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Discussion => Newbie discussion => Topic started by: Rondo420 on February 12, 2013, 10:51 pm

Title: My new invention of online busking. Lets see if it catches on
Post by: Rondo420 on February 12, 2013, 10:51 pm
Hi my names Rondo and I'm eventually looking to buy
was wondering if anybody had free samples of 'ANYTHING' to try
I know i'm chancing it but my wallet is dry
i'm really bored and want to get high
you probably get this a lot and never reply
Reading the mail then disregarding it with a sigh
though if you help me out with sheer happiness i'll cry
then you'll find out i'm a real genuine guy
and always tell the truth, i hate dicks that lie
plus a friend and customer till the day i die
i hope my style of online busking catches your eye
now i'm away to the kitchen to microwave a pie
Title: Re: My new invention of online busking. Lets see if it catches on
Post by: sardinesinacan on February 12, 2013, 10:56 pm
That rhyme scheme is really annoying.  Good luck with your e-panhandling!
Title: Re: My new invention of online busking. Lets see if it catches on
Post by: onetwothree on February 12, 2013, 11:09 pm
I don't know why, but it's really bothering me that you capitalized 'Reading'
Title: Re: My new invention of online busking. Lets see if it catches on
Post by: Rondo420 on February 12, 2013, 11:29 pm
onetwothree I'm glad you pointed that out because i can find bad spelling and grammer unnaturally infuriating. So i've taken your advice onboard. Thanks

Sardinesinacan chill out if you can
it was more of a joke than a masterplan
just trying to keep things fresh, man
I can tell of rhyming you aint a fan
so from now on I'll give it a ban.

Your advice has also been taken onboard and i'll quit the rhyming was just trying to make some people laugh by turning scrounging into a song. Did not think i would actually piss anybody off so sorry dude
Rondo
Title: Re: My new invention of online busking. Lets see if it catches on
Post by: california on February 13, 2013, 03:48 am
Rondo420, I don't have any bitcoin either, other than less than .01 btc which I can't seem to spend since it's anywhere from .005 to .009 btc but it was rounded up.  If you get any donations, could you kick me a small donation of .005 btc?  I'm also california on SRM.
Title: Re: My new invention of online busking. Lets see if it catches on
Post by: Ron Swanson on February 13, 2013, 04:30 am
you forgot one quite important thing. when you busk for money you've got to put out a hat or a guitar case or something. BTC ADDRESS? not that i'm sending you anything for that crap ;)
Title: Re: My new invention of online busking. Lets see if it catches on
Post by: taz3r on February 13, 2013, 04:52 am
Haha no thanks man.
Title: Re: My new invention of online busking. Lets see if it catches on
Post by: Rondo420 on February 13, 2013, 03:46 pm
Rondo420, I don't have any bitcoin either, other than less than .01 btc which I can't seem to spend since it's anywhere from .005 to .009 btc but it was rounded up.  If you get any donations, could you kick me a small donation of .005 btc?  I'm also california on SRM.

Hey dude i actually got the opposite of bitcoins as you can see a lot of people seem to be pissed off or offended by what i did which was not my intention i was just trying to make ppl laugh and maybe a couple of coin at the same time but since you were so cool about it and took it the way i intended i will defo send you something i only have 0.27 which isnt enough for anything but my friends going to send me some how about we hook up on this and i'll send you some coin and then maybe next time i dont have any and you do and we could help each other out that way dude? I actually live in Scotland btw plus i'm a newbie so you'll need to send me instructions on how to send you a couple of bit cents/pence lol
Rondo
Title: Re: My new invention of online busking. Lets see if it catches on
Post by: Rondo420 on February 13, 2013, 04:01 pm
Everyone on these forums is cranky and negative.  There are only a few people who have a sense of humor. .  the rest are grumpy people in need of a fix.

I make funny posts all the time and get negative karma, deleted posts, I get reported to Mods.,.  jeese. . people here are so focused on seeking drugs.  Tunnel vision.  Don't get in their way. . .  you'll get spit on like a real street person does..

I read the forums every day, hoping someone will write something funny or interesting.  Most posts are replied with negative trolling.  negative replies is all you see here.

When is the last time you seen a well done!  Good job!   That's funny, write some more. ...   where are the drugs?. . get out of my way.  . .don't stand in my way or I'll report you and get you banned. ..  careful boy.  Stick to yourself and keep your head down or else you'll get banned too.


Everyone on these forums is cranky and negative.  There are only a few people who have a sense of humor. .  the rest are grumpy people in need of a fix.

I make funny posts all the time and get negative karma, deleted posts, I get reported to Mods.,.  jeese. . people here are so focused on seeking drugs.  Tunnel vision.  Don't get in their way. . .  you'll get spit on like a real street person does..

I read the forums every day, hoping someone will write something funny or interesting.  Most posts are replied with negative trolling.  negative replies is all you see here.

When is the last time you seen a well done!  Good job!   That's funny, write some more. ...   where are the drugs?. . get out of my way.  . .don't stand in my way or I'll report you and get you banned. ..  careful boy.  Stick to yourself and keep your head down or else you'll get banned too.


Thanks very much for letting me know dude. The world needs more ppl like you, man.
Title: Re: My new invention of online busking. Lets see if it catches on
Post by: Jediknight on February 13, 2013, 04:28 pm
Everyone on these forums is cranky and negative.  There are only a few people who have a sense of humor. .  the rest are grumpy people in need of a fix.

I make funny posts all the time and get negative karma, deleted posts, I get reported to Mods.,.  jeese. . people here are so focused on seeking drugs.  Tunnel vision.  Don't get in their way. . .  you'll get spit on like a real street person does..

I read the forums every day, hoping someone will write something funny or interesting.  Most posts are replied with negative trolling.  negative replies is all you see here.

When is the last time you seen a well done!  Good job!   That's funny, write some more. ...   where are the drugs?. . get out of my way.  . .don't stand in my way or I'll report you and get you banned. ..  careful boy.  Stick to yourself and keep your head down or else you'll get banned too.

Title: Re: My new invention of online busking. Lets see if it catches on
Post by: chris_dolmeth on February 13, 2013, 11:01 pm
Everyone on these forums is cranky and negative.  There are only a few people who have a sense of humor. .  the rest are grumpy people in need of a fix.

I make funny posts all the time and get negative karma, deleted posts, I get reported to Mods.,.  jeese. . people here are so focused on seeking drugs.  Tunnel vision.  Don't get in their way. . .  you'll get spit on like a real street person does..

I read the forums every day, hoping someone will write something funny or interesting.  Most posts are replied with negative trolling.  negative replies is all you see here.

When is the last time you seen a well done!  Good job!   That's funny, write some more. ...   where are the drugs?. . get out of my way.  . .don't stand in my way or I'll report you and get you banned. ..  careful boy.  Stick to yourself and keep your head down or else you'll get banned too.
Title: Re: My new invention of online busking. Lets see if it catches on
Post by: chris_dolmeth on February 13, 2013, 11:02 pm
yeah agreed
Title: Re: My new invention of online busking. Lets see if it catches on
Post by: chris_dolmeth on February 13, 2013, 11:02 pm
yup.
Title: Re: My new invention of online busking. Lets see if it catches on
Post by: WebDevGal on February 13, 2013, 11:57 pm
Uh so can we expect territory bum fights if two buskers try to setup on the same street corner?? hows' about I draw a picture of you and your girlfriend an' force you to pay 5.00BTC or you'll look cheap in front of your date?
Title: Re: My new invention of online busking. Lets see if it catches on
Post by: Rondo420 on February 14, 2013, 03:54 pm
 :D
Uh so can we expect territory bum fights if two buskers try to setup on the same street corner?? hows' about I draw a picture of you and your girlfriend an' force you to pay 5.00BTC or you'll look cheap in front of your date?
Haha amazing. love that reply. thats the sort of humour i've been looking for your comment genuinely made me laugh which was the intent of my poem and i thought if i get some free samples to try it would also benefit the vendor because i might love a product i would never normally buy myself. WaNT TO CLEAR THIS UP THAT I'M NOT LOOKING FOR COIN AND I'M ALSO NOT BOTHERED ABOUT FREE SAMPLES I PURELY DID THIS TO BRING A SMILE TO PPLS FACES AND IF ITS A VENDOR WHO WAS GIVING OUT FREE SAMPLES ANYWAY MAY BE MORE INCLINED TO BECAUSE I'VE MADE A BIT MORE EFFORT THAN STANDARD BEGGING. SO PLEASE STOP WITH THE ANIMOSITY EVERYONE. i'M HER TO TRY TO MAKEE FRIENDS NOT OFFEND PEOPLE
Many Thanks
Rondo