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Discussion => Off topic => Topic started by: Gemzgems on February 09, 2013, 10:57 pm
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So this has been a fantasey of mine for many years now. shes technically not my stepsister cos my dad n her mum aren't married but been together since we were kids. we did the hole show me yours and ill show you mine shit right before we hit our teens but it never escalated from there. i'm pretty sure theres still sexual tension between us to this day but we rarely see each other..
So haasa anyone ever had this issue and what eventuated from it?
what should i do about it if anything?
i'm open to all comments posative an negative
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lol man I really hope your trolling, this is a drug site not a fucking dating site! Still made me chuckle a bit tho hahahah
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Fuck her or else I won't be your friend anymore.
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for real ST for real
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Then take Thortonprovirus's advice! ahahahha
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thank goodness i dont have a step sister.. what ever floats the both of yalls boat.. haha
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Haaaaahahahahahahaha! She's probably begging for it bro but like you she's too scared to broach the subject
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How old are you both?
If there's no blood between you, fucking go for it.
Worst case scenario "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?"
Best case scenario, you get stinky fingers.
Apart from all that, go buy drugs from SR and keep this shit for Facebook etc.. lol
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iknow she doe'snt mind smoking a bit of weed so she could be open to other drugs lol i was thinking mabe get her all loved up on some mdma. Shes seen me bouncing round the pubs before off my tits on ecstacy and her group of frinds tried getting me to come over and dance with them one night but i declined..
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im 30 shes 31 bro
worst case senario is a bit worse than jus wtf bro lol
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im 30 shes 31 bro
worst case senario is a bit worse than jus wtf bro lol
Don't do it then. Or do.
Flip a coin. Seriously. If you can't make your mind up, leave it in the hands of the gods.
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post pics or GTFO
i would fuck my stepsister if i had one...
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I would post pics but i don't know how to scrub the exif/meta data from them..
I need to interact with her more i suppose like go to family functions moree ofrten n shit but she tends to snob me around other ppl but she's cool when we alone. shes a hard one to read thats for shure.. gettin hard just thinking about her now.. FUCK!
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Aw shucks, to ahead 'an do it. Like a poster said, she will beg you for more and probably wants it too.
Only one way to find out. If that's a no go, hen there are always Rophinol 'roofies' lol
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Get drunk. Text her. Problem solved.
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I would post pics but i don't know how to scrub the exif/meta data from them..
I need to interact with her more i suppose like go to family functions moree ofrten n shit but she tends to snob me around other ppl but she's cool when we alone. shes a hard one to read thats for shure.. gettin hard just thinking about her now.. FUCK!
Easiest way is to open it in photoshop / paint and take the brush tool and just make a tiny black or any color dot anywhere on the screen, then save it as either png or jpg depending on what the file originally was(change it to the opposite) just to be extra safe, not really necessary though
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Get drunk. Text her. Problem solved.
haha yeah true true.. then text her the next day sayin somethin like "sorry was out of my mind drunk last night, just seen my texts to you sorry bout that" an hope for a positive reply..
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Get drunk. Text her. Problem solved.
haha yeah true true.. then text her the next day sayin somethin like "sorry was out of my mind drunk last night, just seen my texts to you sorry bout that" an hope for a positive reply..
Do it now. I dare you.
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I would post pics but i don't know how to scrub the exif/meta data from them..
I need to interact with her more i suppose like go to family functions moree ofrten n shit but she tends to snob me around other ppl but she's cool when we alone. shes a hard one to read thats for shure.. gettin hard just thinking about her now.. FUCK!
Easiest way is to open it in photoshop / paint and take the brush tool and just make a tiny black or any color dot anywhere on the screen, then save it as either png or jpg depending on what the file originally was(change it to the opposite) just to be extra safe, not really necessary though
sounds good. i'll have to find the usb with the pics on it first tho.
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Early 30's she may be game ... women get super horny at that point. And they start to explore their freaky side. Get her alone, get her stoned, get her naked.
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Get drunk. Text her. Problem solved.
haha yeah true true.. then text her the next day sayin somethin like "sorry was out of my mind drunk last night, just seen my texts to you sorry bout that" an hope for a positive reply..
Do it now. I dare you.
its like sunday morning here bro there's no way i'd still be drunk and she knows that i don't drink much. Itll have to wait til a friday night to seem legit
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Early 30's she may be game ... women get super horny at that point. And they start to explore their freaky side. Get her alone, get her stoned, get her naked.
Thats what i like to hear ;)
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A female perspective on this would be good :)
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Lol...That is true, when they hit the 30's it's back on prowl mode for women and again in their 40's.. It's a 10 year cycle.
It's easy, find an excuse for you to sleep over, walk in her room with a morning wood, wake her up with your shit hanging in her face asking if she wants breakfast. game over.
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I wanna fuck your stepsister too. May I?
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send a pic and ill let you knwo if you should proceed
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Fuck yeah I'm deffo keepin an eye on this thread! Good lulz right here!!
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awww yeah. i'd definitely do it
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"Lets look for treasure!" ;D
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I was grown up the firs time i met my second cousin from overseas
she was hot i banged her no regrets ...
no awkwardness afterwards whatsoever
Gemzemz please lay horizontal with your stepsister and report back on this forum at first instance
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I was grown up the firs time i met my second cousin from overseas
she was hot i banged her no regrets ...
no awkwardness afterwards whatsoever
Gemzemz please lay horizontal with your stepsister and report back on this forum at first instance
It doesn't have to be horizontal, just fucking do it. And yes, report back as soon as it's done.
GO! ;D
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Take Picts of you Guys fucking. Post the links here so we can see the action.
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do it now before she turns into a fucking unattractive slob
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Fuck yeah bro just fuckin get amongst it!
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I chuckled a bit also, wow, this aint supposed to be in SR.
Goodluck though <3
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spam
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I'm amazed this post went this far XD lol
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if push comes to shove they do sell ghb here.....jk go for it mate
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shes cleared hot to fuck as long as she isnt ugly
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just do it already bang bang bang
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I'm done playing with this chew-toy. lol
Text her, call her, put your cock in her vagina. Pretend this isn't all made up. Whatevaaaa.
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I love this threa especially the "walk in with morning woord, put ur cock in her face, if she wants breakfast its game over' LOLOL
My advice is have little social gather of friends and her get smashed, put a brown bag over her face not too remind u its ur sister. Then proceed to pound that pussy like youve never done before, i mean wreck that shit dawg make sure she orgasms. if u blow before she does you fail, so maybe whack it a bit earlier
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This is SO obvious - get your parents to set you up!
Note: I have just wandered here from the "bad advice" thread.
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I love this threa especially the "walk in with morning woord, put ur cock in her face, if she wants breakfast its game over' LOLOL
My advice is have little social gather of friends and her get smashed, put a brown bag over her face not too remind u its ur sister. Then proceed to pound that pussy like youve never done before, i mean wreck that shit dawg make sure she orgasms. if u blow before she does you fail, so maybe whack it a bit earlier
Day.... made! Hahahaa
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Omg, that "walk in with morning wood, put ur cock in her face, if she wants breakfast its game over" post made me laugh man. Post pics!
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^ best idea.
worst case scenario she shows some family
and you just tell her your friend got drunk and wanted to talk to her.
++ no blood = all love. ya'll have seen each other naked, so it's a wrap. "you can fuck her once you can fuck her twice."
but it really all depends on the opening text..
"shall we play a game of chess?"
/thumbs
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Well that was a fucking mission.. 40 fucking posts just so i could come back to my own fucking thread..
anyways the only pic yous are getting of her for the moment is my profile pic
Some pretty funny advice right here guys! much appreciated
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Bump for lulz!
She's cute tho if that's actually her :D
I'd plow her for sure!
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she has a pretty mouth from what i can see, and i dont mind sloppy seconds. you figure it out
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Yeah GG don't be a pussy and post proper pics!
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Get drunk. Text her. Problem solved.
+1 I got a nice chuckle from this!
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Oh by the way if you raw dog it you get 1 btc, blow your load into her snatch 5 btc. No pic no proof. Facial worth 2.5 btc. Can we get a btc pool going for this man?
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Oh by the way if you raw dog it you get 1 btc, blow your load into her snatch 5 btc. No pic no proof. Facial worth 2.5 btc. Can we get a btc pool going for this man?
Haha this! +1 bro 8)
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I was thinking throw me a gram or two off bud and half gram of molly or even .25 to get all this (me and her) rolling ;D
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Invite her out for happy hour and get her drunk... that's usually how I end up sleeping with guys I normally wouldn't go for...
If that doesn't work I like the 'get drunk and text her' idea. That's pretty solid advice. It's easy to be pretty forward over text. Say something super shocking and maybe even incorporate the grossness of how you're related. Maybe she'll be into it. If not, well then that's one less FB friend you have to send a bday message to :)
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TrashBox, wanna hit up happy hour with me?
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Thats nothing, i've always wanted to fuck my niece. Not directly related, my brother had a different mother, but same father..actually i always wanted to fuck my brothers wife, the mother of my niece! I know i'm terrible right?
But damn if you saw my niece and brothers wife you would understand...maltese..mmm.
Anyway, its not a hell bent fantasy or anything, but yeah.....it would be sexy though.. :P
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I want to hear the results.
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what a subject topic , what replies
free entertainment funny as fuck
Gemzemz keep up the live feedback.
I think your gonna fold from the unanimous peer pressure
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what a subject topic , what replies
free entertainment funny as fuck
Gemzemz keep up the live feedback.
I think your gonna fold from the unanimous peer pressure
yuore absolutely right! I thought for sure i would be shot down in flames over this but so far its 4 pages of pure awesome and funny advice ;D its either gonna go to hell in a handbag or im gonna be opening her purse and making a hot deposit 8)
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what a subject topic , what replies
free entertainment funny as fuck
Gemzemz keep up the live feedback.
I think your gonna fold from the unanimous peer pressure
yuore absolutely right! I thought for sure i would be shot down in flames over this but so far its 4 pages of pure awesome and funny advice ;D its either gonna go to hell in a handbag or im gonna be opening her purse and making a hot deposit 8)
Any progress? ;D
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Alll in good time my friend this isn't something i can just jump into. it needs careful planning.
How bout throwing me some positive karma you lot
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Mate you better come back after youve fucker your "steppy" haha steppy sissy. Weird aussies it's okay i have 1.19 usd on the way to your fuck me steppy fund. GOOD LUCK MATE (if it fails there's always kangaroos you can fuck)
SR name?
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Haha thanks DankBank ill keep that in mind! they do fight back tho ;D maybe try the NZ approach! and thank you kindly for your donation to the cause 8)
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When i can be bothered nutting it all out in my head ill write a more detaled report surrounding my circumstanses and hers and our history etc so we can come up with a plan to make this happen smoothly as possable. im not stoned because i can't get any weed so i cant think straight/creativly enough to get the ball rolling atm plus its hell late here
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Just text her. Right now. I double-dare you.
"I think I might fancy you a bit, what do you think?"
There.
DO IT. DO IT NOW!
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no dont ruin it like that, wait till her gaurd is down
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no dont ruin it like that, wait till her gaurd is down
Exactly! as to your edit DB i dont have a sr acct under this name. this account is used purely to.. well.. Fuck my steppy! :P Didnt want to tarnish my other account with all the negativity and hate i thouhgt i would recieve from it. Im suprised its been quite the opposite tho so smiles all round from me :D Quite a cofidance builder actually i must admit!
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this is pretty jokes dude. well if you fancy somone then u cant help that. once your minds made up.
rest is upto you.
good luck i say. ;) ;D
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I would so love to motor boat her tits right now! :P
!!!Just had the best idea hahahahaha!!! Ill ask her if she wants an Alaskan horse shoe! Thats actually a really bad idea but eh ::)
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this is pretty jokes dude. well if you fancy somone then u cant help that. once your minds made up.
rest is upto you.
good luck i say. ;) ;D
I have fancied girls before but nothing like this. usually i figure that theyre not into me and i lose interestbut this being a bit of a taboo subject i feel i need to persue it to the end. 20 years in the making.. and i still havent lost interest lol
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TrashBox, wanna hit up happy hour with me?
yes
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Its gettin hot in here!
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TrashBox, wanna hit up happy hour with me?
yes
Wanna hit up every other hour inbetween with me then TB? ;) ;D ;) ;D ;) ;D ;) ;D :P
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TrashBox, wanna hit up happy hour with me?
yes
Wanna hit up every other hour inbetween with me then TB? ;) ;D ;) ;D ;) ;D ;) ;D :P
Ewwwwwwwwwww, noooooooo. You're a sissyfucker :o
Jk, tomorrow good for you?
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Slip her some 5-meo-mipt and she will be putty in your hands... ;)
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Slip her some 5-meo-mipt and she will be putty in your hands... ;)
Tiny bit rapey. lol....
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but she tends to snob me around other ppl but she's cool when we alone.
^^ this needs elaborating on - does she just snub you altogether or tease/take the piss when you're around other people? if she's taking the piss or teasing she's game mate, simple as, it's only just a step up from pulling the hair of girls you fancy at school
Ewwwwwwwwwww, noooooooo. You're a sissyfucker :o
^^ this. +1. funny as fuck. and i think i fancy you a bit now as well :-*
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I would say if you are mutually attracted and a relationship is possible within the context of your situation then have a loving relationship. If you just want to shag her then if shes also willing for a shag then go for it.
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Reading through this thread has been positively delightful.
I've got to say, what you should do is get her out for a drink. Don't get drunk, just a few drinks, and mention that you have some MDMA. If she's down then take some (normally I wouldn't advise this, but come on. It's a special occasion lulz) and proceed to talk a bit at the bar. If it's good M then you should have no difficulty talking her into heading back to your place to hang out a bit and maybe have another drink. With 20 years of history I'm sure you'd have a lot to chat about, and if you smoke cannabis then this would be the time to bust it out. After smoking awhile, chatting it up, maybe a bit of a back massage, mention how aWeSoMe it is to take GHB on the come down. If she's down then bonus, if not then well whatever you still have a decent situation. Really get into the massage, do an awesome job. The drugs will help but this is where you have to be a champ and give an amazing massage. Make sure you have a viagra on hand so you don't have stage fright (20 years is a long time) and tell her how much you always liked her growing up, yada yada yada, she's as sexy as ever, yada yada yada, and then make your move mid massage.
I'm kinda awesome at bringing home other chicks, a trait my hubby is quite fond of, and that is my playbook. Take from it what you will and do your best, use protection and always make ample time for cuddles.
Cheers :)
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[quote author=TK1991 link=topic=119748.msg819662#msg819662 date=1360722001
I'm kinda awesome at bringing home other chicks, a trait my hubby is quite fond of, and that is my playbook.
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Can I get some pointers from your playbook? Mdma (and boredom) has me wanting to bring one of my girlfriends to bed with us, but I haven't made any moves yet. Seducing men is easy, they're easier to read... But a women is a whole different game.
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but she tends to snob me around other ppl but she's cool when we alone.
^^ this needs elaborating on - does she just snub you altogether or tease/take the piss when you're around other people? if she's taking the piss or teasing she's game mate, simple as, it's only just a step up from pulling the hair of girls you fancy at school
Ewwwwwwwwwww, noooooooo. You're a sissyfucker :o
^^ this. +1. funny as fuck. and i think i fancy you a bit now as well :-*
Thanks for the +1 :-*
You're right about the hair pulling thing :)
PS: One of my favorite people has your sig quote tattooed to his back :)
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Haha well if they're a friend of yours then that's a bit easier... :P
My favorite is I go all girl time and dance my ass off at an "EDM party" with my girls, and of course we hand out a lil MDMA :P When the show is over people usually come over after to come down or whatever, and if I "fancy" a girl I ask if she wants to take a shower with me all cute :P
If there are a BUNCH of people over that might be awkward but it usually works if it's just us and my hubby, and it has the dual effect of being sexy and cleaning off all the club/drug sweat in the process :P
But seriously I have heard the praises of GHB spread all over the sex threads and I am happy to report that I have some en route :) My earlier "playbook" is just what I've heard people say about G, my expertise usually only goes as far as M (although I did have a trippy/sexy experience with DMT) but I hear it's the beez kneez.
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Shower idea is great. I wish I had a huge, claw foot bathtub, but my shower will do.
And GHB, yes! Ive been hearing/reading about it, too! I actually have some on the way from BlueGiraffe. It should be here by the end if the week. I can't wait to try it! I have a girls trip coming up, maybe I'll bring it.
OP, when you plan on putting this plan into action... Don't keep us in suspense too long!
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make er squirt
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I actually have some on the way from BlueGiraffe
Haha, me too! You'll have to let me, personally, know how your trip goes :P
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I don't care about the stepsister any more, I'm more interested in this blossoming romance between TK1991 and TrashBox ;)
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make er squirt
Oh i intend to! ;)
Sorry guys i been a bit slack with my replies but i love all the advice so far 8)
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Reading through this thread has been positively delightful.
I've got to say, what you should do is get her out for a drink. Don't get drunk, just a few drinks, and mention that you have some MDMA. If she's down then take some (normally I wouldn't advise this, but come on. It's a special occasion lulz) and proceed to talk a bit at the bar. If it's good M then you should have no difficulty talking her into heading back to your place to hang out a bit and maybe have another drink. With 20 years of history I'm sure you'd have a lot to chat about, and if you smoke cannabis then this would be the time to bust it out. After smoking awhile, chatting it up, maybe a bit of a back massage, mention how aWeSoMe it is to take GHB on the come down. If she's down then bonus, if not then well whatever you still have a decent situation. Really get into the massage, do an awesome job. The drugs will help but this is where you have to be a champ and give an amazing massage. Make sure you have a viagra on hand so you don't have stage fright (20 years is a long time) and tell her how much you always liked her growing up, yada yada yada, she's as sexy as ever, yada yada yada, and then make your move mid massage.
I'm kinda awesome at bringing home other chicks, a trait my hubby is quite fond of, and that is my playbook. Take from it what you will and do your best, use protection and always make ample time for cuddles.
Cheers :)
Exactly how i pictured it going down! Not keen on GHB idea tho. Not sure she'll even be down for the MDMA but we'll see i suppose
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Any suggestions for good chill mood setting music?
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I'm more interested in this blossoming romance between TK1991 and TrashBox ;)
this is giving me a trouser twinge i must admit :D
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The weekend is approching I expect some results gem. Have you asked her, what her plans for the weekend are? Thats the first baby step, then hook her with the bar idea.
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o man i just read all 7 pages lol. epic thread. I'd say do it. Yall are boths 30s.. if you thinking it.. she thinking it.. Do what they are saying and just lay into it easily. Hopefully she doesn't send you mixed signals lol
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Do it, she wants the D
GIVE
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Do it, she wants the D
GIVE
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LOL
Thanks for the laugh and for letting me POP your positive karma cherry :)
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I actually have some on the way from BlueGiraffe
Haha, me too! You'll have to let me, personally, know how your trip goes :P
You'll get all the naughty details, baby ;)
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The answer was on the first page, no blood = go for it!
Just my $.02 No reason not to. You live once... no regrets and all that.
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Amen to that brother
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Happy Valentines Day to all the sheilas (and blokes if you're that way inclined) in here <3
I just tried to upload the pic but keep getting an error msg saying the uploader file is full.. FML.. Sorry guys :(
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Any suggestions for good chill mood setting music?
Phaeleh - cold in you (the album)
If you like electronic music then it's just sublime
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@OP - Perhaps you should concentrate on the difference between the words "hole" and "whole" before you embark upon the endeavor of your uncontrollable sexual deviancy.
It's probably a bullshit post to begin with.
If you were getting the good drugs available here, you wouldn't be spamming us with the sophomoric masturbatory mattress stains of your mind.
Download some porn, and wank off. Spare us your immaturity.
Douchebag
Place a fucking order, and stop being a pussy!
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
*Needs to get laid*
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
*Needs to get laid*
You summed it up best. Thank you!
PS. Who is that in your avatar?
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Erm, cameron diaz?
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Any suggestions for good chill mood setting music?
I've been talking about this album all over the forum already BUT I love Lana Del Rey's Born To Die album. It's really sexy and if she's going to be into you she's going to need some bad girl inspiration... Lana is puuuurrrrrrfect
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Erm, cameron diaz?
Really? I mean I see the resemblance., but she must've looked like that for 5 minutes in 1989. Could be the "less than 65X65 jpeg capability.
Her face looks chiseled, and airbrushed. Looks like a cuntier version of her. LoL.
But it beats Michelle Obama. LMAO!!
Just having fun.
Really though Cameron Diaz never looked like that.
That looks like her playing the part of the frauline of an SS officer in a WWII movie.
Just sayin'
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@OP - Perhaps you should concentrate on the difference between the words "hole" and "whole" before you embark upon the endeavor of your uncontrollable sexual deviancy.
It's probably a bullshit post to begin with.
If you were getting the good drugs available here, you wouldn't be spamming us with the sophomoric masturbatory mattress stains of your mind.
Download some porn, and wank off. Spare us your immaturity.
Douchebag
Place a fucking order, and stop being a pussy!
Thanks for the advice numnuts but my spelling and grammar is fine. It's all done that way deliberately to throw people off the scent from my real forum profile and sr account so fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
And if you don't like my thread fagjug i suggest you fuck off to some other thread where other cum recepticals such as yourself can all join in the daisychain wank off. Sorted.
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Erm, cameron diaz?
She would be pleased to hear that ;) Cameron Diaz is hot hot hot!
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Anyways back on topic.. Anyone got the link for onion image uploader or similar so i can throw this pic up?
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Anyways back on topic.. Anyone got the link for onion image uploader or similar so i can throw this pic up?
Try this
http://i7hknwg4up2jhdkx.onion/
2MB file size limit.
Cheers bud I'll suss it now
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Doesn't want to work on my computer. Any uploaders that don't require installing shit onto my comp?
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Cheers. I just tried the attachment option here again to no avail :(
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There you go
http://wyxwerboi3awzy23.onion/src/1360834521277.jpg
She is cute as fuck!
Beat me to it ya cheeky shit! So now you's all see my dilemma!
So yeah for all the heterosexuals out there (this excludes you FagJug) this is my step sister. She has a friend in the pic but i chopped her out of it.
***** http://wyxwerboi3awzy23.onion/src/1360834521277.jpg *****
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Doesn't want to work on my computer. Any uploaders that don't require installing shit onto my comp?
Try this one: http://4344457357774542.onion/
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So yeah I'll leave the pic up for a day or two for you lot to look at then delete it. If i feel like it I'll put some others up later
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Ah I see I was too late.
She's very cute. Nice boobs! :D
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Man, the things i want to do to her!
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I'm yet to find the usb stick with the pics of her i stole from dads computer but I'll put a couple up when i do. They're a few years old and she had a bit more meat on her back then but still worth a look ;D
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Woi me and your steppy just fucked bi-curiously through my hand. Good day
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praise be to the internet, we need more SR tits!
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;D+1 for everyone in here when i hit 100 ;D
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Next step in the seduction is obviously a hidden cam to get better porn of her
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Next step in the seduction is obviously a hidden cam to get better porn of her
;D :o ;) ::)
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;D+1 for everyone in here when i hit 100 ;D
+1 ed you for all your hard work getting the picture up for everyone to see your sexy stepsis.
Hope to see some more juicy ones :)
Good Shit!! Cheers mate yeah I'll see what i can do 8)
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I personally believe the best way to get in her pants would be to show her this topic. :p
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Next step in the seduction is obviously a hidden cam to get better porn of her
;D :o ;) ::)
You know it makes sense mate!
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Next step in the seduction is obviously a hidden cam to get better porn of her
;D :o ;) ::)
You know it makes sense mate!
We need pics to prove the deed is done! ;D
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I personally believe the best way to get in her pants would be to show her this topic. :p
The thought has crossed my mind ;)
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Next step in the seduction is obviously a hidden cam to get better porn of her
;D :o ;) ::)
You know it makes sense mate!
*shifty eyes ;D
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@OP - Perhaps you should concentrate on the difference between the words "hole" and "whole" before you embark upon the endeavor of your uncontrollable sexual deviancy.
It's probably a bullshit post to begin with.
If you were getting the good drugs available here, you wouldn't be spamming us with the sophomoric masturbatory mattress stains of your mind.
Download some porn, and wank off. Spare us your immaturity.
Douchebag
Place a fucking order, and stop being a pussy!
Thanks for the advice numnuts but my spelling and grammar is fine. It's all done that way deliberately to throw people off the scent from my real forum profile and sr account so fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
And if you don't like my thread fagjug i suggest you fuck off to some other thread where other cum recepticals such as yourself can all join in the daisychain wank off. Sorted.
Why would you ever go back to that other username? You are like everybody's favorite soap opera now. If i were you and had an epic thread like this I would probably start vending and put a link in my sig... Oh wait
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If you no want fuck your sister I am fuck her for you. I am big man - I will fuck her in the armpits, in the ears and in the anus all night long. I am make photo for you all if you are want.
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Gemzgems,
You should rename the title of this thread as "I wanna fuck my stepsister - Live Jerry Springer Show on SR" or something along the line :)
LMFAOOO
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There is no reason on God's earth why you should not indulge in some sibling sampling. Hell she's not even related. Doesn't even hit level 2 on my sleazometer.
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TEXT HER NOW
It's the weekend everywhere, so none of that "this isn't a good time" bullshit.
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^^yeah man do it!! if not youre just a fucking creeper lol
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OP.
How's it going? Weekend is upon us, you gonna take the plunge?
Nursing a rather curiously active interest in this tale for some reason. ( °_°)
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She's known you so long... there is no chance of significantly effecting her perception of you, drugs won't cut it.
Ask her if she finds you sexually attractive out of the blue, face to face.
If whatever way she reacts (verbally, non verbally) turns you on, we have a go.
If you feel unsure, that door is closed.
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She's known you so long... there is no chance of significantly effecting her perception of you, drugs won't cut it.
You're really underestimating the ability of certain drugs to make someone do things they wouldn't normally agree to.
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I want to fuck your step sister now!
Wheres a pic? But could heavily compromise your security i know.. :P
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She's known you so long... there is no chance of significantly effecting her perception of you, drugs won't cut it.
You're really underestimating the ability of certain drugs to make someone do things they wouldn't normally agree to.
Sure he can inject some ecstasy/LSD/heroin into her as she sleeps.
I hear semen is highly psychoactive too.
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just remember that you will know her for the rest of your life, unless your folks divorce, family runs deep, if things went sour, it may be hard to run away from.
but i can see why your attracted ;D
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I'll get around to updating and replying when my internet stops being a retardedly slow fuckin piece of shit
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Word man I hope it's good news!
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No news is good news in this case for the moment but i did have an amazing dream about her last night! ;D I was so pissed that i woke up >:(
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you still haven't done ANYTHING yet? man just go clubbing with her and do the good ol' finger up the cunt! lol
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No news is good news in this case for the moment but i did have an amazing dream about her last night! ;D I was so pissed that i woke up >:(
Dude! You have to try lucid dreaming! Best guide on the net:
http://www.ld4all.com/guide.html
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At first I thought you were really looking for help to sexgeneer this to happen but now I realize you're just pulling our dicks.
I wish one day when you and your sister are old and wrinkly she will mention how she once found you hot and you will know you missed on that sweet pussy.
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Ouu I am gonna try that lucid dream guide, I've always wanted to try lucid dreaming but I am afraid demons in my imagination will appear and I will die :( lol
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Ouu I am gonna try that lucid dream guide, I've always wanted to try lucid dreaming but I am afraid demons in my imagination will appear and I will die :( lol
Well, if you're afraid of lucid dreaming, it's not gonna work. But that's the whole point of lucid dreaming - being in control. It's actually very effective if you have recurring nightmares you wanna get rid of.
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Lucid dreaming your way through a nightmare-scape can be a little extra-scary, because it can have a harder edged reality to it, and because you generally learn to control yourself within the dream before learning to control the dream. Incredible stuff, though.
Wait, the hell? What thread is this? Get on with the sissy-fucking!
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Lucid dreaming your way through a nightmare-scape can be a little extra-scary, because it can have a harder edged reality to it, and because you generally learn to control yourself within the dream before learning to control the dream.
I found a nice method of avoiding that and I assume it works for everyone, not just me. It's literally as simple as blinking your eyes. This works because you don't blink at all in your dreams because your physical eyes are closed and you don't get the urge to blink. But if you close your dream-body's eyes, your brain will instantly create a completely new dream when you open them again.
But yeah, back to topic now ;D
Any updates, Gemzgems?
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GEMZZZZZZZZZZ WTF
Get on with it OR MAKE SOMETHING UP
it's the goddamn internet. Entertain us FFS
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At first I thought you were really looking for help to sexgeneer this to happen but now I realize you're just pulling our dicks.
I wish one day when you and your sister are old and wrinkly she will mention how she once found you hot and you will know you missed on that sweet pussy.
Fuck sake.. The sooner you cunts realize that I'm taking my time with this the better. Fuck, if for example you were assigned to take out Binladen would you go in guns a blazin' or would you get tactical on his rag head? Huh? There's a lot more at stake here than just your entertainment.. Get used to it..
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At first I thought you were really looking for help to sexgeneer this to happen but now I realize you're just pulling our dicks.
I wish one day when you and your sister are old and wrinkly she will mention how she once found you hot and you will know you missed on that sweet pussy.
Fuck sake.. The sooner you cunts realize that I'm taking my time with this the better. Fuck, if for example you were assigned to take out Binladen would you go in guns a blazin' or would you get tactical on his rag head? Huh? There's a lot more at stake here than just your entertainment.. Get used to it..
People are looking for messages from you to massage their dicks or pussies :) and you are looking for a way to massage your dick in your sissy's pussy :)
People want to do it sooner than later and you want to go slower to make it better :)
It's all about respective perspective :)
Good point. I'm sorry to everyone who thinks of this as a "Soap opera" that the thread seems to be going stale, I'm trying to maintain a presence here but I'm running low on net credit. Also i see lots of ppl thinking of this as entertainment but nobody is putting their money where their mouth is as someone said to me via pm the other day. It was never about the coin, if i wanted coin so bad I'd just hang out at the spare coins thread and make up bullshit sob stories but since this has had such a positive response for the most part i thought it couldn't hurt to make the FMS fund.
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At first I thought you were really looking for help to sexgeneer this to happen but now I realize you're just pulling our dicks.
I wish one day when you and your sister are old and wrinkly she will mention how she once found you hot and you will know you missed on that sweet pussy.
Fuck sake.. The sooner you cunts realize that I'm taking my time with this the better. Fuck, if for example you were assigned to take out Binladen would you go in guns a blazin' or would you get tactical on his rag head? Huh? There's a lot more at stake here than just your entertainment.. Get used to it..
People are looking for messages from you to massage their dicks or pussies :) and you are looking for a way to massage your dick in your sissy's pussy :)
People want to do it sooner than later and you want to go slower to make it better :)
It's all about respective perspective :)
Good point. I'm sorry to everyone who thinks of this as a "Soap opera" that the thread seems to be going stale, I'm trying to maintain a presence here but I'm running low on net credit. Also i see lots of ppl thinking of this as entertainment but nobody is putting their money where their mouth is as someone said to me via pm the other day. It was never about the coin, if i wanted coin so bad I'd just hang out at the spare coins thread and make up bullshit sob stories but since this has had such a positive response for the most part i thought it couldn't hurt to make the FMS fund.
Yeah, don't just give up on the idea. You just need to manage the expectation here and not feel any extra pressure from this community.
The idea is challenging and it requires precision and careful execution.
Just keep us updated on a weekly basis or whenever there is some reportable progress you make.
Of course we want you to succeed in achieving your illicit dream. SR is all about achieving the illicit dreams :)
Exactly! Thankyou GSE +1 brother :)
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Alright, I guess I can get down with the slow seduction... but I think you underestimate the investment some of us have in this... there's all kind of side bets and shit going on via PM...
PS: Sorry I called it a soap opera.
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I can't believe this thread now runs to 12 pages, and there was me thinking it was just a load of bollocks to escape newbie purgatory.
8)
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Fuck sake.. The sooner you cunts realize that I'm taking my time with this the better. Fuck, if for example you were assigned to take out Binladen would you go in guns a blazin' or would you get tactical on his rag head? Huh? There's a lot more at stake here than just your entertainment.. Get used to it..
Pardon me, but did you just call me a cunt? lol
I suspect this entire story is bullshit. tbh.
Take your time, don't take your time. Whatever.
People here really don't give two shits whether you fuck her or not.
If you're gonna post; "I wanna fuck my step-sister" in an online forum, you need to realise that this automatically makes you a forum chew-toy. lol
As a side note, there's a worrying amount of spike/rape suggestions in this thread. (Ō_o)
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I can't believe this thread now runs to 12 pages, and there was me thinking it was just a load of bollocks to escape newbie purgatory.
8)
It is. lol
But it's also a play toy for the rest of us. (⌒_⌒)
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As a side note, there's a worrying amount of spike/rape suggestions in this thread. (Ō_o)
LOL
Didn't notice ???
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Here man,
Get her over to your place, and incedentally be watching the movie "CRUEL INTENTIONS". Have some drinks, watch it with her. The movie involves sexual tension between step-siblings. Once she's warm and fuzzy, find out what she thinks about it. Move in. How's that for tactical?
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I'm baaaaaack! Nothing new to report :-\ Might just have to get some dirt on her and resort to blackmail! ;D
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I'm baaaaaack! Nothing new to report :-\ Might just have to get some dirt on her and resort to blackmail! ;D
FUCKER!
I saw that it was YOU that bumped this thread and thought for fucking SURE you had steppy for a 420 present. dammit Gemzgems.
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I'm baaaaaack! Nothing new to report :-\ Might just have to get some dirt on her and resort to blackmail! ;D
FUCKER!
I saw that it was YOU that bumped this thread and thought for fucking SURE you had steppy for a 420 present. dammit Gemzgems.
I wish! Tbh I've been focusing on getting my shit together lol fucking hating on life so much atm but eh.. I've quit weed! Didn't want to but have to for the good jobs which I'm having no luck with :-[
Anyways i came back here to see if anymore words of wisdom had been left for me in my absence but nothing since i last checked in. No biggy but am glad the thread didn't turn into a giant shit fight and get put on lockdown while i was gone :P bonus! Still looking for inspiration so don't write me off just yet guys and gals!
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I'm baaaaaack! Nothing new to report :-\ Might just have to get some dirt on her and resort to blackmail! ;D
FUCKER!
I saw that it was YOU that bumped this thread and thought for fucking SURE you had steppy for a 420 present. dammit Gemzgems.
Dude, I'll give ya some words o wisdom.......fucking your stepsister is just plain ole SICK........just let her blow ya...or., even better, sneak in when she's sleepin and jerk off on her face, sneak back out and play stupid in the morning. Tell her an elf might have done it, if you sprinkle chocolate chips in she might think it was a keebler elf. Leave a present and she might think it was one of Santa's elves.
I wish! Tbh I've been focusing on getting my shit together lol fucking hating on life so much atm but eh.. I've quit weed! Didn't want to but have to for the good jobs which I'm having no luck with :-[
Anyways i came back here to see if anymore words of wisdom had been left for me in my absence but nothing since i last checked in. No biggy but am glad the thread didn't turn into a giant shit fight and get put on lockdown while i was gone :P bonus! Still looking for inspiration so don't write me off just yet guys and gals!
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Dude, I'll give ya some words o wisdom.......fucking your stepsister is just plain ole SICK........just let her blow ya...or., even better, sneak in when she's sleepin and jerk off on her face, sneak back out and play stupid in the morning. Tell her an elf might have done it, if you sprinkle chocolate chips in she might think it was a keebler elf. Leave a present and she might think it was one of Santa's elves.
so I am against the sneaky face jerk-off/keebler elf front... but OMG so funny and totally fucked up. i'm enjoying your sick little mind 88fxtc hahaha
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I'm baaaaaack! Nothing new to report :-\ Might just have to get some dirt on her and resort to blackmail! ;D
FUCKER!
I saw that it was YOU that bumped this thread and thought for fucking SURE you had steppy for a 420 present. dammit Gemzgems.
Dude, I'll give ya some words o wisdom.......fucking your stepsister is just plain ole SICK........just let her blow ya...or., even better, sneak in when she's sleepin and jerk off on her face, sneak back out and play stupid in the morning. Tell her an elf might have done it, if you sprinkle chocolate chips in she might think it was a keebler elf. Leave a present and she might think it was one of Santa's elves.
I wish! Tbh I've been focusing on getting my shit together lol fucking hating on life so much atm but eh.. I've quit weed! Didn't want to but have to for the good jobs which I'm having no luck with :-[
Anyways i came back here to see if anymore words of wisdom had been left for me in my absence but nothing since i last checked in. No biggy but am glad the thread didn't turn into a giant shit fight and get put on lockdown while i was gone :P bonus! Still looking for inspiration so don't write me off just yet guys and gals!
Dude you might want to start from page 1 and get yourself up to speed on the situation. We're both early thirties so we don't live together and only see each other once in a blue moon
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Dude, I'll give ya some words o wisdom.......fucking your stepsister is just plain ole SICK........just let her blow ya...or., even better, sneak in when she's sleepin and jerk off on her face, sneak back out and play stupid in the morning. Tell her an elf might have done it, if you sprinkle chocolate chips in she might think it was a keebler elf. Leave a present and she might think it was one of Santa's elves.
so I am against the sneaky face jerk-off/keebler elf front... but OMG so funny and totally fucked up. i'm enjoying your sick little mind 88fxtc hahaha
Tell ya what TrashBox, it's really cool and enlightening to run into a woman who isn't all uptight bout a little sick humor. So many chicks would be calling me a monster just for a suggestion like I made. Your boyfriend or girlfriend, whichever it is, IF you have one, is a lucky person.. If I knew how to give you a karma bump, a +1, I would.
Nothing better than a girl with a good, non uptight attitude. ;)
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fuck her really hard and get her pregnant please.
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twenty twenty twenty-four hours to go, I wanna fuck my stepsister
no one to do and no where to go-oh, I wanna fuck my stepsister
just get me to the airport, put me on a plane
hurry hurry hurry before I go insane
I can't control my fingers, I can't control my brain
oh no no no no no...
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Where is the pic how can i vote ? ;D ;D ;D
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I haven't read the thread but you definitely shouldn't post a picture of anybody you know on here.
There is literally dozens of tricks doxers can use to trace the origin of a photo, so people will almost certainly be able to find out who you are.
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Fuck sake.. The sooner you cunts realize that I'm taking my time with this the better. Fuck, if for example you were assigned to take out Binladen would you go in guns a blazin' or would you get tactical on his rag head? Huh? There's a lot more at stake here than just your entertainment.. Get used to it..
Pardon me, but did you just call me a cunt? lol
I suspect this entire story is bullshit. tbh.
Take your time, don't take your time. Whatever.
People here really don't give two shits whether you fuck her or not.
If you're gonna post; "I wanna fuck my step-sister" in an online forum, you need to realise that this automatically makes you a forum chew-toy. lol
As a side note, there's a worrying amount of spike/rape suggestions in this thread. (Ō_o)
When Americans think f the word cunt, they think it's a term of offense, but in my country of Australia we call strangers mate and our friends cunts. It's a figure of speech, you Americans are behind the rest of the English speaking world on that one. If you're a hopeless person, you're a shit cunt, if you're a good bloke, you're a sick cunt!
Please watch this sketch by Alex Williamson ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-SUhJT3g1c
Once you watch this, we should all play the cunt game!
- JWM
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Fuck sake.. The sooner you cunts realize that I'm taking my time with this the better. Fuck, if for example you were assigned to take out Binladen would you go in guns a blazin' or would you get tactical on his rag head? Huh? There's a lot more at stake here than just your entertainment.. Get used to it..
Pardon me, but did you just call me a cunt? lol
I suspect this entire story is bullshit. tbh.
ke your time, don't take your time. Whatever.
People here really don't give two shits whether you fuck her or not.
If you're gonna post; "I wanna fuck my step-sister" in an online forum, you need to realise that this automatically makes you a forum chew-toy. lol
As a side note, there's a worrying amount of spike/rape suggestions in this thread. (Ō_o)
When Americans think f the word cunt, they think it's a term of offense, but in my country of Australia we call strangers mate and our friends cunts. It's a figure of speech, you Americans are behind the rest of the English speaking world on that one. If you're a hopeless person, you're a shit cunt, if you're a good bloke, you're a sick cunt!
Please watch this sketch by Alex Williamson ;) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-SUhJT3g1c
Once you watch this, we should all play the cunt game!
- JWM
Ok, I'll play first you get a +1 for using the word cunt so often your negative karma is over flowing..lol Go ahead you sick cunt..
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My advice? Stop being a tight ass puritan and fuck the bitch. The upload some pictures of you expressing your brotherly love all over the bitch's tits.
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This thread is hilarious for two reasons:
- Some funny suggestions
- PRIMARILY: This is never going to fucking happen.
The OP is completely incapable of making a move. Lack of confidence, massive over-thinking, and inability to step up and be a man and make your move indicate you aren't going to be getting girls wet. Sorry - that's the way it is. You can fix that stuff in time if you want to.
If I'm wrong on the above and you've got the balls to go for it, I would disagree with much of the advice above. No texts, everything has to be done in person. I personally wouldn't recommend any drugs other than alcohol unless she is a regular user. In my experience if a girl knows she is 'fucked up' or in an unfamiliar mental state she will be keenly aware of this and very conscious of her behavior and unlikely to be able to relax and 'do something crazy'. Sure you're likely to get started with some touching up and making out, but its highly likely she will realise at some stage she is not acting normally and freak out and stop everything. GHB may be an exception to this - I am unfamiliar with it so can't comment.
There is also absolutely no need to go "all or nothing" and create a chance for there to be a massive blow up. Drink with her in person, in close proximity to you house/hotel. Over the course of the night slowly become more physical and touchy feely. If she's uncomfortable with getting physical with you it will be apparent as you escalate your physicality and can easily be passed of as "sorry I was just really drunk - I get touchy with everyone when I'm drunk". No harm done. End of story.
If she's cool with you getting touchy (arm round her, hand on arm, leg, stroking, holds close eye contact) then you just move her to a private environment and keep escalating it until you're getting naked.
Done deal.
EDIT: While I'm definitely not saying don't go for this - I think it would be amazing and really hope you try to pull this off.. Remember there are other girls out there that are hotter, and not your step sister. There are a lot less issues to get past banging on of these girls instead.....
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Remember there are other girls out there that are hotter, and not your step sister. There are a lot less issues to get past banging on of these girls instead.....
Where's the fun in that? I love a challenge!
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Hey Gez have you fucked your step sister yet or what..? :P
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Hey Gez have you fucked your step sister yet or what..? :P
Yes! but that was just a dream :P
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That last post gemzgems was hot. Grrrr
So, this thread is still going ? WTF? You had plenty 'o time bud. C'mon and git 'er done boy.
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Hey Gez have you fucked your step sister yet or what..? :P
Yes! but that was just a dream :P
Ha ha, well at least you dreamed it.. :P
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I'm baaaaaack! Nothing new to report :-\ Might just have to get some dirt on her and resort to blackmail! ;D
FUCKER!
I saw that it was YOU that bumped this thread and thought for fucking SURE you had steppy for a 420 present. dammit Gemzgems.
I wish! Tbh I've been focusing on getting my shit together lol fucking hating on life so much atm but eh.. I've quit weed! Didn't want to but have to for the good jobs which I'm having no luck with :-[
Anyways i came back here to see if anymore words of wisdom had been left for me in my absence but nothing since i last checked in. No biggy but am glad the thread didn't turn into a giant shit fight and get put on lockdown while i was gone :P bonus! Still looking for inspiration so don't write me off just yet guys and gals!
OMG...invite her out for drinks....alone....just get it done man. If she wants it she will be all touchy and laugh at every damn thing you say. Buy a bunch of shots.
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Get drunk. Text her. Problem solved.
That's funny shit.
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I tell ya the real character in this thread is trashbox, yummmm..+1 to the messy box
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My dad once dated this woman who had a hot young daughter, I was much younger than her but still found her very attractive. I found her diary and read some of it and it talked about the sex she was having. It was pretty erotic and got little ole me excited, she didn't know but I always pictured her differently after that. Not so perfect and more normal.
My dad split up with the woman and I haven't seen her since, but I will always remember that dirty diary.
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I wanna fuk her too ;)
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When you get the chance and courage too ask her. May as well see if you can do it on cam, then post us a link! =)
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lol man I really hope your trolling, this is a drug site not a fucking dating site! Still made me chuckle a bit tho hahahah
Well, as long as they both do drugs while they fuck, then it is appropriately situated on the drug forums.
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lol man I really hope your trolling, this is a drug site not a fucking dating site! Still made me chuckle a bit tho hahahah
This is an anonymous online marketplace that enables you to buy drugs, but is in no way limited to drugs or illegal products altogether.
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lol man I really hope your trolling, this is a drug site not a fucking dating site! Still made me chuckle a bit tho hahahah
This is an anonymous online marketplace that enables you to buy drugs, but is in no way limited to drugs or illegal products altogether.
It was appropriately allocated to the Off Topic reservoir of idle conversation, after all.
I want to fuck and impregnate my cousins.
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lol man I really hope your trolling, this is a drug site not a fucking dating site! Still made me chuckle a bit tho hahahah
This is an anonymous online marketplace that enables you to buy drugs, but is in no way limited to drugs or illegal products altogether.
I want to fuck her too. Lol, sorry man just being a wise ass.
It was appropriately allocated to the Off Topic reservoir of idle conversation, after all.
I want to fuck and impregnate my cousins.
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I was thinking about her this morning... FLESHLIGHT GOT RAPED! ;D She makes me so hard :P
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I was thinking about her this morning... FLESHLIGHT GOT RAPED! ;D She makes me so hard :P
And the drama continues....Give it up Gemz
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I was thinking about her this morning... FLESHLIGHT GOT RAPED! ;D She makes me so hard :P
And the drama continues....Give it up Gemz
!!!SIR, YES SIR!!!
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Oh brother!/?
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Epic thread is epic 8)
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This must have been asked before, and if it has i apologize, but is that your step sister in your avatar? ???
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This whole fucking thread
IS LIKE A WALKING AIDS INFESTATION.
but i kinda like it....
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Fuck her or else I won't be your friend anymore.
I'll still be your friend but ill like you better if you do lmao.
"show me yours and ill show ya mine."
SR...oh SR
-JOS
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All i read was the post tittle nothing in between. with that being said, my reply is...
OP I FUCKED YOUR SISTER AND IV GOTTA SAY ITS A DAMN GOOD FUCK, IM GLADE I HIT IT BEFORE HER BROTHER DID THOUGH, BUT WITH MY 4 HRS I HITTING IT, SHE DID MENTION SHE THUGHT HER BROTHER WAS WIERD AND ALWASY FELT YOU LOOKING AT HER LIKE U WERE ATRACTED TO HER IN A NOT COOL WAY, NEEDLESS TO SAY, SHE SAID SHE SAW YOU NAKED MORE THAN ENOUGH AND LOL ABOUT THE DAY YOU GET LAID CAUSE THE WOMEN THAT IS HIGH/DRUNK ENUFF TO LET YOU, IS GONNA HAVE TO FAKE EVERY MOMENT..
SORRY I JUST HAD TO TELL U BRO.. BUT AGAIN SHE WAS A GREAT FUCK, AND HER MOUTH WAS EVEN BETTER.. SO U MAY HAVE TO BUY SOME OF THAT DATE RAPE STUFF IF UR GONNA TRY IT.. I'LL SEE YA SOON BUDDY, I'LL BE THE GUY WAVING AS I OUND AWY ON HER..LOL
IM J/K BUT NOT COOL
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All i read was the post tittle nothing in between. with that being said, my reply is...
OP I FUCKED YOUR SISTER AND IV GOTTA SAY ITS A DAMN GOOD FUCK, IM GLADE I HIT IT BEFORE HER BROTHER DID THOUGH, BUT WITH MY 4 HRS I HITTING IT, SHE DID MENTION SHE THUGHT HER BROTHER WAS WIERD AND ALWASY FELT YOU LOOKING AT HER LIKE U WERE ATRACTED TO HER IN A NOT COOL WAY, NEEDLESS TO SAY, SHE SAID SHE SAW YOU NAKED MORE THAN ENOUGH AND LOL ABOUT THE DAY YOU GET LAID CAUSE THE WOMEN THAT IS HIGH/DRUNK ENUFF TO LET YOU, IS GONNA HAVE TO FAKE EVERY MOMENT..
SORRY I JUST HAD TO TELL U BRO.. BUT AGAIN SHE WAS A GREAT FUCK, AND HER MOUTH WAS EVEN BETTER.. SO U MAY HAVE TO BUY SOME OF THAT DATE RAPE STUFF IF UR GONNA TRY IT.. I'LL SEE YA SOON BUDDY, I'LL BE THE GUY WAVING AS I OUND AWY ON HER..LOL
IM J/K BUT NOT COOL
OMFG...where have you been?!?!?!?!? I MISS YOU! Get on chat with all the cool peeps please.
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I tell ya the real character in this thread is trashbox, yummmm..+1 to the messy box
I want your TrashPaws in my SouthBox MEOW
srssly, call me IMMEDIATLEY (212) 867-5309
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I tell ya the real character in this thread is trashbox, yummmm..+1 to the messy box
I want your TrashPaws in my SouthBox MEOW
srssly, call me IMMEDIATLEY (212) 867-5309
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Damn it how the ffuuccckkkk did I miss this?! Trashbox you sloppy slut, next time PLEASE send the PM, well actually that won't have helped.
Wait, that's my girl's number, JENNIE. ;) hehehe Your the best, oh you are you are. Boy I would love to get some SLOOP from your SLIT.. hahaha :)
Want to play a game with me? ;)
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Want to play a game with me? ;)
FUCK YES
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Fuck HER
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Want to play a game with me? ;)
FUCK YES
So sorry I missed this. :o Story of my life! lol Go head be gone with it, come to the back. Get your sexy on! ;)
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I'm makin progress! Fuck the haters haha the reward is all mine :D :D
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I'm makin progress! Fuck the haters haha the reward is all mine :D :D
If you fuck her and if she gives birth to a baby boy, there is chance that the baby boy could be your dad :)
Just wanted to show you the possibility of this adventure.
Just do this to keep you dad alive, man!
Fuck her for your dad's sake :) :) :)
GSE
Fuck yeah +1 for the laugh GSE 8)
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Gemz, I can not believe she isn't pregos yet. ???
But maybe she is and just hasn't told you yet, huh? ;)
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wtf is going on in here? lol
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The pic should already be included. Post it or its just ballacks.
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fuck off...
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I'm makin progress! Fuck the haters haha the reward is all mine :D :D
Sitting next to her and your leg touching hers or while reaching for the popcorn you guys reached for it at the same to only bump fists and pulling away really quick.......I GUESS you can call that progress.. :P
Maybe this will help your journey a little better.
When a man and a woman be around each other long enough one or both will end up having feelings. In this case you're already half way there!
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where is the pic of the girl?
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I have had a thing for my ex stepmother ever since I was rubbing em out! LOL. I swear she wants it too....ugh.
Ryno
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Reading through this thread has been positively delightful.
I've got to say, what you should do is get her out for a drink. Don't get drunk, just a few drinks, and mention that you have some COKE. If she's down then take someand proceed to talk a bit at the bar. If it's good COKE then you should have no difficulty talking her into heading back to your place to hang out a bit and maybe have another drink. With 20 years of history I'm sure you'd have a lot to chat about, and if you smoke cannabis then this would be the time to bust it out. After smoking awhile, chatting it up, maybe a bit of a back massage,
Really get into the massage, do an awesome job. The drugs will help but this is where you have to be a champ and give an amazing massage. Make sure you have a viagra on hand so you don't have stage fright (20 years is a long time) and tell her how much you always liked her growing up, yada yada yada, she's as sexy as ever, yada yada yada, and then make your move mid massage.
THIS, with a couple of small edits, is exactly how i went about bangin my step sis.... about 10 years ago.
I was early 30's, she was early 20's....
Didnt regret it then, and dont now. In fact, if i had the opportunity id do it again.
It was WAY more than either of us expected...
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Bump n grind ;)
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Not this fuckin' thread again.
At least give us a fucking update. Jesus Christ!
;D
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I should just start a thread entitled, "I wanna win the lottery but never will because I'm never going to buy a lottery ticket".
EDIT* Unless you have pictures I don't want to see another bump from you Gems :D
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I would like the echo the sentiments of the two posters above me, update properly, fuck her already or let this fade away.
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I have another solution! ;D
Just seduce one of her friends that looks enough like her in the dark that you won't notice,
and then think about her the whole time... this is close enough, plus it will most likely be easier
and more socially acceptable if you get found out. Also, you can always fuck her later if you
enjoy her friend. Everyone gets laid!
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Really hoping you get down and dirty with this step sister bro.
When i saw this thread pop up again, i was-"Don't tell me he's fucked her!"
How you been anyway....any hints at least??
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mmmm I <3 her! :-*
Well doesn't look like I'll be back on here much longer now that the COCKSMOKING FBI Fucked DPR and SR :'(
Where's everyone gonna hang from now on?