins in the last 4 months and its getting hard to move them all so I figured I might as well give some away.
So heres the criteria, You must tell a story, joke, poem, riddle, quote. something to interest me. Once your done with you post please indicate how many BTC you want or think you deserve for that matter and what your going to spend the coins on.
THIS IS NO JOKE, I WILL GIVE AWAY FREE COINS TO PEOPLE HERE IN THE FORUM.
Good luck.
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Please see my signature for the program I'm developing. If you think that's worth some BTC, by all means: 1F9DUEygsojadLBESFwWsvL4ABwc9QbpAr
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moral of the story. never trust anyone, and get out before its too late.
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11 was a horse
12 was 12
1111 race
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Sometimes I cry alone on the toilet.
I do this because I've come to the conclusion that
I'm really not worth anything.
Not even digital currency.
My blow up doll hates me, she deflates half the time.
Which does a number on my psyc, and deflates my ego.
My waffles don't turn out well, they don't have pockets that hold my syrup but I can't call them pancakes.
I wish I could tell you a story of heroics or martyrdom but I alas I cannot
I can only tell you a true tale of a kid who was loved by his parents
He came to appreciate not being touched by adults while those around him were being molested by priests. He came to see the humour in getting cancer from smoking but complaining of the wait for free health care. He came to love many things.
But no one came to love him.
That is until he met Silk Road.
Silk Road has so far never let him down.
He is even thinking of asking Silk Road if he can play with her rusty wagon wheel, or brown eyed girl.
He has high hopes that she says yes, but if not he may have to donkey punch her and finish off on her face.
He won't mind though.
Silk Road will have something to sooth his tired and lonely soul.
He's an honest man who doesn't deserve anything.
Not even a BTC.
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if we know the answer to the riddle do we get to answer it? lol
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A man walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I got somethin' I bet you never seen before." And then the bartender said, "Well I don't know, I've seen a lot of things." So the man put a little pet carrier on the bar, opened it, and then a 12-inch tall man walked out. Then the man placed a miniature grand piano on the bar. The 12-inch man started playing it. The bartender was amazed and asked, "Where'd you get that?!" The man replied, "There's a genie who will grant you any one wish you have. He's just next door." So the bartender went to the genie and the genie agreed to grant him one wish. The man wished for, "a million bucks." The genie then nodded and 1 million ducks started falling from the sky. The bartender went back to his bar to talk to the man who owned the 12-inch man. The bartender said, "Man, I think that genie's hard of hearing or something. I asked for a million bucks and he gave me a million ducks." The man replied, "Well duh he's hard of hearing! Did you think I went in there and wished for a 12-inch pianist?"
Unsure what it's worth, if any. Wanting more fireworks and ecstasy for my birthday in a few weeks, hopefully :D
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Good day sir
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Pimps up front.
Hoes in the back.
Chumps in the trunk.
Drunk as a skunk.
High as a kite.
Read em and weep.
Your coke was the bomb.
50 BTC's please.....
Will spend on (you guessed it) drugs.....
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Have you ever seen the barcode on a condom?
No? That's because you never rolled it down far enough.
50 more BTC's please.
Will spend on even more drugs.
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Have you ever gone to the beach, put a seashell to your ear and heard the ocean?
Yes? That's because you're at the ocean.
50 more please.
More drugs.
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back when i was at school we all used to sprint across the bus park into a wood next to the school were we smoked pot ,back then in uk was all soap bar real nasty shit and we only smoked lungs (2 litr bottle with bag taped to bottom and gause on top )they realy get u twisted if u never smoked pot.
well one time our form teacher brought this french kid with her who was exchange student staying with her and fuck knows why coz id never let this happen nowadays but we took him with us and we pulled him a huge lungball and that was it he was a gooner couldnt walk or nothing and we had to go back to class ,were franticly trying to get him sorted while were walking back over farmers field and this huge german shepard comes running at us that some dude was walking ,we ran like fuck but the french kid was far to fucked and the dog got him and bit him ,
it was bad but real funny aswell al we could do was take him back to class with us and say he got real ill some how we never got expelled coz the french kid kept his mouth shut thank fuck,
fuck kwows what other schools in uk are like coz mine is classed as a good school but we did acid at school a few times and got wasted on all school trips on booze and acid ,i remember the journey home from london sitting next to the teacher after gettting to pissed .that was my last trip as i got banned from all school trips
i not been on here for time but if u got spare coins i want them for some smack cheapest is about $50 though
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northumbria police are looking for a racist pakistani attacker
do u want me to pick u an aplication form up
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I did coke for the first time on the weekend... and the second time actually.
Wouldn't mind some more coke.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Angrily the blonde responds to the husband, ''Shut up...you're next!'' ;D
Can I please get 2 bitcoins? I'm about to go to a huge concert with some friends, and some molly (MDMA) would make it the best experience of my life..
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What's black when you get it, red when you use it, and white when you're all through with it?
0.5btc? :) :D
I am desperately trying to make a fund to trying out some of the ILF's goods :)
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Okay, i'll take a shot at this.
This happened about a month ago; So I'm teaching english in a middle eastern country and I made friends with these saudia arabian dudes. I came over to there place one day to smoke a bit of hash and theyre all drinking and ask me if I want to join. I don't really like drinking (especially if theres no girls around) so I say no and explain why and they start saying "oh man, we know girls, we know girls, wait! wait!" So I start drinking.
About two hours in I'm like 'hey? where's that girl??' they're all like 'wait wait, come with us' so we hop in there 2012 mustang (fucking rich ass saudis) and head to the pharmacy for condoms. At this point I'm not sure what to think but they reassure me "i'll like" so we drive around the block for minute calling someone and finally this girl in full niqab (that black dress that just shows they're eyes) at this point I don't know what the fuck to think except I know I'm not getting any pussy from a girl that covers up everything besides her eyes.
So we get back to the appt and they tell me to wait in the living room, so I go ahead and wait and think i'm gonna get ready to go, but they call me in. I walk in the bedroom and I see, I'm not even kidding a complete 10/10 fucking babe, not only that she's ditched the fugly niqab and shes wearing some lingere. I get insta hard and walk over by here grabbing her ass and checking her out. notice a little musty smell and kinda of wave it off thinking its one of the smelly saudis. They leave the room and tell me "enjoy enjoy" and at this point I'm fucking ravished, I want to do everything with this girl, cum up her nose, lick her ass. EVERYTHING. I rip off her lingere and start playing with her clit and then it hits me. That smell. Oh my FUCKING GOD. I'm not kidding it was a disgusting mixture of bad ass, rotten vagina and burning tire. It was the most disgusting smell I've ever smelled. The thought of licking her ass completely went out the window and all I could think was. I gotta cum, and I gotta cum FAST. I go straight for her ass hoping the tightness would make for a faster orgasm. Not really, it took a good 10 minutes of pounding her stinky asshole before I could finally cum and when i did i never felt so disgusted with myself (besides that time I was the "bull" in some creepy craiglist cuckold add) I throw on my shorts, I glare daggers at these dudes and I make my leave (more or less)
that's basically it. It was fucking foul, but she was super hot... I hope you enjoyed my story! All I want to ask for is 1 bitcoin so I could maybe order a gram of hash :) My silkroad name is the same as my forum name. THANKS MAN! :)
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Just something random I've found funny today. Too stoned to think of too much to amuse you with but picture this for a change of pace in a dodgy neighborhood near our place. Some of the homeless guys robbed a very high end fashion warehouse & got away with a metric shitonne of brand name cloths. At least half of the crackheads have been wearing Armani's and Guess and all sorts of shit this past week. Funny as fuck and I couldn't be arsed earning my $50 request because I'd love to do you the favour of helping you out with the coins.. I'm a generous guy like that. haha. Doubt you'll pull through but if you do your a fuckin legend!
Would love a few coins to put towards an. ah. investment in my health or something great like that ;)
$50
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In 1983, a team of deeply pious scientists conducted a radical experiment in an undisclosed facility. The scientists had theorized that a human without access to any senses or ways to perceive stimuli would be able to perceive the presence of God. They believed that the five senses clouded our awareness of eternity, and without them, a human could actually establish contact with God by thought. An elderly man who claimed to have “nothing to left to live for” was the only test subject to volunteer. To purge him of all his senses, the scientists performed a complex operation in which every sensory nerve connection to the brain was surgically severed. Although the test subject retained full muscular function, he could not see, hear, taste, smell, or feel. With no possible way to communicate with or even sense the outside world, he was alone with his thoughts.
Scientists monitored him as he spoke aloud about his state of mind in jumbled, slurred sentences that he couldn’t even hear. After four days, the man claimed to be hearing hushed, unintelligible voices in his head. Assuming it was an onset of psychosis, the scientists paid little attention to the man’s concerns.
Two days later, the man cried that he could hear his dead wife speaking with him, and even more, he could communicate back. The scientists were intrigued, but were not convinced until the subject started naming dead relatives of the scientists. He repeated personal information to the scientists that only their dead spouses and parents would have known. At this point, a sizable portion of scientists left the study.
After a week of conversing with the deceased through his thoughts, the subject became distressed, saying the voices were overwhelming. In every waking moment, his consciousness was bombarded by hundreds of voices that refused to leave him alone. He frequently threw himself against the wall, trying to elicit a pain response. He begged the scientists for sedatives, so he could escape the voices by sleeping. This tactic worked for three days, until he started having severe night terrors. The subject repeatedly said that he could see and hear the deceased in his dreams.
Only a day later, the subject began to scream and claw at his nonfunctional eyes, hoping to sense something in the physical world. The hysterical subject now said the voices of the dead were deafening and hostile, speaking of hell and the end of the world. At one point, he yelled “No heaven, no forgiveness” for five hours straight. He continually begged to be killed, but the scientists were convinced that he was close to establishing contact with God.
After another day, the subject could no longer form coherent sentences. Seemingly mad, he started to bite off chunks of flesh from his arm. The scientists rushed into the test chamber and restrained him to a table so he could not kill himself. After a few hours of being tied down, the subject halted his struggling and screaming. He stared blankly at the ceiling as teardrops silently streaked across his face. For two weeks, the subject had to be manually rehydrated due to the constant crying. Eventually, he turned his head and, despite his blindness, made focused eye contact with a scientist for the first time in the study. He whispered “I have spoken with God, and he has abandoned us” and his vital signs stopped. There was no apparent cause of death.
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I'd like 5 BTC to buy a few grams of ketamin. Will probably buy some Japanese toy plushies with the money I saved using yours to buy the K.
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forgot adress. fug.
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Been here for about 5 months and decided to join the drug addled outbursts here on the forums.
My introduction to this world wasn't as expected. Got tag team scammed by Juergen2001 and drnarco.. They split my hymen and I bled everywhere, it wasn't pretty or very enjoyable or close to what I imagined my first time would be like. The aftermath of it was a 3 day limp and it hurt to piss for a week.
Shaken, scared and tormented I turned to rape counseling in the form of these very forums and sat around the edge too scared and ashamed to tell my story. Only been rape scammed a couple more times since then and was easier each time. Many attempts at intercourse since then have been successful and enjoyable both local and many o/s all thanks to the wise counseling of these forums.. This place is the bomb yew!
Maybe a btc or 2? :D Most likely spend it on some wicked European MDMA for an upcoming music festival.. Nothing like being in that zone! Cheers!
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Just noticed that you closed up shop, Magic Moments. :( Sorry to hear it didn't work out vending here, but best of luck to you with whatever you decide to do next! (and no, I don't need your bitcoins :P)
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For lent I am just giving up.
2 bit coins please sir.
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Hey man. Sorry to see you go. I got a story for you:
When I was about 7, I used to believe that I could gain superpowers. I thought I could be like batman and fly away all awesome like or spiderman with amazing building to building leaps. Well, my mom was driving me home one day and I got the idea that I could fly to my front door as we were pulling into the driveway. I jumped out of the moving car and the car ran my leg over. Twice. I had been in the front seat and dove forward with my arm extended out thinking I could fly. Well something strange happened in the end. I think of it as a miracle. I had tire tracks all on my leg but I didn't have any broken bones or ligaments. Everything was fine, other than my legs were covered in rubber. It might have been cause I drank a lot of milk with calcium as a kid. Who knows. But I will always remember the sight of the car coming right at me running me over.
I think this story is worth about 10-20 bitcoins. I haven't told anyone this other than family members.
Here is my bitcoin address: 1DNK7VuZurYuYNkzYF2LoYhAUMgQ3TDoNJ
EDIT: Forgot to mention what I would do with the coins. Probably just get myself that oz of weed I've always wanted. Broke college student :(.
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A poem by the great R.S. Thomas:
It is this great absence
that is like a presence, that compels
me to address it without hope
of a reply. It is a room I enter
from which someone has just
gone, the vestibule for the arrival
of one who has not yet come.
I modernise the anachronism
of my language, but he is no more here
than before. Genes and molecules
have no more power to call
him up than the incense of the Hebrews
at their altars. My equations fail
as my words do. What resources have I
other than the emptiness without him of my whole
being, a vacuum he may not abhor?
5 BTC please : 1JsakXh2R9inKurcsW8UPPS7nPmJdokAtd
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... and here I was waiting for this tiny little ninjutsu master programmer dude to come through a fucking wall and take the girl's head off in front of you or something. A lot of them are... well, yeah. I'm an oddity, let's put it that way.
But wtf, nanpa. I love your posts, but damn man, that was kind of anticlimactic :P
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Story (Would love 3 or 4 coins)
It turns out, for me anyways, that if you stay awake for weeks and snort a few thousand dollars worth of crystal meth up your nose, you may end up hearing voices, then have to be admitted to a mental institution after freaking out in public. Followed up by being chased across town by the police. That's what happened to me & it was terrifying because after I stopped using for a couple days, the voices got louder and worse. If you havn't experienced it before its pretty fucked up having someone like JESUS'S voice inside your head giving you commands. He kept telling me things eg. that I was the spore of the devil and the only way I could get myself free from sin is to set myself on fire. One day I was hearing commands telling me to attack a fellow patient, anyways it sounds crazy but I tried to light this guy on fire from behind while he was sitting down, luckily some nurses put his jacket out pretty quick before he caught alight. Anywayz todays im much better on medicaiton. Would love 3-4 coins just for some xanax though to help paniic attacks that I still get from time to time.
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Here is a quote from the late Steve Jobs which he wrote when he was die'ing, I read this if I find myself getting stressed over little things, you do need to read it a few times for it to make perfect sense but when it does a lot of things in your life will become clear.
“Remembering that I’ll be dead soon is the most important tool I’ve ever encountered to help me make the big choices in life”
“Because almost everything — all external expectations, all pride, all fear of embarrassment or failure — these things just fall away in the face of death, leaving only what is truly important. Remembering that you are going to die is the best way I know to avoid the trap of thinking you have something to lose.
You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart.”
Edit* any coins will do, 1, 2, 10 it does not matter it all goes towards buying specific hash strains that eases stomach and bone issues brought on by Valium withdrawal, thanks if your real :)
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... and here I was waiting for this tiny little ninjutsu master programmer dude to come through a fucking wall and take the girl's head off in front of you or something. A lot of them are... well, yeah. I'm an oddity, let's put it that way.
But wtf, nanpa. I love your posts, but damn man, that was kind of anticlimactic :P
Haha not sure what kind of ending you were expecting, but I do have a sequel of sorts, and posting it will be contingent on me getting the 5 BTC the first story is worth. Value for value.
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“One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.”
― Bob Marley
and
“Don't worry about a thing, every little thing is gonna be alright”
― Bob Marley
Well basicaly every one of his quotes...i think that it deserves at least 99999 bitcoins, but well i will be happy even for 1-2 :) good luck guys.
Also BTC's will be spent on weed adress is: 1GVqMcQ8u7TDx4UsZVWp2zcwACA2j8bSMT
~Peace
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A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
All btc will go toward ending all wars and eradicating hunger, or i might just get high.
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There was this time I was tripping and I kept smelling shit everywhere. I mean literal shit, I thought I shit/pissed myself and freaked out telling everybody I shit myself and proceeded to remove all my clothing and throwing it in the oven to bake the shit out.
...Turns out, our cat took a huge ass shit right under the couch I was sitting on
Any donations (SR name is the same as my forum account) will go to my fathers birthday present-->One of hashbeans Fireberry Raspberry Habanero Bar
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Give me some coins so i can buy some drugs and go sell them in RL i have a newborn on the way and need money !
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I have a theory: this thread is an epic troll and no one will get any fucking BTC at all. Thoughts? :)
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I have a theory: this thread is an epic troll and no one will get any fucking BTC at all. Thoughts? :)
Thinking about that makes me sad. That said, I am sure the OP is going to love my story, and feel compelled to pay for it.
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I have a theory: this thread is an epic troll and no one will get any fucking BTC at all. Thoughts? :)
I like to tell stories so i started thinking which one im gonna tell right now but then i got the same theory as you.
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I never mentioned what I'd use them for, did I. The electric bill. And maybe a pizza. I haven't had a pizza in months. Yes, I'm for real.
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ALRIGHT, EVERYBODY FREEZE! NOBODY MOVE! ITS A ROBBERY.
DONT FUCKING LOOK AT ME WHEN I TALK TO YOU!!
I want all you mother fuckers to throw your coins in this wallet
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10 btc please:-)
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Once upon a time there was a
(Insert useless bullshit, designed to hypnotize and send all of your BTC to the below address)
...and as he claimed his prize of massive amounts of cocaine, they lived happily ever after.
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I need money for an attorney. I got into theft last year (very stupid thing) thought I knew it all and that the cops couldn't catch me. Well they did and I need to fork over about $3000 in attorney fees if I want to evade jail time or receive a light sentence.
Luckily they know nothing about me selling shit to make money. It is literally the only way I can make the money in the allotted time. I work too, but $8/hour doesn't get far. So basically I'm doing more illegal shit to get out of illegal shit I did in the past. I just don't want to steal from people anymore. I want to get past that part of my life.
If you could send me 3 coins I would greatly appreciate it, I could turn it into about $250-$300 cash and that would go a long way
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My cousin once stayed in a B&B and fell out with the landlady.
Before leaving he nailed a kipper behind the bed.
Short and sweet I feel.
Now send me ALL the bitcoins! :D
I'll spend them mostly on LSD for me and my friends. I'd also donate some to charity of course 0:)
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I once took a woman home with me for a night of passion but we were both pretty drunk. In the morning she was looking a bit sheepish, refused breakfast and left quite speedily. I assumed she was just ashamed of the filth she was part of and jumped back into bed. Upon landing, I felt a great moisture on the bed and assumed it was just sweat, sperm, whatever so I pulled back the sheets to change them and discovered the biggest patch of menstrual blood I had ever seen. My curiosity got the better of me so I keeled in for a sniff and it was the most foul thing I had ever experienced and threw up in my bed. It was like a mixture of tuna, vinegar and salmon that had been left out in the sun for a bit and had gone rotten. Another time I took a woman home and she had the biggest pubic mound I had ever been witness to. It was a huge, triangular monstrosity that must have reached a grand height of two inches. I wasn't cool with it so I rolled her over and went in from the back. Caught up in the moment, I stuck a thumb up her ass to loosen it up and go in for some anal. I got my rod in an started pounding away, she was loving it. Suddenly she stopped moaning and I pushed in again only for shit to curl out around my dick like her arsehole was a Play-Doh machine. "FUCK!!!" I screamed but I played it off as ok to not make her feel any worse. I didn't see her again. Another time I was in a gay bar with some friends and some drag queen was all over me. I avoided it for most of the night but he/she promised me the best blowjob in my life. I declined but he/she was adamant. I went into the toilet and he/she did actually give me one of the best blowjobs I have ever had. I am not gay but it made me very confused for a long time. I also fingered my best friends 58yr old mother at his 21st birthday party and he is a 6'5" gorilla who could no doubt kill me if he ever found out but in my defense, she was hot and initiated the whole thing. She even invited me around for some real action but I didn't have the balls to go around.
My entire sexual history has been confusing, disgusting and scary and I am not over a lot of the things I have done in the past, so if you could find it in your heart to donate to the 'Erase Every Sexual Memory I Ever Had Fund' I would be truly greatful. 5 Bitcoins would suffice but for 10 Bitcoins I could obliterate my brain entirely which would allow me function relatively normal in society again.
Many thanks.
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Hey MagicMoments !
I'm Canadian too. We chatted once a while back under a different name...
I can convert your extra bitcoins into top quality medical Marijuana here in Canada!
If you have a drop address or a PO box to use, (Just go and rent one for a few weeks) I can send you some great Blueberry x Northern Lights straight from a private medical MJ grow. Its top shelf gear straight from a caring, mom and pop grow for medical purposes. I got photos if you like to see more in a private message in tormail.
Priced right:
I'm willing to send it to you for under $500./QP, or make you some great blonde hash with it if you prefer a nice treat instead. We can stay in escrow so there is no risk for you. I can arrange the escrow here on SR through another vendor account. You just wait for my package for a few days and when its received and you are happy with it, you can finalize and enjoy your weed. Its easy as that. It'll be fast delivery too since we are close.
Support Canada:
Sell it, smoke it, feed it to your cat, whatever you want. Its better than just giving away your coins; you get something tangible in return. And you are supporting the Canadian economy at the same time. We both know taxes are too high here and we need to support the over-grow the government movement since it actually works in exhausting police forces' budgets each year. They can't keep up and never will thanks to arrangements like what I'm proposing.
Let me know in a PM. I hate seeing good coins given away like that.
You are a good Vendor:
Let's work something out. I believe you have a Canadian vendor account and I got some great Canadian weed you can add to your menu and make more $$$ You have skills in Vending and a name already started. Let's work together and put my product onto your store shelf as a listing under you. You could use the listing to attract customers with below cost weed listing as a promotion/vendor test for potential customers.
Use it as a marketing tool:
Its cheap enough for you to use a marketing tool to draw attention to your other existing products. It will get people to your page. Look at MRouid Vendor. He sells hash at 10g for $100. /below cost. It gets people to his page to see the other stuff he's got. It got me to his page and now I buy a lot of coke and speed from him after seeing those listings. Hey it works. Lure them in with a good cheap listing and hopefully they see the other listings and take interest.
How good?
The weed I have is as good as any Kush on the road and was grown with organic Iguana Juice, Carbo-Load, B-52, Vitamin B-1 and Organic Iguana Bloom. There is no surprises and the circle of customers around this grow are a very satisfied bunch. Its better weed than M39, Diesel and most on the road. From my end, it hard to setup a new vendor account and a new name and you already have done all that.
What will I do with your coins?
- I will use them to help buy more supplies for the garden that could benefit you as well
- I'll donate a few to the David Suzuki foundation as well if that makes you warm and fuzzy inside
- I'll buy you a comedy DVD, if you are looking for a few quick laughs. .hehe
Seriously though, I want to add my weed product to your Canadian vendor page. I'm sure we can come up with something.
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Dr. Invention invented a light
that helps people see in the dark.
He also invented a merry-go-round
that spins round and round in the park.
He found a new way to catch fish in the bay
by tying a hook to a string.
He thought it was nice when he built a device
that lets you record when you sing.
Dr. Invention has many ideas.
He writes them all down in his books.
He plans to invent a triangular tent
as well as an oven that cooks.
His soda machine is a scientists dream
and his candles are strawberry scented.
I hate to inform him, but I have to warn him,
these things were already invented!
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Mhm, what could I deserve for a poem?
maybe 1 coin, or 2, or less, maybe 0.1, or 0.2. I think I am happy with everything
and what would i do with them? keep em, or spend em on (i think you can guess it) illegal stuff
-let me say thank you in advance, and hope to see some coins at my balance :D
1561aigthzAXrCPHmAotTz59rkDcH8TcGH is the adress to send coins to, thank you
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O Canada! Our home and native land!
I'm not Canadian, but I love Canada :)
With my coin, I'll pay back generous members who lend me coins on the spare coin thread. This can be easily proven~
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Thanks in advance, of course. This is very generous, what your doing, and it says a lot about you.
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Lets celebrate all these great stories
Pick a number
Square it
Now divide it by the original number
Take away the original number
This is the amount of fucks I give about these stories
5 bitcoins thanks
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this didnt happen to me it happend to my friend but its literally one of the nastiest things ive ever heard so im gona tell it!
so my friend met this girl at a party, me and a few of the girls knew her from around the area and she has a bit of a rep for being a dirt, which we told him, to which he replied " great a night of dirty sex it is for me so"
he went home with her that night and they did the bizzness, the next day when i saw him i noticed he had a weird black spot above his lip, where he had had a cold sore that was beginning to clear up, i asked him why it was black and he said he didnt know, he thought it was just the cold sore scabbing over, we thought no more about it
i seen him again a day or 2 later and the black spot had now tripled in size it was about the size of a thumb nail at this stage and raised a fair bit off his face and discusting looking, i asked him what the fuck was going on with his face and he said he didnt know but the spot was really itchy, i booked him an appointment with the doctor because i really didnt like the look of it & thought it bit strange that it only flared up after he had been with that grimey girl, i went with him to the doctors with him
the doctor had no idea what it was or why it was black and refered him to the hospital to have it lanced, i also went with him to this appintment wich was 2 days later, the spot had gotten even bigger at this stage and he said it felt like it was moving in the inside
so he went in to have it lanced and when they did it a mass of tiny insects came out of it all over his face!!!
the dirty bitch had crabs and they had gotten into the cold sore somehow and had been muntiplying under there thats why it felt like it was moving on the inside because it literally was!
so guys the motto of the story is if you have a cold sore beware of dirty bitches with crabs because you might get an infestation of them on your face!
I know everyone who reads this will love it hahaha!
OP +rep for the thread and the max amount you want to give man! Im not picky my SR address is in my sig1
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So this is a true story that happened a few years ago....
I was leaving my girlfriend's house late one night and noticed these two guys walking away from a car that had obviously just over-heated. Trying to do the right thing, I stopped and asked if there was any way I could help them. They asked if I could give them a ride to their destination and I obliged. Not too far away (like 10 miles or so) and they didn't look sketchy at all, so I felt comfortable doing this.
At the time I drove an extended cab truck, but the cab was filled with some of my stuff, leaving one guy to ride in the bed and the other in the passenger seat. On the way there they offer to give me some Bose home theater speakers for my troubles, saying they would sound awesome in my truck. I soon realize what a mistake I have made by trying to help these two out.
We get close to their destination and my suspicions of these two suddenly came to full realization based on their body language, actions, and how awesomely ghetto this place was. I just picked up two crackheads and they want me to drive them around to different crackhouses so they can trade crack for these speakers they just stole.
After going by one crackhouse who's proprietor was not home, I got the balls to put my foot down and tell these two we were done and that they needed to exit my vehicle. The guy in the back listens and gets out of the truck, but his buddy who is in my passenger seat is not hearing my demands. He argues and pleads with me to continue shopping for crack in one of the sketchiest hoods in Houston, Texas.
His body language and temper told me he was about to try something. It would've been all too easy for him to stab me and jack my truck, so I did what I had to do. I drew my firearm (a Kel-Tec 9mm, which is small and easy to conceal on your person or somewhere on the side of your seat in a vehicle) and told him to get out of my truck. He listened and I burnt out of that place quickly with adrenaline going through my veins I felt like I was about to have a heart attack.
So that's one of the craziest nights I've ever had and I'm lucky I didn't have to fight these guys or actually fire a round to dismantle the situation. Just to clarify, I am a responsible gun owner and I would never draw my firearm unless I was in fear of my life.
TLDR: Picked up two crackheads, had to draw a concealed handgun on one of them.
I'd guesstimate this story is worth about 1,000,000 BTC's lol, considering my life was on the line more than likely. Seriously though, I would be happy with any amount, really.
Let's say 4 BTC's and I will be spending them on trees and benzos.
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I bought a Chewbacca mask earlier in the day (the okay one that is movie quality), took it home and went out for a pint with the guys. They all retired super early and I was pretty disappointed as it was Friday evening and I was in ultra party mode.
I couldn't find much else to do that night, so I just went home figuring I'd liquor myself up and chooch my way into unconsciousness.
I have a few drinks at home, wander into my room and the most brilliant purchase of my life is leering into the depths of my infantile soul, saying "I want to be on top of you"
I toss on what later would become my alter ego, and begin my journey around the block accompanied by a cigarette, as I do.
So I'm practicing my beastly wails when all of a sudden, unbeknownst to me prior, there's a party happening just down the block.
ULTRA MEGA CHEWBACCA PARTY MODE ENGAGE.
It was only about 1am but EVERYONE was plastered. I roll up and got the red fucking carpet "AYYYYYY CHEWBACCAAAAA" (yeah, the fonz was there).
The only thing that came out of my mouth that night were primal screams rolling out of the back of my throat and they FUCKING LOVED IT. I was instantly the life of the party. At one point some guy tried to take the mask off my head and I swatted his arm away. From there on, anytime someone tried to make a grab, I had a posse of fanboys quick to snatch them.
Half of them were on the jazz cigarettes and started getting into these absolutely retarded philosophies about the socio-economics of different races in Star Wars, then would ask me my opinion and I would only respond in tongues. Those guys nearly went into boisterous guffaw induced comas.
At one point they had me doing keg stands and bong hits. I really wish I could have been at an outside perspective watching all this.
Things start getting hazy, but thankfully for me, the more fucked up I am, the louder I get. At one point I jumped on a table, ripped my shirt off (still pissed about that, I can't find that shirt anywhere), poured a beer over my head and let out a furocious roar. I'm a pretty hairy homie, so they ate it up
I really have NO fucking clue how in gods name this actually came about. I don't remember any of the content that came out of this girls mouth, but apparently she wanted me in there.
She leads me to a room upstairs. Pants are still soaked from booze. Like a true tribal thespian, I'm still payin' homage to my furry compadre. This girl pulls my pants down and starts giving me a blowjob and the force is strong with this one.
Tells me to finish on her face. Proceed to do so.
Immediately thereafter leave the party, go home and pass out in my underwear. I'm still wearing the mask, in the middle of the livingroom.
Roommates wake me up and ask what the fuck happened. I told them they suck at partying, that's what.
So turns out this girl was actually seeing one of my coworkers who I'm decent buddies with. I had no idea, I'd never met her before. Shes actually been over to my house with my buddy a couple times since. She still has no idea
I'm still debating whether or not I should leave the Chewie mask out for her one day.
I would use the bitcoins on party supplies for the Electric Daisy Carnival (EDC) 3 day music festival. I've already bought tickets but need to stock up on mdma and lsd to share with my group of friends going.
1 bitcoin would be enough MDMA for one person for a real good roll. There are going to be 4 of us, but just a single bitcoin would help the budget a bit.
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A man walks into a bar...
You think after all those times he would have ducked!
Didn't see that coming did you :o (lol there's another pun.. I just added on)
Maybe 0.5 or 1 BTC?, then I could actually buy something :) Hey I'm small time!
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I bought a Chewbacca mask earlier in the day (the okay one that is movie quality), took it home and went out for a pint with the guys. They all retired super early and I was pretty disappointed as it was Friday evening and I was in ultra party mode.
I couldn't find much else to do that night, so I just went home figuring I'd liquor myself up and chooch my way into unconsciousness.
I have a few drinks at home, wander into my room and the most brilliant purchase of my life is leering into the depths of my infantile soul, saying "I want to be on top of you"
I toss on what later would become my alter ego, and begin my journey around the block accompanied by a cigarette, as I do.
So I'm practicing my beastly wails when all of a sudden, unbeknownst to me prior, there's a party happening just down the block.
ULTRA MEGA CHEWBACCA PARTY MODE ENGAGE.
It was only about 1am but EVERYONE was plastered. I roll up and got the red fucking carpet "AYYYYYY CHEWBACCAAAAA" (yeah, the fonz was there).
The only thing that came out of my mouth that night were primal screams rolling out of the back of my throat and they FUCKING LOVED IT. I was instantly the life of the party. At one point some guy tried to take the mask off my head and I swatted his arm away. From there on, anytime someone tried to make a grab, I had a posse of fanboys quick to snatch them.
Half of them were on the jazz cigarettes and started getting into these absolutely retarded philosophies about the socio-economics of different races in Star Wars, then would ask me my opinion and I would only respond in tongues. Those guys nearly went into boisterous guffaw induced comas.
At one point they had me doing keg stands and bong hits. I really wish I could have been at an outside perspective watching all this.
Things start getting hazy, but thankfully for me, the more fucked up I am, the louder I get. At one point I jumped on a table, ripped my shirt off (still pissed about that, I can't find that shirt anywhere), poured a beer over my head and let out a furocious roar. I'm a pretty hairy homie, so they ate it up
I really have NO fucking clue how in gods name this actually came about. I don't remember any of the content that came out of this girls mouth, but apparently she wanted me in there.
She leads me to a room upstairs. Pants are still soaked from booze. Like a true tribal thespian, I'm still payin' homage to my furry compadre. This girl pulls my pants down and starts giving me a blowjob and the force is strong with this one.
Tells me to finish on her face. Proceed to do so.
Immediately thereafter leave the party, go home and pass out in my underwear. I'm still wearing the mask, in the middle of the livingroom.
Roommates wake me up and ask what the fuck happened. I told them they suck at partying, that's what.
So turns out this girl was actually seeing one of my coworkers who I'm decent buddies with. I had no idea, I'd never met her before. Shes actually been over to my house with my buddy a couple times since. She still has no idea
I'm still debating whether or not I should leave the Chewie mask out for her one day.
I would use the bitcoins on party supplies for the Electric Daisy Carnival (EDC) 3 day music festival. I've already bought tickets but need to stock up on mdma and lsd to share with my group of friends going.
1 bitcoin would be enough MDMA for one person for a real good roll. There are going to be 4 of us, but just a single bitcoin would help the budget a bit.
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Sorry, but I have to call you out on this one. This story was told on Reddit last week. Maybe you're the same dude, but I seriously doubt it. If it is you then I apologize in advance.
***CLEARNET LINK***
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/18r4ug/whats_the_craziest_thing_you_ever_saw_or_did_at_a/
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Sorry, but I have to call you out on this one. This story was told on Reddit last week. Maybe you're the same dude, but I seriously doubt it. If it is you then I apologize in advance.
***CLEARNET LINK***
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/18r4ug/whats_the_craziest_thing_you_ever_saw_or_did_at_a/
He wanted an entertaining story/riddle/joke, so thats what I gave him. Not sure what the problem is.
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Sorry, but I have to call you out on this one. This story was told on Reddit last week. Maybe you're the same dude, but I seriously doubt it. If it is you then I apologize in advance.
***CLEARNET LINK***
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/18r4ug/whats_the_craziest_thing_you_ever_saw_or_did_at_a/
He wanted an entertaining story/riddle/joke, so thats what I gave him. Not sure what the problem is.
You're right, I apologize. That was a crazy story though, true or not.
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1/998001
It turns out that if you divide 1 by 998,001 you get all three-digit numbers from 000 to 999 in order.
IN ORDER
Except for 998.
This has been your daily math is fucking insane, enjoy!
If you still have bitcoins to spare: I would greatly appreciate 2 coins!
I plan to use them to buy small amounts of various research chemicals to explore both my inner and outer landscapes! weeee!
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-Thos
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-= True Story =-
So i am a union inronworker out of manhattan,and one of the buroughs we work in sometimes is the bronx and harlem,so on one particular job on a bridge called "the alexander hamilton bridge" i was just done with my daily 7-3pm shift,and everyday after work i would go down the street and stop at the local deli to grab a blunt wrap to roll my bud up and have a nice smoke on the way home. So i get my wrap and i proceed to roll up my blunt in my car,as soon as im done and get ready to drive off,2 nypd cop cars come flying up to me outta no where and box me in,one up front one in the back,he gets out and asked for all my i.d. and paperwork,then says" and wheres the weed,im not stupid we were watching you roll it the whole time!" so since he new what i was doing,i gave it to him along with all my i.d. and insurance,registration.
Now i start bugging out bc on top of the drugs he got off me im pretty sure my insurance was cancelled from a past due payment and my inspection sticker is over due by 5 months!. So the cops make me wait and sweat it out for a good 10-15min. He comes back to my car and as he is handing me back my identification and insurance,registration he has my Blunt tucked in between all my documents,and says..."ok [my name] here your information back and your cigarette" CIGARETTE??!?! im like "uhhh wait what?? officer you dont want me to throw it away in the sewer or get rid of it or something" and he proceeds to say" NO,why would you do that with a perfectly fine custom rolled cigarette you got here" and gives me a quick wink...i then drove off towards home loving life and that bronx cop,i swore i was gonna put that blunt on a Plaque,but of course it got smoked. :)
def. could use some bitcoin for some more weed.thanks
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Pimps up front.
Hoes in the back.
Chumps in the trunk.
Drunk as a skunk.
High as a kite.
Read em and weep.
Your coke was the bomb.
50 BTC's please.....
Will spend on (you guessed it) drugs.....
address.
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WOW... i got my free coins. THANK YOU very much.
that's really awesome. Magic Moments is real and reliable.
as I am still a bit short (lets name it 0.3) i try to bring a smile in your face
Q: What do u call a bunny with a bent dick? A: FUCKS FUNNY
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no need to fulfill this one, but would be the nicest thing on earth, as always I thank you in advance ;)
best regards
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What's white and crawls up your leg?
Uncle Ben's perverted rice.
Could use .5 or 1 btc to help try out some new edibles :)
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I didn't specify an amount but since 50 is acceptable I would take that gladly lol! OP is OG af! Hope I get something for my previous post :D haha if not your still a damn courteous guy!
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Well here's just an interesting tidbit that may help you in your life and it has been useful for me more than once:
This should work on most elevators; if you want to skip any elevator calls between the floor you're on and the floor to which you're traveling, just get in the elevator, hold down the "Close door" button, then press and hold the button for the floor of your choice, and keep holding both buttons until the elevator starts moving. This is said to be a cop trick if they need an express to chase someone or emergency response or whatever shit. But why should cops have all the fun? Fuck cops.
And if that doesn't qualify, I have a mild joke:
You hear the one about the industrious prostitute?
Nah man what about the industrious prostitute.
Well she got an extra hole put in right around her hip, like...
Wha she do dat fo?
SO SHE COULD MAKE A LITTLE MONEY ON SIIIIIIDE
wamp wamp wamp wampty wamp wamp
I would love 1 BTC to have something in the account when people offer me samples but want shipping paid. Or, if you're feeling especially generous 3.5 or even 2 would be awesome so as to replenish my sadly empty stash of cannabis.
Address is 12W3fYqPjhL9fsf38g4YLt7AhaSYWKtEZT cheers
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What's white and crawls up your leg?
Uncle Ben's perverted rice.
Could use .5 or 1 btc to help try out some new edibles :)
1CEvL3payBS1rDUvVW8yvTEEtxsq6EQby8
Crap, if you like the Uncle Ben joke don't use that address. Thought it changed but it didn't. Use:
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This is not a joke, but a need none the less. I have to put my dog down and was thinking of buying something off of SR to do it as I know there are chems some vendors sell that can do the trick. It is a TERRIBLY hard decision to have to do this, but if you have been there; you will understand.
The vet and shelters want BIG bucks to put her down. Money I don't have. I would rather have her remain calm, at home- after a HUGE and DELICIOUS last meal! She has cancer. Has had it for a couple years and her quality of living has deteriorated to the point, it is time.
Maybe 15 BTC for the chem(s) and 5 to help me and her get something to remain calm and collected. Any amount would be great.
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my friend pat has been going through some rough times. he gets kicked out of his house by his dad a lot and has to find places to stay during cold chicago nights. what i love about silk road is that research chemicals are so cheap per dose. ive been helping my friend make a little money by fronting him DOC tabs to sell. everyday hes out i worry about his safety.
please any coins would be awesome. maybe 5-10 :) im probably going to buy some 25x or DOx to split with my friend with the coins. my name is the same on SR
youre awesome for giving out free coins
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For 100 BTC I can take my kids to Eurodisney.
SR name is the same. I'm not expecting any to arrive, but I'll sure be grateful if they do. +1 Karma for starting a thread that amused me for ten minutes anyway!
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Hello and thanks for the chance to make you laugh, then make you think.
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses.
He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?
and now the tough one...
I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champagne bubble.
If you squeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.
and the answer is...
!erusserp... its backwards so you didnt see it earlier!
10 BTC for the entertainment?
Thanks so much! your cool either way.
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I'm not gonna make up some sob story.
I'm not gonna pretend to be funny, either.
I'm just a poor soul (I'm not in sob story territory yet, am I?) looking to expand his understanding of this beautiful world through the use of drugs. If you sent me 2 or 3 BTC, I would be happily munchin' on some shrooms :) Silk Road username is e7j38f (what better way to disconnect it from my clearnet accounts than to make it look like some WoW gold spammer name?)
If honesty doesn't work, here's my story. I was told by the doctor I have 2 months to live yesterday due to brain cancer. On the way home, I was t-boned by a drunk driver and now am in a lot of pain that insurance doesn't want to get rid of. Please send me 2 or 3 BTC so I can buy some pain meds!
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TRUE FACTS;
Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
shower me in btc, & i'll tell you s'mo
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i threw was my pen...
the end
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not sure if you've seen this already but it's hilarious! This is the "top 10 signs your using SR too much" by TheBusiness
10. All your work passwords are drug references. e.g. Skunkn01 or b0nghitZ
9. You actually remember the SR .onion address off by heart.
8. You've offered to save your partner a trip to the GP and pharmacy by sourcing their medication directly.
7. Coworkers and family come to you first for their postal service questions.
6. You gave your Dad a bottle of 12 year old scotch, then asked him for a trip report.
5. You have several baggies whose actual contents and source you aren't 100% sure of anymore, but you keep anyway.
4. You have a bitcoin exchange tracker on your smartphone, and check it several times a day. Usually around people who have no idea.
3. In your imagination, you've already rehearsed your potential confrontation / arrest with police word-for-word.
2. You get excited when the BTC left in your SR wallet from your last purchase is as close to 0.00 as possible, and when it's not you buy something else to try to win the game.
1. You have a pet kitten called Dread Pirate Roberts.
I didn't make this list up, but it made me laugh, especially #3 and 6. If your feeling super generous, I'll take 10 btc :) will buy coke and bud. also pay back spare coin thread
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SR name is the same.
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Hi MAgic Moments,
My SR username is same as this one I would love 10 BTC to make some purchases for some mind enhancing substances, I just have one of the best quotes by a fellow canadian. so here it is, I think it is quite worthy of a BTC gift..
Cheers
"love is better than anger. Hope is better than fear. Optimism is better than despair. So let us be loving, hopeful and optimistic. And we’ll change the world."
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I like to write freestyle poem-like pieces late in the night alone in the dark. Nobody knows I do this and I've never shared any of them with a soul. Here's one of my personal favorites...
Are we devoid of purpose,
when the world isn’t true?
I see through stained glass,
refugee in desolate truth,
while archaically unbiased,
the forces of nature,
rattle the minds of men.
Only of habit and desperation,
I am convicted to conform,
walking low through the daily races.
Seeking the righteous law haphazardly,
knowing from the start its true meaning.
Such a meaning,
can you call it my insanity,
or might it be your own?
It really doesn’t matter now.
This was my legacy,
my lust and my demons.
So hide from your answers forever,
finding false respite in true evils,
while I face the music,
riding the crescendo of revelation,
to the final absolution,
alone in the ecstasy of oblivion,
searching never more for truth,
as while truth lay within the hearts of men,
my heart finds the mind,
and the legacy of this world,
is brandished by my hand.
This is very personal to me and resonates deeply with how I feel about being here in this life. I'm sorry if I sound egocentric or anything, again I never expected anyone to read these...
Could you spare just one coin? If not, it's alright
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I take business cards from the bowls at restaurants that other people leave. I write horribly offensive things (just to get people riled up, I don't necessarily use these words seriously) like "you look like a huge faggot" and "little bitch" on them with "call me if you want to discuss it bitch". I place the card on a vehicle in the mall and sit back from a distance and watch them call the number. I have refined my technique and wait to see who is driving the vehicle and aim for douchebags who deserve it, like people that have those plastic things that look like ballsacks hanging from the back of their car. Works great when its a couple and the guy reads "Your woman is cheating on you with me, call if your man enough bitch." Those ones are definitely the world's best show to watch. I know I'm a dick but I don't do it often enough to destabilize the dating world and only put them on cars for people that deserve it.
If you found my story funny and don't hate me enough send me 5 btc
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thanks
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this got me cry-laughing for a good while and I finally remembered where i put it...
Anyway...
If you've been following me, you would have learned that I got an asian girls number during my last update (the encounter wasn't recorded unfortunetely because my Camera froze). But anyway, it's been over a week and I was feeling like taking a break from exam studying, and I figured that if I didn't call her before exams were done then I wouldn't get a chance to see her until after the break (which would be too long perhaps). So I called her up and asked her if she wanted to take a break from studying and meet me for coffee. Well she said yes, and we met at a campus cafe. We had some small talk, and it went well overall. After that she said "hey my roomate is making some chinese food for dinner because her boyfriend is over, would you like to come by and try some? she usually makes way more than needed". Now at that point I felt like I had to take a shit, but there was no way I could turn down this opportunity; it seemed like she was into me and this would be a great opportunity to get to know each other further. So I decided to try and hold my crap as long as possible (I don't crap in public toilets) and accept her invitation.
Well we went back to her place, had some food (very good btw)... and whatda know... I had to take take a shit really badly... and I also had to take a piss really badly (I had been holding that too since I didn't bring my pee bottles with me to the date)... I really didn't want to use her washroom because I didn't want stink the place up... but it became so unbearable to the point where I could feel the turd popping out of my rectum.. to make matters worse I was actually starting to get an erection (I'm not sure why.. but that's what happened). So I rushed to the washroom... and thus begins the worst possible scenario imagineable....
I pull down my pants step up to the toilet and I am then faced with an ominous predicament; I have to extremely badly take BOTH a pee AND a POO.... AND I have an erection.... what the fuck do I do? Which do I do first??
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So I bend over and try to push my erected penis down a bit to pee into the can... but as I relax my pelvic floor muscles to release the urine.. I feel my turd start to come out at the same time!
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So then I'm like "fuk this... I'll just try and hold the pee and let the poo come out"... so I sit on the can... grasp my penis hard to try and "block" it... and I then tried to let the crap come out....that didn't work so well...
As I relaxed my anal sphincters... my pelvic floor muscles relaxed as well and piss started flying all over the floor... I started panicking at this point... so I desperately held my crap again, while I attempted to shove/bend my erect penis into the toilet. Once it was in... I tried take the piss and crap at the same time, but my ass was too far out and this massive turd started flying out missing the bowl, landing partially on the back rim and partially on the floor.
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I then closed everything off again (you can't imagine the pain of repeatedly blocking yourself from peeing and pooing when you have go so badly)... wtf was I supposed to do? I either pee on her floor or poo on her floor....then out of sheer desperation and instinct an idea popped into my mind..
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I ran into her bathtub and let myself go there... I figured that at least this way I could rinse it all down instead of getting sh!t on her floor....
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At that point things get even worse...
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The turd wouldn't fucking dissolve... and the damn bitch was asking me wtf I'm doing showering in her washroom....
I then answer "yea lol... I'm showering... is that ok?"...
she says: what the hell? why?? you don't think we're having sex do you???
At this point I can't even think straight and I jokingly (retardedly) say: yes we are lol
she then gets mad and says: wtf? is this some kind of joke... get out of there!!
I say: no please don't come in... I'm not done yet...
At this point the hot water I was using to try and dissolve my shit was releasing shit smelling vapours all over the room.. and it was pretty rancid... the girl could smell it and she said: "why the hell does it smell so fucking bad? What the hell are you doing in there???"
I say: please don't come in... trust me.. you'll regret it...
she says: FUCK this... get out now or I'm unlocking the door..
I beg her not too... but she loses her patience and then opens the door. She stops dead in her tracks. There before her was me standing with a pseudo-erect penis, left over fecal residue on my ass,large semi dissolved turds in her bathtub, turds on the floor beside her toilet, and pee all over the floor in front of the can... I was so fucking embarassed... I started shivering... she looks at me while covering her mouth and nose and whispers... "wtf did you do???"...she was starting to cry... I hesitate for a bit and I try to explain myself "I tried my best ... I... I'm sorry"... She then flips out and tells me to clean up the mess or she's calling the cops. I agree to do it.
She leaves, and I grap some toilet paper... pick up the turds from the floor and bathtub, toss them in the can, and then I proceed to clean off the floor and bathtub with soap, water and alot of tissues. I tossed most of the tissues into her toilet bowl (the garbage was full eventually). I then took some perfume from the counter and tossed into the bathtub to get rid of odour. After I was done I cleaned my ass off and flushed the toilet. To my utmost dismay, my massive fecal matter bulk and the large amount of TP unded up clogging the toilet and it overflowed and started spilling crap all over the floor... I'm literally crying at that point... I look for the plunger but I couldn't find it so I put my pants on and rushed out to ask her if she had a plunger so I could fix the toilet...I see her with her roommate and her roommates bf... she's crying... as soon as she sees me she tells me to gtfo right now... I try to explain that the toilet is clogged... but she doesn't let me ... she says she feels threatened and she wants me out now... she graps a knife from the drawer and tells me to leave... I leave.
about a minute later I hear this loud scream coming from her dorm room (I assumed she went back to the washroom to see it covered in poo water). At that point I sprinted away as fast as possible, while swearing at myself and crying tears of frustration and embarrasment.
All of this could have fucking been prevented if I had just brought my goddamn pee bottles!!! WTF?!?! The FIRST girl that shows interest in me.. I have to go and shit in her bathtub???? This is fucking retarded (yes mad).
to all you people saying "peeing in bottles is stupid/gross"... well fuck that and fuck you... not only is it more convenient and cleaner, but it also prevents epic disaters like this one....
This is what WOULD have happened if I had my trustee pee bottle... I would have on sat on the can and then simultaneosly peed into the bottle and pooed into the toilet. No disaster... no mess.... and none of this would have happened.
so...moral of the story: pee bottles are necessary?
well i hope you laughed :)
i think i deserve a few pretty coins for this...for I am want to buy some blow and some acid for the State of Trance on the 16! :D
and Goa :)
so yea help me out! :) I also wouldn't mind giving you some money for more coins too.
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oh god, just received 15BTC 8)
thank you, you're great !!
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Haha already made a post earlier but had to post this story for fun, not for coins. It's my friend's story he posted on another site but you guys will love this. Long stories are always the best stories in my opinion. Btw, I believe it is all true to my knowledge.
Here it is:
saw this thread had to register to post my epic story
its pretty long but whatever, it was the the most craziest thing in my life absolutely nothing compares to the adrenaline rush,
so about 3 weeks ago me and about 4 other friends were hanging out in a forest near a cliff, there was a party but like police and the kids parents showed up cause it got out of control, like over 150 random black people (not bein racist) showed up cause it was on the corner of a main road and there was fights and shit, so we got the fuck out of there cause police were coming in. no big deal escape or anything but we were all drunk as fuck and really high, we were walking around breaking mailboxes and shit til we got to this forest and we were collecting wood to build a campfire or some shit until my one buddy went over and discovered this old ass abandoned building from like the 1920s.
so theres this tower on top of an abandonded mental hospital thats been empty since like world war I, people have been going there for years partying n shit all the time, theres broken tables and beer bottles and all kinds of shit there. anyways we went here a couple times years ago but we didnt even remember what it was like inside. so its friday night at like 10pm we had fuck all to do so we decided to go to this place and chill cause it was sick. so we get there and every window is boarded up, doors and bolted shut and everything and like we have no idea how the fuck to get in.
so we climb up this wall thing drunk and baked as fuck, my one buddy actually cut open his hand on broken glass we didnt even notice til later, but yea we got on the roof and found a crowbar so we were looking for a place to break in but all the windows were too high up but we found this door that like lead underground underneath the place all boarded up. so after like 4 of us cranked this fuckin thing at once we pried off like an 8 foot solid wooden frame and cracked open the door and went in. it was fucking crazy, bunch of old medical equipment, broken glass walls, garbage everywhere, there were those stretcher things they tied up crazy people in and all kinds of trippy shit.
we went down into the basement using our phones as flashlights and we were all tripping the fuck out, we thought we saw ghosts and dead bodies and shit so we were all walking around carrying like make-shift weapons like broken bottles wooden boards, tools whatever lol and so we explore for a while and end up climbing up way up in this tower-building thingy thats lached ontop of the roof, we called it the space ship hot box cause its like a little pod that sits at the top of a stairway ontop of this 4 story building. shit was crazy
anyways were all drinking everything we had left from the party, going shot for shot burning gravity bongs (we had a 3 liter waterbottle shit was cray) and at about 11:50pm or some shit we just hear "POLICE STOP WHERE YOU ARE RIGHT NOW" and we heard banging/kicking on the wallss we all look at eachother for a split second then just fucking DIP and i mean like DIP we all ran so fucking fast, shit was flying everywhere tables were falling over and shit, there were 2 exits to this room, one was a stairway built inside the building connected and one was an outter stairway to the roof (one we came up on), there was a door inside but a big empty metal safe was lined up against it as a seat/table we used, so the door jammed and the cops couldnt get in the same room as us, so they were like stuck and we had a small headstart we sprinted down onto the roof and had no idea where to go, me and my boy ricky are looking over the edge seeing if theres anywhere we can climb down. my other 2 friends go running straight back into the building, they seemed like they knew where they were going so we fuckin ran with em and were running through this building.
so were all like fuckin flying through this building, tripping out cause it was scary and we heard cops running everywhere so we get to the top of this stairway that leads to the same place we got in, we see like 4 fuckin flashlights we all pause immediately and my retard friend makes a noise and the lights flash up on us on our faces, we turn arouynd stumbling everywhere running and were at like this foyer floor so my 2 friends run to one side theres a ladder that leads to the basement there heading down it but its like falling apart so there going slow, rickys at the window and he grabs a hose off the fuckin wall and whips it through a window smashing it and hes trying to clear off the sides so he doesnt cut himself, then he starts to like climb out, meanwhile im waiting in line to go down the fuckin ladder and a cop pops out from behind a fucking door on the left wall so i just start running man holy shit i ran all the way to the end of the foyer through the boiler room and back, ran in a circle basically so i get back to the hall and i sprint along the hall i can see more lights towards the ladder so im like fuck it, i instinctively turn left to the room my boy ricky was in and while still in full sprint i fuckin jump from like 4 feet away and i hurl through this fuckin window like an olympic long-jumper and i felt the cop reach at my neck just as i jumped and it threw me off balance i smashed my head off the window frame and went flying through the window but i had no idea where i was going so i grabbed onto the hose that was hanging and it was like between my legs so i wizzed out the window die-hard style with this rusty old 1920s hose scruncing my nuts with one hand, i swing about 10 feet out from the building do a 180 then the hose goes right back and im swinging right back towards the window i see the cop staring at me with a light so i fuckin change levels and slide down this thing and about 15 ft lower i smash into a brick wall and pipe and fuckin mangle my shoulder, i can barely hold on now so im sliding down this hose along the wall and then my boy ricky is like spidermanning down the wall all slow and shit then i just swing down and my ass smashes him right in the head and he drops off the hose onto a tin roof and goes right through it and then i fall to and land on some boxes of cardboard right next to him.
i have no idea how ricky didnt die, we landed like a foot from all this broken glass and shit but anyways were only like 1 or 2 stories off the ground now running along the edge of the smaller building off the side, he jumped to the second level and i tripped and rolled off the edge and slid down this iron pipe, if i wasnt waearing jeans i wouldve ripped my nuts clean off, then we were headed towards the part we climbed up on but we saw like 4 fucking squad cars so we turn around and theres a cop chasing us we hear dogs barking were freaking out so im like fuck it and i grab ricky and we both jump off this mini-roof thing and barrel roll off the ground and as soon as we landed we started sprinting as fast as we could, we headed straight to the forest and just before we got there there wass a road infront of it and a cop pulled up out of nowhere and ricky made it across i ran and jumped, cleared the windshield of this cruiser and broke the mirror off it with my ankle and tumbled down into a revine. my boy kept running so i was like 20ft behind and im running between trees and shit i can hear like 4 cops chasing me yelling and lights n shit, i run about 300 yards and were in this bushy area where theres a big fence, it didnt have wires or anything but it was like 12 feet so i slowed down i thought the cops stopped so i was catching my breath for a sec when a 2 lights started coming towards me from different directions so im like fuck im done now,
i start slowly walking towards the fence and i step on the wrong stick and it makes the most ridicolously loud snap noise ever, the cops start fuckin running at me so i book it again and i knew i couldnt climb this fence cause i was too drunk so i ran and jumped like 4 feet in the air onto a tree with one foot then used that to boost me to halfway up the fence real quick so like i jumped ground-tree-fence in like 1 second and im up on this fence, my shirt gets caught so i jump anyways and it rips in half so i keep running and im at this like overgrown bushy ski-hill that connects to the side of the forest so im sprinting still and im like 30 feet from the edge, i hear a cop yell "OVER THERE" so i turn around for a split second to look how far they are away, theres literally liek 4 cops so im like FUCK and i turn back around and i trip, lose my footing and wiped the fuck out. i started tumbling down this hill, i honestly rolled through like 60 yards of bushes, trees and shit i had no control i was just barrel rolling like a mad man i was going so fast i cleared right over a 6-ft wide path inbetween the hills and kept rolling. i was like running and i kept falling and rolling then id get back up keep running it was crazy, i get to the bottom and id never been here before so i have no idea where im going im like down the side of the cliff now (part of my city is on a mountain so like i ran down the side basically) and its like a bike path. i find this shitty ass bike in the bush and i start pedalling like a motherfucker i had no idea where i was going just along this path and then after like 60 feet the chain pops off and i go flying over the handle bars and smash my right arm. so like my right arm/shoulder is useless now so im running holding one arm like a retard and just when i think im done i end up at a golf-course parking lot, theres 2 crackheads doing burnouts in golf-carts in the west end of the parking lot so i run over full speed and i time it perfectly there coming ot a stop one gets out and looks like hes gonna puke on the curb the other didnt even see me i ran full speed and dropkicked the motherfucker right out of the front seat,
like dukes of hazard style i kicked this guy right in the face with both my feet im pretty sure he was knocked out cold but i kept going anyways,
i went too far and was like hanging out the side and i grab the wheel and id never driven this thing before so i just start flying the wrong direction, im going straight for a hill the wrong way but i turn at the last second and almost flip it over, so im heading back to the rest of the path and a fucking squad car pulls up the driveway and theres 2 flashlights on the path in the distance behind me running too so i go to the corner of the parking lot and they put these bigass rocks on it so people dont drive there cars/ATVs on the path so i pull my leg in and put it to high speed and i BARELY got inbetween these 2 rocks, the whole cart shook and i saw sparks flying, im pretty sure one of the tires blew out but then i hit full throttle and once again almost crashed, but i got my shit under control so now im crusing down a path at night,
saw a random ass hobo picking up beer cans and shit, i was about 200 yards from the police now and then out of nowhere some dude jumps out of the bush and i hit the breaks and he jumps out of the way but i clip him in mid air. i was like fucki t and started driving again and then this dude runs up and jumps onto the back i was like oh fuck a fuckin cop but it was my boy ricky man he was hanging on the side and he jumps into the passenger and hes like holy fuck man DRIVE, he was running along there the whole way while i was getting chased by cops, he said he heard a car coming and he saw lights so he jumped in a bush to hide then he saw me and i was about a second away from killing him.
anyways we keep driving and the tire i blew out earlier blows right off after about 3 or 4 minutes (felt like hours at the time, so intense) and the thing starts leaning to the one side but its still going fast so we stay in til we hit a fuckin rock and the thing pops up in the air ricky goes flying out and i jump out too and the thing flips over and hurls into a tree then into a revine. we didnt even look back we just got up and kept running then we saw a set of stairs with lights that went up to the escarpment about 100ft away so we cut through the forest and like ran along it about 40ft out cause we thought cops would be there, so we get to the top and we cant run no more and we didnt want to go to the stairs so we climbed up like 15 feet of rock in bare hands, got to the top, just as i was about to step up my foot slipped and i was climbing up with a useless dummy arm n shoulder so i woulda fallen but ricky grabbed my arm and pulled me up it was crazy my life was flashing before my eyes i went all that way and almost fell to my death for like the 6th time. he pulls me up, were jogging on this street and we hear a car coming so we dip this dudes fence and run through a guys yard and out onto his front lawn, we have no idea where we are so were just running fence hopping and shit and we both end up jumping into some random dudes backyard, he was having a party and there was like a barbeque, pattio about 15 dudes and they were all just chillin cleaning up and me and my boy just come flying over this guys fence and land next to a table of people just staring at us. my shirts basically ripped in half, were both covered in blood and ricky tries to keep running LOL and this dude just grabs him and hes like woah woah what the fuck happened and we were so out of breath we just fell down they ran over there like woah call 911 this kids fuckin dying im like NO man cops were chasing us through the woods for the last hour, give us a minute to rest well explain everything.
some guy in sunglasses just stands up and hes like "whaaa da faaaaaaaaaaaaaack" and all these people in like there 20s are just howling like what the fuck 2 kids just flew over the fence lol, so they get us to sit at the table and by now its like 1am and there parties kinda ending and theres all these extra burgers and hotdogs and chips on the table, they tell us to dig in so they dont have to clean it up, i ate like 6 fucking hamburgers and drank about 4 cans of pop and some beer while we told these people who were just as hammered as us the entire story. after telling them for about half an hour and how we were smoking weed and shit some dude goes and grabs a bong from the house and they smoke us out a bunch of dank because we made their night. we got even more drunk high and got some girls numbers then at like 4am we walked back to my buddy rickys house and his parents were asleep so we snuck in and went and plugged our phones in to charge cause they were dead.went on facebook quick added all the new people we met ahahah then we fuckin crashed literally 2 minutes after getting into the room,
woke up like 4pm the next day and ate dinner at his house and went home and slept for another 5 hours then woke up at midnight and watched a UFC event. apparently my 2 friends who went down the ladder ran out the door we came in and my one friend got grabbed so my other friend punched a cop then they both ran about 5 miles the wrong direction and spent like 3 hours lost in the hood looking for a way home. my other buddy hid in the fucking abandoned pitch dark basement for like 2 hours til the cops dipped and then he waited an extra hour in silence and he thought he saw demons and shit so he freaked out and ran out of the building and a cop was still cruising the area so he almost got caught again, but we all made it away without getting caught. the boy that was hiding in the basement heard the cops talking and shit, he says they had atleast 20 cops looking for us and they were gonna call a helicopter but the captain said fuck it. the one cop was freaking out saying he almost died and shit and it turns out the reason the cops showed up was because when we broke down the door we set a silent-alarm off and the cops responded late cause they were busy which is why we werent busted right away, but still we werent even there that long.
it was so crazy i stayed home from school the first 2 days of the week recovering, it was probably the most interesting story of my life. i ended up tearing 3 muscles in my arm, my trapezius, i dislocated my shoulder, sprained my wrist and ankle and i had bruises all over my body and i have a scar from my asscrack to the side of my back.
all my friends call me ironballs now lol.
gonna make a movie about it some day
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I can tell two true stories about my travels.
First was many years ago (about 1990) when I was backpacking around Columbia.
Despite many warnings I got drunk then bought some coke ($5 for a gram!) and some weed from a street dealer in Cali.
I went about my thing then 20 mins later was stopped by two officials (looked like army).
They told me (in Spanish) that they thought I had drugs and to accompany them.
So I followed... I had my stash down the back of my jocks...
They were not watching me very closely and I flicked it all into some bushes without them noticing.
Then they strip-searched me in a park but found nothing.
One stayed with me and the other went back and returned with some weed.
He said he found it in some bushes.
They said I was going to jail for 5 years unless I gave them all my money (I had about $300 on me).
Now I knew it was all BS and a setup.
I asked to be taken to the police station but they would not. They just pointed their guns at me and trheatened me.
Now I probably could have got away with nothing but in the end I bargained them down and gave them half my money ($150).
They let me go.
I went back and searched where I threw the stash.
Never found the coke but found the weed, so I knew they were in collusion with the dealer.
I also met a beautiful girl from Cali while I was looking and spent the night with her so it was not all bad.
But moral is, in South America, NEVER buy drugs from people you do not know.
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Second story is when I worked in Qatar in 2008.
I bought some valium off internet - valium is illegal in Qatar and cannot be prescribed outside of a hospital.
Really severe sentences for possession and worse for smuggling.
I got a slip in the mail saying go to the mail center for a parcel.
I did ... the guy points me to customs... stupidly I went... the customs guy gets my parcel, shakes it ... it rattles like fuck (I had about 50 pills in the container and it was not stealth AT ALL).
The guy lifts an eyebrow and looks at me in a strange way.
Now I am pissing my pants at this stage.
He is speaking in Arabic which I do not understand at all.
He pulls out a knife and CUTS THE BOX OPEN.
All these valium pills fall out and scatter everywhere!!!!
He looks at me excitedley and starts yelling at me in Arabic.
Points at the pills then at me with the knife.
I just shrug my shoulders, inwardly thinking I am in deep shit ...
Then he looks at me for a little while, gathers all the valium up, sticks it back in the box, then tapes it up with "Inspected by Customs" tape.
Gives me the box then walks away!
Now I still have no idea what really happened.
Maybe he did not know what they were - maybe I interrupted his tea break - maybe it was call to prayer time.
But I got away scott-free.
I never did buy drugs off internet again until I found Silk Road ...
Hope someone found this entertaining ...
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“One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.”
― Bob Marley
and
“Don't worry about a thing, every little thing is gonna be alright”
― Bob Marley
Well basicaly every one of his quotes...i think that it deserves at least 99999 bitcoins, but well i will be happy even for 1-2 :) good luck guys.
Also BTC's will be spent on weed adress is: 1GVqMcQ8u7TDx4UsZVWp2zcwACA2j8bSMT
~Peace
Nice too see you guys getting coins, well i am just maybe unlucky. Even thought these quotes deserve something.
Oh well :)
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oh god, just received 15BTC 8)
You're the only one so far.
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oh god, just received 15BTC 8)
You're the only one so far.
I've seen that someone has received 50.
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Hey, did somebody else get some coins from magic?
I GOT SOME! That's awesome
but not that much as italosvevo, so i am not sure if he is honest.
cheers
klm2233
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Hey, did somebody else get some coins from magic?
Not me, and I was just asking for 5 BTC, which I would use to help children in Africa, because no one has the right not to help the poor and the needy.
Nah, just kidding, I would spend it all on drugs. :P
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Someone received FIFTY BITCOINS?! Good god, all I asked for was 2 haha. 50 would keep a recreational user supplied for fucking months on end...I'm fantasizing at the thought.
Anyone else gotten any coins? Still none here, hoping for the best!
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yeah ill pass on this nonsense ::)
10btc to my name slave!
*cracks whip*
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I'd like 25BTC.
The reason is because to be honest, I feel like I deserve them. I'm one of the most giving people I know, in real life and here. I always spread the love even if it spreads me thin. I smoke all my friends out everyday and never get or ask for a dollar in return. I buy drinks when I go out and always pay for my food and often times the person I'm with too, most definitely if its a girl. I've given out spare coins on Silk Road to people who have needed them to complete purchases, once again even if it spreads me thin.
I was always taught what goes around comes around, so let's see if this is the world coming around. Thanks for the consideration :)
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"Life's not a bitch. Life is a beautiful woman. You only call her a bitch because she wouldn't let you get that pussy."
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Sex, drugs, Rock and Roll; yayo, brownstone, birth control. Life's a bitch and then you die, so fuck the world and let's get high!
I think that's worth about 15 btc....but any will do!
-enough to grab a ball of cola and a lil bit of brown, head up the mountain and come smoothly down...
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Well, since MM is giving away coins (not sure why)..
I have a story for ya!
Once upon a time, there was a new vendor from Canada.. They were looking to drum up business, so they sent samples of cocaine out to some folks. I happen to be one of those folks.
I received the package, shipped xpress post.. Now, this was just under a half gram.. Shipped with a 25-30 dollar shipping method. I was amazed at the amount of money spent to get me this sample.
On to the good stuff.. So, I unfasten the cocaine from it's hiding spot within the package.. Grab a syringe and head to the bathroom for some privacy. I can tell already that this was some mad nice coke, and was eager to shoot some.
I do a nice sized shot of this coke, and I feel as though I am about to puke a lil.. Then I sneezed a few times, holy smokes.. Mad nice coke. Dissolved nice, appeared to be great for rocking up as well.
Now, after this shit is a little blurry.. But I remember that I posted a review regarding this coke, and stating on how great it was.
It looked as though everyone was happy and shit, yay!
But then, I saw the prices for grams.. 160USD!!! Wowie!! Thats mad steep!
Now, I was quite sad, because I wanted more of this cocaine.. But for the life of me, I could not justify paying that price for the product.
Then, after a while, I had to take a break from shooting coke because I was turning into a fuckin pin cushion again.. Then the vendor closed up shop, and has now decided to give away some BTC to us here on the forums.
A rather melancholy tale of life on the road indeed.
If you think this story is wort 4btc, send em on over to:
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I think you guys are just trying to fool around, theres no way you got all those btc, I mean if you did thats great but I just cant believe it for some reason seems to good to be true.
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Hey dude ! I'm just a simple guy trying to create a life for himself on a new continent and do some drugs :p I work hard every day and I like to party hard. Would love to afford to buy some LSD to open and explore my mind so if yoo can help a brother out thank you ! Please donate 25 bitcoin of you could and have an awesome day ( I hope that Karma pays you back as well my Silk Road Jesus ;)
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Hey dude ! I'm just a simple guy trying to create a life for himself on a new continent and do some drugs :p I work hard every day and I like to party hard. Would love to afford to buy some LSD to open and explore my mind so if yoo can help a brother out thank you ! Please donate 25 bitcoin of you could and have an awesome day ( I hope that Karma pays you back as well my Silk Road Jesus ;) 14PGewUPbkHNndiyA4fmUNuhyCafMJGeyK
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My mom died when I was young, my first love committed suicide, I haven't gotten laid in years(7), I moved to a new place to get away from by badly influential past. my $1100 tax return got stolen by the dept. Of Education, I got an expensive speeding ticket 5 days ago, and I'm in danger of losing my job because of my clinical anxiety/depression. There's a story for ya. My SR name is the same if you like my obvious attempt to provoke sympathy.
I'm very cynical(at lest at the moment, I've had a TERRIBLE day,) so I'm not expecting any of that sympathy stuff. I feel its rare these days.
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My mom died when I was young, my first love committed suicide, I haven't gotten laid in years, I moved to a new place to get away from by badly influential past. my $1100 tax return got stolen by the dept. Of Education, I got an expensive speeding ticket 5 days ago, and I'm in danger of losing my job because of my clinical anxiety/depression. There's a story for ya. My SR name is the same if you like my obvious attempt to provoke sympathy.
I'm very cynical(at lest at the moment, I've had a TERRIBLE day,) so I'm not expecting any of that sympathy stuff. I feel its rare these days.
Shit man, my 2011 tax refund was jacked by the department of education! Fuckin heartless bastards.
Maybe, just maybe... They will actually let me have my shit this year. I doubt it though, fuckin heartless bastards. I didn't even finish school!
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I have a dream...
I want to eventually grow and produce quality medicine for people. I can't do that at this stage in my life. Yet I want to be active and help my fellow MMJ community out. I know some amazing silken hook-ups. I get true medical bud in a non-medical state. I can and could flip it for a huge profit. I am not greedy. Yes I need money to live, to buy food, to buy gas, to pay for my pet cat, to support my family. Rather than taking people’s money for overpriced medicine that they need just as much as I do. I will build a customer base that loves me and is loyal. I will earn the money by earning my customers not the sale. I will offer lower prices for my medicine than the average street flower. A rule I live by is to never break a nug. Normally this leads to a little heavier sacks and a lot happier patients. Once I am in place to grow, probably once its legal around me, I can and hopefully will be in a place and have the ability to make my living of what I enjoy doing. Growing plants, spending time outdoors, working with cannabis, spending time doing hard manual labor while blazed to Timbuktu and back, wasting time better spent on any number of things on like video games and movies. I want to help everyone. I literally cannot say no to a person in need or that wants something. I live to please other people. I will go out of my way to help you, just so that you call me a good person. I know it’s a bad thing, to care about what people think of you, but it keeps me level and allows me to judge what is socially acceptable. I was born a people pleaser, yet plagued with social anxieties, disorders, and learning disabilities. I love to help people by doing things they want, things that I alone can accomplish. Things I am good at. I.e. weed, oils, basic knowledge, philosophy, anything, everything, etc, you get the point. Being a Grower and Caregiver I could function, it is a niche that my personality, abilities, lifestyle, and interests fit perfectly to. In the meantime I want to provide people medical quality bud at a huge discounted rate. I am trying to start as a caretaker now.
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My mom died when I was young, my first love committed suicide, I haven't gotten laid in years, I moved to a new place to get away from by badly influential past. my $1100 tax return got stolen by the dept. Of Education, I got an expensive speeding ticket 5 days ago, and I'm in danger of losing my job because of my clinical anxiety/depression. There's a story for ya. My SR name is the same if you like my obvious attempt to provoke sympathy.
I'm very cynical(at lest at the moment, I've had a TERRIBLE day,) so I'm not expecting any of that sympathy stuff. I feel its rare these days.
Do you mind me asking are you taking any prescription /black market meds at the moment to combat the anxiety, if you are try and cut them out slowly as soon as you can, they cause much more anxiety then you ever had in the first place.
I think you need to visit a whore, get some blue pills to get the ball rolling then get back on that saddle bro lifes to short for self pity and excessive masturbation, yeah we got problems but all we can do is learn and move on, learn and move on, thats about it matey just one big learning fucked up game we call life, some learn, some crash and burn, its up to you!
Stay strong!
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I got busted once for cultivation of marijuana. They caught me with ten plants but they were seedlings all still in the same container. They said that the street value was 100 thousand per plant. That's funny because you are dam lucky to get one female out of ten seeds from the last quarter once I bought at that time. I had to pay 1000 bux to the "drug fund" and go on probation for a year and pay a monthly fee for that
Have you had any experiences like that?
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I named my penis the truth, because bitches can't handle it.
1 BTC => drugs
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What is purple and 5 inches in diameter and used as a drilll
Answer:
My 12 inch fat as hell purple headed yogurt slanger!
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My mom died when I was young, my first love committed suicide, I haven't gotten laid in years(7), I moved to a new place to get away from by badly influential past. my $1100 tax return got stolen by the dept. Of Education, I got an expensive speeding ticket 5 days ago, and I'm in danger of losing my job because of my clinical anxiety/depression. There's a story for ya. My SR name is the same if you like my obvious attempt to provoke sympathy.
I'm very cynical(at lest at the moment, I've had a TERRIBLE day,) so I'm not expecting any of that sympathy stuff. I feel its rare these days.
Do you mind me asking are you taking any prescription /black market meds at the moment to combat the anxiety, if you are try and cut them out slowly as soon as you can, they cause much more anxiety then you ever had in the first place.
I think you need to visit a whore, get some blue pills to get the ball rolling then get back on that saddle bro lifes to short for self pity and excessive masturbation, yeah we got problems but all we can do is learn and move on, learn and move on, thats about it matey just one big learning fucked up game we call life, some learn, some crash and burn, its up to you!
Stay strong!
Black market xanax. I'm desperate to be a normal human being. I can't approach women, I can't be social, my coworkers think I am a boring joke. I don't know what to do. I know the horrors of bezo addiction, but it helps a little bit in certain situations. I wish I could take 25i-NBOME everyday, that shit makes be be able to hold conversations so well I feel like a different person, but your tolerance builds wayyyy to quick.
I don't know where to safely find a whore, and I don't excessively masturbate. I get jealous of the couples in the videos.
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My mom died when I was young, my first love committed suicide, I haven't gotten laid in years(7), I moved to a new place to get away from by badly influential past. my $1100 tax return got stolen by the dept. Of Education, I got an expensive speeding ticket 5 days ago, and I'm in danger of losing my job because of my clinical anxiety/depression. There's a story for ya. My SR name is the same if you like my obvious attempt to provoke sympathy.
I'm very cynical(at lest at the moment, I've had a TERRIBLE day,) so I'm not expecting any of that sympathy stuff. I feel its rare these days.
Here's a real story.
Junior year of HS, me and 2 friends decide to sneak into a local elementary school. We climb onto the roof via a trash can, hang out a bit, smoke a blunt, and eventually find a janitors roof hatch...unlocked. We make our way down, play some soccer(footy for you Euro folks) and basketball, and had a few glasses of apple juice from the teachers lounge. We made a pact not to vandalize in the name of karma(boy are we glad we did.) So after a little while, we head back to the roof, light some cigarettes. My friend notices a cop car parked in the quad. We duck down and eventually notice a flashlight slowly scanning the top corner of the building. As soon as the flashlight was on the opposite side of the quad(as far from the car as it could be,) we FUCKING JET down the ladder, run to the back door, and sprint back to my place(maybe a half mile.)
No issues, not even any contact with the cop. Sometimes karma isn't a bitch, but a beautiful woman :)
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My mom died when I was young, my first love committed suicide, I haven't gotten laid in years, I moved to a new place to get away from by badly influential past. my $1100 tax return got stolen by the dept. Of Education, I got an expensive speeding ticket 5 days ago, and I'm in danger of losing my job because of my clinical anxiety/depression. There's a story for ya. My SR name is the same if you like my obvious attempt to provoke sympathy.
I'm very cynical(at lest at the moment, I've had a TERRIBLE day,) so I'm not expecting any of that sympathy stuff. I feel its rare these days.
Just by that story alone, it sounds like you're unfortunately in the State of NY. - I'm going through similar shit, it's like a police state. The politicains promise "more police" and the old biddeis think that is just grand. Then we get pulled over after a few drinks. - I got a DWI in a small redneck town up here, and they searched my pockets, and to my disbelief they never found the 2 grams of pure opium, and another 2 grams of speed in my sock.!
So in a way I'm grateful, but I had to give my "fun money" over to a lawyer $2400. Still I could be in jail, so I look on the bright side.
I've been skating on the thin ice my whole life. They say God looks over babies and drunks. I suppose that covers us drug addicts.
Hang in there. Better days are coming.
peace
jagfuig
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Whats a spider with no legs?
A raisin.
Gets me every time. ;)
2 or 3BTC?
Desperate for a cheeky gram of MDMA for in a few weekends time.
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My mom died when I was young, my first love committed suicide, I haven't gotten laid in years(7), I moved to a new place to get away from by badly influential past. my $1100 tax return got stolen by the dept. Of Education, I got an expensive speeding ticket 5 days ago, and I'm in danger of losing my job because of my clinical anxiety/depression. There's a story for ya. My SR name is the same if you like my obvious attempt to provoke sympathy.
I'm very cynical(at lest at the moment, I've had a TERRIBLE day,) so I'm not expecting any of that sympathy stuff. I feel its rare these days.
Here's a real story.
Junior year of HS, me and 2 friends decide to sneak into a local elementary school. We climb onto the roof via a trash can, hang out a bit, smoke a blunt, anf eventually find a janitors roof hatch...unlocked. We make our way down, play some soccer(footy for you Euro folks) and basketball, and had a few glasses of apple juice from the teachers lounge. We made a pact not to vandalize in the name of karma(boy are we glad we did.) So after a little while, we head back to the roof, light some cigarettes. My friend notices a cop car parked in the quad. We duck down and eventually notice a flashlight slowly scanning the top corner of the building. As soon as the flashlight was on the opposite side of the quad(as far from the car as it could be,) we FUCKING JET down the ladder, run to the back door, and sprint back to my place(maybe a half mile.)
No issues, not even any contact with the cop. Sometimes karma isn't a bitch, but a beautiful woman :)
Nice..
That reminded me of a high school story.
I believe I was in 11th grade, a buddy and I decided to walk out of school. There is a patch of woods behind the school that leads to a shopping centre where we could catch the bus. We made it through the parking lot, through the woods, and to the bus stop bench. We were there maybe 10 minutes before an unmarked cruiser rolls up. I was the first to notice the pigs, and I insisted that we act cool..
They roll up on us, ask us what we are doing, where did we come from, etc. Somehow they ended up taking us back to school. On the way back to school, as we are sitting in the backseat of this unmarked cruiser I look over and notice between the seat and the door..
There is an unopened pack of Marlboro cigarettes! Now me being 17 at the time, and developing a pretty solid nicotine addiction a few years prior manages to get the pack into my bag without anyone noticing.
We get back to school, and get passes back to class (Knowing that somehow we were gonna get punished for this).. I see my buddy in the hall, and he suggests that we leave AGAIN! After some persuasion, we end up leaving school and back to the bus stop.
This time, a full deck of smokes richer!!!
I was such a little shit.. Not much has changed, I am just waaaay more slick and smarter now-a-days.
Still waiting on those coins! ::) Also, Monrovia.. I am pretty depressed and anxious myself most of the time, I know how it is. Just keep your head up, and +1 to a fellow New Englander.
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-= True Story =-
So i am a union inronworker out of manhattan,and one of the buroughs we work in sometimes is the bronx and harlem,so on one particular job on a bridge called "the alexander hamilton bridge" i was just done with my daily 7-3pm shift,and everyday after work i would go down the street and stop at the local deli to grab a blunt wrap to roll my bud up and have a nice smoke on the way home. So i get my wrap and i proceed to roll up my blunt in my car,as soon as im done and get ready to drive off,2 nypd cop cars come flying up to me outta no where and box me in,one up front one in the back,he gets out and asked for all my i.d. and paperwork,then says" and wheres the weed,im not stupid we were watching you roll it the whole time!" so since he new what i was doing,i gave it to him along with all my i.d. and insurance,registration.
Now i start bugging out bc on top of the drugs he got off me im pretty sure my insurance was cancelled from a past due payment and my inspection sticker is over due by 5 months!. So the cops make me wait and sweat it out for a good 10-15min. He comes back to my car and as he is handing me back my identification and insurance,registration he has my Blunt tucked in between all my documents,and says..."ok [my name] here your information back and your cigarette" CIGARETTE??!?! im like "uhhh wait what?? officer you dont want me to throw it away in the sewer or get rid of it or something" and he proceeds to say" NO,why would you do that with a perfectly fine custom rolled cigarette you got here" and gives me a quick wink...i then drove off towards home loving life and that bronx cop,i swore i was gonna put that blunt on a Plaque,but of course it got smoked. :)
def. could use 5-10 bitcoin.thanks alot if you do it.
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SR Name: rygdog83
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So did only a few people actually receive coins?
That's still pretty nice of the OP though.
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So did only a few people actually receive coins?
That's still pretty nice of the OP though.
Who knows. Proof was never posted. I posted here and gave it a shot but as I guessed I shouldn't have wasted my time.
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i got coins!
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Got a quarter oz of coke stolen from one of my relatives house that I left there.
25 btc would cover it
but over 9000 would be great.
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Got a quarter oz of coke stolen from one of my relatives house that I left there.
25 btc would cover it
but over 9000 would be great.
1fvMYxKpqxVh5b76ojccmkWTYm3wPprvY
+1.. I see what you did there.
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Everytime I go to a family wedding, the older folks at the weddings are always bothering me and saying "You're next in line!" ... "You're next! =)" and all these sayings.
That all stopped when the next funeral occurred and I told them the same thing .. "You're next don't worry ;).." "You're next in line!
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5-10 btc? would use them to build some establishment. In return will be return the favor to the community once I do.
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haha... gl to all!
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My mom died when I was young, my first love committed suicide, I haven't gotten laid in years(7), I moved to a new place to get away from by badly influential past. my $1100 tax return got stolen by the dept. Of Education, I got an expensive speeding ticket 5 days ago, and I'm in danger of losing my job because of my clinical anxiety/depression. There's a story for ya. My SR name is the same if you like my obvious attempt to provoke sympathy.
I'm very cynical(at lest at the moment, I've had a TERRIBLE day,) so I'm not expecting any of that sympathy stuff. I feel its rare these days.
Here's a real story.
Junior year of HS, me and 2 friends decide to sneak into a local elementary school. We climb onto the roof via a trash can, hang out a bit, smoke a blunt, and eventually find a janitors roof hatch...unlocked. We make our way down, play some soccer(footy for you Euro folks) and basketball, and had a few glasses of apple juice from the teachers lounge. We made a pact not to vandalize in the name of karma(boy are we glad we did.) So after a little while, we head back to the roof, light some cigarettes. My friend notices a cop car parked in the quad. We duck down and eventually notice a flashlight slowly scanning the top corner of the building. As soon as the flashlight was on the opposite side of the quad(as far from the car as it could be,) we FUCKING JET down the ladder, run to the back door, and sprint back to my place(maybe a half mile.)
No issues, not even any contact with the cop. Sometimes karma isn't a bitch, but a beautiful woman :)
Jagfug reminded me of another one. Hopefully 3 stories will get me some coins....
It was around the same time, junior year, and me and 2 others were hotboxing a car with 3 blunts(young and stupid, forgive me.) Not long after we flicked the last roach and closed the windows, we notice a cop behind us. He pulls us over about a mile down the road. 3 more cruisers show up(yes, 3, talk about wasted resources.) Smoke BILLOWS out of the drivers side window. Cop asks, "How are you boys doing this morning(3AM)? It smells like incense in here, have you been smoking marijuana?" "No," the driver replies. One thing leads to another, and eventually we are asked to get out of the car.
**We had about an 1/8th left, which I had gracefully put in my shoe before we actually got pulled over unbeknownst to the two kids in the front seats.**
So were out of the car, which REEKS obviously, but we just denied, denied, denied. They got real angry. One of the officer said "If we find one roach in here you guys are FUCKED!!" They found a dutch and a blunt roller after TEARING THE CAR THE FUCK APART(the trunk was messy as shit) but never made us take our shoes off, maybe because it was like 10 degrees fahrenheit. It was funny for me, because the cops were getting REALLY angry that they couldn't find shit. One of the threw the blunt roller back in the car and almost broke it. After all the waiting in the cold and interrogation/scare tactics, we got off scott free(except for my friends $300 speeding ticket.)
It was a silent ride home, but when we got to my place, I took the bud out of my shoe, and my friends had a face on them like it was christmas morning, and all was good from there. I love outsmarting the fuckin law.
EDIT: Another thing jagfug reminded me about was the only other time I got caught with weed(by cops,) they found a baggie with like .2 but didn't fins the full gram bag in the same pocket. I was only 17, so they called my dad and sent me home. The car ride was hell but I was sooooo happy when I got home.
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I call bullshit of mass proportions in each and every direction on this thread :)
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So because editting wont work. How do you show the pictures on a thread like this? Is it possible? Itd make my true story a hell of a lot fu nnier forsure. I also have a short movie lol
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I think you guys are just trying to fool around, theres no way you got all those btc, I mean if you did thats great but I just cant believe it for some reason seems to good to be true.
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haha, you don't believe it but you still put your coin address ; i can't find a word for that, maybe hopeless faith.
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I think you guys are just trying to fool around, theres no way you got all those btc, I mean if you did thats great but I just cant believe it for some reason seems to good to be true.
haha, you don't believe it but you still put your coin address ; i can't find a word for that, maybe hopeless faith.
haha, tooshay!
Back then I'm at 95/5 BS, the 5% in me told me to paste the address, but now I'm 100% BS
Good wind up though and turns out a good thread :)
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Bitcoin, bitcoin, where art thou?
Account still zero, wishing now...
For some magic, true and tried
Should I give up or still abide?
One last shot for btc
I remain on bended knee......
-Jdiggles original worth 15 BTC
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I think this guy was just bored and wanted to hear some stories. >:(
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but he sent me coins :D
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but he sent me coins :D
Proof from blockchain.info, or GTFO!!
;)
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just see my post with my poem, copy and paste the address to blockchain, and GTFO! ;)
I created this btc address ONLY for this threads purpose.
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just see my post with my poem, copy and paste the address to blockchain, and GTFO!
I created this btc address ONLY for this threads purpose.
Well..
I was just messing with ya, hence the use of the "wink" emoticon at the end of my post.
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yeah i understand the meaning of ;)
and seems that i forgot to add this one too :D
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just see my post with my poem, copy and paste the address to blockchain, and GTFO! ;)
I created this btc address ONLY for this threads purpose.
Well.. Cute winky, and smiling emoticons aside.. Peep this, fool!!!
http://blockchain.info/address/1561aigthzAXrCPHmAotTz59rkDcH8TcGH
Now how many coins did you say you got from your poem:
Dr. Invention invented a light
that helps people see in the dark.
He also invented a merry-go-round
that spins round and round in the park.
He found a new way to catch fish in the bay
by tying a hook to a string.
He thought it was nice when he built a device
that lets you record when you sing.
Dr. Invention has many ideas.
He writes them all down in his books.
He plans to invent a triangular tent
as well as an oven that cooks.
His soda machine is a scientists dream
and his candles are strawberry scented.
I hate to inform him, but I have to warn him,
these things were already invented!
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Mhm, what could I deserve for a poem?
maybe 1 coin, or 2, or less, maybe 0.1, or 0.2. I think I am happy with everything
and what would i do with them? keep em, or spend em on (i think you can guess it) illegal stuff
-let me say thank you in advance, and hope to see some coins at my balance :D
1561aigthzAXrCPHmAotTz59rkDcH8TcGH is the adress to send coins to, thank you
Because it looks like someone sent .5 btc through here. I dunno, dog.. Could have been MM, another forum member, klm2233 himself even.
To be honest, I expected to find nothing at all.
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well my momma is sick. (no joke)
nothing serious but Im giving all my money to her because she couldn't work this month.
no drugs for me for a while.
if you want to help me you can send 1 btc so i can finally get high and relax a bit.
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thanks mate.
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Way cool Magic Moments!
OK here's the best joke ever told...
A horse walks into a bar...
And the barman says...
Hey, what's with the long face??
;)
3 BTC if you're still smiling... :)
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(And I'm going to give them to my Momma of course)
BG
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My girlfriend just broke up with me after being together for 2 years...it was the day after Valentines day. (There's the story) and here's a funny quote to cheer myself up:
"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."
and last but not least "Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs."
Throw me a BTC or 2 to get some Xanny Bars and help my anxiety or if you liked the quotes.
SR Username: BioFog07
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just see my post with my poem, copy and paste the address to blockchain, and GTFO! ;)
I created this btc address ONLY for this threads purpose.
Well.. Cute winky, and smiling emoticons aside.. Peep this, fool!!!
http://blockchain.info/address/1561aigthzAXrCPHmAotTz59rkDcH8TcGH
Now how many coins did you say you got from your poem:
Dr. Invention invented a light
that helps people see in the dark.
He also invented a merry-go-round
that spins round and round in the park.
He found a new way to catch fish in the bay
by tying a hook to a string.
He thought it was nice when he built a device
that lets you record when you sing.
Dr. Invention has many ideas.
He writes them all down in his books.
He plans to invent a triangular tent
as well as an oven that cooks.
His soda machine is a scientists dream
and his candles are strawberry scented.
I hate to inform him, but I have to warn him,
these things were already invented!
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Mhm, what could I deserve for a poem?
maybe 1 coin, or 2, or less, maybe 0.1, or 0.2. I think I am happy with everything
and what would i do with them? keep em, or spend em on (i think you can guess it) illegal stuff
-let me say thank you in advance, and hope to see some coins at my balance :D
1561aigthzAXrCPHmAotTz59rkDcH8TcGH is the adress to send coins to, thank you
Because it looks like someone sent .5 btc through here. I dunno, dog.. Could have been MM, another forum member, klm2233 himself even.
To be honest, I expected to find nothing at all.
DUDE DON'T WORRY. This 0.5 BTC is from MAGIC MOMENTS. Believe it or not.
I don't need to proof it anyway, just wanted to know if there is somebodyelse who received coins.
PEACE
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LOL Hell why not; I could use a little fun money! ;)
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
cupla?
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but he sent me coins :D
DAMMIT wheres my bitcoins!! I spilled my life story and then some!!! Haha, I'm not really pissed, it is what it is, I don't expect things for free.
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for me it seems strange. as I am one of very few people who received something,
dunno.
whats about MM?
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Darmok and Jallad at Tanagra.
Hey bro I woud love any bitcoins you could spare and I must admit I will use them to purchase sum wicked ass dope but while I'm stoned i will start a great topic and post for any of us to express our gratitude to you. Regardless if I get any or not its cool to see your generosity bro and i wish it wasn't such a special and big thing but it is. So good on you friend and good luck to all my fellow posters. Magic moments ... you want to give me the bitcoins... these aren't the droids you're looking for...-obiwanjabroni
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for me it seems strange. as I am one of very few people who received something,
dunno.
whats about MM?
How much did you ask? Cause it seems, bizarrely, like only the people who asked for huge amounts got any.
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i said 1 or2 or even 0.1 and 0.2 would be fine
finally i got 0.5
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A lady walks into a bar and sees a really cute guy sitting at the counter. She goes over and asks him what he is drinking.
"Magic Beer", he says
She thinks he's a little crazy, so she walks around the bar, but after that there is no one else worth talking to,goes back to the man sitting at the bar and says,"That isn't really Magic Beer, is it?"
"Yes, I'll show you." He takes a drink of the beer, jumps out the window,flies around the building 3 times and comes back in the window.
The lady can't believe it: "I bet you can't do that again."
He takes another drink of beer, jumps out the window, flies around the building three times, and comes back in the window.
She is so amazed that she says she wants a Magic Beer, so the guy says to the bartender, "Give her one of what I'm having."
She gets her drink, takes a gulp of the beer, jumps out the window, plummets 30 stories, breaks every bone in her body, and dies.
The bartender looks up at the guy and says, "You know, you're a real asshole when you're drunk, Superman!"
I'd be absolutely stoked with 0.3-0.5ish would be mean I'd have enough try some mdma, or a new LSD vendor.
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i said 1 or2 or even 0.1 and 0.2 would be fine
finally i got 0.5
Hm, well there goes that theory. Seems to be pretty arbitrary
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I think the joke is on you guys.
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Been around here for a while
But fucking SR forums changed some shit
Need 50 posts to post in this pile
Finally got to 50, here I am
Wasting another 10 seconds for a possible free hit
1.5 BTC please, make it worth my while!
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Obviously going to buy some coke
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Pimps up front.
Hoes in the back.
Chumps in the trunk.
Drunk as a skunk.
High as a kite.
Read em and weep.
Your coke was the bomb.
50 BTC's please.....
Will spend on (you guessed it) drugs.....
address.
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