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Title: I dont want to overstate this but DPR has our moneys and we are all going to die
Post by: Fuck DPR on February 15, 2013, 04:17 am
True story
Title: Re: I dont want to overstate this but DPR has our moneys and we are all going to die
Post by: scout on February 15, 2013, 04:20 am
lol.  Very funny.  And no, that's not at all what is happening.  Why are you trying to freak people out?  DPR himself has already made an announcement and many of us who have been on all day know what's going on ... and it's nothing sinister.  Just a tech glitch.

http://dkn255hz262ypmii.onion/index.php?topic=120741.0
Title: Re: I dont want to overstate this but DPR has our moneys and we are all going to die
Post by: Fuck DPR on February 15, 2013, 04:23 am
^^^

even his own mods didnt see this coming!! Smart plan dpr create a glitch so you have a reason to take the site down, remove all moneys from our wallets and then high tail it to mexico. I tried to warn people, lord how I tried.
Title: Re: I dont want to overstate this but DPR has our moneys and we are all going to die
Post by: etype on February 15, 2013, 04:25 am
yeah this has been screamed every time something bad happens.  What's impressive is that you took the time to get 30 posts on an account dedicated to hating on this site...
Title: Re: I dont want to overstate this but DPR has our moneys and we are all going to die
Post by: letitbleed on February 15, 2013, 04:26 am
meatloaf
Title: Re: I dont want to overstate this but DPR has our moneys and we are all going to die
Post by: Fuck DPR on February 15, 2013, 04:27 am
yeah this has been screamed every time something bad happens.  What's impressive is that you took the time to get 30 posts on an account dedicated to hating on this site...

just trying to prevent further damage, can't fault me there..
Title: Re: I dont want to overstate this but DPR has our moneys and we are all going to die
Post by: Fuck DPR on February 15, 2013, 04:29 am
meatloaf

+1

Title: Re: I dont want to overstate this but DPR has our moneys and we are all going to die
Post by: scout on February 15, 2013, 04:29 am
^^^

even his own mods didnt see this coming!! Smart plan dpr create a glitch so you have a reason to take the site down, remove all moneys from our wallets and then high tail it to mexico. I tried to warn people, lord how I tried.

What the hell are you going on about?  I absolutely did see this coming - I've been here all day and saw when this first began.  You are seriously a dick for trying to cause panic here.  Come on.
Title: Re: I dont want to overstate this but DPR has our moneys and we are all going to die
Post by: etype on February 15, 2013, 04:30 am
Good point.  I'm happy to engage in a conversation, seeing as i need to get 50 posts.  Once you get 50 posts what are your plans?
Title: Re: I dont want to overstate this but DPR has our moneys and we are all going to die
Post by: letitbleed on February 15, 2013, 04:31 am
i guess if dpr thought the site was going to get busted he might do as you say
Title: Re: I dont want to overstate this but DPR has our moneys and we are all going to die
Post by: Gengar17 on February 15, 2013, 04:31 am
I'm with Scout on this one. We've been through worse on the Road, this is something we'll all be laughing about tomorrow or whenever these tireless website operators are finished working out this glitch.
Title: Re: I dont want to overstate this but DPR has our moneys and we are all going to die
Post by: scout on February 15, 2013, 04:35 am
You guys, come on.  Be logical.  The problem appear, I alerted DPR about it, and now the site is down while he and the staff fix it.  No big deal - they can and will resolve the issue, just like they have every other time in the past.
Title: Re: I dont want to overstate this but DPR has our moneys and we are all going to die
Post by: Fuck DPR on February 15, 2013, 04:35 am
i guess if dpr thought the site was going to get busted he might do as you say

believe it kids!
Title: Re: I dont want to overstate this but DPR has our moneys and we are all going to die
Post by: avast on February 15, 2013, 04:37 am
yeah this has been screamed every time something bad happens.

This really can't be emphasized enough. Everyone freaks out every single time SR goes down.
Title: Re: I dont want to overstate this but DPR has our moneys and we are all going to die
Post by: scout on February 15, 2013, 04:39 am
yeah this has been screamed every time something bad happens.

This really can't be emphasized enough. Everyone freaks out every single time SR goes down.

It's not even "everyone" who freaks out - it's various troll members who like to try to make newer members panic.
Title: Re: I dont want to overstate this but DPR has our moneys and we are all going to die
Post by: TwoneNathandjoe on February 15, 2013, 04:40 am
In the words of total need: "Wouldn't you?" Yes you would. If he had died on the spot I would have sat there looking at my shoe waiting to go through his pockets. Wouldn't you?
NOT OUTSIDE where it does him no good but INSIDE so he can sit around with a spine like a frozen hydraulic jack... his metabolism approaching Absolute ZERO. TERMINAL addicts often go two months without a bowel move and the intestines make with sit-down-adhesions - Wouldn't you?
Some entities are on thermodynamic kicks. They invented thermodynamics... Wouldn't you?
Do I hear muttering about a personal razor and some bush league short con artist who is known to have invented The Bill? Wouldn't You?
I am after fifteen years in that tent. In an out in and out in and OUT. Over and Out. So listen to Old Uncle Bill Burroughs who invented the Burroughs Adding Machine Regulator Gimmick on the Hydraulic Jack Principle no matter how you jerk the handle result is always the same for given co-ordinates. Got my training early... wouldn't you?


Post Script.... Wouldn't You?
Title: Re: I dont want to overstate this but DPR has our moneys and we are all going to die
Post by: Fuck DPR on February 15, 2013, 04:44 am
yeah this has been screamed every time something bad happens.

This really can't be emphasized enough. Everyone freaks out every single time SR goes down.

It's not even "everyone" who freaks out - it's various troll members who like to try to make newer members panic.

Looks like scout is gunning for the best deck chair on the sinking ship the SS SR, after captain DPR absconded with the only lifeboat
Title: Re: I dont want to overstate this but DPR has our moneys and we are all going to die
Post by: scout on February 15, 2013, 04:46 am
No idea why you try to do this every time some glitch occurs here.
Title: Re: I dont want to overstate this but DPR has our moneys and we are all going to die
Post by: Fuck DPR on February 15, 2013, 04:47 am
In the words of total need: "Wouldn't you?" Yes you would. If he had died on the spot I would have sat there looking at my shoe waiting to go through his pockets. Wouldn't you?
NOT OUTSIDE where it does him no good but INSIDE so he can sit around with a spine like a frozen hydraulic jack... his metabolism approaching Absolute ZERO. TERMINAL addicts often go two months without a bowel move and the intestines make with sit-down-adhesions - Wouldn't you?
Some entities are on thermodynamic kicks. They invented thermodynamics... Wouldn't you?
Do I hear muttering about a personal razor and some bush league short con artist who is known to have invented The Bill? Wouldn't You?
I am after fifteen years in that tent. In an out in and out in and OUT. Over and Out. So listen to Old Uncle Bill Burroughs who invented the Burroughs Adding Machine Regulator Gimmick on the Hydraulic Jack Principle no matter how you jerk the handle result is always the same for given co-ordinates. Got my training early... wouldn't you?


Post Script.... Wouldn't You?

yes, yes I would
Title: Re: I dont want to overstate this but DPR has our moneys and we are all going to die
Post by: TwoneNathandjoe on February 15, 2013, 04:51 am
I should append, this is not a commentary on the situation, I merely saw the opportunity to quote St. Burroughs, and I jumped at it! Besides, if we're going to be paranoid, our BTC is the thing of least concern. Be creative!
Title: Re: I dont want to overstate this but DPR has our moneys and we are all going to die
Post by: Ron Swanson on February 15, 2013, 05:03 am
what's going on i smoked a load of green, fell asleep for a few hours and come on here to find this. seen these kinda "SHIT WE'RE FUCKED" threads happen numerous types before and everyone starts freaking out usually over nothing. que problema?
Title: Re: I dont want to overstate this but DPR has our moneys and we are all going to die
Post by: Fuck DPR on February 15, 2013, 05:06 am
what's going on i smoked a load of green, fell asleep for a few hours and come on here to find this. seen these kinda "SHIT WE'RE FUCKED" threads happen numerous types before and everyone starts freaking out usually over nothing. que problema?

this time it's for rizzle my nizzle
Title: Re: I dont want to overstate this but DPR has our moneys and we are all going to die
Post by: EternalSunshineMan on February 15, 2013, 05:33 am
I nearly lost my shit when I saw 281 btc show up in my account.  I thought for sure someone was trying to set me up to make a big buy and then bust me for it.  Then I got the "maintenance" message, and thought "god damn, I should've transferred those btc out of my account".  Then I realized I'm a good guy, and could never live with myself knowing I ganked someone for $7G's US.  I'm just glad it was just a glitch, and not a DEA agent trying to fuck me up the ass sans lube.  In any case, I did place an order today that was supposed to be sent express so as to get here by Saturday at the latest, but thats likely not going to happen.  Oh well...as long as I get it, I'm good.  Paying for express when it won't get here when I wanted it to sucks, but things could be worse...I could be set up by the DEA to buy 7G's worth of dope to send to my girls house! Thank god for small favors
Title: Re: I dont want to overstate this but DPR has our moneys and we are all going to die
Post by: raffriff25 on February 15, 2013, 05:40 am
your a mark
Title: Re: I dont want to overstate this but DPR has our moneys and we are all going to die
Post by: vashthestampede on February 15, 2013, 05:41 am
yeah this has been screamed every time something bad happens.
Like you said total troll
DPR is a great dude doing what he can.   
Second don't keep money in you account unless needed.  That's a hackers target.

This really can't be emphasized enough. Everyone freaks out every single time SR goes down.

It's not even "everyone" who freaks out - it's various troll members who like to try to make newer members panic.
Title: Re: I dont want to overstate this but DPR has our moneys and we are all going to die
Post by: raffriff25 on February 15, 2013, 05:46 am
your butthurt
Title: Re: I dont want to overstate this but DPR has our moneys and we are all going to die
Post by: vashthestampede on February 15, 2013, 06:02 am
your butthurt
No your butt hurt   ???
Title: Re: I dont want to overstate this but DPR has our moneys and we are all going to die
Post by: ilovethecolour on February 15, 2013, 06:48 am
youve definitely got too much time on your hands
Title: Re: I dont want to overstate this but DPR has our moneys and we are all going to die
Post by: vashthestampede on February 15, 2013, 07:07 am
youve definitely got too much time on your hands
Need to get to 50posts. Why not take advantage of time down to reach goal. U have too little time on your hands friend.
Title: Re: I dont want to overstate this but DPR has our moneys and we are all going to die
Post by: InsertEsc on February 15, 2013, 07:13 am
youve definitely got too much time on your hands
Need to get to 50posts. Why not take advantage of time down to reach goal. U have too little time on your hands friend.

I suppose this could be a good idea, as long as people post coherently.
Title: Re: I dont want to overstate this but DPR has our moneys and we are all going to die
Post by: ilovethecolour on February 15, 2013, 07:17 am
youve definitely got too much time on your hands
Need to get to 50posts. Why not take advantage of time down to reach goal. U have too little time on your hands friend.

thats what im doing, i needed to post something  ;)
Title: Re: I dont want to overstate this but DPR has our moneys and we are all going to die
Post by: Ron Swanson on February 15, 2013, 07:19 am
oh helpful posts from absolutely everyone in this thread haha. so it's just a glitch with bitcoin amounts and people are overreacting because it's down while it's being fixed?
Title: Re: I dont want to overstate this but DPR has our moneys and we are all going to die
Post by: scout on February 15, 2013, 07:23 am
That's about it, Ron Swanson.
Title: Re: I dont want to overstate this but DPR has our moneys and we are all going to die
Post by: ilovethecolour on February 15, 2013, 07:25 am
oh helpful posts from absolutely everyone in this thread haha. so it's just a glitch with bitcoin amounts and people are overreacting because it's down while it's being fixed?

Yeah!!! listen to this guy and try get 50 posts by the time they fix it
Title: Re: I dont want to overstate this but DPR has our moneys and we are all going to die
Post by: TheSageOfAges on February 15, 2013, 07:32 am
This seems to be a shitty enough thread for my first post.
"Fuck DPR" You seem to be a little bit paranoid. Maybe you shouldn't eat that much sativa in one go?
I'd suggest a valium, but since DPR has apparently stolen all of your BTC, maybe you can't afford it.
Title: Re: I dont want to overstate this but DPR has our moneys and we are all going to die
Post by: onetwothree on February 15, 2013, 07:41 am
Sigh. Even this guy got to 50 before I could...

I will admit though that the thread title did kind of make me lol a bit
Title: Re: I dont want to overstate this but DPR has our moneys and we are all going to die
Post by: speedracer on February 15, 2013, 07:42 am
topic is total fud
Title: Re: I dont want to overstate this but DPR has our moneys and we are all going to die
Post by: teslaspigeon on February 15, 2013, 07:47 am
We ARE all going to die but it's not DPR's fault. Also he only 'has' anyone's money if they leave it in their wallet on SR. I leave mine in an Instawallet until I'm ready to use it.
Title: Re: I dont want to overstate this but DPR has our moneys and we are all going to die
Post by: vashthestampede on February 15, 2013, 07:48 am
topic is total fud
yes


Indexed thiz is a total troll take notice. For future.
Title: Re: I dont want to overstate this but DPR has our moneys and we are all going to die
Post by: zipp on February 15, 2013, 08:08 am
i want my money back
Title: Re: I dont want to overstate this but DPR has our moneys and we are all going to die
Post by: thewiz on February 15, 2013, 08:40 am
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEBbu-wkKrs
Title: Re: I dont want to overstate this but DPR has our moneys and we are all going to die
Post by: ilovethecolour on February 15, 2013, 12:38 pm
a
Title: Re: I dont want to overstate this but DPR has our moneys and we are all going to die
Post by: revolvshun on February 15, 2013, 06:36 pm
DPR IS THE LEGEND....
I FUCKS WID DPR....
DPR 4 LIFE....
Title: Re: I dont want to overstate this but DPR has our moneys and we are all going to die
Post by: JoeyGPesci007 on February 15, 2013, 08:33 pm
This thread is stupid. I'm already dead and have no BTC. Checkmate.
Title: Re: I dont want to overstate this but DPR has our moneys and we are all going to die
Post by: jailbirdslanger on February 15, 2013, 08:34 pm
you'll never see me with more then $25 of idle bitcoins on my SR wallet
Title: Re: I dont want to overstate this but DPR has our moneys and we are all going to die
Post by: Jediknight on February 15, 2013, 09:01 pm
This is the most entertaining thread I've read all day thanks
Title: Re: I dont want to overstate this but DPR has our moneys and we are all going to die
Post by: BBB on February 15, 2013, 09:21 pm
Fuck DPR is a real homosexual you should did a ditch and bury youresel you mencae to life bitch as faggot.  fuckin hater
Title: Re: I dont want to overstate this but DPR has our moneys and we are all going to die
Post by: Scheminonyouniggas on February 15, 2013, 09:23 pm
With my refunded bitcoins, I'm going to order a gram of some high powered molly then flip it here in the states for a higher price! Hooray for silk road and hooray for capitalism!!!
Title: Re: I dont want to overstate this but DPR has our moneys and we are all going to die
Post by: piratesofpenzance on February 16, 2013, 12:04 am
What a fucking fail of a thread.  Some people should not be allowed to use the internet.  Then he would not have figured out how to access SR. Problem solved. :)
Title: Re: I dont want to overstate this but DPR has our moneys and we are all going to die
Post by: Immortally on February 17, 2013, 07:37 pm
hahahhaaa we all going to die omg you really watch too much horror films doom thinking,tip try Sinister ;D
Title: Re: I dont want to overstate this but DPR has our moneys and we are all going to die
Post by: Proper on February 17, 2013, 08:25 pm
the guy dont need to run away. Statistics say SR makes around 100 grand a day just on commission. Set for life.
Title: Re: I dont want to overstate this but DPR has our moneys and we are all going to die
Post by: al13nw4r3 on February 17, 2013, 09:02 pm
#troll
Title: Re: I dont want to overstate this but DPR has our moneys and we are all going to die
Post by: onetwothree on February 18, 2013, 06:47 am
Statistics say SR makes around 100 grand a day just on commission.

ehhhh I'm sure Mr. DPR isn't struggling, but $100k per day is a ridiculous figure....

Although from the order I just placed, I probably just paid for his cell phone for a couple days :)